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wingsy-keeper-of-songs · 9 months ago

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Tavi, having reached That Moment in Act 3: I have fought three gods, a Vampire Lord and the literal devil, how hard can this be?

The Absolute: *yeets Netherstones*

Tavi: Oh.

The Emperor: What have I been fucking telling you since the Nautiloid?

Tavi: Can you not backseat drive, for like, five seconds? Just five? Five seconds is all I ask. Also I'm betraying you anyway.

The Emperor: *outraged murder octopus noises* What?! How could you?! After all I've done for you! I have never lied to you, saved your life countless times...!

Tavi: You literally lied to me the moment you met me.

The Emperor: Of course I lied, I'm a mind flayer!

The rest of the companions: ...*Karlach popping popcorn with her fire and passing it around while they continue to scream at each other*

#yeah um #i have feelings about that moment #i don't much care for Orpheus either but i do care and love laezel so im saving my girl's people #also the emperor is a gaslighting bastard and i hate his squid ass #bitch has been bullshitting since day goddamn one and i will hear no excuses #the game is about overcoming obstacles and refusing your worst nature #he embraced it and murdered his dearest friend #so he can kindly fuck all the way off #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 act 3 spoilers

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