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hiya.
you can call me v, like the english letter. i'm 24 and a professional user of they/them. i'm black and an nb aroace lesbian. which is a mouthful, so i just like to say queer dyke or eldritch lesbian. they're synonymous for my identity.
this is a blog for talking about my physical shit, neurodivergence (autism + adhd), mental illness (C-PTSD, DID, OCD), and my experiences being black and queer. it was originally just gonna be for physical shit (and still mostly is tbh) but y'know.
i've got funny b
i might talk about S, L, A, and M a lot on here. S is my therapist, L is my previous case manager, A is my current case manager, and M is my APN :)
uhh idk what else to put here. my pfp was emu otori for a while but now it's rui kamishiro bc he vibes with me a lot tbh.
i also sometimes post general project sekai shenanigans here; it's less fandom stuff (i have Anxiety), and more gameplay. proseka is smth i can see visible progress in and therefore gives me comfort. i also just love vocaloid and have since high school. if you're curious, i'm at a point of practicing Expert difficulty, getting through 23s easily and learning 24s and easier 25s :)
likes come from elsewhere.
boundaries + fyi
if you don't wanna see my vents, you can filter "#v is venting". that's my neg tag.
i don't have a dni because the kind of people i'd have in my dni wouldn't respect my dni anyway. but i do not have the time, energy, or fucks to give to people who engage with me in bad faith in any sort of meaningful way. you'll probably just get ignored. i also block liberally.
sorry if i tricked you into thinking i'm a pjsk acc i just hurt a lot and enjoy the viddygame and think i'm funny. v unfortunate combination
respect my banners please lol. i really don't like when my posts get derailed and like it and blocking are the only ways to get around that and i'd rather TRY being polite first lol
any posts that have any emoji other than 💛 (which isn't a sign-off) are me keeping track of who was present with me/who i was when i made a post, just because it's helpful for me. no, i will not be giving specific information about those parts. it literally makes no difference to you.
more stuff will be added and removed as needed.
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@anticiajk tagged me-! Thank you!!
Last song: World Eater by Ashnikko,,,,,,
Favorite color: GREEN!!! 💚💚💚💚💚💚
Last movie/show: Uhh...I think the last show I watched was Kiff, rec'd by a coworker and I needed smth funny that goes down easy, so, I'm working through it slowly, an ep before bed to calm my brain, 8'D It's a great time tbh!
Next on my watchlist: My watchlist is miles long so Idk, but I really need to finally watch the new Bleach arc...was so excited for it and have left it sitting for so long.... OTL (There's also a bunch of shit I want to REwatch. I'm tired of swallowing new shows/movies at the speed of light. I just wanna take my time and savor something I really like again.)
Last game: Does exploring the Welcome Home ARG site count..........? If not, it was Lego Star Wars! Again bc I needed something gentler that I knew would be fun, and Lego games are my favorite for that, :')
Last book: I keep buying books but have not read one in 249864 centuries thanks
Sweet/savory/spicy: Savory and/or spicy for sure. Not as big on sweets,
Relationship status: lmao.
Last thing I Googled: .....I think it was to check what time a pizza place closes? x'D
Current obsession:
Greatest flaw: Take your pick, I am a mess of flaws and they get the better of me daily ....The most annoying one, tho, is how hard I struggle to simply exist as myself without feeling like everyone is staring at me, judging me hardcore for doing literally every single tiny thing wrong.
Fic I’m currently reading: Truly genuinely I have not been able to find any fic to enjoy these days, and I don't have the energy to dig/sift/search anymore.
........Sorry am really not up to tagging anyone today, 8'D;;;;;
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thank you so much for the tag!!! took me a sec to get to this,
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🌈💫 - my favorite colors r green n yellow . i like all shades of green, and specific shades of yellow (im picky w my yellow shades,) most of these shades include orange leaning yellows and light summery/sunny yellows. like i said before i enjoy all shades of green but some of my favorites are yellow toned greens (light and dark) and minty greens
🪻💫 - last song i listened to was Rabbit Hole by DECO*27. it's one of my favorite songs, and listening to it on repeat is an act of stimming for me agfehjgghj its also a big creative inspiration helper for me. i love this song so much so dearly
(here it is linked because it'd be a shame if yall didnt listen to it)
🍀💫 - last thing i read was um. nothing! ive still been too exhausted to catch up on all the stuff im currently reading ,,, im so so so so behind on so many things its not even funny anymore man god someone help me
🫧💫 - well you guys will be happy to know that, since the last time i did one of these, i HAVE finally watched something! uhh it wasnt a movie, but the last show i watched was the first two episodes of Dark Gathering on i think thursday of last week o7 if we truly want to be technical the last movie i watched was the fnaf movie in theatres in october,,,,,,
🌞💫 - currently craving ... a lot of things rn. ciabatta roll pizza being the first one i thought of. but i also really want vanilla ice cream ..,,, i want something sweet incredibly badly. could also go for a big steak rn.
🌚💫 - coffee or tea? neither sorry gang. but if i had to choose then it would be coffee even if it gives me severe shakes. first and last time i had coffee was when one of my old friends bought me one in middle school (it was chocolate flavored) and i couldnt focus and couldnt stop shaking/being incredibly anxious and giggly after drinking it o7 i prefer sodas and 'energy drinks' (i know people dont count gatorade as energy drinks but i do bcs thats what i grew up callin them. i think if i had an actual energy drink i'd straight up die given the effect coffee had on me. but i'd prefer an energy drink over coffee i think because i dont like the smell of coffee, and smell is a big part of food/drink for me. im unfortunately incredibly picky with eating.)
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gosh i dont really know who to tag here this time ,,, so whoever wants to do this, feel free to use this as your entry point ^_^ !!
Q&A brought to you by @moonliched! Thanks for the tag! 💙💙💙
Rules: Answer the questions and tag 9 people.
☀️ favorite color: Blue! All shades of it really
🌙 last song listened to: 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.) by Will Wood
☀️currently reading: Ace In The Hole by Certified_Handler on Ao3
🌙 currently watching: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. (Binging everything while I draw lmao)
☀️ currently craving: Sunflower seeds and tres leches cake
🌙 coffee or tea: Tea ofc, with honey
I tag @mariheadspace @sun-e-chips @nosleepgummitato @ikamigami @virtualglittervoid @gemigemigemi @yellowrabbitfurry @dalimaly and @firephoenix2020!!!
#salmon jibberish#mutuals!!#tag game#i should go to the store and get myself a treat soon im craving something sweet so bad#thank you so very much for tagging me! 🫶🫶#Spotify#mandatory 'curse you unremoveable spotify tag' shakes my fist in the air
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Read this fic (&it’s sequel) about Emmet joining Ingo in Hisui as a Hisuian Zoroark by @frozencinders and felt inspired. Go check it out! It’s really good!
#sorry for being so quiet lately the comic is sucking out all my energy like a demon#i WILL finish that thing. that is a threat#but till then all my maxie archie energy is being taken up for it WGGG i am so sorry#so in the meantime! have some train guys i guess!#OH also on that final pic its meant to be the sign for ‚win‘ but technically its missing the latter half of the motion#/smash cut to emmet aggressively signing that sentence back at him in the hopes hell take the hint#uhh also the markings on zoroark emmets face r meant to mimic their weird ass sideburns#n the stripes on waist the like. coat stripes!#also technically zoroark r apparently normally only like . 1.6m#n there’d b no real reason for emmet to grow larger then that/his original height when transforming#BUT i thought having him tall would b funny so he is now#would the malice scars the hisuian zoroark have b bcus of the initial anger from into being yeeted from the timeline...#ingo* autocorrect leave their names be please#beef w god personified#oh uhm. do i tag this?#what is his tag even??/#subway boss emmet#wont tag ingo for just that tiny cameo doodle#pla spoilers#just in case i guess#FORGOT THAT TAG AT FIRST BUT HERE IT IS NOW
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what batman was a target or smth
[borderless version under the cut]
#martzipan#had this idea in my head for a lil bit. i think it ends with c//atwoman kicking the shit outta him#if i get the energy i'll doodle that. no full drawings tho#ALSO FORGIVE MY INABILITY TO MAKE BMAN WIDE I AM. not good at muscular body types#OH right uhh main tags#the riddler#batman#his little question mark logo is fun to draw i like it. doodleable#IGNORE HOW LAZY THE BG IS I DID THIS LITERALLY IN ONE LIKE 4 HOUR SITTING#played around a lil bit with my shading style. same blocks but now w some airbrushed transparency added in. idk how much i like it#but i tried it out so! yay#sorry for these tag thoughts being so disjointed. it is like midnight#anywho. riddler is so funny to me. i'm not surprised that the tumblr girlies are fawning over him but to me this is just funny fucked up guy#*points at mass murderer* silly#wanted to call the stream like. 'batman unboxing' bc heehee but it just sounds like dismemberment#but i think this would be more abt like. riddler's little parasocial relationship#so. had to change it slightly#i was gonna queue this but eh. i'll just daybump instead
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Jaemin Soulmate!AU
Jaemin has a reputation as a “cool” kind of guy, which is why he wears bracelets to hide the words permanently etched on his left wrist
“Wait- if it’s not butter, then what is it?”
Jisung and Haechan are notorious for giving him shit for having a ‘weird’ soulmate, but Jaemin thinks it’s kind of funny, honestly
Like great question dude but,,, why are you asking me this
Jaemin’s apartment is around the corner from a little family-owned grocery store that he’s frequented since his high school days.
He’s very much a regular, to the point of the owner being like “Jaemin…. Please just work here. You already know where everything is”
To which Jaemin has to respectfully decline, because he wants to focus on his dancing and singing, and working too much would get in the way of practicing.
That, however, does not stop the old man from sending customers with questions to Jaemin whenever he comes in.
Because Jaemin is too polite to be like “uhh I don’t work here, good luck”, he always ends up helping them
But secretly, he doesn’t mind. He thinks that maybe one day, his soulmate will be the next one to ask him a question.
Even after repeated questions about “how much does this cost?”, “when do you guys open tomorrow?”, “when will the next shipment of bok choy be in?”, he still isn’t terribly bothered.
The other employees chastise the boss for sending customers to Jaemin, but the old man is always like “he knows this store better than you all do. That’s why he gets a discount higher than yours”
Employee discount: 15 percent off all merchandise
Na Jaemin discount: 20 percent off all merchandise
It’s an unspoken rule amongst employees that Na Jaemin gets a discount, but they are NEVER to mention it to him! He knows that business has been rough recently and wouldn’t accept the generosity, but the boss thinks Jaemin is too skinny and wants him to be able to afford to eat well.
Now lovely reader, this is where you come in. You recently got a job at this grocery store but you work in the back, so you have never seen the famous “Na Jaemin” that all your fellow employees chat about so frequently.
Coworker #1: “Ugh, he’s like SO dreamy”
Coworker #2: “I know right? He’ll have no trouble becoming an idol at this rate”
Meanwhile you’re like “lol what who? Also where is the printer for printing clearance labels”
You specifically applied for the back of house position because you did not want to talk to people.
It’s not that you’re antisocial by any means- honestly it’s the opposite. It’s just that you have the tendency to say whatever you’re thinking with absolutely no filter.
So in the past when more…. challenging… customers have talked down to you, you gave back the same energy without thinking.
Management was not happy,,, so you were like “mmmm maybe I should just keep to myself and everyone would be happier”
One day though, it seems that you’re shit out of luck.
Your work bestie calls you at 3 in the morning on your day off saying that her kid has a fever and she’s gotta stay home and take care of him.
You have no plans other than generally being a lazy lump at home, and she’s always had your back at work, so you’re like “girl don’t worry about it, I got your shift. I’ll make some chicken noodle soup for him too”
To which she’s like “bitch if I hadn’t found my soulmate already I would’ve snatched you up T-T”
You giggle and tell her to try and get some rest- both her and her kid.
And then sleep another blissful 4 hours before rolling in for the 8am shift.
When you get there, boss man is like “ayeee so you’re covering for her shift which is stocking shelves, are you gonna be okay doing that?”
You: “Ahaha yeah it’ll be fine~ just please don’t send customers to me oh my gosh”
Boss Man: “Don’t worry, I just saw Jaemin walk in. I’ll send them to him”
You: “... who is Jaemin”
Boss Man: “He’s my FAVORITE!! Remember that!”
You: “Oh, okay!! Yes sir!”
You’re like fifteen minutes into your shift and you’re already on edge because all you’ve done so far is dodge all the old ladies who are shopping this early.
No actual products have been put on the shelves yet, or at least not by your hands.
Settling down in the dairy section, you relax a bit and start putting cold products in the cold shelves fixed to the wall.
And of course- things are in the wrong place. Why would anyone put anything back where it belongs?
Picking up a product, you glance at the label out of sheer boredom more than anything.
“Wait- if it’s not butter, then what is it?”, you say to yourself.
Or so you think.
“Yeah, that is like the one question I don’t know how to answer”, you hear a masculine voice say from behind.
You spin around and look up into the man’s face.
And oh boy is that a nice looking face.
“Oh I’m sorry, I- WAIT”, you start, before you realize what he said.
Grabbing his left wrist, you push up the bracelets to reveal what you’d just said. Then you drop his hand out of sudden shyness, and because it’s not cool just to grab people.
“Do… do you mind if I look at your wrist as well?”, he asks quietly.
You roll up your sleeve and present him with your arm. He delicately wraps his fingers around your wrist and flips it over to read the words written”
He drops your wrist and sinks into a squat, flopping his arms over his head and looking at the ground.
“Oh my gosh why did I say something so lame…”
“Umm,,, to be fair,,, I did ask you about butter so by comparison yours isn’t that bad,,,,”, you try to comfort him, and he lifts his head up to meet your gaze.
“You mean that? It wasn’t like the lamest thing you’ve ever heard?”
“Oh I’ve heard much lamer things, don’t worry!”, you say with a cheery smile that contrasts your words entirely.
He stands up again and clasps your hands in his. With a look of determination he looks straight into your soul and asks:
“What time do you get off work?”
You tell him, but let him know that you’ll be busy after work making chicken noodle soup for your coworker and her son.
He’s like “oh you can cook?” and you’re like “lol no but I’m gonna die trying”
He writes his phone number on your arm (next to your soulmate tattoo) and is like “text me when you’re done with work and I’ll swing by and walk you home and maybe I can help you cook”
And quickly clarifies “ONLY IF YOU’RE COMFORTABLE WITH ME IN YOUR HOME, I UNDERSTAND IF BECAUSE WE JUST MET YOU-”
You’re like “dude,,,, it’s fine, we are literally destined to be together. Also if you try anything I’ll just beat you up so it’s chill”
Looking at his watch, he sprints makes a beeline for the checkout counter, going on about he’s gonna be so later and Haechan’s never gonna let it go if he’s late twice in a row, and something else but by that point he’s so far away from the dairy aisle you can only hear muffled sounds where words should be.
The next several hours could not go by ANY SLOWER.
Starting off today, you figured the day would go by quickly because you’d be preoccupied figuring out how to do something new, but now all you can think about is pretty soulmate boy.
And how he never mentioned his name, but to be fair, it was a rather quick exchange.
What feels like centuries later, your shift is coming to a close so you grab the ingredients you the internet tells you you need for the soup and head to your favorite cashier.
Somehow the front of the store is both quiet and abnormally loud for this time of night.
“Jaemin’s been waiting there for fifteen minutes? Do you think he’s waiting for someone?”
“Maybe he needs to talk to the boss? Usually he’d just ask one of us to grab him but he’s just standing outside”
“Ugh it’s so cold, should we tell him to come inside?”
You glance over to the crowd of coworkers towards the entrance and break out into a smile.
“Just keep ringing me up, I’ll be right back!”, you tell the cashier and fast walk past the small crowd.
Peeping your head out the door, you greet him.
“Are you cold? Come inside, I’m almost done”
“Oh okay, should I wait by the door though?”
“No, come with me. I wanna show you off~”, you instruct and he raises an eyebrow, but plays along.
Holding open the door for him, he scuffles his way in and shyly offers his hand.
Gladly, and with a pounding heart, you lock your fingers between his.
“Your hands are freezing, dude”
“Shhh it’s fine. I was trying to be cool, okay”, he jokes with you as you walk back to the register
Ringing up your items, the cashier is looking at you and him with raised eyebrows, and you’re just like “shut up jessica I’ll explain tomorrow”
The two of you walk back to your apartment and spend the rest of the night cooking and talking about everything and nothing.
The more you learn about Jaemin, the more confident you are that the universe got this one right.
Even when most things feel unclear, you know this person is someone you can always rely on.
(also when you bring your sick work bestie the soup, Jaemin insists on tagging along and she’s like “omg Y/N that’s JAEMIN” and you’re like “I KNOW” and he’s like “hi here’s some soup, also why do you know my name”
#me?? posting actual content?? more likely than you'd think#nct#nct dream#nct u#na jaemin#jaemin#nct jaemin#nct scenarios#nct scenario#nct soulmate au#kpop soulmate au#nct imagines#nct imagine#jaemin scenarios#jaemin imagines#jaemin scenario#jaemin imagine#jaemin x reader#nct x reader#nct dream x reader#nct na jaemin#nct writing#NCT Dream Scenarios#nct dream imagines#nct dream scenario
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Things I Associate With The Boys-
(aside from the obvious)
Lucifer
Spray bottle- he cleans up his brothers messes- also he wears gloves and apparently thats enough for brain to make connection....also he probably has used a spray bottle as a form of discipline at some point-
Mammon
Pineapple- ok more likely than not, this is a colour association thing, but this one works as a nickname- Pineapples- but also because back in the 1700′s-1800′s a single pineapple costed $8000 in today’s money- and renting a pineapple- yes renting a pineapple started at $5000- ok I’m way off track now but Mammon in as much as he is sweet he can be a little tart when it comes to you spending time with someone else-
Levi
Chapstick- again, I don’t really know why- I really don’t know why until I start typing and then I’m too lazy to delete the though process sorry y’all- maybe it has to do with how much he snacks and the energy drinks he has- between salt from chips and not drinking actual water, he would use chapstick to stop his lips from getting dry because he doesn’t like the way they look or feel when they are...idk man I got like.. five mL left of brain juice bear with me-
Satan
Rattle (like...a baby rattle-)- because he’s the baby of the family probably- IKIK he fell as full grown-ass man but he’s still the youngest- also if you’ve never had the experience of holding an angry child and giving them a toy I encourage you to be careful- they find it funny when you say no more hitting-
If not a rattle, then curtains- reason being that he’s always putting on a show, always hiding away his anger while he puts on an act and hopes nobody provokes him-
Asmo
Dew drop- (ok that’s my nickname for him now shhh) but honestly I don’t really know why I associate this with Asmo. Maybe it’s because to me seeing dew in the morning is a simple pleasure. While Asmo is far from simple, perhaps it’s moreso that people need to see him as more than a demon that only wants sexual pleasure- but little things too..little things to make our little dew drop content
Beel
A Lovebird- Again, idk! Maybe it’s the colouring some lovebirds are, (green, yellow, red-) that make me think of mangoes and just...Beel’s red hair and bottomless appetite- also he’s just really sweet and struggles to be by himself.
Belphie
Hedgehog- uhh...first nocturnal animal that came to mind without wings? Probably- or horns on Belphie vs little spikes- will hiss at you if displeased, will sleep around you if comfortable...:D
Barbatos
Campfire- hUH ok so probably has to do with the fact he seems the most mysterious to me, but very intriguing, almost like when someone tells a story around a campfire...there’s a different feeling being around a fire and telling a story versus anywhere else, but combined with the sounds of the forest, a bright moon and stars above, and an enchanting tale to listen too? Idk to me that feels like almost the same energy Barb exudes all the time-
Diavolo
An Old Stuffy/Doll- As far as we know, Diavolo was an only child growing up, we don’t know how long it’s been since his father has been asleep, and idk if it says later on in the game, but there’s been no mention of a mother. Diavolo likely entertained himself often when he was younger, and clearly didn’t make very many friends until he was a little older. Maybe it’s just me because I was an only child for ten years and wanted siblings, but an old toy...one day was the last day he stopped playing with it- likely the day he grew too lonely to play pretend or he was made to mature whether he liked or not...so now he holds on to that playful spirit because it was something he missed having for a while- (hnn might write a Diavolo angst piece we shall see we shall see I don’t wanna hurt my baby!-)
Solomon
A Cracked Mirror- actually for once not going to make fun of Solomon and say he’s bad luck just his cooking but rather where this superstition started- a Greek foretelling strategy of catoptromancy (the use of a reflective object/surface to tell the future), where looking into a mirror or bowl of water would reveal a person’s soul- if the reflection was cracked, it symbolized the person’s soul being damaged- now I don’t know about you guys but being immortal sounds like a lot of opportunity for pain- it’s not like a cracked mirror is impossible to fix, but it takes time and patience, and if MC can show him that then maybe- maybe he can lower his guard a bit and let them in so they can help him rebuild what may be broken for now.
Simeon
White Marble- mostly pure white, with streaks of grey or black..not everything is clear to or as an angel, just what is “good” and what is “bad” and with enough questioning and trial- marble chips easily..but can also be repaired easily. Is there one clear “right” path?- no and mistakes will be made but they can be fixed...most of the time- (oof this is more abstract than I wanted it to be but fuck it brain juice at 0)
Luke
Flowering Meadow- is this on one of his cards? Idk- but a meadow full of growth, a place to run, a place to let go- there’s no rules in a meadow..just be a kid- Luke has been through a lot and I think its about having room to grow- having room to improve...yeah :3
Anyways, if you choose to do something like this, tag me! Love ya’ll!
Masterlist
#obey me#obey me shall we date#v talks#obey me thoughts#obey me mammon#obey me satan#obey me lucifer#obey me leviathan#obey me asmo#obey me beel#obey me belphie#obey me barbatos#obey me diavolo#obey me solomon#obey me simeon#obey me luke
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DNI (and other information!)
The things that are starred are a trigger of mine, hence why they are here. I didn't think I'd have to make one of these, apologies for doing so. Things aren't under "read more" because that's glitchy, sorry.
-Blogs centered around pro//shipping and anti//shipping. I just don't want the energy from either side here I'm fucking tired /nm.
-TERF or whatever the fuck else you fucks call yourselves.
-P//dophile* or p//do supporter*
-Neo nazi*/racist/homophobic
-Support cringe culture
-Write sm/t of Agent 47/Diana, s/exulize him and Diana*
-If you do not think poly relationships are valid/if you think polyamorus people don't belong in LGBTQ+
-If you bash Dean Winchester*
-If you ship D//ckerst//r*
-K//orkie Ke//nobi theorists*
-Anti MOGAI
-If you bash Satine Kyzie*
-If you ship R//xsoka
-Panphobic*
-Ace/aro exclusionist/phobic
-Exclusionists
-If you don't support neopronouns. If you clowns interact I get to take your fucking knees.
-French (this one is a joke please laugh I am so funny)
Other Info
-If mutuals fall under some of the more specific DNI categories (ex shipping something), you don't have to unfollow. This applies only to mutuals
-I am not the best at tagging things with a tw, please tell me if you need something tagged, I will do it!! I tag as "tw *insert thing*".
-I do take requests for edits and writing. I will not do anything that violates the things listed above (inc//st, p//do, etc). Any NSFT content should be requested on my NSFT side blog, @detective4sideblog.
-My vent posts will be tagged with "rayx vents" so feel free to block that. I also post quite a lot against BBC's Sherlock, and will tag that with "Sherlock bashing", "anti BBC's Sherlock", and I think "tw Sherlock bashing". Again, feel free to block those.
-I consume media critically but in a silent sort of way so I can still find enjoyment in it. Obviously if it's something huge like the racism in The Bad Batch I'll reblog stuff. Idk this is just how I am lmao.
-I try to use tone tags more, please let me know if you need them in DM conversations and I will use them.
-Don't be afraid to ask me if I'm in a fandom, chances are I either am and forgot all about it, I am not (but have interest!), have mutuals who are in it so I rb for them, or I am not in it but wanted to support the CC!! I will also make edits for fandoms I am not in, but I won't write (sorry)
-My AO3 account, Wattpad, (I have other socials but I'm too lazy to list).
-Don't be afraid to hit me up! I am always happy to chat.
-Here's a link for world issues since I had to unpin that post for this one.
-Ways to support Palestine if you can't donate
-A good master post of ways to support Palestine
-I made a Pronouny!!
-My Self Ship Blog
-Uhh use any of my names <3
-A post of how to make the ringing stop that I'm saving here because it's saving my sanity
#dni#do not reblog#pinned post#important#sorry that its so long#and so...cloggy?#I'm at my final straw#also if you break the DNI you get blocked#you don't get a warning ya just get the block#sorry#anyway
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Hi! Can I ask an ikevamp request where the boys find MC's sketchbook and is filled with drawings and doodles of them? If all of the suitors is to much, then just do for Jean, Will, Theo, Mozart, Leo and Comte. Have a nice day! ^^
Bruh this is a genius idea @jeanstan . First of all thanks so much for this request and second of all of coarse I will do all the suitors. Why? Because I’m awesome. No I’m kidding, I’m literally the most clumsy, airheaded person on this planet. Think brain fried Kaminari energy. Also I’m really sorry this took this long. Anywhooo let’s get into it shall we. Tags: @nad-zeta
Ilevamp suitors finding mc’s sketchbook
Comte
you where just chilling in his armchair and doodling him when sleep over took you and fell asleep
being the gentleman he is he picked you up and set you down on his bed tucking you in nicely
then he noticed your sketchbook on the armchair
not even mr. Perfect-guy can resist tacking a little peek at it
so he just looked at the page that was already open
an there he saw a pretty good drawing of him
Comte to his brain: take a peek you said. it will be fine you said. why are you looking through it. you said.
yup he ended up going through your entire sketchbook
he then wrote a little thank you next to your most recent drawing and set it next to you.
when you saw his little note you blushed, but at least he liked it
Leonardo da sleepy
you where both just sitting in the library
you got a bit hungry so you left to get a snack but you accidentally left your notebook there
you know this guy has a thirst for knowledge and that includes figuring out what’s in your notebook
he will pick it up and flip it open expecting to see notes or random drawings
nope nope he sees a bunch of drawings of him with notes like * damn that smile owns my heart* or * UUUUUUH why is he so annoyingly adorable*
This guy has the biggest smirk plastered on his face. when you come back into the room
“ I didn’t know I was annoyingly adorable Cara mia”
cue you turning tomato red
Napoleon
you where sparring ( or where watching the boys spar whatever fits)
after a few rounds you decided to get a drink and offered to bring drinks for the boys too
Jean excused himself and went to the bathroom and Leon was left alone
now your sketchbook was already just on the ground next to your hoodie
he didn’t touch it ‘cause he’s nice, but now..
he decided to take a peek
and he saw a sketch of him sparring
he flipped through it and found more pictures
him sleeping, him laughing, him teaching the kids the best thing that would describe him in this moment that meme: mha heart mah soul
and you catch him with the notebook in his hands
he just walks up to you and hugs you
Isaac
little bean
he stumbles across it by accident, literally stumbles
you dropped it and he tripped on it
he’s like the f is this?
he picks it up and opens it
oh my Lord
he’s as red as an apple ( pun intended😏)
there are a bunch of doodles of him some where he’s holding Harry, some where it’s only him looking through his telescope or just off into the distance
you: Hey Isaac have you seen my...
Isaac: no I haven’t seen the notebook, idk about a notebook, what is a notebook even
poor boy
you just hug him and reassure him you’re not mad, when he mumbles an apology
Jean
precious bean yes Isaac, Jean and Vincent are all beans. COME @ ME
so you carried that notebook around everywhere you went and while he is not as attentive as Arthur he still noticed
so when you left your notebook in his bedroom after bringing him breakfast he couldn’t resist the urge to take a peek
when he sees a bunch of drawing of him he’s..torn
on one hand he’s moved and is actually happy that you drew him on the other he doesn’t understand why you would want to draw someone as impure as him akgkgakgskgfau LOVE HIM PLS
when you come back into the room you panic a little ‘cause he’s staring at it with a blank expression
but then he apologizes and your panic melt away
he ask you why you drew him and you if play the “because I love you” card he will be shocked and happy and confused and surprised...( the list is so long A decided it would be best to just ad an etc. over here)
you hug him and reassure him he is important and you love him
Arthur
ok so he knew that the sketchbook was important to you right of the bat
being the annoying sweet person he is he decides to pester you more then ever
“ Whatcha got there Luv?” “It’s my notebook” “Can I see what’s inside” *flashes a severely annoyed look* “Arthur this is the 7th time today and i have the same answer. No.” “ Oh come on doll it’s just a peak” “It is closed for a REASON!”
Yeah you might have snapped at him a little but his ho guy ain’t giving up
so of coarse when you leave your notebook in his room he will act like he didn’t notice until you leave and then he will scramble out of his chair and nab the notebook
he opens it expecting a diary or just a bunch of notes only to come face to face with a bunch of pictures of him
he’ll raise an eyebrow and keep looking until he finds a very beautiful and realistic drawing of him sleeping with Vic and he looses his shit
he’ll run to you and pull you back into the room to cuddle and tell you how much he loves you no he’s definitely not crying
you don’t get what’s happening until he tells you he saw your drawing and you will turn slightly pink but honestly you just can’t be mad
Mozart
ok so we all know that when he finds this notebook he’ll be stone-faced
you ain’t getting no type of emotion out of this tsuntsun
that is until he’s in public
once he’s in his room oh boy
at first it’s just a hint of a smile, but it gets bigger and bigger until he’s smiling like a dork as he inspects your drawings
he’ll never admit it but the fact that you drew him really warmed his icy heart
he even finds one where he’s by a Christmas tree smiling and a little note next to it saying “I’ll make him smile like this one day”
he closes the book and puts on his stone face again and leaves his room
in the corridor he runs into you
“ Hey, Wolf?” “What do you want.” “Isn’t that my notebook?” “Yes it is.” “So why do you have it?” “....Inspiration.”
yup now he has that notebook with him on the piano and only let’s you get it back if you want to doddle in it some more
Theo
you where cooking in the kitchen, whipping up some pancakes for the brothers
Theo came in to complain that there wasn’t enough syrup on his pancake and you flashed him a death glare and told him to get some from the cupboard
as he grumbles to himself h notices your sketchbook on the counter
and he proceeds to open it and go through it
he sees a bunch of pretty decent drawings of him and he’s surprised
he’ll act all tough but he’s really happy
“ Oi, Hondjie! What is this?” he shows you your most recent sketch. The one where he’s walking King with a faint smile on his lips.
you instantly go bright red
“ Put that down! You where not supposed to see that! There not good just put it down”
he’ll sigh and pull you into a hug
“ I like it”
Vincent
smol bean
you left it in his room and he just wanted to take a peek
and he opened it up and saw a punch of sketches of him
they even had notes like “uhh stop moving you hand” or “how can someone be this pure”
he’s moved
will go and find you and apologize for looking in your notebook and will tell you how cute your drawings are
all in all he’s a sweet little angel but like who expected anything else
Dazai
funny how he can’t remember your name but can remember exactly were you hide the sketchbook when you can’t take it with you
yup this guy just went and took it
he has no shame
he flicked trough it and smiled to himself
the drawings where adorable and funny and he loved it
you strait up walk in on him with the sketchbook and he just smiled at you
you turn pink trying to explain why you drew them
buuuut he just twirls you around and pules you into his lap smiling and you go over the drawing together recalling happy memories
Sebastian
did somebody say Sebastian appreciation hours
You can’t really hide anything from Sebas can you
you went out to get groceries and he was cleaning up around the mansion
you had left your notebook tucked behind one of the library shelves and as he was dusting he found it
he opened it not knowing it was your notebook
he realized soon enough though
he just starred at the pages full of drawings of him
you waked in and he just calmly put the notebook down
he asks why you drew him and you turn pink
as you try to formulate a coherent response he sighs and makes his way to you
he gently flicks your forehead and smiles
“I never said I didn’t like them”
Will
ok so lets talk about our dear yandere boy Will
you hang out a lot at his villa
usually you are accompanied by Vincent
but today he remembered he had a painting to finish and left
you offered to walk him to the gate and he gladly accepted
however you forgot your sketchbook on the dining table
William instantly noticed this and couldn’t help but take a peek
he’s shooketh
the drawing are so cute he really likes them
you come in and he smiles at you
your kind of embarrassed because 1 you didn’t want him to see that and 2 he asked you if you could draw in front of him
“ The way thou hand moves across this paper mesmerizes me”
you turn bright red but your happy he likes it
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Cottagecore Family Life
A/N: I really wanted to do this headcanon lol
I'll continue living in this life of delusion don't @ me
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Best place for this will be Switzerland like cottagecore let's go! (also bcs of this LOL LIKE THE BIO IS LITERALLY JUST 😂😂😂)
The nature around them is just filled with pretty flowers and butterflies could be seen especially in mornings and birds love singing at their place
Eren and Mikasa just looking after their child, especially Mikasa.
Also they'd probably have 2-5 children and they'll be so pretty and cute 🥺🥺🥺
Their children's energy are basically Eren and Mikasa's staminas combined (ultimate energy here)
Eren would be chasing the ones running and oh boy.
An unattended child has found an axe—
Mikasa walks right on the spot and sees their child about to get a hold of it so she immediately runs to them (luckily the baby is asleep inside the room she came from)
She'll scold the child in a gentle but stern manner be like, "No touching your dad's tools, understand?"
The child would just nod while looking down.
Eren joins in the scene with their other little one and oop—
His eyes almost popped out of their sockets as he saw what's going on (especially that they're near the axe)
Mikasa looks at Eren—sighing and said, "You should keep your tools somewhere where they can't see or touch them."
He'd nod slowly, "Right. I forgot about the axe here..."
He then puts down their little one and it immediately runs and hugs Mikasa's waist.
During bedtime, they love watching their parents dance to a music box (given by Annie as a gift for Mikasa when she heard the news she was pregnant)
Sometimes they'd sing a lullaby in duet and their children would slowly fall asleep (JUST IMAGINE THEM SINGING REMEMBER ME FROM THAT COCO DISNEY MOVIE OK?)
But sometimes Mikasa's on her own making the children fall asleep (when she forced Eren to take a rest lol)
Like imagine her singing the chorus part of "safe and sound" by Taylor Swift 🥺🥺🥺
Everytime they get nightmares they'd run to their parents' room and Mikasa will be the one to get up and open the door.
She'd be like, "Why up so late in the night—wait, why are you crying?"
Then the child explains and Mikasa just picks the smol child up and goes to the couch in the room with books at the table beside it.
She'd then read her a funny story and then the kid/s would just laugh.
Eren's a "deep" sleeper sooo....
Mikasa then sings the lullaby she'd sing when she's on her own to make the children sleep.
The child falls asleep and Mikasa acknowledges this and carries them back to the kids' room and settles them in their bed.
Mikasa would finally go back to bed—thinking Eren's still asleep.
But then Eren's like, "You're voice sounds like an angel's."
She'd find herself smacking a pillow at him and he just chuckles.
Mikasa would now lay down and Eren turns around from his position and cuddles her.
~~~
Their children are always curious.
They'd go outside and play, pick some flowers and make flower crowns, or read some books (most were sent by Armin), run around to catch butterflies, and more.
As they grew up, the girls would always be with Mikasa if they want, and the boys would stick with Eren (it actually depends on whether they're a daddy's or mommy's girl/boy)
Overall, their children would learn how to cook, do embroidery, chop wood, doing custom house decorations, and more.
During birthdays, they'd be visited by their uncles and aunts along with their little ones—if they have (you know who they are 😂😂😂)
The children would receive so many gifts—heck, they'd all be spoiled by them especially by Zeke (best uncle award)
They'd also play with the others' children (like they'd always play tag outside while the parents are indoors having a chat 🥺👉👈)
Their teenage years were quite more chaotic than their childhood (curse of puberty)
At random times, they'd argue to each other and Mikasa will just look at Eren and be like, "You're turn to break it up."
Eren would just sigh and try to break the bicker up and Mikasa would just stand by the door and watch.
He'll approach them and be like, "What are you fighting about?"
The bickering two would look at him and start pointing at each other and start shouting then glaring at each other—debating again.
Poor Eren gotta deal with this and Mikasa couldn't help but snicker at her spot.
Personality-wise they got the temperamental attitude from Eren while the calm demeanor from Mikasa.
Eren would look at the door and see Mikasa standing and giving her an 'um, help?' look.
Mikasa deciding to be mean, smirks and leaves to go to the kitchen and cook.
Eren felt "betrayed" because of her actions (your guy gotta deal with 2 hot headed teens in a phase arguing for some reason)
But Eren managed to calm them down.
They're all calm and collected, the 2 are no longer screaming and Eren began asking questions.
Mikasa decides to take a peek inside to see what's going on now
Eren would be like, "Ok, what's the real matter why your fighting? Don't yell, I'm asking you calmly."
They'd then start talking about who's wrong and all, and giving a few more minutes, they finally got along.
Eren internally was like, 'Fucking finally.'
Mikasa, seeing this, can't help but smile so she finally decided to come inside then looked at their teens and was like, "Glad you got along."
Eren just looked at her—not even bothering to ask why later since she looks happy about it.
Ooooh of course, their reactions when Eren starts snaking his arms around Mikasa's waist and just resting his head on her shoulder in front of the kids.
When they were young, they were just giggling.
But now, oh god it's so funny (not really lol)
They're literally like "👁👄👁 uhm you're gonna flirt in front of us?"
The two would just look at each other and laugh knowing how much they've grown.
In times of comforting children when it comes to love issues.
Best love expert award goes to...
Lol sorry it's Zeke.
Sometimes Zeke visits and if he sees one of them looking sad or something, assuming it's about love and all, he'd go up to them and be like, "You know, there's a quote that says; there's many more fish in the sea."
The teen would look at him surprised he knew and be like, "Yeah..."
And then there goes all things about love to Zeke.
If uncle Zeke ain't around, Mikasa would be the one dealing the problem.
You wonder for Eren? Pfft- he'd always be like, "Uhh... Ask your mom I guess..." (Please don't laugh at Eren 😂😂😂)
But in terms of practical things, Eren's the best at it.
They also taught their children self-defense so when they need it, they can use it.
In terms of their girls entering a relationship with a guy...
Overprotective dad mode on for Eren and be like, "Who's the guy? I need to talk to him."
Mikasa would just smile and instead, congratulate them and give advices.
Since Eren told their girl to bring her "boyfriend" he'd have an intimidating aura and the guy is just scared shitless (poor dude)
But in the end, Eren would just sigh and be like, "Just... don't hurt her, ok?"
To be honest, Mikasa is the one more relieved than their girl 😂😂😂
But living a peaceful life, they watched their kids grow into who they are and damn they're the prettiest beings ever (their genes are just ✨✨✨)
And when they get old, their children would always make time to visit them and at least take care of them.
Especially when it's their birthdays, they'd ALL come back at the home where they were raised with love and care 😭😭😭
It's the fact their children just cares for them even if they had their own lives/families.
To make me even cry more, Eren and Mikasa would be playing with their grandkids while their grown up child is just making some meal for all of them. (Old and gray EM with their grandkids, anyone?)
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A/N: FINALLY!!!
Ok ngl this looks like the most decent headcanon I've ever made 😭😭😭
And fun fact: I cried while making this
AND I STILL AM 😭😭😭
#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#aot#snk#mikasa ackerman#eren jaeger#eremika#eren x mikasa#otp#LET ME CRY#I'm like 🥺🥺🥺#headcanon#snk headcanons
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Can you do the manager hcs that act like Alice Nakiri from SnS for Inarizaki, Shiratorizawa, Fukurodani, and Nekoma? (like she is BEST GIRL; so confident, adorkable, impulsive, carefree, have a mischievous side, has cute bossy tendencies but at the same time she is really caring, polite, and very very rich (she doesn't even know what a Bento is)
Hello my love!! Ahhh I just love receiving asks from you. You're honestly a psychic, I was actually just fangirling over Alice Nakiri when I saw your ask, because I'm on season two of sns.
I have the HUGEST crush on Hayama Akira omg. Definitely my favourite character from the show, his visuals and character are both just god-tier. Who's your favourite male character from the show? I think Akira, Takumi and Isshiki are such cuties. Although Isshiki's fashion sense is just so questionable oml
@k-sakusa-old (I CAN FINALLY TAG YOU IM SO HAPPY!!) ❤️🖤
Rich manager headcanons.
Characters: Inarizaki team, Shiratorizawa team, Fukurodani team, Nekoma team.
Warnings: none :))
Manager preferance: as stated, she's adorable, funny, and rich, and an excellent cook! Has a mischievous side, and a curvaceous and beautiful body with pretty features.
Inarizaki
Ahhh alright, it's my little fox babies!! They see you around school with your best friend pretty often, and they're struck because you look so different.
Like they've honestly never seen anyone like you, with your eyes and hair a different colour, and the way you carry yourself with so much grace and class, yet you also have the cutest expressions.
I think they'd all be subtle simps for you even before getting to know you, because they find your mannerisms really cute.
Definitely push captain Kita to ask you to become their manager.
So you're with your best friend, and you're teasing him (REAL SNS FANS KNOW ALICE IS NEVER WITHOUT RYO) and Kita bows and asks if you would be the manager for their volleyball team.
To vex him further, you tease him before agreeing to help, and he looks relieved, albeit a bit traumatized. He definitely wasn't expecting such a sassy girl.
Kita reports back to the team that you've agreed and will be manager starting tomorrow.
Back at home, you remember Kita's face after teasing him, and you decide to cook the team something as a peace offering, also hoping you'll make a good impression.
You cook them something extremely fancy, using your extensive cooking knowledge and effort, and the end result is something worthy of being served at a high-class restaurant. You go to bed satisfied, after asking the butler to prepare and pack the food for the team at school.
After school the next day, you smile happily with your butler by your side carrying the food you've made.
The entire volleyball team is just ":O"
You smile cheekily and tell them to dig in, introducing yourself as the new manager.
They're in a bit of shock, because they never knew you were; a. Rich, or b. So generous.
Flashing them a gorgeous smile, you crack jokes with them and ask them how they liked the food, later revealing you've cooked it.
The team is just so??? impressed?? Like wow she's so adorable and sassy which kinda makes her hot, and she can cook so well?
Please cue Osamu falling in love as he subtly decides what to name y'alls children.
I mean, a girl who can cook better than he can? He'd be so eager to learn from you and cook together with you, he's already getting dizzy just thinking about it.
Atsumu would probably be pretty whipped too, and not just because of the food (he's such a foodie, that's just a bonus point). He totally thinks any girl who can crack jokes and make him laugh has the key to his heart, and he loves how you're unafraid and mischievous.
As you warm up to them and begin attending their practices daily and getting closer, Aran just starts getting more and more impressed about how funny you can be.
Your antics and pouts totally make him laugh.
Suna probably strikes this relationship with you where he plans pranks and you're just gutsy enough to execute them. You're also more likely to get into trouble but whatever. While he's just recording you from somewhere
So he thinks you're really cool :] and you can really just tease him mercilessly and he wouldn't mind.
Kita just finds you so capable and brilliant, but he's also pretty shy by how confident and cool you are.
I think he'd try his best to talk to you and slowly and eventually form a bond with you based on something you both like.
In general, the team is just constantly in awe of you and they find you so exceptionally cool. Extremely blessed to have you as a manager and can't resist but show you off every single chance they get.
Like "in your face Itachiyama we have this gorgeous queen on our side here, alright?"
And you're loyal to them, trash talking their opponents even better than the Miya twins, yet keeping this innocent smile and façade up which makes the entire teams' hearts just squeeze at how hot you look when you do that.
10/10, Inarizaki adores you.
Shiratorizawa
So this is a school for rich kids, luv I think everyone is rich and unfazed 😭🤚
You become the team's manager because your teacher says it's a "hard position" and "no one has managed to keep it for long" which definitely just fuels your need to be the best at it.
But it doesn't go without careful planning, you wait at the gym to greet the members without revealing yourself as their manager.
You meet Ushijima first, and he's as silent and stoic as ever, which leads you to start teasing him and asking for attention.
Which he doesn't grant you. As you know Ushijima, he's probably gonna get annoyed :(
Ugh farmer boy doesn't know how to loosen up and have fun can someone teach him how to be cool?
So NGL you're a bit disheartened, until you meet your next favourite human being, Tendou Satori.
He just starts cracking jokes and matching your energy pretty well, you guys vibe so well together!!
And you feel like thinks might just be looking up. You plan on telling Tendou you'll be their new manager, when you meet another member of the team.
Goshiki is just a blushing mess when he sees you. I feel like he would not know how to act around girls and his brain just short circuits when he sees someone as BEAUTIFUL as you are.
You probably spot his nosebleed and joke with him, gently wiping his face with a tissue.
Which of course, causes him to faint on the spot, can we get an f in the chat for him?
Tendou helps him up and you're just laughing silently whilst coming face to face with Semi Eita.
So you're totally the type to be vocal about things and if you find someone cute, you aren't beating around the bush, so you're just like “hey I think you're so cute!”
And Semi is just like “omg okay what”
He definitely laughs it off and finds you brave and cool, and you kinda earn his respect for being so straightforward.
And he's pretty happy about the compliment.
You follow them into the gym and introduce yourself as their new manager, and they all promise to work hard and cooperate with you.
You get along well with the whole team, but for some reason, you and Ushijima just don't have the same connection you share with the others.
Like your jokes with Tendou, or your playful and mischievous nature with Semi.
Or even how you tease Goshiki.
You're determined to fix it.
So one day after a match, you round the whole team up and bring them to your house, instructing they wait by the dining table.
And you whip out some really fancy food you've just prepared, calling it a celebration for winning :)
They don't know you've cooked it yet, so you tell them and they're all just so impressed but not surprised, since they know you're capable and amazing at anything you do.
But Ushijima is just like?? Wow??
Because the flavours and way you've prepared the food touches him and he's just so proud to know someone who can make other people happy with their cooking.
And he tells you so, causing you to blush for the first time in your life.
The team is so soft when they see you flustered over something their captain has said, and they're glad you guys are slowly growing closer.
Each of them kiss your forehead and thank you for the meal before heading home, even Ushijima! (Which was super unexpected. You just expected a curt nod of a sort, but he gave you a gentle peck and ruffled you hair)
You smile to yourself because you're finally on good terms with everyone :)
The team totally thinks of you as a little sister, except Goshiki who views you as the coolest senpai ever loves bragging about you to his friends.
[ Ari's note: Nekoma and Fukurodani will be out in a few hours!! I'm sorry I have a deadline to meet for some reports and although I've done my work my club members haven't submitted some stuff yet so I have to wait till they do😭 it's so stressful, but I'm the president and I'll technically be held responsible if this doesn't go well, so uhh wish me luck? 👉👈❤️ Love you guys! Thanks for reading ]
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Oh My God, They Were Roommates - Part 3
Fuck Buddy Housemates - Masterlist
Jaebeom x Cis!Female Reader/OC
Words: 1406
Tags: Oral (Female receiving), Fingering, lil bit of nipple play, Sex while others are listening, unprotected sex, orgasm denial, cum swallowing.
A/N: IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I WAS ✨UNMOTIVATED✨ but the next part will be posted tomorrow to make up for me being lazy
“I’m home!” You walked in with two drinks from Starbucks.
“Hey.” You heard Jaebeom’s voice coming from the living room.
When you walked in he was on the phone.
“Oh yeah, I guess you never met my housemate. She’s cool. She supply’s me with caffeine all the time.” He said into the phone, taking the latte from you.
He went silent for a second.
“Uhh. I don’t know….” he said, looking at you.
“What?”
“He wants to meet you.” He said.
“Okay… Put him on FaceTime.” You said moving to sit beside JB.
So he hung up the phone call to switch to FaceTime.
“His name in your phone is ‘skkrt skkrt’?” You laughed because that was absolutely ridiculous.
JBs friend answered the phone call and you waved at him.
“I’m BamBam. Nice to meet you.” He smiled into the camera.
“My name is yn.”
“Dude you didn’t tell me she was hot.” Bam said, directed at Jaebeom.
You turned to him.
“I can’t believe you didn’t tell your friends I’m hot.” You said shaking your head. “That’s just unacceptable behaviour.”
“I should have never let the two of you meet, too much chaotic energy in my life at the same time. Anyways my phone is dying so you hold this while I go get a charger.” JB handed you his phone while he went upstairs to find his charger.
“Hey uhh yn, you kinda look like you were attacked. Tell your boyfriend to cool it on the marks.” BamBam giggled
You pulled up the collar on your shirt.
“I don’t really have a boyfriend.” You said.
“Girlfriend then?” Bam asked and you shook your head.
You pointed upstairs and Bambams jaw dropped to the floor.
“You two aren’t together are you?!” He whispered even though there was no way JB could hear him.
“No… we have an arrangement.” You explained.
“Is the arrangement that he rearranges you?!” Bam asked
You burst out into laughter because you couldn’t deny that’s exactly what JB was doing to you.
“What’s so funny?” JB asked, charger in hand.
You shook your head
“Nothing. Here.” You handed him back his phone and said bye to BamBam.
“Dude… Nice.” BamBam said with a thumbs up when you left the room.
JB looked at his phone confused.
“She told me about your little ‘arrangement’. Her words.” Bam explained
“Oh… haha yeah.”
—
You heard a knock on your door and Jaebeoms head poke through.
“Can I hang?”
You waved him in and pulled the other chair up to your computer desk.
“Whatcha doing?” He asked
“Playing Among Us with friends.”
“Camera on?”
“Nope.”
”Mic?”
“Only during discussions so we don’t have to type.” You explained.
JB made a humming noise and leaned back in the chair to watch as you killed someone in the med bay and vented away before anyone could see you.
“So you uh told BamBam about our situation.” He said after a while.
“Yeah… should I not have? Sorry I probably should have asked first.” You said.
“No it’s alright I have no problem with people knowing. I wasn’t telling people cause I wasn’t sure if you wanted to.” He explained.
“What did he say?” You asked laughing
JB imitated BamBams face after you had left the room and put his thumb up.
“He’s seriously reconsidering living alone.” He said laughing.
You laughed into the mic that you had just turned on for discussion time and all your friends asked what was so funny.
“Oh JB is here beside me, say hi.”
JB leaned into the mic and said hi to all your friends, then covered the mic and gave you a small kiss.
You were about to tell everyone you had to leave but he stopped you and told you to keep playing.
After voting someone off you turned your mic back off.
“So… you told your friends about us?” JB rolled his chair closer to you and started kissing your neck.
You nodded, moving your head to the side to give him more access.
His hands slid up your shirt to play with your nipples.
“Haha… I’ve seen you shirtless so many times yet I keep forgetting you have pierced nipples.”
You shivered as JB’s thumbs slowly circled your nipples.
“I uhh… normally push your hands away. My nipples are very sensitive. Too sensitive.” You said
JB hummed. One of his hands left your chest to slide down your body. You were wearing a skirt so all he had to do is push your panties out of the way to expose you.
“Damn baby… already so damn wet.” You moaned as his hands toyed with your breast and pussy simultaneously.
You lifted one leg over the armrest of your chair to make it easier for him. JB slid two fingers inside right as soon as a meeting was called.
You turned on your mic to hear the discussion until one of your friends asked why you weren’t saying anything.
“I… have nothing to add. I was in the middle of doing a sca- ahhh.” JB angled his fingers hitting your g-spot.
“I’m fine. Stubbed my toe.” You kept quiet and held in your moans until everyone decided to skip the vote.
Turning off your mic you leaned back in the chair. You moved your character to security so it would look like you're busy. There was still another imposter so they could do the work.
JB got down on the floor and made his way under your desk. He pulled off your panties and started eating you out.
Another body was reported so you turned back on your mic but also sent a message into the chat that had all your friends screaming.
JB could hear that under the desk and asked what happened.
“Just let my friends know what you’re doing.”
JB hummed and kept licking. You were the last imposter since the other one was voted out and you had to win.
Your orgasm was also getting very close and you just had to kill two more people so you sabotaged the oxygen and won that way.
You screamed out as JB lightly ran his teeth along your clit and made you cum.
He hit his head on the desk coming back up and told you to stand up. JB sat down on your chair and pulled you down onto his cock.
You started a new game of Among Us and you were a crew mate this time.
“You aren’t gonna move” you asked.
“Naw… you’ll get to cum again if you win this round.” He said lightly scratching at your thighs.
During the first discussion Jaebeom heard someone ask what he was doing to you now so he leaned towards the mic.
“She’s sitting on my cock. She won’t get to cum till the game is over.” He sat back and heard the chorus of screams and squeals through your headset.
JB filling you up was so distracting that you couldn’t focus on your tasks so the crew mates ended up losing this round.
You told your friend bye and logged out of your computer. JB pushed you onto the desk when you took off your headset.
“W-wait… not here. You might hit my tech.”
So without removing himself from inside you, he lifted you up and carried you to your bed. He put you on your hands and knees and began fucking you.
You could barely hold yourself up as he was pulling you back into him with so much force.
You started clenching around him more and more so he could tell you were about to cum.
He pulled out and walked over to your head.
“Open.”
You opened your mouth and he rested his cock on your tongue. He began pumping his cock until he came in your mouth.
You sat back on your feet as he pulled his pants back up his thighs and started leaving your room.
“You're just gonna leave me hanging.” You were pouting.
He turned back around and walked up to you.
“Yup. You lost the game which means you don’t get to finish.” He had a smug smirk on his lips.
“And yn,” he grabbed your chin and turn your face towards him, “you don’t cum tonight at all… not even by your own hands.” JB left your room.
When you heard the door close you threw your face into your pillows and groaned.
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SO MANY ASKS thank you anon!!! I'm sorry if some are some that are vague but thank you!!!
2. what would you name your future kids? I always liked the name Alexandria, but honestly I can't think of any other names??? I liked Skylar for a while too, but this friend of mine ruined that lmao
4. what are you looking forward to? IM LOOKING FORWARD TO READING MORE WARRIOR CATS and also to getting me and my bf's room cleaned up and moved around, and having his best friend over, and going out for SUSHI, and being able to play Rockband and everything!!!
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile? MY PARTNERS and a lot of my friends!! I always say I couldn't be with someone who doesn't make me laugh, so it's great having friends that make me laugh too <3
7. what was your life like last year? About the same, stuck at home for the most part with my boyfriend. 2020 was nuts man. I also didn't know what to do with my life, and I'm slowly getting there. I think I have an idea but,,,, that's a secret.
11. are you listening to music right now? NOPE but it would probably be Montero tbh LOL
12. what is something you want right now? Hmmm.. My room cleaned up and moved around! FOR MY WINDOWS TO BE SEALED SO BUGS WILL STOP BOTHERING ME!
13. how do you feel right now? Pretty good! Bought everything I'm gonna need for a looooong time, all my time and energy will be spent reading, and saving money!! I've spent enough for a century x.x
19. have you ever been to New York? Never, how's the weather?
20. what is your favourite song at the moment? MONTERO but also a bunch of NSP songs haha
22. description of crush. You know.. I don't think I have any big crushes right now? Like maybe some platonic ones on friends cause they mean a lot to me, but like, there's no one I'm really crushing on right now!
23. fear(s) Spiders, stink bugs, thunder/lightning sometimes, tornados, falling (heights not so much, but falling, YES), and my loved ones leaving or dying :') big trigger lmao
25. role model Not sure if I really have one! I kind of just live by the motto of "be a good person" and bam, off I go
26. idol(s) Okay that's different: Markiplier, Ethan Nestor, Arin Hanson, Dan Avidan, Jennifer Aniston, John Krasinski, Lady Gaga, uhhh... Okay I have a lot but we'll stop there lol
28. i’ll love you if… You're funny, you care about me, you're honest, open-minded, NICE TO WORKERS, and we have a lot of the same interests c:
29. favourite film(s) O Brother Where Art Thou, You're Next, The Proposal, Fifty First Dates, and uh... probably a couple more I can't think of
30. favourite tv show(s) THE OFFICE, Friends, Zoo, Parks and Rec, and uhhh probably more but The Office is one I rewatch a LOT
31. 3 random facts About me? Uhhhh -I have slight sectoral heterochromia! Patches of amber in my eyes! -I'm half hispanic (Mexican!) My biological father was from Mexico with his family. He and my mom broke up before I was born, so I didn't like learn Spanish or anything from his side of the family. I grew up near Chicago though so I was around the culture a lot C: -I have all of the first Harry Potter movie memorized, along with the second one ^^;; My grandmother liked the series with me, so we both watched the movies a lot in the summers I spent with her!
33. something you want to learn Mostly languages!!! Toki Pona, Japanese, Spanish, probably more xD I'd also like to be more knowledgable about like playing instruments and such, I know how to play a little of the kalimba!!
35. favourite subject I loved English! Also psychology and like, social studies TwT I miss school sometimes
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? -I want to move out and live on my own with my partner(s) -I want a full time job I like -I want to achieve some sort of fame, something little, but something! (SOMETHING GOOD, PLEASE, UNIVERSE)
40. favourite memory Probably.. Okay it's dumb, but me getting my cat, Pixel! She means the world to me, and I love her so much!! I went to the shelter to adopt a cat, she wasn't even on my list, but when the shelter worker took her out of her cage and handed her to me, she immediately laid against my chest and purred and I cried and had to adopt her ;;w;;
41. relationship status In several relationships, and open to more ; ) (But not really looking, I got a lot on my plate haha)
42. favourite book(s) Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson, the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, The Tairen Soul Series by C.L.Wilson, and the Black Dagger Brotherhood series by J.R.Ward
43. favourite song ever OH that's a hard one! Hmmm.. I've always been a huge fan of Believe by Cher??
52. something i’m talented at I'd like to say I'm.. pretty good at picking up new things! Like crochet, knitting, and my kalimba, stuff like that! Also at teaching others C: I've been told I'm good at that a lot!
53. 5 things that make me happy -My cat, Pixel -My partners -My friends! -Animal Crossing -WARRIOR CATS
55. tumblr friends Okay I have a lot uuUUHHH okay I'll tag some people!
@disabled-bat-lover @chaoticgouda @fictionkin @bi-llcipher @thaliaisalesbian @colorfulblackk @xofemeraldstars @heartivore @boi-with-art-supplies @likelyvampirical @deepseachaos PROBABLY WAY MORE IM SO SORRY IF I DONT TAG YOU
56. favourite food(s) Pizza, waffles, tacos, soda, string cheese, Iiii think that's it for now!
57. favourite animal(s) FOXES, bats, mice, dogs, cats, wolves, rats, opossums, uhh I think that's it?
58. description of my best friend Hmmm.. Is it cheesy to say my partners are my best friends? Other than that, uh, well she's very nice and understanding, trusts me, and we have a lot of the same humor. She's really supportive too and is really good about checking in. It's been great ;;o;;
Thank you anon, this was SO MANY QUESTIONS I loved it!!!
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So I listened to all of the Side tracks and I thought I’d make a quick summary of each for those who are debating checking them out.
people who say “but these playlists have been out forever” you’re right but I’m fashionably late
They’re listed in order of my personal preference (sorry Virge)
Virgil’s Playlist:
the second-longest at 1h 13 min
pretty much exactly what you’d expect in terms of music- predominantly emo/rock songs
most of the songs seem to be about his past with the Dark Sides and his journey over the course of the series
in my opinion, Virgil’s offers the least new information about his character, as the songs don’t give us much we didn’t already know/wasn’t already implied
my personal favorite songs were Be Calm, Sally’s Song, and Ignorance
my least favorite was Sunrise, Sunset
Even if it was my least-favorite playlist overall, it’s still pretty fun to listen to bc it lowkey slaps
Patton’s Playlist:
the shortest at 1hr 4min
passes the vibe check with acoustic guitar, nostalgia, soft/soothing songs- aura of calm
gives perspective on Patton’s character and outlook on life; there were songs about his tendency to assume the best in people, the love/concern he has for the other Sides, the battles he’s currently fighting with himself/how he’s processing POF, and how he feels about his past mistakes
Like Virgil, there’s not a ton of new information, but Patton’s playlist definitely deepened my understanding and appreciation of him
my favorite song by far was Sad (not really because it was about Virgil- I just really liked the song)
I didn’t have a least-favorite song :D
but if you’re someone who likes stimulating/high-energy music, this is not the playlist for you
Remus’s Playlist
the second-shortest at 1h 5min (you thought the colors would correspond to the Side in question, but they’re actually according to length sorry)
as you would expect, this playlist is... odd. It doesn’t stick as tightly to one genre as V and Pat did. I’m atrociously bad at identifying genres but uhh it has alt pop, rock, and lots of synth/electro-pop stuff idk I’m bad at this
Remus’s playlist basically boils down to the recognition that he’s the only Side who’s truly free, and he revels in it. Also he and Roman definitely have some stuff to work out jeez
It’s also really, really funny. I laughed a lot and I was super entertained listening to it because it’s so bizarre and not-PG and Remus
My favorite songs were In The Room Where You Sleep, Ben Bernanke, Tranz, and Don’t Stop Me Now
my least favorite was probably Queef (I can’t believe I just typed out the word queef jesus christ)
If you’re willing to hear some explicit lyrics, Remus’s playlist is a vibe, if a really weird one
I can’t stop listening to Tranz seriously help me
(I loved Roman, Janus, and Logan’s playlists so much that I can’t choose between them lmao. at this point the ranking becomes arbitrary)
Logan’s Playlist
the third-shortest at 1h 6min
Logan’s playlist has pop, rap, and a surprising number of songs from soundtracks and comedians
Logan’s playlist has a clearly defined arc(!!) It tells a story that will likely be mirrored in the series proper- Logan’s feelings of being ignored come to a tipping point and he lashes out big-time before he finally begins to accept who he is and stop forcing himself to fit the narrow role of “Logic”
I understand Logan’s thought process more now, I think. What really got me, though, was how much vulnerability his song choices seemed to show, especially in the last few songs or so (I’m rhyming :D)
My favorite songs were Algorhythm, The Watchtower, Streaks, One More Time With Feeling, and Time Adventure
my least favorites were Fitter Happier and Human (the latter mostly bc it’s really, reallllly long)
If you’re a Logan stan (or someone who likes him a normal amount), I cannot recommend his playlist enough
Janus’s Playlist
the third-longest at 1hr 12min
the memes are correct. This bitch is jazzy and it’s absolutely fantastic. There’s also a fair number of songs from musicals (Chicago, Hadestown, Cabaret(?), The Jungle Book(?), uh maybe more but I’m not actually much of a theater kid 😳)
come get y’alls Sympathetic Deceit content or whatever the damn tag is called. There’s a lot of good insight into Janus’s motivations and feelings about Virgil (surprise: he misses him), and a few songs about how fun and sexy it is to be evil >:D
like Logan, there’s some hidden vulnerability that comes to the surface and it’s so wonderful. Janus has always seen himself as the protector at odds with the “Light Sides”, and now that he’s been accepted he doesn’t really know how to deal with the change
favorite songs were Black Hole Sun, When The Chips Are Down, As Far As I Can See, and Come Little Children
those songs are all fine and good, but You’re A Cad is fucking amazing I-
no clear least-favorite
Janus wins Most Committed To A Very Specific Vibe. It’s an immaculate vibe, so good for him
Roman’s Playlist
the longest at 1hr 20min (damn Roman ok)
SO! MANY! BOPS! Unsurprisingly, lots of musicals, Disney, and pop
Roman’s playlist gave me so many feelings- he was my “least-favorite” Side but not anymore
yes the playlist is that good (at least to me)
The songs convey how Roman is hopeful, dreamy, excitable, optimistic, and so, so fragile. There are some allusions to Remus that i can’t wait for the series to explore...
I am more attached to my favorites from Roman’s because they SLAP
imo the most rocking songs were Broadway, Here I Come!, Hallelujah, Holding Out for A Hero, Flamboyant, Primadonna, and Cheap Queen (edit: I FORGOT JUMPSTARTED HOW??)
cmon Roman stans ik most of you have listened to this playlist but those who haven’t ITS GOES SO HARD and then gets really quiet and soft at the end 🥺
yeah I think Roman’s is my favorite playlist
That about sums things up! Happy listening! I read through this again before posting it and I just get more and more deranged nice
(Me later today when the team releases Thomas’s or Orange’s playlist: 🤡🤡🤡)
#sanders sides#i fail to shut my ever flapping gobtalker#roman sanders#remus sanders#logan sanders#virgil sanders#patton sanders#janus sanders#side tracks#roman is so extra#his is so long lmao#i love the side tracks sm#it was a really good idea#cw cursing
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Tbh I would like to have the 34 *other* Bergy pics on your shortlist, complete with commentary lolol. And then (if you’re still waiting that is) any other Marchy pics with commentary? xD xD
oh my godddd you are my favourite person anon - ask and ye shall receive 😎 i should maybe warn that while this doesn’t have actual nsfw content you probably wouldn’t want to read this to your kids as a bedtime story. anyway, here we go:
this was very close to making the original list. i like the soft lighting and the kind of floofy hair, yet he still looks like he could absolutely fuck me up (both like in a fight and various other ways). this photo gets me thinking some thoughts ™ if i am being honest
a literal saint and god amongst men right here. his brown eyes are so soft and his little smile puts me at ease. this is a man who would treat me right (fact). this photo is also from quite deep into the playoffs so the beard is going a little wild, and whilst i’m glad it isn’t like this all of the time, i very much appreciate it when it’s around.
O CAP’N MY CAP’N (sorry zee). nah for real this exudes some real sexy alternate energy. if i were on the opposing team and i saw this formidable man just skating around looking like that i think i’d just go back down the tunnel and hide in the locker room. this man will fucking kneecap you for the sake of a goal if that’s what it takes. and then i remember that it’s patrice and he’s the nicest man alive and he would literally never, but that’s still the energy this image has. and i ain’t saying i don’t like it.
okay this is just cute. they look like 2 dads who aren’t entirely sure how to take a selfie but are willing to try. the outfits lend this a slightly chaotic energy - i can’t commend zee’s colour combo if i’m honest, and when juxtaposed with the plaid shirt it kind of hurts my head. but it adds to the dad energy so i still love it. also this is from chara’s ig and the caption is super sweet.
DADS WITH THEIR KIDS ALWAYS GETS ME. i don’t even want kids, nor do i particularly like them, but seeing a man with his child is the cutest thing in the world and this, predictably, is no exception. patrice’s son 100% has his eyes which is really cute. speaking of patrice’s eyes, he may be smiling here but if you look into his eyes all you will see is fear - that child does not appear too bothered about remaining upright on the ice, and i suspect thay bergy is concerned about this. it would be criminal for me to not comment on the jeans. bergy has some exceptional thighs as these jeans do an excellent job of highlighting that.
this is Hot, and i’m not accepting criticism on that opinion. the crisp white shirt w no jacket or tie, and the top buttons undone???? i need a lie down. the hands are also making a nice appearance which i can always appreciate. basically what i’m saying is that i’m jealous of that snake this is an excellent photo and i owe the bruins instagram person a drink for posting it.
do you remember when i said bergy had marvellous thighs? well take a fucking sip babes - they’re like tree trunks carved out of carrara marble. if i have to die i want it to be because they crushed my skull. this is also one of the clearest photos i’ve seen of his tattoo, so it has that going for it too ( sidenote if anyone has an image with literally a pixel of his tattoo pls send it my way, i’m getting desperate at this point). i also think men in jewellery is a good look so i’m digging his beaded bracelets and silver chain. fantastic picture all round.
yeah okay there’s no escaping that the main reason this one made the list is 🍑. it’s exquisite. those pants also do a great job on the thighs too. the hair, socked feet (no i dont have a fetish i just think ppl in their socks with no shoes is kind of funny), and hands get an honourable mention
is this the only picture that has ever mattered? i’d believe it. patrice just lovingly gazing down at his son giving his hockey husband a handshake? you just can’t beat it. i have also been emotionally ruined by that tiny #37 jersey oh my
in the interest of being polite, i will describe this look as rugged. he has probably objectively looked better but i just like this photo and awful lot.
i don’t think i can give any commentary on this without saying something genuinely not suitable for public eyes. the 2 things i will say are: the only thing keeping me going completely feral horny looking at this is those pants,, if they were black or navy i’d be dead; and patrice i am begging you to do up a few more buttons on your shirt or remove it completely or i’m not going to live much longer.
oh man i just love this??? i can’t even explain why. the lack of much beard and the expression in his eyes just makes him look massively soft - i would give him a kiss on the nose and a cuddle in this photo
(gif via @gaudreau) i am slightly loathe to admit this bc it sounds weird but cuts and bruises can sometimes be a real look so this checks that box for me. his smile when he talks truly is one of the finer things in life too. also the lil shrug. i love you mr pikachu
a** fantastic **angle. this is just prime beautiful bergy. excellent level of beard imo, the lighting shows off his v nice bone structure, and the nose is looking fab as always. weird observation of the day is that his neck looks nice in this
i mean obviously this had to go in - lord knows it’s fucking iconic. i have so many questions about how this situation came to be (aside from the fact that alcohol was involved. did brad initiate it? or patrice? why are they spinning? what the fuck? how the fuck? why was i not invited?) but anyway, this photo increased my thirst for a shirtless bergy photo at least two-hundredfold. at this point it’s a need not a want. i don’t think i can continue to comment on this without straying into nsfw territory so we’ll leave it at that. oh the things i would do
classic humble patrice making an appearance here, reminding us that he is not only the most handsome bastard to ever walk planet earth, but he’s a great guy too. just can’t hate him. and boy is he handsome in this gif. excellent stubble (im really invested in his facial hair if you hadn’t noticed), and the smile that could melt even my cold heart on display here. also bonus points for the previously mentioned thing about cuts/bruises. (sorry). i love this one
in contrast to some of the prior ones, this picture is so cute that i can make nothing but pg comments about it. this is exactly the same face we all make when someone points a camera at us and says “cheese!” and i love that. the man looks good in white. good, wholesome content right here.
(gif via @weekendatbergysblog) okay the baby is cute but the fucking headband is what gets me in this. i’m able to make no further comment because this short circuits my brain.
(gif via @davidpastrnut)when i first saw this gif i had to go find the source video because i didn’t believe he actually said that but i’m here to tell you: he did. i love these hockey husbands so much. also i saw this tagged as “# hot waiter” one time and i still haven’t got over how accurate that is. someone more talented than me, i’m begging you for that fucking au
(gif via @gaudreau) can patrice please stop looking up ??? it’s unfair that someone can look so good just looking in a direction what the fucK. he’s so stunning.
i love this one. brad pulling his hoodie down like that looks like he’s... soliciting and honestly who could blame him. bergy looks very cute, if a bit edgy in the all black. the hand is a treat in this one hooooooooooooooooo yes
this one show’s off patrice’s dark features very well. it’s amazing how he has such dark hair, dark eyes, big dark eyebrows, and dark facial hair, yet it doesn’t overcrowd or shadow his face ( except occasionally in awful lighting) ??? does anyone actually know how that works?? he’s looking very pensive here, and that hoodie looks oh-so-cosy. absolutely would cuddle.
**how cute is this y’all. **in case you thought you were just missing something, no, patrice is not sitting on a chair. he’s just maintaining that deep squat like a champ. maybe that’s the secret to his sublime thighs... the navy/deep red is an excellent look on him, and we get a rare glimpse of bergy with his wedding ring, which i find to be oddly cute. bonus points for him being beside a very cute kid too :)
(gif via @jakedebrask) this, i, ummmmm. i- uhh. just. um. yeah. so like. uhhhh... swiftly moving on
(gif via @davidpastrnut) this motherfucker and his handsome fucking face even looks good in that god-awful wooly patriots hat. honestly it looks like he’s about to go out and have a snowball fight (presumably with brad). decidedly rather domestic and i love it
(gif via @davidpastrnut) intense media patrice is intense. this is such a classic bergy face though, i love it. every time some media person asks him some big long question he puts on this exact very-invested-and-slightly-concerned face, its iconic. looking cosy in a hoodie once again. stop it.
nice polo, dude
(gif via @davidpastrnut) that tshirt looks like its fighting for its life to contain those biceps. a dark, brooding patrice that has some sort of slow burn au stirring deep in my mind. from other angles in this interview the tattoo is fairly visible also.
this has such a strong energy it almost knocked me off my feet. again, i can see this being some sort of business or maybe criminal masterminds au. but fuck me, does that man looking something beautiful in a suit. the one hand in the pocket is quite frankly BDE too. i’m glad i’m not into dadkes or esle i think this whole picture would be too much for me.
he is literally the kind of man you’d want to bring home to your parents. i’m glad he seems to have cashed in on the navy/deep red combo because it really does suit him. he looks so fucking dapper here i may be very much in love
another excellent on-ice shot of him, albeit his slightly concerned expression. the beard is looking fucking crisp here hello sir. not much else to say on this, just a handsome, handsome boy.
(gif via @jeffsamardzija) another one that gives me Thoughts. he’s literally so beautiful. hair is cut a little shorter than usual on the sides and on anyone else it would scream fuckboy but i’m kind of digging it on bergy, at least on this one occasion. if i say anything else we’ll go down the rabbit hole
oof this is_ intense. _bergy aside, this is just an incredible shot tbh. rare that we get to see mr perfect not completely level-headed and playing it cool so it feels like a treat when we do. lowkey hot ngl
last but very certainly not least, mr patrice bergeron, four-time bergeron award winner, holding the award itself. this photo honestly just makes my heart swell a little with pride - it’s what he deserves!!!! just absolutely dapper in a beautiful suit as always, and a smile that could topple a nation to round it all off.
thank you so much for this anon!!! it was rather self-indulgent but i hope you like it :) also i will absolutely do another one with marchy, although my nails have been dry for about 2 hours now so i’ll probably do it tomorrow or friday, but it’s on its way :)
#i will credit gifs in a minute#im on desktop so i need to look them up#i'm sorry this turned into a literal essay holy mother of fuck#its literally 2k words#answered#bruins#Anonymous#bruins photos compilations#bergeron
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Bias Tag 💘
tagged by @slythervic and @meme-broducer thanks lovelies!! 💕💕
this is in a random order lol
1. Lin Yanjun - Nine Percent
uhhhh he ruined my life and i’m suffering so much because of him these days??? he is just too much for my heart to handle and he will be the death of me one day. he can be so soft one second and then BAMMMM HE’S SO RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL THE NEXT??? AND his visuals!!!!! i don’t know how but i’m still shook by his visuals everytime i see a pic of him??? and he also has dimples i’m so weak for them (i made a yanjun dimple compilation and i’ve died at least 50 times making it) and also his stupid jokes and cheesy pick up lines they are not even remotely funny idk why i laugh everytime adjkhgndj (i lowkey love them) UHH HE’S JUST LITERAL PERFECTION WHERE ARE HIS FLAWS 😫
2. Cai Xukun - Nine Percent
if you hadn’t guessed by my username i love kun to the moon and back lol 🤧 he is my first bias in ip and i’ve fallen for him ever since he first entered the room in the first episode 💕 he’s just so goddamned beautiful 😣 this boy is a literal angel, he’s just so kind and so soft to all the other trainees in ip and my heart go 💘💕💗💖💝💓💞💖💖💘💓💘💝 he’s shy and cute offstage BUT WHEN HE GOES ONSTAGE IT’S THE COMPLETE OPPOSITE AND I GET ATTACKED EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. CAN HE CALM DOWN IT’S NOT GOOD FOR MY HEART. this boy can do everything i swear he will rule china one day
3. Park Chanyeol - EXO
this man here is my ult bias and the love of my life. i love him so so so so much i don’t even know how to express my love for him??? he is just so talented, he can rap, sing, dance, compose, play multiple instruments (piano, drums, guitar, etc.), play bowling, and apparently he can also got a license in scuba diving?? not to mention his visuals as well, i’ve never seen a man so gorgeous, and he can be so cute and so hot at the same time??? how is that possible???? (also he has dimples they are my weakness 🤧🤧) he is my ideal type™ adfjkngkd AND ALSO he has the biggest heart ever and he is just so soft and so full of love 🤧💗
(uh those 3 got so long i’ll ramble less from now on lol)
4. Byun Baekhyun - EXO
byun baekhyun is literal sunshine and warmth wrapped in a human body 💗💗💗 i love his love for eris he looks at us with the softest and most loving expressions 🤧 on another note he’s also so funny???? and his variety sense is the best @ sm let him go on variety shows you cowards
5. Zhang Yixing - EXO
ip really showed another side of him aside from his fluffy and soft sheep/ unicorn character lmao. aside from being so hardworking his morals are also very good and he’s so down to earth, he’s truly such a role model. but i hope he wouldn’t overwork himself and let himself rest more 😣 (he also got dimples adkhgjd you can see i have a type)
6. Kwon Jiyong/ G-Dragon - BigBang
this man is the complete opposite onstage and offstage, his aura is so strong and he just demands your attention, but then he gets so shy offstage and i’m like ??? how is that the same person?????? i can’t wait for him to finish his enlistment and come back to slay us with more songs!!!!
7. Jackson Wang - Got7
jackson is my first kpop bias lol he actually got me into kpop! and that’s because he is from hong kong lol but i don’t really keep up with got7 and him that much now adkghdj but i love watching his chinese variety shows he’s a ray of energy and sunshine
8. Park Jihoon - Wanna One
jihoon is the cutest and softest boy alive although he claims himself to be manly andkhgjs i stanned him since start of pd101 this boy is so powerful he ruled korea with just one wink and his jeojang 💕💘💖💓💘
9. Jeon Jungkook - BTS
i actually don’t keep up with bts much but jungkook is my first bias in bts he just caught my attention at the beginning 💖💖💖💖
10. Wong Yukhei/ Lucas - NCT
same with bts i actually don’t keep up with nct much but i just fell for him??? (he’s from hong kong as well lmao maybe that’s why) i hope to properly stan nct when i have time lol
i’m so bad with words asdhgndkj i just rambled on and on lol, it probably doesn’t make sense and this got so long i’m sorry
tagging: @caixukun @caixukun-9 @lengyanjun @percent9 @ynajun @zhhengting @linyanjvn @yanjns + anyone who wants to do this (only do it if you want to!)
#i just realized all 10 are from boy groups lol i’m sorry#adfkngdkj this tag is just me exposing myself how trash i am for my biases#tagged#bias tag#tag games#personal
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