#also this was me channeling elizabeth’s ‘i’ll be seeing you’ lambert

[julek]

how about "cold, innit? / you cold?" for two oblivious witchers (lam+aiden) sharing a bedroll when they run into each other in the wake of winter? (:

Lambert shifts. He rolls over. He sniffles, then rolls over again. He flips onto his stomach. He flips onto his back—

“Will you stay still?”

Aiden’s voice is loud and clear in his ear —of course it is, they’re laying side by side and practically glued together— and there’s something in his tone that reminds him of training with Vesemir. He dismisses the thought.

“Sorry, uh.” He shifts again, but slowly this time. “Can’t find it.”

“What?”

Lambert blinks up at the night sky. “The, uh— the position.”

“The position?” Now Aiden shifts, too. “Which position.”

“The one I usually sleep in.”

“Which is...”

Lambert turns, and he’s facing Aiden now. His features are sharper in the moonlight, he notes, his scars deeper and his pupils are dilated. Must be the cold, he reasons.

“I usually sleep on my back,” he starts, and he feels ridiculous explaining it, but Aiden asked. “And I can’t, now, but my body hasn’t realized yet.”

Aiden narrows his eyes. They’re dark green now, bordering on brown, and the way the moonshine reflects on them makes Lambert’s breath catch. Must be the cold.

“You’re really weird, you know.”

Lambert sighs. “I know.”

They’re quiet for a while, neither of them asleep, and Lambert doesn’t think he’ll be able to sleep at all. He starts naming his potions. Swallow, Cat, Kiss, Shrike— who named them, anyway? He’ll have to ask Vesemir next winter. He feels a shiver run through his spine.

“It’s cold, isn’t it?”

Aiden stirs. He blinks lazily at him. “What?”

His voice is thick with sleep, and Lambert winces. “Uh, no, I just— it’s cold.”

“It is,” Aiden concedes, “which is why we’re sharing my bedroll.”

“Hmm. Yes. I’m— uh. I never do that. Sharing.” Lambert isn’t sure why, exactly, he’s telling Aiden all this, given the Witcher probably wants to kick him off his bedroll and get the fuck to sleep. “I never talk this much, either.”

“I know.” Aiden’s eyes have gone dark. “Listen. I want to sleep. I know your heart is racing, because I feel it against my chest and because I smell the way your blood is cursing through your veins.”

He’s right, which is why Lambert can’t protest.

“So,” Aiden continues, “here’s what we’ll do. You’ll spoon me.”

“What?”

Aiden looks at Lambert with infinite patience. It reminds him of Vesemir again. “You.” He grabs Lambert’s arms. “Will spoon me. So you can focus on something other than the cold. So you can sleep, and I can sleep, and we can get to Hagge tomorrow.”

Lambert doesn’t find it in himself to argue, so he just lets himself be led, lets Aiden’s warm hands press against his skin until they’re laying side by side, his knees slotted against the back of Aiden’s, the Witcher’s back to his chest. It’s nice, he has to admit, and it’s efficient — he’s not so cold anymore. Aiden’s heart beats quicker than his, just slightly so, and he can feel it close to his own heart.

It’s nice. He says so.

“It is,” Aiden mumbles. “Go to sleep, Wolf.”

He does.

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tagged by @leonzhng​ thanks for making me dig through my most embarrassing crushes 😭✋

i’ll tag @highwarlockkareena​ @yibobibo​ @lan-xichens​ @purplexedhuman​ @aheartfullofjolllly​ @lanzhansmiles​ @nyx4​ i feel like i tag you guys in everything i am so sorry please ignore this if u don’t wanna do it !!

putting this under a read more for reasons

MEN 2010 – 2016

literally nothing more embarrassing than falling on the same type of white man over and over again (with the exception of minho from shinee bless his heart)

tommy joe ratliff → he was the bass player for adam lambert during his glamnation era (think of songs like for your entertainment and if i had you) idk why exactly i liked him so much but i just did.... however i searched him up again quite recently and found out he’s one of those republicans that says the dumbest shit on twitter so Big Yikes

harry styles → “baby you light up my world like nobody else, the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed, and when you smile at the ground it ain’t hard to tell...” and BOOM 13-year-old me was sold for well over two years

louis tomlinson → basically i liked harry most until around 2013 when for some reason i started to like him a little less, and i got more focused on louis tomlinson, and although i didn’t like one direction anymore louis tomlinson always had a special place in my heart

ashton irwin → so ashton is 5sos’ drummer, i discovered 5sos through one direction & i stanned them until late 2014

harries twins → the harries twins (jack & finn) are basically the reason i started spending a lot of time on youtube, they were funny and pretty and they just had good videos in general, so for almost two years i’d watch their content regularly

choi minho → my first steps into kpop happened bc i was watching videos on youtube (most probably the harries twins) and suddenly i saw the sherlock mv in my recommended videos so i clicked on it and then 14-year-old me proceeded to fall for minho like an idiot

brooks twins → still youtubers, the brooks twins were 3/5 of the janoskians (jai & luke brooks, beau brooks, daniel sahyounie, & james yammouni), an australian youtube comedy group that was active from 2011-2018 though i was only around from 2012-2014 (when jai brooks was dating ariana grande)

jc caylen → surprise! another youtuber! jc caylen was part of o2l (our2ndlife) a youtube collaboration channel on which each of the 6 members posted videos on a certain day in the week (mondays with connor, tuesdays with ricky, wednesdays with sam, thursdays with jc, fridays with trevi (my 2nd favorite member bc she participated on the x factor), saturdays with ricardo, and then they had surprise sundays every week) and i remember how much joy jc & the others always brought me with their silly videos

misha collins → up next, you might know him as the gay angel that was sent to superhell after confessing his love to the homophobic hunter on supernatural, it’s misha collins! basically misha was a huge source of comfort for me, and i even went around calling myself emmisha for almost two full years (cringe)

henrik holm → he played even bech naesheim in skam and my crush on him reached that level of ridiculousness where i actually tried my hand at learning norwegian (i can only remember how to introduce myself and some curse words i would make a great first impression on him)

MEN 2016 – 2021

min yoongi → okay so my baby steps into kpop happened through shinee’s sherlock, but i only got really invested when yoongi dropped agust d 1 because Holy Fuck y’know??

kim namjoon → oh man i remember thinking namjoon was cute and a very good leader and then BAM he dressed like THAT at the 2016 mma’s and i fell in love. hard

park seojoon → i started liking park seojoon whilst i was watching hwarang (you guessed it, i watched it bc of taehyung), although he wasn’t my favorite character by far, but he was very silly off camera & i liked that (i’m not that into him anymore tho </3)

kim seokjin → OH BOY LET ME TELL U i liked seokjin from the very beginning (i got to know bts in late 2014) and i always liked seeing him perform and be himself and god once i realized i had a crush on him it just hit me like a mf truck, and he’s still one of my favorite people to this day

jung hoseok → god fake love era hoseok really hits different.... also yes i know i have all of bts’ hyung line on my list BUT bts was a really big part of my life for almost 6 years soooo honestly they deserve it i still think they’re great guys

choi san → when ateez made their debut in 2018 i immediately fell in love with san, he was such an amazing dancer and he captivated me right from the very beginning, to this day he’s still my bias in ateez uwu

xiao zhan → AND THEN, OCTOBER OF 2019 HAPPENS AND I WATCH CQL AND... i fall in love with xiao zhan, something i’d never expected would happen bc when i watched cql for the first time i wasn’t as invested in the story, but i really really really liked xiao zhan and one thing led to another and now here i am as a xfx

wang yibo → the thing is, i’ve known yibo since eoeo except i didn’t know cql yibo was uniq yibo (bc i’d forgotten his name) and when i looked it up i can tell you my jaw dropped to the floor bc holy shit????? also he is very silly and i love him loads ok

lee minho → ah, the man who has been my skz bias since 2018, not only is minho my bias i also kin him (there’s a lot of aspects of myself that i see in minho and vice versa) and he’s very comforting to me

bang chan → honestly, it was only a matter of time before i’d fall for bang chan, i knew the moment i got into skz again that i’d start biasing him and, well, here i am, double biasing chan & minho

WOMEN

this list is shorter bc i’ve in general always had less crushes on women than on men??? blame society forcing me into thinking i was straight for a LONG time

ariana grande → remember the 2011 layout of twitter?? where u could not only have an icon and a header, but also a background and ur twitter page was smack in the center of ur screen with the big ugly menu bar at the top??? yeah ariana grande was always my background for my l*rr* st*l*n*s*n layouts

perrie edwards → this was right around the time she was dating zayn & little mix was breaking out into the spotlight, yeah i just really loved her

andrea russett → okay so remember o2l?? andrea russett was kian’s girlfriend for a pretty long time and they always did videos together and i always thought she was super pretty

lily collins → maybe i don’t like clary in tmi all that much but i sure liked the way lily collins looked

alona tal → MY BISEXUAL AWAKENING, it’s only when i saw alona tal in spn that i realized, fuck i might be gay

park jihyo → i discovered twice (my 2nd jype group after day6) through the like ooh-ahh mv and red-haired jihyo really did something to my heart (i just rewatched it and god zombie bang chan is so mf cute)

kim jisoo → when bp made their square two comeback i was immediately smitten for red-haired jisoo in playing with fire, it’s also when i realized she was my bias out of the four members

shin ryujin → the reason that i have blue hair is partially bc of ryujin and her amazing intro in wannabe :D

xuan lu → her portrayal of jiang yanli was SO ON POINT and she’s just such a kindhearted wonderful person wow i want her hand in marriage

lee yoobin → god i’ve known dreamcatcher from back when they were still called minx and ever since i’ve always looked at dami that bit more than the rest, i was also able to see dreamcatcher live in october of 2019 and the whole experience was just so amazing !!

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS

there’s a whole lot more than just these 10 but i wanted to fit the evolution into one (1) slide as best as i could lmao

peter pan → this movie came out in 2003 (?) and he’s honestly the first fictional character i remember ever having a crush on

legolas → i was really doubting between placing haldir or legolas here but i only really got a vague haldir obsession when i was like 14

zuko → LOOK. ZUKO IN ATLA? HOT. ZUKO IN LOK? HOT EVEN IF HE’S AN OLD MAN.

will turner → man was annoying sometimes but i really liked him and his relationship with elizabeth was cute

jo harvelle → gosh i can’t believe she’s the only female character in here???? yeah she was one of my two spn faves and i’ll never forgive the screenwriters for the way they killed her off

castiel → does your fave ever get sent to super hell for being gay? no? well. mine did

kili → fili and kili’s storyline tore my heart out, spit on it, and then laughed straight in my face, KILI WAS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE DWARF

howl → i only watched this movie for the first time in 2020 so i kinda fucked up the tl cause i watched cql in 2019 but shh, anyways howl with his blonde hair was good looking but howl with his black hair just hits differently. i want a howl

lan jingyi → MY BABY BOY, TINIE LITTLE BABIE WHOMST I MUST PROTECT ok no but seriously this kid. i love him a lot

mu qing → BARK BARK. that’s all (that’s not all i love him a whole lot and it hurts me to see so many people misunderstand his character and only see the bad parts of him when they can forgive others for fucking up (eg. xie lian himself & feng xin) but bc mu qing doesn’t deal well with emotions suddenly he’s the bad guy??? i s2g if ppl are gonna do to him what they did to jiang cheng in the tgcf la i will RIOT)

[sociopath-analysis]

Female Sociopaths in Popular Media (Part 47)

Go here for Part 1. It provides an explanation for this list. Also, check out the master list which includes analyses of all the included characters. (Some analyses still may not be completed as of yet.) If this is the first part you’ve seen, reblog one of those two posts. Otherwise, feel free to reblog this one.

Pictured above (left to right):

Drizella (voiced by Russi Taylor (EN) and Shinobu Adachi (JP)), Lady Tremaine[1] (voiced by Susanne Blakeslee (EN), Aiko Konoshima (JP)), and Anastasia (voiced by Tress MacNeille (EN) and Ayumi Kido (JP)) in Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep (2010)

Kimura from Marvel Comics

Krista Sparks, aka Dollface (voiced by Annie Hayden and played (live-action) by Tara Darby) from Twisted Metal (2012)

the Joker’s Daughter in DC Comics Bombshells (2015-2017)

Maryann Forrester (played by Michelle Forbes) from True Blood (2008-2014)

Rie Kishibe[2] (voiced by Aya Hisakawa) from Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth (2015)

Frances Booth[3] (played by Marina Stephenson Kerr (pictured) and Tara Keshler (young)) from Channel Zero (2016-2019)

Dahlia Gillespie from Silent Hill (1999, voiced by Liz Mamorski) and Silent Hill: Origins (2007, voiced by Lauren Bouvard)

Christabella LaRoach from the Silent Hill comics (2004-2008)

Judge Margaret Halloway (played by Elizabeth Lambert) from Silent Hill: Homecoming (2008)

[1] She has two versions already listed and I usually don’t like repeating examples when I already have posted one version on the galleries, but this was the best picture I could find with the sisters together, so I had to concede. File that under problems that only I care about and no one else. [2] Thanks to @ouchmaster6000 for recommending this one. [3] Thanks to @color2wheel for recommending this one.

If you wanna help me, suggest some characters for me to include on the list by leaving a comment on any of the posts, sending an ask, or messaging me. You’ll be credited for helping me when I include them in the gallery post. If you don’t want to be credited, just ask and I’ll leave your name off the post.

Either that or help fact check my profiles on the master list. I haven’t seen a lot of the things that these characters come from, so I don’t have a lot of firsthand knowledge. If you have seen/played/read any of the works that I have included, look through the profiles and see if there are any inaccuracies I need to edit.

[rxbbstarks]

jonsa / war of the roses meta