#also yes I'm late sh xD

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

AYO ZEB??? NOT ZEB BEING IN THE MANDALORIAN THIS WEEK!!!

[violetganache42]

First off, I resonate so much with the first paragraph, especially the last bit. I'm autistic myself. DuckTales has been one of my biggest hyperfixations since late 2019, it brings me so much joy and always makes me happy, and it has provided me entertainment and levity throughout the pandemic and my last two years of college. I also enjoy rewatching episodes; hell, my best friend and I rewatched random episodes of the first two seasons on Disney XD while waiting for the season 3 premiere date and I am not ashamed to say it. lmao

Second of all, you are preaching to the choir! I will not lie when I say that I didn't see the twist coming myself. It shocked me to the point of exiting out of Disney XD On Demand instead of simply pausing the finale just to process it. But between that and reading the Den of Geek and SyFy articles about it, I quickly realized that it was a damn good twist. What I especially love about it is how all the hints of foreshadowing were implemented throughout the series! Along with some of the moments, scenes, and plotlines you mentioned, there are a few more I can think of on top of my head:

Woo-oo! - Right as Scrooge sat down in between the kids to praise them on their contributions to defeating Pixiu, the first thing he did before doing so was rub the top of Webby's head.

Daytrip of Doom! - He overheard her "This is no foyer. This is a tomb" one liner and liked it so much that he laughed amusedly.

The House of the Lucky Gander! - A minor one, but me and someone else noticed the positioning of their tails during the episode's cold open. They pointed out how they were the same in one shot while I saw how they were flipped in the opposite direction in a couple of other scenes: Scrooge's point up when it's usually down, and vice versa for Webby's. Whether it was intentional or a minor and negligible animation goof, it was still something worth pointing out because THAT had me freaking out when I noticed it for myself!

The Missing Links of Moorshire! - She was enthusiastically showing support for him throughout most of the episode, even if it was over the top at times. lol

The Other Bin of Scrooge McDuck! - She infodumped about Scrooge's history to Lena without stopping to catch her breath. Also, when they were in the garage, she was standing behind the headless Scrooge statue, looking "through his eyes" while searching for the Other Bin's entrance. She even ran up to give him an apologetic hug after he caught the two in the Other Bin and told them to ask him the next time they want to know about something.

The Shadow War! - Following the events of Last Crash… oh fuck, I'm gonna have a hard time typing this… *HUGE inhale* she… s-sh…… SHE DOESN'T REFER TO HIM AS "UNCLE SCROOGE" THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE EPISODE! Yes, she may have been back to her usual cheerful self for a lot of it, but every instance of her mentioning him by just his first name illustrates she seriously internalized what he said to her in the previous episode, which most likely lasted throughout the three-day timeskip up until the reconciliation! God, I cannot believe I never even batted an eye at this one AT ALL until recently! I felt my heart shatter upon realizing this and it adds yet another layer of sadness to THAT part from Last Crash! I feel so fucking bad for her! 😭😭😭

*sniffles* Okay. Okay… I think I'm good. Got it all out of my system. *clears throat* Continuing…

The Most Dangerous Game…Night! - During a round of charades, she fluffed up her hair to resemble Scrooge's whiskers.

The 87 Cent Solution! - She had his back since the first several seconds of the episode, even knowing why he was getting worked up over 87¢ being stolen; at one point, he was shown holding her hand. When she realized Huey was right about Scrooge needing rest, she started taking a "both sides have a point" approach: acknowledging that her—at the time—honorary great uncle could be (and ultimately was indeed) right about Chester while trying to help the others keep him away from his gold coins.

Timephoon! - The two protected each other as the situation was starting to go from bad to worse. At the start of the episode's third act, as Webby was running to where Beakley was prior to being zapped to the past, Scrooge used his cane to stop her because a rampaging Tootsie (the triceratops) nearly trampled her. Later, a pirate was about to attack Scrooge, but Webby arrived in time to engage in a sword lock as a way to protect him and the two worked together to fend off said pirate.

GlomTales! - The picture of the Duck-McDuck family that Glomgold has showed Webby standing next to Scrooge.

Challenge of the Senior Junior Woodchucks! - The two were seen standing next to each other again before the Junior Woodchuck Wilderness Challenge began.

Quack Pack! - Scrooge was about to fight against one of the humans from the studio audience, but upon looking up, he decided not to. He watched on with a proud expression on his face as Webby jumped down from above and attacked the man in the teal shirt.

The Lost Harp of Mervana! - When Dewey described his great uncle's treasure speeches as long-winded, Scrooge felt insulted. Not even a few seconds later, he smiled after hearing Webby compliment those speeches.

The Rumble for Ragnarok! - He had so much confidence in her fighting capabilities throughout the episode. Saying her name twice when determining who's most likely to take over as Earth's champion, her being the first pick for the tag team in round 2, cheering her on as she "embraced her inner heel," you name it. Also, at the start of the episode's second act, she brought a bag of ice for his back.

The Trickening! - Near the end of the episode, the camera panned over to the front of the line of trick-or-treaters, where he was shown giving some candy to her. We also saw the two standing next to each other in the framed photo of the Duck-McDuck family and the Hazel House monsters. (Man, rule of three proved she likes standing next to him. lmao It really illustrates how close the two have gotten throughout the series.)

The Last Adventure! - He was hesitant to admit it, but Beakley revealed he paid full price to celebrate her granddaughter's birthday at Funso's. Genuinely surprised by this, Webby gave him a big hug as a way of saying thanks.

Since you brought up "How Santa Stole Christmas!" and "The Forbidden Fountain of the Foreverglades!", on top of the parent-trapping in both episodes…

the former had Scrooge giving Webby a high five after she dished out an impressive alliterative insult against Santa

the latter involved her becoming Scrooge over the course of a bad day. I still can't believe Frank said in the artbook that this was the least subtle foreshadowing he and the crew had done, yet we didn't catch on! I bet this was him during the premiere of Foreverglades:

Not to mention there was also this interesting "math" problem: 22 + 1400 = 87. We would see it on Webby's conspiracy board in some episodes since "Woo-oo!", and for the longest time, it was something that never got focused on until after the finale aired from what I've seen. Maybe because fans were stumped on why a simple addition equation intentionally had an incorrect sum? I can't say for certain, but the reason why it was written like that was because it was intentionally representing a specific trio:

22 (Beakley's SHUSH agent alias)

1400 (Converting it to Roman numerals gives us MCD, which is short for McDuck; Scrooge automatically fits because Launchpad always refers to him as "Mr. McD.")

87 (Project 87; out of all the three clones that originated from it, April/Webby is the only one that has the closest familial ties with Scrooge and Beakley.)

There is also the matter of Webby's name. Ever since her debut in the 1987 series, her real name Webbigail has always been a duck pun of the name Abbigail. That's something I'm certain everyone knows about. What absolutely shocked me, however, was @drummergirl231-2 pointing out the etymology of Abbigail: "a father's joy" or "father rejoices." The best example of that etymology being on full display is shortly after Bradford's defeat. When Webby confirmed to Scrooge that she was indeed his daughter, you can tell how overjoyed he was feeling just from the huge smile on his face. Seeing the triplets vouch for her by simply nodding was more than enough for him to believe them. Did those same nods also clue him in that they also learned about her origins? It's likely, especially when you factor in the Papyrus of Binding.

When he saw it as the last page of Bradford's contract, a part of him was probably questioning how it was even found after all these years and who was the one to find it considering they had to be the rightful heir to/direct descendant of him. Upon hearing Webby tell Bradford to "get away from [her] dad" and seeing the family fight against him, there could be a chance that Scrooge was starting to connect the dots, which prompted him to ask her for confirmation. I would also imagine that he took the time to ask and further process the details regarding her being his clone at some point after the finale, but that might be me treading into potential headcanon territory. Or offering ideas for a hypothetical movie and/or season 4 continuation. …Or both. For now, he was thrilled to learn he has a daughter who—since the very beginning of the series—has earned her way into the family sqaure. (Quick aside: after getting the confirmation, him FINALLY saying "Webby darling" like in the original was the icing on the cake! It never fails to make me so emotional! 😭💖)

And lest we forget, there is Webby's beta design, which was the first hint of foreshadowing none of us knew we got before the series actually permiered. Disney XD shared the left image back in March 2016 as a "first look" into the show, followed by Frank sharing a poster featuring her finalized design a few months later.

Right away, you'll notice that Webby's hairstyle was completely different than the one we got; what's more striking is it resembled Scrooge's hair tufts. Hell, she was drawn in her beta design in some of Dana's storyboards for "Woo-oo!", including the moment before she strikes the same pose as the Scrooge statue. Dana's comment about Webby having a "slightly different" design at the time is certainly catching because describing her design overhaul like that is an understatement in of itself. lol After the finale, however, it makes you wonder if she had any idea about the twist despite working on the show for a chunk of season 1. Could the wording be intentional on her part because the crew didn't want the beta design to make the twist come off as more obvious? Who's to say? Regardless, it does get the gears turning on what it was like planning something like THIS.

…………Okay, yeah, "a few" is one hell of an understatement. XD But the fact I rambled a lot about these hints just shows how much I love that twist and its craftily hidden foreshadowing. Throughout the series, I always assumed these moments helped illustrate how much Webby loves and admires Scrooge, and in turn, how he cares so much about her as they grow closer together. After the finale aired, they all hit differently and add so much context that tie to the twist to where you stop and realize how much things are making sense. There is LITERALLY no denying that this was something Frank and the crew planned since the early days of the show's production. With all of this in mind, I need to get the following out of my system.

Look, guys, I get it. We're all used to Webby being Scrooge's honorary grandniece; it's been like that for over 30 years. But claiming this twist "came out of nowhere" or any other bullshit reason just because you don't like the change in relationship shows that—and I'm sorry if I come off as blunt for saying this—some of you either didn't pay attention to those moments enough where you go back on them, refuse to learn/acknowledge that it was intentional from the get go, understand that reboots like this one are always bound to make certain changes from the original (no two continuities are the same), or heck, any combination of the three. Everything listed above is concrete proof that the foreshadowing is all right there, even if it wasn't noticeable on the first viewing. Besides, the twist does not nullify the uncle/niece dynamic from the original series because again, the reboot is a separate continuity. There is literally no harm in acknowledging they're great uncle and grandniece in one universe and father and daughter in another; at the end of the day, regardless of how they're related, nothing will ever change the fact that they are family and always will be. To Scrooge, family is more than blood relations. It is the connections forged out of love and the commitment to one another, and Webby proved that.

If you guys want better examples of ass-pull plot twists, the final seasons of both Star vs. the Forces of Evil and Game of Thrones have got you covered.

That's my two cents on the matter that has been in the making for a while now, and I thank you for coming to my TED Talk addition to the OG TED Talk.

🔥common fandom complaint that you're sick of hearing🔥

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25. common fandom complaint that you’re sick of hearing

THE SCROOGE AND WEBBY TWIST WAS NOT OUT OF NOWHERE! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH! Welcome to my fucking TED Talk!!!

Look, I’m autistic. This show is my special interest, my comfort media, the thing that’s been there for me through it all. I know most people are not nearly as obsessive about it, and haven’t watched every episode like six times, which I have.

But to brush off a twist that you don’t like, simply because you didn’t see it coming, isn’t right. The foreshadowing was there as early as the pilot, with Webby mirroring the Scrooge statue. It’s in Toth Ra, when Scrooge desperately searches for her and calls out her name, even though Louie also got lost with her. It’s literally the plot of Confidential Casefiles, where Scrooge realizes she’s as bold and adventurous as he is and immediately starts to build a bond with her.

It’s in Last Crash and Treasure of the Found Lamp and Nightmare on Killmotor and the end of Moonvasion. It’s right there in their subplot in Double O Duck, it’s in Webby’s worry for her family in Phantom & the Sorceress and her need for his approval in New Gods. It’s in the Fight for Castle McDuck, where she brings the family back together, and in Foreverglades and Santa Stole Christmas where Webby parent-traps Scrooge into mending his relationships with his exes.

That’s just what I can come up with from reading the episode titles off Wikipedia, and I guarantee you I missed some! It’s so engrained in the show that you find it in almost all their interactions. Webby is so much like Scrooge and wants to make him proud and Scrooge loves her more than anyone else and is always so proud of her even if he struggles to say it.

The reason no one saw it coming is, I think, a mix of the show being cut short and good writing. Webby’s plot definitely could’ve—and should’ve—had more to it, but they were trying to pay off a lot(the resolutions for their entire ensemble cast, the Disney Afternoon references and plots they’d planned, the plot with Bradford that started as early as the pilot). If they’d had more time things would be different! But also, this was an incredible writing crew! Frank Angones worked on Wander Over Yonder before this, and Dana Terrace made Owl House afterward. From what I’ve read in interviews and the art book, they kept the twist to the writer’s room and told David Tennant, to support his performance as Scrooge. And then you get to the end and it’s like “oh yeah, we told Kate Micucci the day she came to record that episode” or something like that. Not even the crew knew what they were foreshadowing! But if you take the time to rewatch it after you’ve found out, it’s literally all over the series.

Anyway, as Frank Angones once said, “I must establish an elaborate series of callbacks and payoffs or else I simply vanish.”

[dolliedarlin]

HHHHIIII!!! I wanted to start off by saying that I love your fics and I'm excited to see what you have in store for the future. By far my favorites are "Kiripima" and "Bakusquad P.A series".

Speaking of the "Bakusquad P.A series" imagine this- Imagine a senerio where the reader already has a child, more specifically a daughter. Like she either got hit with a quirk to make her pregnant. Or maybe her ex got her pregnant and left cause he didn't want to deal with the baby(Why do I picture all of the Bakusquad trying everything in their power to hunt him down and personally beat the sh*t out of him??)Anyways, years pass and her daughter is a teenage now. And I cackle thinking about the squad trying everything to get her daughter to like them. Also are really protective. And she did hate them at first because of ✨trust issues✨, she does warm up to them...eventually. But still pretends to hate them just to upset them😂🤣. If there's anything you want to add, feel free.😚✌🏼️ Thanks🧡❤️💛🖤💖🤍

that's so kind! thank you, dollface, i really appreciate it ^7^ and i'm so happy to hear that you enjoy both series' since they're both very dear to me too <3

(goodness...i have a lot of scenarios piled up in my ask box, i think it's time i go through them properly XD and stop keeping people waiting)

i'm already such a sucker for single parent aus! you're hitting my weak spot here!

goodness! y/n's daughter would be at that age where she's rebellious and had recently found out the truth of the situation - it's a really tense time! and y/n being the amazing mother and person she is, puts her daughter before herself every time

she does it so often and with such loyalty and dedication to her daughter's happiness, her daughter can see the boundless selflessness y/n's displaying is slowly eating away at her - y/n slowly becomes a little depressed but is always putting on a brave face for her daughter and that's when her daughter reaches out to her apologising for how selfish she was being and that she's so grateful for having such an amazing mother. this intimate exchange happens late at night when y/n is stressed and going through work in advance just to calm herself down

daughter: mum?

y/n: yes? what is it sweetheart? *quickly finishes up a not and looks away from work, paying full attention to her daughter with an exhausted smile*

daughter: *silently stares at y/n's tired but loving expression before bursting out crying and apologising profusely* i'm sorry mommy! i'm so s-...*hic* so sorry!

y/n: sweetie?! *panicks and brings daughter into her arms* what's wrong? what happened? talk to me...*gently caresses daughter's cheek, wiping away her tears and with a face full of worry*

daughter: i'm just...i'm so sorry for being so selfish all the time...i-i-! y-you deserve to find someone that really loves you a-and because i can't trust anyone you're-you're...it's just n-no one is good enough f-for you-! b-but you're s-so sad all the time now a-and i can tell! i'm not stupid *takes a shaky breath and buries her teary face into y/n neck* i just love you so much...i'm sorry for being such a horrible daughter

y/n: oh sweetheart...*smiles but tears surfacing* i love you too and you're not horrible...you're my loving daughter and you mean the world to me. please don't ever think of yourself as that; i know you're a very considerate and kind girl...*both begin crying into each other's shoulder* i love you...truly, mommy loves you...my baby

(s-such a sweet mother and daughter moment 🥺)

after this, your daughter puts in more effort to get along with the bakusuad and she instantly falls for Mina - she's been holding back the entire time actually and could finally let herself love mina as another parental figure as well as best friend. this leads to multiple girls nights inside and out. sometimes, you're all indulging in self care, painting each others' nails and putting on face masks while munching on popcorn with your favourite movies playing on in the background. other nights, you all dress up and go to a fancy restaurant or high social event where you treat yourselves like the queens you are!

the boys are jealous but they're just happy that mina was able to make that step with you and your daughter. and bc of that, they know that soon enough it'll be their turn so they wait patiently...at least, bakugou, kirishima and sero do, denki can't take waiting around - he's a do-er not a respectfully-sit-around-er! so he goes in and starts forcing small dates, buying her things and trying to get really close to her but that only make her push him away more (of course). thankfully, each time, denki tries to force any outing or presents onto her, he is stopped by sero who drags him away pitifully. it comes to a point where your daughter has sero's number on speed dial just to keep denki in check. eventually, sero starts bonding with her more than denki.

it's not fair so denki openly protests and sulks until your daughter finally gives in only to have more fun with the duo than she'd like to admit. the outings they take her to are so adventurous and despite it being out of her comfort zone, they take such good care of her and treat her so gently that she can't help but love them for their fun antics and chaos; their kindness and patience.

all this progress makes her begin wondering about bakugou and kirishima. they're both pretty popular and, therefore, busy pro heroes so she can understand them not having the time to bond with her like the others but it does hurt her to know that they aren't putting in as much effort as the others. that same hurt quickly turns into bitterness and spite for the two before the others quickly make all of that disappear

Sero: you know...since i told kirishima you liked that amusement park so much, he rented it out for us to go crazy in this weekend.

daughter: really?! b-but what about the people at the resort that comes with the park? *sero slowly begins to grin toothily as daughter gasps* omg! he booked that too?!

*another time*

denki: y'know bakugou went to your tai kwon do tournament yesterday *laughs* and he gave y/n the day off so they both went to see you. they took lots of pictures too since sero, mina and i couldn't come with patrols and all!

daughter: b-but why didn't he tell me or greet me, even? *in disbelief, whispers to herself* why did i only see mum?...

denki: he said he didn't want to put you in an awkward place, him being the number one hero and all and besides! you were the champion! he wasn't about to take the spotlight away from someone so well deserving of it *wink*

daughter: *blushes and smiles softly* my old man isn't like that at all...

soon enough, she opens her heart to them and now you're all a big and happy family! isn't that fun and happy? ^7^ that is...until she and y/n both find out the entire squad hunted down your horrible ex/her deadbeat dad and sent him to jail for unpaid child support and unlawful use of his quirk. you both found out through the news and through the fancy dinner and weekend beach resort get-away (plus more) they treated you two to, using the same money that disgusting guy owed you ;)

happy happy happy all around!

(please excuse the lack of proofreading and editing, this was basically a mind blurt XD)

[delirious-comfort]

I got off work a bit late, so I just had dinner. A turkey sandwich, because I couldn't be bothered with cooking or waiting on a delivery.

Shit outta luck, though staking out lesbians sounds more interesting. I was trying to sensor myself. :]

I wish. Alas, I have no one but myself to blame for the transition from fun to boring and miserable. The pay is better, but with each passing day, I am seeing it is not worth it.

Ah yes. I have acquired a nice collection of paper cuts, made all the more pesky each time I use hand sanitizer. I'm just not that kind of masochist. The temptation to throw all the stacks of paper has been alarmingly frequent, though.

That is tragic. Poor food indeed. At least you still have the other half?

I will probably use one of your ideas for sure. You're helpful; I appreciate that. No to tuna, though. I will only bring ketchup into the mix if the fries absolutely suck. If the fries are good, there's no need for it.

Ooh, English teacher. That was my one of my best subjects, back in the day. I'm sorry depression got a hold on you. I can't say I know exactly what toll it's taken on you or anyone else despite dealing with my own, but I know a little of the havoc it can wreak on your mind. Middle schoolers would drive anyone mad. You were brave to go for that age group. A book! And I don't own it! What is it? (I'm sorry I live under a rock and tend to miss a lot)

30 minutes? I feel like I'm monopolizing your time now. And wow, you're a bigger night owl than me.

Sucking on lettuce doesn't sound like a good time.

I like games, I just haven't really played any in ages. What are your favorites?

Turkey sandwich sounds yum. Hope it was good.  Ah. See. I never would have thought it means shit outta luck. The most obvious option and I didn’t think of it :( But yes, staking out lesbians is always fun. Not that I ever do it. But I should. Once in a while. For scientific reasons. I think. I say if it’s not worth it, should definitely throw the paper pile. Even if it’s right before the weekend. And you have to clean it up yourself. It’ll feel totally glorious for about ten seconds. If you’re lucky and it’s a lot of paperwork, you might feel that euphoria for a whole thirty seconds. And vindication! Maybe throw in a Xena yell. And then go home quickly so you don’t have to deal with it until you return after the weekend.  Oh, you don’t like seafood. I forgot. Oop. I shall try and remember! Probably for the best, chicken is the supreme protein anyway. I really love chicken. In case you still couldn’t tell.  Hm. The book is Shadow Haven, but in book form. It got published by Ylva couple of years ago. I don’t actually know from which fandom you’ve been fangirling :P if it’s SQ you’ll probably know Shadow Haven, if it’s not, then you won’t. Or you hate SH, which is also valid enough. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea and it shouldn’t be! And no, not monopolizing my time. It was cold and I was burrito’d in bed and that made it really awkward to type on my phone. Besides, I like this whole thing. It’s a fun part of my day.  Hm, games. Let’s see. If it’s like board/family games, I really like monopoly. Although, lately I’m liking it a little less because I play it with my niece a lot and she gets so offended when she doesn’t win. And she does this pouty thing when you have to trade with her and it makes me give her shit for free. I think she’s playing me, though. Little shit. I love her, though. She’s learned from the best :P PC games I really like story rich games. Or brain popcorn games. I played House Flipper for a while, because it required zero brain power and just required my w+e keys and my finger to click my house over and over again. It was nice. But now I’m sorta over it. So now I’m playing Destiny 2, because I like the pewpew sound it makes. I don’t really know what the story is, or what I’m supposed to be doing. But it’s fun and keeps me entertained.  Other than that, these are the games currently installed on my PC:  Raft - Spellbreak - Destiny 2 - House Flipper - Genshin Impact - Stardew Valley - My Time at Porta - Minecraft - The Elder Scrolls Online - Assassin’s Creed Odyssey - Fortnite - Overwatch - Grand Theft Auto V - Defiance 90% of them I don’t play or I play them very sporadically xD And the common thread in the games above is most have fishing, and for some dumb reason I really like to fish in games? It’s so chill to do.  I can’t think of a question to ask back. Uh. How’s your day going? Do you have weekend or does the life of a IT / paper goddess never end?  Meep meep.

[daring-elm]

First ask game (and you're gonna see now why I'm not sending an ask per question XD) (But feel free to skip any, I know it's a lot!) 4, 19, 20, 24, 25, 33-36, 40, 59, 68, 69, 71, 74, 76, 77, 95-98 ~M

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

depends on who you ask—school one, the teachers didn't really like me (i was not a pleasure to have in class), school two i don't remember but i was only there a year and i was also 6, school three my teacher really liked me (there i was a pleasure to have in class because i was a nosy little sh•t and she liked curiosity), school four i was treated with way more wonder than i deserved but that was only a few months so it was okay, school five my teacher thought i was more of a brat than i actually was, and though i was definitely a nuisance, i also had adhd coming out of my a•• and no one recognised it

19. sleeping position?

If I Take Up Very Little Space The Demons Won't See Me (ball)

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

my notebook!! it's fantastic and i love it :D

24. favorite crystal?

agate :D

25. first song you remember hearing?

probably a lullaby? i don't remember things well—

33. most used phrase in your phone?

"fair enough xD"

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

Joa, des is des Seidenbache' Bergsteigermüsli. Bergsteigermüsli von Seidenbacher.

35. average time you fall asleep?

my dear friend, there is no average time. anywhere from 21:30–23:30 i'd say

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

honestly? n o idea but it was probably really dated at the time already shdhdhs

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

well i mean there was,,, the incident but we don't talk about that

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

"i 🐝🍃 in you!!!"

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

bertie bott's every flavoured beans—dog food

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

the mantis shrimp has 12 colour cones in its eyes!! it can see colours we can't even begin to imagine

71. least favorite pattern?

this bullsh•t

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

i'd say about 6–7? but it depends on what kind of pain it is and if i need to function through it (cramps i'll already take it at a 4, headaches around 5, normal pain i'll usually ignore unless it gets debilitating)

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

mashed potatoes all the way!!!!

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

why would you ask me, infamous plant murderer, this

95. favorite app on your phone?

forest!!! it's supposed to help you focus and for me it does so pretty well, plus it has such cute designs

96. desktop background?

screenshots from steven universe, one with watermelon steven and one with the house from the outside

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

one, my home's landline—then i'm pretty sure i know my mobile number, but never 100%

98. favorite historical era?

how dare you ask me to make this choice

ok so first off ancient greece like go off. go off these people were amazing. super revolutionary and wow so much cool stuff happening around the world?? though even before that the mayans were amazing and i wish i knew more about them

i'm not that fond of the middle ages but like bro. bro they are Underrated

then wow in the 1500s stuff happened! gutenberg and the book press? the renaissance of ancient art like hell yes finally some culture in here

and the 1700s. the late 1700s especially the time of Revolution and Change and even though a lot of terrible stuff happened isn't it interesting (and gosh those aesthetics i'm love, i could go off about the art and clothing and sh•t forever)

then the victorians. miserable bunch but also absolutely batsh•t in the most amazing way. not a lick of taste or subtlety in their clothing but wow they had some stuff going on

and the 20th century. change and freedom and So So Much in both the good and bad directions, and wow humanity came so far look at us we're incredible

our history isn't done being written, but we can always look back at the messy, backwards, amazing past we have and have it guide us to the future—there's so much left to do, and we've accomplished things that people back then would never have dreamed of

my favourite era? the one we're in right now.

[alemeino-blog]

You're More Than Enough

Pairing: Kustard(like what other ship ya gonna write Ale?)

Tags:(haha pain) Implied suicide attempt, mentioned depression, hurt/comfort, angst, light smut if ya wince,

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Sleep usually was their time of relaxation. Especially for Sans, loving the feeling of Red's arms pulling him close and securely, protecting him from any of the outside forces. His smile would be genuine as he managed fall asleep peacefully, knowing the other would be there in the morning, hearing the pulse of magic from the monster next to him. He loved that feeling more than the stars he would see in his dreams. 'heh, only Red is my star,' Sans would often think.

But today wasn't one of those days.

Sans couldn't sleep. Couldn't even close his eyes without fearing the other would be gone when they opened again. Red may have his eyes closed, may have shown no signs of distress, but Sans knew better. He felt how his breaths were short and choppy. Saw the trails of red translucent magic going down his face. And Sans also saw way Red's eyes were scrunched close.

He was faking it.

But Sans rather have the other pretending then off trying to-

The quiet barely did anything to hide the hiccups he gave, trying to hold it down fearing Red might hear him. Last thing he needed was making Red feel worse than the state he found him in.

Lacking the sight of the skeleton in the house, was enough to make Sans' soul pound with fear. Wasting no time he ran to where it would lead to. The place of which brought so many, and Sans didn't dare think of those who wouldn't come back. Frantically, he pushed past any monsters that just were to be in his way. Luckily, Waterfall was a mostly isolated place, the silence accompanying. Slipper against rock echoed through the caverns, Sans reaching speeds that would surprise the heck outta Papyrus. He would never be bothered to run his fast, run at all.

But for Red?

He would drink all the mustard in the goddamn world.

His steps felt squishier, as water splashed onto his tibia and fibula. He didn't look up, worrying that that extra seond would he just a second late before Red-

"S-,s-,sweetheart?"

His voice. Just that was enough for the skeleton to open his eye, to stop abruptly, causing the water to hurt in front of him. Almost as if they were hands, trying to pull Red to him but disappearing after getting there too late.

But it wasn't that they were late.

Just that they couldn't reach.

Red looked back at him, the red trails a telltale sign. His body shook, predicting the emotional collapse as it begged for the gates to open already. He was just a few inches from the edge, a few inches from the dark pit that raised so many questions.

A few inches, from death.

Sans wanted to slap him across the face, but his hands gently went to the others scarred ones. He wanted to push him off, to yell at him for being such a fucking idiot. Yet his arms moved to embrace him, his head burrying in that turtleneck as he felt Red's soul pulse.

He wanted to scold him for making him run at this time of night, but he found himself whimpering, tears forming in his sockets. Before the other could react he pushed himself off, holding back the beads of magic that wanted the skeleton to pull him close, to stroke his shaking form and tell him everything would be alright.

But he wasn't the one in need.

"Red," Sans said, using all his strengths to keep his voice from quivering. "What are you doing out here? Especially at this late at night?" It was a rhetorical question really. But it could be the only way to get Red to open up, to let all those emotions out.

"N-,n-,nothing heh," Red said, plastering on a smile. But he knew Sans wasn't falling for it. "Jus' takin' a l-,l-,late stroll."

"Out here?," Sans said, returning a grin. "Look if you're feeling down in the dumps you can tell me." Red chuckled, before they turned to hiccups as red magic trailed down his face. Sans walked towards the skeleton, grateful he wasn't lying like he usually did.

"It's alright," he cooed, gently tracing his hand across the other's face. The response was Red's eyelights locked on him, yet they were shaking with fear and forlorn. "I'm here." He tried, making his words as gentle as possible while hiding his own anxiety. Without a thought he wrapped his arms around Red, and teleported them home.

When they got home Red didn't even talk things out, just called it a night and walked upstairs to their shared room. Sans wanted to pressure on, but feared making things worse. So he could only follow, Red not bothering to take his jacket off as he laid on the bed. As soon as he did, Sans sat on the bed, arranging Red's head to rest in his laps as he stroke it gently.

He still was, only his methaphorical throat was choking with sobs. He couldn't, not with Red's state. He knew that bastard would set his own feelings to the side and comfort him, push away all his pain just to wipe away his tears and tell him it was fine. That he was okay as long as he was smiling.

Lies.

Why couldn't Red tell him? Why couldn't Red let Sans be that shoulder the other was for him every time he needed? Why did he have to be so fucking stubborn and hide his pain from him? Why couldn't Red just let him help?

Sans sighed frustrated, but it came out shaking, a tear finding its way down and dripping onto Red's skull. Looking down, ready to wipe it away quickly, he was met with red eyelights. He stood frozen, as if in trance with those crimsom lights and like a revealing spell, more tears trailed down the skeleton's face. Before the other could wipe away his tears and once more, force his feelings down, Sans pushed it away.

"N-,no Red," he said. "You're not pushing your feelings aside again. You're not dealing with this by yourself again. Goddamn it Red just fucking talk to me. I'm here for you, you can trust me I promise I can help you just please..." God he was begging for that hand again so he could lay his head against it, letting it hold all his thoughts that weighed down his mind. "Don't forget that you're important, just b-,because of m-,me." God he hated when his voice cracked, but he wouldn't let himself cry. Red needed him more, needed to talk needed that shoulder to cry on.

Red looked at Sans, tears still in his eyes as he reached up to trace his fingers across Sans' cheekbones. Sans didn't resist, if this is what it got for Red to talk, hopefully, then he would go along.

"Will it g-,get ya to q-,quit woryin' over sh-,shity ol' me?," Red asked, looking up at Sans with both concernity and need. Sans sighed, this wasn't what he wanted. 'Damn you Red for being so fucking caring,' Sans thought, but nodded anyways. They could talk about this later anyways.

"Heh, Ah'm jus' tired ya know," he chuckles. "Tired of havin' tah make ya deal with mah shit, tired of endin' up hurtin' ya cuz Ah can't fuckin' control it." Tears began trailing down as Red continued. "Now look at me, cryin' like a fucking pathetic idiot. H-,hurtin' ya more than Ah already did... M-,makin' ya run out in the middle of the goddamn n-,night..." Red looked as if he wanted to continue, but Sans couldn't take Red beating himself up anymore.

"Stop it," Sans said firmly, holding back a sob at the sight of seeing the person he loved so dearly hating himself so much. "Stop blaming yourself for all these little things! We all make mistakes and sometimes emotions get the best of us but that's no exuse to kill yourself! Red I don't care if I have to run across the whole damn underground for a whole day just to remind you how much you're worth, just to remind you to not give up because there will always be people who care. Because I will always be waiting here with my arms open, ready for you to cry your problems and I won't judge. Instead I'll keep telling you the same thing over and over again and I'll show you just how much you mean to me, and how much value you have."

Sans never noticed when Red had gotten up so when Red grabbed his chin and leaned in for a kiss he nearly jumped, but then melted into the kiss as Red's tongue danced with his. Sans grabbed the other's jacket, pulling him deeper into the heated kiss. He felt Red's hand on his chest and let the other push him down, Sans never letting go of the other's jacket. He was here, here on top of him, here dominating his mouth, here alive. They parted, a web of purple saliva connecting them.

"Yer too good fer me sweetheart," Red smiles, only stains of the red magical trails left. "Ah don't deserve ya.."

Sans smiled, tracing his fingers gently against Red's face, wiping out one of the trails left. He didn't care how many times he had to say it, and how many more he would. Just to make sure, he would always look up at Red, and smile at him genuinely, his face showing nothing but the pure love his words spilled out next.

"Red, you deserve all the good in the goddamn world."

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Everyone: Holy shit that depressed ass is alive? El gasp!

Yes unfortunately I have come again with another shit fic ha ha. This one on a bit of the angstier side. But welp been feeling like shit latetly. But yo, I will do some rare shit

Talk on le fic!

So yeah plenty of ya peeps know about mah issue and shit so may freak ya out how I am writing from the outside perspective. Okay shit is I ship Kustard in the way both have depression and both help each other out but, in the same sense that they each deal with it differently. It was sorta hard for me writing in the outside perspective that still had that understandment, in which I still failed XD. Still I just don't care and it came to me this morning and it is fucking 5 AM so fuck off!!!

Oh yeah and, yo all you sinners

Have fun ;)

Another thing is this might be a sequel to Just Enough probably? Eh

And shout out to @ask-sugar-skull-sans for being my Sans(IN THE PLATONIC WAY YOU SINNERS)

[jasonvtodd]

Hi, could you recommend some great tv shows? The more the merrier, I'm really desperate for anything GOOD.

Yes! I’d love too :) 

Ok so no order but…

Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997-2003) - yes its old school late 90′s, yes its one of those shows like charmed and other shows from that kinda era where when you watch it you gotta remember that for its time its ok for a shitty ass werewolf costume to not be laughable XD i meann. you can laugh at it if you want liike i do but id also fight to the death for it. also probably one of the only great/good things that has come from joss whedon. it has so many layers, so many things that even though its a supernatural based show… it deals with a lot of real life issues and mirrors them very well in a different unique way. also it was the first time they showed you a f/f relationship on tv properly and in depth, willow & tara, who shatter my heart just thinking about them ok. this show was the first tv show i ever got into when i was younger and started collecting the dvds every time i was out shopping i’d go searching down any seasons i could grab. honestly, 20/10 would recommend, always holds a special place in my heart and ive lost count of how many times ive watched it so theres that

Supernatural (2005-current) - like buffy, this show was the second show that i got heavily into. look. just ignore the fandom, watch the first 5 seasons when it was actually good and quality, and cry over swan song (finale of s5) which is the end of the show yes (cause look the creator kripke, only ever planned for 5 seasons and so he left after swan song cause he set out what he wanted to do. they should have ended it there but they didnt sigh) honestly the relationship between dean and sam.. their brothership is like… everything to me ok goddamn those boys would and have died for each other and i love them so very much. it was the first fandom i got into too online and lool honesly sorry if i have any mutuals who are spn blogs (fairly certain i dont though) but that fandom is insane, ridiculous and way too much so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ take that on board but please dont dismiss this show because of it, which is really what everyone else does these days but i cant even really be mad

Band of Brothers (2001) - ok… so… im about to talk about three shows (this one is one of the three… part of the hbo war trinity) which honestly mean a lot to me as well… but also cause of how heartbreakingly real they are and how important i think it is for everyone (who is ok with gore/violence/death etc) to watch as it is a part of history that happened and many men who gave up their lives so that we could all be where we are today. band of brothers is about history of easy company (and others) which were part of the 101st Airborne Division and their mission in WWII Europe and there part in it. its based on stephen ambrose band of brothers book and im just going to steal something from wikipedia here All of the characters portrayed are based on members of Easy Company. Some of the men were recorded in contemporary interviews, which viewers see as preludes to each episode. The men’s identities are not revealed until the finale. and honestly… is just such a masterpiece and all the actors took their roles very serious. they had to all go through a intense bootcamp with an instructor who did it for a living training all sorts of divisions and here i cried about it here before honestly if you want more info on it/more pain/reasons to watch it… go to @thomasflint cause this is getting long and i havent even expressed 5% of my proper feelings regarding it…. but when i rewatched it i was just yelling/crying nonstop via text to hira to the point where it was basically like she was watching it with me and then sh ewas crying too isduhfjdhf this show will ruin you man

Generation Kill (2008) - josh ray person is a piece of shit and id die for him the end

ok im joking only not really. but no ok this is marines It is based on the 2004 book of the same name by Evan Wright about his experience as an embedded reporter with the United States Marine Corps’ 1st Reconnaissance Battalion during the 2003 invasion of Iraq annd ive finally got my hands on the gk book, im not even halfway through reading it… and im so livid of how much they took from the book, word for word they did everything on point and its so great and all these boys from all these shows mean everything to me so im being repetitive here but… i love all these dipshits so much goddamn aisduhf all their dynamics are great and unlike band of brothers & the pacific… their commanding officers are going to get them killed for all the stupid shit they pull and have basically no experience compared to the men they’re supposed to be leading but these guys… my marines of gk.. are badfuckingass ok. like i was reading about the shit they have to go through and the screening process basically and god these guys?? i just?? click here and basically just read the first page of chapter one and the first two sentences on the page after it i just iaushd godd my guys ausdh also again, ask hira ( @thomasflint ) i quote josh ray person too much. if you ever hear me saying yeah homes, we pimpin … ya, blame ray. again, like all these hbo war shows i could write essays on why i love these shows but ill try talk about other shows too hi

The Pacific (2010) - 

#drink everytime emily says that

ok so this is during ww2 and the story of a group of marines who fought against the japense in the pacific and again, all based on real people who went through this themselves. once again, all the dynamic between the men in spite of what they’re going through makes it worth while… dont talk to me about eugene ‘doc’ roe or webster with his choclate oh ok wrong series thats bob but they should be mentioned ok or hoosier and his attatchment to a blanket and cuddling a dog to save it from being blown to shit or snafu opening shit for his boyfriend or never forget how fucked areyou now and ok since we’re sharing songs… gory, gory what a hell of a way to die and ok liike i am not really doing these shows justice by properly talking about them but aoisudh i just think they should all be watched if you have the time and dont get triggered by gore/death/violcen/etc (probably google for an extensive list of triggers but those are the main) or go get hira to yell at u about them too cause she will happily do so. and ok so these videos have spoilers buuut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW1vxHrug7I and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhspHQGZLI ha ahahah im now bawling cheers hira you dickshit 

Black Sails (2014-2017) - no seriously just ask @thomasflint​ im getting tired of yelling  here iasduhfb shes the whole reason i fell into this gay pirates path with all the badass women and im so emo over flint and his lover isudhf 

ok so im too lazy now to cry about more shows in detail (though i do love so many more ok tv show junkie hi) but the next ones are still favourites and quality tv my friend

Sons of Anarchy (2008-2014) -A man in his early 30s struggles to find a balance in his life between being a new dad and his involvement in a motorcycle club.

Smallville (2001-2011) - A young Clark Kent struggles to find his place in the world as he learns to harness his alien powers for good and deals with the typical troubles of teenage life in Smallville, Kansas.

Warehouse 13 (2009-2014) - After saving the life of the President in Washington D.C., a pair of U.S Secret Service agents are whisked away to a covert location in South Dakota that houses supernatural objects that the Regents, an Authority above and outside any government, have collected over the centuries. Their new assignment: retrieve any lost objects and investigate reports of new ones.

In the Flesh (2013) - Four years after the Rising, the government starts to rehabilitate the Undead for reentry into society, including teenager Kieren Walker, who returns to his small Lancashire village to face a hostile reception, as well as his own demons.

Justified (2010-2015) - Old-school U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens is reassigned from Miami to his childhood home in the poor, rural coal-mining towns in Eastern Kentucky.

Nikita (2010-2013) - A rogue assassin returns to take down the secret organization that trained her.

honestly anything that is bolded here is worth looking into. hopefully there’s something that catches your eye here, otherwise jsut hmu if you want more information/emily crying about something