#also thinking dracula was a fan of houdini so he makes renfield learn to escape from locks and complicated restraints

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i can just imagine a horror/comedy montage of dracula training renfield like how in the pink panther inspector clouseau has that manservant that he orders to attack him unawares, but it’s dracula doing the sneaking and sudden attacks from nowhere so that renfield is always ready for anything. home alone style traps, knives flying everywhere, limbs getting torn and disembowelments, outlandish solutions to unsolvable problems, fucking halberds being launched from places they shouldn’t even fit in, classic looney toons anvils being dropped, the most insane obstacle courses known to man etc etc