#also tf babying vertin again

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Merui is one of my heroes 🫡

EDIT: I just realized Tooth Fairy is braiding Vertin's hair! I bet she did Madam Z's hair too. AU GH they're so cute

[the-blossica-fan]

Greetings!

Actors Au - the sliver haired trio, Vertin, Mercuria, Vert pulling pranks on other cast members. Who else would prank everyone else?

I can see Vertin and Vert coming up with funny shit and Mercuria just gets roped in.

Usually victims? - Windsong, Sonetto and Matilda. The only ones not a victims of at least one is TF, Kakania and Isolde (maybe the Hoffmans as well?) (Marcus as sell gets added because she baby and they feel bad attempting to prank her.

Them collectively giving Schnieder the pineapple pizza with the most deadpan stare until she starts counting and they start running.

Windsong is a common victim to their pranks on set but so knock it off when Vila tells them too.

Matilda receiving giant duck and baguette plushies in front of her trailer (she does love them regardless)

Druvis getting hit with the Onceler song and on one occassion Vertin and Vert rocking up to her in Lorax costumes.

Up to you any other pranks they may do!

Hello comrade!!

Oh Lord, the little pranksters...

Mercuria is one of the big ones who makes the Matilda pranks, she might even do them by herself. But on everyone else, she gets dragged along.

Vert plays a bunch of jokes on Lilya since she's allowed to drink alcohol in set. She grabs her bottle of vodka and pours in Vinegar before putting it back, recording every moment of it.

"ДЕРЬМО, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" You can hear the pain in her voice as she spits out the whole gulp she just took, coughing and gagging while Vert laughs maniacally in the background.

Zima also gets them pranks, sadly. He finds one of the pages of his story to be just printings of the same word all over again, "GET STICK BUGGED IDIOT" and a drawing of a stick bug. He has found them in pages of the works he's about to put together multiple times, he's slowly becoming paranoid.

Is there truly a stick bug around?

The prank on Marcus could have been simple, they made the classic prank about the water bucket on the door, they were laughing until they saw soaked Marcus' pitiful eyes about to sob and they felt so bad they just stopped laughing and helped her dry.

Poor girl was so pathetic they had to stop and get her some blankets and candy. Due to that, they also stopped playing pranks on Greta.

Greta's pranks would be switching the sugar in her coffee for salt and watching her spit it out and feel so weirded out of confusing salt and sugar.

Adler's not escaping the pranks I'm sorry. They're simple but effective. He has incredible muscle memory so by just moving his cup of coffee two centimeters to the left while he's working had him bumping against it and the panic on his face as he freezes is majestic.

Jessica used to get the short end of the stick with the pranks as she's very innocent, they would switch her lettuce for leaves and she would be pretty confused eating that, or they would tell her something completely wrong and watch her spread it around.

They stopped once Blonney started chasing them with a chainsaw, she swears it's a prop but my Lord when you see a girl chasing after you at full speed with a chainsaw, you get traumas.

Madam Z also gets some pranks here and there. They keep stealing her candies and watch her walk around looking for them for 30 minutes before placing them back in their place. Or doodle a 🖕 on the bottom of her cup so everytime she takes a sip she flips off someone and has to watch their offended reaction.

Kaalaa Baunaa's telescope keeps getting obstructed by paper and she's one second away from committing hate crimes against humanity. She just wants to watch the stars and she sees a "Ma laif w/ot u" white text on a black paper. She's mad.

Diggers pranks consist of them grabbing his cigarettes, wetting them and putting them back, he doesn't understand why they no longer work.

I got this idea for Matilda that they just placed a fake fish covered in chocolate outside of her door, knocked on said door and then when she opened it and looked at the fish there's an audio that does "Le fishe au Chocolat"

Mesmer Jr prank, replace coffee with Monster and watch the disaster.

Arcana's prank consists of the entire crew having to ask for pink clothes, switch her entire wardrobe to hello kitty and pink clothes and watch her angrily make her way towards them while dressed in a Hello Kitty shirt and pink shorts.

Then there's Theophil whose pranks are made by Trista, the epic addition to the prankster trio, who makes mustaches on his every painting until he notices.

The reason why they don't make pranks on Isolde (and by addition, Klara) is because they once did, they grabbed isolde's Kakania plushie, placed it on top of the door so when Isolde walked in it would drop into a bucket of colored water (it wouldn't damage and if it did they would buy her a new one) but instead of panicking or being worried, Isolde stood there motionlessly for an hour before sobbing

She spent the entire day like this → 😞

The girls were not only weirded out but strangely guilty.