#also that’s his sister and she’s fucking hot like oh my godddd

[taramaclaywasaterf]

So….learning you have mutual friends with the guy who shot a ceo is an absolutely insane and surreal experience lmao. He lived in philly the same time as me and went to penn when some friends went there. It’s likely we crossed paths at penn. And he went down the shore to ocean city NJ, which is where I go. Genuinely fucking wild.

Also, fuck Altoona. I’ve literally hated Altoona my entire life and seeing the entire world finally come together to hate it as much as I do has been almost as incredible as learning the ceo of a health insurance company was killed in the streets like a dog. I’ll be riding this high for the rest of my life.

Yall know how fucking crazy that is??? I saw port o call (pink hotel in the background of that photo) and fucking screamedddd lmao like hello ??? My friends and I literally skinny dipped at like 3am in the ocean right in front of where he’s standing in that picture. I had my first kiss a three second walk from there. I got high for the first time on the boardwalk there. My whole damn life happened on that beach lol I genuinely cannot explain how surreal this is …

[liamgallaghermpreg]

oh god okay. questions. do samantha & deanna know about each other, or do they both think they're keeping a secret for daddy? does john fuck them one after the other? does he like to fuck deanna splayed out on the bed, watch sam sucking on her tongue while he creams her up? does sam eat it out? suck john off with his come & her sister's wet all over her chin? did sam suck john off for the first time with deanna's hands in her hair? can he stop himself calling deanna mary if sam's there? does deanna whine and cry and moan for it, beg john to say it again, gets sam all caught up in it too; if de's mary and john's still daddy then they can call sam deanna, right?

OH MY GODDDD. much to think about anon holy shit you're so smart the anons are oN FIRE TONIGHT i'm losing it oh my god THIS IS ALL SO SMART. fuck

i personally love the idea of both of them thinking they're keeping a secret for daddy. but at the same time daddy using them both to make each other jealous...and the family threesomes...

like holy fuck anon idek what to say ALL OF THE STUFF YOU SAID WAS SO HOT. sam eating out john's cum from deanna's pussy? sucking john off while deanna's hand is on the back of her neck gently guiding her...

also oh my god sorry but john calling deanna mary and them both calling sam deanna is SO INSANE, SO HOT, AND SOOOO MESSY oh my god. sam's baby sister issues must be through the roof with that, simultaneously pleased to be big sister but worrying she's not good enough for daddy as herself. and deanna obviously having similar issues over mary. daddy punishing them by making them edge each other...

[lesetoilesfous]

sensory overload with fenders for the bad things bingo? (specifically fenris, if you’re up for it)

Godddd I had too much fun with this and I very much hope you enjoy it. Also I hate with a burning passion the fact that Hawke can give Fenris back to Danarius. I hate it so, so much.

@badthingshappenbingo

Fandom: Dragon Age 2

Prompt: Sensory Overload

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Sensory Overload, Slavery, Panic Attack, Vomiting

Pairing: Fenders (pre-relationship)

Characters: Evil/Red Marian Hawke, Fenris, Anders, Varric Tethras, Isabela, Danarius

Additional Tags: Hawke tries to give Fenris back and the KWC says no thank you, Angst with a Happy Ending

Word Count: 1,503

“Take him.”

Fenris feels as if he’s been hit in the head with a sledgehammer. “What?”

Danarius smiles: a slow, creeping sort of smile that Fenris has seen him wear a thousand times. “Interesting. I’ll make it worth your while, of course. The power of the Imperium will be at your disposal.”

Feeling dizzy, Fenris stares at Hawke. Her pale features are set and rigid with cold disdain. “Don’t do this, Hawke. I need you.” The words fall out of his mouth like pulled teeth, dragging at his insides with a sharp ache.

Hawke's lips curl back in a sneer. “You’re on your own, Fenris.”

Everything inside of Fenris collapses. It reminds him of something he’d read, recently - a book by a Qunari philosopher about the stars - a woman who hypothesised that sometimes, when a star died, it collapsed into an inverse of itself, dragging everything around it into darkness. Behind him, Danarius’ voice sounds both far, far too close and impossibly far away.

“What shall it be, Fenris? Will you throw your life away?”

Fenris can’t breathe. He feels is if the floor is swaying beneath him, shaking like a ship at sea. He remembers dancing on these floorboards, with Isabela...Fenris looks up, but the gold and brown and cream of the Hanged Man’s interior is a spinning kaleidoscope of colour. His mouth moves, and his tongue feels numb and fuzzy with static. “No, I will go with you.”

One of the guards moves, and the clanking scrape of their armour sounds painfully loud. Fenris sways away from them as they drop a purse heavy with coins into Hawke’s hand. Danarius speaks again, his voice cutting through the fog of sound and colour, weaving through Fenris’ ears like a thread pulled through his brain. “Lovely! Here’s a token of my appreciation, Champion. I’m sure I can arrange to have something more...appropriate sent along soon.”

The wooden floorboards beneath Fenris tilt, and he finds himself stumbling forwards toward his master and the red-headed elvhen woman, Varania, his sister. Fenris stares at his feet, which seem far too far away from him, and tries to remember how to breathe. His face feels hot, and his lungs are aching, desperate for more air. Danarius smiles, and the hairs on the back of Fenris’ arms and neck lift. “Come along, everyone! The boat leaves for Minrathous within the hour.”

The group begins to move, and Fenris feels as if the entire tavern is folding around him like a Rivaini paper flower. His vision tunnels, surrounded by darkness, but everything is still too loud and too bright and too hot and how had he never noticed the smell in here? Every time he breathes he feels as if he’s inhaling a thick stew of sweat and leather and steel polish and sex and alcohol and piss. He gags, falling forward. Behind him, Hawke doesn’t even move. Beside her, Fenris can’t make out Anders, Isabela and Varric in the blur of colour and noise. He still can’t breathe. The past ten years feel unreal, rapidly fading from his memory like a dwindling dream.

“Yeah, that’s not going to happen.”

Varric’s drawl is immediately preceded by the familiar thunking of his crossbow, and Fenris thinks for a moment with relief that the rogue is going to shoot him in the head and end this nightmare before it begins. But the bolt doesn’t hit him, or Danarius, and he turns - slowly, too slowly, as if he’s moving in treacle - to see Hawke’s eyes rolling up into the back of her head as she collapses like a sack of potatoes.

Isabela draws her knives. “Oh, thank the Maker.”

Anders swings his staff from behind his back, twirling it in a wreath of blue fire that leaves burning imprints on Fenris’ irises. “You took the words right out of my mouth.”

Fenris turns back, forcing himself to lift his head despite the ten tonne weight that feels as if it’s resting on him, and sees Danarius’ face twist into a mask of fury. He sees Danarius’ hands claw, and the mercenaries charge, and shades bleed up from between the floorboards of the tavern like oil dragged from the earth. Then everything shatters into a swirling kaleidoscope of shattered stained glass and colour. Fenris can’t think, can’t breathe, can’t see, can’t hear. Everything is too much: too loud, too bright, every movement feels like a needle in his eyes, every sound like a knife stabbed into his ears. His tongue feels heavy and burning with the overload of spice and salt in the air, and his nose is thick and choking on smoke and sulphur. His heart is thudding so hard in his chest, Fenris thinks he must be trembling with it. Blindly, he moves towards what he thinks might be the door, and doesn’t care if someone stabs him in the back for it.

Fenris makes it three feet into the cool Kirkwall night before he crumples to his knees and vomits, retching again and again until his stomach is spasming and his eyes are burning with useless, burning tears as if he’d pressed his face into a chimney full of smoke. Arms shaking, dripping with cold sweat, he kneels on the cold white sandstone of the street, washed silver by the moon, and shudders until the world stops spinning. It stops slowly, the brightness in his eyes turned unnaturally light, every colour too saturated and too vivid, even out here in the dark. The barking of Fereldan mabari, normally a strange kind of comfort, punches his skull every time they break the night, leaving Fenris shuddering with recollections of Hawke and her mabari and every time he’d saved her life, every time she’d saved his. He’d trusted her.

The sea breeze is too salty on Fenris’ tongue, which feels as if it’s been coated with grease and spices. He spits until his mouth is dry and his throat is sore, and doesn’t know how long it takes before he can breathe easily again.

When, at last, the world is no longer a Fade-saturated parody of itself, Fenris realises two things. First: the sounds of combat from inside the tavern have long since faded. Second: he is not alone.

Slowly, he forces himself to look up from the familiar sets of black and brown boots to Anders and Isabela. Isabela looks uncharacteristically sincere, and Anders’ wrinkled features are creased with worry. Twenty feet away, Varric is talking to a small huddle of Carta dwarves next to a cart with Hawke’s unconscious body. Fenris nearly throws up again, and Anders starts forward, totally ignoring the puddle of bile and vomit on the stone in front of him. Fenris flinches back, violently, and Anders freezes.

Finally, Fenris finds his voice. “Danarius?”

Anders’ jaw tenses, and some of the worry clears from his features. “Unconscious, in chains, supervised by Merrill and Aveline. We drugged him with magebane, too.” Anders hesitates, and glances at Isabela before going on. “We thought - we wanted you to have the final say. On what we do with him.”

Fenris nods, and breathes, pushing himself further away from the sick to sit on the stone. He glances towards Varric and the carta. “Hawke?”

Isabela’s lips purse into a thin line. “Varric drugged her. I say we slit her throat. Varric’s keeping her drugged in a safehouse until we come to a group decision.”

Fenris nods again. The breeze pulls across the open stone courtyard, tugging at Anders’ and Isabela’s hair, and cooling the sweat on the back of his neck. He looks at the pirate, and then the mage. Varric is walking over to them, now, too, Bianca loose in his arms. “Why?”

Isabela’s features flicker, briefly. Anders’ expression crumples. “Andraste, Fenris, because we love you.” He says it so easily. As if it’s something they’ve said to each other before. And then he keeps talking, because it’s Anders, and he always has more to say. “Also, I don’t know if you’ve been listening to me at all for the past ten years but, "the right of every man, woman and child to freedom in Thedas" does, in fact, include slaves. I know, I know, a manifesto about freedom being anti-slavery, it’s improbable right? You’d think I was healing all those elvhen slaves over the past decade with my own sweat and blood and tears for some secret evil agenda. But no, it’s actually pretty simple. Slavery’s one of the foulest, most cursed, pus-infected tumorous boils on the Maker’s taint, and so’s anyone who fucking supports it.”

Fenris thinks it’s a strange world, indeed, that he finds himself comforted by the mage’s rambling. Varric steps forward and reaches out, offering a hand. “What Blondie’s trying to say, Fenris, is that we’ve got your back.”

Fenris hesitates, staring at Varric’s hand, his mind full of Hawke’s bright blue eyes and strong jaw. Isabela unfolds her arms from where they’d been tightening across her chest. “No slaves, no masters.”

Fenris takes Varric’s hand.

[kekisu]

goro for the ask game!!

OH MY GODDDD IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

sexuality: aroacespec gay!!!!!!

gender: GOD HIS GENDER im so so passionate about his gender.. hes genderfluid for sure. his gender like. hes sort of like ann where hes apathetic toward gender unless it has to do with who hes attracted to. like hes sort of a girl sort of a guy sort of everything But hes ABSOLUTELY a gay man. does that make sense. he likes to play around with gender presentation a lot and tries to go for a more feminine look or energy most of the time. he uses he/she !

ship: SHUAKE...... i dont think theres literally any other goro ship help Like yeah there are but none of them make sense. shuake real

brotp: anngoro realness

notp: akeharu.. akesumi. akesumi Sucks Ass i Hate it thats his little sister you Useless Horse (<- not saying you suck if you ship them together, this is just my interpretation of their relationship!!!!! i just Personally see them as found family cause i think itd be cool thats it)

hc: he likes to play guitar in his free time.. like acoustic but i think post p5r akira could introduce him to playing electric guitar cause akira thinks hed look hot absolutely shredding it on an electric guitar MGKFMHFKMG he also puts a great deal of effort into his skin care routine and his personal hygiene, partially because it helps him stick to a schedule and not spiral out of control and partially because he uses instagram too much. DFMDKGGHMMHNFNJND AND HE GETS JEALOUS OF AKIRA BECAUSE he doesnt do anything Ever he barely fucking showers and yet his skins perfect and his hair is perfectly soft etc its funny. i like to think he starts putting his hair in a ton of different hairstyles post p5r and gets a few tattoos.. he dabbles in goth stuff <3 i think hed be cute in demonias

opinion: im in love with him

[drunkenvigors]

These are kinda therapeutic for me (I’m going to skip some of them cause there’s a lot though!) sorry if you somehow know me irl and see this

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I would love to be at least 5’6

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) I already have my dream pets and I love them with my entire being

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? No I switch between so many I never look the same lmao

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Don’t make me answer this it’s too hard to think of, nextttt.

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: 8:30pm (my fave time of day), mashed potatoes, and the rest of my brain goes into oblivion idk

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? I care too much or not at all there’s no inbetween beware I could scare u off or piss u off take ur pick

9: Are you ticklish? Everywhere on me is ticklish unfortunately but you can get a free pass to tickle me for 1min if I think you’re cute, otherwise take ya hands off the merchandise stupid bitch.

10: Are you allergic to anything? Being social

11: What’s your sexuality? I am pansexual but due to being bullied about it I tell everyone I’m Bi.

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? This is a choice nobody should have to make.

13: Are you a cat or dog person? I am a regular person that loves them both

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Short enough to pass as an elf so why not 🧝‍♀️

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? David Dobrik, hes entertainment for when I’m eating snacks

16: How tall are you? Mind ya business.. 5feet...

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Tee, that’s what I go by anyways so considered it changed

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? Yes and no.

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? How about neither because they’re big cluster fucks of the unknown and that in itself is terrifying

22: Pet peeves? Letting me get attached and talking to me then leaving me hanging without any fucking explanation like um lmao you suck

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? I’m nocturnal for sure

24: Favorite constellation? Dis pussy

25: Favorite star? Ur moms pussy

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? This sounds sexual

27: Any phobias or fears? Too many dots/holes in the same area, I’ll actually vomit.

28: Do you think global warming is real? OBVIOUSLY

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? Eeeehhhh I guess. I believe in a lot of different theories that I’ve thought of myself, I don’t care what other people think about these things because I’d like to stay true to my own thoughts.

30: Favorite movie? Spirited Away

31: Do you get scared easily? Not really

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? Too much math brb

34: What is a color that calms you? Red yay

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? ... don’t make me say it because I won’t

36: Where were you born? In a Jesus piece praise

37: What is your eye color? Poop

38: Introvert or extrovert? Both depending on the day

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? Yea & if you don’t we probably won’t get along very well

40: Hugs or kisses? I’m definitely a hugger

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? There’s a very kind soul I’m dying to meet

42: Who is someone you love deeply? Tiger (my cat)

43: Any piercings you want? My bridge

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? This is hilarious if you’ve never seen me before

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? No smh are u kidding me that shits for the birds ya’heard weed will kill ya ;’(

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! Godddd fucking DAMN he is so nice to me. Better than the stupid fuck people I tried to take care of around my area. These circumstances really suck.

47: What is a sound you really hate? There’s a couple people in mind that when they talk I would love to just shove a sock down their throat

48: A sound you really love? A skateboard on the pavement

49: Can you do a backflip? Fuk off maybe I’ll try to after doing this post

50: Can you do the splits? Used to

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? Myself when I need to get out of certain situations due to excessive anxiety but not wanting to show my real emotions, you feel?

53: How are you feeling right now? Would be better if I wasn’t here rn

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? Exactly how it is

55: When did you feel happiest? When I get attention from the person I want it from, stupid romantic bullshit that doesn’t even matter

56: Something that calms you down? Probably my sister because we can laugh anything off together and I mean ANYTHING

57: Have any mental disorders? I can’t count them all on one hand

58: What does your URL mean? It’s from a hopsin song and Bioshock infinite. Good luck figuring it out

59: What three words describe you the most? Confusing, loud, quiet, and I’ll add one more, contradiction

60: Do you believe in evolution? Well.. how do you think we’re humans rn, we came from monkeys or whatever

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? If they post stupid ads or things that’ll try to pursue you into doing something

62: What makes you follow a blog? If it fits my aesthetic

63: Favorite kind of person: funny

64: Favorite animal(s): 🐨

66: Favorite emoticon: 🖤

67: Favorite meme: disgusteng

69: What is your star sign? TAURUS BAAAABYYYY 😍

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? No but I can so wassup dâddÿ

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? I have too many to pick

72: Post a selfie or two? How about no because I’m ugly lmao tf

73: Do you have platform shoes? NO I SHOULD GET SOME TBH

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I’ve pissed myself while drunk too many times to count, do as you wish with this information because I find it hilarious & I’m glad I don’t have an alcohol problem anymore lol

75: Can you do a front flip? Actually, yes, yes I can

76: Do you like birds? Don’t hate me for this but no I really don’t

77: Do you like to swim? Yessss

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? Ice skating

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: trump

80: Some thing you wish did exist: a green sky and a purple moon

81: Piercings you have? Lip, nose, ears, nipple (yes only one of them lmao)

82: Something you really enjoy doing: sucking my own dick for attention

83: Favorite person to talk to: myself in the mirror

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? Idk I was so young when I made this blog I can’t recall

85: How many followers do you have? Idk does it even matter

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? I smoke far too many cigarettes for that

87: Do your socks always match? Never

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? No wtf you thought I was fit? Nexxxttt

89: What are your birthstones? Emerald

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Koala

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? Lillies, sunflowers, or buttercup flowers

92: A store you hate? Aerocrombie or however you fuckin spell it

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? 6 or 7

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? Read minds but I would probably end up killing myself knowing all the bad things people think of me

95: Do you like to wear camo? Sometimes

96: Winter or summer? Summer

97: How long can you hold your breath for? 326183621

98: Least favorite person? Andrew lol fuck you.

99: Someone you look up to: my homies that have passed away, I look up to them every day

100: A store you love? I like to order things

101: Favorite type of shoes? VANS

102: Where do you live? Doesn’t matter smh

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Nnnooo

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? Shiet

105: Do you drink milk? Milk drinks me glug glug bitch

106: Do you like bugs? NAH

107: Do you like spiders? NEGATIVE

108: Something you get paranoid about? Crack

109: Can you draw: if I try

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? Mannnnn idk

111: A question you hate being asked? Anything about my dead homies makes me at least a little uncomfortable

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? No

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? Obviously

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? Sunny but not burning hot sunny u feel me

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: who told u this information

THIS IS LONG

120: Fruits or vegetables? Fruit salad perhaps

121: Something you want to do right now: Get tf out of here

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? Sky for sure

123: Sweet or sour foods? I eat sweets to confuse the demons inhabiting this body

124: Bright or dim lights? Dimmadomedim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? Bitch u really thought dragons aren’t real

126: Something you hate about Tumblr: everyone is so sensitive bro then y’all gang up and bully someone for something so small & meaningless as if you have nothing better to do with yourselves

127: Something you love about Tumblr: nobody really knows me here & if you do then hey hi wassup I trust you 🖤

128: What do you think about the least? Sheesh I have adhd next question please

129: What would you want written on your tombstone? She was a bitch but she was a lit bitch

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? Fuck violence

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? My mind

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? Ehhhhh on occasion

133: Computer or TV? Tv

134: Do you like roller coasters? Naaah son

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? No

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? Lobed thank god

137: Do you believe in karma? HAH YES, she been slacking though💀👀

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 3 tbh

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? People used to call me gauges and I am so glad that stage is over

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? Oh, you mean schizophrenia because yes

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? For years, then I dipped out because I know I can’t be cured from mental instability

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Bad bad baaaad yikes

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Giving

144: What makes you angry? When people play with me or attention seeking people, I really hate some of y’all cry baby asses fr

145: How many languages do you speak fluently? one sadly

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? All of the above

147: Are you androgynous? Have you seen me because lmao

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: I can’t even pick one because I genuinely hate myself and how I look

149: Favorite thing about your personality: my what now 💀

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person: Jeremy McKinnon I want to tell him thank you. That’s it I guess

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? Um probably none

152: Do you like BuzzFeed? Oooooofff I used to years ago but shit I’m over it now

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] my what

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? NO I AM NOT THE MOM FRIEND

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? Not unless you’re my actual partner and even then I don’t really like to

156: What embarrasses you? Being outside

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: speaking/existing

158: Biggest lie you have ever told: I love you

159: How many people are you following? Idk prob a lot

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? I’ve had this since I was 12 or something I really don’t know

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? IDFKKK

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? WHAT

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 26.07.17 lb

plain text version here. 

back to the girls kicking asssssssssss. woooooo hooooo! 

i especially love how anika seems to have a lot of pent up rage that she’s expending on these no-names. 🙃🙃🙃

why is poor rudra being the one targeted? shoot shivaay. he’s the annoying one. 🙄🙄🙄

LMFAO WHAT EVEN... I... 😯😯😯😧😧😧

after a long day of work, i just want a little of whatever gulneet are smoking while writing scenes like these. it would really me unwind. 😌😌😌

“humaare achche khaase show ki kya haalat kar rahe ho, gulneet????” 

OMFG I... i really can’t... I JUST HAVE NO WORDS. I JUST DON’T. 🤐🤐🤐

best part of this: kapde are coming righhhhhhhhhhhht off (who knew tearaway salwar kameezes exist, just like tearaway track suits?), and rudra, THE LOVE INTEREST, closes his eyes, but shivaay is just like: 

“khud ki biwi toh kuch dikhaati nahi. i’ll take what i can get, i guess. sorry, baby bro.” 

(om is me. wondering where to find some of gulneet’s maal. puff puff pass, plz.) 

oufff, i just have to fwd. i can not tolerate this garbage. i’m a rabid feminist and all, but this is fucking ridiculous ok? 😑😑😑

never thought i’d relate to pinky these days, but she’s the luckiest one to faint, than have to witness this. 😐😐😐

presenting - the incredible hulk singh oberoi. ain’t no one touching that baby on his watch. HULK SMASH HIM, SHIVAAY! 👿👿👿

baby be like “my tiny dad is angry. must be serious. 😕😕😕” 

oh my goddddddddddd the water was left on! RUDRA YOU FUCKING IDIOT. WHO DOES THAT???????????? 😧😧😧

mom’s hereeeeeeeee. 😊😊😊

bitch, if YOU of all ppl can get attached to the baby this soon, then she’s an infinitely more kind and empathetic human being. 😒😒😒

yep. time to fuck husband up for his awaiiii ki herobaazi. 😂😂😂

lol, he has the same complaints regarding her and her random dispensing of thappads. 🤣🤣🤣

alllllllll the faraqs. 😚😚😚

baby is getting kissed as a proxy. mom and dad very much want to kiss each other instead. 👪🏽👪🏽👪🏽

pffffffffffft. khanna ko finally hosh aaya. i’m not even going to talk about their security nonsense. 😒😒😒

... where is jhanvi supp to be? is this pune? why is she in the oberoi mansion bathroom then? 😐😐😐

daaaaaaaaaamn jhanvi, that highlight game. #glowAlert 😍😍😍

I FUCKING LOVE THIS TRACK OF SVETLANA BEING IN TEAM JHANVI OK. I LOVE SVETLANA. I LOVE HER SO MUCH. 😭😭😭😭

when svetlana inspires more love in me than one of your female leads *clears throat* you knowwwwww you gotta write that one character better. 😐😐😐

ouff, this MAAAAAAAAAAAA (lol @vishwaspur and her nicknames mannnnnnnn. they’re so addictive.) is so dead behind the eyes. i don’t like this actress at allllllllll. 😒😒😒

oufffff, what is this nonsense Bhavya Bhajan???? the most loved bahu here is Anika, and even she isn’t THAAAAAAAAAAT educated, so what even are you talking about, MAAAAAAAAAAA? 😑😑😑

oh thank god, omkara is here to set her straight. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

*crying* OMKIIIIIIIIII. MY OMKIIIIIIIIIII. 😭😭😭😭

... what does he mean DUSRE BAHUON. there’s just one other bahu. awaiiiii writers bhavya ko family mein ghusaane ki koshish. like what do these ppl even know about bhavya???? she’s been assigned to this family on official duty. she could have a boyfriend for all they know!!!!!!!!! matlab, kuch bhiiiiiiiiiiiii? 😒😒😒

also, pretty sure anika hasn’t gone to college. finished high school and that’s it. 😐😐😐

gauri be like “shit. there he goes being perfect again and making me fall in love. i really don’t need this bs right now.” 😫😫😫

... did nakuul get another haircut? and are his highlights gone now???? OMG DARE WE HOPE @theincorrigiblemagpie??? 😩😩😩

husband has all the feelz seeing wife + baby in his bed again. everything is right with the world again. for tonight. 😍😍😍

hee hee hee, omkara ne chori pakadddddddd li. 😆😆😆

oh no. don’t be building up anika - baby relationship like thisssss. this is hard enough as it issss. 😭😭😭

ouff shivaay, could you be more in love with her???????? honestly. might as well just tattoo it on your forehead. 🙄🙄🙄

omki be like “this stubborn idiot. time for me to open a can of truth on him.” 

ooooooooooh bringing back that controversial scene of DBO. 😯😯😯

“KYUNKI TU DUNIYA KA SABSE BADA BEWAKOOF HAI.” 

observation: rudra’s love for anika is the purest and most unconditional. he will pick her even over shivaay when the situation calls for it. but omkara is the one who understands how well she fits into shivaay’s life, and how integral she is to his happiness, and he will always fight for her rightful place by shivaay’s side. his loyalties lie firmly with shivaay, so he won’t pick anika OVER him, but he will always call shivaay out on his BS and make him realise anika’s true worth. 😌😌😌

“baat karne laayak kuch bacha nahi hai ab.”

oh my heart, shivaay’s heartbroken face and omki’s look. *cries for all eternity* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i swear to god, shivaay is the biggest fucking idiot of them all - why isn’t he using his brain to think even onceeee that om was the one who anika offended the MOST that day - and he’s here fighting tooth and nail FOR her and telling shivaay to get her back. NOT EVEN ONCE IS HE QUESTIONING WHY IS OM SUPPORTING ANIKA SO MUCH????? godddddddddd. 😫😫😫😫😣😣😣😣

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS RETURN OF THIS POEM! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omki, you’re so wise and beautiful. i love you so much. you magnificent poetry spouting unicorn. 🦄🦄🦄

oh great. these two are having an angsty fight that i really don’t give a shit about. 🙄🙄🙄

“... lekin aap bhool rahi hai ki aap ek ladki hai...”

*record scratch noise* BITCH WHAT YOU SAY?????????? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???? YO MAN BHAVYA, DO ONE OF YOUR 360 ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AND KICK HIS TEETH IN. 😒😒😒

i really don’t get the TONE of this argument? how can you ANGRILY DEMAND that someone share their problems with you? like... 🤔🤔🤔

this whole argument is just weird. and i feel zero connect to it. like i feel a little bad for rudra, but... 😕😕😕

yo ppl, svetlana/jhanvi is my current hot otp of this show and nothinggggg can make me change my mind ok???? I FUCKING SHIP IT SO MUCH. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

IS JHANVI A FUCKING IDIOT??????????? DESPITE ALL THIS PROOF????????? 😧😧😧

TEAM UP, MY QUEENS???? TEAM THE F UP AND SCREW HIM OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😈😈😈

lol, this is just footage of surbhi playing with the baby. too adorable. 😘😘😘

ouffff whyyyyyyy do these ppl still have this jankyass basket??? 

LMAO OM THINKS THE BABY IS A TINY PHILOSOPHER. I KNW HE’D SPIN IT THAT WAY. I JUST KNEW IT. 😂😂😂😂

lol gauri’s face tho. like “sure bro. sure.”

pffffffffffft, harneet. i see what you did there. 😒😒😒

lmao anika and RiKara’s faces at shivaay’s bs: 

bade bhaiyya callling on bulbul for support. #myBrOTP 😊😊😊

hahaha “woh mujhse attached hai jaise scooter pe stepney”

shivaay muttering “yeh middle class examples, my godddd” lmaooooo 😂😂😂

ouff. these idiots. just let the baby say what she wantssssssssss. a baby’s first word doesn’t have to have a lot of MEANING. 🙄🙄🙄

great. you’ve done it. you’ve made her cry. DANCE NOW. DANCE!!!!!!!!!!

BABY’S PARENTS ARE HEREEEEEEEEEEEE. 😧😧😧

OUFF JHANVI, I HONESTLY DON’T GET WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU. HOW CAN SOMEONE SO SMART BE SO FUCKING STUPID???? COULD YOU QUIT WITH THIS ABLA NAARI CRAP? 😣😣😣

“styling kaisi bhi ho, bharatiya naari rehti bharatiya naari hi hai. especially jab woh patni ho.”

lmfaoooooo, my girl svetlana spitting some omkara-grade truth. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

OH NO. TEJ IS IN ON THIS PLAN. WHYYYYYYYYYYY????????????? FUCKING HELL SVETLANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I AM SO FUCKING SAD AND BETRAYED THAT THEY FUCKED UP THIS TRACK LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I WANTED SVETLANA TO BE ON JHANVI’S SIDE FOR ONCE, AFTER REALISING BOTH OF THEM DESERVE BETTER THAN TEJ’S BS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEE????? GET MY HOPES UP AND THEN DESTROY ME LIKE THIS??????????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

lmao how was that supposed to be any proof, when jhanvi didn’t even hear tej’s side of the conversation??? 🤔🤔🤔

waah. pari is from naam aur khoon waala khaandan. (tell me, have you EVER seen a poor “saxena” in a movie/serial? nope. saxena/oberoi/etc. are just automatically rich ppl names.) 

waaaah, this man is shivaay’s future in 20 years. shivaay looks rightfully alarmed. 😆😆😆

arundati, you’re a little bitch, you know that? who does shit like this???? 😒😒😒

snort, shivaay having to remind rudra that this is a serious moment and he should stfu. 😂😂😂

oh shut up mr. saxena. you’re an asshole. 😠😠😠

“can i have my baby back?” 

nice of her to phrase it so politely, as if she’s asking for a cup of sugar. 😕😕😕

shivaay ko itna sadma anika ke jaane pe bhi nahi hua tha. poor boy. *pats his floofy hair... which [squints] i can’t quite tell if is still coloured or not* 

"ragini? are you fine, BETA?”

ugh samarrrrrrrrrr, why are you so niceeeeeee? stop worming your way into my heartttttttttt. 😥😥😥

“aisa kyaaaaa hai us shivaay mein?”

samar, it’s been over a year, and even WE don’t know the answer yet. if we ever find out, you’ll be the first to know. 😗😗😗

BHAABI. samar was married to chawl girl! 😯😯😯

SAMAR IS BACK TO BEING RATIONAL AND SANE. 

“maine un logon ko dekha hai, aur jitna main samajh paaya hoon, shivaay aur anika achche log hai. don’t mess up their lives, please!” 

samar, dude. you’re tooooooo nice and sane for this show. too pure. too fucking pure. #protectSamar2k17 😪😪😪😪

SAMAR DUDE, GET THIS GIRL SOME DAMN HELPPPPPPP. PLEASE, FOR YOUR SAKE, MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 😥😥😥

awwwww, return of the sahil/anika poemmmmmmmm. 😚😚😚

gauri finally got the name of the drug right! 🤓🤓🤓

could these people stop manhandling this poor babyyyyyy??? one of you hold her, and just everyone can talk to her. ouff. so uncomfortable this looks for the poor child. 😕😕😕

GOD BHAVYA. SHE’S 9 MONTHS OLD. LET HER PICK HER OWN CAREER. 😑😑😑

kunal + baby: MY KYPTONITE. 😣😣😣

lol rudra has the same dialogue for every time a child comes into the house: that he’s happy someone younger than him is here (he said the same when sahil started living here.) 

why he keeps forgetting that he has a younger sister PRINKU, is beyond me. 😕😕😕

awwwwwwwwwwww man. rudra’s cryyyyyying. my heart. 😥😥😥

i knew shivaay wouldn’t say anything. he has to keep his strong waala facade up in public. this stupid emotionally stunted boy of mine. 😔😔😔

SEE, THIS IS THE KINDA BS THAT MAKES ME ANGRY. GAURI SHOULD BE THE ONE EXPLAINING SHIVAAY’S BEHAVIOUR TO BHAVYA. NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. THIS IS SOME REAL FUCKERY, AND I AM NOT BUYING IT FOR ONE HOT SECOND, GULNEET. YOU CAN JUST FUCK OUTTA HERE. 😤😤😤

oh my hearttttttttttttttttttttt. she doesn’t wanna let shivaay goooooooo. 😥😥😥

ugh mannnnnnnnnnnn, i didn’t even want this track, why am i having all the feels for shivaay and this damn baby?!!?! goddamn you nakuul and the cutest baby in the universe ever. damn your amazing faces to heck. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

yeah ok we get it, shivaay was very attached to the baby and he’s ready for fatherhood. SORT OUT HIS ISSUES WITH HIS DAMN WIFE THEN. DON’T YOU DARE BE BRINGING A BABY INTO THE CURRENT HOT MESS THAT IS HIS FUCKED UP PERSONAL LIFE RN. 😠😠😠

finally found her ducky! 😌😌😌

i love how they’re mansplaining the baby to her own mom, based on their experience of 3 days. 3 fucking days. 🙄🙄🙄

ok fwding this nonsense. i just can’t take it anymore. gimme the damn precap. it’s almost 3 am where i am and i need some fucking sleep. 😣😣😣

rudra weeping like a baby while dancing though. ouff. *resignedly hugs him while yawning* 

ooooooooooooh. artist omkara issues. very interestinggggg. i think i might like this track! 😌😌😌