#also yes i am playing genshin impact HAHAHAHAHAHA

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what you saif about takemitchy ? I FUCKING AGREE CUZ HE IS DUMB LIKE I'VE BEEN THINKING HOW DUMB THIS MF ARE BUT NO ONE REALLY TALK ABOUT IT ? ig they just too focused on their favs but BRUH AINT NO ONE GONNA QUESTION HOW STUPID HE IS FOR SOMEONE HIS AGE ?

also, i just realize you play genshin and wtf ? i've been on your blog for sometime and how can i not see that🤡☠️GURL YOU HOT ASF I KNOW I KNOW ITS FACTS AND I LOVE YOU FOR THAT🤤😳💕

LICHRALLY this dude is in his mid-20s and supposedly graduated high school and he has NO CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS??

i mean personally if i was in takemichi’s position i’d realise trying to save my ex-gf from a gang plot would be too much trouble and i’d dip. watch me catching bugsnax and sleeping soundly knowing i wouldn’t have to overhaul my entire personality and skill set just to save a bitch i haven’t thought abt in a decade.

he’s travelling back in time to deal with a gang that has currently been involved in shit like assault and drugs and murder and this dumbass motherfucker thinks it’s gonna be a walk in the park?? a hop, skip, and a jump to the past and everything’s coming up roses?? here’s all the things he coulda shoulda woulda done if he didn’t have a single-digit IQ (sorry it’s gonna be a long rant)

SPOILERS FOR TOKYO REVENGERS EP 1-9:

learn some self-defense. the human body is FULL of weak spots and he doesn’t think about exploiting them?? he’s weak asf he’s not gonna become a kickboxer in two weeks but he could at the VERY LEAST learn some dirty tricks. (there’s no honour in death, son)

also multiple people have baseball bats. HE has a baseball bat. HE KNOWS HOW TO SWING a baseball bat. and where does he keep the baseball bat? in his garage to collect dust and because he’s a FUCKING MORON.

try and investigate more. who is kisaki tetta? he’s supposed to be the big bad but he doesn’t even TRY to ask around for info or look up his name

learn some first aid! he KNOWS that draken is going to be stabbed and he doesn’t even wanna google “how to stop friend from bleeding out” LIKE ITS THE EARLY 2000s COMPUTERS STILL EXIST YOU DUMBASS. also books!

NOT sit around for three fucking days doing a stupid puzzle! yes he was healing from his injuries, but he could’ve done all the aforementioned things above while he was healing for three days. if you can do a puzzle you can turn a book’s pages you fuck!

not let his guard down IMMEDIATELY once mikey and draken make up. “i changed history!” he says before any changes have actually happened, the brain dead twelvie. if it were me in that situation i would not let draken nor mikey out of my sight until the 4th of august!

“sorry naoto... but let me have this treat...” FOR WHAT BITCH? FOR WHAT REASON DO YOU DESERVE IT? you did a puzzle, then draken (the man you’re supposed to protect) came TO YOU, you yelled at draken and mikey, played around in garbage, then played with your friends.

even the PLOT was like “okay clearly you’re not gonna do anything on your own so draken is coming over” THE FUCKING MORON!! AND HE THINKS HE DESERVES A TREAT FOR BEING TOO STUPID TO ADVANCE THE PLOT THAT THE PLOT DEVICE LITERALLY HAS TO BURST INTO HIS ROOM??

he gets tied up with duct tape and just lays there. bitch. it’s fucking duct tape, at least try to struggle against it instead of sitting there crying about how useless you are (which you should, because you are, but time and place motherfucker)

when he meets up with draken he doesn’t even tell him that “oh btw kiyomasa is gonna stab you so watch your ass. matter fact, why don’t you back those cheeks up into me so i can make sure he doesn’t get you?”

when draken gets stabbed (because of course he would because takemichi’s skull is just an empty chasm) and mikey is all “alright i’ll leave it to you boo!” takemichi doesn’t... ask anyone for help?

there’s a group of like fifty motherfuckers surely ONE of them would leave the fight to help him carry their second-in-command to a hospital!

also. there’s this thing that draken wears.... its like.... a clothing item... made of cloth.... and he doesn’t really need it... i wonder what could be done with that???

TAKE HIS KIMONO OFF AND TIE IT AROUND THE WOUND YOU FUCKING DOLT.

then kiyomasa and his circlejerk of sword warriors come along. oh no! this is a toughie.

but it seems kiyomasa is infected with the same brain-eating parasite takemichi is because he stabs takemichi’s hand and LEAVES THE KNIFE THERE. taking it back out would cause more damage and would, oh... i don’t know... give him his knife back? but ig he don’t care. whatever.

takemichi doesn’t take advantage of this lapse in judgement but instead decides to one-up his stupidity by TAKING THE KNIFE OUT AND THROWING IT AWAY.

he just GAVE him a weapon. he literally PUT A WEAPON INTO HIS HAND that might equalise the 10-on-1 fight a little bit, and he throws it away!!!! i literally... at this point i had to put my phone down and just fucking stare at the ceiling because i was so amazed at this 26-year-old-in-a-14-year-old-body’s lack of foresight.

kiyomasa has already shown, multiple times, that he has killing intent and is leagues stronger than takemichi (so is a wet paper bag but we’re not gonna talk about that). WHY would he throw away potentially the only thing to give him an advantage??

takemichi also doesn’t even try to like... idk... punch kiyomasa in the throat or poke his eyes or kick him in the dick or anything... he just holds on really tight and bites him???? i’m gonna kill him and then myself, for having witnessed him.

and these are all things that happened in like the first handful of episodes!! these are all really basic things that i can remember! if i was really nitpicky i’m sure i could think of more!! HOW is this man alive!! why does no one comment on how stupid he is??

honestly naoto so far has been the only one to show some mental aptitude (since he figured out takemichi’s powers.... although we never see how he figured that out). honestly if naoto was the main character this series would be finished in like three episodes.

in conclusion, takemichi is SO DUMB and he deserves to feel dumb. and stupid. and useless. don’t get me wrong i would still peg him, but he’s a fucking dumb cunt.