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babycupart · 2 years ago

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i can just imagine a horror/comedy montage of dracula training renfield like how in the pink panther inspector clouseau has that manservant that he orders to attack him unawares, but it’s dracula doing the sneaking and sudden attacks from nowhere so that renfield is always ready for anything. home alone style traps, knives flying everywhere, limbs getting torn and disembowelments, outlandish solutions to unsolvable problems, fucking halberds being launched from places they shouldn’t even fit in, classic looney toons anvils being dropped, the most insane obstacle courses known to man etc etc

#renfield #renfield 2 writers take notes let’s get some crazy flashback scenes #renfield sighs wistfully remembering it… ‘ahh… good times’#rebecca’s just looking at him like ‘he threw WHAT at you?’#another outcome of this training is that renfield has incredible stamina #tops on grindr can’t keep up with him #also thinking dracula was a fan of houdini so he makes renfield learn to escape from locks and complicated restraints #prob why renfield can escape handcuffs without breaking them

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