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nintendont2502 · 8 months ago

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do u reckon dave can at least float?

honestly i dont think he can - he tries! he definitely does! but its like when you try to get a little kid to float on their back and they just *cant* keep their legs up, so they just end up getting dragged underwater unless you're actively holding them up and then he gets all embarrassed and pretends hes doing it on purpose because who needs this lame ass baby skill anyway fuck all of you

#source: i was one of those kids #also smth smth associated classical element is fire idk man i just think its funny #that boy Cannot Swim #me.txt #on the total opposite end i think john can definitely swim #his dad definitely put him in lessons #jade im not sure on. probably not pregame?#but shed probably pick it up quickly #rose also cant swim but unlike dave she doesnt make a big deal about it #she just claims she prefers staying to the side #and her aura is so intimidating that no one tries to splash her #(they all soak dave whenever he tries to sit out)#(or just pull him in)

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