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holy lord who are u @netsage and congrats on dragging me out of my hiatus hole with the liking spree?? it's been years since i was last on this side blog since my hyperfixations shifted but anyway thank u v much for liking my baby chick writing content i have since written a lot more for other fandoms and im glad u liked these even tho it's not the best writing out there!!! i hope u live a good life ♡

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omg this side bloggo is once again getting notes

hello @revolution-but-civilisation and welcome and omg i haven't had a real post here in ages but now u make me wanna write for hq again

also i am OIHINA SUPREMACIST

THE REAL SHIP IS OIHINA THEY R PERFECT

kurodai is good. have u tried iwasuga? iwasuga is all kinds of chaotic good ♡

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watch me make everything about oihina 🥺💕🥹

teal and orange truly is the greatest color combo in the world. like name one better combo

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nothing is funnier than furudate poor-little-meow-meow-fying adult akaashi. he really said “i’m going to make this man sit by the trash in his mangaka’s hallway at 10 pm at night and that is just going to be his life now” i’m so obsessed with akaashi it’s not even funny

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THEY MLEM TOGETHER

I LOVE OIHINA I LOVE FURUDATE SENSEI'S CHIBI STYLE I LOVE THE MLEM!!!!!!!!

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why is it that my shitposts on this sideblog gets more notes than on the actually purpose of said blog - writing.

boooooo idw to write anymore

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dorm mates with haikyuu boys~

what if you were housemates with haikyuu boys?

*post timeskip spoilers/spoilers for anime-onlys*

this is no romance no fluff, just purely a what-if scenario,,,, bc honestly i don't think some characters have romance in their brains. no romance. only volleyball. HAHA

hinata

* clean apartment is 10/10 because of hinata. he's quite meticulous ("everything is related to volleyball! so i must be good at everything, even cleaning up" his devotion to the sport is admirable. u get clean common spaces. win-win)

* his routine from brazil has pretty much transplanted into his life back in japan

* he's quite aware of your sleep schedule so he is quiet in the mornings. probably cos he is used to having a housemate when he was staying with pedro.

* talking about pedro, he probably stays over on the couch when he visits hinata, but that's beside the point here, and anyway pedro only visited once and stayed only a couple days before hinata whisked him off on a small tour of god knows where else in japan

* hinata wakes up early. like early early, 5am or earlier type. goodness knows how he does it tbh but he goes on his runs at 5am, and it's like at least an hour long run. you feel exhausted just thinking about it.

* he comes back around 6 or 630, and then meditates, and then around 730 after a clean shower, he begins to make breakfast. you get woken up by the smell of food around 8am

* honestly you weren't an early riser until hinata came along because the food smells amazing and he started making u an extra share.

* so now u have breakfast, and u split the grocery costs with him.

* sometimes you knock out at 4am in the morning and you don't wake up for breakfast. he'll pack it nicely for you and leave a note on how best to heat it up, as well as how long it can be left out for ("i've left fish and miso soup in the fridge today! warm up in microwave 60s at a time, 3min total, on a ceramic plate." "onigiri good until 3pm, throw if any later cos i used last nights salmon leftovers")

* generally he's always out and about so u don't see him often in the house. he rarely has parties or guests, preferring to head to their place instead.

* he doesn't come back late most days unless he's at a friend's place, usually he's back by 8 or 9pm to start his evening routines. he sleeps early. 10pm

* hinata sleeps like a rock. nothing can wake him up except two things: 1. his alarm but only at 5am, 2. his special ringtone for important people (as far as you know it's only his best friend(?) kageyama, and his long distance boyfriend oikawa you also know those two do not like each other every much from the conversations you overheard)

* those two are also coincidentally have been the only two that hinata has had over as guests.

* his other team members did help him to move in, and there was this insufferable piss-blonde-hair guy that kept flirting with u. the tall quiet guy with the two moles was cute tho. (you learn their names over random dinners and meals with hinata as he talks about the team. u watch their matches and decide that atsumu is truly insufferable despite his looks and sakusa is really really hot. you also think bokuto is really cute, a bear-puppy combo of a volleyball player)

* sometimes hinata works out in the house.

* every single time that happens, you are surprised by the amount of muscle he has on him.

* he looks rlly yummy in that tan that never seemed to go away, covered in a thin layer of shimmery sweat as he repeats his sets. mmm eye candy

* admit it, you'll tap that if he didn't already have a boyfriend, an annoyingly handsome one who also is very hot (why are all the men in volleyball hot. so many muscles and like,,, tall,,,, and handsome,,,,, and hinata knows so many people. he really should introduce you to someone)

* anyway i don't think he purposefully introduces you to anyone for romantic purposes, but you get introduced to all sorts who come pick him up. truly, the darling of the v league

* you decide you like the loud puppy of a man, bokuto. you also like the non-bratty version of atsumu, osamu-san.

* you may have a small crush on kageyama, but the man's hopeless, absolutely no love brain cells at all.

* anyway hinata as a dorm mate is really the best u can ask for.

* neat, tidy, and accommodating

* has many good looking friends

* recommends food places and makes good food

* cleans when he is bored

* always interested in what u say

* will listen to your troubles

* dang u got a good deal, he's rlly just the ideal housemate

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i'm going to make these into a series!

they were supposed to be short but they became long because i truly do not write the fics i start them and they write themselves

the characters have a life of their own and i'm just here like where did my plot line go

requests open, masterlist here (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

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i'll just like to say i see all of your spam liking in the notifs and yes. i don't mind. welcome to my little gay/ x reader museum and i love all of u ♡

but if u r an empty blog and im in no good mood i will block u cos who knows if u r a bot. sure, this blog is almost smut-free, but just in case.

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if u haven't read my jjk stuff. come by! drabbles only and 18+ please ◡̈

gojo is the type of person who only looks like he's mean in bed. you thought you're in for a kinky time, but no. it's not boring, he knows what he's doing. but it's not what you got hyped up for. and the self centered bastard, probably cums first all the time. he's so whiny and clingy after sex. he snuggles into your arms and refuses to let you wash up, insisting on holding you right. where. you. are. you try to struggle but he's like, no. just... stay. he says it like an order but it sounds like a plea and you just. stay and hold him. he falls asleep fast. he doesn't look beautiful or angelic or whatever. he looks tired. really tired. and it's in this moment when you realise that gojo satoru really is holding the entire world in his hands, and there's no place to put it down. he's so tired, but you know that if you even so much as breathe with distress, he'll be awake immediately. there's things to do. people to save. if he can't even save the person in front of him, what more the world? gojo satoru. the world's strongest sorcerer. it'll be best for him to get at least a couple more hours of sleep, here, before he has to go on another mission, or deal with his students. if i were you, i'd keep holding him, just for a little bit longer.

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oh what the fuck looks like i spilled some words on this blog enjoy

if u like it reblog this and i will make another side blog for jjk writing,,,,,, my words are starting to spill like the tears u will cry when toji fucks u with that dick lmao

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nanami isn't much of a touchy feely person. he doesn't really cuddle, but he will hold you when you sleep. but he lets you cuddle. he lets you bury your face in his chest, lets you kiss your way slowly up his neck to his lips while he smiles gently. nanami is patient, and lets you lead. until you are so close to the edge, then he takes over. nanami is gentle and kind. he whispers praises while he fucks you. he holds your hands, intertwines his fingers with yours. presses his forehead to yours when you cum together. takes his time to clean up, never once letting go of your hand. nanami watches you fall asleep. wakes up before you do. comes home after missions and reads and drinks wine while holding your hand while you read your own book, content with each other's presence. you lean on his shoulder, and you both smile at the touch, eyes never leaving your respective books. nanami isn't much of a touchy feely person. but he never wants to let go of you, even if he doesn't say it out loud.

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AAAAAAA I WROTE ANOTHER ONE is it time to use this blog as a writing blog and shift my smut reblogs to another blog. please enjoy handholding nanami, i just really wanted to write some soft fluffy nanami with a hint of smut.

ps if you're into haikyuu, my haikyuu writing blog is @bluealmondpie

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listen listen to me.

hq official twt. started the series of illustrations with oikawa. and ended it with hinata. am i an oihina conspiracy theorist? ITS NOT A CONSPIRACY IF ITS REAL but anyway after they ended with hinata the next twt was a twt about all the illustrations compiled into a moment thread. and bc oikawa is first,,,

THEY ARE TOGETHER

OIHINA SUPREMACY

I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH

my blog only pushes the oihina agenda if u don't like don't hate. (i write for any ship, but this is my personal OTP)

omg oihina is real my friends. oikawa only agreeing after hearing hinata's name???? OIHINA IS REAL AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

M CRYING

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hoshiumi is hanging on for his life

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favorite small moments in the new hq one-shot!! part 3🏐 but it’s only nishinoya bc he deserves it (and i love that furudate just snuck him in there to emphasize his globaltrotter status lol)

1.) noya in san juan, argentina

2.) noya in warszawa, poland (warsaw)

3.) noya in rio de janeiro, brazil

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me n who

these girls did not just come to play; they came, they saw, they conquered…..and they got the pictures of the hotties

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omg oihina is real my friends. oikawa only agreeing after hearing hinata's name???? OIHINA IS REAL AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

M CRYING

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✨clingy haikyuu boys✨

kenma

usually you're the clingy one, but we all know kenma does have a huge clingy side. it's because normally everyone else clings to him, he doesn't feel the need to seek attention. until he moves into his own place, you know? kuroo used to come over often but his job is getting kinda busy, and shoyo... is so far away :( and there's only you left (once again why are you last on the list? kenma. answer my question kenma GET BACK HERE) and he's NEEDY

seriously! you're flabbergasted every time when this happens (secretly also happy) because he's usually always so, passive in cuddles. he will nuzzle in and just hold you or comb through your hair, but it's not like shoyo cuddles (shou cuddles everyone the same: warm, and soft, and he's always trying to snuggle closer. it feels like a Proper Cuddle. the ideal cuddle). kenma cuddles sometimes just feel like a blanket. you're there to provide some warmth and comfort but it's a one sided event, mostly.

so anyway usually you're the one bugging kenma when he's playing a game but today you're busy playing some new mobile game that shoyo recommended (which kenma recommended to him) and you're totally. engrossed. there's no way out of it, you're in deep, and it's been hours and kenma is not streaming or working anymore and he's got time and wants cuddles but you are busy??? with games??? he's the pro gamer here, why are you the one playing games, stoooooopppppp. he doesn't whine aloud, though. he will gently press up against you wherever you are playing: play seated and he will press his side against you and put his head on your shoulder to watch. lying on your tummy playing? he will sidle up and press his body against your side, leaning his head on you to watch you play. from wherever he is pressed up against you he will given comments about the game: try this, do that, but the comments get half hearted after a while. he was interested in you playing at first, but now he's returned to his original goal of cuddles. he'll wrap his arms around you suddenly and turn his face and just smooshes it into your neck and rubs his face all over and kisses you right there softly, and you're like WKFJKAHDKA WHAT- and kenma was like, you weren't paying attention to me. i want cuddles. now. and you're like, i'm playing a game!! you cant defend yourself though cos you also bug him when he's gaming, so you just try to pause your game but he's got your phone and beats the boss in like. 2 seconds. and the game is saved and your phone is thrown to the side and he's like ok attention to me now the game is over i've cleared the level for you and you're like FINE. COME HERE U BABY and then CUDDLES!!! Proper Cuddles. yes. life is good. see, kenma can cuddle. he's just not very good at initiating them. and he's lazy.

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i was playing genshin and my brain was like, what if kenma game and reader needs cuddles,,,, but REVERSED and banged this out while waiting for my weekly ART test to develop. i'm C negative! which means i have to go to work tmr 🥲 monday blues boos.

requests are open; masterlist here (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧