#also when i started watching tokrev mikey and takuya confused me cause they looked alike so

[mulletmitsuya]

Toman groupchat

Warnings: swearing

Baji: Mikey can you stop staring at Takemitchy for one goddamn second we're literally in a meeting😐

Mikey: shut the fuck up you dumb bitch this isn't dm

Mikey: delete that message rn istg Baji

Draken: bro you're the one who's suppose to be leading this meeting

Draken: i'm so tired of doing shit for you

Draken: THIS IS LITERALLY YOU'RE GANG GET OFF YOUR PHONE DIPSHIT

Mikey: maybe calm down Ken-chin

Mitsuya: why are you all on your phones

Mitsuya: this is serious

Kazutora: what's this meeting even about

Chifuyu: guys...

Takemitchy: guys please Takuya was beaten up again we have to do something

Draken: why does Takuya get into so many fights??

Draken: he seems pretty unproblematic

Takemitchy: he's very pretty 😔

Draken: ...uh, okay

Draken: wait, huh?

Mistuya: yeah i'll agree on that but what does that have to do with him getting into fights

Mikey: lol Takemitchy are you in love with him or something

Mikey: he isn't that pretty to be honest

Mikey: idk he seems kinda twinky

Draken: 😐

Hakkai: context, Takemitchy

Chifuyu: i mean if we were being beaten up for our looks we all know who'd be targeted the most😁

Kazutora: you're actually very ugly Chifuyu

Chifuyu: do you ever blink

Baji: we're not doing this again

Mitsuya: Takemitchy please explain the Takuya thing, he's literally in the hospital every other week

Mistuya: also where are you

Takemitchy: sorry my bad i went to the bathroom

Baji: bet you were shitting huh

Baji: gross

Takemitchy: ....uhm

Draken: leave him alone

Mikey: what's wrong with shitting

Mikey: don't be embarrassed Takemitchy we all poop

Mikey: even me

Kazutora: what are we talking about right now

Mitsuya: can we please stay on topic

Takemitchy: ok so

Takemitchy: lots of guys flirt with Takuya thinking he's a girl

Takemitchy: then when he tells them he's a guy they get really mad

Takemitchy: it happens a lot

Takemitchy: usually we're all there to protect him but yeah

Draken: ohhh

Draken: that's pretty sad actually

Draken: ok so plan of action

Baji: damn

Baji: one of y'all just pretend to be his boyfriend so they can fuck of idk

Chifuyu: *off

Baji: leave me alone

Chifuyu: it's our literature test next week so no, i won't leave you alone Baji-san

Chifuyu: you promised to stop making your mother cry with your grades😕

Mikey: she cries when she see's them???💀

Kazutora: how is the Takuya thing Toman related🗿

Draken: he's our friend

Draken: so it relates

Draken: and yeah maybe Baji's idea would work i genuinly don't know how to solve this

Draken: just look out for it guys

Chifuyu: yeah we gotta protect the littles

Chifuyu: of topic but Takuya is a lil cute ngl

Baji: first of all, you're 5'4, you are the littles😐

Baji: and yeah

Baji: also

Baji: *off

Chifuyu: touchè

Mikey: not cuter than me tho, right Takemitchy?

Baji: he wasn't even part of...

Baji: nvm

Chifuyu: oh he's at the hospital with Takuya, Mikey-kun

Mikey: this meeting was very disorganised, my bad

Mikey: anyway, off to bed, g'night

Draken: it's noon...

Mikey: and?

Draken: yeah you're right nvm