#also not us sharing a braincell yet again 🤭🤭

[onlyjaeyun]

Tbh I’ve been thinking about y/n and jay arguing recently and the fact that you’re also thinking about it makes me hopeful that maybe we’ll get it someday. I know it’s probably wrong but I got into a big fight with my 🤡d-dad🤡 and I just want to see someone else fight to know I’m not the only one lol I’m probably insane for that but yeah I just want the jjong aftercare after the whole fight….

oh baby im so sorry to hear that i hope you'll feel better soon!🥺💞 and dont worry, you're absolutely not alone!

have been thinking about making them argue bc theyre just too perfect 💀 so, just be ready LMAO 🫣

[nrhshm]

My brain randomly slapped me with this scenario and I need to share it, so,

Reader and Luffy haven't confessed yet

Reader is all beaten up, completely passed out in the medical bay and Luffy comes wondering into the room late at night with a ton of food (because eating food = healing and getting better obviously) but reader is high from painkillers and as Luffy is telling them to eat up because it'll make them feel better but Readers brain isn't registering anything and they just want to sleep and goddam luffy looks so cute smiling like that but also they were so tired and Luffy is a going of in tangents about Meat and food, then reader goes in for a kiss to shut luffy up because they didn't have the mental power to think that trough and promply after theyre lips meet reader passes out again and Luffy just stand there, rubbing his two braincells trying to understand wtf was that and he comes to wonderful conclusion that, since they kissed they're a couple now ☠️☠️☠️

It's like I can hear chopper screaming "Y/n doesn't need meat!" in the background🤭🤭

Alrighty then! Get ready for another Luffy crackhead scenario ~~ Here's some booze🍾

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(Tbh, I couldn't find a better gif, exclude Goku)

White is the first thing you see, your eyes barely registering the sudden surge of light. It took a moment, and you found yourself in chopper's medical room, bandages wrapped around your body whilst feeling extremely lightheaded.

You glance sideways, a used syringe briefly rocking with the ship's motion. ''An antiseptic? Painkiller??" You quickly conclude. Aside from the slight numbness in your limbs, you don't feel any pain. Yet your conciousness still felt woozy, uncomfortable. What had brought you here in the first place?

Memory kicks back in. Eyes widening as pre-blackout scenarios begin to cloud your thoughts. You recall a navy vice-admiral cornering your crew, it was sudden, uncalled for. A tough battle dare I say, raged between the two sides. You all fought in sheer confidence, your captain was smiling, your crewmembers were cheering. You were gonna win, you thought. Until a nasty soldier snuck up behind you, you passed out.

Loud footsteps snap you back to reality, kind of like someone maniacally running outside, and the steps getting louder and louder till--

"MEEAAATTT!!" Luffy sends the door flying, huffing and puffing in confidence. His eyes land on you, grin grows wider as he stomps to your side.

"It worked! You're up!!" He credits himself in glee.

"I was awake before tha--"

"Oh I forgot!" You watched as the man you had fallen for rush back to the now almost-collapsing door frame, pulling in a huge bag of... meat?

'Just... what the hell do I like about him..?' You deadpan hopelessly.

"Here! This'll get you up in not time!" Pulling out a massive meat leg, he marches back to you.

'Why him of all people..?' You were really tired, SERIOUSLY tired. You didn't have the energy for that bullshit. So... how to shut his trap without being rude about it?

"O-Oi Luffy, I appreciate the idea but I'm not really-" You feel your head getting fuzzy again.

"Giddy up!" He holds the chunk above your face.

"Listen, I'm not hungry."

"But, it's medicine. You have to eat!"

"That's not how it works-" another wave of fatigue washes over you, and Luffy being unhumanly oblivious to it, still tries to feed you.

"Could you just-"

"Y/n your tum-tum's crying. You need meat!"

"Luffy."

"Actually, maybe you need booze too."

"Lu-"

"I'll go snatch Zoro's bottle."

"Luffy!!"

A bold move that you never thought you'd do in a million years, a move that you spent almost everyday daydreamimg about it. Your brain suddenly switches to auto-pilot.

You grab Luffy's face and smash your lips onto his.

He was seriously taken aback. What in the Garp's murderous fist is that?! 'You were eating him, alive' was all that he thought about that moment. Weird sensations were surging through his body, and he was enjoying it.

Just as he was gonna respond, your hand falls loose, torso falling back to the soft sheets. Luffy watches as you close your eyes and with a wild blush on your face, falling back to sleep.

For someone who has a hard time finding his last braincells, he became pretty aware of what just happened. A kiss. Shanks had told all about it, heck he'd even seen him saying weird stuff to various women and getting slapped to death later on. He's also watched Sanji's strange interaction with other females, so he knows about 'flirting'.

"Couple." He blurts out. Coming up with the simplest conclusion, "It's official! We're the Meat Couple!!" He grins, content with his statement. Unintentionally reaching out to the medicinal drink chopper has left aside, he gulps up half of it before quickly shoving it aside and coughing hard.

"Tastes like goose pee." He manages to comment. As a good boyfriend, he takes up the liberty throwing the whole thing in the trash, it's obviously NOT a drink that chopper had spent almost 3 days mixing up that'll speed your recovery process and get you back to your feet.

A dark aura emits from the door, a familiar reindeer aura.

"LUFFY!!!"