#also why did this show feel like the hunger games x the titanic x murder on the orient express

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My thought process on Snowpiercer (season 1):

Wow Layton's a dilf. Tell me to rebel daddy.

Till is the love of my life and also the only valid cop to ever exist. Also I'm surprised she made it so far considering Netflix's reputation with their queer character. But did she really have to break up with Jinju? :(

On the other hand, fuck Jinju, she had the audacity to be angry at Till for keeping things from her when she, herself, kept the biggest dirtiest secret of the whole damn train along with Melanie.

The actor who plays Ben looks like a ripoff of Ben Barnes (yes I'm aware the name coincidence makes it funnier) and the guy who plays Javi looks like a ripoff of Mark Ruffalo. Also WOW Ben go fuck yourself for that betrayal in episode 10.

I don't like Zara. I don't care about Zara. I don't find her relationship with Layton romantic at all. Literally somebody yeet her off the train, please.

On that topic, I love Layton, but the dude was ready to sacrifice everyone for the revolution until Zara hit him with the baby news and suddenly he was like "aight fuck our efforts, fuck those who died to get us here and fuck the revolution, my estranged wife who betrayed my current girlfriend and got her killed and made sure that my adoptive son lost a mother figure for the second time, told me she's gonna have my child so, I'm out".

Also when he had to make the hard choice he finally understood Melanie. I liked that detail.

At the same time fuck Melanie, bitch you tried but you didn't try hard enough and there were things you didn't have to do anyway like, oh I dunno, torture and kill Josie.

God works hard but Ruth Wallard (was that her last name? I kind of forgot) works harder. My anarchist soul wants to bash her head through a wall but my gay soul cannot resist this adorably stressed, prim and proper stickler-to-the-rules milf lady who's just clinging desperately to the one (1) thing that's keeping her sane and safe (in her opinion) during this post apocalyptic hellscape nightmare.

Os and Till are mlm wlw hostility, don't you just love to see it.

Listen idgaf about the morality of any of this I love LJ. Good riddance to her godawful mother tho.

I loved the mini-redemption Os had after the near-derailment of the train? How he and till held hands because God damnit they were partners and (I'd like to believe) sort of friends, and in the end he didn't betray her.

Also Os and LJ in the end of the season are the perfect ship and I was blind to it all along, I hope they get to be assholes together in S2.