#also yes the falling for freaks is 1000% contagious lol

[highlynerdy]

I'd like to add some more unhinged propaganda for MRJH

•responsible BDSM safety. If a whip must be chosen, knows when to pick the spiked one and when not to.

•knows all about proper aftercare (whether it's always practiced is another thing all together but ya know)

•Doesn't waste food. We love an eco 👏 conscious 👏moment👏

•Friend to animals and to small children singing exceptionally creepy songs

•And just...come on.

Sooo, we have TWO whole hot Third Brothers in the airing cdramas.

I present to you

Third Brother:

Versus Third Brother:

Let’s get to know our candidates better:

HAIR

The Rise of Ning: Up, probably brushes and pins it up in the morning and calls it a day

Kill Me Love Me: Down, will steal all your hair care products

BEST ACCESSORY

Ning: Bandana for justice seeking through crime

KMLM: furs for looking like the pimp daddy you are

MONEY

Ning: well off

KMLM: very well off but spends like water

SIBLING

Ning: most favorite person, wants to fuck them

KMLM: least favorite person, wants to fuck them over

FAMILY

Ning: neglectful

KMLM: homicidal

IF HE WERE TO BE EXPELLED AND NEED TO EARN A LIVING, HE WOULD DO IT THRU

Ning: Gardening

KMLM: Embroidery

ONE THING HE WANTS HIS WOMAN TO BE GOOD AT

Ning: Siblinghood

KMLM: Biting

WEIRDEST SEX THING

Ning: “call me brother in bed please”

KMLM: Will probably install a sex swing in the grand reception room

And now poll: