#also when tzc went to chume labs and mike downed pac and pac was like bet fit is coming here in two seconds chrono

[pommunist]

mentally i’m still there (the day mike came back wrong)

fist we get morning crew going on a rescue mission to save mike but he’s all traumatised and weird

then the ICONIC cryptic messages in chat saying he’s gonna kill ramon. then mike going on a tangent saying he doesn’t trust fit and he’s gonna kill the eggs and fit shouldn’t talk to pac because mike knows what he did (is it lore ? is he just crazy ? we will never know and i wouldn’t have it any other way). mind you this is all taking place in front of a strip club btw.

then phil arrives and he’s like what the fuck is going on and then FOOLISH arrives and he’s like thats crazy anyway dapper made me a guillotine once maybe this could fix mike. sadly this doesn’t fix him but foolish is like you know what could help ? cocaine.

and kelp DID help so now mike is a different kind of crazy he can hear the universe and smell colors. good for him.

everything is back to normal (as normal as it can be anyway) so time for mike to go back to the infirmary and have a good night sleep. sleep doesn’t come that easy tho but thankfully bbh is here to save the day and drop anvils on his head.

the end