#also the way he's sitting lmfao
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owlcracker Ā· 4 months ago
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doodle i made a while ago because i thought he was rlly funny in this interview for just budding in and saying "and the love making :3"
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wiseatom Ā· 2 years ago
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anyway you can literally pry mike and will sw*ftie agenda from my cold, lifeless hands
#no hate to anyone not agreeing#however when has WILL CANONICALLY ever EVER showed to be pretentious with music#when has will EVER displayed the same music snob personality as jonathan#like canonically. really. point out a SINGLE time.#he of course loves the music bonding w jonathan and he loves the songs jonathan shows him but like genuinely. really and truly#i am asking you to point out anything about will's character that would indicate in any way he would be pretentious about music.#will's CANON traits repeated over and over are that he is sensitive and emotional and not like other boys#and that is not in the 'i want to be different' way like it is for jonathan. will canonically does not feel Better for being Different.#he just Is.#so like i absolutely one thousand percent believe he'd identify w her music that is sensitive and romantic and whimsical and tells stories#bc those are all things will either is or values. hello lol#and mike lmfao. mike literally tries to be like everyone else. if taylor is popular he's gonna listen and then the absolute bops are gonna#make him stick around. he'd definitely be a closet sw*ftie during rep era to go along w the crowd but he'd come back#also hold on let me circle back to the will point. even if he were pretentious u can't sit here and tell me taylor is not an incredible#songwriter who consistently puts out sonically cohesive albums (for the most part) and is able to nail almost any genre#even if he was Super Pretentious about music -- which to be clear he Would Not Be -- he would admire her for the artist she is#even if it wasn't his vibe. ANYWAY. BACK TO MIKE AKA I WILL LISTEN TO ANYTHING ANYONE SAYS IS COOL#he definitely has Opinions (calling should i stay or should i go Weird) but like. come on. his entire s3/4 arc is abt Desperately trying to#Conform. he'd listen to taylor lol. i just think he'd actually still like her for some of the same reasons as will#bc he also values story telling and then also probably just wordplay.#i'm so sorry to rant about this like i simply know it is not that deep but ALSO. Y'ALL LMFAO. the way that i'm seeing this opinion shared#'this isn't hating!' *is a hater*#<- also exactly what i'm doing but like PLEASSEEE#WILL =/= JONATHAN#AND LIKE MIKE IS EMBARRASSING. THT'S WHY WE LOVE HIM. HE'D ABSOLUTELY BLAST N BOP TO TAYLOR LOL#IDC IDC!!!!!! (CARES SO MUCH) THIS IS THE HILL I WILL DIE ON!!!!!!!!
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tenrose Ā· 3 months ago
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Not my cat flirting with every pet sitters I get him during my vacations lmao
#misc#this year it's a man#i was lowkey worried cause my cat don't know many men#(idk if they even can tell the difference tbh lmfao)#but this hoe of a cat smelled him and immediately targeted his legs#sometimes i wonder if he wouldn't cheat on me with another human if he had a chance dusjsjjejz#anyway the guy is a young man and as someone who struggled when i was younger#i feel like doing a good action paying someone to do a cool job#(i mean cleaning the litter is not exactly a fun job but getting paid to pet a cat is)#also i met him through my physio who knows everyone#because last year i chose a pet sitter through a pet sitting website#but it was hella expensive#and it's basically a scam cause i paid something like 150ā‚¬ but only 50ā‚¬ was for the pet sitter the other was for that shit website#fuck start-ups#anyway i decided to do it the old fashioned way#through social relationships#but i struggled cause i have not social relationships???#except for coworkers#but I don't want coworkers to go to my home#that's an absolute no#it'd be a violation plus i am ashamed of my home and shit#so i prefer someone I don't know at all#so if i get judged it has no consequences#(yes i have trust issues)#so i had to actually gather my courage and ask my physio if she knew someone because she works with lot of young adults and teens#and turns out the mom of the man was here and she said she'll ask him#can't go wrong with someone vetted by hus own mother lol#anyway he said cats are his favourite pets so we're good#Loki definitely sensed that he can plays him like fiddle
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bibleofficial Ā· 4 months ago
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i dream of being able to go get a couples massage but instead of w the love of my life itā€™s w my colon & she finally gets what the FUCK has been WRONG w her WORKED out šŸ˜­šŸ™„
#stream#GET A GRIP#I HATE BEING ALIVE#i need to make a new tag where itā€™s literally just posts of my pussy causing my suffering#shitter nation#thatā€™s it#thatā€™s the one#swag#i say swag so innocuously that my chinese flatmate will just say it too & it makes me laugh like u know when someone has like an affirmation#& start saying it itā€™s that except i feel bad kind of bc the way i use it is literally butchering the word#me sitting on the bus & it stops: swag#itā€™s just so fucking funny ALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLAKALAKSLA like I CANT HELP IT IM CONSTANTLY SAYING IT MY BROTHER GOT ME STARTED DOING IT LIKE#THIS šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­#anyway#my family got hit by the hurricane yesterday & thank fucking GOD that PINE FELL IN THE OPPOSITE DIECTION bc YALL#literally it wouldā€™ve taken out the bedrooms#like the whole root system has TIPPED#but do we know why ? YES WE FUCKING DO & ITS BC FATHER KEPT CUTTING DOWN ALL THE BRANCHES bc ā€˜itā€™ll damage the roof!ā€™ which i mean in this#case ā€¦ FAIR ā€¦. BUT ALSO IN THIS CASE IT WAS SOOO TOP HEAVY#i mean like they always made ME afraid bc u can see them sway but i just thought ā€˜like a sailboat u need a mountain of a wave to tipā€™ &#hurricanes ? are the mountain ā€¦ BUT SHE LASTED DURING ALL THE OTHERS#LITERALLY ALL OF THE OTHERS like this tree is older than the house & the house is OLD [FOR AMERICA] it was built in the late 70s/early 80s#like she took HARVEY & IKE FINE#which i was there during but i worry abt them bc of the lack of cell service wifi & power but i know its over so its just clean up now#sucks to be my brother bc my father sent pics of him w an axe having to cut the tipped tree from the road lmfao#wait why is he using an axe we literally have a chainsaw#probably bc the treeā€™s wet & itā€™ll fuck up the chain & it has to be out of the road bc thatā€™s where it landed btw lmfao it was house or road#& itā€™s in the road thank FUCK - NO DAMAGE TO ANY CARS literally we were sooooooo LUCKY#ANYWAY iā€™m only on a few hours of sleep & tired & my knee kills bc it actually got damaged during the omar assault so ive a new knee brace#swag ā€¦ :( im just so tired. iā€™m so over constantly feeling like im being watched 24/7 it has genueinly put so much stress on me
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mangosmoothiepussyv3 Ā· 5 months ago
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everyone wants something that they dont have...
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abyssalpriest Ā· 5 months ago
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fucking hate making a comment about Lev seeming to be coming back under the name Poseidon (insert all my comments before about how he seems to be hard to get a long-term hold of, how people who work w Poseidon seem to always disappear and quit, how even though he absolutely shows up like that that name has been an energetic absence) the day before flight rising starts the storyline to bring back the Tidelord after. how many years of his absence??
I ssay "feels like he's coming back" and we get the Tidelord coming back????? Ok
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harmonybarmy Ā· 5 months ago
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today was my mamaw's funeral and let me tell you that pastor was up there *lying* on her ass.
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theseancekid Ā· 1 year ago
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EYES: avoids eye contact when nervous, maintains eye contact when nervous, avoids eye contact due to being neurodivergent, enjoys eye contact as a means to read and convey emotion, looks down when emotional, looks up when emotional, cries openly, wipes tears quickly, suppresses tears, wandering gaze when lost in thought, holds gaze while thinking, seeks out eye contact for reassurance, seeks out eye contact to gauge enthusiasm during conversations, eyes move constantly during conversation, expressive eyes, emotions only evident through eyes, uses eye contact to intimidate, looks up while thinking, looks down while thinking
HANDS: clasps behind back,Ā  rests in lap,Ā  fidgets with clothes,Ā  twiddles thumbs,Ā  chews at nails,Ā  pushes back cuticles,Ā  draws patterns on table/counter surfaces,Ā  animated gestures while speaking,Ā  only gestures to emphasize,Ā  utilizes sign language,Ā  speaks only through sign,Ā  Ā callouses,Ā  scars,Ā  smooth,Ā  wrinkled,Ā  worn,Ā  soft,Ā  delicate,Ā  boney,Ā  slender,Ā  thick,Ā  veiny,Ā  touches others while speaking,Ā  reaches out while laughing,Ā  reaches out to comfort others,Ā  reaches out to seek comfort,Ā  places face in hands when exasperated,Ā  places face in hands when exhausted,Ā  places palms over eyes to hide when overwhelmed,Ā  rests chin in hands,Ā  taps fingers when impatient,Ā  taps fingers when nervous,Ā  taps fingers while thinking,Ā  scratches scalp,Ā  strokes chin,Ā  rubs back of head,Ā  toys with objects around them,Ā  runs fingers over surfaces while walking by
MOUTH: chews lip,Ā chews at inside of cheek,Ā  licks lips,Ā  bites tongue,Ā  chews on straws,Ā  resting frown,Ā  resting smile,Ā  neutral resting expression,Ā  resting pout,Ā  grinds teeth,Ā  flexes jaw,Ā  covers mouth when laughing,Ā  covers mouth when shocked,Ā  covers mouth when concerned,Ā  hands to lips while thinking,Ā  covers mouth when chewing,Ā  chews with mouth closed,Ā  chews with mouth open,Ā  smirks,Ā  grins,Ā  subtle smiles,Ā  wide smiles,Ā  sad smiles,Ā  intimidating smiles,Ā  menacing grins,Ā  openly smiles,Ā  tries to suppress smiles,Ā  bares teeth when angry,Ā  lips quiver when emotional,Ā  stutters,Ā  speaks quickly,Ā  speaks slowly,Ā  good pronunciation,Ā  poor pronunciation,Ā  moderate pronunciation,Ā  purses lips,Ā  sucks in lips,Ā  holds mouth open when shocked or confused
LEGS:Ā  bounces leg when nervous,Ā  draws knees to chest when sitting,Ā  draws knees to chest as a means of comfort,Ā  sits on knees,Ā  sits with legs criss crossed,Ā  sits with legs spread open in chairs,Ā  crosses legs when sitting in chairs,Ā  sits with one leg folded under the other,Ā  places feet on furniture,Ā  never places feet on furniture,Ā  sits on counters,Ā  sits on desks,Ā  sits on tables,Ā  sits on edge of seat,Ā  sits hunched over with forearms on knees,Ā  arches one knee up,Ā  sits on the arm of chairs/couches,Ā  feet on dashboard,Ā  swings legs back and forth when sitting somewhere elevated,Ā  wiggles toes when nervous,Ā  wiggles toes as a general tick,Ā  shuffles feet,Ā  kicks foot into ground,Ā  stomps feet,Ā  loud footsteps,Ā  quiet footsteps,Ā  silent footstepsĀ 
HAIR:Ā  runs fingers through hair,Ā  tugs at hair,Ā  picks at scalp,Ā  chews on hair,Ā  twists locks of hair while thinking or nervous,Ā  smooths out locks of hair while thinking or nervous,Ā  prefers hair out of face,Ā  prefers long hair,Ā  prefers short hair,Ā  wears hair back,Ā  keeps hair down,Ā  smooths back hair,Ā  plays with otherā€™s hair while talking,Ā  plays with own hair while talking,Ā  strokes hair to comfort others,Ā  likes having hair stroked for their own comfort,Ā  braids othersā€™ hair while talking,Ā  braids own hair while talking,Ā  flips hair out of face,Ā  pushes hair out of face,Ā  leaves hair alone even when falling into face
Tagged by: @crosseddestiny <3 Tagging: @tempportal @cxstae @twicecut @murdcck
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gothamcityneedsme Ā· 11 months ago
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tavon: dont trust the imperials
petra: aren't you imperial?
tavon: no.
#shitpost#i like want to sit in a corner and just write interactions here because this is just great.#petra has no fucking idea who the commander is. which is like. lmfao#its like. HOW do you explain galaxy-wide political systems and factions to someone like her#who is (completely understandably) focused on the VERY COMPLICATED politics of her own planet.#which like. these political issues are connected to the wider picture but also like.#people on ord mantell are SO busy with. what's happening on ord mantell. that they're totally lacking wider perspectives so like#she just. Doesn't know.#like i assume she knows about the Eternal Empire at least because they took over. everything. but#ord mantell went back to the politics from before that era right after the occupation was over (presumably)#so its like. tavon offhand is like 'yeah im the leader of the organization that stole the Eternal Fleet and beat them'#petra like. you're WHO??#sorry i just love so much that the newest character is like. this girl with an INTENSELY focused perspective#she is LACKING that wider galaxy view which is. honestly refreshing and a great way to bring the story back down to earth#(ignore the fact that this is another superweapon storyline--ignore the fact that this is another superweapon storyline--INGORE THE FACT TH#*is shot*#anyways i really liked petra so far. extremely refreshign#its just like how Rass is refreshing too because while he knows the big picture and is VERY involved#its his brother that is higher in the faction and Rass himself is just like#kinda just a dude. which is refreshing#anyways. i want to know where darth fenris is. aka. darth suspicious.#wait hes not even a darth is he. is he just a lord. i am totally forgetting.#oops
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therosevest Ā· 1 year ago
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i mean itā€™s just kinda crazy cause. and forgive me if i sound somewhat spoiled here but. this trip im doing to take more credits and get experience and make connections etc is obviously expensive and i talked abt it with my parents. a lot before trying to do it. and somehow my dad didnā€™t understand that yk we would have to pay for it. ??? and is putting me in this spot of ā€˜figuring out what weā€™re gonna do about itā€™ and itā€™s like dude. i mean iā€™m going i paid for my fucking flights you know iā€™m. regardless iā€™ll be there. and i make $10/hr i have not been able to work consistently and when you donā€™t have thousands and thousands of dollars just sitting there accumulating more interest it doesnā€™t fucking last. like what exactly do you want me to say? iā€™ll drain all my accounts and give what little i have to you? tldr my main point here is the only way this man truly shows any kind of affection is through money and since he fucked me up im glad to take advantage of that lol like why wouldnā€™t i. so to have it thrown back in my face is just um an awful feeling. like im not even worth this to you. this is just too much. it truly does feel like someone put a number on love and im just not up there
#itā€™s not like we ever took trips or vacations or had super nice things or even. you know. like fucking furniture#and to be clear even when he does help me out with stuff itā€™s held over my head so itā€™s truly not even a good way of showing. love.#if you want to say that. like of course iā€™m grateful that i havenā€™t had to struggle to make ends meet in the way many people do because i#have his money and iā€™m not trying to pretend i donā€™t but like. iā€™ve also had fucking anxiety attacks thinking about spending money and#basically how much i would owe him for my whole life. like how do i buy myself out of obligation here.#and i never could rn i donā€™t have Money money#but he truly pulls the same shit he does on my mom like ā€˜well where does it all go???ā€™#dad. i donā€™t have piles of money sitting around. oh i made 2000 at my summer job? wowzers incredible that goes so fucking fast#when iā€™ve had to pay to break my lease and something else for school and bills and groceries#and yeah ok letā€™s not pretend i donā€™t sometimes go out with people. and everythingā€™s so expensive now. but even so i have a heart attack#any time i spend more than like 20 dollars so. i usually donā€™t.#itā€™s just soooā€¦ šŸ˜µā€šŸ’« like. damn yeah i do wish i had parents that just Took Care of things and i didnā€™t have to worry. but itā€™s like. i do ta#money from him and then iā€™m just expected to grovel forever and ever#which is why i do need to be more financially independent from him i literally canā€™t wait for that day i need to make actual money at some#point but i am just not someone who can work full time and go to school and the only way i qualify for my scholarships is if i go full time#and graduate on time so. here we are šŸ‘#abby talks#aaaaand post. lmfao
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kavehater Ā· 6 months ago
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Stop ā€¦ā€¦. Rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid ā€¦
#you guys think Iā€™m gonna simp ? HAH NO WAY actually he reaaaaallyyyyy reminds me of this one guy back in primary#he liked me and tried to insert himself with me all the time etc and he TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS#heā€™s Shia too so he would go to the same mosque as me brother and dad and he told my brother he likes me I think ā€¦..#actually I didnā€™t find out until years later that he liked me until when fatema gave me the signs a guy likes you talk in eighth grade šŸ˜­šŸ™‚ā€ā†•#then one night I was thinking about the past then it clicked#I was not at all impressed#I have never felt so disgusted#I shouldā€™ve known I was aroace from that moment but I didnā€™t know what aroace was#I didnā€™t hate the guy#I actually super liked him he was so fun and we were basically friends#he always made me laugh and we were lowkey buddies only in class cause we were forced to sit together#itā€™s just idk I donā€™t enjoy the concept of being liked most of the time !!!! cause most of the time itā€™s so vile when a boy likes a girl šŸ˜­#except that one dude heā€™s the only exception but heā€™s forever my favourite āœØ#but anyways šŸ˜­#back to the point I really like the guy who plays Rodrick cause it reminds me of the guy who liked me who I didnā€™t like back BUT I LIKE#RODRICK CAUSE I ALWAYS HAD SM FUN WITH THAT GUY it was always so fun to talk to him#also in the future he ended up liking my classmate or something after he moved away to a different school šŸ˜­#I was like damn ā€¦. šŸ¤Ø not very loyal I see#granted he did like me for so long Iā€™m just dumb unfortunately#actually omg I kinda miss him now he was so fun to talk to šŸ˜­#minus that weird part of him telling the whole world like BROTHER WE WERE LIKE from 9-12 yrs old he liked me I think HAHA#aiming to beat his record by liking kaveh for longer#Iā€™m almost gonna be on year two eeeeeee !!!!!!!!#dora daily#wait now that I think of it I did always have a sneaking suspicion that this other guy in primary also liked me LMFAO he was also Shia#actually my close friend in sixth grade had the biggest crush on the other guy šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­#she had sm dreams of him me with kaveh when#wait ā€¦ if I swap Shia guy 1 and Shia guy 2 with the duo of terror ( you know who ) THIS WILL BE LIKE THE RECREATION OF MY DREAM MUAHAHAHA#anyways Iā€™m actually so tired gang I could fall asleep rn if I put my head on the pillow#when I said my myahahaha I hope you pictured the Elmo fire meme
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blkkizzat Ā· 5 months ago
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āDIGIMONā€”BUT MAKING U CUM IS MY REAL HOBBY!āž
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āÆ OTAKU!GOJO X BIMBO!READER
ā­ summary: your best friend gojo is a hopeless otaku virgin with zero rizz that's still obsessed with digimonā€”despite being a grown ass man. you're a slut who despite her best whoring effortsā€”can't cum. you'll take his v-card and he'll fix your broken pussy, deal? college au.
ā­ cw: virgin!satoru, gentle sex then rough sex , spanking (ass & pussy), slight sugar daddy/baby dynamic, coercion, dubcon, ecchi/pervy/freak nasty satoru, apprehensive bimbo!reader scared to nut, reader is also a bit of a tsundere brat but this isn't brat taming per se, oral fixation, toe licking, riding, prone bone, missionary, pussy eating, deep-throating, forced gagging, fingering, squirting, edging, olfactophilia, hand-job, protected & unprotected sex, bdsm references, masturbation, bit of somnophilia, pet names: Bunny (reader is called that in lieu of y/n), suggestions of geto x reader, mentions of satosugu and shokohime.
ā­ a/n: in my crack smut bag again cause this white haired demon wont let me rest until i write this nasty shit. fr tho this fic 13.3k and literally 10k of it is Gojo fucking you six ways to sunday. fyi this is the same y/n from nerd!geto but this is a different version of that AU where suguru is the one who has rizz and satoru is the nerd. y'all better read this or i'll never write gojo again istg lmfao. also shoutout to @halosdiary for beta reading and telling me it was good enough to post lol.
eta: y'all won. its a series now lol
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ā€œFUCK YEAH, LETā€™S GO!!! I ALONE AM THE CHAMPION OF THE DIGITAL WORLD!!!ā€
Startled by Gojoā€™s sudden outburstā€”you nearly rolled off the bed.Ā 
Thankfully Suguru is sitting next to you and caught you before you fell off completely.Ā 
Fully energized by his win Gojo sprang up from his elaborate PC setup, bouncing around the room in celebration. Fist-pumping the air he couldnā€™t contain his excitement after winning the Tokyo Regional Qualifiers for the Digimon Online TCG.Ā 
ā€œGuys, hey guys! See! I told you Iā€™d win! Iā€™m the strongest! The digidestined!ā€
You and Suguru exchanged exasperated glances before side-eyeing the hell out of Gojo.
This went on for a good 10 minutes so you had since returned to mindlessly scrolling TikTok, not wanting to encourage your grown-ass-almost-22-years-old-best-friendā€™s excitement over a childrenā€™s game.
ā€œYou sure showed those middle schoolers, Toru.ā€
Suguru quips with a smile. Heā€™s clearly being sarcastic but Gojo is unfazedā€”nothing could damper his mood.
ā€œDamn straight I did!ā€
Both you and Suguru have to chuckle, rolling your eyes at his childish enthusiasm.Ā 
Despite the shared sentiment of annoyance over your best friendā€™s hobbies, you both were just happy to have Gojo back again. Two long years had passed since his parents made him travel the world on a rotation program, tasked with visiting the various Six-Vision Industries offices he would one day inherit.Ā 
Being the nerdy genius he was, Gojo stacked a mass of university level credits in high school. So even with missing the first two years of college heā€™d still be joining you as a third year at your university come fall.Ā 
After being apart for so long it was refreshing to hang out again and kicking it at Gojoā€™s mansion had been a daily occurrence since the start of the summer. Although things had definitely changed in the two years Gojo had been away there was one thing that certainly hadnā€™t.
Gojo was still a fucking huge otaku nerd.Ā 
Youā€™d thought his time spent in the business world would have matured him. However, being abroad, away from his friends and spending all day around the ā€˜stinky old fogeys in suitsā€™ as he called them, only made him retreat further into otakudom.Ā 
That much was evident as his collection of posters, figures and manga had somehow only seemed to grow even with him away.Ā 
ā€œAlright, while I just would love to stick around and hear more about you destroying the dreams of 12 year olds Toruā€”beach girl just texted me, gotta bounce!ā€
Suguru tries to leave but Toru clings onto him practically spider monkeying himself onto his back in an effort to get him to stay.Ā 
ā€œSugu! Donā€™t leave! Weā€™ve already been apart from each other for too long~~ā€
Sighing, Suguru attempts to pry his incorrigible bestie off of him.
ā€œSatoru, you just spent the last 5 hours playing Digimon acting like me and Bunny werenā€™t even here. Iā€™m sure if you go back to playing you won't even miss me.ā€
Gojo continues to pout as he whines for Suguru to stay.
ā€œBut I miss you already Sugu!ā€
Gojo presses his cheek against Suguruā€™s as Suguruā€™s eyebrow begins to twitch.
ā€œI know! Invite your date here! Our chef is 10 times better than any restaurant youā€™d go to and you know we have an infinity pool grotto and onsen!
While the offer was tempting as any potential date would be thoroughly wowed by the decadent splendor that was the Gojo Family Residenceā€”Suguru would also thoroughly cuck himself once his date was given the grand tour.Ā 
Particularly the stop which included Gojoā€™s anime figure and otaku memorabilia rooms.Ā 
While a good number of them were harmlessly nerdy shonen or slightly ecchi isekai figuresā€”the rest? Well the rest contained every kind of freak nasty hentai figure you could think ofā€”shibari, futanari and even the classic La Blue Girl tentacle dioramasā€”it was like a horny museum.Ā 
Although at this point it should be considered a horny mausoleum as no woman who walked in would be walking out still in the moodā€”it was surely a place where horny went to die.
ā€œUh yeah, sure next time Toruā€¦.ā€
Suguru reaches back to pat Gojo on the head reassuringly.Ā 
Lying as he was more than certain there wouldnā€™t be a next time. There wasnā€™t even going to be dinnerā€”this was purely a hookup situation.Ā 
ā€œ...but sheā€™s already waiting for me outside my placeā€”gotta run!ā€
Realizing Gojo still wasnā€™t letting go, Suguru sighs realizing this would require him utilizing his Judo training.Ā 
In one swift movement, Suguru manages to shoulder-wheel Gojo and toss him onto the other side of his massive bed. The bed rebounds as he lands, slightly lifting you off your belly but you still are more interested in your phone.Ā 
This isnā€™t the first time Suguru has Judo thrown Gojo off of him (likely wouldnā€™t be the last either).
Saying quick goodbyes before Gojo could recover, Suguru manages to slip away.
ā€œTraitor!!! So much for bros before hoes!ā€
Utterly dejected, Gojo crawls up next to you on his massive bed.
ā€œAt least I still have you here Bunny.ā€
ā€œUh, not to pile on but you know Iā€™m only here until Shoko and Utahime text me they are ready to go to the mall, right? Iā€™m in dire need of a new handbag!ā€
Now clinging on to you Gojo throws another small tantrum as the weight of half his sinewy body presses into your back, his lean muscular arms wrapping around your shoulders.
ā€œNot you too, Bunny puhleeease!ā€
Youā€™ve known each other since you were in diapers so it wasnā€™t odd for you, him or Suguru to be found giving the others platonic cuddles like thisā€”often all together too. The both of them were always so much bigger than you so you often enjoyed the comfort and security of always being the filling in the cuddle sandwich.
Gojo rests his chin on your shoulder watching as you continue scrolling TikTok. You sit in comfortable silence for a few minutes before his irritatingly hyperactive nature gets the best of him, and he starts poking around your phone to click on other videos that werenā€™t the 'mystery and makeup' ones you were watching.
ā€œToru, you know you could get a lot of your own hoes to hang out with if you werenā€™t such a huge otaku nerdā€¦ā€
You had to swat Gojoā€™s hand away again as he tries to click on another prank video and he rolls off of you with a frustrated sigh.Ā 
ā€œ...youā€™re almost as good looking as Suguruā€¦ā€
Muttering the last part of that under your breath. Arguably Gojoā€™s features were just as if not more striking than Suguruā€™s.Ā 
He was too hot himself for all of it to go to waste for being such a big dork.
ā€œIā€™m sure Sugu would be happy to teach you ā€˜the way of the fuckboyā€™ if you asked Toruā€”that is if youā€™d actually go out clubbing like a normal 21 year old.ā€
ā€œWhy would I do that though? My house is 100 times better than a club!ā€Ā 
TouchĆ©.Ā 
While no one in your friend group was what someone would consider poor, Gojoā€™s wealth paled in comparison to anyone elseā€™s and that went without saying. Heā€™d had everythingā€”if not moreā€”than even the nicest tokyo club had. This was all thanks to his parents as socialites in their own right, often entertaining businessmen, dignitaries or foreign representatives with their ultra-exclusive parties.
ā€œBesides, it wouldn't workā€”ā€
Gojo continued to pout.
ā€œā€”Suguru would just get all the hoes anyway.ā€Ā 
Easily able to walk up to even the most standoffish looking women, Suguru would have them reduced to bashful school girls in under 5 minutes. The women were always willing to hand over their numbers or drop any immediate plans to hang out with Suguru instead.
A good number of them had boyfriends already too.
Yet despite having the looks, Gojo opening his mouth ruined any advantage his lustrous blue eyes, exotic snow white hair and sharp handsome features gave him.
ā€œWell, Suguru has a normal 21 year oldā€™s room for starters, Toru. Not full of nerdy ass anime posters and Digimon tournament trophies.ā€
Gojo goes quiet.Ā 
Driven from an early age to fill his head with knowledge of politics, technology, and international business relations, he spent the precious free time he did get with his friends or consumed by his own interests. Interests which just happened to be a bunch of otaku shitā€”Digimon in particular.Ā 
It was an escape heā€™d cherished as a child and that didnā€™t change growing into adulthood either, if anything he needed it more now.
When Gojo doesnā€™t answer you look over to see him actually sulking for real nowā€”face buried in a giant Agumon pillow plushie.Ā 
What a crybaby.Ā 
But the crybaby was one of your besties so you decided to lighten the mood and tease him a little.
ā€œYa know Toruuuuā€¦.you could just fuck Sugu then. Donā€™t think I havenā€™t seen yā€™all get a lilā€™ handsy during our cuddles!ā€
You give him a playful smirk and mime grabby hands at him.
ā€œOh and you havenā€™t? Donā€™t act like you wouldnā€™t fuck Suguru either!ā€
No longer appearing mopey, Gojo is up and laughing again. Mission Accomplished.
ā€œHey! I never said I wouldnā€™t but this isnā€™t about me, this is about you finally getting some play!ā€
You snap back but youā€™re blushing.
Like damn, who hadnā€™t thought about fucking Suguru though?Ā 
ā€œIt's not the same if he makes me bottom! Plus no one thinks I can get pussy!ā€
Gojo grumbles, hugging his Agumon plushie to his cheek.Ā 
You canā€™t help but notice how cute and baby girl he looks all pouty.Ā 
Heā€™d definitely get women lining up around the block of his huge ass mansion if he could at least get to the dating phase without giving out the otaku ick.Ā 
ā€œBecause you canā€™t Gojoā€”Hoes donā€™t want to fuck guys who play Digimon!ā€
ā€œBut youā€™re a hoe and you like digimon too!ā€
Turning to look at him, youā€™d had half a mind to slap the shit out of Satoru but he had said it so earnestly. There was no sass nor malice behind his words.Ā 
Besides, you were a hoe. That wasnā€™t something you ever denied.
You sigh.Ā 
ā€œYeah I am a hoe now and Iā€”keywordā€”liked Digimon. But that was back when I was a kid, Toru!ā€
Gojo scoffs and rolls his eyes.
ā€œListen, youā€™re my friend so mā€™gonna keep it a buck with youā€”a guy concerned with being digidestined is definitely not pussy destined, you digidork!ā€
You playfully hit him with the pillow you were laying on, not wanting him to start sulking again.Ā 
Finally stimulated by something interesting Gojo wastes no time joining the pillow fight you initiated and you tussle with him on the bed until you both are exhausted and out of breath.Ā 
Of course you come out of it victorious though. By the end youā€™d pinned both the pillows and Toru under you.Ā 
Gojo however is back to pouting.
ā€œUgh, Bunny seriously thoughā€”I canā€™t go into junior year of college as a virgin!ā€
You smirk at his complaints as the answer is obvious.
ā€œThrow away your figures and digimon cards then.ā€
ā€œIā€™d rather die.ā€
ā€œA virgin? At this rate you will.ā€
Gojo huffs in defeat as you settle comfortably on top of him this time.Ā 
Youā€™re about to reach for your phone again until you see a curious look flash across his faceā€”the kind of look he always had as a kid when he thought of a hair-brain scheme that would lead to getting you all in trouble.
ā€œToruā€”what is it? And why do I have the feeling mā€™not gonna like it?ā€
You pull away cautiously, but his large hands grip your waist, stopping you and causing you to squeak in surprise.
ā€œHm, I dunnoā€”was just thinkinā€™... why donā€™t you fuck me, Bunny?ā€
Your deadpan expression has Gojo scrambling, holding you closer in a vice grip when you try to squirm away.Ā 
ā€œHey! Wait, Iā€™m serious! Come on, Bunny! I need the experience and you always tell us about all your hookups! You have the experienceā€”help a guy out!ā€
Staring at him skeptically you considered.
I mean sure, you always thought Gojo was attractive, more so since he returned this summer nearly a half a foot tallerā€”but he was Gojo Satoru.
Your dorky, goofy, pervy otaku bestie practically since birth!Ā 
You couldnā€™t just go and fuck him could you?
God, you could only imagine the taunts youā€™d get if word got out. Your friend group would never let you live it down!Ā 
ā€œNah Toruā€”that would be too weird!ā€
ā€œHuh, how come? You said I was almost as attractive as Suguru earlier!ā€
You stiffen.
Fuck, heā€™d heard that after all.Ā 
ā€œOoo, ooo! Annnnd, you said last week you wanted a sugar daddyā€¦ Well, hi! Iā€™m right here!ā€
The huge grin on his face has you frowning although more so because he was actually making some sense for once. I mean you were half-joking when you said itā€”well, letā€™s be honest not really.Ā 
However, you mostly said it because while your family was well off enough, you still werenā€™t living in the lap of luxury by any means like a Gojo clan member. Unfortunately for you though, you were born with the expensive tastes of someone who was. So while you could afford a cute Chanel bag or a MCM wallet here or there, youā€™d set your sights on something higherā€”a coveted Hermes Birkin.Ā 
Toru certainly could afford to buy you a whole truck load of them with what his family made in less than an hour.Ā 
Nevertheless that wasnā€™t really the issue at hand.Ā 
In spite of you being far from a virgin, there was actually a good reason why you wouldnā€™t be a good choice for Gojo to lose his v-card.
ā€œEr, emā€”thatā€™s really not the issue, Toruā€¦ā€Ā 
Trailing off youā€™re the one pouting now as you glance at your nails.Ā 
ā€œThen what? Donā€™t tell me our lilā€™ Bun Bun is shy now? Over lilā€™ olā€™ me?ā€
Gojo teases you by sticking out his tongueā€”chuckling when you snap your head up to glare at him.
ā€œYou wishā€¦ā€Ā 
You grumble, chewing your lip now and debating whether or not to tell him the truth while Gojo looks at you with wide and glassy puppy eyes. Shaking your head you come to the conclusion you could trust him with your secret.Ā 
He was the virgin otaku after allā€”heā€™s the one who should be embarrassed here!
ā€œItā€™s just thatā€¦Iā€“I canā€™t cum.ā€
Gojo just blinks at you.Ā 
Clearly confused with metaphorical question marks surrounding his head as that's definitely not the answer he was expecting.
ā€œIā€™ve slept with plenty of guys before but I never had an orgasm. I don't even really get closeā€”I mean, sure, it feels good, I guessā€”mostly just a little weird. I heard some people just canā€™t and maybe that's me.ā€
You shrug, a bit nervous to look Gojo in the eye as you thought he may tease you further about this but was lost in contemplation. Almost as if he was seriously trying to do the biological math around what youā€™d just told him.Ā Ā 
After about a minute more he finally asksā€”
ā€œā€”Does Suguru know?ā€
A simple question, unloaded in tone as Gojo is genuinely curious but it leaves you flustered nonetheless.Ā 
ā€œWhat?! Are you crazy?! Why would I tell him?!ā€
ā€œJust figured if anyone could thenā€”ā€
ā€œā€”Hell no, Toru! Besides, what if he does? Iā€™m not trying to be reduced to a fuckboyā€™s pick me if he ends up being the only man alive who can give me an orgasm!ā€
Sure Suguru was hot as fuckā€”as was a lot of your other fuckboy friends (Toji and Sukuna)ā€”but you definitely didnā€™t want to end up like the dickmatized girls that would follow them around and literally box each other in the streets over some cock.Ā 
You werenā€™t much of a fighter anyway and your face was far too cute to be getting scratched up.
Pussy should be put on a pedestal, not the other way around. Youā€™d continue to be orgasmless before it came to that.
ā€œMm, but Shoko and Utahime know?ā€
Youā€™re blushing more than ever this time.
ā€œUm, yeahā€”T-They said once I realized all men were worthless to call them and theyā€™d give me multiple of them.ā€
Gojo snorted at that but he was now convinced you both could help each other.Ā 
ā€œSo we have no other optionsā€”then it's settled!ā€
In one fluid motion Gojo snatches away the pillows from between you and swaps positionsā€”now with you on the bottom.
ā€œHuhā€“waitā€”Toru!?ā€
Gojo groans.
ā€œCome on, Bunny! I want pussy, you want to cum on top of getting that Bikram bagā€”
ā€œā€”Birkin bag.ā€Ā 
You corrected him.
ā€œYeah that one! So letā€™s help each other out, eh?Ā  PULHEEEASEEEā€”Just the tip?ā€
You werenā€™t at all convinced that Gojoā€”whose sexual knowledge came purely from JAV, hentai and onaholesā€”could make you cum.
But then again sure, fuck it, why not?
You were getting bored waiting for Shoko to call you anyway and if Toru was willing to come off a Birkin for a lilā€™ pussy, you might as well fuck him.Ā 
None of the other guys you had fucked even came close to making sex this worth it. Frankly this would be worth it even if you didnā€™t actually cum.Ā Ā 
ā€œFiiiine Toru, letā€™s have sexā€”ā€
ā€œFUCK YEAH!ā€
ā€œā€”BUT weā€™re laying down some ground rules!ā€
Sitting up with a straight back, Gojo obediently awaited your orders.
ā€œAnything you want Bunny, name 'em goā€™on!ā€
Gojoā€™s overenthusiasm was like a puppy and you were sure if he had a tail it would be thumping on the bed like crazy now.Ā 
You wanted to crack a smile but you know from prior experience that if you give men an inch they will take the whole goddamn mileā€”and Gojo of all people was no exceptionā€”so you are firm as you sit up to look in his eyes and lay down the law.
Ā ā€œFirstā€”like you said, just the tip.ā€
Gojo started to protest but the raise of your eyebrows had him changing his tune immediately.
ā€œGot it! Got it! Just the tip would be amazing Bunny, what else?ā€
He chided himself and you continued.
ā€œAnd secondly, just because you bros have no loyalty, itā€™s still ā€˜chicks before dicksā€™ over here. You better get your nut quick cause Iā€™m still leaving to go purse shopping when Shoko and Utahime call me.ā€
Gojo waves you off with that rule.Ā 
ā€œPsh, we should have plenty of time, it's almost 6pm! Theyā€™ve probably been too busy bumping their own purses together to go shopping with you for one. You havenā€™t heard from either of them in hours!ā€
Fair pointā€”wildly out of pocket, but fair.Ā 
Still.Ā 
ā€œBumping Purses!? Really, Toru?ā€
ā€œYou know Iā€™m not lyingā€”but thatā€™s it then, right Bunny?ā€
Not waiting, Gojo throws his shirt off and starts fumbling with the ties on his sweats before you stop him.
ā€œNah, Toru, hold your horses! One more rule!ā€
Freezing mid-action, Gojo's hands are shaking as he expectantly gazes at you, waiting for the last condition before you give him the green light.
ā€œFinally, thirdā€”and most fucking importanlyā€”if you make any, and I mean even just ONEā€”otaku reference, especially Digimon while youā€™re inside me Iā€™ll snap your lilā€™ digidick off, understood?ā€
Gojo swallowed.Ā 
Hard terms to live with but something he would be willing to abide by for pussy.
ā€œYes maā€™am! Got it! Just the tip, you will ditch me for the purse bumpers and no Digimon!ā€
Gojo repeats your rules matter-of-factly.Ā 
You roll your eyes but are satisfied enough he understood and you wave him off in the direction of your bag.
ā€œGood. Now, be a good boy and go get a rubber out of my purse.ā€Ā 
Bolting over to your purse Gojo grabs a pack of condoms and is back on the bed in an instant.
Reality sinking in on what you were about to do and who you were about to do it with, you suddenly become hyper aware, appraising Gojo.Ā 
You note just how much in the two years since high school heā€™s grown. Still a bit lanky in areas but overall he filled out more for sure and his muscles were much more defined rippling underneath his skin as he eagerly clambered over you. Gojo still possessed the same piercing sky blue eyes that lit up a room but they looked all too predatorily hungry now that he was hovering over you.Ā 
You swallow.
Youā€™d feel almost completely out of control of the situation if it wasnā€™t also for the bundle of nervous energy radiating off of Gojoā€”his hands spasming like he might bust his pants the moment he touches you.
You try to maintain your composure, but your jaw drops and your eyes widen in shock when he finally pushes his sweats and boxers down in one swift motion.
Gojo was fucking huge!
ā€œToruā€”what the actual fuck?!ā€
Third leg was a massive understatement.Ā 
I mean you didnā€™t think heā€™d be smallā€”youā€™d been around him enough in boxers, sweats, pjs, etc growing upā€”but you didnā€™t expect this.Ā 
He was definitely a grower and Christ did he just fucking grow!
Gojo looked puzzled until he followed your wide eyed gawking down to his lower half.Ā 
Heh.Ā 
ā€œAm I the biggest youā€™ve seen, Bunny?ā€
Growing prideful Gojo pokes at you a bit and your ogling only grows more incredulous.Ā 
You didn't know if he was the girthiest but certainly the longest by far. Heā€™d actually puncture a lung if he stuck that whole monstrous thing in you!
It would literally have to be just the tip and you are thanking God right now that heā€™d already agreed to those terms. That would be much too uncomfortable to cum from and you are beginning to question how the pornstars manage. This wasnā€™t a JAV but Gojo, if his company ever went belly up, certainly had a promising career on OnlyFans ahead of him.
Gojoā€™s chest puffed up ten times more from your staring as he slipped the condom on (which only fit two-thirds of the way down).Ā 
ā€œO-Ok, Bunny now you!ā€
His cock throbbed more violently the longer you looked at him. The anticipation is contagious to say the least and you can't help but feel your chest warm at his eagerness.Ā 
Gojo wants to get the attention off of him and you smile at him knowingly.
ā€œYou mean you donā€™t want to take my clothes off yourself?ā€
The thought never occurred to Gojo but he dumbly nodded. Your yelps echo in the room as his massive hands are on your hips faster than lighting pulling you towards him.Ā 
The motion causes your tits to jiggle, the soft mounds moving freely beneath your spaghetti strapped halter and Gojo berates himself on how he only now is noticing you werenā€™t wearing a bra all this time.Ā 
Gojoā€™s mouth goes dry at your nipples, already peaked and poking through the thin fabric.Ā 
Your nipples pucker further when the crisp air of the A/C hits them after Gojo pulls your top overhead and you arch up to assist, not realizing you presented yourself to him like a treat to a dog.Ā 
ā€œT-Toru!!!!ā€
Gojo wraps his strong sturdy arms fully around your body. Pressing his face deep into your chest as his warm wet lips latch onto a nipple. His mouth now suctioned to you, Gojo swirls and flicks his tongue around the hardened bud. Gojo moans around your flesh, pleasantly surprised at how addicting the sweet salty taste of your skin is.Ā 
If Gojo wasnā€™t sure he had an oral fixation before he surely knows now. Zoning out everything else except for the sloppy sounds of him worshiping your breast, he relishes the contrasting textures of his rough tongue suckling the soft skin of your swelling bud.Ā 
Gojo surely would have been latched onto you for hours and you are only able to pry his head away when he releases your nipple with a wet pop to take a breath.
ā€œTORU!!!ā€
Youā€™re panting and red faced as you yank his head back.Ā 
But Gojo is a man solely focusedā€”tongue hanging out off his mouth captivated by how cutely your areola puffed as it glistened with his spit and fighting overwhelming desire to get the other one in a similar state.
ā€œHuhā€“Bunny, b-babyā€”you taste so good nā€™ your tiddies are so niceā€”so fuh-kinā€™ soft.ā€
Gojoā€™s tongue is hanging out of his mouth drooling as he attempts to dive back into your chest. you feel his heavy cock on your thigh as his hips begin to rut against you.Ā 
This was too much!
ā€œStop Toru! Youā€™re being too rough, they are sensitive! Besides, timesā€™ ticking! Remember I have no problem leaving you blue balled if Shoko or Utahime call me!ā€Ā 
You do your best to give him a disapproving look as you blush.
ā€œAwe but you seemed like you were liking it, you were whining loud enough.ā€
ā€œShut up nā€™just get on with it!ā€
ā€œYes maā€™am~~ā€
Enjoying your breasts so much Gojo almost forgot he hadnā€™t even seen your pretty pussy yet.Ā 
Making quick work of your shorts, Gojo manages to pull them down just over your core but is stunned once again as he burns the image of the skin-melding fabric of the mesh hot pink g-string covering your cunt. The thin satiny straps dug into your supple hips amplifying your curvaceous form.
Fucking slutty as hell!Ā Ā 
Rivaling that of even his most favorite and most scandalous hentai figures.Ā 
This was so much better, so much more lewd as the clingy fabric struggles to cover the fat of your plump pussy lipsā€”not like the transparency of them left much to the imagination.Ā 
God help him, he just wants to tear them off with his teeth and open mouth swan-dive into your dewy lilā€™cuntā€”-pushing his tongue deep into your peachy core tongue fucking orgasm after orgasm out of you until he drowned in your milky nectarā€”but he has to restrain himself.
You probably wouldnā€™t like that too much given your reaction earlier and heā€™d die if youā€™d happen to just call the whole thing off.
Mouth drying and hands twitchingā€”Gojo is trying so hard to be a good boy and contain his more perverted instincts.
ā€œEarth to Toru! Y-You good?ā€
Gojo looked like a tightly wound coil ready to pop in every sense of the word and you hated that his nervousness was making you nervous too.Ā 
So on edge you almost jumped once his eyes snapped up to meet yours.
ā€œG-Great, Bunnyā€¦j-just fine.ā€Ā 
Gojoā€™s voice falters, becoming more pitchy and you giggle. As much as Gojo wants to look at your pussy as he peels the flimsy moist fabric off of them he couldnā€™t do that at this momentā€”he would actually bust his pants.
Instead, Gojo leans in to kiss you, but you block him. He ends up kissing your palm instead.
ā€œToruuuā€¦ that be too weird, weā€™re friends remember?ā€
ā€œYeah friends who are fucking, Bunny! You mean you wonā€™t let my tongue in your mouth but youā€™re letting my dick inside your pussy?!ā€
You knew it sounded nonsensical even before he said it back to you. But your heart was pounding so loudly in your ears you could barely hear him anyway.
You didnā€™t know what you were scared of this time?Ā 
You had let all your other previous hookups makeout with you but Gojo was different.Ā 
This felt entirely different.
You didnā€™t know why, you just knew it was and you were apprehensive of the unfamiliar emotions he was stirring in you and this wasnā€™t supposed to be anything more than an arrangement between friends.
ā€œDonā€™t you need to warm up tho Bunny? Obviously mā€™no pro at thisā€”but even I know a little bit more foreplay is usually needed?ā€
Your heart beats louder at his concern but you push that aside trying to focus on your breaths.Ā 
Satoru should have been the easiest lay but for a reason that alludesā€”you were coming undone before him.
ā€œShut up Toru and just fuck me! The foreplay stuff doesn't matter, it won't make a difference anyway, mā€™not gonna cum! Also youā€™re big af so grab your lube. We're gonna need lots of it!ā€
Toru pouts but follows your commands without fuss.Ā 
Although heā€™s anxious to get his dick wet he also is still thinking of how he can hold up his end of the bargain other than a stupid purse.Ā 
You said he didnā€™t need to but he wanted to.Ā 
The thought of finally losing his v-card excited him but there was something that made his cock throb harder at being the first man to give you an orgasm.Ā 
But you donā€™t want him to touch you beyond what was absolutely necessary, so how was he going to accomplish that exactly?Ā Ā 
Gojo was a genius and had the IQ score to prove it, heā€™d be able to solve the problem once he was inside you, right?Ā 
Turning back to face you after retrieving the lube from his nightstand, Toru has to grab the base of his cock this time to keep from prematurely coming in the latex that was already starting to thicken with his precum.
There you were laid out like a slutā€”panties pulled to the sideā€”fingering yourself a bit to loosen up, having reconsidered his suggestion of foreplay when the twitching on your thigh reminded you of how big he actually was.
ā€œOH SHIā€”ā€
You notice his jaw hanging open, utterly entranced as his eyes follow the motions.Ā 
You knew you should be letting him do this to get the experience but honestly there was no sense in setting Gojo up for failureā€”delivering a significant blow to his ego when he inevitably couldnā€™t make you cum. You didnā€™t want to damage him even more if he felt it was his fault your pussy was apparently broken, you having tensed up completely every time a guy had tried before.
But you canā€™t deny you are getting some pleasureā€”if only through your own amusementā€”as you grab his cock and pump the lube he poured down his latex covered shaft, still fingering yourselfā€”much to Gojoā€™s delight and wonder of seeing an actual real pussy up close.Ā 
Gojo sucks in air and groans pitifully as your hand spreads the cool gel over his length which only intensifies his ache to be inside of you.Ā 
ā€œCā€™mere, Toruā€¦ā€
You beckon sweetly, guiding him forward with your back against the pillows, you tease the crown of his tip through your folds preparing him for missionary.Ā 
Gojo nearly bites a chunk out of his lip when his thick cockhead finally catches over your slicked entrance and youā€™re left wincing.
ā€œT-Toru, e-easyā€”o-ok? Not too deep...ā€
A breathy confirmation shudders out of Gojo as heā€™s easing himself into your warm tightening cunt. The stretch is immediate which mentally confirms for you he is also the girthiest youā€™ve ever had as well.Ā 
Your heels dig into his hips to brace yourself while he hovers over you, arms shaking.
ā€œFUUUUUHHHHā€”ā€
Even with the rubber on, Gojo still thinks he might melt from how warm and tight you areā€”so much better than even his onahole with the custom grip and heating features.Ā 
Screwing his eyes shut, Gojo has to count backwards from a million, recite Japanā€™s national anthem, list the GDPs of the top 10 wealthiest countriesā€”anythingā€”or he will cum too soon or worse, crack and drive his hips until heā€™s all the way to the hilt from the way your dangerous lilā€™ pussy is sucking him in.
God, it felt like your slutty cunt had a mind of its own calling for him to push in a lilā€™ deeper, greedily begging for him to go a lilā€™ further but Gojo resists.Ā 
Sweat beads on his brow from the exerted effort of sheer willpower to keep his promise to you.
To Gojoā€™s credit, he really is doing his best, only a little less than a third but due to his length that's still a lot.Ā 
Your eyes wander up to Gojoā€™s face and away from where he is wholly splitting you open, lest you clench on him even tighter and you knew you needed to relax. Even if you weren't really feeling much but the overwhelming strain from the tight fit, looking at Gojo you were happy that he appeared to be in bliss at least.Ā 
His eyes still squeezed shut, mouth hanging open and spittle flowing down his jaw Gojo was in his own world as he continuously babbled nonsense about how perfect your cunt felt around him.
Just the tip in you for all of 20 seconds and already pussy drunk from just this much.Ā 
ā€œB-Bunny, Oh SHHIIIā€“B-Bunnyā€”mā€™cute Bunā€”FAH-ACK sā€™gudā€”mā€™gonna cum soon UHHā€“pussy feels sā€™goodā€”oh-oh my god!ā€Ā 
Although his entire body is quaking with pleasure, the few functional brain cells that survived the fiery blaze of your sinful lilā€™ pussy are still thinking of you.Ā 
Gojo tries to give some attention to your neglected lilā€™ clit, but a single swipe causes your leg to jerk and you promptly push his hand away again.
ā€œN-NO! Pleaseee, mā€™too sensitive Toru! J-Just focus on your thrusts! Y-Youā€™re sā€™close, mā€™can feel your cock twitching i-i-inside me...ā€
Gojo wants to challenge you on thisā€”suspecting from the way your cunt felt constricting around him you felt something pleasurable thenā€”but heā€™s too far gone and much too inexperienced to keep focused on anything else.Ā 
Especially when you are so explicitly describing him fucking you.Ā 
Grabbing his face you bring your foreheads to touch to help calm him so heā€™d last a bit longer. Although you still hold his face to prevent him from kissing you, he's close enough that you're sharing the same breath, now looking into each other's eyes.Ā 
He struggles to maintain eye contact though before the magnetism of your heated core had them rolling back again.
You're still not close to cumming, yet you are beginning to enjoy the warm comforting feeling of being this full as he holds you close, his short thrusts gaining momentum.Ā 
Sharing intimacy with someone you actually cared about for once is really nice and you wouldn't mind having more sex like this even if you couldn't cum.Ā 
Thumbing over Gojoā€™s moist lips you coo sweet praises to him as he desperately moans around your delicate appendage. Suckling your thumb between his lips and nursing on it until he can no longer contain the heavy breaths that overpower him and fan across your face.Ā 
Sharing the same exhaled breath is making you light headed and you mewl at the keen sensations it stirs in your pussy that has him full on gasping now. Gojo releases the whiniest moan as he falls into you, unable to support his arms any longer.Ā 
Showering your neck with open mouth kisses as his body curls more into yours.
However it all proves far too much when Gojo faltering more in his promise, slips more than halfway into your cuntā€”instantly filling the latex as it balloons inside of you as you scrape your heels against his back.
SHIIIIIT! He sā€™big!Ā 
Despite nearly splitting your poor pussy into two at the end though, Gojo did such a good job for his first time.Ā 
Youā€™d forgive him just this once though as you wrapped your arms around his head, gently petting his undercut. His heaving breaths quiet under your soothing touches, finally ceasing the stream of his spit and tears that had been pooling in your collarbone.
Staying like that for a while holding him while his heartbeat calms to match yours and his length softens inside you. You close your eyes peacefully for a few moments before you hear your phone vibrate next to you.Ā 
It's Shoko!
Shokoā€™s text apologizes for the delays and offers to get dinner insteadā€”promising to go shopping with you and Utahime tomorrow since they got held up and you make plans for dinner in two hours.Ā 
Perfect. That gives you plenty of time to clean up and get yourself presentable.Ā 
ā€œDid you cum even a lil bit, Bunny?ā€
Oh sweet baby, if you have to askā€¦You think to yourself but it's not poor Toruā€™s fault your pussy is out of order.
ā€œUm, no Toru babyā€”but you did so well! Ya know youā€™re actually pretty cute and considerate when you get a little pussy. Iā€™m sure youā€™ll manage to make any girl you happen to get naked happy!ā€
Gojo counters you with a disappointed look still panting slightly as he pulls out and rolls over bringing you towards him to cuddle. Allowing him, reasoning that you donā€™t have to get up right this second.
Yoour back meets his chest and itā€™s then you notice the condom still inside you. Figures since it was much too small in the first place. Yet you couldnā€™t complain as it managed to do its job due to Satoru not going all the way in. Breathing out you grimace a bit as you still had to give it a pretty good tug to lodge the filled latex out of your sore cunt.Ā 
ā€œGoddamn Toru, you were pretty backed up huh?ā€
Having witnessed the entire display from over your shoulder and the sight of the light blue rubber covered in your fluids while drooping heavily with his own has Gojoā€™s dick stirring again as you jiggle the rubber demonstrating its fullness before tossing it into the bin beside his bed.Ā 
Conflicted Gojo broods for a while as he hugs you to him.Ā 
While his body felt mostly satisfied, seeing you still unsatisfied put a huge damper on his mood.Ā 
Sure you had told him you couldnā€™t comeā€”but would any girl cum without much foreplay or stimulation?Ā 
Even the darker hentais and JAVs heā€™s seen had more foreplay than this!
Hmmm...Ā 
Thinking over the experience again in his mind he had a hunch that if right could cure your lack of orgasms but needed you to let him fuck you once more to be sure.Ā 
ā€œSo youā€™re gonna hit and quit just like that, Bunny?ā€
He teases clinging onto you again when you try to maneuver out of his embrace.
ā€œNo time for more cuddles Toruā€”Shoko texted, weā€™re getting dinner in two hours.ā€
ā€œWait! Bunny! Thatā€™s so far awayā€”Let me go again, pleeeease!ā€
Gojo is determined this time to make you cum for real! And, yeah you knowā€”your slick heat sliding up and down his cock again would be a highlight too.
ā€œToruā€“ā€
ā€œā€”Come on bunny! We solved my problem but we haven't fixed yours, you still haven't cum yet!ā€
ā€œToru, I thought we understood we were never going to solve my problem in the first placeā€”so don't stress! Also I know this is probably the first time a girl has said this to you and actually meant itā€”but it's really not you!ā€
Gojo puts his negotiation face on.Ā 
You wanted to play hardball? Bet.
ā€œIā€™ll give you my black card for a whole week!ā€
Gojo turns you around to look him in the eye so you could see how sincere he was, he really wanted to try againā€”he knew he could make you cum this time!
You sighed.Ā 
You couldn't really be mad at himā€”in fact, it was actually the cutest thingā€”that he wanted to keep trying for your benefitā€”but you didnā€™t see the point when it would just lead to the same result. You donā€™t even need to glance down to see Gojoā€™s cock was just as resolute as heā€™s already recovered and fully brickedā€”length pulsing against your ass.Ā 
Wellā€”given his last performance you were sure heā€™d last all of five minutes and if you had his black card for a whole week you were about to tear the entire Hermes store upā€”a Birkin and a Kelly in every color!
Hell, maybe you could even get the coveted baby pink ostrich one.Ā 
ā€œMmmā€™kay, Toruā€”black card for a week! No limit!ā€
ā€œYup of course! Oooh noā€”Wait, no rubbers and I'll let you have my new g-wagon too! I hear raw sex is sooo much better you will cum for sure then Bunny!ā€
Well you knew a good bargain when you heard it.
Throwing the unopened condoms to the side you laid back down.
Imported European cars are stupid expensive to get in Japan and if he was coming off a g-wagonā€”especially as it was a custom powder blue matte with dune colored seats and shiny platinum rimsā€”then he could have as many two-minute pump sessions as he wanted.
Heā€™d likely pass out from dehydration in less than twenty tops anyway.
ā€œOkay, but same rules as before except no cumming inside Toru! I mean it! It's too much of a mess to clean up after, itā€™ll be dripping all night especially all that you came last timeā€¦ā€
The thought of your gooey tender cunt weeping his nut for hours has Gojoā€™s balls tightening in want of making it a realityā€”but he knew if all went to plan youā€™d be begging for it!Ā 
Firstā€”he needed you to take a more active role this time. He saw you settled back onto the pillows and that simply wouldnā€™t do.Ā 
ā€œUm Bunny, can you be on top? I-Iā€™m dying to see what your cute tiddies look like jiggling all crazy like in my face.ā€
You cover your chest, frowning in offense at his more debauched ecchi preferences but you agreed nonetheless.Ā 
Relenting as itā€™d likely have him cumming sooner and then you could finally get ready to meet the girlsā€”all in your new g-wagon, although youā€™d definitely have to make up a lie as to how you scammed it out of Gojo.
Gojo takes your place on the pillows, amused as now itā€™s his turn to beckon you forward. Steeling yourself, you embarked on your climb to mount him. Tall and lean with wisps of hair sticking to his face Gojo looked more like he belonged in a painting, unnerving you that a face only an artist could sculpt admired your body with his lustful gaze.Ā 
He was too sexy for his own nerdy ass good like this and you failed not to whimper when his strong hands settled at your waist.
Lube in your hand you smirk, gaining some confidence back when you hear Gojo hiss as the cool gel once again spreads down his fiendish girth that pulses restlessly at your touch. The sensation is all the more agonizing without the latex barrier hindering him as your, your silky smooth palm glided over his bare cock before tugging back the sensitive foreskin covering his crown head.Ā 
Licking your lips you almost want to bend down and taste the pre marbling like a pearlescent jewel on his pretty exposed cockhead.
Heā€™d probably cry like a baby if you did, you mused with a grin.Ā 
Good God girl snap out of it!Ā 
You chastise yourselfā€”no, you had to focus and end this quickly before you lost your mind. The idea of fucking Gojo beyond what he could buy for you started to get more appealing and you couldnā€™t allow that.
Readying yourself to mount him this time you realize your pussy is quivering in anticipation of the stretchā€”it was uncomfortable last time soā€”why was your body reacting this way?
Your own pussy betraying you as she seemed to yearn for the opportunity to gobble him up, taking him in with less resistance in spite of you. Flexing around the thick intrusion inside your core you shiver in feeling the curve of every vein on his girthy cock as you lowered yourself onto him.
The way your pussy flexed as a jolt of electricity ran through you scared youā€”a new sensation bubbling up inside, threatening to make you lose yourself in the feeling.Ā  Must be survival instincts you rationedā€”your cunt scared for its life never having encountered such an acute danger like Gojoā€™s dick before.
The burn was pleasurable this time, sucking in sharp breaths at every slight movement of him moving inside your core. Yet Gojo is in even more blissā€”from the serpentine motion of your hips cascading over his own to how your your puffy pussy lips looked so wonderfully parted, stretched open around his cockā€”FUCK!
How was he going to complete his plan if his brain just started turning to mush everytime your dangerously succulent cunt grinded against him.
ā€œOā€“ooo shiiiiiit!ā€
ā€œY-You okay, Bunny?ā€
Although Gojo himself looked like he was in agony his face was reddening from how good your raw gummy walls were surging around his length.
ā€œHhnng, fine Toruā€”yā€™er j-just big.ā€Ā 
Gravity was your natural enemy in this scenario and you took him a bit past halfway this time.
Wanting to distract you, his large hands grope your tits but you knock him awayā€”your stomach fluttering.Ā 
ā€œWhat's wrong, this time?ā€
ā€œ...sā€™n-nothing, itā€™sā€”just put your hands on my hips, it helps me so my legs don't get tired.ā€
You lied.
Well your legs were quivering but more pressingly your heart started to race and you didn't know if it was because a cock like this could actually relocate your uterus to your lungs or if youā€™d actually started catching something similar to romantic feelings for Gojo Satoru.Ā 
Either one was unacceptable in your book.
ā€œHurry up and cum, Toru!ā€Ā 
However Gojo is about to say something, your phone rings.
ā€œI-Its Utahimeā€¦ā€
ā€œDonā€™t answer Bunny! Focus or youā€™re never going to cum!ā€
ā€œI can multitask, Toru! Besides, on the small chance I do I know it's definitely going to take longer than the two minutes you lasted before.ā€Ā 
Hushing Gojoā€™s protests and eyes flaring at him to be silent, you answer the call.Ā 
ā€œBunny!ā€
ā€œHime!ā€
You greeted each other with your usual peppinessā€”like Gojo wasnā€™t 6 and a half inches deep with 2 and half more to goā€”give or takeā€”inside you.
ā€œWhatā€™s up? Oh erm, what am I doingā€”ā€
A sly and haughty smile plays on his lips and you scowl at him.
ā€œā€”Iā€™m still at Gojoā€™s and noā€”Iā€™m not doing much at all right now! Hahaā€”yeah. I can definitely talk, of course!ā€
Gojo frowns as his eyes narrow and to placate him you start half heartedly rotating your hips.
You still looked sexy as hell though. Even with less effort expended it was still a workout as shown by the sheen of perspiration glowing off your body. That delectable sight combined with the light swaying of your tiddies was more than enough for him to cum if he just focused on himself.
But he was determined not to this time, not until you had.
ā€œSee Toru? They were helping Shokoā€™s parents!ā€
You stick out your tongue and he makes a face back at you.
ā€œOh what?ā€”sā€™nothingā€”Ha! Well ok! He said you were too busy bumping pussies to go to the mall with me! Pshā€”typical am I rite? Huhā€”put you on speaker? LOL O-OKAY.ā€
Snitch!Ā 
Gojo mouths to you offended youā€™d rat him out like this as Utahimeā€™s voice shrills through the phone.
ā€œSatoru you loser! You have to talk about our pussies cause you could never have one of your own in a million years!ā€
Snorting with laughter Gojo is more than amused.Ā 
If only they knew.
You pale signaling at him to ā€˜STFUā€™ or he could finish himself off.
ā€œAww, is that so Utahime? Iā€™m so hurt.ā€Ā 
The mischief in Gojoā€™s voice is obviousā€”heā€™s clearly mocking you.
Annoyed with him getting the upper hand and feeling sassy, you pile onā€”
ā€œExactly Hime! I mean he might get someā€”but a total otaku like him wouldnā€™t know what to do with a pussy if he even ever got inā€”EEP!ā€
A heavy handed smack comes down on your assā€”hard.Ā 
The force ripples its way into your cunt causing you to feverishly tighten as your tongue pushes a low moan out between your lips.
ā€œOh ho hoā€”what's this? You actually like getting spanked huh, Bunny? You dirty, dirty girlā€¦ā€Ā 
Gojo is whispering again before his hand once more swats at that same cheek.
The sting causes saliva to pool in the corners of your mouth.Ā 
If looks could kill Gojo would have died a horrible deathā€”that is if you could focus enough to even glare at him. Youā€™re absolutely mortifiedā€”too consumed by the spanks that fiercely rained down on your reddening bottom, your pussy getting shamelessly wetter with every hit.
ā€œAHā€“FAHHHā€”ā€
ā€œBunny! Whatā€™s happened?!ā€
You hear Shokoā€™s concerned voice this time.
ā€œN-N-Nothing, G-Gojoā€™s being mean to me cause I told on him! H-He pinched me so hard Shoko!ā€
ā€œLiar!ā€
Gojo mouths again and his demeanor turns absolutely devilish.Ā 
Oh? So that's how you wanted to continue to play?Ā 
You were such a brat sometimes but then again so was he and his competitive nature soared at the challenge.
ā€œOh did I? Like this, Bunny?ā€
Gojoā€™sĀ  palms cup your tits roughly before he pinches them, twisting your nipples causing the slobber that collected to dribble down your chin and onto your chest.
ā€œShiiiiā€”T-Toru! S-STOP YOU A-AHHHā€“SSHOLE!!ā€
The grip his thumb and forefingers have on your sensitive buds intensifies and you can barely keep the phone in your grasp as you hold it out arm extended to keep your cries from being heard.Ā 
With only one hand free thereā€™s no way for you to worm nor pry his hands from your tits as you are still struggling not to sink lower and choke on your own tongue from the electrifying sensations assaulting your cunt.
This couldnā€™t be what it was like could it? This overwhelming feeling?
You didnā€™t want to admit it but as tear-inducing as the sensations wereā€”they felt real fucking good.Ā 
Your hips began involuntary rocking as your core now craved how Gojoā€™s cock scraped against your walls like it was trying to carve itself even deeper inside you if youā€™d let your hips drop just a little bit lower.Ā 
ā€œToru! Stop picking on our Bunny! Donā€™t make us come over there and kick your ass!ā€
The sweat that now runs down Gojoā€™s brow threatens to blur his vision but heā€™s locked in and focused. The phone situation being so fucking raunchy combined with the way your pussy is creaming on him (despite you trying your hardest not to feel good) has him stressed.Ā 
Swallowing he had to try hard to keep up the act as well as please you without cummingā€”it would be a feat if he accomplished it to say the very least.
God, this was all so shamefully vulgar.Ā 
Did you do this on purpose answering the phone?Ā 
He didnā€™t even know this was a kink of hisā€”or yours apparently.
But your ā€œproblemā€ was now clear to Gojo:
Itā€™s not that you couldnā€™t cum, itā€™s just that you were scared to cum.Ā 
Any real stimulation triggered your fight or flight.Ā 
You were perfectly capable, you just needed a bit of forcefulnessā€”however the effect of it terrified you and you bolted from it every time you had sex with someoneā€”until now.Ā 
Heh, there would be no more running from the nut for his little bunny rabbit.
Gojo wonders how far into his ecchi depravity he can take you.
ā€œYour Bunny, huh?ā€
Gojo's eyes squinted as if he could stare down Shoko and Utahime through the phone.
You were his.Ā 
He was the one who was going to make you cum and frankly he didnā€™t give a fuck anymore if Shoko or Utahime heard itā€”in fact he wanted them too.
Planting his feet into the bed, Gojoā€™s form shifts as he swiftly grips your waist simultaneously bringing you down while driving his pelvis upā€”pummeling his entire length into your guts. The prickly patch of groomed hair at his base tickles your poor abused lilā€™ clit which had been forcibly nestled into themā€”the result of being smashed against his pubic bone.Ā 
ā€œFUHCCCKā€”MUTHERFUHHā€”SHHHHā€“HIIIIIT!!!ā€Ā 
Vision momentarily blacked out and burning with tears mixed with your running mascara, your pussy still reeling from the sheer magnitude of Gojos long girthly length now all the way sheathed and practically tearing through your womb. Your eyes are firmly lodged in the back of your head, the electrifying vibrations cause you to drop the phone entirely. Your world is spinning from experiencing your first small orgasm that only increased intensity as your efforts to escape Gojo are in vain.Ā 
Your cervix is screaming at the probing intrusion of his bulbous tip ramming so far up into you but Gojo has you anchored to him unable to flee from his onslaught of thrusts.
If you could string together a coherent thought you would have wondered if in fact your stomach had been relocated next to your lungs as you felt so full you couldnā€™t breathe.Ā 
Your pussy violently spasms around his girth, creamy fluids seeping down onto his base from your cunt sloshing around him.Ā  Gojo grips your cheeks spreading you wider increasing the squelching noises echoing from your cunt.
Shit though, Gojo thinks your perfect pussy might actually break his dick off from how fervently you were clenching him.Ā 
Tongue fully lolled out of your mouth, youā€™re grasping onto Gojoā€™s shoulders for stability as your saliva drips down his pectorals.
ā€œBUNNY!! Are you still there?? Whatā€™s that noise?ā€
Shoko and Utahimeā€™s calls for you go unanswered. Gojo on the other hand is grinning, albeit through gritted teeth, pleased at how his long trunk-like cock is rendering you nonverbal.Ā 
ā€œHehe, you definitely came a bit that time didnā€™t yaā€”ya nasty lilā€™ Bunny, donā€™t lie.ā€Ā 
ā€œN-N-Nooo T-Toruā€“sā€™like I-I c-canā€™t breatheā€”ā€
ā€œHeh, aā€™course you can baby Bunā€”that's what it feels like when you cum, even I know that.ā€
SMACK!
Another firm smack to your ass has your cunt quivering wildly.
You feel like the virgin in this situation nowā€”and honestlyā€”are you not?Ā 
Did those other dicks really count?Ā 
It felt like you were having sex for the first time as this was a totally different experience even from the earlier round with Gojo.
ā€œDonā€™t worry though, now that I know what kinda shit youā€™re intoā€”Iā€™mma take care of that pervy lilā€™ princess pussy sooo good, Bunny.ā€
Oh godā€”That couldnā€™t be true could it?Ā 
Spanking? Nipple twisting? Having your insides pushed up to your throat?Ā 
You didnā€™t actually like this kinda freaky shit did you?
Yet your bodyā€™s reactions remain true even if your mind doesn't want to accept the cause of the fire that is burning within you. Your pussy is in raptures at the feeling of being molded into the exact shape of Gojoā€™s cockā€”veins and all.
ā€œHELLLOOOOO BUNNY!!!!ā€
Absolutely pleased with himself Gojo retrieves the phone.
ā€œAwe p-poor thing, just stubbed her toe runninā€™ from me. Myā€”SHIIIā€“room isā€”FUHHHā€”k-kinda a m-messā€”S-See? I almost tripped just now too. Isnā€™t that right Bunny?ā€
Gojo brings the phone closer and you bat it away wishing he would just hang up and spare you the humiliation. Although humiliation seemed to be your new kink as mirroring his earlier actions as youā€™re pathetically moaning into his skin. Gojoā€™s masculine scent, mingled with the salty aroma of perspiration, floods your senses, making you feel even more lightheaded, increasing the sloshing of his cock buried deep in your cunt.
The crude noises that rang from your bodies squelching and slapping against each other renders Gojo unable to keep up the charade either. Making up a quick excuseā€”he has to go get ice for your toeā€”he quickly hangs up on Shoko and Utahime whose puzzled protests of concern he couldnā€™t give a single fuck about anymore.Ā 
God fucking you while on the phone with them was so fucking hot, heā€™d have to get you to do it againā€”maybe with Suguru next time, heā€™d probably even be into it.
ā€œHey B-Bunnyā€”y-you think Shoko and Hime were naked too?ā€
You groan.
This fucking hentai otaku pervā€”you already told him that they were helping Shokoā€™s parents!Ā 
You want to glare, scream, chastise, get upā€”but you canā€™tā€”youā€™re at the mercy of him ruthlessly drilling up into your cunt and can only heave out tired mewls in reply.
ā€œFuuuckā€“imma cum again soon! Do you feel the way your naughty lilā€™ cunt is squeezing like she wants to wring me dry, wanā€™t me to give it all to your pussy Bunny?ā€
ā€œN-Not i-inside mā€™pussy, T-Toru!ā€Ā 
A devious smirk appears.Ā 
Heh, yeah he promised not inside your pussy.
Without warning Gojo rips his cock out from your sopping core and manhandles you onto your back. Thinking he will simply cum outside somewhere you're finally able to breathe again and you exhaleā€”only to feel his monstrous length being shoved down your throat.
Your eyes shoot open.Ā 
Greeted with the image of Gojo's heavy balls in your face, his ball hairs tickle your nose as you gag around his girth straining your throat open wide. You think if he didnā€™t reach your lungs through your guts he certainly would now that heā€™s eight and a half inches down your esophagus.
ā€œYou said i couldnā€™t cum in your pussy Bunny, so letā€™s use that pretty lilā€™ mouth pussy insteadā€”sweet fuck, ya know sheā€™s almost tighter than your actual cunt.ā€
Your hands fly to the outside of his thighs pawing over the sweat glossed skin as you drag your nails down them, leaving welts in an effort to get him to ease up. The potent musk of your shared lust that had dripped down his balls was now rubbing on your face assaulting your senses.Ā 
It was fucking nasty, so gross and yet your own pussy betrayed youā€”burning with an ache to be filled again at the smells that stimulated your own primal hedonistic urges.
ā€œAwe, donā€™t be like that. I know you like it rough, yeah? I havenā€™t forgotten about you either baby.ā€
Gojo of course at this point isnā€™t talking to you but your cunt.
With one hand squeezing your already constricted airway, Gojoā€™s other snaked its way over your body and reeling it back before delivering a mean open palmed slap to your clit.Ā 
The sound of your soaked cunt echoed through his room and he almost came from that alone as your fluids trickled out of you faster, further soiling his expensive sheets.
ā€œThis pussy likes being spanked more than those cherry cheeks of yours huh, Bunny? I know my filthy hentai pussy does.ā€
Youā€™re obviously unable to answer but the way youā€™re gurgling moans around his cock lets him know this is exactly what you like. Thrusting two thick fingers into your quivering core his burly appendages bullied themselves in as far as they could go.Ā 
ā€œYou knowā€”G-God, FUCK youā€™re tightā€”Bunny, you know I read in an h-manga how girls can squirt from a lack of air and a little bit of prodding, sā€™pposeā€”S-SHIIIā€”tā€™be something in here that sends em absolutely wild.ā€
Fingers searching deeper it's not until Gojo pulls back to add a third that he scrapes past a firm spongy spot that has your legs buckling.
Astonished by the amazingly sexy reactions of your bodyā€”Gojoā€™s eyes are blown out wide over how much your clit swells, your hole twitches and your juices spurt out of you as your tears run over your cheeks to wet his balls further. Gojo doesnā€™t even need to thrust as your throat tightens around him like crazy with him jamming his fingers into that particular spot over and over.
Lost in your own ecstasy youā€™re proven wrong as contrary to your belief you thought his otaku sex-ed would be to his detriment to his skills. However it's exactly because of all of the lecherous and depraved shit he collected and consumed did he know exactly what to do to you now that got you all messed up. Eyes lodged into your skull, squirting and practically blacking out with his dick stuffed down your throat on his long dexterous fingers abusing your cunt.
ā€œSHIIIIIITā€”ā€
With a keen grunt Gojo cums, pumping loads of viscous fluid down your throat forcing you to gorge on his thick cum.Ā 
ā€œF-Fuck Bunny are you a throat goat? M-Milked me dry...ā€
Heā€™s still driving his pliable fingers in and out of you, his arms are shaking from his own orgasm but he doesnā€™t care. Nothing on earth could stop him from replicating the beautiful sight of your pretty lilā€™pussy spurting out juices that run all the way down his forearm.
ā€œā€¦heh, looks like I can milk you too, Bunny.ā€
Gojo finally dislodges his dick out of your throat but still runs a hand through your pussy folds to rub soothing circles on your clit. You whimper through your coughs as you spit up some of his cum, still gagging after what were mere minutes but seemed like hours of choking on his beefy cock.
Vision spotty, tremors run through your bodyā€”both ends so thoroughly fucked outā€”that it doesnā€™t register that Gojo is once again lifting your body bringing you towards the edge of the bed.
If you thought Gojo was going to give you aftercare from having used your body like one of his anime fleshlights, youā€™d be correctā€”but not before one last round.Ā 
Lifting your hips off his luxe bed Gojo positions your wobbly legs on his shoulders. His eyes are blown out and crazed with his own twisted perversion. Weakened and spent himself as cock twitched from overstimulation but heā€™s never been a quitterā€”determined to make you cum again and again before one of you finally passes out.
Your toes wiggle and you keen as his tongue ravenously dips between your toes. Trailing his tongue past the arch of your foot to bite your heel.
ā€œYouā€™re so fucking sexy, Bunnyā€”the best pussy in the whole world, how could you ever think she was broken? You were just waiting for me to use her huh?ā€
ā€œS-shut upā€“Toru, j-jeezā€¦ā€
Your windpipes had been fucked raw and youā€™re croaking which to your dismay only seems to turn Gojo on more and heā€™s tapping his tender engorged cockehead on your clit. Your brows pinch together as you bite back moans from his frenulum catching and chafing so wonderfully over your clitoral hood.
ā€œPuhleaseeee, Honey Bunny! Let me fuck you a bit more now that we know you are as ecchi coded as I am, mā€™kay my pervy princess?ā€
The very thought shames you and you think your heart might seize from embarrassment if it doesnā€™t give out from pleasure first and your heart feels like it might beat out of your chest chest from all the pet names Gojo is bestowing upon you.Ā 
ā€œToruā€¦ā€
You try to reason with him through your defeated huffs as you press your legs shut together.
ā€œ...y-you made me cum from your fingers nā€™ your cock.. Y-You won. Pleaseeeā€”I-I donā€™t even think I can cum any more.ā€Ā 
Not convinced Gojo pushes your legs back.
ā€œOh, is that right? Letā€™s ask her then!ā€
Gojo delivers another smack onto your slippery pussy as if on the command of her new owner your obedient cunt immediately leaks a bit more creamy slick onto his palm.
ā€œSee, baby? She says you can though and that sheā€™s tired of you running from it Bunnyā€”ā€
Still hugging your legs together in his grasp, Gojo lowers himself to rub his cheek against your pussy like it was his favorite pillow.Ā 
ā€œDonā€™t fret my pervy lilā€™ pussy I won't let Bunny deprive you any longer from what you really need.ā€
You groan yet Gojo is more gentle this time as he gingerly rolls you onto your belly and lifts your hips to slide his giant Agumon pillow underneath.
Urgh, did it have to be this one!?
There's no time for complaints though once Gojo spreads your cheeks wide. A glob of spit hits your crack as his thumb prods against your shy puckering rear hole while he humps his cock between the fat of your thighs through your soggy swollen folds.Ā 
ā€œShiiit imma fuck this tight lilā€™ bunny hole next time baby, mā€™kay?ā€
The threat causes you to shudder yet all your back talk and sass is gone from his illicit preparations as he elicits heady mewls from your hoarse throat. Your cunt flutters eagerly to have him fill you again as his fingers imprint themselves into your bottom.
The anticipation is so intense as bracing for his size ripping through you you nearly fail to notice Gojo is now humming to himselfā€”hummingā€”THE DIGIMON CHAMPIONS THEME SONG!?
OH HE HAD YOU ALL THE WAY FUCā€”
ā€”And suddenly youā€™re screaming again, eyes glued to the back of your skull as his hips jerk forward, drilling his dick past your walls to pound directly into your cervix with the tempo of aĀ  madman.
OH FUCK! ā€¦sā€™good!
You finally surrender letting your cunt control your brain as you throw ass back to meet his frenzied thrusts. Like a drug addict from the first real taste your pussy is already addicted to the feeling of his cock destroying you.
ā€œSā€™toruā€“Sā€™toruā€“Sā€™toruā€“FUHHHHCK!ā€
His name fell from your lips like a mantra, the only word your brainā€”now thoroughly fucked smoothedā€”could remember.
The sight of you chasing your own pleasure as your ass slammed back onto his pelvis, your skin rippling as it bounced and splashed frothy fluids onto his abs sent him further into perverse degeneracy.Ā 
ā€œF-Fuck Bunnyā€”baby, this pussy too goodā€”We canā€™t tell Suguru for a while, kay? Heā€™ll want to fuck you too and this pussy is just fā€™me. Suguru gets all the pussy sā€™tell me youā€™ll keep yours fā€™er me. Thought you were broken but you just needed my cock this whole timeā€”ā€
Burying your face in the sheets bashfully at the mention of Suguru, your cunt pulls more taut around Gojoā€™s cock.
ā€œā€”FUHH, g-go out with me yeah, Bunny? Love you sā€™muchā€”SHIIIITā€”buy you whatever you wantā€”t-take you where you wantā€”this dick sā€™yours Bun Bunā€”all yours!ā€
Plunging into deeper if it were even possible Gojoā€™s blunted nails drug into the fat of your ass and hips, it wouldnā€™t scar but it would certainly add to the inevitable bruising.Ā 
ā€œIā€™ll never even look at a non 2D woman again as long as I have you as my lilā€™ onaholeā€”shit Iā€™ll never even buy one of those again unless it's in the shape of your pussyā€”F-FUCK, w-waitā€“y-you think we could get one made in the shape of your pussyā€“my girlfriendā€™s perfect pussy?!ā€
Itā€™s too muchā€”too overwhelming and your mind is slowly but surely being corrupted by Gojo. Otherwise the image of him whining while fucking a onahole casted from your cunt as he watches you finger yourself would have never in a million years popped into your mind.Ā 
Determined to see you unhinged in every respect, Gojo didnā€™t want to deny you pleasure but if he had to be a little mean to you so you could finally be honest with him then so be it.Ā 
Slowly pulling out, your expression is near frantic as you look back at him. Your mouth gaping and babbling nonsensically for him not for him to stopā€”you were so close.
Gojo simpers, relishing in your cute cockdrunk face scrunched with confusion from him pulling out so suddenly.Ā 
ā€œW-Words baby, cā€™mon I just spilled my heart out here!ā€
Your pussy weeps longingly for Gojoā€™s cock as your body shakes with a yearning begging to be filled again.Ā 
God help you, you want him.Ā 
You want him and his sinfully curved demon dick badly, itā€™s all you could think aboutā€”Not even remembering what life was like before he so perversely rearranged your guts.Ā  However, not only did he know how to hit all your spots, he knew youā€”and despite him completely disregarding all of the rules you had initially set, he was the first guy who actually cared about how you felt during sex, even if he was a perverted otaku.
There was simply no use in denying it any longer.Ā 
You caved.
Tears streaming down your face as you hiccupped your admission of affections for him, red-faced and flustered.
ā€œSā€™toru, I-Iā€™ll be your girlfriendā€”need you nā€™need your cock sā€™muchā€”ā€
Pressing the side of your face against the mattress you bring a shaky hand through your legs, fingers slipping over your slick as you part your pussy lipsā€”your vacant core exposed and fluttering, begging for him just as hard.
ā€œā€”mā€™also youā€™re onahole T-Toru, I promise iā€™ll only fuck you, j-just please keep fucking me, i wanna cum on your cock, want your cum in me Toru baby!ā€
You might die from the shame of it all once you sober up from being utterly cockdrunk and stupefied but all you could think about right now was Gojoā€™s hard dick laying heavy pipe back into your cunt.
Something snaps in Gojo.
Head over heels for you now, Gojo knew from that moment on heā€™d never let you go.Ā 
Real or 2Dā€”no could compare to you in Gojoā€™s eyes.Ā 
Toru finally found something he loved more than digimonā€”your perfect lilā€™pussy.
And he was going to show her how much he loved her right now.
Taking what was so graciously presented to him this time around, youā€™re short circuiting once heā€™s finally inside you again your most base needs being satiated turning you into a cockfiendish whore crying for him to fuck you harder as you grip his sheets like you could rip them apart.Ā 
His strokes become more merciless, unrelenting on your pussy and Gojo leans his weight onto your back, legs bent crouching on top of you, his hips becoming manic they thrashed forward in short heavy thrusts to hammer you into the mattress.
Gojo himself is beyond gone.Ā 
Disregarding all promises of mentioning otaku shit while he was wrecking your cunt.Ā Ā 
ā€œFuck bunny this feels better then what I thought Agnewomonā€™s pussy would be likeā€” you'd look so sexy in that cosplay. Gonna have you dress up for me and show you off at cons. Iā€™ll buy you whatever you want, anything, the whole fucking world yeah? Just fuckā€”wear those those vibrating panties while you cosplay too, youā€™d like that?ā€
You tightened groaning at his debauchery, something that was not missed at all by Gojo who by this point had fucked his own self dumb in your angelic cunt. White strands of his hair stuck to both of your faces as he tiled your head back so he could see how desperately those little hearts danced in your dilated pupils before they were reduced to nothing more than mere splotches whiting out your vision.
ā€œFuck u really are a slut huh bunny? Tightening at the thought of all those otaku perverts looking at you in that skimpy outfit while I control the buzzing on that lil clit. But they canā€™t have youā€”mā€™the only otaku pervert that knows how to make you cum!ā€
Delirious with melodic honeyed cries spilling from you, you just wanted him to stop talkingā€”pointing out every single time your body responded to his ecchi tastes becoming your tastes and now just yearning for a taste of him.Ā 
Reaching back youā€™re pulling him down to smash your lips together. Messy, but you could care as Gojo tried to swallow your tongue fucking his own into your mouth with a force that matched his cock. If fucking you was heaven then kissing you was nirvanaā€”heā€™d give you the whole world if he could keep fucking you like this forever.
Gojo needs you to cum again soon as the feral need breed your tummy until it swells with his seed has him losing the little sanity he even had to begin with. A virgin until today heā€™d saved up so much waiting for your tight cunt this whole time.Ā 
Moving his lips away from yours only for air, your chest heaves harmonies cries from his hand weaving under your bodies. Jittery fingers swiped frantically over your clit, hurling you towards your euphoric climax as his lips descend back upon yours.
ā€œCum Bunnyā€”I got ya baby.ā€
Deliberately plowing himself harder against your cervix, your body seizes up releasing tension into pure white energy that you swore was pumping through your every vein as an extension of your pussy as his heavy load spurts to paint your walls and sear your insides as his thrusts continue to swill his seed inside you, pushing it further into your wombā€”-thank fuck for birth control.
However that was the last thing you remember before you go limp, temporarily blacked out as you swear youā€™ve transcended to a celestial plane of existence. One where all slutted out souls went to escape from the unearthly pleasure theyā€™ve been tortured by. You donā€™t know how long youā€™ve been out but you're squirming as you come back to consciousness. Realizing your now back on your back as your hips involuntarily rocking against something thick and wet.Ā 
When you finally manage to open your eyes you're greeted by Gojo tongue slurping at your clit and lapping up the cum oozing out of your battered hole like it was a refreshingly creamy bowl of kakigori. His hands embedded themselves into your thighs pinning them to the bed nibbling on your clit and having your already overstimulated core climaxing on his tongue once more.
Strings of your sticky nectar connect his tongue to your cunt as he looks up at you. Having the audacity to grin lovingly at you as if he didnā€™t look like a downright starved and deranged man with a sheen of shared fluids dribbling down his chin. Heā€™s pussy drunk once again this time buzzed off the pungent yet sweet taste of his cum marinating in your creamy tenderized cunt.Ā Ā 
Gojo is cheesinā€™ at you like heā€™s found his favorite spot in the worldā€”and he had as far as he was concerned.
ā€œYou said it was too messy, remember Bunny? The least I can do to make it up to you is scoop every drop out of your runny lilā€™ cunt with my tongue! What kind of boyfriend would I be to have all this cum soaking my Bunnyā€™s slutty little thong and spilling down her thighs while out to dinnerā€”so I decided to have mine a little early.ā€
FUCKING HELLā€”DINNER! What time was it?!Ā 
Disordented, your head is fuzzy and you could feel the soreness settling in your muscles. You didnā€™t think youā€™d be able to get out of this bed in the next 24 hours, let alone make it to dinnerā€”if you hadnā€™t already missed it!Ā 
ā€œNnnn, n-not like I can go anymore Toru, sā€™all your f-fault!ā€
Your bruised lips poke out into pout. Gojo chuckles at you how cute you look and he rises up from between your thick thighs to boop you on the nose as he gazes adoringly at you.
ā€œI know princess mā€™sorryā€”I already texted Shoko saying you couldnā€™t, donā€™t worry~~ā€
But your eyes widened as you were now fully worried.Ā 
Worried as to what the fuck Gojo actually texted them!Ā 
ā€œT-Toruā€”ā€
ā€œā€”I just told them you werenā€™t feeling well, was that okay?ā€
Quickly assuaging your fearsā€”you can relax a bit for now (although you were sure youā€™d have a lot of explaining to do later) as Gojo pulls you to him again and softly kisses your neck, hands returning to your ass to rub soothing circles on your chaffed skin.Ā 
Relaxing again floods sleep into your eyes. A welcome godsend honestly, so you can process everything that just happened, especially Gojo aggressively fucking a love confession out of you.Ā 
ā€œAnd mā€™sorry if I got carried away Bunā€¦ but you were so good for me, so fucking perfect! Just relax and Iā€™ll take care of you! Iā€™ll handle everythingā€”for you and your nasty lilā€™ cunt. I love you both and Iā€™ll keep both my pretty girls happy forever! I promise!ā€
Gazing at you with cartoonishly sparkling eyes, you have to look away from Gojo lest your ears altogether burn up in embarrassment from his shameless and yet a hundred percent earnest vocalization of affections that somehow still got your heart racing.
ā€œā€”oh and my parents will be here tomorrowā€”we can tell them right? They will be so excited! They've been telling me since I was little I shouldnā€™t let you get away! Ooo! Ooo! Maybe now that we're dating theyā€™ll let us use their sex dungeon! We need to think of a safe word though Bunnyā€”ā€
Scarcely comprehending anything he is saying to you, your mind like your pussy had been fully liquified. Both ruthlessly corrupted by Gojoā€™s long otaku cock and pervy ass fantasies which is no surprise seeing as his family even owns aā€”
HOLā€™ THE ENTIRE FUCKUPā€”A SEX DUNGEON!?
Like a shot of caffeine directly into your veins your eyes nearly pop out of your head as you blink at him dumbfounded, mouth hanging open.Ā Ā 
ā€œDoesnā€™t that sound fun, Bunny!? My parents are so cool! When I turned 18 my dad even gave me some of his rare and one-of-a-king hentai figures for my collection to get me started and thenā€”ā€
Tuning him out youā€™re gagged at the unexpected revelationsā€”and his parents always seemed like such charming nā€™ decent God fearing people too. Well known to be ruthless in the business world, but upstanding global philanthropists nonetheless.
Well the apple sure as hell didnā€™t fall too far from the sordid sex fiend tree, that was for damn sure!
Clearly you had no idea what you were getting yourself into or had unleashed by agreeing to be Gojoā€™s girlfriend. I mean, could no longer deny your growing feelings for himā€”plus he did just give you multiple back-breaking-terrifyingly-mind-numbing-earth-shattering-orgasms. Not to mention, you would definitely be getting one of every Hermes bag ever made if you wanted oneā€”but at what cost?
Your Dignity?Ā 
Self-respect?Ā 
The right to call yourself a functional and contributing non-degenerate member of society?
Who knows reallyā€¦
Although perhaps dating a Gojo, the next heir at that, youā€™d be too rich and highly regarded for people to even care (weā€™ll except for your friends giving yā€™all hell but you could eventually make peace with that).
You internally groan as the gentle touches on your bottom morph into lustful gropes and you know your brand new boyfriend would not be granting rest for your totally demolished lilā€™ pussy anytime soon unless you could distract him a bit.
ā€œā€”Toru, Toru baby listen, please.ā€
Interrupting him, you muster the energy to put on the sweetest face you can manage in your exhausted state.Ā 
And of course, Gojo, as always and yet unknowingly, tests the limits of your tolerance.
ā€œYes, my whittle Bunny, my kinky baby girlā€”hentai goddess divine?ā€
Gojo nuzzles your nose in an eskimo kiss as he showers you with ā€˜loving complimentsā€™.Ā 
Scrunching your face, you grit your teeth through your already weak smile to stop yourself from losing it at him referring to you as ā€˜hentai goddess divineā€™ā€”yā€™all would definitely be having a talk about that as well as appropriate in-public pet names later though.
ā€œBabyyyyyā€”Iā€™m so sticky and sore, why donā€™t you be a good boyfriend and get stuff ready for us to take a bath, hm? Maybe find me something else to wear too, hm?ā€
You did need a bath and you calculated even with his energetic disposition it should take him at least 15-20 minutes to delegate the tasks and get everything together considering how huge his mansion was.
ā€œOh! Of course, of course! Just wait here! Iā€™ll be right back, my ecchi angel.ā€
Brow-twitching you sit up to wave at him with another strained smile as he scrambles to put on pants and heads out of his room.
You sigh tiredly and make yourself comfy on his cloud like pillows.Ā 
Thinking heā€™s finally left and you can savor some much needed time to make peace with what you got yourself into by agreeing to be the girlfriend of an otaku nerd like Gojo Satoruā€”
ā€”when his head suddenly peaks back in the room with a sheepish look on his face.
ā€œHeh, you know Bunny, was thinkingā€”you really didnā€™t think I could code crack your cute lilā€™ cunt now did ya?ā€
Your eyes are closed but your fists are balling angrily gripping onto the pillows surrounding you.
ā€œDonā€™t worry Bunny, yours is the only pussy my dick is digidestined for!ā€
With that, Gojo narrowly avoids the Agumon pillow plushie that is swiftly hurled at his head as he dashes away from the door, his merry yet hysterical laughter echoing through the halls.
Ā©blkkizzat 2024. do not steal works or gfx, do not translate.
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ā­ a/n: this fic was wayyyy too long but i've been kinda mean to y'all gojo glazers lately rejoicing in your sorrows cause you are now miserable like the rest of us lmfao, so consider this y'alls bone :P tbh im kinda surprised this is the first full gojo fic i've written lol, it was fun tho cause otaku!gojo is a freak for pussy would drive you insane in all the right and wrong ways. i still have invisible man gojo and ceo/professor gojo planned tho (plus that frat boy satosugu request).
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abyssalpriest Ā· 1 year ago
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unrelated to that lmfao
i love being not (insert religions based on the kings and their people as ''demons'') but being adjacent to the communities while knowing the kings on a personal level because oh boy
#like i wont get into the Chrxstian God And The Kings' ''Fall'' rumour i did the other day but things like that and like#posts being like ''oh they love everyone all of us each of us'' and talking about The Lore of down there thats like. so clearly#twisted to be pro-(kings) propaganda and im like oh my god. if you worship them BECAUSE of these details you think are right then#im so fucking sorry they are way more complex and grey-moral than this#- i have to be clear. i do not know anything anyone says is false if its their worldview. Im not sitting here laughing because i think othe#s are Dumbdumb and cant get across the kings as Flawlessly as me uwu or some shit im explicitly talking about people saying#definitively that the chrxstian god did xyz thing and the kings are poor little meow meows and love everyone while also saying they#dont love everyone bc they vehemently disagree with chrxstians and stuff like. ''('demons') are actually the Pure sacred race theyre all#old gods theyre all pro-human and would never hurt a practitioner'' that type of stuff im like. ahhhhhhhh. so youve heard the propaganda#bc lets be real here i do NOT doubt any of these people's abilities its not my place so i dont even do it quietly to myself. very rarely#yes but like 1% of the time and its only when a bunch of red flags pop up but like. there are so many people on the kings' plane that#are telling humans these things bc......... well look at the goetic demons. royalty and people in power. who do people mainly go#to for demonolatry? The people in their society we understand to be kings. princes. dukes and duchesses. are they all these things? no#like Duke Vepar isnt a Duke lmfao i know her personally like she'll present like that but. imagine if that race wanted to talk to people of#our plane but only spoke to the english king/queen and dukes and duchesses and marquis and war generals and stuff to ask about#their civilisations. do you think that theyd get an unbiased view of the monarchy and the english religion and whatnot........#edit: so like we're really clear. its like seeing people brainwashed by fucked up politics bc. it is that.#sometimes you just have to laugh bc like god youre in deep and im so sorry#insert my ex (a spirit) lying to me and convincing me he was a video game character for five years like what else can you do but laugh#ramblings //
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planetpiastri Ā· 7 months ago
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pairing: lando norris x fem!australian!reader [no faceclaim] summary: honestly, you kind of expected this part-time gig to just be four days of pure chaos that gave you an excuse to see an f1 race up close. then some guy in the fanzone complimented your shoes, and the rest is history. notes: requested by anon!! this has been sitting in my drafts for aaaaages, sorry love <3 y'all are so brave for putting up with me while i try and remember how tf to write these uhhh yeah this one took a turn hope u like it anyway LMFAO
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ausgp Arriving in style! The lads looked great at the Melbourne Walk today šŸ¤©šŸ¤©
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username1 lewis and zhou are absolutely slaying!! and oscar is also there
ynusername oscar i love you but you gotta step up your game mate, i wanna wear your merch so bad but it is UGLY!!
landonorris excuse me ausgp i think my fit was deserving of recognition in this post :(
ausgp Can't compete with the hometown hero šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø landonorris but daniel isn't in this either ? oscarpiastri You're funny.
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landonorris he shoots, he scores! thanks for such a warm welcome melbourne :)
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oscarpiastri You and I have different definitions of scoring I think
landonorris ever heard of playing the long game? oscarpiastri Nurse he's out again
username2 where's the worker with the shoes i think they're indirecting her
username3 GET THIS MAN THE SHOE LADY'S DIGITS
maxfewtrell Now that's just uncalled for
ausgp Love to see the spirit šŸ˜‰
username4 aww lando always looks so happy in melbourne, he loves it here :'))
ynusername oh wtf
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ynusername busy busy busy day, absolutely buggered, but very excited for tomorrow šŸ˜ (also peep The Shoes on the last slide)
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yourfriend i mean... he's right, they are sick shoes
ynusername you're just saying that cos you made me buy them yourfriend well yes!
username5 omg are u the girl who was working the fanzone today??
ynusername i was one of them!
username6 ok if this is the shoe lady i don't blame lando for staring she's so pretty omg
yourfriend "the shoe lady" ynusername i've been titled?????
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ynusername weirdest work day ever (included today's shoes bc apparently it's a thing now)
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yourfriend that wrap was good as hell tho
ynusername deffo the most exciting part of lunch
username7 wait who is this girl and why does lando follow her?
username8 go to lovestruckln on twitter, she has a whole thread about it!
landonorris ...weird in a good way, right?
username9 your lack of rizz is astounding lando username10 bro STAND UP ynusername weird in an interesting way landonorris i'll take that
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landonorris melb, you have my ā¤ļø
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username11 SHOE GIRLLLLLL
username12 i hope they never hard launch and he just keeps posting pics of cool sneakers
georgerussell63 You're welcome
charles_leclerc You did it, you crazy son of a bitch ausgp Where's our credit?? georgerussell63 You put the pieces in play, I moved them into checkmate ynusername you threw a shoe at me. calm down. ausgp He what???
username13 bro's collecting aussies like infinity stones
danielricciardo ?? oscarpiastri No ynusername :// landonorris šŸ˜šŸ˜
ynusername you're cool ig šŸ™„
landonorris your swag style and utter disdain for me has captured my heart ynusername oh my god stop i'm blushing
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request: hiya! i love how funny your smauā€™s are and iā€™m begging for an aussie!reader x Lando one. maybe she works for the AusGP and they met in Melbourne? idk -anon
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dmitri-smerdyakov Ā· 1 year ago
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Still laughing over the fact that when I showed the first four HOTD episodes to my dad, his strongest reaction to anything (except the childbirth scenes and him glaring at me when Daemon was having problems with his sonic screwdriver) wasĀ ā€œwhat??? So you think itā€™s weird for her to sleep with the knight but NOT when her uncle had her against the wall?!?ā€, and short of me straight up saying I hardcore shipped an uncle and niece in this show, the only excuse I could come up with wasĀ ā€œyeah but itā€™s Matt Smithā€... and my dad must have decided to just accept that as a reasonable explanation because he didnā€™t say another word, his brain clearly decidedĀ ā€œokay, fair enough, I donā€™t think I want to think about my daughterā€™s lust for the eyebrowless man right nowā€.
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dwaekkicidal Ā· 17 days ago
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š–Ŗš—‚š—‡š—„š—š—ˆš–»š–¾š—‹: 'Intense Desire' ą¼„ąæ” L.F.
ā¤· Sex Pills | Overstimulation | Squirting
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ā™± warnings: fem!reader, sex pills usage (felix accidentally taking them), mention of a handjob in a car, he gets ā€œmeanā€ for like a split second, unprotected p in v, rough sex, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, creampies, squirting, if u quint theres 1 sentence of angst at the end, i might be forgetting something
ā™± notes: sorry this was delayed! I made it a little longer than the others in hopes that it would make up for the tardiness <3 also 1 the beginning might feel rushed (it was) and 2 sex pills dont completely work like this?? But its fiction so.. pls bare with me im so stressed out LMFAO
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The pounding in Felixā€™s head was just enough to distract him from the colorful clothes around the two of you. The initially exciting shopping trip to the mall with your boyfriend had quickly slowed down thanks to the headache he developed out of the blue. Your comforting words and warm hands on his face only helped so much, and he felt horrible for his body refusing to let him enjoy your date.
It wasnā€™t until you reminded him of the medicines he had packed away in his bag that he let up on his pouting Then, with the familiar feeling of the plastic of a pill bottle on his fingers and a gentle reminder from you that this should be fun for the both of you, Felix finds himself leading you to the food court. He quickly buys a bottle of water and chugs down 3 pills. Itā€™s over the dosage of 2 he normally would take, but heā€™s desperate to have a good time with you.
Not long after, heā€™s back to his normal self and the thumping pain in his head is long gone. Wide smiles and crescent eyes watch you pick out interesting clothes, some even meant to match with him. Everything is back to normal!
That is until 30 minutes after the fact when heā€™s patiently sitting outside of your changing room waiting for you to try on the next outfit. He starts to feel a new, less painful ache. One between his legs that heā€™s all too familiar with.
Literal lines of sweat are dripping down his forehead and his neck when you open the curtain to present the outfit you picked out. He forces a smile and has to tear his eyes away from the tight pants to give his opinion. A curt, breathy, ā€œBeautiful.ā€
The sweat immediately catches your attention and obviously raises concerns from the way your eyebrows furrow. He notices right away and tries not to let it worry you, shooing you away and encouraging you to try on the last pieces of fabric that await you in the changing room.
The second the curtains close behind you he racks his brain for possible reasons as to why a sudden, strong feeling of horniness took over his body. Itā€™s even to the point where his whole body tingles from the ceiling fans above him. The slow gusts of wind make his cock ache in his jeans and goosebumps litter his arms.
He doesnā€™t think heā€™s ever gotten this horny in his life. Even the time when you managed to rile him up to the point where he almost came in his jeans when you brushed past him he had never felt this way. He swore he could feel his veins burning as he looked through his bag for his phone, praying that Google would explain everything.
But he doesnā€™t get far enough to grab his phone, because the realization hits him like a tsunami wave. The pills. He realizes too late that he never checked which medicine he took. And sure enough, when he checked his bag, the tiny plastic bottle he had a hold on earlier wasnā€™t his Ibuprofen.
Instead, it was a blue pill bottle that he kept for special medicines that he would occasionally get prescribed. This time around, it was the brand new, not prescribed pills he had put to the side forā€¦ intimacy reasons.
It was embarrassing at first for him. A young, attractive man in his 20s struggling with his sex life. All thanks to the wear and tear from work stress: the unforgiving cycle of working too much and being overwhelmed, then taking a break and working too little just to fall behind.
You understood! Itā€™s understandable to not be able to get hard when thereā€™s a never ending dread that has made home in the back of your mind. And it was clearly obvious that he is attracted to you, every other time the two of you were intimate is enough evidence for that.
So you offered him an idea that might help! That idea being ā€œhornyā€ pills. It took some convincing and consistent reassurance for him to cave and agree. Which led to that little blue bottle of little red pills that made his not-so-little friend crave your attention.
ā€œLixie?ā€ Your voice snaps him out of his daydreaming and his head snaps up to see your head poking out of the curtain. Your giggle goes straight to his dick and he has to force a smile to get through the ache. ā€œI need your help with this dress. I canā€™t get the zipper up.ā€
You donā€™t need to ask twice, especially when the promise of getting to see your bare skin is on the table. Heā€™s joining you in the blink of an eye, using his clammy, shaky hands to zip up the dress the rest of the way. Your body flushes at the way he licks his lips as he looks you up and down multiple times.
ā€œDo you like it?ā€ His eyes snap up to yours in the mirror and he nods. Itā€™s pretty obvious to you whatā€™s going on in his head at this point, minus the reason for it, so you rip the dress off and rush to the cashier as fast as you can.
Felix is on your tail the whole time. A hand on your hip and his chest pressed to your back as he shoves his credit card into the card reader. Then again when the two of you get to the car, this time both of his hands on your hips and his face shoved into your neck.
ā€œNeed you so fucking bad.ā€ His hard-on is even more obvious now as he grinds it against your thigh, groaning and whining into your neck about how good it feels. You struggle to get the car keys out of his pocket when his hands are all over you, making you feel good when they arenā€™t even doing much.
ā€œFelixā€¦ Not here.ā€ The two of you drabbled in public sex before so it wasnā€™t a new experience for either of you. But it had been a while since the two of you were intimate so you really didnā€™t want it to be in the dirty car garage of a mall. In the middle of the day, mind you.
ā€œI need something. Baby, please. I-I canā€™t do this.ā€ The desperation in his voice is enough to make your neck whip around, almost knocking into his as you look back at him with confusion. He knows you all too well and the answer to your unspoken question is already on the tip of his tongue.
ā€œI accidentally took those sex pills instead of pain meds.ā€ He doesnā€™t bother explaining further; he doesnā€™t care anymore. The only thing thatā€™s on his mind is getting you into the car so he can get some sort of stimulation on his poor, achy cock.
You're lucky to even have gotten his hands off of you after that, let alone getting him in the passenger seat and buckled in without him launching at you. However youā€™re even less lucky as you drive him home, one hand on the wheel and the other- well, on his dick.
You could hear the wetness of him jerking himself off before you saw it. He was keen to get your help though. His eyes were teary and his voice came out a distressed whine as he pleaded for you to help, complaining that his hand wasnā€™t comparable to how good your hand would feel.
The windows on your shared car are as tinted as legally possible, so you quickly cave and slide your hand toward him. Now 5 minutes away from the house, you quicken your hands in hopes that heā€™ll cum this soon. But luck isnā€™t on either of your sides today and the carā€™s already in park before heā€™s even close to cumming.
You donā€™t make it past the entryway before Felix is shoving you forward, pinning you to the wall, and pulling your bottoms to your knees. The sight of your panties all messy and your pussy lips equally as messy from your excitement is enough to make him feral.
ā€œYouā€™re so good to me, Honey. Always so obedient and keeping my pussy ready for me when I most need it. Iā€™m going to give you the world and more.ā€ He doesnā€™t wait for you to make a comment before heā€™s pushing your underwear to join your bottoms.
One hand rests on the wall by your face and the other pushes against your lower back, arching your back at the same time that he pushes his cock in. Your walls are warm and wet as they take every last inch of him in, almost as if two puzzle pieces were finally placed together.
Your eyes roll to the back of your head and he sucks on your neck, whispering incoherent mumbles until heā€™s bottomed out. He only stops then to take deep breaths and calm his own body down. Now that heā€™s finally inside of you, the effects of the pills feel a million times stronger.
He genuinely feels like a dog in heat, hips still rutting into yours even as his mind tells his body to relax. It doesnā€™t listen in the slightest and after a short pause his hips are finding a rigorous rhythm.Ā 
Felix is a man possessed behind you; nails digging into your skin leaving bruises to come and hips moving with more force than you thought he could give. Itā€™s hard to think heā€™s not possessed with his filthy mouth, something heā€™s always been good at but it hits differently when heā€™s rock hard inside of you and eager to feel every inch of your body all at once.
You start to feel like the pills are affecting you. Your own body reacts to his fervent movements with warm clenches and moans that spur him on. You feel so sensitive and your orgasm sneaks up on you, causing you to wiggle in his hold. The shuffle of your limbs makes him lose his angle and you both whine.
ā€œNo, no, no, no, no, no. Stop. You gotta stay arched, baby. Yeah, just like that. Ffuckā€¦ā€ The hand on your back pushes you forward, completely squishing you against the wall as he tries to arch you back to how you previously were. He knows that he did it right when you start to flutter around him again and your moans ascend a few pitches.
With the other hand using all of his fingers to rub your clit back and forth, he pushes you over the edge. You clench around him as you moan into the wall, your arms shaking as you try to hold yourself up against it. He growls against your ear and bites down on it as he continues fucking you through your high.
He doesnā€™t stop after youā€™re done. If anything it only encourages him, the ache in his veins telling him that he needs to keep going and make you feel even better. And so he does, with one hand still furiously rubbing your clit back and forth while the other now moves to your waist and holds up your slouching form.
It just squeezes you appreciatively, almost even possessively as he holds you in place when you start to flail. It doesnā€™t become mean until in the midst of your thrashing, you move yourself just slightly to the point where he loses his angle again. He pushes his hand roughly against you and arches your back himself again, this time with a disgruntled snap.Ā 
ā€œStop fucking doing that.ā€ Heā€™s huffing into your ear as his hips pick up pace, going even faster than he was before. ā€œBe good or else Iā€™ll bend you over with nothing to lean on.ā€ But itā€™s hard to control your body when painful pleasure is swimming through your body. Even more so when you feel another orgasm lurking.
ā€œB-Baby, fuck! Give me a sec, youā€™re-ā€ You cut yourself off with a shriek as the hand on your waist moves to tangle itself in your hair. It uses the grip to pull you back up to rest your back flat against his chest. His other hand finally falters at this point, instead of rubbing your clit it sinks into your thigh.
ā€œIā€™m what, Honey. Tearing up your guts?ā€ He laughs out a sound of agreement that turns into a guttural groan as his blinding thrusts finally let up. A few sharp thrusts and a series of moans fall from his lips as he empties himself out inside of you. It feels like gallons of his seed are filling your stomach, and the feeling of it leaking out onto your inner thighs is enough to make you believe thatā€™s the case.
If he notices, he doesnā€™t say anything. He just stands there with his forehead against your shoulder and his arms wrapped around your torso, mind reeling as he comes down from such an intense high.
ā€œBaby. You didnā€™t cum with me at the end, did you?ā€ Heā€™s more upset that he faltered that badly, but the twitch of his cock lets you both know that heā€™s not close to being done regardless. The question is a real testament to your faith. Lie to him and maybe bribe him to let you take a break, or tell the truth and deal with the consequences. Though, it doesnā€™t seem like he was asking.
He pulls out and moves his hand to the small of your back. Neither of you even spared a glance at your bottoms as youā€™re dragged to the living room and shoved into the couch. It knocks the breath from your lungs momentarily, and itā€™s all the time he needs to bend you to his will. Your shoulders sink into the bottom cushions and your legs are hovering just above you as he shoves his cock inside of you again.Ā 
The breath is almost knocked from you again as he finds a new, rougher pace to follow. This one isnā€™t nearly as fast but the new angle, thanks to your ankles being by his ears, sends him right where he wants to be. His previous load froths along his length as he fucks into you like your lives are on the line.Ā 
Your hands find home on his biceps and your nails leave deep crescent shapes along his skin as you desperately try to find something to ground yourself with. The new vigor he fucks you with makes it so that your next orgasm builds up within a minute or two. The feral stare from his lidded eyes only makes your stomach squeeze as you realize that he really has no plans to stop, even if he really wants to.Ā 
ā€œFelix, baby, s-slow down. It feels w-weird.ā€ You push against his stomach in hopes that it will slow him down, but it doesnā€™t. He stays quiet and only responds by grabbing your wrist and shoving it into the cushion by your head; a wordless command for ā€˜Hands off.ā€™ You look up just in time to see his gaze grow more intense.
He even leans forward, both of his hands moving to your thighs to fold them into your chest. His hips pick up speed once he has you folded to his liking and you find that strange feeling growing stronger. You get a glimpse of him licking his pink lips that then perk up into a menacing smile and then the feeling grows too strong, forcing your eyes closed and your legs to combat his hold.
Your body can only shake as you gush around him and he curses under his breath at the sight. Your cunt spams around him and you squirt through his merciless fucking. The wet, squelching noises combat the volume of your cries to the point where he periodically goes out of his way to thrust into you even rougher just to hear it more.
ā€œYou hear her talking to me? Fucking shit- She really liked that, huh baby?ā€ He laughs in disbelief and slams into you repeatedly, chasing his own sudden orgasm from watching you cum so intensely.
ā€œThat was so fucking hot, Baby.ā€ The whine in his voice doesnā€™t match the cocky look on his face, but you canā€™t be bothered to comment about it as he finishes inside of you all of a sudden. Your sensitive walls constrict around him yet again and he cums deep inside, riding his own orgasm out to the sound of your overwhelmed sobs.
His chest heaves as he catches his breath and he takes the moment to glance at a clock on the wall. Itā€™s been a few hours since he took the pills so they should be going down soon. He can already feel his brain going back to normal, and his thoughts are clearing up as the two of you sit there unmoving.
ā€œYouā€¦ Are you ok, Honey?ā€ Your sniffles are enough to make his heart drop into his ass, but when you look up at him the anxiety leaves his body. You smile at him through the tears and laugh as best as you can while still breathless.
ā€œHoly shit, Felix.ā€ He matches your chuckle and leans forward, slotting your legs on either side of his waist as he repeatedly pushes his lips against your cheek. ā€œIā€™mā€¦ great. But you owe me for fucking me within an inch of my life like that with no warning.ā€
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