#also wtf is kyas hair. what is that. why

[fireflaked]

@waterfire1848 and @muffinlance got me hooked on tall kya agenda

[theshoreofsea]

Things that adv guy shouldn't have done:-

1. Shouldn't have argued with that guy. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

(I felt guilty for that argument)

2. Shouldn't have come the next day to specifically explain to me why he argued. 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠•⁠_⁠•⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ

(he had an exam that day he should have gone home instead)

3. There was no need to tell me "aap achanak chle kyu gye mujhe acha nhi lga, mere hone ka fayda kya hua fir." ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠﹏⁠・⁠⊂⁠)

(He was probably not in his right mind when he said that also he doesn't think before he speaks so that sums up)

4. He shouldn't have said "cute ho aap" while leaving that day. (⁠ノ⁠•̀⁠ ⁠o⁠ ⁠•́⁠ ⁠)⁠ノ⁠ ⁠~⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

(shaanti se Ghar kyu nhi gya ye)

5. Shouldn't have made that cute little heart doodle in my notebook. How I am supposed to not loose my mind. If any version of me didn't feel gushy after this then it wasn't me but a facade. (⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

(Like let me live damn you are making things hard for me sir)

6. Shouldn't have asked me to walk with him while we had a little chit-chat. ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

(I had never walked with anyone late at night before him, now whenever the term late night walks will get mentioned he will pop into my head and that's so tragic because usko nhi farq pdta)

7. Everything went downhill and this conflict within myself started that day when I was feeling sick and he happened to ask me how I am doing to which I responded that maybe I am having a fever and that idiot raised his hand and touched my forehead so freaking politely and checked my temperature. ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

(I literally melted that day and it wasn't because of my high temperature. Kon krta hai aise ahhhhhhhhh)

8. What is this habit of him that he comes upto my desk, wait for me to look up and says hello with such a goddamn cute smile. ◉⁠‿⁠◉

(Isko pta nhi hai kya ki cute hai ye, saari glti iski hai ye cute bna kyu firta hai. I can't even write that he shouldn't do this because I genuinely like it when he does)

9. Shouldn't have showed me his tinder. (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)

(Jealous who? Huh)

10. Shouldn't have pinched my cheeks and called me cute. Idiot even proceeded to pinch both my cheeks. ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ

(Khud bhi pagal hai mujhe bhi pagal kr dega)

11. Shouldn't have kept staring at my face when I couldn't even maintain an eye contact. His eyes made me question my whole existence and put me at a loss for words. ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

(He is the first ever guy who makes me feel giddy and this much nervous. First guy I cant maintain an eye contact with. Let alone eye contact I cant even look at his face without smiling and blushing. Kaafi obvious tow ho gya hoga nhi, isko sach mei nhi pta chalta yaa ye naatak krta hai)

12. There was literally no freaking need to tell me "aap cheej hi dekhne ki ho" when I told him to stop looking at me. ರ⁠_⁠ರ

(Apni age bhul jaata hai kya ye...like wtf this statement is not even justifiable)

13. Shouldn't have put his arm around my shoulders, I even once removed his hand and he AGAIN put it back and I kept removing his fingers and he kept putting them back. When I told him there's a CCTV he told me in this low, calm voice "no one is watching us" ⁄⁠(⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠-⁠⁄⁠•⁠⁄⁠ ⁠⁄⁠)⁠⁄

(Thoda akal se paidal hai kya ye, mera pura coping mechanism fail ho gya)

14. Shouldn't have written those stuffs in my notebook. I wonder why he asked "are you mad at me?" And "are you mad at yourself?" Goddddd I need answers, whyyy he wrote that. :⁠-⁠|

(Gotta keep that page safe now)

15. Shouldn't have touched my hair. (⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)

(He knows damn well what he is doing but I know if I confront him he will play dumb)

16. Shouldn't have called me "good girl" over text. ⊂⁠(⁠◉⁠‿⁠◉⁠)⁠つ

(Only God knows how I survived that.)

17. Shouldn't have ever walked into my life and talked to me. I wouldn't be loosing my mind over a hopeless situation knowing all the consequences will never work in my favor. I think hormones are to blame. Need to keep reminding myself that he doesn't give a damn. (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

(I truly despise the fact that I have only known him for barely 2-3 months and he managed to have this much impact on me, this is so weak and pathetic of me. Usko btaungi tow usse creep desparate teenager lgungi)

18. Today I was able to look at his face and even in his eyes because he kept mentioning other girls. Why the bloody hell he does that, he probably casually says all those stuff without realising it makes me feel sad. I know he doesn't have to care about what I feel ahhhhhhh. ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ

(Usko nhi farq pdta meri existence se)

19. Shouldn't have responded with "you can waste my time" when I said "kya hi aapka time waste kru" over text. (⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

(Too young I am)

20. Ok I got to know he is soon leaving the library. I have no right to write he shouldn't leave the library but this list is for the things he shouldn't have done. I know he has his own life and probably the interaction he had with me holds little to no value to him or are insignificant. My stupid self let him know that this list exists *internal screaming*. (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

(It's fine it's fine uski presence mei miserable hone se acha hai woh chla jaayega for the good)

21. He shouldn't ever come back into my life once he leaves. Not like he would want to anyway. (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

(Need to calm my delusional self down)

22. THAT BLOODY IDIOT LIED ABOUT LEAVING and only told the truth in front of her. Shouldn't have lied in the first place. He mangaged to fool me twice I am so fucking dumb.

(I regret giving him that weird note which I only gave to him because I truly thought he was gonna leave. I regret ever knowing him, he keeps hurting me and it's not his fault I am the one to blame for getting hurt)

23. Shouldn't have told me that I am overreacting. It was all because of him to start with. He says hurtful things which makes me feel sad and then I get clueless about how to act to not show it and I can't tell it to him because he will probably make fun of me then I end up acting weirdly which comes off as overreaction to him then he again tells me hurtful things.

(The vicious cycle continues)

🔸He reminded me of rain and I was right about it. He left the clouds crying.

[tellywoodtrash]

Hi TTji, here I am with more TV digest. SP: MHRW - Amma replaced by new actor with HECK LOT foundation to 'darken' her and Raghav is TPDBD. Same plot (luck again FL, ML taking badla, FL turns innocent, ML being savior) in a loop. YRKKH - Sensible for time being. Sirat's ex is in picture. Kartik & Sirat have healthy convos. Obv Rhea is dying to break the marriage and grab most wanted Munda for herself. SNS - Most sensible leads as of yet? The show still remembers she wants education??? [1/4]

Aksjdlsakjdlskajdlskajldkjslj TPDBD has truly entered myyyyy daily vocabulary as well. It’s such an amazingggggg acronymmmm. Fitteh muh on these fucking ppl who can’t just hire one actual dark skinned actress. I hate this show without even watching it because of everything it stands for. It offends me on a personal level. 🤬🤬🤬

Ofc YRKKH mein abhi bhi shaadi ka silsila jaari hi hai. Ouff, India ke wedding industry ko iss ek hi couple ne kaayam rakha hua hai. 🤑🤑🤑

SNS ke baare mein I never cared, and I never will. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

YHC - Not Chaahat, only mystery and horror like Aahat. FL attempting to expose villains but ML blind cuz it's his true mum and step bro. Anu - Overdramatically yet sensibly depicting divorce and it's ripple effects on fam (kisses for healthy maa-beta & saas-bahu jodi). SM - Preeti is replaced by Nupur from MJHT.  KT pretends to be good friend Keertan and shitty rich dude KT to Nu-*cough* Mohi/Preeti. Idk abt the kids. Imlie - Malini reacts normally seeing Imlie wear her sindoor. Finally [2/4] 

NO CHAAHAT, ONLY AAHAT 🤣🤣🤣

Anupama, SM, aur Imlie reiterating the life lesson ki pyaari beheno, zindagi mein kuch bhi karo, parrr shaadi mat karo, saaaaalon tak siyaapa hi siyaapa hai. Just be single, have awesome friends and pets, aur mazze ke life jiyo.

SAAKK - FL thinks ML in love with ex. ML clears the air, tells *cough* yells I LOVE YOU DAMNIT *oh wait that was another show* but same and FL is like WOAH. PANDYA - No one realises the DISASTER getting FL forcibly married to her beloved's brother (who marries his own lover) cuz now she gotta live in the same house with her beloved but as his bhabhi? ANNS - The  blind ML has been the most aware ML in ITV history. Understands to-be-wife being slighted and flips shit! Next is Zee, Sony & Colors 

SAAKK ki incredibly cute FL is stuck in such a michmichi-inducing (for me) show ke mera dillllllllllllll dukhta hai. Koi isko aur GHKPM ke Sai ko bas foreign bhej do where they can do padhaai and become their best selves without being distracted by boy troubles. Sahi kehte hain desi maa-baap, padhai ke waqt ladkon ke chakkaron mein nahi padna chahiye, warna poori zindagi kharaab ho jaati hai. Abhi dekh bhi liya.

Pandya mein seeing Sonakshi from KHKT ki bitchy choti behen be one abla bechaari, and Nazar show waali achchi behen being a hellraising chantomayi is giving me whiplash. Beech mein bechaare bhaiyya-bhaabi jabaran phasein, who kinda deserve it coz honestly wtf were they thinking forcing this bloody shaadi no one wanted. 🙄🙄🙄

ANNS ka hero is wholesome bean but ouff the FL’s family (???? is it even her family? Or her sister’s sasuraal or some shit in which case, phew.) Anyway kaafi off-brand Gauri Kumari Sharma vibes mil rahe mujhe FL se toh I can’t somehow get into it yet. 😐😐😐

ZEE. Kumkum - Pragya asking fam members to help her (Abhi in jail) Rhea (the twin who hates Pragya) agrees. Kundali - Preeta has her hair perfect in jail while ML tries to fix shit. Jindri - Locking wife in room is the new way of showing love. Katti Batti - shit show from promo so no info (total biwi#1 when she should be dumping his dumb ass). Rest IDK, the plots above my head. SONY. 7 1/2 - The show has bad prod quality for some reason. Not watching. (need more space for next so see you in #5) 

Yeh poora ka poora ZEE channel hi nahi chahiye mereko. Nothing on it has appealed to me since Qubool Hai and I highly doubt anything ever will. Bleargh. 🤢🤢🤢

Yeh 7 1/2 kaunsa show hai Sony pe??????? 🤔🤔🤔

KUDCA - FL runs away from marrying Veer. He hires fake bride (turns out it is FL who was briefly reunited with her bff who is now kothewaali). COLORS. Namak - Always abusive ML (can't act) now in love with FL (can act) and his family is shitty, as usual. Pinjra - Makers pulled a Main Na Bhoolungi. SSK - archaic shit is back. Shakti - ML post plastic surgery trying to convince FL that he is ML. Fans hate new actor btw. BB - Kid topped, so going to hostel? Bawara Dil - TOXIC SHIT!!! Love, Baby J

KUDCA ka main kya hi boloon, whole thing sounds like a clusterfuck.

Namak is such a weird mindfuck of a show, beech mein kuch kaala jaadoo type bhi hain. ML nafrat se pyaar tak pohunch gaya lekin majaal ho jo uske chehre pe shikan tak aaye. Someone explain to me why that Nazar waali daayan ki character is the mom to two of the ladies (who are easily in their 30s, yet mummy looks younger......... Must be all the kaala jaadoo), but everyone calls her didi, including her daughters??? Also why do these two families live together???? Why does this show exist in general??????////

Pinjra waali shaayad na bhoolegi but I sure forgot this show exists. Thank god for my brain just filtering out the info it doesn’t want and being like sorry 404, page not found. Saves me a lot of rage.

SSK mein I just need to know what new species Simar (or choti Simar, or whoever) is gonna metamorphize  into. May I suggest a cow, since that’s the only animal that gets any respect and protection in this country these days.

The way I gaspeddddddddddddddd when I saw OG Anurag Basu backkkkkkkkkk??????// Bhai is on what virgin-blood-drinking regimen ki he still looks exact same???? Sir pls to share sekrits.

Bawara Dil - First I’m ever hearing of this show, and thus, I really dgaf.

[is-that-another-soulmate-au]

Alright so now that Im done looking up pictures of Hakoda and Bato while simultaneously screaming about these two DILFS im gonna get down to business and write this Soulmate AU

Okay so this if going to be an eye color AU mixed with a Pain AU. So let me lay the groundwork, firstly Bato's eyes are much more pale that Hakoda's, sort of a grayish blue. While Hakoda's are a bright blue. Okay, and for the timing? After you turn 17. And when you lock eyes with your soulmate at that point it feels like the wind is knocked out of you for a good bit. Your eyes will change to mirror eachother and if there is a third soulmate you'll get a small mark underneath the eye that stayed the same.

Bato and Hakoda both share Kya is what I'm saying, and under their eyes is a small 8 pointed star outline with a blue dot inside.

Alright now onto the story.

It was a cold day when Hakoda turned 17 and locked eyes with Bato. He knows it was could because the two of them felt all their air taken from them before they fell into the snow and stared into eachothers mirrored eyes, it was colder when they fell the second time when Kya looked at them both, her right eye now matching Bato and left eye matching Hakoda. They all had a little star under their right eyes. And were catching their breaths in the cold snow before laughing. It wasn't unheard of for three people to match, but it wasnt very common.

Still they soon married at 18 and Kya had Sokka, then two years later she had Katara. They couldn't be happier. The felt like they could take on the world. But then the day of the southern raiders attack came. And Katara came screaming "Dad! Papa! I think Mom's in trouble! There's a man in our house!!" The two only glanced at eachother for a moment before running to their home screaming "Kya!" As they made it.

Noone was there, all that was left was some hair and a splatter of her blood on the snow ground where she must have taken her last breath. Hakoda and Bato looked at eachother and saw the mark fade to a pale grey with the blue dot in the center turning red. She was gone.

The attack ended as soon as it had started, and the snow settled on the fact that Kya was gone. Nothing in the world could have prepared them for this, But they still had eachother, so they had to keep fighting.

"Sprout, look I'll be fine, the sisters are going to take care of me"

"Ugh, I wish you'd stop calling me that" Hakoda groaned "all because you had bean sprouts one day"

Bato laughed whole heartedly "yeah, hah, youre small like the sprouts"

Hakoda huffed and rolled his eyes "har har"

"And your my little sprout," he paused and smiled "but you really need to get going, get to the point you're needed at and send for me"

Hakoda hesitantly agreed, but not without saying goodbye with a nice spicy snogging. When he did leave he had to fix his wolftail and his men all just snickered at him.

The wait after sending the letter was far too long for his liking, but he tried not to let it show. His men however noticed, each of them taking turns to sit next to him at the fire during meals, making sure to occupy his time with small talk so he'd have less time to worry and stress over Bato. Each of them snickering when he'd yelp at an invisible flick to his ear and then flick it back.

When Hakoda walked to the campfire the morning Bato Arrived it took a moment for his eyes to adjust and realize that it really was him. He took off running at him but slowed just in time for Bato to lift him up and swing him around. Bato held him in the air and kissed him while slowly losing him back down to his feet. When they broke for air he smirked "missed me little sprout?"

"More than anything," hakoda flicked his own ear and laughed when Bato held his ear with a yelp "I also did not appreciate you pinching me each night, that sir was very rude"

"Oh, I"m sorry Mr. Walking around barefoot knowing my husband will feel the pain when I step on a pesky acorn"

They laughed on their way back to their men.

When at the air temple Hakoda would often yelp quietly from a random flick to his nose that happened to be unseen. He'd then flick his wrist and huff when his ear was flicked

"Okay, Cheif Hakoda, I dont mean any disrespect but wtf are you doing and why do you keep flicking youself?" Zuko piped up one morning

"Yeah, no offense, but its a little weird" Toph added

"Oh... uh... Its Bato, you two don't know him, its my soulmate. He's still in prison and likes to flick my ear or nose to get my attention." He laughed to himself

"Oh, wait, can he feel this" Tiph said before going to punch him, but he managed to dodge

"Woah there, yes he would and he'd feel it in his bad arm, please don't do that" this response got a cackle out of Toph.

After the war and the prisoners were released Hakoda felt a flick at his ear but this time it wasn't invisible. Instead it was Bato behind him giving a small warning before hoisting him up into a backwards off the ground hug. "Bato!" He said in surprise as he was then spun in a circle and then let down so he could spin around to look up at his Husband and soulmate.

"Hello my love"

>here we go, some more soft husbands<

@chaoticidiott @transzukostanblog @roman-does-nothing @idkhowbutimgayer

>hope yall enjoyed it<

[kandadiff]

Below are the live comments for the ‘Live’ Video. It wasn't live but they don’t know that.

- Kay and Bommie’s relationship is honestly adorable. 

- oh here we go CL starting stuff, I’m almost sure she likes Gd.

- same im starting to think that wasn’t an accident.

- I ship Minho and afi…. so if they messed... it is what is is

-nah sis, Bunny Dragon all the way. 

- Okay yeah, Cl is being a shitty person here. what did she expect Kya to do? Not stick up for Adi, even though she left funhouse they still love each other.

-wait wait wait. Suga and Kay hooked up!! SUGA AND KAY HOOKED UP!!!

- #Kuga shippers its our time!!!

- Ive been waiting!!!!!! #KUGA

- Nah #KamKam forever!

- ^delusional

- Wonho is honestly so fucking hot. Like look at my healthy daddy running.

- Namjoon needs to stop avoiding Jackson. I need my #Namson moments.

- I find it so freaking funny hes avoiding Jackson.

- They got drunk during the blackout. Look at Taehuns face you can see that's his hangover face, 

- Of course the power goes out and they get drunk. 

- mood ^

- Did Kay really just try to act like it wasn’t her apparently screaming yoongis name. 

- A sex tape I need to see

- 100% would buy

- What song is this?

- La despidida by daddy yankee

- ^ thank you 

- oop Gd looks mad

- Look at poor daesung so cute!!! 

-Jackson is to much sometimes. So I get it. One time I had a friend like that and she was just constantly talking and talking and wouldn’t levae me alone and i’m an introvert so it was hard to always be there for her. 

- ^The cassie of her group.

- #KAYTOP evidence

- There it goes bobby talking shit

-Kay is so dramatic I swear. I’m over her bratty attitude.

- You can tell shes an only child

- Shes not being dramatic though but …. go off Ig

-oop Gd letting his true feelings slip. I clocked it.

- No I agree with what kay said. He was projecting his feelings for Adi on her. I wonder if she really did sleep with Minho and that's why hes so mad. 

- TELL GD WHAT IS UP! YOU ARE NOT OWNED !

- PREACH IT!

-yo someone needs to punch bobby out.

- THEY FUCKED AGAINST THE WINDOW?!!!? I cant!!!

- 😱 WHY COULDNT WE SEE THAT 

- I NEED THE KUGA SEX TAPE!

- Yo im no yoongi stan but that is bold af

- I also find it weird that daesung went out in the rain

- Seungri knew what was happening and just wanted to see

- #GdBeingPetty

- Gd is so fucking hot when hes angry 

- ikr Take me daddy

- ooooo Gd vs Kay!

- Money is on gd Kay is chilish

- sure shes being childish

- DADDY GD!

- Yo she just called out Jennie

- OMG BOBBY SHUT UP!!!!!!!

-I knew kay and bobby used to date. I saw how she was when she was in ornage caramel. I fucking knew it.

- I thought it was obvious!

- OOOO that's why Kay don’t fuck with Jisoo anymore.. I bet it was her 

-Oh yeah ! I am living for this drama!!

- King Bobby and King Jiyong lol

- I love it when she does that 

- lol she still made bommie breakfast

- is it weird I still ship her and bobby

- no

- yes

- Adi is so cute when she wakes up. Like a bbay 100% adi stan

- SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH MINHO!

-Yes sleeping not sexing

- Hes not wearing a shirt

- they are in fucking spain when its summer there soooo I bet its hot

-Theres a difference

- I don’t see the problem at all. Shes single so whats the issue

- Adi is a whole mood right now. 

- oh daddy Minho the voice of reason

- ikr I seriously love him.

- who came to the door? I didn’t see

- Jiwoo

- I bet they actually closed the door and CL opened it

- Shes not that petty

- girl she is

- OOOOO SHIT ADI THREW UP HER HAIR. THIS BITCH ABOUT TO FIGHT!

- yaaasss queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- oh fuck! she just really came and screamed in this bitches face.

- shes a shit starter

- you better be talking about CL ^ adi is just sticking up for herself

- Look at how big wonho is. he towers over adi. 

- I want a ‘Adi’s Biggest Dick Rider’ shirt

- oh CL doesn’t even look bothered 

- ^ true queen keeping it classy not trashy

- ^ oh fuck off CL was wrong 

- I support #SkyDragon

- I believe Minho. why would he lie? #HonestDaddy

- my thirst is real for Minho right now. Looking like a whole snack

-HAHAHA V confirming Kuga !

- I love V

- this is why hes my bias

-OOOO SHIT ADI GETTING READY TO RUMBLE!

-THE JOHNSON IS COMING OUT!

- CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?!

- Yo did she just smack wonho out of the way? hes like at least 70 pounds heavier then her.

- ooo shit adi laying it down

- I am living for this ! fuck cl and gd

- they were friends first. Adi is just jealous!

- IK id be upset too! CL loves Gd and adi just came in and ruined it

- No No No

- Cl LoVes gD aNd AdI JuSt WaNtS To RuIN iT. 

- That's bullshit. Gd chose adi they are a good couple. CL should be supportive instead of being upset

- no I completely understand CL’s perspective, Adi should have backed off

- ^ no youre wrong so shut up 

- finally gd comes in!

- everyone is coming in right now 

- OOOO if adi went after mino knowing CL liked him that's fucked up

- ^ THAT IS WHAT CL IS DOING WITH GD

-Ik obviously CL knows Adi’ s feelings towards gd she should have been womn enough to back off. I would be petty like adi too

- no I don't think she should have gone after mino but I do agree CL should have backed off.

- WTF is Gd doing right now? like its the time to speak tf up

-aww Minho being the peacemaker

- I feel so bad he doesn’t want anyone to fight

- yooo my Russian princess! Katya spitting truth

- Katya is right! Honestly Cl should mind her business

- Gd is her best friend it is her business

- ^no its Gd’s and Adi’s that's it

-YO BOBBY NEEDS TO STOP OF IM GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS SCREEN AND THROW SOME HANDS!

-You know you fucked up if Makayla is yelling at you

- My hippie queen is so beautiful

- ADI SPITTING FIRE! 

- Shes right bobby is fucking ugly

-No hes not! hes hot and hes right FunHouse is known for the sluttiest songs in Kpop

- so?

- it doesn't make them sluts

- SHE CALLED CL POCKET PUSSY! IM SCREAMIN!!!!!!

- I NEED THAT ON A SHIRT!!!!

- OMG LOOK AT HER FACE

- FINALLY SOMEONE IS TELLING BOBBY OFF! THANK GOD!

- Poor Minho still trying to keep the peace. 

- honestly its so far past trying to stop it at this point.

- FINALLY GD OPENS HIS MOUTH

- But he didn’t say anything though

- yeha all he said was he belives adi

- hes not trying to take sides

- okay right now he has to because it directly involves him.

- I lOvE bObBy - shut up jisoo

- Jisoo ‘let me make it about myself’ Kim

- shes just sticking up for herself, what is with all this hate?

- ITS NOT THE FUCKING TIME! THATS THE PROBLEM!

-STAN ROSE STAN THE QUEEN

-Rose is the only real one in BlackPink, I’ll say it 

- Lisa too

- ^ I said what I said

-YOOOOOO CL IS BUGGING!

- Even rose knew CL fucked up look at her face

- someone make that a gif

- CL is wrong she did not have to bring up Shawn and Edward

- she did it because she was losing

- no she did it because Arianna needed to hear it. 

- ^ this

- No that's fucked up because it has nothing to do with the argument!

- exactly! #QueenKatya

- Shes right! Its not the person who had the cheating partner’s fault they cheated. 

- YOOO JISOO WHAT HAPPENED I THOUGHT YOU LOVED BOBBY 

- katya don’t give no fucks she just exposed the shit out of them

- shes lying 

- ^exactly shes just starting shirt like adi. Jisoo never cheated on bobby. come on

- OOOOOO ADI SWUNG

- !!!

- SHE IS BEATING HER ASS

- OMFG!!!

- I NEED TO MAKE GIFS!

-JISOO JUST SWUNG TOO!

- KATYA FUCKING FLUNG HER!

-lisa is stupid did sje really try it?

- V and katya are couple goals honestly

- I bet you if he could v would be swinging too

- Taehyung would never hit a girl

- ^ she wasn’t saying that she was saying that if he could he would hit Lisa for coming at Katya. 

- Look bobbys going to try and protect his butt buddy CL

- they are friends and Adi is assaulting her

- SHIT I WOULD TOO!

- King Jb stopping the fight

- ADI TOOK CL’S EXTENSTIONS OUT!!!

- OMG!

- where do you see it?

- LOWER LEFT IS CL’S EXTENSTIONS!!!

- mama bear draven has such big dick energy my big gay ass cant handle it

- Look at how she looked at CL . shes going to swing

- CL should swing at her! Ugly bitch 

- Katya is terrifying speaking like that

- wheres the Russian fans what is she saying

- shes calling the girls inside dirty whores who fuck there fathers

- V & Katya are what iwant in a marriage

- Did Makayla just say that Haerin slept with Mino?

- I clocked that too^

- Angry draven is so hot

- Katya is seriously terrifying right now

- Adi is ready for round too

- she looks like Muhammad Ali

- ugly ?

- ^ no like shes going to kick your bias in the asshole

- what did she say in german?

- I love you ? I think

- She said CL has STD’s and that she loves Katya

-poor Makayla look at her she looks like shes going to cry

- #BTSStansFunhouse

-#GOT7StansFunhouse

- the power team right here ^

- If you don’t side with funhouse your wrong

- I know if your bias does and you don't your not a fan

- Army sides with funhouse

- no they are wrong! look at CL’s face! she didn't have to do all that

- honestly if kay didn’t open her mouth then this wouldn’t be a problem

- no no no CL said it there fore it was going to come out

- yeah whatever she said she said. that's how she was feeling

- she didn’t have to beat the fuck out of CL though. No one should ever put there hands on someone else

- ^ I side with Adi but she didn’t have to hit CL

- Yeah she could have just pushed her off like Katya did with Jisoo

- Katya only did that because Jisoo came at her first. 

- Funhouse is NOT the new 2ne1!

- ^ No FH is better

- proud mama bear draven!

- did she just call them twat snatchers

- honestly I thought the first fight in the house would have her throwing the first punch but im really glad its adi

- FUNHOUSE FOREVER!!

- ooh herecomes the shit starter

- ^ don’t be like bobby now

- Kay didn't start anything! CL DID

-CL started everything! 

 - ADI STARTED EVERYTHING!

- NO GD NOT FUCKING SPEAKING UP STARTED THIS ALL!

- I live for angry suga

- he looks like a kitten I cant take him seriously

- neither can bobby ^

- Can we mention how whipped monsta x is for Kay like doesn this bitch got a spell on them or something? and can I have it?

- Oh here we go with CL

- CL IS RIGHT! KAY STARTED THIS WHEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH!

- Oh your a fake friend then because you wouldn’t see anything wrong with this if you had a real friend

-^ periodt!

- EXACTLY ! KAY JUST REPEATED WHAT CL SAID!

- aww hobi 

- #Kobi

- I like how they are all ganging up on her now when her group is outside.. pussies

- good fuck her

- YO BOBBY NEEDS TO STOP

- FUCK YES SUGA!!!

- SHIT!!!!

- Boy gained my respect! STICK UP FOR YOUR GIRL!

-IDK why everyone is shocked. everytime bobby is mentioned Suga calls him a  loser

- Is it wrong I want to see Bi vs Jungkook?

- hell no I want to see it too!

- BlackPink is getting real bold! Now that they got a little fame they getting real brave

- they can! They are bigger then funhouse 

- since when? Funhouse has more awards and titles then them.

- maybe bigger in korea

- not really ^

- oh look the dram aqueen cant handle being yelled at

- shes not being yelled at ^ shes being ganged up on

- I knew matthew be slinging dick

- oh hell yes 

- you know hes packing too

- Kay is right though if she was a man her antics wouldn't be a problem 

- but shes not a  man so she has to deal with the whore label

- ^ you are an asshole 

- No shes pulling the feminist card. shes a slut and she has to deal with it. shes been a slut since liam and she still hasn’t grown out of it

- ^ it must be so sad to be you

- my baby is crying! 

- Aww hobi loves her look at how hurt he is to see her cry

- she should be crying! She fucked up! Adi should be crying too! I hope that bitch gets charged with assault! 

- people need to stop crowding her though, she looks like she cant breathe

- SHOWNU SPEAKS THE TRUTH!

- Monsta X is Kay’s posse for real

- yo someone needs to pop jennie in her fucking mouth

- I know shes pissing me off

- why is veryone coming for Jennie all shes doing is talking

- talking shit!

- #KamKam strikes again

- ^ ikr I love them so much

- ^ tiffany ships it too I guess

- ^ why does she have to bring Jackson into it though?

- SEE I TOLD YOU! SHE COULDN’T BREATHE!

- Oh now gd wants to step in to help? good im glas Jin and Jimin stop him

- he could have pushed past them if he truly wanted to help though

- look at yoongi when namjoon said that though! he looked so worried

- then bobby popped him

- Hero Jackson getting his future wife out of crisis

- future wife? not anymore I bet

- I wouldn’t marry her

- ^ speak for yourself anyone in funhouse id get down on my knees for

- ADI AND KATYA REALLY WENT THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW!

- IM SCREAMING!!

- YOOO SHE JUST REALLY FLING JISOO

- she needs to get Jennie

- SHES VIOLENT AF! 

- ^ the fight was supposed to be over and this ratchet bitch just started it again

- again with pocket pussy 

-^ I need that shirt now

- YAAAASSSSS QUEENS!!

-You know damn well Jungkook did that push on purpose

- I know hes really ready to fucking fight someone

- FINALLY KATYA PUTS JENNIE IN HER PLACE

-what happned lisa? not so big and bold?

-^ lisa was classy she knew the fight was over

- yooo wtf did yuri say yesterday? 

- ^idk but katya fucked that bitch up

- what did she say? Russian fans!

- she called her a piece of shit

- ^ a talentless piece of shit

- damn Jungkook and wonho really snatched up there girls huh? I ship it

- Katya is with V

- doesn't matter I ship it anyway

- YOOOOO SUGA FUCKED BOBBY UP

- Maybe it will work like squidward and make him prettier

- bobby is hot af soo

- suga was wearing rings that not fucking fair. Let bobby put on some rings 

- ^ and he’ll still get his fucking ass beat

- he tried to choke bobby like this is no joke

- he sucker punched him Suga is a pussy 

- Yugyeom angry is so hot

- Taeyangs face makes me want to cry he was just trying to help

- jb wasn't going to let him outside

- lol adi’s petty fucking dance has me dying

- I am living for the drama this season

- this si the best day of my life #teamFunhouse

- Way better then the drama last season # Team2ne1

[ishqbaaaaz]

Ishqbaaaz - Oct 9/17 - Episode 385

Shivika are looking at the FIR report about the mills

They hear someone coming

ITS PINKY

now theyre hiding

THEYRE GONNA GET BOOKED

her hair is stuck in his watch

ANNIKA SAYS THANK YOU

AND SHE HEARS

omg she almost got them caught

hes like omg Annika really

shes like i dont wanna do this chori chori chupke chupke anymore

LOL KHULLAY AAM KARNE KA PLAN HAI KYA?

Shes like HAW ROMANCE KHULLAY AAM?

hes like babe im talking about the secret

and shes like oh shit me too

hes like naahhh if you wanna talk about romance we can do that too

hayyee Annika “kyunki meri nayi nayi shaadi hui hai na issliye mujhe romance soojh raha hai”

SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI

“sabar ka phal meetha hota hai”

BLUSHING 

the report says everyone at the hospital so how were they in 2 places at once

Annika is gonna ask dadi about it

oh here we go Annika

shes roasting Shivaay to dadi lmao

Shivaay is listening in on them

LMAO ANNIKA

has billu always been like this before? or is it because of a past beemari

dadi is like RAB NA KARE

Annika asks if she’s ever been ill before or been to the hospital

she says no

oh shit this means the report is a liiiieee

Shivaay sees Tanya

hes asking where shes been

shes like bitch im supposed to watch you

Bhavya

BHAVYA FOUND ABHAY

YES

YEEEEESSSSSSSS SHE MADE IT TO HIM GOD BLESS

shes like bitch you’re the one who fucked up my life

hes acting as if he doesnt know anything

what a fucking bitch ass

HOW IS HE LYING WITH SUCH SAFAI

DONT TRUST THIS TRASH BHAVYA

YOU’RE SMARTER THAN THIS

I wonder if he’ll fall for her and we’ll have an issue oh no

Om trying to call Gauri

SHIVAAY

YES BITCH YOU BETTER TELL SHIVAAY WHAT YOU FUCKING DID

ARE YOU GONNA TELL HIM?

Hes not gonna tell him

Oh shit Omkara is on it with Shivika BLESS UP

Oh hes telling him

kinda

just that he misunderstood her

OH SHIT

HE TOLD HIM

THAT HE THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR

SHIVAAY FINISHED HIS SENTENCE

EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS GOING FOR ENGLISH CLASSES

Om is like shit you knew?

Hes like duh

what the hell Om, Gauri TOLD YOU Shivaay was the one who convinced her to take the classes you fucking dipshit

Shivaay’s like she went to the exhibition because of me and she was so hurt about what happened

she wanted to be worthy of you

Om says he doesnt care if she knows english, it doesnt matter to him

Shivaay is like you know that, I know that, but she doesnt. you never gave her the place and respect of a wife so of course shes gonna think she isnt worthy of you

ROASTED OMKARA

“you failed” tru Shivaay

Om is like shit I made so many mistakes

Shivaay says you can fix this

lmao i dont know how he said some really shitty things

Om decides he gonna go bring her home YAS

“Go and get your wife back”

hes like how will you do this alone

I HAVE MY ANNIKA

Bhavya is being kicked out of her house

because everyone thinks shes a thief

what kind of bullshit

Abhay is fucking garbage

GARBAGE

HES TELLING RUDY KAAM HO GAYA?

RUDRA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?

NOW SHE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO STAY WITH RUDRA? EXCUSE ME?

WHY IS HE THANKING ABHAY

THIS IS GROSS

Omkara is packing

HE PUT THOSE 3 PHRASES TOGETHER AND IS KEEPING THEM YES SUFFER

LOOK AT THAT SWAG HES GETTING ALL DRESSED UP OH BABY

“Main aa raha hoon Gauri. Tumhe lene” YES BABY

Trash Four have been summoned to the hall by Shivaay

Hes straight asking about the mills lmao thank god we’re not wasting time

asking Tej what happened

hes like it was just a fire

these butts backing each other

Shivaay is like whats the raaz

He organized a memorial for the victims and the person who told him will be there

this is all a lie clearly he just wants them to fess up

ITS THE MORNING FOR THEM TO GET PREPPED FOR KARVA CHAUTH

Look at Annika lookin all cute

OH YEAH

ALL THE BOYS KEEP THEM TOO I FORGOT

Annika’s hair looks baller

Theyre missing Gauri hayee

TANYA BITCHASS WANTS SARGI TOO

WOW SHE CAN CHOKE

WHY DID DADI GIVE HER THE SARGI

SHE AINT THE BAHU

WHAT BS

Annika is gonna fast yas baby

SHE WALKS INTO HIS WASHROOM AND HES GETTING DRESSED

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE THANK YOU

shes laughing at him omg

shes like wtf are you doing

hes like IM GETTING DRESSED WHY DIDNT YOU KNOCK

“acha hua ke maine neeche ka panliya warna mushkil ho jati na?”

actually Shivaay i think it would make everything better

“aap sharma rahe hain?” 

CAN I TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS VERSION OF ANNIKA

SHES SO FLIRTY I LOVE IT

“Aww, blush kar rahe hain?”

CHUI MUI SINGH OBEROI

hes like how can you just come into someone’s washroom

shes like bitch this is my washroom too

hes like YEAH BUT I WAS IN HERE

AAP BHI TOH MERE HAI NA?

ANNNNNNNNNNNIKAAAA I LOVE YOU BABY

HES SHOOKED

shes like there was no bati to tell me if someone was in here

door was open so i came in

yeah Shivaay why didnt you lock the door LOL

hes like ILL PUT A TRAFFIC LIGHT

shes like you’re cheeks are pink

Shy Singh Oberoi

Shes like I didnt know I had this effect on you

LMAO ANNIKA “Upar, neeche nahi dekh rahi, upar”

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE DICK JOKES LMAO

HOLY SHIT

IS SHE GONNA RE BUTTON HIM

OH MY GOD YES

YAAAAAS

“Chup rahiye” okay confirmed, Annika is gonna be dominant when they bang

she was talking to him while she was buttoning him

and he doesnt know what she said LOL

shes like you wasted my much needed energy today

hes like why

shes like bruh its karva chauth

HAPPY KARVA CHAUTH

shes so mad lmao

shaadi ke baad first karva chauth

shes like wives fast for their husbands

hes like yeah i know

shes like then you know papa and tej uncle also fast

LOL SHIVAAY IS LIKE WHY IS THIS RELEVANT

LMAOO HES LIKE YOU CANT STAY HUNGRY FOR AN HOUR YOU’RE GONNA KEEP A FAST??

NAKUUL IS SO CUTE I CANNOT

Well technically she kinda did last time, she just didnt know it

also she was stressed because Shivaay was marrying Tia, but thats another story

Annika is not impressed

LMAO SHES LIKE YOU THINK I CANT STAY HUNGRY???

“bhilkul sahi” this roast

shes like you’re right i came here to tell you im not fasting

hes like me either

omg these two are gonna secretly fast

NERDS

KNOCK ON THE DOOR

oh shit its Tanya

theyre having a PANIC

Annika needs to hide

Shivaay goes out and is like i was on the phone

TANYA GOING INTO THE WASHROOM

Annika isnt there wtf where did we go

SHES IN THE TUB

um did we forget she almost drowned??? and she had like ptsd when Daksh came back and had nightmares he was drowning her in a tub

did we just conveniently forget about this

Tanya leaves

SHIVAAY IS LIKE WTH

hes so mad at her

hes like who the hell does this

shes like I was in the tub not in the ocean

hes like you couldnt hide anywhere else??

shes like yeah on the ceiling

hes like you dont need to risk your life

IS THIS SOME SORT OF FORESHADOWING BECAUSE NO THANK YOU

Annika: Acha? Kyun?

Shivaay: Kyunki tumhare andhar meri jaan hai

hayee mere Sweet Singh Oberoi

hes so mad at her aww

Tanya on the phone with there partner in crime

hes like dont forget about the mission

shes like fuck off i need to meet you now

if you dont come tonight then imma forget we’re on a mission

Trash Four is having a panic about the caller

Annika looks amazing look at her hair

Theyre talking about the fasts

The naukar brought food

TANYA ASKED FOR IT

Jhanvi is like dont you have a fast

TANYA IS LIKE WHY SHOULD ANNIKA STAY HUNGRY

WHY IS THIS BITCH ASS MEDDLING THIS AINT HER BUSINESS

theyre both saying they dont have a fast

shes trying to feed Annika and she doesnt want Shivaay to know shes fasting

lmao shes gonna get achar

LOL SHE LEFT

Dadi is like billu you arent gonna eat right???

hes like why wouldnt I eat

look at these weirdos

Annika is hiding her food

Shivaay gave his to the naukar

GAURI IS BACK HOME WITH HER MOM

She doesnt tell her mom what happened

im so sad for her my heart breaks

she says Om told her to come back and take care of her mom

aww Gauri

her mom is so happy

They teased the shit outta Shrenu’s hair

its Gauri’s friend’s shaadi

THEY DID THIS IN ISS PYAAR TOO WITH ARNAV AND KHUSHI OH MY GOD YES I LOVE THIS TROPE

Precap: Shivaay is telling Khanna something

now hes writing in a card

Annika is reading it

it just says “To my dear”

shes confused why he didnt write her name

LOL why this so dramatic

[maatikikhushboo]

Discursive Discourses #1

Date :  27 September 2017. 

Time : 18.14 IST.

Status Quo : Annoyed me: courtesy - absence of GKS !  FFing the episode on GaramSitaara... 

T.A.D.A.  !!!

Oh my lord ! Can’t believe what I am seeing. Shit ! Is the IntenseKara back? 

* removes my specky, wipes them, rubs my eyes and puts them on again *

Here comes the most anticipated scene of the decade. We were all pulling our hair, scratching our skulls and banging our heads on the walls just to decode the things. We were so desperately sending prayers (to CVs?) for this.  Finally, we got it! Yaasss ! 

We got the lambe baalon wala praani’s most precious monologue!!! 

Sigh !   

Bohut intezaar karvaaya tumne... *wipes tears of happiness*... Magar hume pata tha, tum aaoge, tum zaroor aaoge.

Period. 

IntenseKara

Boom ! JhanviKara.

Jatadhaari gets pissed off when yeh ladki doesn’t lift the phone.

BINGO ! TejKara... WTF ! Today is raining scenes.

My Shipper heart so happily dances.

So satisfied !...? But wait a minute, I am feeling a bit uneasy. What’s wrong?

Why I felt uneasy is the same reason I always hate CVs for. Infact, this is the only reason that I have been hating the merger like hell. I am a person who favours to see continuity in the progression of a story. Story telling is an art. Be it anyway, but still someway or somewhere there lies a connectivity and continuity for things. We all know that Kunal nails acting angst scenes. But, why did the scene didn't do for me inspite of it being the way we all wanted (him getting FBs of Gauri and his most awaited, precious POV ) was because of the lack of continuity. Keeping away Shrenu's sudden illness, if we see, it was the same case as it is with RiKara. The same void continued. This was happening from the merger. Remember, Main Tenu Samjhaawan sequence? We saw Om was crying standing near the pool. I felt happy inspite of the editing blunder that it has to be placed right after the song. But neither before nor after that scene, I saw any such continuity. Dangal track toh was just like back to square one for me in terms of continuity. 

The justification provided for OmRu hiding their problems is fine. What about the justification of G's absence? Everyone seem so oblivious of her. The rest of time, OmRu conveniently forget what is happening in their life. But suddenly, a scene props out, reminding us that there is a story of them too ! This was not the case with BB&B ( Bade Bhaiyya & Bhaujaai ). Even if the concentration sometimes shifts to other stories, their story doesn't miss the continuity. I know BBB fandom also is annoyed, because the quality is compromised, but atleast they have continuity right? DBO was fabulous not just because RiKara are leads of DBO and they got more SS for them. DBO had crappy things like skeletons,snakes, injections, smokes, masks, barf- dabbas. But still we saw, because there was continuity and quality of the scenes we got for the couple. Both RuVya and RiKara 's plots individually were connected. When they announced merger, I was like bring it on because I thought I may get those first episodes type scenes. I love OBros. But this totally  flopped. I guess, the whole essence of IB&DBO is ruined now. It's just writers fault. The story is stagnated and inconsistent. The damage is done. Not even the rumored leap can save the show if this issue remains. The first 100 episodes of IB and the whole of DBO was just bliss. Sigh ! 

"Hamare chahne se kya hoga, wahi hoga jo manzoor- e- TRP hoga"

I know right? After all this is a fiction, but really can't get off from this shitty show because of RiKara. Otherwise, my continuity issue would have made me leave the show then itself. I guess something is wrong with my hormones, because when I am too much tired, I do too much bakbak. 

Enough now, L ! 

[rowdyprofessor]

Saat Soch: IPKKND3 Episode 20

Here there be spoilers!!

Previous

1. Was he carrying that in his pocket-wa?

He’s just. so. dramatic. It’s supposed to be Advay’s mother doing this but as he doesn’t have one I guess it’s up to him. 

When Gul Khan posted a video of this, I knew they’d be using ‘Laal Dupatta’ as background. I didn’t think it was a good fit initially but I think the male lyrics are fairly apt -- 

“Mera chaand ke dekh kar, chaand bhi sharma gaya.”    [Seeing my Moon, the moon itself was shy.]

The Awareness Breeze™️! Poor Chandni! All her flashbacks were of Advay pushing the marriage issue.

All the chaos comes rushing back -- I guess it was the serial’s way of showing that the world literally faded away for the two of them?

2. Congratulations, Chandni

Such dramatic music, you’d think she had sindoor in her hair instead of a chunari. Poor Chandni. Things have been going wrong ever since this man stepped foot in Allahabad.

Avvay: “Chandni ko jiske naam ki chunni pehni thi, kismat ne pehna diya.”    [Fate has brought Chandni the chunni she was destined for.]

Ahhh he’s going to do all the rituals in secret so only the two of them know what’s happening. I did say that earlier :)

This is the third time he’s said “Congratulations Chandni”. 

3. “Bro ... one.”  “One what, bro?”

Theory confirmed: PP-Baba had an agenda in wanting to marry Chandni.

Gosh, PP-Baba is a despicable individual. I thought it was weird that he was so insistent about marrying Chandni, but I didn’t suspect this. It’s sad though. it seems the creative team couldn’t find anything actually wrong with him (he was annoying but not a bad guy), and so they’re showing the “NRI’s don’t know how to respect women and be sanskari” bullshit.

I love Sobti’s expression. Advay is me and I am Advay.

Advay: “Are you for real?” PP: “Yes bro, touch.”

Oh my child, you have angered the beast. He’s absolutely disgusting ... Advay, bachcha, fuck him up good. 

(I know it’s pretty stupid that we’re rooting for this hell-spawn to defend Chandni. See what I meant by the writers manipulating us as an audience?)

LOOLLL “haseen dard.” OMFG I cannot even.

4. Run, PP. Run.

Advay: “PP, teri life insurance hai? Karva le. Zindagi ka kya bharosa. Aaj hai, kal nahin. Haath paer aaj sahi salamat hai, kal toot sakte hain.”    [PP, do you have life insurance? Get it. You can’t trust life. It’s here today, gone tomorrow. Your arms and legs are fine today, but they could break tomorrow.]

No, PP. He isn’t joking.

AD. VAY.

*squeal* I love it. Moar please. (Can he also scare Veer shitless?)

Ohhh, bachcha. He’s so angry. *sigh*

Side note: Expressionless!Advay is back! Maybe I shouldn’t have changed my URL lol.

5. Height of chichorepan

Look at how he’s staring at her while she’s lecturing him on the meaning and importance of these rituals. But it’s obvious that religion, customs, and rituals mean a lot to him -- why else would he insist on completing the rituals with Chandni?

Oh my poor girl. Stuck between two despicable men.

I’m pretty sure she called him an alligator or piranha (something that involves fish and teeth and snap-snap).

This Rabba Ve instrumental crescendo was my favourite IPKKND tune. I don’t feel it here.

6. The fibres fused to her head!!

Ten bonus internet points to anyone who gets that reference!!

For a second there, they talked like adults. Blink and you miss it.

Advay: “Toh phir mere naam ke dupatta kyun pehen ke ghoom rahi hai? Utaro usse.”    [Why are you running around wearing my dupatta? Take it off.]

WTF? Did he glue it to her head?

7. Kyun dard hai itnaaaaaaa tere isshhqq meeeeeiiinnn?

AAAAYYYEEE IT’S THEIR ‘KYUN KHWABON PE TERE SAAYE HAIN’ ... omg omg I love this version!!

*sings along*

Precap: AGAIN with the dupatta? Gosh. “Atrangi Singh Raizada” lol his name already means unique, why use Atrangi to describe him? 

Theories:

1) Shikha is taking notes from Veer and will soon become a Youtube sensation.

2) I don’t think Advay will reveal PP’s plans to anyone, not for a while yet.

Will I continue watching?

I’ve reached 20 episodes!!! More thought is required.

Next

[what-the-pyaar]

Ishqbaat: February 6-February 11

Weekly Recap 

-We find out how Om became his DBO character

-Shivaay has continued to prove how much he trusts Annika, therefore also proving he isn’t such a bagad billa as we first thought…although I’m still not quite sure 

-Shivaay and Annika find video footage of someone tampering with her phone..if not Svetlana then who??? Tia. Obviously. 

-Tej, being the fucker that he is, decides that he’s been “unjust” to Svetlana (yep. Svetlana. no one else.) But SOMEHOW, Om and Svetlana come to an agreement that, if Om gives Svetlana 20 crore, she’ll marry Om. Om’s doing it to save his mom, and Svetlana’s obviously doing it for the money and she just straight up hates Tej. She legit said that. Which is SO funny. 

-Mrs. Kapoor (ah. what a lovely woman) continues to blackmail Shivaay with the video of Daima. This time! she demands that Shivaay sign a trust fund for Tia’s son of 100 crore. 

-When Annika tries to stop Shivaay, they get into a huge fight that ends with her falling (pushed.) over the stairs. She hits her head, and a MAJOR amount of blood is lost (BUT DO THEY TAKE HER TO THE DAMN HOSPITAL?! NO. OF COURSE NOT.) 

-As soon as Annika regains consciousness, we find out that her memory has been lost, and she has no recollection of her life, and even worse! no recollection of Shivaay! 

-Tia and Svetlana convince Annika that she isn’t safe in the Oberoi Mansion, and they’re the only two Annika can truly trust. AND she falls for it, believing they’re just the most beautiful people ever. 

-Shivaay works to try and get Annika’s memories back, which will continue into the next week. 

February 6, 2017 

Promo

Oh bete ki

Show

No he’s not getting drugs Shivaay. This is something else completely

Thats good…but i don’t know…oh fuck on no come on om

Noooooo om i like you!!! Ok now the promo for DBO just makes so much sense

Well this is interesting

Ok. Om just looks really hot to me all of a sudden…i think i have some issues

That was sweet. He woke up within like 30 seconds

The casual arm around Annika is whats getting to me in this scene…

Good idea tho

Interesting. But like obviously it was Tia

YOU’RE GETTING CLOSER

Too much hair blowing in the wind there but i love o jaana

Rudy! Why are you yelling at this woman?!

Svetlana walks with such swagger. And that’s the first time I’ve ever used the word “swagger”…

Svetlana sucks but i liked that

AHAHAHA Shivaay! “I HAVE A MONOPOLY ON PHONE THROWING ANNIKA.”

I appreciated that interaction

What is up with Rudy today???

RUDRA. ENOUGH.

Wtf Shivaay. How is the fact that OM isn’t picking up his phone annika’s fault??? I hate that you do this still.

Annika’s hairs been looking so good lately

Your wife literally tried to kill herself yesterday can you chill for a MINUTE

February 7, 2017 

Promo

Tej is such a selfish creep and in a weird way I’m really happy this happened

Wow…that’s…these women aren’t fucking around

Show

Dadi do you seriously think Tej gives a fuck??? Of course he doesn’t.

UGH. HE’S JUST THE WORST.

Ok. You don’t get to fucking say anything to r\Rudra, Tej. Ew Svetlana’s gonna be Rudy’s step mom…ewww. but not really if the promo is to be trusted. Which it is.

God screw you Svetlana. But you do look hella good. Idk why but since the last episode I’ve really been digging you

YOU’VE BEEN UNJUST?! TO SVETLANA?! REALLY?! I MEAN YES! BUT LIKE YOU’VE COMMITTED SUCH WORST INJUSTICES TEJ!

He’s just SUCH a creep

That was such a baller move damn Svetlana. WHAT IS UP WITH MY WEIRD DOUCHEY LANGUAGE TODAY?!

I wanna know how this happened. How did om and Svetlana come to this point?

Om looks so good, Svetlana looks so good. Wow. If she hadn’t fucked his dad, I’d dig them together

Same Priyanka.

what is happening?

What an interesting turn of events

i don’t know how to react to this…

Damn om.

Om’s gone full pathar

Yea Rudy idk either

I NEED TO KNOW THE EVENTS LEADING UP TO THIS MOMENT.

Where was Pinky in all that??

Why does Rudy’s shirt have so many holes in it???

Tru Shivaay

This is no what i would’ve expected from Shivaay…

DAMN RUDRA. THAT HIT DEEP.

Rudra you obviously expect Annika to make Shivaay understand

He’s clearly not okay

Does Shivaay…know something??? Like about why this all happened…

That’s…very twisted logic…

Oh god he’s about to say something awful. I just know it.

YEP.

ughhhhhhhhhhhh are you fucking kidding me Shivaay?!

So what do you want then Svetlana…???

Really?

This is very interesting.

Yea i know Svetlana. Even she’s scared of him man…

Why does Svetlana look so scared? Its like Tia and Svetlana switched aggressiveness levels

Wow they’re running these people dry

Obviously she’s gonna blackmail him

Yeaaaa

February 8, 2017 

Promo 

I cant believe he threw her off the stairs AND THEN played the khnh heartbeat track

That’s so much blood

Yeaaa you gotta stop doing things “in anger”

Oooooo this is gonna be interesting

Show

Its so funny cause from the interviews I’ve seen Surbhi and Navina get along extremely well

Damn Annika has totally been on the offense

Damn. Better listen to your wife Shivaay.

Varna kya???

Her hair should be…well anyways

That all happened so quickly wow

Why does Tia look so pleased…like thoda shock tho ban tha hai…unless…hmmmm i wonder

That blood looks so fake, but that shot was weirdly beautiful

WILL Y’ALL PLEASE TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL FOR ONCE?!

THEY STILL DIDN’T TAKE HER TO THE HOSPITAL! am i just really not well versed in the indian medical system??? Are house calls this normal for something THIS extreme???

Obviously Shivaay

I wanna know what Tia’s thinking

At least he realizes he has an anger issue…now when he actually works on it some more…then I’ll give him credit

WHY IS SAHIL NOT HERE?! DON’T TELL ME THEY FORGOT ABOUT HIM!

this is gonna be so interesting wow

I’m so intrigued

And where is Pinky???

Right Tia?! I know!

Ooooooo good excuse writers

That would suck so hard for Sahil, but like Sahil should know about this…he is her brother.

Svetlana’s a little scared of Om now…

I love their evil witch music

What are the chances that if this wasn’t a show she’d see that note??? Even if they tapped the window. And then actually read it

Its been like 2 min dadi…

Daaaaammmmmnnnnnn good chaal

AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE FUCKING MUSIC

Why are they all making these faces?!?!?!

Thats such an ugly shot of nakuul

Rudra’s just like “wtf?”

I hated everything about the shots of that scene

Ahahahaha that’s so funny

AHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD! THAT’S YOUR LANGUAGE ANNIKA!

Just tell her Shivaay. Tell her you’re her husband!

Those shoes are bomb af

HA what lies

Thats tru

Kya chaal yaar Tia! Wah! Impress ho gayi!

Kalavati Thakur? How interesting 

February 9, 2017 

Promo

FUCK ME.

ok the funniest part of this is Rudra covering his eyes so he doesn’t see his “bhabhi” dancing provocatively-not that its really provocatively

Show

When is Priyanka’s storyline/the ACP gonna come back???

Okay Annika…honey…you don’t remember anything…what “home" are you remembering/talking about???

AHAHAHAHA

And Shivaay defending his home decor!!! Ahahahaha

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

CAUSE Y’ALL ARE MARRIED!

Yea my reaction would be the same as Shivaay’s rn

Where did the “kumari” come from???

Ahahahaha

!!! Omg

I cant believe this is how he’s trying to get her memory back!

Okay “helicopter” is a common word!

WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS DIALECT ALL OF A SUDDEN ON ANNIKA’S?!?!?!

have you eaten riata since you got your head injury?!

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

YES!

She looks so satisfied with herself

What was that weird af hand flick Shivaay?

Eww that sounds SO gross

YOU DON”T KNOW THO! BECAUSE YOUR MEMORY IS GONE!

Rudy’s just like “…bhabhi???”

What an interesting twist, that’s extremely lucky for Tia

RUDRA! AHAHAHA

and who YOU are to her of course

Yep

AHHHHHHH I’M SCREAMING

THEY BOTH LOOK SO GOOD

AND ITS SO FUNNY THAT RUDRA COVERS HIS EYES! 

Rudra looks so freaked out, but then he’s just kinda like “okay, not bad” ahahaha

And shivaays just like “im confused…but..aroused”

Neither Annika’s clothes nor dancing is that provocative…in fact she’s definitely worn similarly designed clothes in the past

…Shivaay…really? This is…i mean COME ON

Shivaay’s styling today is definitely not my favorite btw

I’m very confused by Shivaay a lot of the times

Ahahaha trying to brain wash your wife now Shivaay????

Annika looks so pretty

Come on Shivaay! Let her go now!

Ok obviously we know Shivaay wouldn’t actually hurt her…but from Annika’sperspectivee this must be TERRIFYING

Well that’s not safe

And that’s not likely

WHAT?! KYA AJEEB AHDMI HAI YAAR?!

“Pathi parmeshwar” is such a stupid belief. I don’t mean to offend anyone…but like its stupid

Ooo she hasn’t been wearing a mangalsutra and sindoor!

How did she find time to change?

February 10, 2017 

Promo

Annika’s hair man!!!! 

TIA. SHE HAS FUCKING SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS LIKE I’M SURE SHE’LL REMEMBER ALL THIS! 

ugh oh god 

This has to be a joke 

Show

…oh… 

Wtf why did he pick up the knife??? Okay… 

OH. OKAY. 

god i want them to have a remarriage track SO badly 

I. LOVE. O. JAANA. 

they’re a VERY handsome couple 

Wtf is Shivaay doing with his arm??? Nautanki.

God! I love o jaana so damn much. 

OYE HO SHIVAAY PUTAR! TRY MAAR RAHA HAI!!! 

god that necklace is so ugly 

WTF DO THEY STILL KEEP CALLING DUSHANT, ROBIN??? 

Tia needs to stop drinking…i mean she’s fucking pregnant 

Hmmm…i just had a thought…idk but Annika definitely just gave Tia a…look. idk how to describe it..but…could this all be a ploy to get Tia to reveal something??? Does Annika actually have memory loss? 

Tia has amazing lips wow 

TIA. YOU IDIOT. WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER ANYTHING?! 

oh fuck i can just tell this is Annika’s chaal, she’s faking it paakha. But…does Shivaay know??? He must…given how her accident happened….hmmm 

I love them in white 

AHAHAHA thadibaaz kahi ka 

Are they..gonna sleep on the same bed?!?!?!?! 

AHAHAHAHAHA damn Shivaay. You’re REALLY trying to get with Annika today! You can just Shivaay wants to kiss her SO BAD He’s so close to her on the bed omg 

Wtf where’d she go? 

Awww Shivaay reached for her first thing!!! Cute!!! 

“Ladki” ?!?!?!? THAT “LADKI” IS YOUR WIFE SSO. 

Awww she stuffed her mouth!! So she doesn’t say anything bad about Shivaay!

wtf Annika! 

UGH 

AHAHAHA i know i shouldn’t find him threatening her with a knife funny 

DID THEY FALL ASLEEP HOLDING HANDS?!?!?! good. 

Awww SSO is sooooo cute 

That was just so much that i did not understand 

I just choked on my pineapples when she said she’s going to do aarti for him 

RUDRA’S JUST LIKE “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BHABI?!” 

Oh god. Why’s she gotten all religious by losing her memory? 

THIS IS SO FUNNY. I AGREE RUDY 

i love Rudra and his love for his thadibaaz waali bhabi 

Why did Om get 1000x hotter when he became “angry young man” ??? because I have issues..that’s why

I don’t like Tej either Svetlana 

OOOOOOO SHIIIIT 

February 11, 2017 

Promo

Oh my. What led to this? 

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS GET INTO THE POOL TOO?!?!?!?! I’VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT?!?!?! 

ummmmm… 

Show

“Svetlana didi” ?!?!?! How’d she say that without getting the most intense michmichi 

Wtf was that weird vision thing she had??? 

Okay this scene definitely puts a dent in my “she’s faking it” theory 

Shivaay looks so handsome 

Om…no. That’s just not a good mentality at all. But like…okay. i get that. God i love om. He’s such a cutie. But i know he’s going over to the “dark side” 

Kali Thakur? I wonder if that character will be in DBO??? Seriously they’re gonna mess with the mob now??? I wanna watch DBO now tho!!! 

Awwwww Rudra baby! 

THAT. WAS. SO. SWEET. THIS IS THE DAMN REASON WE ALL STARTED WATCHING THE DAMN SHOW. AND THEN THEY JUST….anyways…YAY! 

i hate Rudy’s jeans 

Wow. Everyone is just so incompetent in this show.   Except you Rudy. Love ya baby 

Ok so Annika definitely hid her 

Well that was just not a good hiding place now was it??? 

I’m still digging Svetlana man.   Like she’s so fucking annoying but i dig her 

Ugh y’all are both so annoying 

OooooooooO uh oh. 

Should NOT have said THAT! 

UGH. YALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW UPSETTING THIS “PATI PARMESHWAR” CRAP IS TO ME 

O BETE KI 

I. WILL. NEVER. UNDERSTAND. WHY. HE. GETS. IN. TOO. AND I WILL NEVER STOP SAYING THAT. UNTIL I UNDERSTAND

ok. 

I fucking love Shivaay’s “badass” music man. 

I love that Annika never backs away from him 

UFF. LOOK AT SHIVAAY’S FUCKING FACE! OMG AHAHAHAHA. 

hmmmm i still think Annika is dangerous to y'all… 

Tia looks so damn good. Fuck me up! 

Awwww! The return of Annika’s aloo puri!!! Dadi looks so happy! 

WHAT?! DID I JUST HEAR A COW?!?!?! Oh my god…he’s trying to recreate their past to bring her memory back!!!! That’s so sweet! 

That is whats happening right??? 

[australian-desi]

Revelation (05/01/17): Svetlana looks flawless even while she’s supposedly dead

I love how her makeup, hair and outfit was still intact and only were her arms dripping with blood... If I ever get in a car crash, I wanna look as flawless as that.

Without further ado, now onto the episode:

“So iss ghar se Om ko nahin, mujhe jaana chahiye hai,” YES FINALLY TEJ YOU GET HOW MUCH YOUR FAM DESPISES YOU

Gotta love how no one except for Jhanvi stops him 

everyone @Tej: 

Okay so now they’re targeting Tej, makes sense tbh

OMG DONT TELL ME, the rapists are also part of the kapoor’s plan

Honestly after the episode of trying to murder Annika in a fridge, I never expected this track to turn out good, but I’ve go to admit, it’s surpassing my expectations

Gotta love Svetlana’s yellow eyeliner that matches completely with her sari

I love how this woman’s makeup is always flawless

Shivaay, are you actually an idiot? “Yeh kaanch apne aap gir gaya...” Honestly, did you not do basic science in school, how did the kaanch break without any force or just with the gust of wind? Sometimes the logics in this show is2g

Annika, kyun thak rahi hai? Like if he doesn’t give two shits, why are you

And also why not tell him about confrontation with Tia, that would make more sense at this moment of time 

@Ofam, Tej is a 50+ year old adult man (although, he doesn’t act like it), I assure you he can look after himself

And as if he’s never left the house in rage before

I have many times, and none of the times my parents even bothered to call me like, “we know she’ll be back for food,”

I don’t know how I feel about Svetlana’s sarees, like sometimes they’re flawless and sometimes they look so shitty but the colours are always really nice on her

AAHAHAHHA I CAN’T EVEN, ARE THEY REALLY GOING TO DO THIS EVERY TIME BEFORE EXECUTING A PLAN “Oberois ki barbaadi har haal mein har keemat pe” with the hand gesture and everything

Svetlana did a casual fist, Romi went full on with the whole finger curl and everything and Tia didn’t even bother

As if Tej didn’t realise that the breaks were fucked before he left the house? I mean you break while turning and shit, wtf

“Woh pata nahi kya kichdi paka rahi hai,” “aur tum mere dimaag ko dahi kar rahi ho” LELELEL

AWWW Rudra, *actually holds him forever*

I see now difference between a puppy and Rudra tbh, see:

There’s no difference at all

Can this show let me hate one character in peace? Now I’m getting feels for Ranveer Singh Randhawa because of his double meaning lines on dard

Speak of the devil and the devil arrives with a chudail in his arms

WTF Tej, as if you wouldn’t take her to the hopsital

Me to Tej:

Om’s face is literally like, ‘wtf Svetlana, should’ve let him die honestly, I was quite happy without his presence for the past 2 hours’

Romi doesn’t even look like their sister

Honestly, no one even cares for Svetlana, LOOK AT YOUR FAM TEJ, THEY HONESTLY DON’T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT HER

They cared wayyy more for Gayathri honeslty

Om’s side eyeing her is giving me life

Omg I missed him so much

Thank God, trust Om to be the most logical person in this household

Taking a woman to hospital causes a scandal? What a wow

I CAN’T EVEN “Great, ofcourse, iss ghar ki izzat ka khayal, aap se ziada kiso ho sakte. Iss ghar ki izzat badane hi aap iske paas gaye the,” Om is still my king

Annika looking at Shivaay like, “I told you so”

Precap: This is actually getting good

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immj2 04.12.20 lb

dadi is totes eskited, jaise pehli baar shaadi ho rahi ho. shipper ho toh aisi!!!!

lmao iskiiiii utaavli toh dekho. didn’t need to be told twice. not even a momenttttt of jhijakkkk he had. varmaalas hote toh kachchue ki taraah mundiii aage karta. 

yeh aage itna parking space kyun choda hua hai????

lol this unnecessary chacha is back for what joy???? he wasn’t here when vansh “died”, he’s here for this total random ceremony???

lmaooooo all of their faces are so tortured. ki ek baar hi iss shaadi se humara band bajaa hua hai, ab toh doosri baar bhi ho gayi.

solemn sorry to vansh. ki i have to do this to save the family.

meanwhile jisse sorry maang rahi hai, he’s hassi-khushi lootofying mazze of wedding # 2.

he needs to fucking stop looking at her like this, like she is the reason the sun rises.

dadi going hardcore on this ki yeh waali tootni nahi chahiye ok, chaahe duniya idhar ki udhar ho jaaye. this ends only when riddhima dies (because sadaa suhaagan, etc. 🤮🤮🤮)

happy affirmative nods from this one. lol he’s genuinely so psyched to have scored his own wife again. cute!!!!!!!

ishani is like bhakkkkkkkkkkkk, saara mood kharaab kar diya. poor thing,

and lol angre went trotting behind her immediately.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISKA CHEHRA DEKHO LMAO.

this bitch tooooooooooooo soft for his wife. I LOVE IT.

warning glares to everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyone as he takes her.

LMAO HER PETTY ASS COULDN’T HELP BUT RUBBBBBBBBBBBBB IT INTO KABIR’S FACE.

V on the outside:

V on the inside:

blah blah how could you let this behroopiya put sindoor in your maang, i’ll find out the truth and then badnaaam youuuuu, just waitttt. abbe jaaaaa na.

wow. champion scrabble player kabir must be.

abbe duffer scrabble mein checkmate nahi hota. i overestimated your intelligence.

also how the fuck he instantlyyyyyyyyyyyyy make vihaan’s name correctly????? like, there’s 6 letters and if you do permutations, 6!/2!=360. THERE’S 360 WAYS YOU COULD ARRANGE THOSE LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idhar this one is babbling about what happened today was just part of contract, main sirffffffff tumhaari hoon vanshhhhhh. 

this one deciding to toy with her emotions a little by doing the vansh voice. not cool, my man. she looks genuinely devastated.

grief gives way to anger.

lmaooooooooo she’s saying take my vansh’s clothes off and ripping them off him.

i would do the same, sis. NIKAAALO KAPDEEEEE (but in a sexyyyyy way.)

passionate defense of mera vansh aisa tha, mera vansh waisa tha, tum mere vansh jaise kabhi nahi ho sakte, blah blah blah. behen, speech dene se fursat mile toh dekho ki tumhara vansh is looking at you like he wants to take you up against that fuglyass wall right this second. mandbuddhi aurattttttttttttttttttttt.

trying to tamp down his horny by saying all this love you have for vansh seems fake af. website doesn’t seem credible it seems, lol. riddhima forgot to update her security certificates.

i can’t stop lmao whenever he calls her Dollar Biwi.

who dis watching from outside now??????

pushing and prodding and poking (saying the truth only, ki kahin aise he khel OG pati ke saath bhi nahi khele the???) aaaaaand.......

“thappad se darr lagta hai sahiba.......”

“............lekin pyaar se nahi lagta!”

lmao who knew he was so filmy!!!!!

“toh agli baar, sirf pyaaaar, pyaaar.........”

“...... and only pyaar!”

he cute and all but asking for a good kick in the crotch rn.

“laaton ka bhoot nahi hoon main; pyaar se baat karogi toh baaton se maan jaunga.”

HE NEEDS TO STOP NUZZLING INTO HER HAIR THAT WAY!!!!!!

ALSO BRO IF YOU JUST TELL HER WHO YOU ARE, YOU’D BE GETTING SO MUCH NOOKIE TONIGHT. STUPID MASOCHISTIC FUCK.

i hate this stupid “ladki ka gussa is so hot” bs. i hate it so much.

finally she gave it to him nicely. idk wtf she was waiting for this long. main hoti toh kab ka miss congeniality waala S-I-N-G method deploy karti.

he’s really working on riddhima and my lassssssst nerve.

speaking of fuckers paaofying bhangra on women’s lasttttt nerve.............. all you men in this house are really asking to be fucking stabbed in the eye today, aren’t ya.

scrabble champion kahinnnnnn bhi shuru ho jaata hai haan?

maybe all this badla and mission is just a sad way to distract himself from the fact that he has noone in his life to play scrabble with. that’s literally all he wants. vansh could end this whole thing by just devoting one hour a day to him.

riddhima playing dumb. not that it takes khaas effort for her........... 

anyway challenge challenge challenge between the two. idc. 

15 min and kabir will have proof he’s saying. yeah right. popat banne waala hai tera.

running in to warn V, and................

V’s face whenever kabir talks to him:

kabir ka toh pata hai, but why is dadi sooooooooo eager and happy to hear this story about how vansh almost fucking died????

lol V tells the whole story (that AP had cooked up that day about the ghar mein gunday and all.......) and kabir’s reaction......

“beautiful!!!!!!!!!”

V is this close to beating the teeth outta K’s mouth lmao.

mishra’s sent the proof aaaaaaaaand....................

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

askdjlsakjdlaskjdlaskjldkjaslkjdalsklkjas i hate him lolololololololol

a narrow win for our team!

“kya hua kabir? tumhare chehre se toh aisa lag raha hai jaise haath mein aate aate koi bohut badi daulat haath se nikal gayi!” HE’S SUCH A PETTY BASTARD LMAO

mrs. petty bastard has some extra salt to rub in. premium grade pink himalayan salt.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. container house ke itttu se gadde ko bye bye, hello again to my king size mattress!

ofc they’ll fight about contract, sanskaar, blah blah idc i’m just here for what i know is coming up .

there it isssssssssssssss.

MANS GOTTA STOP LOOKING AT HER LIKE THIS.

“main gentleman hoon. kisi bhi ladki, khaas kar meri Dollar Biwi ko taqleef nahi de sakta.”

i’m so sickkkkk of himmmmmmmmmm.

badiiiiiii jaldi maan gayi riddhima??????? don’t blame her tho.

IF THAT “BETA MANN MEIN LADDOOOOO PHOOOOOTA” CADBURY AD WAS MADE IN 2020.

lo ji naagin 5 mein vani ne pardaa utaar diya toh idhar inko gift kar diya.

standard “tumhaari neeyat bigad gayi, toh bhi main uss side nahi aane waala” dialogue.

UGH I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR THIS BS.

he’s like achcha mujhe le toh aayi, but karna kya hai exactly??????

vansh ne property dadi ke naam kii thi. it’ll be transferred back to vansh, and i want you to write it all on my name.

great. he’s gonna think she’s a golddigger now. re devaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. kab milegi muktiiiiiii riddhima mujh ko innn tuchche misunderstandings se?????

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immj2 27+28.11.20 lbs

27.11.20

lmao i was gonna get suuuuuuper mad at kabir for being in her room but then he’s like:

“hi.”

....................... and i instantly snorted happily. vishal is realllllllllly just so likable that i just can’t with him anymore. i love when adorable marshmallows like him and shrenu play evil. you just cannot fucking hate them!

blah blah humaara kamra, mera kamra nonsense.

shaadi ka joda gift. with that tackyyyyyyyyyyyyassss KABIR KI RIDDHIMA written on it. main marr jaooon par kabhi bhi aisa kuch na pehnoon, no matter how much i love the guy.

“kuch hi derr mein tum VANSH ki riddhima se, KABIR ki riddhima ho jaogi.” coz even in 2020, women are nothing but chattel to be passed on from one man to another.

riddhima is thinking fat chance, bitch.

telling him she’ll never wear red for him, coz “laal pyaar ka rang hota hai, aur main sirf ek insaan se pyaar karti hoon, aur woh hai vansh.”

“toh yeh bhi vansh ke paise se hi liya hai.” lmaooooooooo

ghani beizzati by saying she’s already bought a joda for herself, a white one. which honestly looks muchhhhhhhhhh nicer than the red one acc. to me but ok.

vansh checking his account balance and seeing that there’s charges for two wholeass designer jodas bought for a shaadi that’s not even gonna happen:

anyway kabir’s like ok who cares, colour doesn’t matter, shaadi toh tumhari honi hai mujhse blah blah.

kabir doesn’t like mandap setup. coz all white. and apparently aryan was in charge of it? coz he’s getting dragged by the collar for it.

good. i don’t feel any sympathy.

ishani is like dekh liya nateeeja iss loserrrrrrrr ki khushaamad karne ka? when has vansh ever treated you like this no matter how mad he’s gotten at you? he always protected you.

behen kyun bhains ke aage been bajaa rahi ho? yeh manhoos baaz nahi aana.

ishani flounced away and aryan’s now vowing revenge against kabir. abbe yaar, tera list toh kabhi khata hi nahi hota.

why the fuck are these ppl soooooooooo dressed up for a wedding they don’t even want to participate in? itna toh main apni genuine shaadi ke liye naa sajjjjjjoon.

suddenly ishani is allllll about bado ka sammaaan and parampara, pratishthaaaaa, anushaasan and all. lmao ok?????

tod di choodi uski kalaayi par. jaisa bhai, waisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hi behen.

shaadi mubarak indeed. lol.

riddhima’s calling vihaan and freakingout ki woh paise leke bhaag gaya. you are so fucking stupid sis, why would you give him that much fucking money BEFORE HE EVEN SHOWED THE FUCK UP??????????

“tum thodi weird nahi ho????” bhai obvious sawaal naa pooch.

anyway he’s like calm yo tits, untwist your panties, i’ll get there on time.

kabir instead of fixing his maatam waala mandap is back skulking around vihaan’s container box house. ladki ko shaadi karni bhi nahi hai and she’s sitting there ready from 3 hours before, aur yeh, jissko shaadi ki utaavli chadhi thi, is out doing randomassssss jasoosi, coz that’s the priority rn. sounds legit. 

VIHAAN THE DUMBASS TOOK OFF THE CCTV CAMERA AND PACKED IT. GOD YOU’RE ALLLLLLLLLLL FUCKING AQAL KE DUSHMAN IN THIS SHOW.

kabir sneaking in with gunnnnnnn.

how the fuck am i supposed to take him seriously with these bachchon waale sports shoes?!!?!?!? GIVE THE MAN HIS COMBAT BOOTS BACK SO HELP ME GODDDDDD

he’s peeking in the door and making some threatening statements about oh ho yeh hai tumhara plan, main sab khatammmmm kar doonga and all, but we never see wtf he’s looking at and this show is fulllllllllllll of red herrings, so........ idc.

riddhima putting on previous mangalsutra for this wedding and..... guts toh hai bandi main. badiii dheent hai.

mummy coming and saying blah blah usse utaar do this is your new mangalsutra and lmaoooooooooooooo

this is the tackiest fucking shit i’ve ever seen in my life. what’s with their obsession of putting their name on everything!?!!!?!!? what are you, an eight grader?!?!!?!?

anyway, bored with this ainvayi ki dhamki waala scene, fwding.

blah blah 2 ghante mein kaunsa chamatkaar hona hai and all......... WHY ARE YOU PPL SO DAMN OVERCONFIDENT????

meanwhile kabir is back and now harassing dadi. KISI KO TOH AKELA CHOD DE.  

actually, lmao, i’d love to see him go try this shit on ishani and angre. it would be fucking glooooooooooorious lololololol.

anyway, he wants dadi’s aashirwaad in the form of vansh’s saafa (pagdi/turban). ABBE YAAAAAAAAAAR. USKE UNDERWEAR DRAWER SE JAAKE USKI CHADDI BHI LEKE PEHEN. ITNAAAAAAAAA WANNABE VILLAIN MAINE AAJ TAK NAHI DEKHA. HADHHHHHHH HAI.

chikni chupdi baatein ki i’m just trying to be the son vansh was to this house. if i wear his saafa, it’s like uski aashirwaad aur duaein meri saath hongi.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PICTURE VANSH’S FACE IS LITERALLY LIKE

anyway dadi is like really really fucking hurt by this and my god i wanna fucking murder kabir.

she’s literally telling him to pick anything else, it’s vansh’s nishaani and he’s like aap sab ke paas koi na koi nishaani hai, mere paas apne bhai ki koiiiiiiiii nishaani nahi hai blah blah and oh my god, this is truly the most villainous thing kabir has done, being thisssssss fucking emotionally manipulative. the absolute fuckkkkkkkk.

ugh anyway long story short. baandh diya dadi ne ukso saafa. bloody nonsense.

poor dadi phoot phoot ki ro rahi hai ki she’s losing vansh bit by bit. awwwww man it’s genuinely heartbreaking.

riddhima has witnessed this and is about to fuckkkkkk shit up lolll. 

lmaoooooooooooo dayum.

wtf is your problem, i’m marrying you, why are you torturing the fam like this blah blah. kabir like physical, emotional, moral sabbbbbbbbbbb tarah se tod ke rakh doonga inn sabko and ugh god i just really fucking hate him.

but damn he just looks really good in this sherwani and hair all mussed up.

anyway he’s doing some real messed-up, genocidal dictator kinda talk and phew. is just askinggggggggg to be murdered.

and then lmao he abruptly switched to “bohut khoobsurat lag rahi ho tum; time kya ho raha hai???? ooooooh ek ghanta baaki hai.” and i legittttttt lol’d at the way he delivered it. I HATE VISHAL FOR NOT LETTING ME HATE KABIR IN PEACEEEEEEEEE.

riddhima panic-calling vihaan, wants to go check on him. mummy ne pakad liya, room mein badh kar diya coz K told her to handle riddhima’s bhagodi dulhan ways.

great. riddhima’s having a breakdown.

motivational call from the choti sarrdaarni. she kinda just looks like a tall baby shivangi joshi had with aditi dev sharma????

le, doosre show waale heroine ko bhi pata hai kabir kameena hai, iss show mein 3 episode pehle pata chala issko.

ok is the choti sarrdaarni delusional and having a make-believe phone call with the protagonist of her favt tv show IMMJ, coz she knows waaaaay more details than even the people in this house know about the plot and what went down. she’s talking about how vansh aakhri pal tak ladta raha and riddhima’s like huh, news to me, i just got there in time to see him spout some ghatiya shayari and then throw himself off a cliff.

anyway riddhima seems to have gotten strength from this deranged phone call, so............. good for her, i guess.

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28.11.20

next ep just abruptly started with kabir and mummy in riddhima’s room threatening her and i just.......... dude, whatever. i’m just gonna skim through this ep coz i know it’s just filler shit till literally the last 1 minute. 

OK HE’S MANHANDLING HER AGAIN AND FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

dang helly looked evennnnnnnn younger in the first eps. legit baby face. at least now they’ve aged her up a lil with the makeup and styling.

he’s saying don’t bother waiting, no one is gonna come. OH BOY. VIHAAN ARE YOU OK????? ARE YOU OK??????? ARE YOU OK VIHAAN?!?!?!?!?

cue riddhima’s panic attack.

lmao kabir telling mummy ki iss shaadi mein ab koi speedbreaker nahi hai lol. heavy foreshadowing that ab se everything that can go wrong is definitely gonna go wrong.

suddenly at the speed of light kabir is back at the container home in his sherwani and saafa and holding vihaan at gunpoint????

oh. sapna tha riddhima ka. ouff. this stupid show has tooooo fucking many dream sequences.

someone give this bitch a klonopin coz watching her is making my anxiety shoot up.

mummy comes into room 2 min later and sees riddhima sleeping ghoongattttt and all. SURE. NOT SUS AT ALL THAT A BRIDE DYING OF ANXIETY WOULD TAKE A NAP 30 MIN BEFORE THE CEREMONY IN FULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OUTFIT. TOTALLY A THING THAT HAPPENS.

DUDE SHE PULLED A NURSE WAALI HARKAT AGAIN. LMAOOOOOOOOO. KISKO SULAAAAAKE AAYI HAI TU, AAFAT?!?!?!!?

askdjasldkjlsakdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskjdlkas. ALSO THE FACT THAT MUMMY RECOGNIZED HER FROM HER PRESS ON NAILS. LMAOOOOOOOOOO I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS SHOW.

LMAO RIDDHIMA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

lol mummy has to call and give bad news to kabir. and i am sad we didn’t get to see his volcanic reaction, which no doubt would have been epicccccccccccc.

10 MINUTES TO THE CEREMONY. VR MANSION IS 20 MIN AWAY FROM THE CONTAINER HOUSE (AS STATED BY V BEFORE) AND THIS SIS IS...........

RE DEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

she finally got in and the whole place is empty. he practically lives in a storage unit, you telling me he went and moved his stuff to a whole different storage unit?????

new freakout within the pre-existing panic attack: kabir ne vihaan ko saaf kar diya ya vihaan paise leke bhaag gaya??

cut to fb: riddhima asking V all earnestly ki tum dhoka toh nahi doge na????

HIS ASS ACTUALLY SAID, LEMME TELL YOU A FACT ABOUT ME: I LOVE MY MOM. I SWEAR ON HER I WON’T BETRAY YOU. 

AND SHE STILL DIDN’T GET THAT HE’S VANSH. MY GODDDDDDDD.

she’s like nope vihaan gave mummy promise so he won’t give dhoka. ah yes, the most sacred and inviolable of promises.

toh bacha alternative ki kabir has vihaan. 4th simultaneous panic attack in a panic attack. someone sedate this bitch.

aaaaaaaaaand kabir has sent a video of a bomb in VR mansion below the mandap. great.

and now he’s calling to say ki get your ass back home or imma scramble these eggheads called the raisinghanias.

lmao the bomb is counting forwards instead of backwards????

mummy saying MY BETA SMAAAAAARTEST. haan, tha..... kisi zamaane mein. ab nihaayati bewakoof ho gaya hai.

lmao kabir accosted a passing by angre and is like you need to be loyal to me as you were to vansh and lol angre’s like saaf saaf shabdon mein, fuckkkkkkk off.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KABIR WENT TO HURL THE NAARIYAL AT ANGRE’S RETREATING HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE HIM HE’S SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

lmao he goes to phodofy naariyal and:

abhi bappa ko huullllllllll de raha hai. overconfidence ki hadh toh dekho.

riddhima is back and hunting for the bomb and kabir comes bouncing the fake bomb around and she’s legit like TUMNE MUJHSE JHOOOOOT BOLA?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? lol bitch, seriously???? because he’s been the paragon of truth and virtue up until this moment??????

“apna hulia sudhaar ke aao. 5 min mein mrs. kabir banne waali ho. thoda standard toh match karo.” lmaooooo the sasss and disdaaaaaain he said that withhhhhh. boy knows he’s looking damn good today.

anyway blah blah shaadi has started. dadi is sad af. to the point where ishani is looking really concerned. i really love this soft ishani.

“kaash samay ka paiyya ulta ghoom jaaye aur mera vansh wapis aa jaaye mere paas.”

dadi, shoulda asked for world peace instead. just the one wish you had and you wasted it on getting your hellion pota back. 

some more in-room threatening of riddhima by mummy. while riddhima is throwing out last minute prayers to bappa and vihaan ki bas just do something and stop this whole shitshow.

vihaan ka toh pata nahi, the shady fuck, but bappa like:

i gotchu girl.

bhaari bhaari flashback waali walk down the stairs.

HE EVEN SAID THE MAA LINE AS VIHAAN IN THE VANSH VOICE. SHE GOTTA BE SOOOOO FUCKING STUPID MY GODDDDDDD.

ouffffff so much time wasteeeeeeeeeee.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand....................

watch that he was wearing while falling off the cliff? ✅✅✅

wedding ring that was not found on the dead body????? ✅✅✅

“YEH SHAADI NAHI HO SAKTI” booooooooming across the whole damn neighbourhood in the fakest deep voice everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr???? ✅✅✅

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precap:

haan yeh sab toh theek hai.............. 😕😕😕

par asli sexxxxxxxxx waali chemistry idhar hai!!!!!!!! UNFFFFFF. 🤩🤩🤩

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 05.11.20 lb

PEDAL TO THE FLOOOOOR BITCH, BEFORE HUBS COMES OUTTTTTTTTTT *puts on best driving song ever made to motivate her to drive the fuckkkkkkkkkkk awayyyyyyyyy*

riddhima doing big talk about how she saved ragini from a haiwaan and lmaooooo kabir's faaaaaaaaaaaace

DOW DIGGY DIGGY DOW DIGGY DOW DOW INDEED! (that's the evil!kabir theme music, if you didn't know. very catchy. i love it!)

lmao oh riddhimaaaaaaaaaaaa you fucking dumbassssssss

idhar vansh acting like he is BMC and the place is kangana ranaut’s. tod phod nonstopppppp.

oh thank god the vansh whisperer is here.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF YELLING AT HER??!?!?!!?!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU HAVE ZEROOOOO SECURITY OTHER THAN THIS ONE SUKDIIIIIIIIIIII NURSE WHOM YOU ALREADY KNOW IS EASILY DISTRACTABLE?????????

WHO COULD HAVE COME HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE angre asks, and bhai already knows.

the one.

the only.

the un-paralyzable.

dang his foundation oxidised as fuck. this is almost bordering on super 30/gully boy type brownface.

angry phone call to ishani. angre mildly being like HEY DON'T YELL AT MY WIFE but too scared to say anything to saale saheb.

coz yup. the gun is out again.

“kabir promise karo ki tum ragini ka poora khayaal rakhoge. bharosa kar rahi hoon tum par.”

snort. butter wouldn't melt in this kameena mouth.

seedhe mooh jhoot kitniiiiiiiii safaiiii se bolta hai. what an adorable psychopath!

one last chance maaring attempt by kabir, saying your mission is done, you don't need to go back to VR mansion.

sis like no bitch i invested months of my life in thisssss i want answerssssssssss to my questions i'll leave once i get them

lol kabir is like cool whatever, it’s your funeral, i gots what i want.

she's apologizing for "breaking his heart" and saying that all this is happening to her now coz she hurt him and he's like pssssssh it's okaaaay aaj achchaai aur insaniyat ki jeet hui hai.

aslkdjlasjdlkasjdlkasjdlkasj I LOVE THIS FUCKER AND HIS HAPPY EVIL FACE

oh boy, this is a murder face if i've ever seen one.

like every good desi kid, first phone call on anything major happening in life is made to mummyyyy.

OMG MUMMY KNOCKED THE NURSE OUT AGAIN WHEN SHE STIRRED OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU RAISINGHANIASSSSSS WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSS

overconfidence toh dekho ladke ka, had the syringe prepped and all.

"mere private narak mein aane ka shukriya!"

literally 98% of cishet men once they’ve managed to hoodwink a woman into getting involved with them.

AKSLDJSALKDJLKASJDLSAKJLDKJLAS WHY WOULD YOU PARK IN THE FRONT OF THE HOUSEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN YOU'RE HIDING FROM LITERALLY EVERYONEEEEEEEEEE

there's nooooooooooo fucking way she made out of the car and here without him seeing her. unless.............. I'M TELLING YOU SHE HAS AN INVISIBILITY CLOAK FROM HARRY MAMA FROM THE UK.

ishani standing here doing soliloquy about room ki duplicate chaabi. sis stop speech-ing and do your kaaaaaaaam.

ohhhh wow. shady bitch showdown! fight fight fight fight!!!!!!!!

meanwhile vansh and his brokenass ghutna have rolled up and is like CAN YOU TWO  STFUUUUUUUUU

mummy doing last ditch attempt to stall saying lemme bandage you upppppppp, but ...........

nope.

also foundation has unoxidised. noice.

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh stop screaming like a fucking unhinged bearrrrrrrrrrrr-lion-tRex.

ta daaaaaaaaaaaah!

lmao wtf that nurse went away with zerooooooooooo questions as to why she was assaulted multiple times by this crazyass family.

nowwwwwwwwwwwww he's scary. when he's not saying anything. see????? it's alwaysssssss less scary when someone's making a big fuss. you look like a child having a tantrum. ice cold silence is always what makes me wanna pee myself from fear.

OH GOD SHE HAD A LEAF IN HER HAIR

skjdslkjflsdkjflsdkjldfjk the way he asked that soooooooooo cooooolly. aaaaaaaaaah now i'm scared.

daaaaaaaaaaang, sis has finally learnt the art of lying with confidence. and it is gloriousssssssss to see!

oh god oh no where's he taking her i have a feeling i know but

yup i was righttttttttt

aaaaaaaaaand in she goes.

“yeh qabar maine uske liye khodi thi jo yahaan jaana deserve karta tha, lekin ab mujhe lagta hai ki aur koi bhi hai jo isse usse bhi zyaada deserve karta hai.”

yiiiiiiiiiiiikes.

riddhima, like every other millennial, is like ok sure, i'm ready to die. just give me an escape from this hellish existence already. she actually closes her eyes and sits downnnnnn in the grave. lmao Big Mood, sis.

he's like no no don't close your eyes, you need to see WHO it is that rightfully needs to be in the grave. huh. you brought a spare body to throw in here??????

i wouldn't trust that hand.

but that grave IS pretty deep so ok fine, hoist me upppp, Angry Boy. if you let go or try something funny, i'm pulling you in WITH ME.

ok phew.

“iss qabar ka asli haqdaar tumhare saamne khada hai. main hi hoon woh insaan jo uss kabar mein zinda dafan hone ke laayak hai.”

i mean..... i don't disagree. you do deserve to die for the shit you pulled yesterday. but i'm interested to know why YOU think so.

oh of course. mommy issues. mom ki qaatil ko pakadna tha, vaada tha apne haathon se sazzaa doonga, vaghera vaghera.

surprise surprise, ragini was the one who knew who did it. and he was keeping her alive all these years just to get the deets from her. ho hum, hardly surprising.

LMAO YEAH BITCH. YOU DONE FUCKED UPPPPPPPPPPP.

he admits to pulling the gun on ragini.

ragini admitting that the only reason she would put up with his crazy ass is his money. same, sis. actually, not even then. not all the money in the world could make me want be with this dude.

oh shit. oh no. hot boy used puppy eyes. my defences are weakening. fuck meeeeeeeeee. WHY AM I INTO MENNNNNNNN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? IT'S MY GREATEST FAILING IN THIS LIFEEEEEEEEEE

oh no no ok yeah i'm back i hate him again. phew. my core of misandry is reallly strong and it saved me.

i just pulled my gun on her and wanted to kill her from sheer rage. but i didn't do it. why? coz i'm not a criminal, it seems. UHHHHHHHHHH, I BEG TO DIFFER SIR. YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD GET SOME AMOUNT OF JAILTIME FOR THAT SHIT.

also wtf you mean i can't murder anyone coz i'm not capable of it. that's not what you've been saying over and over and overrrrrrrrrr since day fucking 1?!?!?!? ALSO MAY I REMIND YOU WE'RE STANDING NEXT TO A GRAVE YOU DUG FOR SOMEONE?!?!?!?!!? LIKE........... GET YOUR STORY RIGHT, DUDE. DO YOU WANNA KILL SOMEONE OR NOT?????

“mujhse sab samajhne mein bhool hui hai kya??????” LMAO YA THINK, YOU STUPIDASS???????????

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIS FACE. KOI AUR CHIDIYA CHUG KE LE GAYI KHET.

also wtf? riddhima got shot in the exact same place and she was up and about in like...... 2 days. ragini needed 3 years to recuperate from a shoulder bullet???

“tumne nahi chalaayi toh kisne?”

oh no return of puppy eyes. look away bitch look away. (talking to riddhima, but also myself. pighalna nahi haiiiiiiiiiiiiii.)

we, the audience, have an answer to who is the puraana paapi.

awwwwww, like mom, like son. murder is their khaandaani riwayat. 

oooooh ragini was blackmailing mummy i think.

and thus mummy filled vansh's head with all kindsa crap and sent him off to kill her.

ragini saying i got into it for the money but then your jawline and eyes and my cursed heterosexuality got me into you forreal forreal. ok she didn't say that, i'm saying it. but literally what other appeal does this dude hold???

she abouttttttttt to spill the beans when..........

mmmmmmmmmmm whatcha saaaaaaaaaaay

dang murder makes ppl hot. should i try it out???? seems to make the skin real glowy.

[tellywoodtrash]

sanjivani 13.03.20 lb

i’m not doing the whole screenshot thing coz it’s waaaaay too much effort than i can be arsed for this bloody show anymore.

also i read the episode blurb and am already mad af. ugh, let’s just do this and get it the fuck over with.

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these ppl actually believe that sid tried to kidnap ishani. sure. the marela thakela dude who just had major brain surgery 2 days ago and hasn’t done jack for god knows how long is suddenly mr. proactive. uh huh.

this fucking shady mama-mami. tf are they getting outta this anyway?????? (i suppose i’d know if i bothered watching the show, but lol naaah, idc.)

YO MAN I’M REALLY FEELING THIS CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THE HUSBAND AND ISHANI. I’M REALLY FUCKING PISSED NOW.

sis finally does the right thing and speaks her heart out and is like “yeah actually i’d like to make this relationship work.” der aayi par durust aayi.

ainvayi ka tension ramp up with condition and all.

ugh. honestly. where did all this coffee endorsement get this stupid show. i bet the trps actually went down after they started this bs.

DUDE I WANT HER TO STAY WITH THE HUSBAND

husband is all giddily in love with her and still walking around with holi colours she applied on his face. god i love dudes who are stupidly in love with their wives. 

ishani really needs some kinda deep conditioning treatment coz sis your hair is looking fried as fuckkkkkkkkk. like jeez, at least put some argan oil on it or something?!?!

husband is tooooooo good of a human being. wants to go give his wife’s “kidnapper” his medicines in jail. matlab hadhhhhh hai acchaai ki, sir!

shady mama put an end to that, i guess.

ishani ne kasam kha rakhi hai ki jab bhi shaadi ka joda pehenegi aisi sadddddi hui shakal ke saath hi. teesri baar hai sis, kabhi toh khush hua karo.

ok she’s pulling herself outta it. but kya faayda. *sigh*

lmaooooooooooooo rahil got arrested with sid? for what?????

lol sid asking the police to “just let us go”. sure, that’s how it works. are we sure that tumour was fully removed????

finally dimaag ki batti jali. god i can’t believe how much they ruined this dude’s character.

also damn i got over my crush on namit quick and his voice is really annoying me rn. how tf am i suppose to go back to YPNTKH now?????

lmao these police waale actors reallllll bad.

lol i can’t believe the police dude is getting spooked by this one dude who just got out of brain surgery and has a huge bandage on the back of his head, and the other one is like 4 feet tall. rahil i love you, but being threatening is not something you can do, lol.

ishani idhar abhi bhi dharam sankat mein. ouffffffffffff. 

more nescafe endorsement. bedagarak ho inka. achche khaase show ko 20 min ka coffee ad bana rakha hai.

LOL WHAT EVEN IS THIS FIGHT SCENE. RAHIL IS WRESTLING TWO GROWNASS MEN SINGLEHANDEDLY, LMAOOOOOOO I FUCKING CANTTTTTTT.

ok just all round badddddd acting in these scenes with namit and the real/fake police. fwding.

husband is a real good dude and does not deserve to be in this show’s universe. poor guy. this is his purgatory. someone freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee himmmmmmm.

ishani’s spidey senses still tingling for sid. ughhhhhhhhhhhh.

blah blah blah fwding shaadi nonsense. jab honi hi nahi hai toh kaaahe ka time waste.

LMAO SUDDENLY MAMA’S NAME CHANGED FROM VIVEK ARORA TO VIVEK MALHOTRA. NO ONE GIVING A FUCK IN THIS LAST EPISODE HUH.

also the police just literally waltzed into the mandap to do khuspus in nv’s ear. matlab kuchhhhhhhhhh bhi chal raha hai yahan pe.

lo ji sid rahil bhi haazir.

LMAO MAMA REALLY TRIED TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT.

ok truth is all out now.

“HUM NAHI CHAHTE THE KI SHAADI KE BAAD BHI ISHANI HUMPAR BHOJ BANI RAHE”?!?!?!?! WHAT BHOJ, YALL WERE LITERALLY NOT IN THE PICTURE AFTER SHE CAME AND JOINED SANJIVANI?!?!!? AINVAYIIIIIIII KUCH BHI???????

LMAO WTF MAMI WRANGLED A GUN OUTTA POLICEWAALA’S HAND AND IS HOLDING ALL THESE PPL AT GUNPOINT WTF IS EVEN HAPPENINGGGGGGG OH MY GODDDDD

cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, ishani ke maa baap ka bhi mami mami only did kaand. for what reason, who tf knows or cares anymore?!?!

WHY ARE THEY SO SMUGLY CONFESSING THIS (A WHOLE OTHER CASE) IN FRONT OF THE POLICE AND INCREASING THEIR OWN LEGAL PROBLEMS THO? MY GOD THIS SHOW HAS GOTTEN SO BAD I CAN’T EVENNNNNNN

ishani’s two boy toys uniting to take down evil mama mami. chalo ji, yeh trope bhi ho gaya.

husband got shot in the hand for his achchaai in trying to save sid. no good deed goes unpunished in tellywood, and thus this man will have to suffer more than anyone else here. 

WHAT EVEN ARE THESE AWKWARD CUTS AND EDITS LORD DOES NO ONE WORKING ON THIS SHOW GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEE?????

sid standing like a sulky toddler in one corner. lord the way they ruined this characterrrrrrrrrr. main kabhi maaf nahi karoongi.

i realllllllllly do not care for this dumbass expository conversation. just get it the fuck over with.

YES SID DO THE RIGHT THING LET HER MOVE ON WITH MR SINGH PLS GOD JUST LET MY GIRL GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol now both of them are angstily crying over........ their mutual crush on mr singh and his unlimited achchaai?

mr singh is here to talk sense into everyone’s heads, as per usual.

lmaooooooooooooooo @ sid awkwardly standing here listening to this conversation about all this mohabbat mr singh has for ishani.

blah blah blah khatam karo yaaaar, sar phataa jaa raha hai. ‘

ok this took a weird-ish turn and lol i am sid, awkwardly lingering here like “should i go or like... mera yahaan hone ka kuch matlab bhi hai??”

haaan lucky toh hai siddhant. who tf comes out of a coma with a brain tumour and still survives and regains all his motor functions back IMME-FUCKING-DIATELY?????? a “lucky” medical miracle, that’s whom.

HANDSHAKE?????????? IN THESE CORONA INFESTED TIMES??????????????? WHAT TF YOU PPL EVEN DOING?!?!?! SOCIAL DISTANCING, PPL!!!!!!! FFS YOU’RE IN THE MEDICAL FIELD?!?!?!?!?!!

blah blah blah, kar diya mr singh ne apni biwi ka kanyadaan uske aashiq ko. no one even bothered to give her time to like sit down and really think about what she wanted to do with her life after all these chaotic revelations. bas passed her over from one man to another like she’s some kinda property. cool. patriarchy zindaabaaad.

that’s the most bhai-behen-ly hug i have ever seen. dupatta phaad ke raakhi baand le isko, behen.

lmao at least kunal got to cheese it up in the last shot. good for him.

ok now fuck this i’m off to watch the new ep of brooklyn nine nine. i deserve it as a reward for sitting through this bullcrap.

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 27.08.19 lb

ugh starting itself with rohan/pari???? no. absolutely not. fuckkkkkkkk offffffffffffff.

lol ofc nishi is one of those women who picks hangry arguments with her husband about the chand not coming out.

yk ne rohit ka bhanda phod diya. the only thing he asked of you was to not let anyone know he was at the kewalramanis! (oh and also pretend to be his gay partner from hereon, but there seemed to be no secrecy around that.) 

akash is back to being a goddamn pain in the butt.

also he kinda looks like a menacing lump of upma today. the kind i don't like, with tons of veggies in it.

"propose"???? could you ppl calm your fucking tits, my god. at this rate you’ll be picking out names for the babies by next week.

snort. ofc.

"officially"???? abhi se grahpravesh karvaayenge kya uska?????

oh boy. thodaaaa zyaada hi suhaagan. she looks right out of a karwachauth mahaepisode.

rohit is right in his distress. yeh kyaaaaa hai???

(but also, he slipped in a compliment about how nice she was looking at the kewalramanis!)

literally what the hell, sona? SHAGUN?!?!?!?!?! you didn't even wanna do this whole drama in the first place for more than one night and now you're here with shagun??????????? oyyyy veyyyyy.

"main sonakshi se pyaar karta hoon! parvati se nahi."

lol packup karwa diya shagun waale bechaaro ka.

simple aur classy. we have an idea of dr. sippy's aesthetics now. (and it seems to be the exact opposite of how every woman in his family dresses.)

she can't change all this without sunita. but why fear when dr. sippy is here!!!!

ASLKJDFDLSKJFLKSJFKS ROHIT, GIVE A BITCH SOME WARNING. AND I MEAN ME, NOT SONA, BUT I’M SURE SHE WOULD HAVE APPRECIATED A HEADS-UP TOO, BEFORE YOU PLANTED YOUR LIPS RIGHT UP ON HER NECK.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG.

"tum jaao, mujhe change karna hai."

"nahi."

sksksksksksk whut, dr. sippy kuch zyaada hi involve ho rahe ho is drame mein?

(but also, i feel like he spoke out of impulse, and then came up with what followed as a cover up?)

all an elaborate ruse to get her to open her hair! *deeeeeep happy sighhhhhhhhhh*

btw, sona is a little tooooooo obliging haan? khud bhagwan bhi neeche aake tell me to wash my hair on a day it's not scheduled, and i'd tell him the most adamant NO. and my hair is muchhhhh shorter than hers.

alsdkjalsdkjlasd he’s gawking at her to ‘ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga....’ DR. SIPPY, YOU A GONERRRRRRR.

he can't talk!!!!!!!!!!!! his mouth is moving, but there’s nothing coming out!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's literally speechless!!!!!!!! rohit sippy, who has a wiseass remark for EVERYTHING, cannot muster up the words!

YAS BOY, YOU GIVE MY QUEEN THE RESPECT AND APPRECIATION SHE DESERVES!!!!!!!!!

his voice legit got deeper when he said "sonakshi" and i died 3 times and came back to life. oufffffffffff.

yes, love my girl! love her good!!!!

ouff nishi. why such a regina george?

veena and tanya to the rescue.

waise tanya is perfectly adorable. wtf is rohan’s problem????? fucking loser.

(un)intended parallel that the moon appeared as soon as sonakshi did?

lmao buckle up rohit, it's going to be a long night of these stinkfaces.

ohhhhhh boy, isse pooja bhi karwayenge. it's her first visit you guys, can you stop overwhelming her like this????

lol stinkface #2 and 3 in quick succession.

ugh nishiiiiiiiii.

god i love veena for not buying into that apshagun nonsense and overreacting. *kisses her hands*

stinkface #4. god, fuck you rohit; majaaaal hai jo tum kuch bhi karo, yun commentary pass karne ke alaava.

yk Knows. i honestly love him. i think he’s in the ajit/veena tier for me in fav characters after ronakshi.

ok it was cute at first, but now it's bordering on annoying on how vimmi keeps referring to sona as "parvati". like the worshiping and all can still be funny, but come on, call her by her real name!

ajit is so rudra singh oberoi, unwilling to give up claim to bhaiyya to new bhaabi (even one that he himself chose!)

blah blah blah blah.

yeah this tradition i can get behind. feeding each other, nom nom nom.

lol vimmi made bharwa karela specially for sona.

ok this karela looks more burnt than bharwa though.

"meri baari hai na?" hahahaha mauka pe chauka.

the family's faces!!!!!!!1

lol what a brat.

nosy chachu ko sonakshi ki bhi saari info chahiye.

omg vimmi shush!

god, she's so damn wholesome.

oh great everyone's making weird faces at the 10th grade padhai thing.

rohit's reassuring blink is all she needs though.

naren asking the real questions; “tumhe rohit kaise pasand aa gaya??”; coz queen, you can honestly do so much better.

ajit adding some science waala funda about opposites attract and all. as if he had NOTHING to do with all this. 

passive aggressive papad crumbling/eating as a warning.

ugh rohan tumhe main sau chaantein na lagaoon? chup raho pls. beghairat.

mummy wholeheartedly approves of sona. aur kyaaaaaaa chahiye?

oh right, bua ka bhi approval. sigh, we are desi, afterall. kuladevata se lekar watchman/maali tak ka NOC chahiye hota hai yahaan pe shaadi karne ke liye.

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy. raima is in mumbai. aaaand rohit might have come upon her?

ugh, i'm not ready for this yetttttttttt. let her go be in chandigarh for a while, during which my ronakshi can get a little closer!!!!! i need angst, proper angst whenever this raima track actually does come up!

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 12.08.19 lb

that sanjivani lb legit exhausted me. had to take a 3 hour nap after it.

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god i really want a samosa rn. it's been ages since i've had a good one.

sona is talking about how she wishes she can go back in time and prevent what happened to pooja and this fool is munching samosa and looking at his jacket in her bag. abbe tere behen ki baat kar rahi hai!!!!!

oh sona, you're a good actress, but you're not THAT good.

"ichchadhaari saamp aadmi."

thoda zyaada mazze nahi le raha yeh?

god i am dying of second hand embarrassment for my girl. rohit eat your damn samosa and gtfo man.

snort. i like ravi bhaiyya.

oh baby girl.

he's enjoying this. he's really really enjoying this.

the way she's handing it over..... as if she's handing over her dil wrapped up in the jacket. girl you're a professional actress for godssake. HIDE YOUR CRUSH BETTER.

nethra watching this from bg, and smirking away to god's glory.

oh goddddddd, her lovey heart is amplifying this jacket (given with oodles of sexy smoulder) as a reciprocation of crushy feelings.

god sis, you’ve got it soooooooooo bad. i do not envy you at all, being in love is hella embarrassing and i never want to do it.

i really really wish nishi was there to beat sumit up. i was robbed of this, i tell you, robbed!

shut up Insignificant Sippy Brother™.

pooja actress looks like a love child of aditi rao hydari and malavika mohanan.

ok blah blah speech by badi mama.

due credit to sonakshi.

mummy's approving smile at rohit finally seeing the good side of sonakshi is the sweetest.

pari stalking ISB. don't care, fwding.

blah blah suman praising her for it.

lol i never recognize ajit when his hair is pushed back.

haha rohit commented on it too.

blah blah sapiens3 wing, more patients etc etc.

"sir iske liye toh humein sonakshi maam ko thank karna chahiye!"

"unhone invent kii hai?" lmaooooooooooooooo

dude wtf, this show's lvl of ppl stanning sonakshi is a little ridiculous. what the fuck even are these other doctors suggesting, ki sonakshi come visit patients as parvati every month?!?!?! IT'S THE MOST DUMBASS IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. LIKE.... IF I WAS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL AND SOME TELLYWOOD ACTOR CAME TO ME AND STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE TECHNOLOGY USED TO OPERATE ON ME, I WOULD GENUINELY THINK I'M TRIPPING ON MY MEDS OR SOME SHIT.

GOD THIS IS A REALLLLLLLLLLL BAD DAY FOR MEDICINE ON TELLYWOOD.

rohit is smiling at marketing team like "not my circus, not my monkeys."

"sonakshi ki maa se baat karni hogi."

"aapko!" lmao this fucker.

sumit-less story strategy session.

lmao same track was on other show "kya karegi simmo?" (inspired by kya hoga nimmo ka?)

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh rohit was not worried at all. ainvayi bringing up his name in conversations? girl you honestly need to start crushing like an adult instead of a 14 year old.

"thodi si dosti shuru ho rahi hai...." she says, as if she isn't mentally doodling his name over and over with hearts all around it.

nethra also crushing a little bit on rohit. but like..... a healthy amount.

"tumhare surgeon..." oh nethra, aag pe ghee mat daalo pls.

WHEN WILL THEY PHASE OUT THESE BREAKING THE FOUTH WALL SCENES????????? I REALLY DO NOT LIKE THEMMMMMM.

um no, sona. i really don't think you need to gift rohit anything in return for his old, used jacket. you already helped him out a lot, at great personal expense. thoda toh limit rakho yaar. stop being the giving tree.

ugh suman.

poor YK. 

lmaooooooo nishi’s reaction to this situation.

ajit appreciation break. he's like a squishy lil bunny. (though his hair kinda makes him look like a lion rn.)

rohit, if you knew all this, then why didn't you offer to talk to sonakshi directly in the first place? ainvayi YK ko suman ki khari-khoti sunwaa di.

this girl is lost in flashbacks with title track, just like her writer suggested.

oh boy. dinner. SHE'S GONNA THINK IT'S SOMETHING MORE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T WATCH THIS I'M GETTING TOO MUCH MICHMICHIIIIIIIIII.

sach kaha, ladko ke liye gift lena bohut hi mushkil hai. main toh kehti hoon 101 rs do aur khatam karo siyappa.

OH GOD SONA WHAT ARE THESE GIRLFRIEND TYPE GIFTS FOR A DUDE YOU'VE JUST STARTED TO GET TO KNOW????? MY GOD, SIS, GET A DAMN GRIP. AT THIS POINT HE DESERVES NOTHING MORE THAN A KEYCHAIN OR SOME SHIT.

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