#also that lecture hall happens to be directly below the dean of the business college’s office…

[mykelneedssleep]

As someone who is currently very much in academia and has been for a minute now, this is just academia

This semester I am legitimately taking a class with a tenured professor about medieval literature and every time a phallic symbol pops up in something he has us read for class he will read the section out loud and go “and what [insert whatever author] is talking about here is- everybody say it with me- a penis”

a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense