#also they're t4t and both autistic lol

[justsayapple]

So a large nun and a tiny brit plan to stop the president... (hopefully this meme hasn't been done with them before lol)

[r3dsp4ce]

my damon hcs because im too insane and gay about him

trans ftm . came out as a preteen, is on t since he was like 16 + got top surgery shortly after turning 18. was able to medically transition fairly early thanks to the money he started making as an ultimate

gay. homosexual. mlm. and demisexual

autistic tendencies + npd

japanese american (american mom n japanese dad)

grew up in japan in a small town and lower class household, it wasn't until he got accepted as an ultimate when his family's financial situation has gotten better and they eventually moved to the us (florida specifically)

even though they're in a very stable situation now he still feels like his family depends on him financially and stresses his ass off over it

didn't really struggle with the switch of languages after they moved countries, he was taught english by his mom since he was little + being able to speak english is somewhat necessery in his profession

has a pet snake . one of these cute tiny kind. loves reptiles in general. his parents not really but they take care of it very lovingly while damon's away

basically has the most supportive parents EVER, in terms of everything, from his identity to his antics and the weird little thing in the aquarium

usually wears darker and muted colors, dark greens, browns, grays, beiges etc. loves turtlenecks and jumpers

has that "being alone >>> making friends and risking getting hurt or betrayed by them sooner or later" mindset

actually loves lego .. when kai gifted him his first set he kept repeating how silly and pointless it is while also hyperfocusing on building it for 4 hours straight

hyperfocuses on things easily and often actually. put the presidential debate on the tv and he's not moving an inch until it's over. if the blackout during the tournament didn't happen you would NOT take him off that couch until his round is done

very prone to cold. always has cold hands and needs at least like 3 layers of clothing to not freeze

t4t besties with eva!! also gay/lesbian solidariety . they both have the biggest platonic crush on each other and both don't know what's happening to them because they each have literally NO social experience .. im not normal about them

blanket hogger .... both him and kai are actually so the bed looks like a warzone in the morning

little spoon .

would secretly love the idea of borrowing his partner's clothes

big mitski fan . you're not convincing me that your best american girl isn't literally his song

men hating homosexual

his favorite childhood show was gravity falls and his fave was dipper

i will add more bc i think bout him way too much lol

when he's alone with toshiko they allow themselves to talk in japanese instead of english like they do with their other classmates. he has somewhat of a soft spot for her, she reminds him of home

gets way too worked up over video games

[c0pper0tter]

Currently hyperfixated on the girlies Gambit and Rogue so have a page of digital drawings I made of them recently

Also to be extra annoying since everyone online is being mad about x men being 'woke' here are my headcanons about these lovely two individuals

First of all they are literally just this meme and yes I will be drawing it with them some day

Gambit and Rogue are t4t I make the laws here

Gambit is also the definition of bisexuality (look at what he's wearing people come on) and Rogue just gives me the vibes she doesn't have a label for her sexuality, she just vibes and is definitively not straight

They both are also autistic cause again, I make the rules

Rogues stims by humming, rocking, and mouth clicks while Gambits main stims are hand stims like flapping or hitting his wrists along with rocking and hopping

I like to think Gambit wears big chunky sound proof headphones anytime he can cause 1 autism and 2 his power is to make things explode so he's gotta have something to protect his hearing from the explosions, on missions he has special made tiny ones that aren't so big and bulky

He is getting slight hearing loss though from before he started wearing protection

I like to think Rogue also has bad eyesight cause same bro and she wears contacts, she refuses to wear glasses but Remy thinks she looks cute with them

She does have a pair of red glasses for when she can't wear contacts

They both love physical affection but only with eachother, Rogue has been touch starved due to her powers and Remy tends to be touch averse due to trust issues but clings to those he trusts I think so both of them only engage in affection with people they're really close with, so they're constantly cuddling and just holding eachothers hand whenever their next to eachother

Neither of them really give a shit about gender roles so they both are always stealing eachothers clothes

Rogue: Remy, have you seen my green tube dress?

Gambit: *walks out wearing said dress* .......it makes me feel pretty :)

Rogue: .......well now I'm pissed that you look better in it than I do

Gambit: :/

Both also have I guess you'd call them 'girls nights' where they watch shitty movies put on face masks and talk shit about the other x men, like spill the tea babe what's the latest drama, sometimes nightcrawler joins them but he usually just sits there awkwardly like 'what's going on, am I third wheeling?'

Rogue and Nightcrawler are the bestest of siblings btw, they love eachother so much and whenever they annoy the other there's a running gag of one of them shouting 'I'm telling mom!' and the other shouting back 'which one cause good luck they both ain't gonna do shit!'

Siblings man

I like to imagine Nightcrawler and Gambit don't really know what to make of eachother at first, they both try to joke with the other and get along but it always ends up awkward on one end cause their trying a little too hard and don't know what to do lol

Rogue laughs at them when they complain about it to her

Eventually, after a way too long era of awkwardness, they become decent bros

Rogue and Gambit are that couple who threaten to kill eachother on the daily and say the worst shit to eachother but the second you insult one of them the other will be at your throat with a knife and a promise it'll end up in you somehow

They also both make fun of eachothers accents constantly

I really don't care if none of this is comic book accurate I'm making my own interpretation of the characters and having fun

[toxi-works-at-culvers]

Just found your your blog and it all seems super cool :3 could I know more about your William or Henry perchance?

UHHHH gee theres a lot about the two of them so it'll be hard to summarize xD

william was born on september 19th, 1937, at the start of my AU (1983) he is 46 years old. he's transmasc and bisexual and married to clara (they are t4t!!) very charismatic and charming. he has a lot of joyous and silly whimsy!! he's also very egotistical and selfish. but his kids mean the world to him and losing evan after the bite of 83 had him completely devastated. and since fredbear is henry's creation he partially blames him and seeks vengeance of sorts by killing charlie (although he was drunk and it was a impulse decision). and thus canon is set in motion (basically, i try to keep things close to canon, but there are still key differences there)

henry was born on march 3rd, 1940. 43 at the start of my AU. he was born and raised in utah and has two siblings :D (one is unimportant so i haven't named them, the other one is jen). henry is cis, greyromantic (or demi idk yet), and homosexual(unknowingly). he is gods most autistic warrior (/silly). guy with the biggest resting bitch face you'll ever see. he's pretty stoic in most things, doesn't like to interact with people much. he really likes performing as fredbear though. he can be a bit neglectful (both not paying enough attention to charlie, and also not really giving a shit about health & safety) and, like william, quite selfish in the things he does.

the two of them met in college and at first didn't get along well (william is MEAN and PRETENTIOUS and its mostly his fault for being a jerk lol) but over time as they got to know eachother they slowly started to bond and, seeing henry pursuing engineering, william is inspired to start pursuing it as well (he had a passion for robotics, but majored in business instead). and william develops an obsession with henry, both wishing he could be him and wishing he had him. and henry loves william but not nearly to that degree. and things dont really pan out romantically. though they do keep fucking even after they're married & have wives Annnd william accidentally gets pregnant and thats where elizabeth came from Ok goodbye

[mxnsterfxckr]

last night I accidentally posted the incomplete version of this. I passed out right after LOL

I was tagged by @humanshapedstress and @iaus !! Thank you again <333 this was very fun

get to know me a bit more ~

LAST SONG: Title Music (Party Time) - Bloons TD 6

FAVOURITE COLOUR: hands down PINK !! 🩷🩷🩷 I love pink. I have a special interest in flamingos and now my wardrobe, hair, and alot of my things are pink. All shades are pretty, I'm an equal opportunity pink lover.

CURRENTLY WATCHING: Dropout content!! I've been watching Never Stop Blowing up and ALOT of Play if by Ear. My musical theatre ass loves improv musicals.

SPICY/SWEET/SAVOURY: ooooh this is tough. It's a tie between sweet and savory. I choose savoury more often for foods and snacks but I ALWAYS have candy on me. (I'm a lil baby when it comes to spice)

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: I have a partner, were both autistic in a t4t relationship. We live together, are wives, and match each other's freak <3 They're very supportive of my Starbreaker posting lol.

CURRENT OBSESSION: Starbreaker LOL - also Chappell Roan and Bloons TD 6 (love those silly monkeys) I've also been obsessed with One Piece for the past 8 years or so but nowadays I'm much more chill about it.

some beloved Starbreaker mutuals have already been tagged by previous posters, so I'll just tag a couple. @anonymouslylovesyou, @nothinmuch6 @whoblewboobear

love y'all 💕

[legthief]

what if i dropped my hypmic lgbt headcanons. i think that would be funny. you are allowed to disagree, for this is merely my opinion.

transmasc bros: i think all of the yamada brothers are transmasc. ichiro is bi (or he wouldn't label his sexuality), jiro is gay, saburo is a lesbian. come and fight me in the replies if you want. i personally do not understand people who headcanon jiro as cishet, but i digress.

mad trigger gay: they are all gay. sorry not sorry. samatoki trans guy for sure. jyuto he/they if you understand what i mean. rio i do not think about in terms of his gender. go buckwild i personally don’t care too much. he does very much have the “gay with too many lesbian sisters” vibe though. i don’t know why lol

lesbian posse: you already know how i feel about them. all of them are he/him autistic lesbians. petition to let them wear "lesbians against jakurai jinguji" shirts. ramuda was jakurai's lesbian weirdgirl. dice being a transmasc makes his mommy issues so much more interesting actually. gentaro is the widely known gender princess so.

matengay: they are also all gay. jakurai is nonbinary. he's a member of the "we're trans and otome has no idea" club. hifumi is gay; his host persona is really just a coping mechanism. you guys don't understand how much t4t dohifu means to me. they're both trans guys. doppo doesn’t think too much about it but he IDs as gay because of hifumi. (possibly jyuto too. point and laugh at the multishipper)

bisexual ass transmascs: i like how it still spells BAT while making sense. they are actually the most bisexual and transmasc division ever. kuko is nonbinary that’s why nemukuu works. jyushi is also nonbinary. hitoya just radiates trans guy energy. i also think it makes hitojaku more interesting because it adds a new layer of envy to hitoya.

transmasc hompo: i actually think this is the most transgender division. sasara is like gay ramuda. rosho i think is also transmasc and gay. rei is transhet in my mind and i think he's just better that way. founder of the "we're trans and otome has no idea" club.

chuoku: i think the general consensus of chuoku is that they are lesbians. this is like 90% true i think. they're all sapphic at the very least. nemu and ichijiku are trans and both members of the "we're trans and otome has no idea club". the reason the club exists is because otome is a terf. pretty much all of her philosophy lines up with terf ideology. i could explain but that would be for another post. nemu and ichiro qpr is so important to me. ichijiku and jakurai wlw/mlm hostility is also very real to me.

[anendtopursuit]

hello PLEASE gimme ur Addams thoughts… I too am insane

YES HELLO I WILL GLADLY RAMBLE ABOUT THEM FOREVER. here's a random selection of headcanons for u <3 feel free to ask for specific opinions or whatever if u want

gonna apologise in advance for the lack of pugsley :( i know the least about him as a character

this isn't actually a headcanon i just need to share that one of my boyfriend's coworkers looks EXACTLY like lurch and therefore it is his nickname. it makes me giggle every time he tells me work stories because i literally just imagine lurch addamsfamily fixing cars n shit

anyway! all of them are autistic. all of them. yes, including lurch, and fester, and thing. they all have a sorta shared spin for horror/macabre shit, but also their own individual ones - gomez likes fencing (and lowkey trains #autism), morticia likes plants, wednesday likes historical torture devices, etc etc

gomez and morticia are t4t and bi4bi, and also polyam (i don't think either of them have met anybody they want to include yet, but they're certainly both open to the idea, as long as it brings them joy! you can be a very dedicated lover AND polyam)

wednesday is nonbinary ("if you ever use the words little or girl to describe me again..." 🤨🏳️‍⚧️), aroace-spec, and defo likes girls in some way lol. she uses all pronouns bc she doesn't care, but leans towards she/it/they & spooky neos

i am admittedly fond of the "gomez is allergic to roses and that's why morticia cuts their heads off" theory ngl

also like - whether or not gomez is human seems to be debatable at best? since a lot of the other addamses are undead i sorta just assumed he was too ngl (this isn't a strict headcanon i have, just a musing)

i like to think that the reason thing manages to be sentient and functional despite literally just being a hand is because he's a dead addams who was dismembered, and, when he was brought back for a family gathering or smthn, he accidentally possessed the wrong bit and got stuck. and that was ages and ages ago, so nobody really remembers who he used to be.

lurch is also genderspicy, as a treat (he/it zombzgender lurch ftw, i am cringe and i am free)

all of the addamses know sign language - both the single and double handed signs, because sometimes thing prefers to communicate that way. they learnt partially because their family is so diverse that there's bound to be SOMEONE who's deaf/hoh or mute, and partially just because they're very social people (contrary to what people expect) and would never pass down an opportunity to talk to new people

gomez has really good instincts and can tell when ppl r sneaking up on him etc etc bc of the amount of times he got his ass absolutely handed to him in fester's surprise fights when they were kids. he can also pick out fester's footsteps from a crowd because he's so used to honing in on them to prepare for battle TM

i'm gonna stop there bc it's 2am and i have to go eat food but like -- pls pls pls ask me questions n shit about them i am Going Insane and need to yell <3

[geeneelee]

Arceus opinions. Gimmee.

THOUGHTS THOUGHTS THOUGHTS HERE WE GO

I 100% believe that the protagonist is the Sinnoh Champion, because it would make total sense for Arceus to entrust them with this, they look exactly the same (unless you choose otherwise lmao) and it just makes all the ironic differences between the ancestors and descendants crueler lmao

If you demonize Laventon in your fics, first of all WHY, second of all delete your fic

I don't respect Volo at all and I think he's motivated less by being some tragic backstory and more by a bloated sense of entitlement. I love that he's this bastard who takes advantage of a frightened teen and tries to destroy the universe because the it's not to his liking. I hope he never gets a redemption arc he sucks so bad I love it.

Relatedly, some Celestica people headcanons: The ancient hero was from the Celestica people, and he caught "Arceus" like the current protagonist after defeating it, which is why it loved among them for a while. Then, I dunno, the hero died or they did something fucked up because Arceus living among them gave them a power high and Arceus left. They couldn't handle it, and eventually most of them left to go find Arceus, and the remaining people couldn't keep it together for more than a few generations. Cogita and Volo were both born after Arceus left and are the only ones still remaining and became immortal somehow? not sure. Cogita was given the responsibility of one day helping the protagonist, while Volo felt cheated that he never got to meet Arceus and instead watched his people fall apart, and viewed everyone else in Hisui as stupid and unworthy for not even knowing who Arceus was, which is why he's fully ok with killing everyone and likes to toy with people (e.g. asking Ingo about his memory loss while knowing its his fault). I fully believe he's still on his shits to this day and may or may not have a fic idea related to that if i ever stop being afraid of writing documents lol.

Speaking of Ingo: he did not fall out of the sky! He canonically just appeared, and honestly I'm betting it was through a space-time distortion like a lot of the displaced Pokemon we see. I think the protag only fell from the sky because they were express delivery via Arceus instead of random fallout from reality tearing itself apart. Also I love Ingo sooooo much autistic king of my heart I want him to go home please let him go home. I think he's been there for a few years judging by how settled and familiar he seems, but man I think he wants to go home and he should go home, although I'm not sure if that'll happen in a DLC or not. (SIDE NOTE: it's too early to say whether there will be DLC or not it hasn't even been three months yet guys chill)

I don't forgive Kamado but I think he's an interesting, thoughtful character. He got off light but it's Pokemon. What can you do. Cyllene on the other hand deserves the world.

ALSO BENI. BENI WAS THE MOST GOBSMACKING REVEAL. HAS HE KILLED PEOPLE? HES A REAL NINJA.

Speaking of killing my slightly edgy headcanon is that it's Volo's fault that there aren't any noble pokemon or their ilk in modern Sinnoh because he drove them to extinction out of spite for having Arceus' favor.

I love Palina and Iscan they're so cute t4t romance right there.

Arezu is my funny little gal. I want to kiss her and let her do my hair please please please

Also Melli is the funniest bitch on the planet. BUT ADAMAAAAAAAAAAN. Pokemon sure knows how to make pathetic little men that are so funny

The Forces of Nature were so hard to catch they are my FUCKING enemies. Also I'm really bad at mass outbreaks because I get seen and then can't move because as soon as I get off my ass I get hit again and then I die.

The soundtrack is amazing but Pokemon games always have good music I love them