#also shy iwa-chan is fav iwa-chan

[sawamura-daichis-thighs]

aaaaa okay ;a; iwaoi please? (queeniwa)

my pleasure @queeniwaizumi​ :D thank you!!

send me a ship & i’ll tell you…

who is more likely to hurt the other?Iwaizumi but it’s all in an effort to express care or concern (see: him headbutting Oikawa in middle school). He always feels guilty if a punch is a little stronger than he meant.

who is emotionally stronger?Iwaizumi; Oikawa is better than he used to be but certain things can still really eat at him and get him down.

who is physically stronger?Iwaizumi (have you seen those arms??)

who is more likely to break a bone? Oikawa, with his penchant for overworking himself…Iwaizumi wants to break another in retribution for Oikawa’s idiocy but he just begrudgingly gives him plenty of TLC until he’s better

who knows best what to say to upset the other?They both know which buttons to push to really get under the other’s skin but they don’t take advantage of it. They had one really huge fight due to this and once they made up it became an unspoken agreement not to stoop so low again

who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?They’re both ridiculously stubborn so it usually ends up with them kind of edging around an actual “I’m sorry”. They’ll do things for each other that they might not normally do (for example, Iwa will record an alien movie marathon & have it set up for a night Oikawa is free; Oikawa will make an effort to worry Iwa less, such as going to bed earlier or coming home from practice straight away, etc.).They can admit when they’ve crossed a line, respectively, though so if it’s really bad they’ll just come out and apologize.

who treats who’s wounds more often?Iwaizumi since, again, Oikawa often pushes himself too hard.

who is in constant need of comfort? Not constant but Oikawa often needs it more than Iwaizumi. He likes being reassured and offered a shoulder when he’s feeling down about something (it’s especially nice seeing as Iwaizumi doesn’t often show his softer side outside of times like these).

who gets more jealous? Oikawa–Iwaizumi is pretty popular in his own right with most anyone he meets and Oikawa really dislikes sharing.

who’s most likely to walk out on the other?N O P E. :) :) :)

who will propose?It could be either of them! & it would probably be something casual too, like one of them just dropping the whole “hey, we should get married” line. It would feel like another natural step in their relationship.

who has the most difficult parents?Oikawa; I envision his mother to be similar to Taichi’s from Chihayafuru–it’s where Oikawa got his drive for perfectionism/success. She’s not uncaring, just practical-minded and sees no point in putting time into something that seems doomed to fail.She was not pleased with Oikawa’s decision to continue on with volleyball after it “became clear” he couldn’t win against Ushijima.Volleyball is the first thing Oikawa rebelled against her for (& later, Hajime).

who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?Both; Oikawa is really tactile but when they first started dating he didn’t want to assume Iwaizumi would be okay with PDA. Iwaizumi quickly put his mind at ease over that by continuously holding his hand, regardless of where they were or who was around (he was all “what’s the difference, moron, you’ve been hanging off of me with no regard for anyone since we were little; what’s holding my hand matter now?”).

who hogs the blankets? Oikawa and his damn spindly limbs. Iwaizumi learned when they were young just to keep a spare blanket close by. It’s easier than trying to wrestle any away.

who gets more sad?Oikawa gets lost in his head and over-analyzes sometimes. Iwaizumi knows when to let him be and when to knock him out of it (literally or figuratively, considering the situation).

who is better at cheering the other up?Oikawa! Where Iwa will kind of coddle (or lecture, situation depending) Oikawa until he’s out of his mood, Oikawa will make active effort to cheer Iwaizumi up. He knows all the tricks (& if they don’t work, well, he doesn’t mind a little snuggling until Iwa has worked through it).

who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?Iwaizumi (they’re shitty jokes most of the time anyway).

who is more streetwise?Iwaizumi. Oikawa has very little regard for his safety in most aspects (plus he doesn’t feel the need to observe all of his surroundings all the time when he has Iwa-chan by his side).

who is more wise?Iwaizumi. Oikawa is observant and clever but Iwaizumi has this partly-learned, partly-ingrained wisdom.

who’s the shyest? When they first started dating, Iwaizumi was definitely more shy about more intimate things like kissing or hugging or cuddling (even though he was fine with public hand-holding, but that’s because his shyness can be pushed to the back-burner when Oikawa seems anxious).

who boasts about the other more?Oh, both of them do. Oikawa is much louder and brazen about it but Iwaizumi often subtlety brags about Oikawa to others (just not necessarily when Oikawa is within hearing range; don’t want to inflate that ego any more than it already is).

who sits on who’s lap?Oikawa loves just plopping down on Iwaizumi’s lap, even if the majority of the couch is free or if Iwa is working on homework at the table.

[simpsamaa]

"certified freak, who's living it easy, and lovin' it"

pussy eaters !! + fav boys ( hq, jjk ) || pt 1 -> pt2

cough this is my very late 800 follower special :)

cw: dom! characters + sub! afab! bimbo! reader!! || pussy eating, ass eating, spitting, dacryphilia, size kink, manhandling, somnophilia, dumbification/ bimbofication, clit stimulation, panty smelling + licking, name calling (princess, good girl, bad girl, crybaby), praise!

NSFW UNDER THE CUT

+ haikyuu

HINATA SHOYO

» hinata eats pussy for you nd only you !

» his main focus is on your pleasure and you only

» he's the claimer of the #1 pussy drunk award and he takes the name seriously

» he's a messy eater too

» he'll lick up your cunt before stretching your leg up till your knees are hitting your chest so he'll have full access to your cunt, plus! he'll be able to watch your face contort in pleasure from his actions <3

» shoyo also loves it when you sit on his face.

» he could die in between your thighs like a happy man if you'd let him

» ofc if you're shy about it and self conscious while you're on top of him, he'll just pull you down with his strong hands and lap at your cunt like a starved man.

» he's amazing with his tongue, so he prefers using it over his thick fingers, but when he does use his hands, it's mostly to rub tight circles against your puffy clit <3

» and well he just has to get his fill of you every night yk? so even if you're sleeping he'll crawl under the sheets and peel of your underwear just to eat your pretty cunt out like you deserve :)

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MIYA OSAMU

» samu eats pussy for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert

» he's so mean that he eats it for him and not you <3

» the fact that you get to cum is just something that happens in result of him loving your cunt sm

» he's the meanest one :((

» he'll tug your thighs over his big shoulders and pin your hips down against the bed as he sucks on your clit till you're gasping and crying for him to slow down

» and when you're squirming and crying against him, your hands trying to push against his head, he'll tell you to stop being a baby, he'll tell you that you can take it, he'll tell you to shush, that he's trynna eat his pretty cunt and treat his pretty cunt good

» samu loves, loves, loves it when your thighs lock around his head, even when you're crying out for him to stop! you're so dumb that you can't even listen to your own body's needs, because its so obvious that your body wants samu and wants samu to keep touching your pussy

» he also loves it when you're crying for him about how good it is, he'll roll his eyes at your big crocodile tears even though he can feel his cock getting harder at the salty liquid dripping from your eyes because you're just his big dumb crybaby

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IWAIZUMI HAJIME

» iwa chan loves to eat your cunt <3

» big, strong, beefy iwa loves to be on his knees for you, always at your service

» he calls your pussy 'his pretty princess cunt" (and it gives you butterflies) and makes sure to always give it a little kiss when he can

» iwa practically makes out with your cunt. he'll loudly spit a glob of spit on your twitching clit before diving down and moving his sticky saliva against your cunt with his tongue

» gah something about Iwaizumi Hajime (27) athletic trainer between your legs, acting like you're the best thing that's ever happened to him, which you are, makes me head a fuzzy

» he's the best at giving you toes curling, back arching orgasms when he wants to, only when you've been good ofc! only good princesses get to cum, bad girls dont <3

» when you're being bratty he'll still eat you out, it's his own guilty pleasure and why would he deprive himself of it just being you're being a bit of a brat? but before you get to cum he'll pull away with a sticky pop

» he'll lick his lips while watching you cry and reach out for him, just because your brain is so empty, only thinking about iwa and only iwa

» but dont worry, he always makes you feel good, even if he has to break you down and piece you back together into his good princess ;)

+ jujutsu kaisen

YUUTA OKKOTSU

» pretty boy is obsessed with eating pussy

» he's so obsessed that if you're too tired from his licking and slurping, he'll move on to your stained panties, pressing them up against his face and licking against the parts stained with your arousal

» yuuta's been stuck with rika for so long, that when she finally gets exorcised and he's finally free from his curse, he'll be pouncing on you before you could even ask him why he was so eager

» he'll lick and suck your cunt from underneath your skirt, slightly covering his face because it makes him feel safe, especially when your thighs are locked around his head

» yuuta's face also burns a red, that could make blood jealous with how vibrant it is, when he eats you out

» his mind gets all hazy and eyes get all droopy when he's pussy drunk and he makes sure that when he's like that you're already all dumb and stupid so you're not able to make fun of him

» yuuta's so in love with the feeling of your tight cunt clenching around his tongue that he makes sure to try and shove it as far as he's able too.

» he slurps and kisses and is so loud whenever he eats, he makes sure to not leave a drop of you when he's done

» and yuuta's little gasps and groans into your cunt have to be the hottest things youve ever heard from him.

» little words of 'fuck' and 'so pretty' and 'so good' drop from his lips every so often

» he'll make sure to keep telling you how good you are for him and how you deserve everything

» and yuuta makes sure that when you've gotten all mouthy and pouty with him that he fucks you stupid enough with his tongue that by the time he's finished with you, you've completely forgotten why you were so mad in the first place and you've gone back to being yuuta's good girl

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CHOSO

» emo boyo eats pussy for your pleasure and your pleasure only.

» choso knows that you get so embarrassed and flustered when he eats you out, so it become his favourite new hobby to do <3

» he'll ignore his cock throbbing against his thigh, he'll ignore the feeling and shift his hips into the warm bedsheets, making sure to ground himself so that he'll be able to eat you out better.

» choso will take your wrists and pin them down against the bed at your side with his big calloused ones just because he wants to hear your cry out and whimper whenever his tongue touches you.

» gosh and he'll press kisses against your cunt, on your clit, and up the insides of your thighs just to feel you tremble in his arms.

» and he definitely softly scrapes his teeth against your clit just to get a reaction out of you if you're being a little too quiet.

» he'll press the warm length of his tongue against your slit, and his eye'll roll back and close to bask in your taste before completely devouring you whole with his tongue.

» choso'll eat your pussy for hours without even thinking bout touching himself

» he makes sure that you come so much that the whole bottom part of his face is covered in your slick.

» nd he'll only stop when your legs are shaking and your hands are trembling as you try to push his head away from your sensitive cunt

» choso will press an array of kisses against your puffy cunt, making sure to be as loud and obnoxious as possible with the sticky sounds just because he knows it gets your face all pink and flustered <3

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GETO SUGURU

» mr suguru treats eating you out as a reward

» he'll only eat you out if you've been a good girl for him

» and if you have, he'll make sure to give you most mind blowing orgasm till your brain short circuits

» suguru makes sure to put in good use of his hands because he knows how much you like em,

» he'll press his long fingers into your cunt and curl them at your spongy spot as he's makin use of his tongue by sucking and pressing tight circles against your cunt.

» sugu's sharp eyes'll always be watching your face as it scrunches and as tears roll down your puffy cheeks

» and just for fun, once in a while he'll pull away his mouth from you with a pop, licking his lips and sitting back on his heels to watch as your eyes widen in worry and your hands reach for him and lips pulling out a whimper, only for him to push you back and continue what he was doing

» he'll suck in his cheeks with his lips around your clit and bring his hands up to caress your body before making sure to grab at your hips and pin you down against the bed.

» your drooling cunt make suguru remember why he loves you, and why he picked you because you're so compliant to his touches, no matter what he's doing, or how he's feeling, you always keen into his touches and come crawling back for more

» whine and cry against his lips as you dumbly try and mumble out how good you're feeling and how good he's making you, he'll just tell you, mumbled by your cunt, that he knows, he knows

© simpsamaa2022

[bluealmondpie]

haikyuu boyfriends~

ah i missed writing these but i had no inspiration recently (;-;) work has been rough. so let drown in fluffy love

some spoilers for non manga readers. a small small hint of oihina. bc i love them. i want them together all the time. i've already written their bf!hcs so now i can freely ship them. leave me to my OTP

bf!iwa chan~

* calm vibes

* think strong, protective bf? yeah that's the good stuff lol

* tbh, he was probably worried at first that u were getting close to him cos u liked oikawa, that happens fairly often so he didn't wanna get his hopes up

* but once that barrier's knocked down (idk maybe u hit him like ITS U I LIKE BOKE totally his love language hahahha and he realises like oh. OH) he's pretty happy.

* will b all like :p to oikawa cos he's got a nice, steady partner while he's over there getting dumped repeatedly (see? told u u shld give them more attention. u can't just go around accepting everyone's confession! you'll hurt people if you don't take them seriously, trashykawa)

* anyway he (like oikawa) plans dates in secret, mostly because 1. one time makki and mattsun found out, they followed him around making snarky comments and there was no second date and 2. oikawa has a tendency to crash his dates (he's trying to hide from his fans, and iwachaaaaaaan u choose the most boring places, they will never find me in a museum of all plac-OW OW OW STOP HITTING ME)

* yes so anyway iwaizumi is forever trying to yeet oikawa out of your relationship, but at this point you've probably accepted that they come as a comedic duo and u cannot escape.

* if u call iwaizumi iwachan, he will grumble about being corrupted by shittykawa and it's not fair that when they say it it's so cute

* wholesome boi. responsible af. will text u throughout the day, making sure u ate properly or work isn't too rough.

* when you're stressed out he will somehow find some time to appear in front of you with snacks (healthy ones!) and some sweet drinks, or coffee

* he also does randomly turn up with flowers. totally randomly. it makes your day ♪( ´▽｀)

* "i just saw them and thought it would look nice in your hands" so soft i cry in solidarity w u

* will hold you while you cry. when you calm down and go to wash your face he will make u a hot drink. you will b touched and cry again and he will tell not to cry into the cup while pulling you back into his arms.

* will send you to the doctor's if you're sick. will constantly text you to make sure u r resting and taking medication properly. will also drop by with food, store bought, but something healthy and easy to eat.

* he likes museum dates cos it's quiet. after all, he is training a team of explosive and loud volleyball idiots with no idea how loud they are talking. bokuto pls for the love of god SHUT UP! MIYA STOP FLIRTING WITH HINATA! HYAKUZAWA STOP HIM NO NO NOT BY LIFTING HINATA UP WHY ARE U ALL JUST SO THICK HEADED WELL?? PUT HIM DOWN U BIG DOOFUS. hinata has oikawa already anyway AND NO. HOSHIUMI IF U GET ON ANYONES SHOULDERS I AM KNOCKING U OFF PERSONALLY iwa chan is suffering (;-;) you r his refuge

* SO YEAH. a nice calm place away from all of that fuss is great. walks in the park, things like that. calming, quiet, and all his focus can b on you.

* he is generally not a pda person, but he will hold your hand and all. makki and mattsun have made a lot of bets on what kind of bf he is and constantly bug you about well? how good is the sex!!! and things like that (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

* yes so iwaizumi doesn't let u hang out with them anymore, such a pity really bc they r so fun to b around. pout a little and sulk and he will give in ♪( ´▽｀)

* he doesn't like it when u come to his matches. he will text you before and after tho. he doesn't use emojis.

* he's the type who doesn't back down in an argument. u hate to admit it but he is right most of the time. curse his logic. this perfect man. how could he b so flawless

* ofc there are times where he is illogical. he sometimes is too hard on himself. or when oikawa is around you know the average mental age of the seijoh boys drop. which means many strange shenanigans, but those are cute.

* he likes it when you comfort him, but he doesn't like you to know when he is stressed. what a bag of contradictions. basically he doesn't want you to know he is stressed, but you can tell cos he just wants you to hold him or he just holds you (you have no choice in this basically but let's face it you're probably ok with it right hahahah be i am 100% down to be enveloped by a warm iwa-chan and those yummy muscles). he will tell you the problem later, but he doesn't need a solution, he just wants someone to hear him out.

* loyal af, will never leave you. sometimes insecure, but reassure him. i mean, has he seen himself??? he had his fair share of fangirls too back in seijoh but most were the more quiet, serious types. and most were too shy to approach him, too

* he likes to nuzzle his face into your hair.

* fav place to kiss you: temple

* fav place to be kissed: soft cheek kisses, eye kisses, forehead kisses. pepper him with them. make him feel loved ♪( ´▽｀)

* anyway 10/10 boyfriend material hurry and get him while stocks last lololol

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requests are open! send me anything or stop to say hi (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

EDIT: this post has issues with keeping the hyperlinks there! they keep disappearing and ive already submitted a request to tumblr support, but meanwhile i've posted a masterlist and it seems to be working so check it out okay! i wanted to link it here but i'm p sure it's not going to let me do as i like. (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[plattenbau-persephone-praxis]

1-117

Oh what in oblivion? Here we go: 

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? - I don’t understand my feelings towards people.

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? - Not really.

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? - I tend to not get along with potheads? Not because I hate them or something, it’s simply that way. So that isn’t really a problem for me. But I think deep inside, I’d care if my s/o did.

4: Do you find it easy to trust others? - Depends on how much alcohol I drank

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? - Was probably playing Hearts of Iron IV

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? - @promethism is with me. The whole month of july will be that way with him haha.

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? - I’d probably go really depressive. And also break up.

8: Are you close with your dad? - Kind of? I wish we were closer?

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? - AHAHAHAHAHA lol nope EDIT: WAIT NO I DID YOU JUST GO ON AND READ THROUGH ahaha

10: What are you listening to? - The new Hundredth album. It’s great!

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? - Sangria

12: Do you like hickeys? - YESJHFIAUHEFIUAHE

13: What time do you go to bed? - Around midnight atm

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? - Nah, I usually dump such people.

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? - I only text with one hand?

16: Do you always answer your texts? - Nope :/

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? - Nope, I wish I could though.

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? - Today?

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? - @promethism @iwa-chans-bara-arms @pizzajer @insomniacpoetssociety @littlefecker @exxtramental @schmerzenundliebe and many others that don’t have tumblr or that I forgot

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? - Was watching my fav youtuber so probably that

21: Is anyone else in the room with you? - Nope

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? - Nope

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? - Not even closely. Though it could be better rn too

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? - Yes, but I’m not able to.

25: In the past week, have you cried? - Nope

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? - White

27: Do people ever call you by your last name? - Sometimes

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? - Yes

29: Do you have a best friend? - I do

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? - Nope. It was a friend of mine I kissed out of platonic affection.

31: Who was your last call/text message from? - My last text message was from @schmerzenundliebe

32: Are you mad at anyone? - I probably am

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? - To be honest, I don’t think so

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? - 19

35: How many more days until your birthday? - 87 days

36: Do you have any summer plans yet? - I’m flying to Romania with @promethism

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? - I do

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? - I think not, atm.

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? - I’m not really a secretive person, so I guess not

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? - Nope

41: Do you think age matters in relationships? - It’s kind of strange when there’s a really huge age gap.

42: Are you available? - Like single? Yeh.

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? - HIGH SCHOOL ENDED TODAY so like 1?

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? - A septum

45: Do you believe exes can be friends? - I do but probably I would be the first person to say “I still have feelings for you”

46: Do you regret anything? - I had a strange girlfriend when I was 14

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? - THE FACT THAT I STILL HAVE LIKE 60 QUESTIONS TO GO

48: Did you ever lose a best friend? - Yes, but I don’t classify it as a “loss”

49: Was your last kiss a mistake? - Nope

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? - It just wouldn’t work out anymore

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? - They probably did

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? - YE I LIKE KISSED HIM YESTERDAY BECAUSE HE WAS TAKING DONATIONS AND I HAD NO MONEY SO I GAVE HIM A KISS and then we talked today again

53: What was the last thing you ate? - salat

54: Did you get any compliments today? - Yes, I did, due to my outfit.

55: Where are you going on your next vacation? - Romania

56: Do you own anything from other countries? - Probably a lot of thing from Romania, since I am half romanian

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? - I think it’s balanced

58: Where have you lived most of your life? - In Bucharest until I was 12

59: When was the last time you took a long drive? - When my dad drove me and my ex to Amsterdam

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? - Who didn’t?

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? - Nope

62: Who do you text the most? - @pizzajer

63: What was the last movie you saw? - Haven’t been watching any movies as of late, so it’s probably still Suicide Squad

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? - I HAVE NO S/O :(

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? - None lol

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? - Yes

67: Do you curse around your parents? - Yes

68: Are you happy with where you live? - Nope. I hate this place

69: Picture of yourself? - No?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? - I’m totally monogamous. I’m the definition of jealousy.

71: Have you ever been dumped? - Yes

72: What do you most like about making out? - The privacy, I guess

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? - I did.

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? - Last time it was me.

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? - I think everybody likes some ass, be it man ass woman ass 8)

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? - Probably @pizzajer again

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? - Nope

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? - Nope

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? - My wholesome friends

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? - Nope. I’m not that old yet, though

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? - I guess my ex girlfriend? Other people too, so yeh.

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? - Yeh. I shouldn’t

83: Do you miss your last sweetie? - Yeh

84: Last time you slow danced with someone? - Never lol

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? - How does one date someone without meeting?

86: How can I win your heart? - Make me laugh with bad puns and memes.

87: What is your astrological sign? - JFC I’m to tired to google it right now

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? - PROBABLY PLAYING HEARTS OF IRON IV

89: Do you cook? - Kinda, I’m bad though.

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? - I did

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? - I do

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? - I fall into monogamous relationships quickly

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? - Freckles are always nice.

94: Name four things that you wish you had! - A will to live, more serotonin, a better gaming PC (mine’s already two years old :/) and an electric guitar

95: Are you a player? - I’d probably be the worst player ever.

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? - Probably did

97: Are you a tease? - Nope

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? - I did. Some I regret to this day

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? - I am always deeply in love with someone. I know no other state

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? - There probaly is but you bet your ass I won’t go saying with whom.

101: Hugs or Kisses? - BOTH?!

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? - I am lol

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? - I think people tend to notice the face first.

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? - It’s cheesy and kind of cringy

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? - Nope.

106: Do you flirt a lot? - I tend to

107: Your last kiss? - THAT DUDE I TOLD THE STORY LIKE THREE TIMES ALREADY hooly shit

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? - I did

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? - YEH HOW BOUT YO SCROLL UP

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? - Nah.

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? - I am a ship adrift at sea, guided only by the mercy of the winds

112: Does someone like you currently? - Who knows? I for sure don’t

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? - Yes

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? - Serious relationships

115: Ever made out with just a friend? - I did

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? - In a relationship

117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it. - Am I a depressed piece of shit? Yes!