#also this makes him a very fun combination with ghiaccio! if i may get a little shippy

[hakugreenfinch]

huh... the bucci gang never meets sorbet, gelato or melone

[moodys-art]

Uwaaa I wonder if that LS ask is about cheering a quiet reader and tried to make them laugh/smile (ignore this if not that one and sorry i set myself as anonymous), sorry if it hard for you, you can skip that one and do the other first ><

No need to apologize ! Your request was lovely, thank you for sending it in <3 I combined the two ideas together as they're similar. What I wrote is a bit general but I hope you'll like it nevertheless :)

La Squadra cheering up quiet reader :

Risotto

He isn't much of a jokester and is maybe too serious for that. Not that it's a bad thing, because he actually prefers genuine complimenting over your personality, looks, and pleasing quietness as well, if that's usual for you. He'd love to spend quality time with you, maybe chilling on the couch while watching a comedy, something that will make him hear your beautiful and precious laugh that his ears cherish so much.

Prosciutto

Good luck, because while he may be extremely good at comforting and soothing people, he finds making them laugh a bit more difficult. If he notices you being quieter than usual, depending on how close you are, he'll try and sit you down and maybe give your back a few rubs, before sitting back and checking in on you from time to time. He'll suggest playing board games with you and Pesci, maybe also getting lunch outdoors. You know you can talk to him about anything, right ? But don't ask him to make silly faces, though...He may try, likely ending up being mocked by Formaggio.

Formaggio

You know he's one of the best around here to make even the most composed people break down in laugh. He'll make even more cheesy jokes and dad jokes than usual, the type of humor that's either really corny or obvious. Formaggio will buy ton of candy if you can eat them, poke at your sides, mess with your hair, you get it.

Illuso

He doesn't like to be too obvious about cheering you up as he's a really proud and arrogant guy, but...you'll notice a few of your favorite snacks randomly appearing in your room, or next to your stuff. Illuso will deny any responsibility in this but the way he also tries to makes you laugh by hugging and tickling you at the same time will wash away any cloud of doubt in your mind.

Pesci

He's kind of awkward at this, but he knows what to do. What about watching funny pets videos ? Cats, rabbits, ducklings... Seeing you being quiet, whether it's normal or unusual, makes him wonder what you've got on your mind. He'll try to bond with you over video games lore, movies, baking pastries together. Like Prosciutto, he's not the best at jokes, but ideally knows what kind of things will make you genuinely smile, because he likes you and hence, is very in tune with you.

Melone

Oh, you're a bit quiet and down ? You need some fun ? He'll be all over you asking you these type of questions with a hand on your shoulder, or in your hair if you're closer. Calling you pretty names like 'bella/bello', 'sunshine', fishing for any hint of a smile or blush on your face. He might invite you to his room to chat a bit and maybe, if that's your thing, smoke some weed, or simply eat cookies in the golden hour while on his pop art carpet. He's very physical and his hugs are extremely passionate, so you will probably crack a smile.

Ghiaccio

Hm...Ghiaccio certainly notices that you're being quiet and need some cheering up only after staring at you for a bit, feeling that something is off. After processing it and thinking about what he can do, he'll either take you to nap next to him or to ice-skating. He may ask others what things you like and is really invested in talking to you and making you smile or laugh. If the last does happen as well, he'll be quite moved and flustered, working towards knowing you more and spending more time with you.

[tenthgrove]

Hey! I saw full requests were open? If it hasn’t been done already, La Squadra with a teammate or s/o who gets very nervous and fidgety when having to go in public? Going to stores and places other than where they live is hard for them?

I love your writing, and I hope you’re doing well! :)

Well That's A Mood

La Squadra x Reader, Platonic/Romantic, SFW

Formaggio- This is a man who lives his life on the move. He's it's rare to find him at home before 8pm and following him around would have you think he's acquainted with half the population of Naples. I guess you could say opposites attract. This in mind, Formaggio likes to make the most of his contrasting personality to help you tolerate the experience of being in public. This works both by distracting you from your surroundings with his pure emotional volume and also distracting others, to reduce your feeling of being watched.

Illuso- Illuso is an ambivert. Not quite an introvert but not quite an extrovert either. He prefers sticking away from busy places but can cope with them if needs be. He might not notice your nerves at first as he tends to be focused on the strangers around him for signs of dangers, but once you tell him, it can be easily remedied. The assurance that if it gets too much, you can just go to the mirror world, may in itself be enough to help you get through this outing.

Prosciutto- The bad news about shopping with Prosciutto is that he takes the middle class mum's attitude to buying things. I.e. he stands around in one aisle repeatedly holding up two objects for half an hour before deciding to "see what's in the other aisle first then come back and see if we like this one more." In short, there is no 'quick pop to the shops.' Despite all this, he does change his ways when you tell him about your nervousness. He even learns to internet shop for you! In case you needed any more proof he loves you.

Pesci- He can relate to you. Being trained by Prosciutto has given him a healthy dose of paranoia about the general public, and he's currently in that awkward spot where he knows just how much danger could be lurking round the corner but doesn't yet have the confidence to deal with it. To compromise, he likes to do something fun while you're out, so you've got more to do than just focus on your anxieties. Perhaps a trip to the cinema could calm both your nerves.

Melone- A homebody at heart, Melone rarely can't be convinced to stay at home. However, he does like to go out and about occasionally, particularly during party seasons to soak up the atmosphere. Still, he is very considerate of your nerves and won't force you to come. You can always make up the time together later. In the event you do find yourself getting fidgety while out together, he will simply put his phone in one of your hands, take hold of the other, and encourage you to distract yourself on his games while he leads the way. The wonders of technology.

Ghiaccio- Another introvert, Ghiaccio spends most of his outside time before dawn and after dark, to save himself the displeasure of interacting with the human species. He definitely won't be pressuring you to go on a sudden shopping trip at peak hours. His strategy for when your nervousness strikes is simply to promise that anyone who causes you trouble will sustain multiple skull fractures courtesy of his fist. It's a promise he absolutely intends to hold himself to.

Risotto- At the expense of sounding repetitive, here is another assassin who absolutely has no objections to avoiding stressful outings wherever possible. A combination of autism and looking like some horror movie cosplay you've never heard of tends to leave him poor received by the general public, so he leaves errand running to the rest of the team. When you do go out together he helps you stay calm by keeping you occupied with light conversation (yes, he is capable of such a thing) and hurrying the outing to a close.

Sorbet and Gelato- The bad news is that Sorbet and Gelato do go out quite a bit. Neither of them are really into the internet so they have to go into town to get their things, as well as gathering all the intel for their endless work. They do stress you're under no obligation to come with them as they've already got each other as backup, but if you did come they'd really appreciate it. They'll make sure it's worth your while.

[bucci-gang]

Can I have some headcanons of la Squadra having a new female teammate who is eccentric, goofy, funny and obsessed with robots, she also wears one of those really round glasses. Thank you!

Hey?? I love her

Under the cut!! it got kind of long lmao

RISOTTO NERO

Capo doesn’t believe he has to treat her any differently, be it because of her sex, or because of her odd interest in robots. Either way, if she functions well as part of the squad, he doesn’t really mind.

That being said though, if she were to tell him about her interests, he would listen intently, casually pointing out a few things or asking questions every now and then. He’s a curious man! He loves learning new things, and thinks her goofiness is a welcome break from the dreary nature of their job.

Some members of the gang do fall under the eccentric and/or goofy description, so if they were to mess around too much with or without the new member, he’d tell all of them off sternly. 

FORMAGGIO

Formaggio, too, is goofy. He may not understand the whole deal with robots but hey, as long as she’s down to pull pranks on the other members or to just mess around, he’s cool!

He may or may not make fun of her glasses, or any other weird ticks she may have. It’s all in good fun though, as being too serious all the time just takes too much out of him. He likes to just kick back and relax sometimes. Which may or may not include making fun of other people.

ILLUSO

Illuso knows about her interest, and as unusual as it may be, he doesn’t really mind. If she were to come up to him and talk about her interests though, he’d listen and ask a few questions, maybe make some witty quips. After all, he sticks to people who talk to him, but don’t expect conversation. The only person he may openly lead a conversation with is Risotto, and even then, that doesn’t happen very often.

If she gets roped into doing pranks by the other members, he probably tags along, either to record the unfortunate victim’s reaction, or to just gather information. People reveal most about themselves when they’re not on guard, after all.

PROSCIUTTO

Oh, god help him. He can’t deal with another member who messes around too much. He’s probably a little too harsh to her during the first few weeks of joining the gang, but it’s for her own good. Prosciutto is one of the more mature members of the gang, and he’s taken it to be his responsibility to ensure the rare new members learn whatever it is they need to learn to make a fine assassin.

That being said, he probably surprises the new member by showing interest in her robot obsession. He’s gone through that too- back when he was in his teens. He was more interested in how they can be applied to heavy tasks such as in infrastructure, how to better the use and storage of heavy machinery, and other things of the like. He’s nothing if not practical and systematic.

PESCI

Admittedly enough, Pesci is more interested in vehicles than robots, but he does see their appeal! He has very vivid memories of his fra being obsessed with them back in the day. He finds her goofy personality fun, and probably is the first to get close to her.

He asks her stuff about her interests, and shares his interests with her, too! He never really got the chance to further pursue his passions as he dropped out during high school, but he does read a lot, and her interest only encourages him to do more reading. 

Overall, she’s a very good influence to him. And if they hit it off well, Pesci’s overall confidence and faith in speaking with other people greatly improves, as well.

MELONE 

Regardless of the new member’s sex, Melone still comes off as rather creepy. His bold nature combined with his tendencies to be analytical and calculating can set off all sorts of alarms in someone’s head. Unfortunately, the new member can and will be subject to this, as goofy and light-hearted as they may be.

However, once he is made aware of her interests in robots, it definitely piques his interest. He’s… honestly much more interested in biology as compared to robotics, but he is still quite knowledgeable in that area. He takes this time to expand upon what he already knows about the technical aspect of robots, and as well as what their new member’s interest says about them as a person.

GHIACCIO

Ghiaccio’s got his fair share of interests, or rather, quirks, looked upon as rather odd by most people. The language thing is a great example of this. Despite seeming like he has no inside voice whatsoever, though, Ghiaccio prefers to keep to himself. The new member’s goofiness may deter him from interacting with them soon, but once they get adjusted to everybody else, Ghiaccio will slowly come around. Don’t worry, he just gets shy around new people- as much as he likes to deny it.

Okay, he’s a loud guy, but he does know that if he wants someone to listen to him, he’s got to listen to them too. After subjecting the new member and some unfortunate others (namely Pesci) to his near-daily rants, he sticks around and listens to the new member if they want to ramble to him. He probably asks about terms he doesn’t recognize, or ask them about something that’s bothered him about robots if the topic gears towards it. He takes great pride in his intelligence and never misses out on an opportunity to learn something new.

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Headcanons for La Squadra members reacting to a female member joining them? (+shes very pretty and uses her looks to seduce and kill her targets but when she's not on the job she's very serious and mature?)

I hope these are okay, sorry it’s taken so long! 

- Risotto doesn’t really mind how they manage to do their job, so long as the target is killed swiftly and not a trace of them is left. He really couldn’t care less about their flirty attitude that draws in their targets, in fact, it’s worked quite in their favour more times than not.

- It’s because of their serious, mature nature off missions that makes him so nonchalant about their methods of baiting their targets. He trusts that they take every mission with the importance that it must be taken in, and while they may not talk much, they tend to get along well.

- Proscuitto, much like Risotto, doesn’t mind how they complete the mission. The deed is already done, and he appreciates the efficiency in which they work in. He is wary, though; should a target realise that they are baiting them, things could turn ugly. He warns them before each mission to watch their target carefully and always have a backup plan.

- He is glad they aren’t as rowdy as some of the members in his gang; he often spends time with them when he is tired of the other members in a comfortable silence while they page through their next mission. It annoys him when the other members act with immaturity because their job isn’t one that should be taken lightly, so it’s nice to see someone taking the job with the maturity they should.

- Pesci is slightly…intimidated by their presence, both on and off their missions. He’s because they do it so well, they seem to fit right into this lifestyle; and it seems to make him stick out all the more painfully. He’s wary of them, too, simply because of the fact that they are a woman, and he’s not used to being in such close quarters with someone who seduces her targets. They seem good for the job, so good that it scares him.

- Their serious nature off the mission doesn’t help much, either. He avoids them, not because he doesn’t like them, but because he is afraid of their reaction to him stuffing up. He’d hoped that the new member was fumbling around with the ropes as much as he was, and he’s not quite too sure he likes being under them (though he’s been there longer.) He’ll try to be friendly to them if they show him that same kindness.

- Ghiaccio shouldn’t be a tad annoyed at how easily they manage their missions, and, for the most point they barely even need to fight their targets; that their fate is sealed after only a few pretty smiles and suggestive lines. But he is, mainly because his beginning into the assassin squad had not been so breezy, and he can’t help but feel as if Risotto’s eyes are boring into his own as he enlists this new member into another mission. He keeps it to himself, and the other members will reassure them that he’s always this cranky with the green members; he’ll settle (well, as much as he possibly can) in due time.

- Their serious nature off missions makes it so that he doesn’t really have much to grumble about. They’re always punctual to meetings, never a hair out of place and with a no-nonsense demeanour, they won’t often find them at the end of Ghiaccio’s fury. That isn’t to say that he isn’t yelling at them in a frustrated state at how if someone doesn’t deal with Melone “pulling stupid shit with that fucking stand of his” he’ll freeze his team members hands off. They better pre-occupy Ghiaccio, or become Melone’s new test subject, because Ghiaccio doesn’t make empty threats often, at least not toward the warped Stand of BabyFace.

- They could make a perfect mother for BabyFace. Melone cant stop thinking of all the combinations that it could make, the deadly suave killer he could mound out of his Stand…but then again, BabyFace wasn’t quite much of a charmer, he was terrifying (or at least definitely not as easy on the eyes as their newest member.)

- Their nature off mission would prove useful to his Stand, and so before long, they’ll be caught on the couch just after a meeting with Melone, his computer in hand and an intrigued glint in his eye. They’ll have to make sure to let him know they want nothing to do with his shenanigans, firmly, or he won’t stop pursuing them. He isn’t used to dealing with women, and if they avoid him and ignore his constant banter, he’ll grow tired of their disinterest. If they continue to be friendly with them, however, and let him know when he’s making them uncomfortable he’s more than likely to listen to them. They remind him somewhat of Risotto or Proscuitto, and he respects them. He may not respect women, but he’ll learn to respect them if they do the same.

- Illuso studied them before they even joined; he marked up their files for Risotto, and he’s not surprised when he sees how they assassinate their targets. He thinks it’s pretty neat; he just hopes the men don’t get too touchy. The assassins have each had setbacks in missions, however, they don’t really have to deal with grabby hands whilst trying to bait a target. They may not notice in that, in their first couple of missions, there’s a faint glint in the shop mirror as Illuso watches them, just in case.

- He realises when he sees them after the mission as stony-faced as Proscuitto while waiting to be briefed on the next mission that they could handle themselves. He’ll exchange pleasantries with them on the off chance Risotto pairs them together for their mission, or if they bump into each other at the base, but he’d rather keep to himself and observe.

- Formaggio also is more surprised that they have a female member than how she does her work. It suits them, strangely enough, and other than a couple of teasing remarks, he’ll leave it be. Work is work; at its best, it’s gnarly and traumatic, so he tries not to keep it in his mind any longer than it has to be.

- He leaves them be for the most part when he realises he won’t get a rise out of them. Teasing is hardly fun with someone who will barely acknowledge your jabs and jests. He respects them, still, and will occasionally save them a spot on the couch next to the stray cat he’s feeding, and offer it to them for a pat if they seem stressed out. Bad luck if they get hay fever from cats because if they’re surrounded by him all they’ll be doing is sneezing.