#also yeah this first vamp intermission will be a bit long hfdjgh

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VAMPIRE INTERMISSION #1, part 2

MORTEN: so once upon a time, there was this little old lady who was making a nice, thick pancake for her whole family. everyone was soo excited for it, and asked soooo nicely to let them eat it. MORTEN: but the pancake, stiff in its batter, heard how much everyone was lusting for it. MORTEN: of course, the pancake did not want anyone to eat it, so it jumped off the pan and just started rolling away instead. everyone was SO UPSET, but it outran them all.

MORTEN: then, on its rolling escape, it came across a baby... let me eat you, the baby blabbed. noooo, the pancake said, and continued rolling away. MORTEN: then it came across a kitten. meow meow, it said, which is cat for "i eat pancake". the pancake did not like that, and continued rolling...

MORTEN: and then... it encountered a goose. honk honk, i will eat you, the goose said. and the pancake was like, absolutely not!! i've outrun a whole family, and baby-waby, and kitty-mitty, surely i can outrun you too, goosey-woosey. MORTEN: and then it kept on rolling.

RUNE: what's up MORT: oh not much, just reading this little fairytale about a sentient pancake to the kid. you know how it is. RUNE: ah. yeah, that sounds familiar. KANAYA: moh,

MORTEN: more? MORTEN: alright so get this- the pancake kept on rolling. and it rolled, and rolled, until it encountered a... bunny! the bunny started sniffling after it, like it definitely wanted to eat the pancake too. but the pancake was like, now now, not so fast, i've outrun a whole family, baby-waby, kitty-mitty, goosey-woosey, surely i can outrun you too, funny-bunny. MORTEN: and so it kept on rolling! could you imagine?? the absolute audacity of that pancake. it's a pancake! RUNE: imagine if you also had that attitude about drinking from humans. MORT: oh, shush you. unlike humans, pancakes were actually made to be eaten, while humans are people... and you're drinking a plasmafruit right now anyway. MORT: honestly i'm not sure if i would have really eaten a pancake if i knew it could talk!!! KANAYA: bahaha

MORTEN: so, anyway... KANAYA: ehehe RUNE: the pancake kept rolling? MORTEN: it sure did. it rolled and rolled, until it encountered a piggy. MORTEN: and the pancake was like, absolutely not, and- wait a minute... MORTEN: the piggy said, man, i'm not gonna eat you. i get it. they want to eat me too. let's travel together, it said. the pancake thought for a bit and decided the pig was trustworthy, and so they did. RUNE: oh a plot twist? well now i never...

MORTEN: well, at some point they made it to a river. the pancake was like, i can't roll across this, it's too wet. and the pig was like, you can sit on top of me, i can swim and carry us across. RUNE: ...i just remembered how this ended. MORTEN: they got into deeper water, and the pancake was getting very concerned. the pig was like, my face is still above water, roll over here! MORTEN: and so the pancake did... MORTEN: and with a quick chomp, the pancake was no more. MORTEN: the end. RUNE: man, what the hell even was this fairytale. MORTEN: the pancake? idk, i just picked a random book from the case.

KANAYA: mo, MORTEN: you want more? still not sleepy? alright,

Meanwhile, Carmilla, the older kid, already went to sleep.

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