#also this is probably lowkey ass bc i'm so out of practice

[rax-writes]

.⋆.♡. rule thirty-four .♡.⋆.

Wulbren Bongle x Reader smüt

content warnings: alcohol consumption, semi-drunk sèx, switch!Wulbren, reader has a vagina and breasts, oral (f!receiving), fingering (f!receiving), semi-public sèx, dom!Reader, safeword is established but not used, unprotected sèx, creampie(s), riding, begging, squirting, overstimulation, probably ooc!Wulbren idfk

happy valentine’s day to those of you who will hear me out on this 💀

“Have you any idea how desperate I am for you?”

Wulbren seems equally surprised by the words that fell from his lips, and several beats of silence followed.

Wulbren had never been a fan of socializing, but he’d been dragged to the get-together by his comrades, who stated that it wouldn’t be right for their leader to not participate in a celebration in their honor. Plus, he didn’t want to seem even more of a stick-in-the-mud than he already did – especially not now that he was trying to slowly, painstakingly turn over a new leaf. But gods, it was too much in there. As such, Wulbren had inadvertently followed you, exiting through a different door in search of the bench he’d spotted earlier – where the famed and fabled Hero of Baldur’s Gate sat.

The going away party for the Ironhand Gnomes, who were planning to return to the Underdark, was enjoyable, but the good drink and good company had become a bit much for you. The cool night air had been a welcomed reprieve from it all, and you were enjoying the solitude – until Wulbren rounded the corner and stared at you awkwardly, unsure of whether to leave you be or join you.

You had giggled – so faintly that he didn’t even hear it. He simply assumed that’d been the cause of the slight movement of your shoulders, combined with the smile on your lips, as you took in the uncertain expression on his face, before patting the spot beside you. In hindsight, it must have been that very same indescribable charm of yours, coupled with that disarming smile on your lips, that prompted his alcohol-riddled mind to spew out what had been his deepest, darkest secret.

The flush that had been present on your cheeks before Wulbren’s abrupt confession only deepened, but he merely stared back at you, wide-eyed and slack-jawed. A faint blush of his own tinted his cheeks a lavender hue.

“Elaborate,” was all you managed in response, sensing the panic rising within the Ironhand Gnome and therefore aiming to broach the subject gently, carefully.

“You’re infuriating, do you know that?” Wulbren blurted – once again not giving his words a moment’s thought before they tumbled past his lips. The mixture of confusion, shock, and amusement on your face did little to encourage him, but he soldiered on. “You are intelligent, tough, capable, quick-witted, and kind. Myself, and half my clan, would be rotting corpses in that Moonrise Towers cell right now if you hadn’t done what you did. And you had no reason to. But you did it. And then I was an absolute cunt to you. More than once. Yet you still helped me resolve things with the Gondians, and keep peace with my clan, even when my own greed and hatred nearly cost me everything.”

“That’s all very sweet – and creeping dangerously close to a ‘thank you’ that I fear may send you to an early grave, but…” you mused, leaning forward on the hand resting on the bench between you two. The smirk on your lips, and the low, teasing tone of your voice made Wulbren’s head spin. “You’ve yet to get to explaining the ‘desperate’ part.”

Wulbren hesitated, just for a moment. He then took a long, deep swig of the whiskey in his glass, before leveling you with a hard stare.

“You are beautiful and enchanting in a way that makes me believe that the only explanation is that Ao himself had a hand in your creation. Every single thing about you steals the air from my lungs. And after all you’ve done for me, for all of Faerûn– how the fuck would I not be desperate for you? Along with every other man who lays eyes on you.”

You couldn’t be sure if it was the alcohol muddling your mind, or just the weight of his words, but you had to take a moment to let it all sink in. Slowly, you took another sip of your drink, then hummed thoughtfully.

“Interesting.”

“Interesting?” Wulbren parroted incredulously – teetering on offense. He’d just poured his fucking heart out to you, and that was your response?!

“Interesting,” you repeated, then swung a leg over the bench to straddle it, and leaned forward towards him again. With both palms flat on the stone, it accentuated your cleavage – which snatched Wulbren’s attention for a split second, before returning his eyes to yours. “Interesting that you’re worried what other men may think of me, when you’re the one out here with me…. All alone…. With all the time in the world to do something about it.”

The sound of his cup hitting the ground cut through the noise of the reverie inside the tavern, and before your half-drunk mind could process the movement, he was surging forward to cup your face in his hands and pull you into a kiss – filled with more passion than any other you’d experienced in your life.

The pair of you had managed to nonchalantly sneak into the basement of the tavern, having deemed it the closest option for privacy. That was somewhere near an hour ago – or perhaps even longer. You’d lost all sense from the amount of time Wulbren had been between your thighs, surprisingly strong hands prying you open for his eager mouth to devour you.

The Ironhand leader licked, sucked, nibbled, feasted on you in a way that made it clear that his confessions of longing were not merely talk. The man was truly, deeply, deliciously desperate for you. Even after you’d orgasmed once already, Wulbren did not stop – would not stop until he’d gotten his fill. He’d simply swatted your hand away when you attempted to push him away, and held you down harder, with a strength built from years of ironwork, sure to leave bruises that’d appear by morning.

The mindless groan Wulbren let out against your center was so loud that it nearly blocked your ears from the unmistakable sound of the basement door creaking open. However, your urgent taps on his arm alerted him to the intrusion, and he halted his movements – lifting his head to watch through a crack in the storage room wall as a tipsy tavern employee stumbled about, in search of a restock on libations.

Your eyes were still locked on the worker, chest heaving as you fought to catch your breath, enjoying the reprieve from Wulbren’s fiendish tongue. However, the reprieve was short-lived, because the interruption did little to dampen his appetite. Eyes locked on your face, Wulbren slowly eased a finger inside of you, and you choked back a gasp as he immediately added another.

An impish grin graced his features when you locked eyes with him, and he whispered, “Best be quiet. Wouldn’t want some poor, unsuspecting tavern employee to see the Hero of Baldur’s Gate in such an indecent state, now would we?”

“Wulbren –” you whispered frantically, but the bastard silenced you when he began thrusting his fingers. In and out, curling them to hit your sweet spot, and you could do nothing more than clamp a hand over your mouth to muffle the whimpers that escaped.

“Oh, my apologies, did you have something to say?” Wulbren teased in a whisper, head tilted in a curious manner, contradicting the smirk on his lips and his darkened eyes.

“Wulbren, wait, I’m – fuck, I’m gonna — wait, wait, wait –”

“Hm… I don’t think I will,” he hummed quietly, then zeroed in on the spot that made you clench around his fingers the most, abusing it until –

Your fist collided with the table you laid upon, an unconscious response to the overwhelming, ear-ringing, dizzying pleasure that overwhelmed your body – especially considering that you were still fighting off the sounds that threatened to escape you.

However, the whack against the wood caught the employee’s attention, and Wulbren watched in anticipation as the man froze, scratched his head, and took a step towards the supply cupboard – until someone at the top of the stairs called for him. He mumbled “somethin’ must’ve fallen” before disappearing, closing the heavy wooden door behind him, thereby reinstating the lovers’ privacy.

All of your concentration was dedicated to re-learning how to breathe, so you didn’t notice Wulbren licking his fingers clean before discarding everything from the waist down, until your head lolled to the side to see him holding a hand out to you. His expression was serious, and devoid of emotion, but you could see it in his eyes – the nervousness, the apprehension.

You took his hand and joined him on the floor, as the two of you were in an unspoken agreement that the old table would not be able to handle the force of a coupling. When you sat down, you grabbed his face and pulled him into a deep, passionate kiss. It seemed as though he melted into you; the tension left his shoulders, and he let himself relax into your embrace. At that, you pulled him to lay down with you, allowing him to line himself up with your entrance without breaking the kiss.

Wulbren rested his forehead against yours and murmured, “Are you certain?”

“As certain as I was of breaking you free when I first laid eyes on you in that cell,” you replied, smiling softly against his lips. Still yet, he hesitated a moment, so you urged him by wrapping your legs around his waist and murmuring, “Please, Wulbren. I need you.”

The man shivered at your words, but nodded in confirmation, then pushed inside of you – tantalizingly slow.

Gods above, you really should have spared a peek beforehand. He was much bigger than you’d anticipated, creating a tantalizing stretch from girth alone. Your mouth dropped open and your brows furrowed, and Wulbren could scarcely stand to look at you like that – a strangled sound escaping him, from deep within his chest. You’d expected him to begin moving then, but he stayed extremely still, squeezing his eyes shut and seemingly holding his breath.

An impatient whine escaped you, and you used your ankles hooked behind him to urge him to move, but Wulbren merely let out an even more depraved, choked noise than the one before.

“S-Stop, don’t – don’t fucking do that,” he hissed, sounding breathless. “Just – just give me a moment.”

“Oh, you poor thing,” you cooed, stroking the back of your knuckles down his cheek – earning a pretty, periwinkle blush from him. “Been so desperate for so long that you can barely keep yourself from finishing the moment you’re inside me. What a sweetheart.”

“Shut the Hells –”

You flipped him over and he groaned when his back hit the floor, but you suspected it wasn’t from the impact from the way his hands fiercely, desperately, gripped your hips to halt you. You flicked his hands away, same as he’d done to you earlier, and he sucked in a stuttered breath.

“Say… hm…. Say ‘runepowder’ if you need me to stop. Otherwise, I will be taking your protests with a grain of salt. Understand?”

Wulbren nodded slightly, so you leaned forward to grab him by the jaw. Bright jewel-toned eyes stared up at you, positively enamored, and it brought a smile to your lips.

“I want your verbal confirmation, darling. Can you do that for me?”

Wulbren managed a glare, and opened his mouth to respond, then seemed to find just enough attitude left within him to shrug, the corners of his mouth twitching as he fought off a grin.

“Well, I suppose, if you won’t agree to setting a safe word, then it wouldn’t be morally appropriate of me to continue with this….” you mused with feigned resignation, frowning as you moved to get off of him. Wulbren’s hands shot out in a panic, gripping your waist and holding you in place, keeping his cock secured inside of you.

“Fine, fuck. Yes, okay, I’ll say fucking runepowder if I need to. Alright? Happy?”

As a reward, you leaned forward and kissed him – long, slow, and sweet.

“Very,” you replied, then immediately began moving your hips.

Wulbren’s head fell back against the floor with a faint thunk, and a contented sigh of relief escaped him at the sensation. You fucked yourself on his length with precision, building your pace gradually as your hips met his, until you reached a point where you were riding him without a shred of mercy. Wulbren’s cockiness from earlier gave no indication that he would get to this point – whimpering, breathless, gasping, moaning mess – especially not so quickly. But gods, it was nice to see.

You were far from finished when he, once again, tried stopping you with an iron grip on your hips and pitiful pleas of, “Hells, stop, I – I need a moment, please – fuck!”

“Hm… no, I don’t believe I will.”

Wulbren groaned, caught between wanting you to stop so he didn’t cum so godsdamned fast – and being willing to sell his very soul in exchange for you never stopping. Mindlessly, his hands attempted to halt you once more, frantically clutching your hips and waist. You took his hands in yours, and forced them above his head – flat against the wood, leaning on them to support yourself at this new angle, but being mindful to not hurt his hands.

The man whimpered in the most pathetic manner you’d ever heard, and the moment he opened his eyes – seeing you looming above him with a fucked-out smirk on your lips, still riding his cock like you were trying to kill him – it was more than he could take. Wulbren gasped your name, at the same moment you felt his warm cum filling you up.

You paused, peppering a few kisses over his nose, cheeks, forehead, and lips, before moving to kiss the shell of his ear and whisper, “I’m not yet done with you, sweetheart.”

Wulbren opened his mouth – either to question you, or begin apologizing profusely for finishing before you. He wasn’t even sure which was going to take precedent. However, whatever semblance of a rational thought he’d possessed, was stolen from him in an instant, as you began moving your hips once again.

If you thought the poor Ironhand leader sounded wrecked before, it was nothing compared to how he sounded now.

The moans and whimpers grew so loud that you were grateful for the incessant noise from above, the party still in full swing. And then the man began babbling, incoherent praises and remarks that he didn’t even seem fully aware of saying.

“Gods, fuck, yes – use me. Ah, fuck! Slower…. Wait, no, harder. Gods, yes, just like that…. Ugh, you feel so fucking good…. I’m yours. I’m yours, use me, please….”

With a saccharine smile, you murmured, “Can you cum for me one more time, darling?” Your lips ghosting over his, your soaked cunt still gliding up and down over his twitching, still-leaking cock, over and over and over.

Wulbren whined, loud and pitiful, before gasping out, “Yes. For you. Anything for you.”

Everything felt so deliciously warm and wet. The sloppy mess pooling where your bodies met, a mixture of his previous orgasm and your ever-gushing slick. The sweat sticking to every inch of your bodies, glimmering like crystals when the moonlight caught it. The impossibly tight warmth surrounding his throbbing cock.

Wulbren wasn’t sure he was going to survive this, but he couldn’t bring himself to care.

“Please tell me you’re close. By Ironhand, please be fucking close,” Wulbren gasped out.

“Almost. If you promise to be good, I’ll let you use your pretty hands to help me get off.”

“Yes, I-I’ll be good, I’ll be so fucking good for you. Please, let me touch you,” he pleaded, and you released your hold on his hands.

One immediately flew to cup your breast through your top, squeezing and kneading the flesh, as the other moved to deftly circle your clit, with a precision you didn’t expect him to be capable of in this state. Mindlessly, his hips began thrusting upwards to match your movements, and the slight alteration of the position had him hitting your sweet spot in a way that made your back bow as you cried out his name. Clearly eager to please, Wulbren continued the motion, as well as kept thumbing your clit, and the moment he felt your walls begin to spasm around his cock, he came in unison with you, filling you up again as you soaked his entire torso, groin, and thighs with your juices.

Your entire body felt like electrified jelly, as you rolled off of him and laid on the floor beside him. From your peripheral, you could see his chest heaving, and you suspected you appeared in an even worse state. Wordlessly, Wulbren stood and grabbed a couple of rags from a clean laundry basket in the corner, and began tidying himself after handing you one. When you glanced at Wulbren again, he was already looking at you, a faint smile on his sweat-speckled face.

“Well, what’s the verdict? Did I live up to expectations?” you questioned, breathless.

“You were adequate.”

“Adequate?!” you gasped, putting a hand to your chest in offense, and Wulbren laughed lightheartedly.

“Oh, please. I was embarrassing myself to the Fugue Plane and back by begging and whining like a bitch in heat not five minutes ago. Do you really have to ask?”

“No, but I certainly don’t mind the praise,” you teased, and Wulbren rolled his eyes.

“Tch. The Hero of Baldur’s Gate doesn’t mind a little praise? Color me shocked.”

You laughed, and Wulbren smiled at you. A few moments of silence passed, and an awkwardness settled into your bones – likely related to the alcohol having worn off as well. The two of you hadn’t even been friends before this, so what in the Hells was meant to happen next?

Seemingly sensing your discomfort, Wulbren stood and quickly dressed himself, then held out a hand to you.

“Come on. Let’s get you put back together, and then I think you owe me a drink.”

“Oh, I owe you a drink?” you inquired, eyebrows raised, as you did as he bade you and began dressing yourself. Sweetly, he knelt and helped with the laces on your boots, an amused grin on his face.

“Certainly. You drug me down here –”

“I drug you down here?! Oh, you absolute ass –”

“And had your way with me. So, now I’m owed a drink,” Wulbren concluded. “But I suppose I could stand to buy you one as well. Only to be a gentleman, that is.”

“Oh that’s what you think you are? A gentleman?” you jested, one eyebrow raised, and the smug smirk on his lips widened.

“Mhmm.”

“Well, we’ll see about that,” you replied, grinning at him once more before returning to the festivities upstairs, a very contented, much-too-smiley Wulbren trailing behind you.

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Head cannon bc I can - The Assassin's belief in spooky stuff

A/N: In 3-month pre-honor of Spooky time (which is the best time) I'm gonna write a drabble about how I think certain assassin's would react to spooky stuff like ghosts, wendigos, vampires, etc. Thought it would be funny.

Ezio Auditore - He grew up religious so probably has that faith over fear mindset despite what he believes later on in life through being an assassin/meeting the garden tool known as juno (who doesn't get her name capitalized bc I don't like her lol). I mean exhibit A: This Florentine man just jumps off of a very high building and nails a superhero landing. The FAITH that this man had in his KNEECAPS to NOT SHATTER over the FEAR of his (very nice) legs snapping in half like pocky sticks. I mean COME.ONNNN. WILL LEGIT PERFORM AN EXORCISM IF HE GETS SPOOKED. He'll speak in Latin reciting Bible verses, he'll bust out the Holy Water and get the rosary, the whole shebang. He thinks that vampires are lowkey cheesy but is flattered when people think that he's one (because of the sexy factor around the bloodsuckers ya know) because they think he's HAWT. Wendigos freak him out because WHY DO THEY MOVE SO FAST?! He also does NOT mess with ouija boards and refuses to even be in the same room as one, cause the man's not trying to have the dang spirits of the borgias come after him again (cesare was annoying enough the first time, okay?). Werewolves? He's indifferent to. He likes dogs, he likes people (MOST of them), so long they don't bite him (too hard *wink wink*) that's all he cares about.

Altair Ibn La'Ahad - Vampires? Meh. They better stay away from him and his love or they'll get a fang omelet. Werewolves? So long as they don't have fleas or parasites, he doesn't see them as a problem. Altair does NOT believe in ghosts, and he is NOT amused when the others try to scare him and make him paranoid of the "other side" ooooo. He thinks it's all bullshlatta haha. However, when he's been smoking hashish...it's a different story. This cannabis product has a THC concentration of 5-15% so man is getting into the kite territory lol. He WILL get paranoid, and he WILL think that ghosts are on the front lawn PARTICULARLY the ghosts of French and English soldiers that he's fought. Will go get his love if she's there and pull her into his lap muttering in Arabic about "Stupid ghosts of the fallen. Not touching my woman." He'll beat Jacob's ass for moving the ouija board around and scaring the others but mostly because he didn't see Jacob, he just saw a big black blob coming at him and swung. He will also once again beat Jacob's ass for trying to scare him while pretending to be a ghost wrapped up in a bedsheet. Just picture him trying to strangle the poor top hat wearing British boy while Desmond and Evie try to talk him down and Altair's love gently tries to pry him off.

Love: (laughing softly as she pulls at his arms) Altair Habibi don't hurt him it was just a prank.

Altair: (yelling in Arabic) He's a ghost! I don't need any more of them in my life!

Desmond: Guys come on don't fight again.

Evie: (trying not to laugh) Uhh Mentor if you could kindly not strangle my dear brother to death, I would be grateful.

Ratonhnhake:ton/Connor Kenway - Being Native American he has been privy to myths and legends of mysterious beasts and malevolent spirits. The one that freaked him out the most as a little boy however was the myth about the wendigo. A myth that one if his tribe's elders had picked up from an Algonquian traveler passing through Boston. An insatiable beast created from humans and the hunger felt by them in desperate times with little to no food. He has heard multiple legends ranging from the spirit possessing those who are without food and influencing them to consume their fellow humans in cannibalistic practices, to the wendigo being a demon that possesses people for unknown reasons. How the beast is allegedly 15 feet tall, can wind walk, is extremely intelligent, and stores it's victims for food storage eating them at its leisure. But imo he's not afraid of them because think about. Connor vs a wendigo? I feel sorry for that wendigo lol. Man has fought bears, cougars, mountain lions, defied gravity, taken on an entire army and held up the middle finger to cannonballs meant to send him to his Maker. Requiescat In Pace to that wendigo haha. Vampires are lame to him he does not see the appeal, but he does find their teeth funny. (He has been exposed to a wide variety of different teeth via animals that he's hunted, but creatures that look human who have teeth like animals is funny to him).

Jacob Frye - Tell.me.WHY I just KNOW that Jacob would so totally take out the ouija board and put it in random places to scare the others lol. This would lead to Evie playing detective and staying up all night to find out what was going on, only to find that her baby brother is trolling everyone. Needless to say, Jacob's ears get boxed. He likes to play around and goof off about ghosts lurking about, but being serious he does not believe in them. Nor does he believe in contact with those who are passed on. He thinks that a place can carry bad things that have happened there, and the aura can be off, he believes the same with people as well. He could sense Starrick's craziness all the way in Crawley... It goes without saying that Jacob DEFINITELY believes in mental illness. He'd probably try to fight a werewolf to test his strength. And a vampire too. Would also probably carry treats for werewolves if he knew any and give it to them in their wolf form lol. Once the fight commences (and his inevitable loss follows) Jacob would ABSOLUTELY try to recruit them into the Rooks. He could use as many members as possible to say nothing of those with supernatural abilities. Would TOTALLY flip his flat cap over a vampire's ability to heal quickly. Like he would pull his signature Frye arm break and the vampire's arm would just *pop!* right back into place. He would lowkey be jealous because if he could do that think about how many fights he could win!

Evie Frye - DEFINITELY think that she would wonder if vampires were out there and she would be SO EXCITED if she met one. She would want to pick their brain about their experiences and hear the stories of however many lifetimes they have lived. In the game she is somewhat interested in the other side and the occult so she might dip her toes into the crystal ball and ouija board territory. She does it maybe once or twice and then quite because she doesn't get results from it (plus Jacob won't stop playing with the planchette piece using it as a monocle). She didn't like the ouija board because the rules of "Don't play alone" both annoyed her and made her weary. She would rather play alone due to the nature of serious questions she would ask about the afterlife (I honestly kinda think that she might try to make contact with her father through the ouija board but would be deterred when she heard that it could possibly be demons instead of her loved one). She's not really superstitious but she does take rules (within reason) seriously (and she tries not to break them if Jacob can behave himself lol). She has contacts everywhere and then some so hearing things through the grapevine she eventually hears the good old "things can get attached to you and follow you around" when messing around with supernatural things. This made her completely drop contacting the other side because this poor woman is already harassed by and followed by Blighters and Templars 24/7 365, okay? She doesn't need any ghosties or demons following her too. She finds the concept of the wendigo fascinating but has no plans to hunt one (unlike Jacob). The idea of werewolves makes her cringe because while she likes dogs the hearsay about werewolves having painful bone breaking transitions from human to wolf, disturbs her and fills her with sympathy for anyone who is one.

Arno Dorian - Ghosts? What ghosts? You mean the ones that haunt him on a daily basis? The ones that haunt him in his dreams? The ghosts of choices he didn't make, mistakes he made and regrets he has? Arno isn't afraid of ghosts. Not at all. Is interested in the anatomy of werewolves but is concerned about if they have parasites and fleas. (It is my own personal cannon that after the events of Unity a stray cat started harassing him like "Hey drunk sad human feed me". Eventually this led to Arno adopting the little furball). He thinks that wendigos are nothing special because they just remind him of customers at the Cafe Theatre hopped up on caffeine, he just stands there and is like "Madame/Monsieur calme-toi. Vous faites une scene." (Calm down. You're making a scene.) Doesn't put much stock in mummies but he is fascinated by the history of Ancient Egypt and their burial practices, he admires how so much care was put into their final goodbyes. People do in fact think that he is a vampire because look at him...I'll wait...enough said. He has the timeless sexiness of a vampire not to mention it just...suits him? He finds it amusing nonetheless and is actually flattered to be considered a "seductive master of the night". Werewolves he would just give them treats from the Cafe in hopes that they wouldn't bite him (Mademoiselle Whiskers - his cannon kitty - love bites him enough lol).

Bayek of Siwa - Somewhat accustomed to ghosts actually seeing as he is well acquainted with the Duat and members of the dead. He does take them there and deliver them to Anubis after all. Not afraid of them but does not want them to invade his personal life especially if they're the ghosts of the members of the order. (Man fought so hard to kill them all and then he might have to deal with them haunting him? No thank you. He's had enough.) CAN and WILL knock a vampires fangs out of their head if one ever tried to bite him because one: RUDE and two: he's not trying to catch immortality. He wants to go to the afterlife one day and I think we all know why. But besides that, he also has almost been bitten on numerous occasions by snakes, hippos, crocodiles, and even hyenas. Senu has NEVER bitten him (I refuse to believe that she even gives him love bites just lots of wing hugs, beak nuzzles, and she sees him as the sweet baby that he is so she cleans him like one lol). He gets a kick out of hollywood mummies and actually likes Boris Karloff in The Mummy, but all of the powers and curses and people being terrified of a dead body wrapped in linen strips gives him a little chuckle. He finds it quite silly to be honest. This man sees werewolves as big dogs and would probably befriend all of them because he seems like EXACTLY the type of man who has THE GIFT (aka the talent to befriend all animals). Man is a certified Egyptian Disney princess that Disney has denied us.

Desmond Miles - Man LOVES 80's horror change my mind but he does. That and 80's music so I'm not convinced that he'll scare easy. Not to mention the kind of life he lives as an assassin being in constant danger and living in paranoia with a lovely sauce of constantly looking over his shoulder (this poor baby I swear). Werewolves are cool to him because he loves dogs. Have a feeling that when Halloween rolls around, he busts out the old classics such as The Wolf Man with Lon Chaney (The Birds, Dracula, Abbott and Costello, etc). Vampires are cheesy but don't you DARE tell me that this man has not attempted to do the Dracula accent because he HAS. He's probably even binged vampire diaries (well what he could before ubisoft pulled a bitch move) and it's possible that he's even dressed up as a vampire too lol. His girlfriend lost her mind when he tried to kiss her with fake fangs in but they fell off making him a one toothed vampire lol. Ghosts aren't scary too him at all I mean...have you seen what he went through with the Bleeding Effect? Ain't no way he's phased by ANY kind of ghost that tries to do a little spooky brew haha to him. He'll just stand there exhausted with a cup of coffee as one tries to scare him and be like: "Great. What else is new?" Depending on which ancestor of his he's bleeding through the Bleeding Effect his reactions are a mixture of his own Desmond reaction and whoever he's bleeding.

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𓍢ִ໋ 🧨⛧˚ ༘ ⋆ Zenix Mystreet headcanons !!

i might be insane but i honestly think he has a very sweet voice. not like, kawaii~chan sweet obviously, but i mean it has a very sweet tone to it, it's just also very crunchy. so anyway

5'9.3 (176cm)

pansexual (partly me projecting i guess but mostly he just has the vibes)

aries ♈️

dobermann / rottweiler energy (big scary dog but actually just really protective and also dopey as hell)

his favourite color is pink, actually

has naturally POINTY TEETH !!! the other shadow knights (laurance included) were always jealous of it

pieeeeercinggggssss snake bites, industrial spikes, and normal earlobe piercings he got done at claires

he sucked ass at skating, unlike the other two, so he did ballet instead

constantly cussing that's why he wasn't allowed screentime in mystreet

puts his feet on ppl

still thinks sasha's witch practices are bullshit, but he doesn't say anything about it anymore and just lets her be. sometimes even lets her practice on him

gene lets him into the junkyard late at night to smash shit when he's had a bad day

lowkey thinks that he, sasha, and gene are in an open polyam relationship and the other two have no idea.

would bark at people

he wanted to start an "on wednesdays we wear pink" thing w the shadow knights So Bad but the other two shut him down Immediately (gene: i'm more into purple, actually) (sasha: zenix you closeted poser.)

GIVE HIM his Fuckign BABY PINK SNEAKERS!!!!!

so smart but acts so stupid sometimes. but i guess all 3 of them do that

affectionately aggressive. he bites, he insults, he hugs too hard. he hits and shoves, he grabs too tightly. he pulls on hair. he complains a lot. he won't let people help him. but his intentions are good. he wishes he knew how to convey that

honestly takes really good care of himself, he probably has the best hygiene in the whole household

surprisingly good with kids

the only one on the street laurance will let help him babysit his baby brother when he gets to watch over him every month

this has also lead to them hanging out occasionally by doing other oddly domestic activities. but, they always end up making it totally chaotic (ex: going to ikea and pretending to be a toxic couple, having a shopping cart race in the grocery store parking lot and almost wheeling out into traffic, almost burning down the kitchen bc zenix finds cooking boring and won't stop explaining the entire plot of shadow the hedgehog and then proceeding to read shadow fanfic out loud)

comes home with a redbox movie every weekend and he, sasha, n gene will have a movie night together

used to and still has a nintendo ds. it's the red n black one, but it's so covered in stickers you can't even tell. has a ren and stimpy keychain on it

definitely was obsessed with classic 90s and early 2000s cartoons

likes vampire movies and books a loooott lost boys is one of his favourite movies

says fuck twilight though the only good thing abt it is the movies have killer soundtracks (he was viciously jealous of bella bc he had a crush on robert pattinson)

is sasha's proofreader

[meistwentyinchheels]

HIII!!! okok I wanna know what's May's dynamics like with the main cast?

And perhaps, a smidgen of lore, whatever you can share? :0

oh god i'm being enabled i'mgoi ing to eat ro cks

SO!

ok if i'm honest i really haven't thought that hard about the dynamics so i'm coming up with most of this on the spot ehmmm, but if i try to shortly sum them up it'd be something along the lines of,,,

may playing the straight man to cam's jokes and occasionally (albeit rarely!) going along with their jokes to create chaos. she also has a bit of a tendency to jokingly flirt with cam bc she thinks it's funny

while with deja i'd say their dynamic is more along the lines of may doing shit for the plot (and also suffering the consequences) as deja pretends like she doesn't know her,,,while still subtly helping her out

as for reynah,,,okay may doesn't know her very well, but they have a perfectly amicable relationship with each other (i'm sorry i literally have nothing to add i'm gonna cry)

but as we move onto THE BOYS!!! a.k.a pje

with elioooo uhhh may quickly realized that he gets flustered if she flirts with him so she does tend to pull that stunt occasionally (as a joke), but otherwise they're chill ANDDD as they're both dancers they bond over that (they sometimes also practice together for shits n giggles)

jamie and may have like this unspoken understanding of knowing what it feels like to have people disrespect their space, but will they ever address that? probably not, but they're chill with each other albeit not as close with each other as may is with the rest (oops)

then we have percy,,,OHHH BOY where do i even begin. i'm refraining from saying too much, but initially may was slightly annoyed by his flirting (which quickly turned into amusement). i love their dynamic so much bc they bounce off each other so well,,,and she miiiiiiight have caught a teensy bit of a crush on him after the spring semester (og plan was for the crush to begin after summer, but i thought it'd be funnier this way)

i'm so sorry this is already long asf, but as for the lore,,,wait i have a list somewhere of may fun facts. YUP FOUND IT. so y'all can have some lore tidbits

first off, may has a younger sister by 4 years.

has 9 piercings (4 on her left ear, 5 on her right) and one tattoo of a group of flowers on her left arm

lowkey rich (she got that generational wealth 😔)

a bit of a procrastinator now in college, but in high school she was a whole ass academic weapon

has had 2 relationships and 1 situationship (none of which ended well actually I MEANNNN WHO SAID THAT.)

speaks two languages, korean and english. she's also semi-fluent in japanese, but she's reluctant on actually trying to speak it

might have been borderline insane back in high school as she somehow always ended up in some kind of drama and/or trouble???

also tends to cheat at card games lmfao

okay i think i'll leave it at that bc this is really long and my fingers hurt from typing for so long

now i pass away /j

[trolagygirl2022]

Yess uni has been scaring me 😭 I'm also considering schooling in Germany lolll. First it's cheaper than studying in Canada and I have a lot of relatives there (I've been thinking of getting German citizenship because my father is German). Idk University of Berlin looks cute but I'd definitely have to learn that hard ass language. My younger siblings are German and so whenever I meet them every summer they're speaking heavy German and I'm like ".....??" Literally my 5 year old brother can switch between German and English so I get him to translate stuff for me 😂😂 I remember going to the store and I was feeling so proud when I spoke to the cashier in German (I said Hello and thank you). Anyways, I see myself having an 80- late 90 average. Last year my average was like 90 or 89 something like that. But my mum keeps PUSHINGGG for 90s like 😭

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uni will humble u so bad 😭😭 i also used to be a high average student and then i started uni…when i tell u that most classes need a C- or above, if i saw a c- id be throwing parties like it’s HELL out here

omg germany???? no fr it’s so cute but the language??? id be ‘ich liebe dich-ing’ everywhere tbh 😭😭 but like lowkey i’d be so isolated there,,, ive heard mcgill is the cheapest after new burnswick for law school and tbh mcgills culture is nice,,,, SEWDEN is also madd cheap, lowkey kinda considering it,,, i refuse to go to america bc im scared but nyu ☺️☺️🥰 i’d def go bankrupt there— tho idk if u know but if u go to uoft they have links w ny law firms, u can directly go work there thru them !!! but then i’ve heard that study where ur gonna practice bc you’d probably have to do the bar again

LMFAOOO. I have family members there so I guess it wouldn't be that bad but the language fucks me upppp. I remember one time I was at my dad's house, the delivery guy came to me and started speaking german 60 km/hour and I was like "um..... dad not home". Sweden is alright, for me I think Poland is madly underrated. I've been there a few years ago and I LOVED it. I also was at one uni (I forgot the name) because my mum's uni had a program with the uni over there. NYU is such a dream though but sooo pricey. I've been thinking of doing immigration law or maybe something in finance? What law practice do you plan on doing?

[acknowledge-reigns]

Before I go on my lil rant here I just wanna thank my friend @love-islike-abomb for inspiring me and giving me the courage to call out bigotry all 2024.

Some of y'all are gonna read this and get mega offended. Rule of thumb, if it don't apply let it fly. But if the shoe fits wear it. I'ma need some of y'all in the IWC to start checking your covert racism, inherent biases and the way in which y'all uphold white supremacy, colonizer mindsets, misogyny, ableism, homophobia, transphobia and so on. Dismantle the group think and hive mind type echo chambers of the IWC. Sometimes that shit is so ingrained you don't even realize you're participating in the fuck shit but I challenge you to listen to marginalized communities when we tell you these things so we can all learn, change and grow!

Y'all lowkey upset cause this is the first time two men of color are main eventing wrestlemania. There's no white man in the mix anymore and it terrifies y'all to finally see what it feels like to lack representation.

I'm also gonna preface the next part of my statement by saying I am in no way saying all C*dy or L* fans are racist. I am however asking you to challenge why you think the way you do regarding the situation and why you are this bitter about Roman vs The Rock when your fav gets a main event title match anyway that he's practically guaranteed to actually win. Also ask yourself why you don't want Hogan's record broken. Because the shit he said doesn't effect you?

Watching y'all motherfuckers in shambles bc the white privilege within WWE is slowly slipping the away bit by bit is so funny to me. Like it really destroys some of you that a man of color is at the top of the game and brought his whole family with him. It fucks with y'all that Naomi is back. That Bianca is on the cover of 2k24. That Jade made a fucking statement. The diversity in NXT kills y'all. But what I know what really stings and is unsettling for y'all. Your perfect white blond hair blue eyed patriotic ken doll nor small town redneck rock or their fans were able to bitch their way into hijacking a story that's been building for for years based on a SAMOAN family and based on SAMOAN culture, insert themselves and take over what was never theirs to begin with. It's uncomfortable for y'all bc that's what you're used to seeing. You're used to white people being able to come in and steal culture and shit that isn't theirs after POC spend years building it and and working their ass off and it's a scary threat to your privilege when that's challenged even in something as little as sports entertainment. Bottom line is if you are not apart of the Samoan Dynasty - If your name is not Anoa'i, Fatu, Johnson etc, if you aren't their BLOODLINE then this ain't your story. It's not your business. It's family business. Period. This post will probably be unpopular as fuck but don't shoot the messenger!

[traumxrei-archive]

【 book 6 pt. 2 thoughts ! 】

yeah so guess who's starting to play book 6 pt. 2 late *insert sparkles emoji* anyways. if you do wanna see my thoughts, here you go ^^

[ spoilers for 6-45 till 6-49 under the cut ! ]

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[ about : vil the gaymer ]

HELP— the way idia's like "wait but you're so sparkly and a model....do you actually like games ??" and vil's like "and i took that personally—" imagining vil and his costars playing smash on a switch while waiting for their turn to shoot a scene

(no on a real note, how much shit like that did vil have to go thru,,,,like people deciding his likes and dislikes for him based on what they see he's like instead of just asking him T^T)

[ about : azul knows about twitch ?? ]

not azul pulling up with "hmm, yes, i've seen people making money by playing games and streaming it—" can you guys IMAGINE twitch streamer azul. would not know how to play the game. would get roasted by his chat. would then end the stream, practice how to play the game flawlessly for hours on end bc his pride was hurt, and consequently start streaming after to "show off his skills".

[ about : leona and chess.com ]

i find it so fucking funny that leona's only interested in chess games (probably bc he didn't have any friends to teach him abt other games) bc i can't believe its canon that he probably plays on chess.com or sumn whenever he's bored (also idia thanking them for proving himself correct bc the other three were interested in gaming,,,,,clown energy)

[ about : video games hurt academic performance ]

...as someone who had to write a whole ass debate on WHY video games hurt academic performance, riddle, i can definitively say that it only hurts your grades if you choose to disregard doing school work in favor of playing the games (aka, if you split your time up well between schoolwork and hobbies like gaming, you'd actually be more than fine ^^)

and idia is correct, there are studies that show that video games can help increase reaction time among other things (and he's right x2 when he says it's not the game's fault but the person's but also you gotta keep in mind that some games are designed to be addictive so that people will play it for hours on end)

[ about : pride wars ]

yk, i was thinking abt this before, but all the people in this room are pretty prideful about each of their respective areas (e.g. azul and his business, riddle and his grades, etc.) so i WAS wondering when they were going to get into a fight,,,,,

but i did NOT think it would happen between riddle and idia jskfjksdfj the way idia keeps provoking him is so funny to me bc riddle's probably never had someone (other than ace) openly oppose him like that. especially someone older jskfdjskf

meanwhile vil's like "yea riddle dug that hole and put himself in it" and azul's like "yea,,,,he's smart but he just got trolled"

[ about : WE GET TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES ??? ]

OH MY GOD THERE'S VIDEO GAMES ???? THIS HAS TO BE MY FAVORITEST BOOK EVER IN TERMS OF MECHANISM WWWAHHHH the way i'm. so excited. to like. play the video game omgmgggmgmg—

also this is so fucking meta, we get to play a video game inside of another video game,,,,,,

[ about : riddle the gaymer ]

ok lowkey wholesome the way they're all watching riddle game, even if he's terrible at it. like they're all invested in the story and in his progress, and trying to help him out, and teasing him, as friends should ^^

idia trying to give him tips is so funny bc he's saying "go up" and "YOU NEED TO GO DOWN OR YOU'LL DIE" and riddle's panicking jskfdjskf and riddle :'))) my boy, wdym which one is the down button

AND AZUL KEEPS FANNING THE FLAMES W/ HIS COMMENTS TOO the way riddle got offended over being called bad at games bc "i'm not bad i'm simply inexperienced !!" and relegating himself to PRACTICING. the riddle rosehearts practicing GAMING.

[ about : azul's turn ]

FUCK HELP PLEASE VIL I LOVE YOU WHY ARE YOU SO FUNNY JFKDJSKF

also omg i didn't think we'd be getting floyd lore HERE but it makes sense that floyd has game consoles.... azul talking as if he played floyd's games VOLUNTARILY sir just say you were dragged into it and go !!

[ about : leona gaming time ??? ]

ortho's so good at leading people to play games,,,,the way he butters people up is insanneee and telling a story to go with it ??? to make it more interesting ??? and the fact that he's so cute and cheerful, leona can BARELY put up a resistance jskfjsdf

and ofc it's a reaction time game,,,no doubt leona's gonna have an absolute ball playing it bc it's akin to a cat hitting a piece of string repeatedly sjfksdjfk and the way he's playing without strategy bc "it's his fault if he gets hit smh"

leona goes "tch...why am i doing this again ?" as if the clicking controller noises don't get more frantic as he continues to play LIKE SIR i can legit hear you exerting effort, stop acting high and mighty

[ about : ORTHO SHROUHDSFJF ]

leona: so ? what did you mean that this game was for me ?

ortho:

GUYS I'M FUCKING DYING THE WAY HE'S SO CASUALLY LIKE "YEA YK. CATS STARTED BATTING AT IT AND PEOPLE FOUND IT CUTE." and not the researcher doing the same to lions ??? help ???? "according to STYX's records, you're a beastman with lion genes, so i predicted you'd enjoy the game" ORTHO YOU'RE SO FUNNSYSYFUDHF

the way leona can't even refute it bc he WAS into the game and he got a high score anyway :'))) (and not vil calling him adorable,,,,)

[ about : leona and ortho ]

ok but the way leona let ortho down was so soft. he's like "yea like they said i'm such a cat, so i'm sleepy,,," bc he doesn't wanna hurt ortho's feelings snnnnniifff,,,, he knows that ortho's purely happy that he was able to pick out a game that engaged leona, so leona didn't wanna crush his spirits by refusing to play another round

[ about : star rogue, a hero's dawn ]

the way idia was SO EXCITED when star rouge was recommended to vil,,,, he really said pop off !! out loud and started to narrate the story of the game hIMSELF (i love the way he got So Serious for the narration sjfkdsjf that's me when i'm talking about the story line of games i love)

not jamil, vil, and leona (who was, ahem, "asleep" btw)just basking in silence after idia's done with his spiel,,,,,,,guys,,,please,,,you're gonna kill the guy,,,,,

the way the shroud bros both said the tagline sobs i love them sm sm,,,, reminds me about how important of a game star rogue is to them bc iirc they mentioned it before in the starsending event ? and idia's wish was that the star rogue sequel was completeddd

[ about : star rogue sequel ]

have i ever talked about how much i love vil schoenheit <333 the way he stands up against stereotypes that people have against him as a model and actor, the way he's down to trying out idia's favorite video game, the way he listens closely to what idia is saying and tells him not to just dream, but to chase that dream...

on that note, i love how everyone's listening to idia's story. like i didn't expect leona to suddenly chime in, but he did.

also idia is right. a game that's made begrudgingly bc someone's paying you vs because you're passionate and you want others to enjoy it IS different.

(but also what vil says does make sense. sometimes creators can't see the point in making a sequel to something even if they said they wanted to, but having that one fan cheering them on would make a difference)

[ about : RIDDLE.... ]

NOT RIDDLE TAKING THE WHOLE TIME THAT LEONA TESTED THE HYDRA GAME AND VIL TESTED STAR ROGUE TO CLEAR THE FIRST LEVEL ON EASY ??????

wow i love azurid, they're so funny for no reason, the way riddle's so happy about clearing the level and then as soon as azul opens his mouth he's back to frowning (and mama vil scolding them for not taking breaks jskfjdskf)

[ about : azul.... ]

sir i can't. i can't defend you anymore if you say something like this...

[ about : gaming time ]

also these are my scores for the games just bc i wanna document them:

for star rogue, i had to restart 3 times,,,,,the first time i got killed by the boss, the second time, i didn't get killed by the boss but i ran out of time, and third time's the charm >:D

[ about : vil finding out about rookepeyuu ]

vil being like "damn, why would they do something so reckless ?? were they...trying to rescue me ?" and then ortho pulls out skincare and he's like "?? hah ??" and idia's like "omg someone who FINALLY had a normal reaction !!!"

me when vil said the above: *flushed emoji* NO I'M JOKING— but also who doesn't want a kith from vil. we love vil and his tough love, the way he's immensely thankful but also knows how risky it was for them to do this, so he'll scold them <33

[ about : forgotten memories ]

ok but. river lethe beaming all the subjects + sage island residents,,,,mnemosyne being the goddess of memory in greek mythology,,,,

it's kinda...bittersweet. while the beginning was pretty unsavory— i mean. who wants to get violently kidnapped by soldiers ? —the end of their visit was so sweet ? like them all playing video games together, it's so sad that those memories will be erased too. and the way idia just accepts it like it's natural. he's like yea it was bound to happen, which is so saddd uughhhh he's probably used to all this, probably why he brands himself a shut in bc if anyone were to know him as "idia shroud" there will come a point where they'll completely forget about him once he goes to work for styx,,,,,

[ about : mysterious voice ]

*GRABS ONE OF MY SHOES AS A WEAPON* WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ????

ortho honey, do NOT follow the mysterious, disembodied voice that is coming from tartarus. DO NOTT !! oh god no not the foggg,,,,what the hell is that black fog around him, how did this guy's blot even leak out of the facility, how many people does this guy have under his control, and how hasn't anyone noticed uurhghghghghh

oh my god wait is this guy. one of the ancient phantoms ? the titans ? the ones who the shrouds used to lead the failed rebellion against the jupiter family ?? bc if so, maybe this was what happened last time,,,,maybe the shrouds were loyal but the phantom titans promised that they could grant a shroud's wish if they gave in, and then they fell under the titan's control,,,,

[ about : NII-CHAN ??? ]

HELP ME DID THE VOICE JUST CALL IDIA "NII-CHAN" IS THAT THE ORIGINAL ORTHO ? DID THE ORIGINAL ORTHO ALSO GET DRAGGED INTO THERE WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND TRIED TO MAKE A PACT WITH THE TITANS ? IS THAT WHY HE WAS SO SUSCEPTIBLE TO THE VOICE ??

WAIT WAIT WAIT YOU CAN'T JUST CUT OUT LIKE THAT ARGHHHH THE CLIFF HANGERRR *SHAKES FIST*

and with that i gotta stop here :')))) bc i gotta sleep ougughghghhgh i'm so very curious about what'll happen next but sleep awaits ^^ ig i'll play more book 6 when i wake up :'))))))))))

[runa-falls]

Hi Em😌❤️ love your fics on Miguel and Cevans characters and here for the shipping game👉👈

I'm 167cm so about 5ft6? Asian with glasses (like typical Asians sjsksjksksjsksk) A dog person but really can't resist any fluffy animals (cats, bunnies, etc) but I'm okay with reptiles too. Snakes always seems to have a huge interest in my house.?(can always see them at the stairs or sneaking into our porch every two years or so) I'm more of the museum type when I'm traveling and not keen on hiking. And I love water, swimming, kayaking, and always hope to live near the water in my future. I prefer novels more than non-novel books, and I try cooking in my spare time. Not a great cook but I'm pretty good at making Chinese food since I'm studying abroad in the UK. (Though I'm okay with steaks and spaghetti and "western food" too (sry for being stereotyping in advance)

Oh! And I'm INTP in the 16 personalities for MBTI. More often I'm an introvert and I enjoy the silence between me and my partner if we ever go out on a date. I don't feel the need to chat to fill the void.

(Could you pls ship me with one of the Cevans characters?👉👈

of course, i don't write fics for his characters anymore, but i'm totally fine writing the odd blurb for requests!!

i ship you with ari!

(ngl i haven't watched the movie so i'm basing his personality off of my fics lol)

ari is definitely a dog person, i mean he's practically a golden retriever himself. he'd probably be the type of guy to surprise you with a dog when you get home for dinner. like:

"ari, what the hell???"

"what?"

"what do you mean, what? you got us a dog?!"

"oh, that old thing? yeah, that's pirogi"

"-.-, really? you named our dog after a dumpling?"

he loves traveling and is definitely into water activities, i mean his whole movie is about being a sea resort right (idk i haven't seen it 😭 i just skipped to the parts where he's shirtless and/or neked AHH WHY AM I EXPOSING MYSELF RN)of course, he wears his small-ass swim trucks for all your adventures.

he can be romantic (sometimes), like he'll kiss you under a waterfall, take you out on a row boat for a lake picnic, and take you to museums while holding your hand through every exhibit. but he'd also chuck you into the water just so he can jump in an pretend to save you, or tug on your ponytail just to annoy you lmaoo.

ari is happy to taste test your experimental recipes, he thinks it's adorable how determined you are to cook more! he can cook some stuff and he tries to help out in the kitchen, but he only has two or three things he's actually confident in, so usually he'll just stick with washing the dishes (house husband fr).

also he doesn't mind the silence either, he just enjoys holding you or hanging out in the same room. your dates are pretty lowkey bc he's not a very fancy guy. you both know that you don't need to do anything extravagant to impress each other, you just like being with one another.

[zzencat]

Hii, hope you're doing well! Can I have a free reading please ? 😊

May I ask about person on my mind (gemini sun) s3xual fantasies/thoughts of me ? (I'm 27yo)

Is he willing and comfortable to teach me things about intimacy as I'm inexperienced ?

How he wants to take care of me? 🥺

(same person on my mind (Gemini sign) fir all three questions)

Thank you so so much ♥️❤️

- a.r., 💙, she/her

l

MINORS DNI PLZ!!! welcome back AR! i have the rest of your asks under the cut 😎 WE ARE AT THE FINALE !!!

ok so your person will have to look at it from a different perspective. i take it he’d be kinda shocked, BUT he will treat you with care and will be very nurturing. he’s gonna be very generous about it!

it was so funny shuffling for this because both the devil and death came out so for sure it’d be you losing your virginity (if you’re pursuing this dude.) you’re definitely going to be tired throughout or just lying there and not doing much, bc this guy is going to do all of the work basically, which makes sense since you’d be the less experienced one here. i don’t see anything kinky happening the first time around but afterwards, i see you needing a moment. you might isolate yourself for a moment to relax and think about how you just had sex for the first time. you might be kinda overwhelmed afterwards so that’s why. he’s going to be extremely receptive and responsive to EVERYTHING. to me, he seems kinda unsure or very on his own ass to make sure you’re not hurt. he’d be extra careful. afterwards, he looks pretty happy about it!! he’d feel accomplished for being your first. VERY gentle and VERY careful.

i think this guy kinda views you platonically so he’d probably plan on going back to his regular everyday life without knowing what he’d just stirred up in you. he’s a pretty detached guy in this situation, so i think a hook up would be interesting but it’d take him a while to commit to you or to even realize that you have potential feelings for him. and everyone around him views him as an opportunist or someone very strategic, which im lowkey not vibing with in this context. he might be oblivious to the fact that you’re interested in him. he does see you as a nice person tho!

this dude isn’t too much of a crazy kinky dude; he seems to be pretty practical with his movements and positions. BUT your orgasms turn him on as well as possibly getting caught by someone. something about fucking outside also grinds his gears. he also likes a woman that can insult and degrade him!! someone who tells him what to do! this dude can be dominant, but he leans more towards being a switch. he seems to want to prioritize the woman- BUT ALSO this dude has a major breeding kink and something about a woman’s fertility gets him going. so not so much about punishment yet. he could but he prefers acts where he has to prove himself to the other person. love COULD stem from this but i still advise you to be careful.

that’s it AR!!! you are the finale!! thank you for waiting for so damn long ik it’s been pretty hectic but all the props to you for having so much patience and kindness abt it 🥹 nothing but amazing ass energy your way!!!

[hunterwritesstuff]

Can you tell us about all the ocs in ur au? Just like names. Or just the characters in general?

Yeah! Going under the cut bc long, but listing most important stuff about them <3 TWs ahead: Abuse, religious trauma, parent death, death, homophobia mention, grief, and other heavy stuff, PLEASE take care of yourselves! Also, don't worry, I'm doing my research for the things here that I don't have experience with and I'm handling the sensitive stuff with utmost care <3

🧸 Hunter had a dad in the navy, but when Hunter was ten-ish, he died out at sea :(

🧸 He was an animator before the studio fell!

🧸 Before the studio fell, he was probably closest to Tom, Sammy, or Wally!

🧸 The reason he quit working there was due to him getting stressed out due to having to deal with his family AND incredibly short deadlines.

🧸 He has the same thing I do where if I stand for too long, his legs start to hurt :(

🧸 His favorite animals are manatees! :D(He relates to them a bit too much lol)

🧸 He very much so will break out into song at random.

🧸 He sees Tom as a father figure!

🧸 He had a breakdown when he realized he was gay :(

🧸 Sammy helped him through it <3

🧸 He's autistic btw, almost everyone here is aside from the last three-

✝️ Kenneth is an ex-choir boy!

✝️ He used to go to church, but stopped when he just didn't have the time to go anymore. He still practices slightly, like, he prays whenever he sees a carcrash, disaster of some sort where other people are in danger/hurt, or he's stressed, and he has a rosary in his pocket at any given time(as a comfort thing and like, as a fidget thing lol)! :D

✝️ Like many of my other ocs, he's autistic lol

✝️ He's always had a weaker right leg, so that's why he uses the cane :D

✝️ He definitely spends a fair amount of his morning routine choosing which cane to use for the day(It has to MATCH the VIBE of the OUTFIT!!! What's the point if it DOESN'T?!?)

✝️ He started off at JDS as a one-off VA for a character(A radio announcer that Bendy bothered because he said he was "too young to go into the business"), but he was fun to work with, so Joey kept him around for other voicework! :D

✝️ Before he worked at Joey Drew Studios, he was a radio announcer!

✝️ He always sorta. forgets to get food?? But Wally helps with that! :D

✝️ Also like, he's sorta like, a mix of Alastor and very VERY toned down Spamton(The best way to explain it is to show how he speaks, so like, he'll deadass just speak like this: "Weather got ya down? No worries! Get some HUGS from YOURS TRULY to help youR SOUL ASCEND to GREAT HEIGHTS!!!!!", his ass does NOT know volume control unless he's working-)

✝️ Also his last name is lowkey a reference to a musical artist I used to listen to a lot when I was younger-

🐕‍🦺 John is an. interesting fella!

🐕‍🦺 He looks average as shit on first glance, maybe you'd think he's like. a little sexist? But nope! He's actually quite sweet, in reality!

🐕‍🦺 He can't really handle excitement too much though :(

🐕‍🦺 Most times, he has his service dog, Wily with him(Wily is a Newfoundland :3), but he can't really bring that to the studio, so he threw together a device that detects his pulse, and if it goes too fast, it beeps at him(I KNOW THIS IS THE THIRTIES BUT LET ME HAVE THIS PLSSS)

🐕‍🦺 Overtime, Norman catches onto this and warns him whenever like. something might be too exciting for him.

🐕‍🦺 His family(thankfully) was in the rare percent of people who were chill with gay people :)

🐕‍🦺 They always felt so bad he had to hide such an, in their words "amazing and beautiful part of yourself" :(

🐕‍🦺 He's one of the few OCs I have who has a good relationship with his parents :]

🐕‍🦺 He's such a shithead in the like, /affectionate way, I love him.

🐕‍🦺 He works at GENT btw lol

🐙 This is Barley!(His name was chosen on purpose lol) He's Hunter's bio dad!

🐙 We love him! He's like, the best dad one could ask for!

🐙 He's the kinda dad to hand out full size candy bars during halloween and compliment EVERY SINGLE COSTUME, and like?? NOT COMMENT ON ANYONE WHO DOESN'T DRESS UP?? AND IF SOMEONE SAYS "Oh, I didn't dress up because I couldn't think of anything... :(" HE IMMEDIATELY SAID "That's alright! You went as the best thing you could, after all! Yourself! I'm so glad to have met you!"

🐙 He gave Hunter a manatee plush when he was like, two.

🐙 He always helped people out if they were having a rough time :)

🐙 Pure of heart, sweet of man <3

🐙 He wasn't a pushover, though! He could still stand up for himself!

🐙 He took Hunter out fishing a lot! Mostly to catch up on what was going on in his kid's life :)

🐙 He loved Hunter with all of his heart, bro, that man treated his son like a Goddamn PRINCE.

🐙 Even if he had a rough day, he'd always either sing Hunter to sleep or read him a bedtime story because "My son being happy makes me happy" :)

🐙 He'd be proud of Hunter...he'd be so proud...

🐙 His ghost still sorta watches over Hunter, man. HE JUST WANTS TO TELL HIM HOW FUCKING PROUD HE IS OF HIMMMM

🐙 BARLEY MAKES ME FUCKING CRY BRO

🪼 This is Marcy, Barley's wife!(And someone else's now, BUT WE'LL FUCKING GET TO HIM.)

🪼 Before Barley passed, she was the typical housewife! Heart of gold!

🪼 She always made sure to make extra bacon for breakfast because it was Barley's favorite and he'd always eat almost all of it :)

🪼 She's a seamstress! :D

🪼 Before Barley died, she always made sure to fix Hunter's manatee if it ever needed it :)

🪼 She was just...so sweet before everything happened...

🪼 Then she got the ill-fated letter. Barley was dead.

🪼 Their once happy, life-filled home now felt...empty. Soulless.

🪼 The day Barley died, a part of Marcy died too.

🪼 The loneliness was too much for her, so after a few months, to try to cope with the loneliness, she found someone and married him.(Again, WE'LL GET TO HIM. DON'T WORRY.)

🪼 Hunter was now just...another person in the house at this point. Marcy still loved him, but she couldn't handle spending much time with him because he acted too much like Barley for her to be able to stand it for too long. The wound was still too fresh.

🪼 She turns a blind eye to how her husband acts because...well...she doesn't want to be lonely anymore.

🪼 The house has a husband in it now, but it feels even more soulless now. There's a new husband and stepdaughter, but the life almost feels even MORE drained out of it.

🪼 Also like, now, anytime Hunter gets home, she measures him to keep track of how big he is. This is why Hunter doesn't really like hugs unless he trusts the person.

🦋 Rebecca. Ooh, Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca, where do I start with her?

🦋 She's Hunter's stepsister. Typical fare for stepsisters in fiction. Bratty, nosy, all of that.

🦋 She doesn't understand privacy too well. She'll just randomly walk into Hunter's room to whine about the latest drama she's had to deal with.

🦋 She's just...exhausting for Hunter to deal with.

🦋 She's younger than Hunter, so she gets pampered a fair amount.

🦋 She gets Hunter to do shit he doesn't want to by saying "Well, if you don't do this for me, I could always tell dad about how you're...well...y'know."

🦋 We don't LIKE HER in this FUCKING HOUSE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

🦋 Very Rarity-like in the worst possible way.

🦋 Very particular about how everything goes.

🦋 She doesn't understand Hunter's attachment to his manatee plush. It's old, stained, and just overall sorta icky looking(It is covered in years of love and Hunter doesn't want to wash it because it means so much to him and it still sorta has the comforting smell of his bio dad on it so he doesn't want to lose that)

🦋 Trying to decide if I want her to get the Anastasia from the Cinderella sequels treatment or not lmao

🦋 Her dad treats her like a princess. She's very spoiled.

🦋 Speaking of the bitch...

⛓️ This is Bruce. Hunter's stepdad. I hate him so fucking much.

⛓️ He's practically the exact opposite of Barley.

⛓️ He's cold, callous, cruel, uncaring...

⛓️ Y'know that one song someone on youtube made of like. the three disney villains singing about their woes with their daughters?

⛓️ This one? He's basically just Lady Tremaine's verse.

⛓️ He tells everyone that "Hunter just stays in his room all the time because he's a recluse who doesn't love his family.", but he basically gives Hunter no real...reason to come out of his room, even going so far as to make the like, "Look who's finally come out of his room." comments whenever Hunter tries to come out.

⛓️ He basically only pays attention to Rebecca and Marcy, honestly.

⛓️ Holier than thou attitude basically.

⛓️ Unfortunately, unlike Barley, he's. actually REALLY FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC.

⛓️ Anytime Hunter has any friends over, he shoots him a suspicious look. Like, he always assumes Hunter brings them over to either open up about how he's treated or for like, sexual shit.

⛓️ SPEAKING OF HUNTER'S FRIENDS, HE DOESN'T HAVE FUCKING MANY DUE TO THIS BITCH. He vets every person Hunter seems interested in and nine times out of ten doesn't really let Hunter talk with them.

⛓️ He's such a piece of shit, I ACTUALLY HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH.

⛓️ He literally doesn't allow Hunter to make ANY mistakes. If any are made, he reacts VERY FUCKING POORLY.

⛓️ HE'S WHY HUNTER HATES SURPRISE HIGH-FIVES.

⛓️ I FUCKING HATE HIM.

⛓️ I WANT HIS ASS DEAD.

⛓️ He literally just sees Hunter as a smudge on the family name.

⛓️ I WANT TO TEAR HIM APARTTTT RAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🦅🦅🔥🔥

⛓️ If the law didn't exist, the INSTANT TOM HEARD ABOUT HOW THIS MF TREATS HUNTER, IT WOULD BE ON FUCKING SIGHT.

⛓️ Whenever Hunter stands up to him, he just laughs, knowing that it won't last long.

⛓️ Whenever Hunter gets more like...dead in personality in the story before he gets inked, THIS MF IS TO BLAME, RAAAAAGGHHH

This is who and what I have so far lol OKAY NOW I NEED TO POST THIS AND GO SHOWER IT'S ALREADY 2:38 PM RAAAHHH /silly

[marieskey]

I don't want to mess things up by having "the talk" but I also want to mess things up by having the talk. I don't want to keep "giving myself" to this man without knowing where he sees this going. I want to live in the now, I want to keep fucking him, but I guess I need clarity. I don't want to get married, Well I don't want to marry him. he is a mess. I don't want to have his baby. he wants me to have his baby, which, honestly, idk why that's crazy. I just want to know what he considers us, that might be what I ask him. What do you consider this to be, its fine whatever he says, I'd probably continue to fuck him, but clarity. He's not my man, but lowkey he is my man. Like that's my nigga, but he's not and if that's what it is that's cool. But I need to know. Like I don't want to fuck anyone else, but if he's not lowkey, my nigga on the low, I need to be open to fucking someone else.

It's low-key sick now I'm down to do whatever that man wants within reason. If it didn't hurt, he could stick it in my ass. I tried bc he wanted too but that was a no, mostly bc I got scared the last time, it wasn't hurting. The time before, it was hurting. I've let this man attempt to fuck me in the ass twice.

Sometimes I wonder if he's just turned me out. The dick has been good lately. The way he pins me down and penetrates me is amazing. The head is good, the tongue in my ass is amazing. He's just a nasty man, and I let him fuck me practically any way he wants. I might be the problem. I did not like being face down like that until he did it. and now I love. I don't even mind all the spitting he does in my vagina and ass. He tried to spit in my mouth once that was a no. I literally almost threw up. Everything else is cool tho. He has to chill with the biting and ass smacking. I get the allure but I'm also surprised when I don't have a bruise.

I want him to get his life together so we can be together. Realistically, I could fuck him for 4 ish years. Provided he doesn't get tired. I don't necessarily see me getting tired, bc I didn't have sex for 7 years and when I broke that spell, it was actually worth the break.

Last thing, I put this perfume on and it reminded me of him. I usually wear it when I go to his apartment. I feel like I smell it on him, which made me wonder if this nigga is washing his sheets.

[azucarian]

Hello there darling. Good day/evening, how are you? I hope you're doing great or just fine<3 May I request a head canon for Toman or Tenjiku [If you can ^^] with a fem! member reader who is practically known for being an 'it girl' [If you don't know, you can look it up in google :)] I hope this is fine with you, if you have too many request. It's fine to ignore this one! I just don't want to pressure you <3

Hello anonie!! I'm doing amazing thank you, I hope you are too~

I researched about what an "it girl" was and I do have a basic idea (although there we two separate definitions, I went with the older definition?? I really hope that's okay!) I also only wrote for Toman because, even though I have an obsession with Izana and the Haitani brothers, I literally know the bare minimum about Tenjiku <3

She's Toman's token "it girl", and not even the Haitani brothers are confident enough to challenge her

Characters - All of Toman

FEMALE READER

Masterlist

✰ before we begin, the original definition of an 'it girl' is a woman who achieves success and greatness through non-sexual means - a woman who is genuinely talented (and very beautiful regardless) and doesn't use her sexual assets as a way to gain popularity/favourability

✰ you were the hot-shot of toman; for no other reason than you were smoking hot and kick ass

✰ the dudes who disrespected you quickly learned to pipe tf down the second you floored a guy twice your size who called you a "pretty little thing that needed to get dicked down"

✰ he also got beaten up by draken because?? you're 15?? and he looks about 20??? yeah, he knows you can handle yourself but he wanted to beat him up for self-satisfaction

✰ you were constantly a worrying variable in fights - once again, you were really strong and amazingly intelligent but you could also easily be overpowered (like anyone else in the gang) by a group of people

✰ and, unfortunately, as a young girl, a lot worse things could be done to you compared to your male counterparts

✰ mikey is stupidly protective of you and, as a result, everyone else takes on the designated role of your protector - you always know someone's following you around (tbh, it's usually baji bc he's constantly kicked from toman meetings for fighting with other members)

✰ mitsuya definitely uses you as a model for new outfits and lets you keep them - never seems to learn that you'll end up ripping them up fighting other people, but i don't think he cares because at least you look cute as fuck fighting those dumb mfs

✰ you definitely knew draken the longest - your mom was one of the brothel staff and you both hung out a lot whilst she was working (it was also one of the reasons you worked towards not using your body as a way to gain half-hearted respect - you had seen men disrespect your mom left, right and fucking centre and it annoyed you)

✰ so, yes, draken is your protector and, no, you can't tell him to stop

✰ chifuyu lowkey had a school boy crush on your for about a week - and then he got really scared of you when you kicked a delinquent in the no-go zone without even flinching (he totally didn't cover his own subconsciously, no ma'am)

✰ nahoya and souya definitely become your partners in crime; you're an oddball trio - the smiley boy who was the most evil, the angry boy who was soft-hearted and the pretty faced girl who could kick ass (welcome to 4th division ig)

✰ baji coddles you, even though he's perfectly aware of your capabilities - he spoils you rotten with gifts, food, etc.

✰ when buying food he's just like "i wanna see you with your chubby cheeks again!" because you definitely had chubby cheeks when you met them LMAOO he missed your chubbiness, even though you're still perfect to him <3

✰ okay but takemichi admires the ever loving fuck out of you - he idolises you and you find it adorable (you can tell the difference between admiration and love, so you know he's not crushing on you and betraying hinata)

✰ you probably taught koko how to be a bit better with money (which works out in later life, during his bonten days - idk if that's good or bad tho LMAO)

✰ and, for inui, you probably teach him how to fight in heels bc hot bitches gotta look good when fighting (you both become the self-dubbed 'pretty bitches' and i'm not kidding, everyone's intimidated despite the satire name)

✰ girls nights with yuzuha, emma and hinata - i don't make the rules, it just happens and it's fun as hell (mainly because the trio try everything in their power to mess your hair or make up - but you just end up an attractive mess instead) hakkai joins girl night sometimes bc he likes getting his nails painted by you

✰ ngl it probably gets a bit overbearing being constantly underappreciated based on your gender - but you prove everyone wrong and fight to prove your point

✰ i'm not gonna lie to you either - hanma and kisaki are fucking terrified of you after you collared them after a toman meeting

✰ "do dumb shit like what you did in moebius again, and i'll make sure you piss blood for the rest of your life"

✰ and then, boom, you go back to your polite self - not a single trace of your vulgarity left

✰ overall, you love your gang and they love you - a collaboration of love and appreciation <33

[theres-a-bea]

Dimonds are a (material) gworl's best friend pt. 2

a.k.a. even more engagement ring slander with the tot boys ft. the round brilliant diamond cut and the slander it DESERVES

tw!: swearing! very hot takes on how the rings should've looked like, because i've seen thousands of engagement rings to keep my mouth shut about the rings mihoyo just gave us + swearing!

link to pt. 1 - here!

Oh boy this is going to be controversial because these two rings slayed a little more than the first two.

They might've slayed but they didn't slay as much to me. 😈 Compared to the other two, I genuinely do not have much to say about them in terms of design slander because I'm probably not as angry about them as I was with Vyn's and Luke's.

But hear me out anyway

note: based on personal opinion, i am no design expert, this is simply just a hot take because i'm TIRED of seeing beautiful designs being fucked up by the round brilliant cut when there are literally 108302840293 ways to cut a mf diamond like okay it's classic, sure, but that doesn't mean it looks good with every single design there is.

Marius Von Hagen

Personally, I do not have beef with the centre stones, but I will slander the ring anyway because we're here to talk shit and not praise it.

I am a firm believer of "if it's not broken, don't fix it." but the problem with this one, is that my beef is with the band itself, and not with the stones. This honestly slayed.

Okay Maybe it's a little Broken:

I can't call the mount uglee, but I HATE it. It's doing too much, with the beaded-type squiggly line running along the middle? If you're gonna do a filigree ring, do it RIGHT for fuck's sake, don't give us this lazy ball chain looking thing down the middle. Literally that's all that's wrong with it, because it looks like it's gonna be a bitch to clean and get caught on things. Small price to pay for beauty ig.

Also what the fuck is holding that giant ass rock to the goddamn ring bc I know DAMN WELL not a single jeweller will let a stone, let alone a pear cut that big be held up by four fucking prongs only??? Where is the support? Without it nobody can wear this bitch ANYWHERE. That jeweller's almost as bad as the bitch who invented tension mount rings.

The back is a little too wide, and should be tiny-fied, so it's not uncomfortable once it's worn with a wedding band. I have no issues with the front design, the centrestones are cool, sparkly, pear-cut, hitting us with the lil marquise cut sidestones (also lowkey reminds me of rapunzel's tiara?? for some reason) and the little amethysts to the side, but the back has to be sealed off and shouldn't be left as a blank ass gap? maybe merge the two bands together? That's literally it. Aside from the band itself, Marius slayed with this one.

note: all middle finger emojis from here on are directed to the Brilliant Round and to the Brilliant Round ONLY.

Artem Wing

I usually do not give in to bias, but listen, hear me out, he slayed.

Design that won't piss me off if i wore it? Slay. Sun and Moon theme with a lil star that was clearly taken DIRECTLY from his logo? Slay. Practical and pretty? Slay. Centrestone and metal choice?

Did not Slay.

(Hotel? Trivago.)

Undoing the Naurifications:

One of the naurificating factors of this ring is the size of the stone against the four tiny fucking ass prongs that are holding that diamond. Baby, that bitch is hanging on for dear life.

We're going for the sun and moon concept, right? The prongs could be the sun's rays. Why not add two more? why not make it EIGHT? the sun in artem's logo has EIGHT. We're going subtly referential AND functional, okay? fuck whoever designed this ring with four goddamn prongs ONLY. This bitch needs SIX to EIGHT or that motherfucker is falling the fuck off.

Now for the stone, in this case, I am a Round Brilliant Cut (🖕🏻) Hater first and an Artem girlie second. However, I almost had to swallow my pride here because the design's whole point is having a round stone. This is literally THE one design out of all 4 that could get away with the Round Brilliant Cut (alkslwmslslams 🖕🏻). BUT, as a good lawyer should, I found a few loopholes.

Introducing my two besties the rose cut (l) and the jubilee cut (r). Look at them. Gorgeous, gorgeous girlies.

The jubilee cut doesn't have a flat surface on top, so, ✨maximum sparkle✨ in the sun. I mean, isn't it what it's supposed to be? The Sun? The jubilee cut is designed to be for bigger stones, and since there's a little space between the original stone and the moon, you can switch it up with a jubilee cut so they're snuggled together. The downside of the jubilee cut though, is that it's HUGE huge, which means it's going to stick way out of your finger. However, the answer to that is my girl the rose cut.

But Trixie, where's the sparkle?

Nobody is allowed to slander my girl the rose cut, because she may be a little flat, but she is designed for lowlight conditions, which means she sparkles best in the night, especially in candlelight. Baby, she is the sun at night. The rose cut is also a bigger cut, since it's supposed to be a little wide, so it could also do the cute lil sun-moon cuddle that I mentioned earlier.

The round brilliant (🖕🏻) lil star to the side can stay. It needs to sparkle. Although, it should've been a sapphire, like his favourite cufflinks.

this was fun, but i need to go to bed now. if i got a little crazy that's because i was probably a little delirious ok love you bye mwa !

[elysianslove]

first of all can i just say congrats on the 500 like i'm so happy for you and you absolutely deserve it (huge bear hug :) ) now i had this crazy hcs idea and i immediately thought of you so long story short how would Karasuno , Aoba Johsai and Nekoma react to their sweet manager having powers similar to those of scarlet witch (marvel) or mirajane strauss (fairytail anime) feel free to pick whichever one is easier and thank you so much for indulging my crazy request. love u lots - safiyah <3333

oh my goodness thank you sm for your words here’s a bear hug <3 also also i was literally just thinking just how cool it would be to have like a supernatural au haikyuu thing and then you send me this wow we on some mind reading shit. anyways i really hope you like this. sorry it’s like hq on crack if you want a serious one lemme know hsjkhsk

karasuno high

they lose their shit. 

every single one of them. 

mentally they’re all like 12 (except daichi and mqybe ennoshita) so i definitely think they’d have a very childish reaction to it. 

it’s so endearing though. 

they find out while walking you home one night: it’s very stormy and they just wanted to make sure you get home safe because they worship the ground you walk on. cue like a fucking billboard nearly falling on you and the group of boys and your instincts just kick in and you stop it mid air. 

noya’s still screaming even after everyone’s just gone silent and is gawking at the fact a billboard (or whatever the object is i can’t think rip) is hovering above them. in mid air. because of you. what the fuck? 

daichi’s blood pressure drops he’s like somebody catch me im about to faint wtf is going on. 

you kinda freak and just toss it away and run your way back home, as far away from the boys as possible. 

but alas, you’re their manager, and you have duties to fulfill. so you show up to practice the next morning terrified for your life. 

you’re not really sure why you’re so scared and nervous. you just are? it’s a huge part of who you are and it’d be a big bummer if the most important boys in your life didn’t accept it. 

noya greets you with a really big hug

tanaka’s so loud but what’s new <3 

daichi and suga just come up to you and gently ask if you’re okay because you ran off so quick yesterday

they all act super normal during practice but you can tell

you can tell

they want to ask so many questions they’re gonna explode 

after practice, when coach ukai and takeda leave, and it’s just you, kiyoko, and the boys, it’s s o quiet. you would hear a pin drop. 

you just sigh and go “you can ask” 

your poor eardrums </3 

they’re so fascinated by everything you say 

kiyoko’s like “i had a hunch” like how do u have a hunch about something like this anyways what a queen

noya’s like “make me fly” 

and tsukki in the back “drop him on his ass pls” 

they definitely make you do so many things for them with it 

cleaning duty is now on you because hello !! you can move things with your mind !! 

kags doesn’t get it. he’s like. ok? and ? i can set volleyballs perfectly, hinata can jump really high despite his height, she can move things with her mind? so what? 

i love him 

they’re also crazy good at keeping it a secret? 

not hinata tho he slips up so often like thank god the secret isn’t realistic or believable

he’ll be like “oh yeah? well our manager can move things with her mind!” 

and suga just has to usher him away with a pained smile like “yeah she’s so incredible haha” while doing that thing moms do where they squeeze or pinch your shoulder if they’re mad at you in public 

it feels like a weight lifted off your shoulders when they find out because the closer you grew to these boys, the more they felt like family to you.

aoba johsai

my favorite team 

i hc makki as someone that smokes weed. pls don’t try to convince me otherwise. look at him. he’s a pothead <3 

this is going somewhere i swear.

so you’re a 3rd year manager, meaning you’ve been with these boys a while now, specifically the third years of the team, so y’all are pretty close. 

how they find out: it’s like 3am on a weekend, the seijoh 4 and some of the second years. you’d baked a cake with like all of them all at once in the kitchen, so it was now a mess, so you’re attempting to clean it up as fast as you can the way you know best — with your hands and your mind. makki walks in, high as shit, sees this and just. 

“damn must be the weed.” 

you don’t hear him. so. uh oh. 

he was probably sent there by iwa to get water or something, so iwaizumi walks in and just yells so loud “what the fuck!” 

it’s like they’re all summoned by this. they eventually all pile into the kitchen and you’re literally just frozen in fear with pots and pans and utensils and specks of flour hovering by you. and then you maintain eye contact with iwa as you lift one hand and direct the pans into a cupboard and slowly shut it. 

“so it’s not the weed?” 

they honestly. don’t act any different tbh 

it’s like an added feature of yours that they appreciate. 

oikawa asks you to read his mind to test if what happened that night was real and you just lift him up from off his seat. 

“i asked you to read my mind tho hm” 

yeah mind reading is just a regular thing now. they will slyly ask you to read the other team’s minds during a match and you’re like no that’s cheating. but you do. and you subtlety give them advice. like “hm i wonder if that team’s gonna do this specific attack” 

also oikawa asks (read:begs) u to like help them make it through to nationals

you say “will it feel like a true accomplishment if i do?” 

shuts his pretty face up <3 

they also make you like. toss volleyballs to them. but with your mind. multiple of them. they take it as some stupid challenge idk these boys are dumb i love them 

they also love throwing things at. YOU. LIKE WTF? 

like haha dodgeball but it’s a group of 6’0+ athletes against just. you. 

sounds fair 

they also become insanely protective of you after they find out. idk how that clicks w them but. yes. 

especially mattsun and iwa ? like men. relax.

anyways they would abuse the shit out of your powers genuinely but it’s okay it’s out of love <3

nekoma high

they. they’re idiots. all of them. 

kuroo would probably be like but scientifically ! this makes zero sense 

omg kenma would lose his MIND. 

HES A GAMER BRUH 

HED BE OBSESSED W YOU.

but lowkey bc none of that simp shit </3 

ooou okay so you’re at a training camp and they sneak you in with them so you guys can play truth or dare 

bc yk. you’re kids. 

and y’all are going around and you just pick truth and someone asks what’s the biggest secret you’ve ever kept from us and they expect some dirty shit they’re nasty smh 

and then you straight up go “i can move things w my mind” 

and theyre like ok miss stop playin fr 

keep in mind it’s dark as hell in the dormitory and eerily quiet and you shift one of the chairs in there, and it squeaks loudly

yamamoto jumps and looks at you w so much fear in his eyes. “that wasn’t you” 

“bet?” 

and then suddenly all chairs are moving all at once and yamamato deadass screams 

kuroo’s shrugging like. “it’s just the wind,” like ur not in a closed off room w all the windows shut whatever u say sir <3 

lev’s like

gone into shock. seriously someone go get him water or something. 

when morning comes they’re all like hella scared to approach you except kenma and kuroo bc kenma— is in awe. kuroo — does not believe it. 

you’re kinda :( that they’re scared of you and you approach them after the day is over and just apologize, and tell them you didn’t mean to scare them and that you’d never hurt them or even consider it. 

they do a 180 bruh they just all go “awwwwww” and suffocate you in a group hug so you shove them all off for good measure lmao 

kuroo still doesn’t believe it until you save his ass in broad daylight and he’s like ok maybe it wasn’t fake so what sue me 

whenever there are training camps where other schools come they beg u to help them prank the boys 

especially bokuto and hinata 

and you do obviously 

it’s hilarious watching them scream as something moves slightly. you never do it that it’s suspicious just enough to be like did that happen or is my mind messing w me rn 

scarlet witch also has the ability to mess w people’s mind in the literal sense and whenever one of the boys pisses you off particularly you just make them see their biggest fear 

kenma asks you to reenact some of his favorite gameplays for him

it’s literally just roleplay and you couldn’t care less someone catches the two of you you’re no pussy you can admit when you’re having fun 

overall a very chaotic reaction 

they don’t treat you any different they’re just like 100x more hyped about who you are. like the fact that you’re their manager is already a blessing and now this !!! 

incredible <3333

[imagines-mha]

When you wear his clothes

Fandom(s): Haikyuu!!

Characters: Daichi, Oikawa, Kuroo, Bokuto, Terushima, Kita, Futakuchi, Ushijima

🔸 Daaamn if this man ain’t smug as hell

🔸 He wouldn’t seem it, and it’d take a genius to tell- but beneath his cool facade, he’s overflowing with utter pride

🔸 You show up one day to practice to drop off his lunch, clad in one of his comfy t-shirts

🔸 Let's be real, Tanaka and Noya see you way before he does

🔸 And bc ur the captains s/o™️, you get a free pass to becoming the unofficial mom of karasuno

🔸 So yes, they all adore you. And yes, they tease you and Daichi like hell

🔸 “WOAH Y/N!! IS THAT DAICHI’S?!” Noya calls, and all eyes magnetise to your figure

🔸 That’s when a smirk creeps onto your boyfriend’s face and your face starts to heat up bc he is HOT

🔸 “You gotta wear my stuff more often babe,“ he’ll grin after the team finish with their compliments, “seems like everyone here thinks you’re cute as hell too. Pity you’re all mine though-“

🔸 *cue cheesy couple shit that makes half of the team wanna throw up*

🔹 If you wear ANY of his stuff, you can bet he’s gonna put the evidence all over the internet. Yall KNOW he would upload it onto a public billboard if he could

🔹 Because everyone needs to see how cute his little y/n is

🔹 And also- boy likes to boast about his relationship cus he thinks ur a gift from god lol

🔹 He’ll probably still tease you about it tho U CANNOT WIN W THIS MAN

🔹 “Aw y/n are you trying to get even closer to me by wearing my shirt? Did you really miss me THAT much? Gosh you’re so cute when-“

🔹 Just slap him

🔹 Fr tho either tell him to knock it off or feed his ego even more. We all know what choice is gonna take less time lmao

🔹 He’s the boyfriend who encourages you to wear his stuff, but super subtly.

🔹 Leaving hoodies on radiators when it’s cold, t-shirts in convenient places just in case you wanna throw them on…

🔹 He just loves having an s/o who wears his clothes it makes him feel like a cool boyfriend okay

🔹 He’ll post pics with the caption “isn’t my sweet little y/n just adorable in MY hoodie?! 🥰🥰🥰” and u can’t lie it kinda does make you melt

♦️ Go grab the dictionary and look up “teasing little bitch”

♦️ There u go that's how he is. He’ll torture you abt it but we all know he’s so into seeing u wear his stuff.

♦️ Sexually.

♦️ “Wow dontcha have your own jacket to wear? Or are you just trying to show me off again?”

♦️ “And who gave you the free pass to steal all my shirts?”

♦️ He’s just teasing though, y’all know he prays every night for you to wear them cus he thinks you’re fucking precious

♦️ You remind him of a little kitty when his giant hoodies are draped around your shoulders

♦️ It drives him CRAZY

♦️ He’s got hard like 83 times more than he’d like to admit just from the sight of you in his clothes not his finest moments

♦️ With that in mind, wear his clothes for a free pass to the best sex of your life amen

⚫️ Lmao. Simp king.

⚫️ He comes home early from practice to find you rummaging around in the kitchen, one of his hoodies hanging around you

⚫️ And istg he almost has to call an ambulance

⚫️ “Y/N WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WORE MY STUFF WHEN I WASNT HOME ANDJWJDJWDJSH”

⚫️ Openly campaigns for you to wear his clothes

⚫️ Like if advertising his clothes to you was an olympic sport, he’d have won gold at least 6 years in a row by now

⚫️ Ur like “oh i'm coming to practice today” and he’s like “ok wear my hoodie”

⚫️ And BOI when you do. WHEN YOU DO.

⚫️ You’re gonna feel like A BEAUTY QUEEN.

⚫️ “EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW FUCKING ADORABLE Y/N LOOKS IN MY HOODIE. HEAR THAT? MY HOODIE. THE HOODIE THAT IS MINE AND BELONGS TO ME. M-E. NO ONE ELSE.”

⚫️ Bokuto you’re making another scene

⚫️ Its fucking cute though

🟣 Confused.com

🟣 “Y/n… where are all your clothes?”

🟣 God bless him he’s such a sweetie pie. He just doesn’t get the memo you’re doing it bc he has comfy ass clothes and you wanna wear them also he smells nice n u like to boast that ur ushijima’s s/o what about it

🟣 When you tell him this, he just nods for a moment, still clueless as ever

🟣 “I can buy you new clothes if you need them?” USHIJIMA NO

🟣 Somehow he works out that you just wear them cus you wanna, and he is more than okay with that

🟣 Lowkey fills him with pride

🟣 You’ll find he’s more clingy when you’re in his hoodies etc. He’s a big cuddlebug on the worst of days so this just sends him OFF

🟣 Perfect for when u need that extra affection

🟣 Just throw on his hoodie and BAM there you are. Cuddly wakatoshi. Ur welcome

▪️He finds it endearing above anything

▪️ He isn’t one to openly show how blushy something makes him, so his reaction is a narrow display of how his heart is really feeling

▪️ You can still read him like an open book tho and u just KNOW by the sparkle in his eyes that he’s melting at the sight of you

▪️ He’s a busy guy, but meticulous at that. He’ll walk into your home and notice you wearing it immediately

▪️ It makes his chest heat up at the sight of you, and he just has to indulge himself in the situation

▪️ You feel his arms around your waist before anything else, giving you a warm squeeze and a peck to your head

▪️ “You look beautiful y/n”

▪️ You guys always cuddle before bed, and you find he’s holding you just a little closer and tighter when you’re in his hoodie/shirt

▪️ He likes to nuzzle you to his chest and play with your hair- it comforts him

▪️ But if you’re in his t-shirt while he does it?? It’s like the feeling is hyped x100

🔸He’s gonna get turned on by it no cap

🔸Seriously, what else did you expect from him?

🔸 He’s boastful as hell when his sees you in his outfits, and even the idea of it just makes him heat up

🔸 You show up to his house one day in a shirt he left at yours

🔸 You’re met with a sharp whistle, catching you off guard and clearly to compliment how hot you look

🔸 “Didn’t know you were comin’ all dressed up for me baby,”

🔸 You swear every time he calls you baby it makes you swoon

🔸 Like Oikawa, he’s boastful as hell

🔸 Expect 104827 selfies before you leave he treats u like his model its so fuckin cute

🔸This man just likes to show you OFF

🟢 Boy gets a little flustered

🟢 But does he mask it with cockiness? Yes. Yes he does

🟢 “Wow, this for me?” He’ll smirk a bit, dropping his bags on the floor and making his way into the bedroom where you lay

🟢 And then it could go one of two ways my friend.

🟢 Either you act all sub and cute- pouting back, letting him take control of you

🟢 Or you call him out on his faux-smugness, and watch him fall weak to you

🟢 If you chose option 1, he’ll probably take it as an opportunity to further things and fuck you- cus that boy is ALWAYS ready to go if u know what i mean ;))

🟢 If you chose option 2, you get to watch his soft side come out and it's CUTE as hell

🟢 He’ll be like “y/n stoppp let me be cool…”

🟢 Either way he fuckin loves when you wear his clothes. Surprise him in a t shirt and nothing else and he’ll SLAM you into a wall and kiss you til you can’t feel your lips istg

[bitchiha]

Can I have a Naruto match up? I'm a gay trans boy (18) and a pisces. I'm a student, about to go into college, and my major is music. I like all the fine arts really, I'm just mostly musically inclined. I'm super competitive (probably why I love fine arts) and I'm really loud and outgoing. I try to gain a whole bunch of knowledge about my passion, which is why I've learned a lot of instruments throughout my time learning music. I also do Tae Kwon Do, just because I think it's fun

A/N: AHH YOURE SO NICEEEE <3 sending you a million virtual kisses!! Also I got so ducking invested into this match up and this gif of him is so hot.. anyways

I ship you with...

Sai!!

Okay I know all the other Konoha boys know Jack shit about the arts.. Like they can’t draw a stick figure if a kunai was pressed to their throats and I definitely know they can’t play instruments either.

Sai on the other hand... he’s into that stuff. Like he probably reads books about the fine arts when he isn’t reading books about understanding human emotions.

Probably meets you when Naruto is talking to you in the village about your music and Sai over hears how clueless Naruto is about the Arts. Sai literally grabs Narutos forehead and pushes him away. He’ll slide in to his place and be like: allow me to carry this conversation bc Naruto is dumb as hell.

It will all go from there my friend, I think he’s a sucker for watching you play. Has definitely sketched you playing your instruments. Like probably has a sketchbook dedicated to you and the instruments you play. Hell, I bet twenty bucks this man has painted portraits of you playing.

A lot of the affectionate things will have to be relied on by you at first. Not that he won’t try, because he will, it will just turn out very awkward and will mostly be failed attempts. Once you get further into the relationship he will pick things up. He’s a fast learner at most things, but it was a little harder for him to learn about affection.

I also definitely think he reads a book on the guide to having intimate relationships or like how to be a good boyfriend. These books probably fail him too. Like they’re too cheesy, but he grasps some important concepts, like attending important events for his s/o.

So best believe he pulls up to all your competitions and accidentally psychs out your competitors. Like he just gives off that sophisticatedness lol and he’s also a little intimidating to others cause he looks so mysterious LOL. He’s such a good smack talker too so you guys probably smack talk the competition together.

You two can have the best conversations about art. Like he’s super knowledgeable about the history of visual art and how certain mediums became more popular overtime, etc. I definitely think you’ll have artistic dates a lot. Art museums? Yup! Opera? You bet! Concerts? All the time luv!

Since you’re into Tae Kwon Do, he will train with you. I think since you have some good skill he’ll ask you to train with him. Like sparing partners and all that. Since you’re competitive expect him to be too, he just has such a strong urge to gain your approval. Ends with you two collapsing in sweaty heaps on the grass.

Honestly, I don’t think he’d be super fazed by a competitive s/o. I lowkey think he’d prefer that tbh. You guys would just be like such a badass couple I’m so invested in this. Like two art baddies <3

So I said he’d have a sketchbook dedicated to you and instruments, but I think he would honestly have a whole sketch book just dedicated to you lol. Not in a creepy way!! You just inspire his ass tbh. Like he loves watching you do Tae Kwon Do and uses it as an opportunity to practices quick sketches.

Definitely paints a picture of the two of you for your anniversary. Probably writes you some sort of note and he’s actually a poetic little shit so expect yourself to be flustered.