Modern au Siri has a scrapbook/pretty notebook she uses for everything and it often gets stolen by her friends
Cute lil doodle!! I teeeeeechnically did have @spacenintendogs dragons off the coast au in mind while drawing this lmao but it could be for any modern au <333
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Incorrect quotes/edited posts I've seen in a pm seymore video.
But not as the arcana characters but as Arcadia fallen characters.
I know the player character has a name but I refuse to refer to them as anything other than player character. I also threw in my oc once in a while because why not.
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Player character: pins an image of a galaxy on the notice board saying 'all my best fights happen here' as a joke*
Ann's writing underneath it: that isn't even our galaxy. Who, let alone how are you fight out there?
Michael's handwriting underneth: wouldn't you like to know?
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My oc Hunter specifically @ Elizabeth in a joking tone: 'show your awnser' and 'explain how you got your awnser' and any other similar thing are the worst! Dont make me explain myself! I dont know! You taught me how to do this, you should already know.
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Mime: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
Vil the character I made purely to be a jerk: I would. Pussy
Michael: I'm not going to sink to their level
Vil: I will. Coward
Victoria: I'm the bigger person
Vil: I'm 150cm tall. Give me the knife.
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Ann: please retire the 'we are made from stardust' phrase. I'm so tired of it.
Michael: stars are made of flesh
Ann: I've changed my mind go back to the orignal phrase
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Player character: just learned about history. Appalled.
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Player character: TONIGHT WE DRINK FROM THE POND!
Victoria: NO THE FUCK WE DON'T!
Mime:already drinking the pond water* wait we're not drinking from the pond?
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Some villager: I want to decompose in a bog
Quinn: well you clearly dont know the first thing about bogs.
Player character: being in the bog is like the opposite of decomposition. Get pickled idiot.
Michael: 'Get pickled idiot?' You know I might actually try and remember that one
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My oc Kyle trying to be a bard; I once bought four sausage rolls, but little did the chasher realize I actually had five in my bag. The universe of course tried to fix this imbalance by causing a tear in my bag causing me to drop a sausage roll, but not so easily defeated I eat it anyway. The universe's counterplay? I got food poisoning. Total equilibrium.
The sparrow who just wanted to sing about the sparrows in:
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Michael: is it route or route?
Mime: is it caramel or caramel?
Player character: is it either or either?
Ann: is it read or read?
Victoria: I hate all of you right now
Kaidan: your language is weird
Michael: you don't seem content with this content
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Ann: how smart are you?
Player character: I mean I'm an alchemist appreciate so- *about to say pretty smart but gets interrupted*
Ann: I'll go ask Quinn
Player character internally:
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Player character: 'apprentice acts like it's a job' was a sentence I did not expect to find looking up reviews for the shop.
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Player character: every word that starts with n should have a silent g infront of it. Gnorway, gnuclear, gnervous system and most importantly gnipples
Michael: at some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts starting with n should have a silent k infront. Particularly the word neck. So I disagree with gnipples whole heartedly and think it should be knipples
Player character: how about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it's gnowledge and gneecaps. But also knome and knosticism
Ann: the problem with that is that it doesn't account for the orignal dilemma which is gnipples vs knipples. I for one think it should be pnipples like pneumonia
Michael: okay but what about mnipples like 'mnemonic'
Mime: this is the kind of discourse I enjoy watching from this group
Michael: female presenting gkpmnipples
Victoria: what the fuck are you guys doing, trying to invent neo-french?
Player character: dont you mean, gkpmneo-french?
Victoria: no, I don't.
~~~ the only modern day ones because it was too funny to me not to add~~
Player character: imagine if all the talking mirror tropes came from someone seeing a time traveler talking to their smart phone?
Michael: siri, siri in my phone, how the fuck do I get home?
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Player character: I can't find my headphones and target is closed, this is a nightmare
Mime: just put an ant in each ear and they will sing to you
Player character: not a half bad idea actually
Michael: I read that wrong and thought you were still in the target after closing time and your biggest concern was lack of music instead of the creature
Player character: t-the creature?!
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Ann: let's face it even when the video game says press any button to start you still push the start button
Kaidan: I once knew someone who would push the z button and they still scare me
Player character: I press the X button
Michael: I once pushed the power button
Ann:... do I even need to ask why
Michael: It is one of the many buttons is it not?
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100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111
Thank you!!!🖤🖤🖤
100 how are you feeling
Not amazing but I know I’ll feel better soon cause it’s environmental factors and I’m nearly allowed to go home where I’m going to bake cookies and watch barbie movies and hold my cats and it’ll be wonderful
101 do you type fast
On my phone yes very fast but also very inefficiently I need to retype things a lot, on computers I’m pretty average, probably below average if it’s an unfamiliar computer cause I sort of touch type
102 Do you regret anything from your past
There was a girl who had a crush on me in highschool and flirted constantly and I regret that I never noticed because I was half in love with her and who knows what could have happened
103 can you spell well
Not at all I’m the worst speller, my trick is to say the word to Siri and then copy paste it into my typing, in handwriting it doesn’t matter cause I’m too messy for you to tell how anything is spelt (I’m better at witchy type spells)
104 do you miss anyone from your past
I wish I’d kept in better touch with people when I moved schools and when I dropped out, I was never super close with anyone but it would be nice if I was still in contact
105 ever been to a bonfire party
Kinda, I’ve been to parties with fire pits but it was more backyard party that happened to have fire there, as I understand bonfires usually have like fireworks and stuff??? I’ve never had that
106 ever broken someone’s heart
Probably, so far I’ve been the dumper, one ex was the guy I dumped when I came out and he was depressed but eventually really chill about it, I didn’t keep in contact with my other ex so I have no idea how she’s doing
107 ever been on a horse
Yes!! I lived on a farm when I was a kid so I rode this horse we had called pumpkin, I was more being led around like when kids ride ponies at the markets but it was a gigantic work horse instead, I’d love to ride again and my mothers boyfriend offered to take me but he’s a man so we’ll see how reliable that offer is
108 what should you be doing
I’m doing exactly what I should be, I’m running errands and being super responsible, I just dealt with my disability provider and I’m doing groceries right now (that’s what I meant by environmental factors making me feel not great)
109 is something irritating you right now?
I’m just getting over a flu and I’m better but my throat is still raw and I’m still sniffly which is very irritating
110 have you ever liked someone so much it hurt
Not that I was aware of, looking back I had some really really strong crushes that probably felt like hell as a kid but they’re just cute and nostalgic in my mind
111 do you have trust issues
I do, specifically towards men and authority because my childhood was severely, and I cannot emphasise this enough, fucked
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HERE WE GO AGAIN ! beck really is the bane of my existence but i love his skinny , twinkish ass more than i should.
. ˚ ◝ timothee chalamet. twenty - one. demi male + he / him. that’s william beck. they’re a turned vampire that’s been living in warren valley for twenty - one years as a film studies student. during that time they built quite the reputation for being discerning + prolix but also saturnine + uncouth. i heard that their favorite scary movie is jaws.
LAYER ONE. QUICK STATS.
full name. william henry beck.
nicknames. prefers beck or will. sometimes gets willy or bill.
age. technically , twenty - one.
date of birth. april twenty - fourth.
place of birth. warren valley. saint elizabeth’s , if you’re technical.
species. turned vampire. he’s not pleased about it.
nationality. american.
gender & pronouns. demi male. he / him.
orientation. panromantic pansexual.
LAYER TWO. AESTHETICS / FUN FACTS / WHATEVER.
too much time , not enough motivation. ripped jeans and vans are less of a fashion choice , more of a uniform. movie buff , considering he’s got nothing else to do anymore. can and will talk for hours about cult films - has a thing for jaws. ( “ listen t’me , it’s artistic. the mechanical shark broke , yeah ? so it looks artsy and moody and shit. ” ) perpetual gum - chewer , chain - smoker , collector of terrible habits , etc etc. uncomfortably soft voice , raspy and gentle even when he’s telling you to fuck right off. doesn’t even try to pretend like he’s cool. probably has a hard - on for marx , which feels entirely relatable. has a deep - seated love for coconut conditioner , which he uses religiously. literally still pissed that he was turned , even though it was two years ago. biggest comic collection ever. “ vegetarian ” , he proclaims with a bashful and yet knowing grin and tongue pressed into canines. probably runs a film review blog , the fucking nerd. devours conspiracy theories like a motherfucker. doesn’t really know anything outside of the city limits / never left town , has no real desire to. constantly on the lookout for his hero origin story. sarcastic little bitch 25/8. table manners ?? never heard of ‘em. mouth like a motherfuckin’ sailor. probably slurps milkshake. handwriting like a dying spider. real jobs ? down with capitalism. simultaneously the best and worst person in the entire world.
LAYER THREE. POTENTIAL CONNECTIONS.
the peter to his ned. two nerds , chillin’ in a bedroom , not very far apart because there’s definitely some tension we’re not talking about ! it’s friday night movie nights , blanket forts and video games , someone who’s on his wavelength. midnight drives , known each other since kindergarten , the first person he told about his little problem. cheap vodka and ginger ale , baby ! glances that linger a little too long to be considered platonic , probably a whole lot of inside jokes , more than a few unusual wet dreams about the other , sharing jackets and paying for each others’ food. buzzfeed unsolved - esque inquests into schpooky shite.
i can’t believe you’ve done this. siri , what’s burning animosity ? hey yo , what the fuck , why’d you fuckin’ bite me ? it’s not a love / hate relationship , it’s a “ you get near me and i’ll fuckin’ behead you ” - relationship. stones with threatening notes attached , flaming bags of dog shit left on doorsteps. it’s not a good one , lads.
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Everything to Know About the iOS and iPadOS 14 Public Beta Preview
Apple has released the public beta of iOS 14 for iPhone and iPadOS 14 for iPad. This new version is a great mix of various features and people are finding it very comfortable to use. Apple made a long list of changes with this new version and being honest except the big changes in the iPhone’s home screen, none of the OS offers any big change in the way your iPhone or iPad works now. But these small modifications are so much that it seems like Apple didn’t say no to any suggestions.
The New iPhone Home Screen
Apple has allowed the three big features in its home screen and definitely, it is quite a big deal for it. Some are even saying that Apple has borrowed the idea from Android phones, which is true but the good part is, at last, Apple has allowed customizations in its home screen. The big features are:
Finally, after a long wait, Apple has introduced a widget feature that is available on iOS, iPad, and macOS. Now on iPhone, you can place the widgets anywhere on the grid and any home screen. Users can build Stacks of these widgets and can flip through them, or choose Smart Stacks which will arrange your widgets according to relevance.
Now, you can have app icons in multiple places on your iPhone. The new App Library feature is where all the icons of your apps will appear and will be auto-categorized by Apple. Therefore you can clear all the junk apps you don’t even use. However, there is no option in the App Library to recategorize the apps. Also, you don’t even get the option of moving the apps around the screen.
You can set your home screens for particular tasks by moving to the overview mode and unchecking the pages. You can choose to show or hide them. As you cannot have app icons in more than one place in your home screen, this feature is therefore of hardly any use.
The Apple Pencil Stays In Your Hand More
Apple has introduced a new Scribble feature for iPad which has a stylus called Apple Pencil. Apple says that users can now enter text promptly into any text space using the Apple Pencil. Though other devices have also done this sort of thing, there is a separate box for handwriting recognition.
All you need to do is put the point of the Apple Pencil in any text space and start writing as you usually do. Users don’t even need to worry about keeping the writing inside the field. As they start writing, the iPad recognizes that, and then you can move anywhere around the screen as you write.
It takes half a second to detect your writing which can be a bit frustrating. However, it’s impressive that Apple can recognize even the worst of handwriting.
But at times if you have to fix a mistranscription, you will have to encircle the word to select it or scratch it to erase it which is a little complicated. This feature works particularly amazing for short text. Also, now you can write on Apple Notepad and select text from your handwriting to copy them as normal text and paste them anywhere. Hence, it is very easy now to write notes with an Apple Pencil as you can get the text out to any place you want. Though it’s not something new and Samsung’s Galaxy Note did it last year but still it’s a great new feature for Apple.
Compact UI And Universal Search
The new iOS won’t show you one screen at the top of the other and this is something amazing. With its new compact UI, Apple will now let apps show their screen on top of other apps’ screens without covering the whole screen.
Now your incoming calls will appear as a specialized notification at the screen top rather than covering the whole screen. The same will be with the third-party VOIP apps. The apps will appear as Picture-in-Picture windows which can also be resized. A new compact Siri is also there on iPhone and iPad which appears as a tiny multicolored bubble at the bottom of the screen.
The best thing about the compact UI feature is the latest search bar. Now it lets you type in apps, documents, and web searches. Then it searches and filters down every letter you input which is much faster and better.
Everything Else
This section includes all the small features Apple has added to its new version out of which the most prominent is its privacy features. Now your apps will request permission for some specific types of tracking, and now app makers will have to present an RDA nutritional data-style fact sheet stating all sorts of privacy policies the app offers. Every time an app looks at your clipboard, you will get a pop-up warning. Along with this, Safari will now show a report of all the trackers it has prevented. Apple’s super-advanced Intelligent Tracking Prevention framework will dig deeper than Chrome to stop tracking on the web.
Other various features include voice recognition, enhanced Memoji, better clock style, faster camera shots, and much more. This amazing new version of the iPhone and iPad will probably change the way we have always pictured them to be.
Arya Stark is a Directory expert and has been working in the technology industry since 2003. As a technical expert, Arya has written technical blogs, manuals, white papers, and reviews for many websites such as Worlds Directory.
Source:- Everything to Know About the iOS and iPadOS 14 Public Beta Preview
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