#also the 3rd secret offender is him expecting he can cuz he used to be pick him up w my one headcanons lol. (Gwbs)

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Surely someone is big and strong enough to give him a piggyback ride ; ;

There 100% is! Its just getting Grujaja to ask them to pick him up is the issue. Despite his best attempts he's very skittish and would be incredibly uncomfortable getting affection from people he doesn't know. This automatically would knock the gods and people like Lumber Jacqueline off the list.... or about almost everyone actually. This leaves a very obvious answer for who has to do it in my opinion.

Do my bidding you stupid old man.