#also top two ao3 users for the robin ii bashing tag because Jason has issuesTM

[glitter-stained]

Enemies to friends Jason & Tim but it's one where they dislike eachother irl and are besties online because they're mutuals who both write and read extremely biaised Nightwing fanfics and one-shots that make fun of batman in comically accurate ways and they're like "you. Idk how you got accurate enough in your fanon perception to know exactly how to roast Batman in the funniest ways but you are the only one who gets me."

Tim is especially devastated to find out it was Jason, but they have to put their differences aside because they want to preserve their bond of roasting Bruce (mostly for traits they have in common with him) and validating eachother's fucked up relationship to Dick.

tim : blegh.. I hate coffee.

jason : wait, I thought you loved coffee?

tim : no? where'd you get that idea? I've always hated coffee.

jason :

tim :

(jason reads batfam fanfics)