#also the gotham city devils is a nod to new jersy devils lol
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junespriince · 4 months ago
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Wally, fresh out of the speed force: you know what I can't wait to see Damian, he's in his teens now?
Dick: yep, dami, come here.
Damian 'mfing 6'7' Grayson: yes dad?
Wally: Jesus Christ Almighty, the hell you feeding this future goalie for the Gotham City devils!? He was so tiny, 5'2, 4 apples tall little ankle bitter now he's a giant, out here about to be tall as an Amazonians women.
Dick: he's just a my little man, my sweet lil baby!
Wally: Dick, I say this kindly, that is a whole ass brick wall you made sentient, how old is he.
Dick: almost 18.
Wally: Jesus Christ on a motorbike, he has one more growth spurt, he's gonna BE as tall as an Amazonian woman. I'm going to go lay down now...
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