#also tf is going on with the dashboard

[forthegamesmyguy]

y'all seriously overestimating just how much solavellan will even matter. you know the romance in DAI was a single cutscene right? where he dumps you lol. comparatively the least content by far. and this game isn't about the inquisitor. yes it's about Solas but he may or may not have this relationship with last game's player character so, it isn't going to be given center stage. I get being annoyed with the obnoxious chronically fandom-pilled online teenagers and Disney adults, but they do this bullshit in every single space they take up. just ignore them and the rage inducing algorithms of modern social media

instead of being pissed off that one of only two vital choices is whether the Inquisitor said to redeem or stop Solas, how about be pissed off that that decision presumably is what is going to colour your Inquisitor's personality, which now I am left to assume is one of two (.5 for romanced) people, the "redeem" version being you talk soberly about Solas and say shit like "I feel responsible for him... I wish I could convince him to change his mind... He is a good person doing bad things... So sad..." and the "stop" version being you talk aggressively about Solas and say shit like "I feel slighted by him... I wish I had never allowed him access to such resources... He is a bad person doing bad things... So callous..." Like can we instead please be angry that they don't care about respecting the individuality of our different game experiences? This is not about Solas. And this is not about solavellan. It's about apparently the only thing mattering being a check in the box, when the actual experience of this *role playing game* is not universal. Not every inquisitor is going to feel about or respond to Solas in the same ways, even within the confines of solavellan, even within "stop" or "redeem". Like, I have lavellans that romanced him and would treat him kindly, I have some that would treat him bitterly, some that would treat him angrily, some that forgive and some that are furious. Do I get to experience these different possibilities? Apparently not. And it has nothing to do with solavellan. That being a part of the story is not the reason they've limited the flavours here to either one or the other. We shitting on Solas/solavellan now just bc of the most obnoxious voices you could possibly imagine? Ok cool

[bordonfreeman]

Hello it is one am, the depression and chronic pain has won

[lemonade-sky]

just realized my askbox is gone?????????????

[cherrynflowergarden]

⋆𐙚𖦹 bf matt headcanons

an hiiii sorry for disappearing again😓 let me know if you want a pt 2 or nsfw version

bf!matt who becomes your designated driver. doesn't matter if you can drive and have a car; he will drive you around anywhere and everywhere.

bf!matt who keeps your lip products in his car, almost as if it's your car.

bf!matt who keeps your favourite hello kitty toy on his car dashboard.

bf!matt you lets you tie bows everywhere in his car.

bf!matt who carries you around when you're tired.

bf!matt who grumbles a bit while doing silly tik tok trends but loves it either ways.

bf!matt who loved the kiss trend. (it gave him an opportunity to get unlimited kisses from his favourite person.)

bf!matt who loves to call you his girl.

bf!matt who is not a fan of pda but constantly has a arm around you.

bf!matt who wants you after any minor inconvenience.

"baby please i need you im dying"

"matt my love you just tripped over a rock"

bf!matt who swears he hates to be teased by his brothers and friends about but secretly loves it.

bf!matt who is socially awkward and lets you do the talking.

"excuse me, you got his order wrong!"

"can you let me how much this costs?"

"sorry to say, but matt is quite busy on the 25th. if you want we can reschedule the event. thank you!"

bf!matt who is listener. he listens to all of your endless talks. he can never get bored of your yapping.

bf!matt who has a girls night with you every weekend. he'll spend the entire night talking and bitching about people in the city with you.

bf!matt who loves gossiping. he knows all the tea. he also remembers who did what, who's dating who, who has beef with who, who fucked their bestfriend's ex and when. basically he is very much interested in the drama.

bf!matt who loves to cuddle you. anytime you're lying in his bed, he needs you in his arms. or needs to snuggle in your neck or chest.

bf!matt who gets his best sleep only when he's sleeping on your chest.

"but baby i love my personal pillow, so soft and all mine"

bf!matt who gets your favourite flowers everytime you two go on a date.

bf!matt who's not an aggressive person but will pick up a fight with anyone who makes his girl uncomfortable.

"that guy keeps weirdly staring at you, be right back gonna pluck his eyes out"

"mattew please!"

bf!matt who hates the word 'mattitude' but doesn't mind that coming from you.

"matt please your mattitude is showing"

bf!matt who continuously eats his brothers' ears off talking about you.

bf!matt that brings you up in every possible conversation.

"ohoo yn would like this"

"my girl loves this restaurant, let me get something packed for her"

"yn does that too!"

"dude can you not talk about her?"

"no tf?"

bf!matt who's genuinely surprised and happy everytime you get him something, be it flowers, his favourite drink, handmade cards or gift. he's absolutely starstruck.

bf!matt who's mesmerized seeing you in his clothes. he loves the way his shirt looks on you.

bf!matt who'll sometimes pick your nails or design or nails.

bf!matt who gets matching nails with you.

bf!matt who will make sure to pay for your nails.

bf!matt who lets you colour his tattoos when you're bored.

bf!matt who got a tattoo for you just three months into the relationship.

bf!matt with whom you have a matching tattoo.

bf!matt who knows he'll marry you.

[ravers8fantasy]

🎶Disco kid headcanon's!!🪩

Honestly, one of the realest ones in all the circuits I fear...

ALSO HE IS 20 AND 6'3??? I thought he was 19...

Okay so turns out bro is 20 so I think he joined when he was 18 or 19

Sings proper flipping loudly in the shower, its a good thing he's good at singing

Will listen to anything, he is more of a melody person than a lyrics person

Has a drawer full of listening devices, he has like 5 pairs of headphones and so many speakers

Had a swag era in highschool (is still kinda in his swag era but remix)

Sometimes shows up to W.B.V.A meetings in full on 70s attire for fun. Im talking silk shirt and high waisted l bell bottoms

Usually catches everyone off guard as well since they are used to seeing him in more modern outfits (im basing these hcs around 2009 and perchance 2010s idk they change on my mood)

Can handle spicy food pretty well.... Even though he ate a singular taki one time and perished

I saw in his contender mode intro cutscene that his licence plate is custom made (its DISCO-1) which made me think he decorates his car

Like he has a pair of fuzzy dice hanging off the mirror in the front, has like stickers on the dashboard and has like custom made seats-

Also theres this nice looking house in the background with this music note gate, either he is rich or his parents are rich

Or is that normal for people in America to have a house like that, I live in an old af house in Scotland so I defo wouldnt know💀

His favourite color is blue, or pink, or mabye yellow and orange but then again he is a sucker for kitsch patterns-

He loves colour. Ik his ass would HATE to see maximalist antique homes turned into an all white sleek mininalist abyss

Is a beast at roller skating, has a pair of blue and yellow ones with little stars all over.

Hates roller blading tho he says 3 he cant dance properly in them which makes him sad

His hair is originally brown, saw someone at a party with buzzed bleached hair and thought it was so cool he decided to get the same thing

Does calisthenics, has been asked a bunch of questions by other boxers asking him how tf he does it

HATES furbies, had one when he was younger and he put it in a draw in his bedroom after it didnt shut up.

He woke up in the middle of the night to a voice asking to be fed and started crying, turns out it was the flippin furby inside the draw

Has the most perfect comedic timing ever, there is never a dull moment when your with Disco kid

Suprsingly doesnt mind horror films, his fave genre list would probably go 1.horror/thriller 2.Action 3.drama/romance

He was a tumbler in his high school's cheer team and did ballroom for a bit, has a bunch of trophies from cheer and competitive ballroom dancing

Loves going down to a deli and getting a sandwich, usually gets a new filling combination everytime he goes

Has the most amazing wardrobe out of all the boxers, I like to think he is like the 'lewis hamilton' of the W.B.V.A (in terms of style not boxing bless also YALL LEWIS HAMILTONS FASHION SENSE IS SO😼😼😼)

The type of guy who never shuts up when watching a film, he literally ends up narrating the whole thing

Literally never stops moving, if he is standing on the spot he will be tapping his foot or move his head to whatever beat is playing in his head

Also like as no beef or issues with any of the other boxers, some of them (Aran... Wait and perchance idk Soda and stuff yknow) might insult him and would just dance and say "ok! Thats your opinion, Not mine though I think im fabulous anyway"

Chat im giggling at this gif anyway if you see any mistakes in grammer please embarass me and call me out and I will correct it with the utmost haste😼

OK HOPE YALL ENJOYED GOODNIGHT (or good morning or uh good day or evening depending on where u are)

[lixiesfreckless]

Deep | l. m.

part two: Deeper

➸ synopsis: you should not be here. not in this car, not at this hour, not again,

and especially not with him.

➸ starring: lee minho x female reader(ft. a mention of another skz member)

➸ word count: 1.2k

➸ general content: ex bf!minho, reader knows what a moral compass is and doesn't use it, they're both enablers in the worst way, toxic is the understatement of the century, car sex, angst, minho is a dirty talker lmaooooo

➸ warnings: swearing, cheating, sexual content

➸ rating: 18+ MA

➸ author’s note: I feel like I have to preface this fic by saying that cheating is never okay. in no way am I trying to glamourize it, I just like writing stories about messed up characters sometimes. that being said THIS FIC IS SO MESSED UP IDK HOW I WROTE THIS TWO YEARS AGO WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE like I fr pumped this out in a day and was like "I'm just a girl" yeah one that needs to be put into a straitjacket, tf?

♫ deep- summer walker, 너와- jaymin

The tow truck pulls out of the parking garage, trailing your lifeless hunk of metal behind it as Minho turns to you, hands tucked into his pockets.

“Thanks for…coming out to help me so late,” you mumble, hands busying themselves with your jacket sleeves as your eyes watch the concrete. He hums, not trying to draw out the already tense atmosphere. He knows better.

He knows why you’re so stiff.

You two situate yourselves into his car, and he’s asking something about how long your car will be in the shop, but you barely register it. Three days, you feel yourself say, but you don’t really know.

You don’t really care either.

“Who’s going to drive you to work until then?” He turns in his seat to face you. A small part of you wishes he hadn’t.

“I haven’t thought that far ahead yet.” You force yourself to not meet his piercing gaze, and thankfully he sighs, looking out the windshield.

“I’ll drive you.”

“You don’t have to-”

“It’s already on my way to work, and I already know your schedule,” he states calmly, ignoring the way your eyes flicker to his lips. “It’s nothing, really.”

You know you can’t change his mind, and you also don’t want to, so you press your lips together, not-so-unintentionally wetting them as you did so.

“Thanks.”

“Don’t sweat it.”

There’s a faint hum in the car. Minho hasn’t clicked it into gear yet. There’s a little red symbol blinking on his dashboard and you figure he’s overdue for an oil change. Someone is walking out to a dumpster a ways away from his car, and your ears barely pick up the way the lid slams when the worker carelessly lets it drop. Minho is mindlessly rubbing the leather on the steering wheel. He doesn’t normally do that.

You thought those details would be enough to distract you.

But it’s never enough.

Nothing is ever enough if it’s not Lee Minho.

He lets out a small breath of air, and you can see the frustration in his eyes as he quickly checks the surroundings. The small voice in your head screams at you, because you know you shouldn't be here like this, but he turns back to you and squanders the remaining sanity in your brain as he leans into your face.

And it’s hot and desperate and fast, the way your lips move against each other, the way your hands fist in his hair and grab at his collar, the way one too many curse words slip out of his mouth; but there’s no time to think about that, not when his hands are on you, igniting a fire that you’ve tried to put out time and time again.

And it’s dizzying, the way he tears himself away from you after a few seconds of sinful bliss, because the guilt rocks your entire body like a boat caught in a summer storm, and you’re not used to dealing with the consequences of your actions this soon.

“We can’t,” he pants, “we can’t keep doing this.”

You stare at him, shirt slightly crushed where you had gripped him from earlier and hair an absolute mess, and despite how enticing as he looks you nod, because he’s right.

You can’t.

Unfortunately you’re a pair of liars.

And it’s not even you who pulls the other back in, how ironic.

You take it upon yourself to move into a more comfortable position, one that lands on his lap, and he exercises his restraint for a few moments more before his hands land on your hips, helping you move faster over the gear shift.

Maybe you’re moving too fast but you can’t help it, his hips are positioned under yours just right and it’s not long before you’re grinding down against him. You expect him to hold you off of him and call it quits, not groan into your mouth and hold you closer like he’s doing now, and it takes every fiber in your body not to whimper back into his lips.

Your jacket disappears in the wake of his desperation, and there’s finally more skin-on-skin contact between you two. His fingertips burn with the knowledge that what’s happening is far from right, but the fire building inside you makes it feel like heaven, makes him feel like heaven, and you long for his fingertips to run under your shirt, where they definitely do not belong.

And they do.

So yours work their way to the hem of his jeans, tired of the leather that’s holding them together, and he breaks the kiss, hopefully to tell you to stop.

What he says next, unfortunately, doesn't surprise you.

“We need to stop getting ourselves into this situation.”

You look up from his belt, watching as the shame glosses over his eyes and you nod, feeling a pang of guilt rise in your stomach.

But the need between your thighs temporarily stalls the negative emotion, and before you can apologize for letting the situation escalate this far again, he’s the one undoing his belt.

At least you’re not the only one at fault here.

And the pressure between your thighs is finally satisfied as he lets you ride him, lips sucking on your neck hard enough to make you gasp but not hard enough to leave marks. For obvious reasons.

“Fuck baby,” he halts his trail of neck kisses, “if you were gonna take my cock this well you should have called me earlier.”

You wish hearing him say that didn’t make you feel so good.

He meets you halfway in slow, lazy thrusts, which makes you feel every ridge of him through the latex separating you two, and suddenly you’re crushing the fabric at his shoulders now too. 

“You like that huh?” With the way you clench around him, he doesn’t need verbal confirmation, but he edges it out of you regardless. “You like when I fuck you like that?”

“Yes-”

“Yes what?”

“Y-Yes Minho.”

“That’s my girl.”

Oh, how that couldn’t be farther from the truth.

You whisper something about wanting him to go harder, faster, and he’s compliant, seemingly not in the mood to tease you. Or maybe, judging from the way he was gripping you, he was just close.

The glass is fogging up.

There is a foreseeable end in sight, and you feel relieved, after weeks of not having any sort of real release. To be fair, last time was supposed to be the last time. As well as the time before that.

And the time before that.

But you chase away the guilt creeping up again with your own fingers, rubbing away at your clit with a determination that even Minho doesn’t have chasing his own high.

He knows how badly you need it though, so he slams up into you the same way that made you finish the last time.

Suppose there’s no such thing as a good time when there’s nothing good about what you’re doing.

Which is why although you want to, you shouldn’t complain about a ringtone slicing through the humid atmosphere of the car.

Both of your hips come to a halt, and it takes a moment for your brain to recognize the ringtone to see if the call is urgent.

It is.

And the high that you were close to reaching comes plummeting to the ground as soon as you read the caller ID.

Incoming call… Jeongin <3 

[istherewifiinhell]

okay. heres what were all here for. tell me why the fuck im supposed to suck the dick of these uk comics

[ID: A man holding up an aged looking paper, with a medieval style drawing of a giant metal fire breathing man. He leans forward serious asking his son "... Did it look like this?" END]

marveltf story line, MAN OF IRON, 9-12 in the UK, or.... 33-34 in the us. alright lol do whatever i guess. first published in 1985

new vibe same procedure: Script: Steve Parkouse art: John Ridgeway (9-10) Mike Collins (11-12) Colours: Joise Fermin (9-10) Gina Hart (11-12) Nel Yomtov (US)* Letters: Richard Starkings Editor: Sheila Cranna and these caps are from the UK classics idw book so: Original Series Edits by Shelia Cranna and Ian Rimmer, editorial notes and assistance by James Roberts, Collection Edits by Justin Eisinger and Alonzo Simon, Collection Design by Shawn Lee (<- hey i know his work from turtles!)

*so the uk comics were part in colour and part B&W, to save costs... including the american reissues? printing costs i guess. but when reprinted in collected books, they would get the full colour treatment. whats not clear to me is WHO did those colours, its not listed anywhere i can find. ill simply have to assume its the same artists... and hope im not discrediting anyone....

AND ALSO the last page in this reprint apparently uses the US comic page, and i have a cap of that last page, so. Yomtov's in here too..... tf franchise the way u treat ur sacred texts breaks my turtles fan heart.

and lastly! the keen eyed may notice, we are back to toy accurate art, the character model designs haven't and wont make their way over until much later, I'm told.

well with all that perfectly convoluted business out of the way, lets explore what tfs is like across the pond.

[ID: The same man, Roy, driving as he thinks to himself "What kind of bozo would want to bomb the castle? The Saxon Liberation Front? The mind boggles…" END]

[spluttering laugh] so the humours a little different!

[ID: The boy, Sammy, climbing a tree, hand outstretched reaching for the arrow he lost. Standing, with his in the canopy is Jazz. Sammy yells in fear. END]

OKAY. so the vibes are little different

[ID: Caption Box: And the apparition was fearful, being a Man of Iron of great height and girth, seeming unheedful of quarrel, spear or sword…" The robot from the illustration, clearly transformer, but blockier, more retro scifi, standing in the middle of a medieval battle, men with chain-mail and swords looking at him with trepidation. Caption Box: The Man of Iron forded the stream at Eldric's Cross, making great strides for the abbey… and some brave souls followed, though none dared come too close…" Two of the fighters shown following him, a body shot with an arrow lays at the other side of the river. END]

damn okay. so the vibes are ALOT DIFFERENT

(no 10) sammy dreams

[ID: Sammy stands on a house rooftop, in his PJ's, looking down at the cobble street, where a seeker in alt mode rests. END]

[ID: Dark and moody art, a barely seen figure towers in the shadows over the residential houses. From a higher angle, its shown to be Mirage, he stands taking up the entire street, backlit and casting shadows. END]

WHAT THE FUCK. that is terrifying

(something about beautiful black inked art + toy model makes them so CREATURE)

[ID: Roy speaks to a man in army uniform. Roy: How large? Soldier: Well… ahh…at a rough estimate? About the size of an ocean-going liner. Roy: Whaat? Roy with a hand to his head in dismay: Well, for god's sake what is it? Solider: We don't know. I've called in extra men and we're going to excavate… END]

somethings! buried under the castle... gee well one wonders what it might be

[ID: Close on Jazz's alt mode dashboard, its filled with lights and screen of alien language. Hes saying: But I'm not a stranger, Sammy. Deep down, you know… don't you? You've been wanting an adventure all your life… Besides. I have something to tell you. Sammy looking doubtful. Jazz continues: Something really important. Sammy has a hand on Jazz's open door: Why not just sit for a while in the front seat? Just pretend you're driving… END]

JAZZ THATS KIDNAPPING BUD....

really get a kick outta this note in the printed version

[ID: REMEMBER: NEVER ACCEPT LIFTS FROM STRANGERS! TO BE CONTINUED! END]

(no 11)

[ID: Jazz speaks to Sammy on the road, a blue and white F1 car pulling up. "My name is unpronounceable in your language… so just call me Jazz! And that's Mirage right behind us!" Jazz takes a exit to a low road, a black camper truck driving alongside. "This is where we rendezvous with Trailbreaker. All set Sammy?" All three driving along, Sammy responds "Sure thing Jazz!" END]

[guitar riff] THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. im so glad all my good friends are here.

[ID: An fiery explosion engulfing Trailbreaker with a "Whaamf!". Wheels coming off, glass shattering, the truck top blowing to bits. Trailbreaker veering off road, a trail of fire and parts behind him calls out "Jazz! I'm hit... I'm hit BAD! END]

TRAILBREAKER NOOOO. who could have seen this coming...

[ID: Jazz narrowing swerving a missile. Exploding behind him, and speedlines trail him, and a wreath in flame around him. The colours are almost delicate, and a reflective glow in his paint. END]

wha. this just looks so cool.... what the hell....

[ID: Bluesteak, smiling speaking to comms "Autobot Bluestreak to patrol leader +++ Just brushed something off your tail, Jazz+++ try to be more careful in future, hmmm? Bluestreak out+" END]

being a cunt in the work slack. king

[ID: Jazz in profile, lit under the starry night sky, soft line-less colours defining the planes of his head in blue greys, and pitch black. To Sammy he says "Not really. It's a shuttlecraft… now stand back…" To comms "Autobot Jazz To Autobot leader+++ Approaching shuttle with Surveillance Subject+++ Request permission to board+++" END]

Wuh. Huh. Jazz u look so fucking cool right now?? And handsome.....

okay whats going on back at the castle (no 12)

[ID: The army soldier half sitting on a desk, holding a phone to his ear, the rotary cradle held resting on his leg. He's saying "IT's not just a question of scale, sir. We simply cannot identify it. END]

whys he kinda... apparently this style of uniform is called temperate barrack dress?? that answers none of my questions im just kinda... whyd u draw him like that tho...

[ID: A seeker, drawn in blues, walking between the ruins of the castle. Off panel someone says "It just seemed to appear from nowhere!" END]

bigfooting it up... AT A CASTLE. oh lads. im done for [blah blah he telePORTS and thats skywarps power but hes blue so WHO is it. dont worry abt it man. dont matter. they apparently change in the various times its been coloured, which is objectively funny imho. keep em guessing]

[ID: Moody and still illustrations of a robot identical to the Man of Iron in stasis, plugged into a bed of sorts. The ship around him is dark but for strips of coloured computer like lights in the walls and floor. Caption boxes narrate: Deep beneath the Autobots feet, in a sealed chamber, a special Autobot lay waiting… He was navigator, warrior and guardian of Autobot destiny… In his long, slow, machine world, a million years were as fleeting seconds. Human history had passed over him. Small inter panels. Mid on the Guardian: Locked in his dormant brain was the location of the planet Cybertron. He waited only to be re-activated, re-integrated with his mission… Restored to life. Close on the Guardian: His attendant was no more, the link between them severed. Laying in profile, just barely defined in the pitch black: Alone in the darkness he patiently beamed his signal. The same pattern of impulses… Waiting. END]

What the actual fuck (its even more somberly dramatic than just that)

[ID: Sammy, from a distance, staring at the castle. Caption Box: Autumn came, leaves fell. Sammy was a year older and a year wiser. He never saw Jazz again… Sammy asleep in bed, moonlight pouring through his paneled window. "But on clear, sharp nights, when stars glittered like needles and the night winds rattled his window… Then he slept a fitful, fearful sleep…" Sammy sleeping, with his dreams projected above him. "And the Man of Iron walked once more through his dreams." The End]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

um well. okay! thats. fucking crazy. and this is the only tf comic this dude ever did. okay... can u tell he was from the dr who comics...... it ALSO means this doesnt actually speak at all for what the rest of tfuk will be like. which is damn funny. LIKE WOW! THAT WAS CRAZY. anyways.

[haitianempress]

Hey everyone block this racist fuckhead from y'all dashboards and timelines 😌

How is it that a ROMANCE GAME that caters to all races can't have MC's of color? But your mad about black people in Bridgerton and comparing it to women's rights?? Why are you looking for historical accuracy in a show that warns you dumbass racist viewers that it's FICTIONAL!!

Also btw black women in Bridgerton don't have women's rights either but I see your only mad about the black part 🥴. So in your words why TF should a show and BOOK that is fictional and set in an alternate universe be your source of representation for women's rights?

Girl go watch any of these movies for women's rights and leave poc gamers alone!

[dnihallofshame]

Submission to the DNI Hall of Shame:

This is way too complicated. First they link a massive list of things, then give exceptions to that massive list. Idk how anyone supposed to keep track of this, or be confident they're not on the list without reading it a bunch of times. Who tf has the time for that? I'm anxious wondering if I missed a bullet No really. Imagine scrolling through this and reading all of this on a phone. Imagine. Because you need to do that, just to like a post from this person or send them an ask How has this been normalized!? Who's gonna go that far out of their way just to perform basic interaction functions for a blog!? Most people just clickity click on shiny things from their dashboard. The fact being 'anti harassment' is included too, in a list that claims to be common sense, shows I can't trust ANYTHING else here. In what world is being against harassment bad. Most people aren't even going to have a stance on half the other things. If you're not a lesbian or adjacent to lesbian circles you're not gonna know why bi lesbians may or may not be a 'bad' thing. 'Anti self diagnosis' might sound bad to someone who is clueless about what online self-diagnosis spaces look like, but it makes a lot of sense once you do a bit of digging and realize those people are harming themselves more than helping, there's a big difference between 'i suspect i might have this' and people running around saying 'i have eds, did, osdd, mad, social anxiety, gad, autism, asperger's, mcas, and also rabies'. Etc Then there's how shipping certain things is lumped into 'pro ship' when that couldn't be further from the truth. Pro ship is just being in favor of 'ship and let ship', letting people ship whatever fictional ships they want to ship (pro means in favor of, not problematic). There's no requirement for what I personally like to ship for me to be pro ship, just that I don't vilify and harass people or try to burn books I felt a bit bad for them because they seemed really naive about how effective dnis actually are, and clueless about how they come across by having one, but this is fuckin insane. If they're this anal about who is clicking buttons on their content, or lurking on their content, or sending them messages, and can't just block people as they come, they shouldn't be on the public internet. Just go live in a plastic bubble.

[dsm--v]

come on go ahead guys

[bougiebutchbitch]

Not an ask, but I just wanted to say that I really love the way you draw characters – it makes it so easy to develop a soft spot for them and their dynamics and explore them further. I was looking for a show to watch the other day and saw your Megastar art on my dashboard and found myself thinking about it a lot, so I started watching G1 (I’d never watched any Transformers series or films before (I know, I’m so late to the party)) and now I’m hooked on the whole concept and the characters and Megastar in general gives me huge Edizzy vibes (I just can’t say no to a toxic and codependent relationship between a commander and his second-in-command on-screen lol). So thanks for luring me into the Transformers fandom by your art!

SCREAMSSSSSSSSSS

RACK 'EM UP TF HOMIES

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE

(In all seriousness - thank you! For peak disturbing Megastar vibes, I heartily reccommend Transformers Prime! It's a lot darker and edgier than G1, but is also pretty damn well-written plot wise. In addition to being a genuinely good show, it depicts Megastar as an all-out abusive relationship, where Starscream is still a Very Awful Person who regularly attempts to kill Megatron, take over the Decepticons, and become supreme dictator of the galaxy, but Megatron 'keeps him in line' by emotionally and physically destroying him on the regular.

Despite this, they end that particular series on... surprisingly good terms. Starscream genuinely shows concern and care for Megatron's wellbeing, and to some degree, vice versa. Then there's a sequel film that We Don't Talk About.

Their relationship in that series is immensely fucked up, to a degree beyond most other series (except perhaps what was touched on in IDW). It's... arguably very badly written, as a depiction of abuse, yet somehow also horrifically realistic in terms of two awful people making each other worse.

Whether purposefully or otherwise, this series captures the hopeless sense of watching someone make the worst possible decisions, manage to escape a terrible situation, then go back again, determined things will be different this time. Even though we all know they won't be, in the long run, despite the brief honeymoon period.

It genuinely disturbed me to watch on a personal and relatable lesson. And I've been rewatching it on-and-off over the years ever since, lol.)

Anyway, I'm so glad you're enjoying G1! It's incredibly fun, and one of those shows that's So Bad It's Good. I adore it. And you're right - the Megastar in that series is soooooo Edizzy mutual codependance-coded..... Delicious!

[icedteaandoldlace]

Went to Tumblr (on my computer) for the sole purpose of going to my drafts to edit a post sitting in there. I arrived at my dashboard, saw a post, scrolled a little while to read the whole thing, remembered what I came here for, and then. Went to the address bar. Typed in "dr". Looked for the url that would take me directly to my drafts. And clicked on it. I did NOT take the dash > account > icedteaandoldlace > drafts route, because that's too damn many clicks to get somewhere I already have a shortcut for. I am now puzzling over why tf I went to my dashboard first just to end up entering my drafts through the address bar. I'm also puzzling over why tf the desktop layout sucks so much now when you used to be able to access your drafts with one click.

[tgmsunmontue]

WIP Title Game

tagged by: @caystar13star

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Thanks for the tag!

I am giving you all my TGM WIPS, and then three other WIPs (last on the list) because this might make people feel better about their lists... (no one usually sees what I name my files, and hence they're a bit obscure). Also under a read more because I just... couldn't do that to people's dashboards.

TGM StS

TGM WIP B SoS NB BB with HD

TGM snippets

TGM Elves and Orcs

TGM and TF Crossover

TGM matching IceMav by BB and JS

TGM Timeslip Contemplating if it's worth the fight

TGM CycMav

TGM Academia AU

TGM Soulmates first words

TGM Barista Jake

TGM Glamping and actual rooster Rooster

TGM USN is evil and has bebbies

TGM tattoo AU

TGM sing a long

TGM Roosters Beer

TGM Po5 AU

TGM PracMag AU

TGM Coffeeshop AU

TGM Meet Ugly Take2

TGM Bingo Florist Modern Day AU

TW LitObliv idea

The Laws of Thermodynamics

Fine fine sunshiny day

Some of the TGM fics correspond to WIPs in my pinned post, however some of them do not (because I haven't even put down thoughts).

Not tagging anyone, but feel free to judge. There are about another 40 WIPs which I haven't touched in over 2-3 years which will never see the light of day.

For those interested and don't want to both figuring out which one might be for which one, here you go:

TGM StS = Season to Taste

TGM WIP B SoS NB BB with HD = Saga of Solitude

TGM snippets = collection of thoughts = (B) + (F) + (L) + (N) + (O)

TGM Elves and Orcs = Upon which our souls touch (A)

TGM and TF Crossover = Caring, Keeping and Collecting Transformers - A Guide (K)

TGM matching IceMav by BB and JS = From the Top (H)

TGM Timeslip Contemplating if it's worth the fight = To Wake, Perchance to dream (C)

TGM CycMav = (E)

TGM Academia AU = (I)

TGM Soulmates first words = (Q)

TGM Barista Jake = (J)

TGM Glamping and actual rooster Rooster = (P)

TGM USN is evil and has bebbies = (D)

TGM tattoo AU

TGM sing a long

TGM Roosters Beer

TGM Po5 AU = (G)

TGM PracMag AU = (M)

TGM Coffeeshop AU

TGM Meet Ugly Take2

TGM Bingo Florist Modern Day AU = (R)

[nevermore-grimes]

The Elemental Rhythm Tumblr Dashboard Simulator!!! 🎵

I was going to make a part two for my last tumblr dashboard simulator, but then I was like, “Lemme make one for my paracosm’s band AU!” and now here we are.

Also a quick note: The urls and pfps are the same as they are the first part for the sake of ease.

TW: Crude humor

🎤 the-elemental-rhythm ☑️ Follow

Catch our latest single, a cover of Vana’s BEG!, coming to anywhere you stream your music!

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

I have so many questions. First of all, who tf owns this account? 🤨

💄 hopeless-hottie Follow

Uhhh… We all do? Do you not have access to it?

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

No??? Wtf???

💰 i-am-iron-man Follow

Yeah, well, your PR team strongly advised against it, so no Elemental Rhythm tumblr for you, Red.

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

Damn…

🪞 mirror-mirror Follow

Dude, you’re asking all the wrong questions. I just wanna know who bought the verified checkmark.

💧 sweetest-otaku Follow

I did! I wanted us to look official. ☺️

🪞 mirror-mirror Follow

Well, now we look like desperate sellouts.

💧 sweetest-otaku Follow

Oh.

#I thought it was cute at the time #Sorry

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🎤 the-elemental-rhythm ☑️ Follow

Check out our full discography, now compiled together on Spotify! It'll be coming to other streaming services soon!

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

I'm fully convinced my sister's making most of the posts on this account. 🤣

💧 sweetest-otaku Follow

Did I make it that obvious? 😅

#Whoopsies! #I guess I do make them all sound super cheery #but that's just because I love us! #Hehehe!

(1,898 notes)

❤️ a-random-fan Follow

Ahhh! The Elemental Rhythm made the perfect choice for their lead singer! I just love how Nevermore always puts her whole Embussy into every song.

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

...My what?

#Also #You know the others sing too right? #Like I'm not THE lead singer #I'm one of four #Also please never mix my former hero name with the word 'pussy' ever again

(213 notes)

🪞 mirror-mirror Follow

Yo, i-am-iron-man. Dude. When's our next tour?

💰 i-am-iron-man Follow

First of all, I'm your manager. Don't call me dude.

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

What do you want us to call you then, dude?

💄 hopeless-hottie Follow

I vote we start calling him daddy~ 😏

💧 sweetest-otaku Follow

...I'm not doing that. 😳

🪞 mirror-mirror Follow

I miss when this thread was about our tour dates.

#Can we go back to that? #Please? #For my mental health

(429 notes)

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

A member of my PR team just called me, sobbing and begging me to shut the fuck up- 💀

#Like damn #I'm not gonna #but damn

(236 notes)

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

They don’t. They fuckin’ love it! Never miss a show. Front row, in fact.

And neither should you! I'll send you a ticket to our next show so you can see us perform Kiss Me You Animal by Burn the Ballroom live. I think you’ll enjoy it. 😌

#I don’t know about flailing #but there will be much moaning #See ya there anon!

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💰 i-am-iron-man Follow

I need to have a discussion with my band in regards to their social media usage. Clearly, PR isn't doing their job very well.

💄 hopeless-hottie Follow

Does this mean I can't promise to flash my tits if we hit a million streams on our latest single?

💰 i-am-iron-man Follow

WHAT??? DON'T DO THAT!!!

🪞 mirror-mirror Follow

"You ladies"? 🤨📸

💰 i-am-iron-man Follow

Oh, come on. Don't twist this around. You know what I meant.

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

Me watching everyone in the notes flame Tony for accidentally sounding sexist:

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

Also, to the person who said "You'd know a thing or two about heart problems" in response to his tags, you may be going to hell, but you have my utmost respect. 😭

#Also I laughed so hard I started choking #and one of my boyfriends had to do the heimlich on me #So thanks for the failed assassination #I'll still be seeing you in hell #just not yet #lmaooo

(13,840 notes)

🎩 petition-to-kill-the-fedora Follow

The petition to get Nevermore to stop wearing fedoras is currently at 1,257 signatures. Let's keep it going!

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

First of all, it's one fedora. ONE. Second of all... Y'all hate it that much?

#This ain't a democracy #No amount of signatures is gonna get me to trash my hat #but damn...

(258 notes)

💧 sweetest-otaku Follow

not-ember-blade mirror-mirror hopeless-hottie Do you guys watch our fan edits, too? I think I fell down a hole. Chase said I was watching them for three hours straight but it only felt like two minutes. 😅

🪞 mirror-mirror Follow

The first and only one I saw of myself was a thirst edit. Never again.

💄 hopeless-hottie Follow

Speak for yourself! I watch fanmade thirst edits of myself every morning!!! They're like affirmations, but in video form while that one mashup of Pony by Ginuwine and Bloodline by Ariana Grande is playing.

🔥 not-ember-blade Follow

I'm with Gif on this one. I watch thirst edits of myself at least once a day. My favorites are the ones to random German songs.

💧 sweetest-otaku Follow

I mean, I was talking about the cute edits where we're all dancing... or holding hands... or singing... or other cute and non-sexual stuff, but good for you...

#Now let's stop talking about this #You two worry me

[emiplayzmc]

Yknow what Frick it, dashboard simulator for if my addis were on irl tumblr because yes ^-^ Might make more later idk lol

🔥 firefashionista12 Follow

Messed up that the most convenient way to order stuff is online now. What you MEAN it's more inconvenient to go to the store and shop for an hour rather than clicking a few buttons and getting it delivered. I DO NOT TRUST THE ONLINE DELIVERY PEOPLE TO NOT DELIVER A WRONG SIZE OR MOLDY FOOD. In person shopping is superior and you can't tell me otherwise

⬜️ kissingcarsin1997 Follow

pizza after a shitty work day on a Monday and a weekend spent doing CHORES instead of FUN STUFF and getting a RENT BILL taped to your DOOR.

🔥firefashionista12 Follow

There is one thing that's better when delivered online. Also, are you okay

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♣️🃏gamble-chip-addison-1964 Follow

Goncharov is a real movie send post.

Am I doing this right? I was told to post this.

💖 click-for-free-scringly-blorbos Follow

Who gave you permission to have Tumblr and talk about stuff like this

🐠 itsraininmahimahishallelujah Follow

I did :DD

💖 click-for-free-scringly-blorbos Follow

Why. He's following me now. I don't want him to see my posts :(

♣️🃏gamble-chip-addison-1964 Follow

Clickbait what is a scringly blorbo and why are you giving them away??

🐠 itsraininmahimahishallelujah Follow

It's okay peepaw take your time you'll understand our language soon 🥰🥰.

♣️🃏gamble-chip-addison-1964 Follow

Do I want to??

🐠 itsraininmahimahishallelujah Follow

No 🫶🫶

132 notes

🪷 jewells-spools-and-ools Follow

It is a crime that we can't have beavers as pets. Why did we not domesticate the river puppies.

🪷 jewells-spools-and-ools Follow

Wrong acc but I stand by what I said.

⚡️broadcast-official Follow

First off, river dogs are otters. Second, tf do you mean, nobody wants a beaver building a dam in their hallway at 3 am to trip over in the morning on the way to work. Nor do they want an otter

🪷 jewells-spools-and-ools Follow

Have you never known whimsy and fantasies a day in your life or did getting a sharp spotlight shined in your face every day dry that out of you.

🐠 itsraininmahimahishallelujah Follow

GET HIS ASS

🎥 recordinggold Follow

For the record OP is right, and might I also add platypi to the list of river puppies.

⚡️broadcast-official Follow

THEY'RE POISONOUS?? THAT'S NOT A PUPPY.

🐠 itsraininmahimahishallelujah Follow

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THEY'RE POISONOUS. IT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WITH THOSE THINGS

🪷 jewells-spools-and-ools Follow

Yeah no I wouldn't cuddle a platypus.

🎥 recordinggold Follow

That's your loss lmao, I'm gonna pet one and damn the consequences, they're huggable.

🦫 two-beavers-away-from-you Follow

Beavers are fluffier. Checkmate.

⚡️ broadcast-official Follow

Get off your alt and say it like a man, Target. Commit to your obsession.

987 notes

🔥 firefashionista12 Follow

AMA about anything and I'll answer it in the first incorrect way I can think of

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

💖 click-for-free-scringly-blorbos Follow

What happened to the 11 other firefashionistas before you?

🔥 firefashionista12 Follow

They combined all their energies and created me :)

🪻wisteriainthesunshine Follow

Magic of friendship type actions, good for firefashionistas 0-through-11 💜

🔥 firefashionista12 Follow

Post broke containment get out of my Heavensent Minecrap server

🪻wisteriainthesunshine Follow

It's 42 notes and I follow @click-for-free-scringly-blorbos, how did it break containment 😔

🔥 firefashionista12 Follow

Broke containment the moment you showed up. Get out

💖 click-for-free-scringly-blorbos Follow

It's a public website 😭

🔥 firefashionista12 Follow

(Not you Clickbait you're fine 😇😇)

🦾🥄 daydreaming-eclair Follow

BLOCK BUTTONS EXIST

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🔶️ service-sirius-official Follow

Who sent me anon hate that was just the 'I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream' AM quote like five times in a row??

🦊 vicelikemetalfoodgrabberthings Follow

I did 🥰🥰

🐬 cybercitysnumber1poppupfan Follow

Please, Vice, you are on thin ice you cannot keep doing this.

🦊 vicelikemetalfoodgrabberthings Follow

Not now pookie 😘

💖 click-for-free-scringly-blorbos Follow

Not-so-anon hate and flirting with coworkers on the tumble network, why do we even follow each other again?

🔶️ service-sirius-official Follow

Digital footprint so I can monitor your activities.

🦊 vicelikemetalfoodgrabberthings Follow

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE."

-someone who I relate to about you 🫶🫶

🔶️ service-sirius-official Follow

I can fire you at any point in time, you know that, right? I cut you so much slack.

🐬 cybercitysnumber1poppupfan Follow

Ignore her, she's just trolling.

🦊 vicelikemetalfoodgrabberthings Follow

No I'm not 💖💖

💖 click-for-free-scringly-blorbos Follow

Please, at least disable rb's on your posts, Service, I beg

[finelinens1994]

why tf you putting wincest on my dashboard in 2023….weirdo

i don't have a desire to respond to this in an abrasive way despite the aggression i feel from you, so i'm going to respond as genuinely as i can. wincest is a make-believe interpretation of a story about make-believe characters. as tumblr's favorite poet, richard siken, once said:

i enjoy fiction. incest is a very common theme in fiction, and has been for as long as fiction has existed. therefore, i am capable of enjoying incest in fiction. it is a great vehicle for storytelling, and in supernatural it's deliberately hinted at and poked-fun at in a way which adds more unsettling and emotionally compelling layers to the characters and their dynamics with each other. fiction is a medium through which we can only hope to capture a glimpse of humanity, and that includes the uncomfortable and disquieting and forbidden and grotesque.

personally, i’m not going to call people "weirdos" or belittle them in any other way for their fictional interests because i am a decently well-adjusted adult and i know how to mind my business. i also know how to avoid things i don’t want to see online, and it's actually pretty easy to do so. the rest of my followers who have seen me posting about the incest themes in supernatural have either simply kept scrolling, or sent me asks to continue the discussion in a thoughtful manner. hopefully you've helped yourself out by muting my supernatural tag or simply unfollowing me, whichever suits you.

i hope that in the future you're more willing to approach strangers with kindness rather than disgust. have a nice day!