#also messing around w his flexibility and mobility

[timestillstands]

Moon scribble from yesterday. I love him.

[vinnival]

Howdy friend! Could I get a funky madcom matchup, and if request are closed, ignore this! (I'm on mobile 24/7, so I'm never super sure) I'm 4'11 with dark brown eyes and hair and a baby face. I've got dreadlocks that go a little past mid back and I wear prescription sports goggles instead of normal glasses

Agender, aroace that usually uses he/they/it, but I'm fine with any

I've got a metric shitton of mental illness, so my mental state is Wack™, but I'll point out my Autism and ADHD since those affect me the most (socially and emotionally) Paradoxical is the best word to describe me since I can go from feral gremlin to so-quiet-you-forget-Im-there. I can be blunt and straight forward with my words (especially with affection, I'll casually say something real heartfelt and sincere with the same tone as someone talking about the weather) Ive also got a trash sense of humor and will basically laugh at anything (ive memorized so many memes, shitposts, and copypastas just for the sake of a joke)

I embrace being a smol since I've got access to ALL the hiding spots, and I'm often underestimated so it's always fun messing with people ( ･ิω･ิ)✧  Somewhat book smart, the sciences, maths, and engineering are my favored subjects. Mostly a big psychology and astronomy nerd and really big into art. The world is my canvas, and if something can be drawn on, it WILL be drawn on. I have questionable eating habits (forgetting to eat is a problem of mine so I always have snacks on me, and I tend to eat things I really shouldnt; Ex. Chalk). I use chewlery a lot otherwise I end up eating my fingers and lips (╥w╥)

Food is important to me, so I can be a lil aggressive when it comes to waste and the following food law (i.e. dont eat what isnt yours). Food agression is Real™ in me, so trying to interact with me while I'm eating or cooking isnt advised (I WILL BITE)

Basically a cat: super flexible, kinda do my own thing, and when it comes to affection, headbutts, rubs, bites and/or licks are my main forms of expression. (Tho, there are times where I'll just, randomly stop what I'm doing, say "Hey, look at me", and when attention is achieved, make a heart with my hands, softly say "I love you", then continue whatever I was doing like nothing happened. When the nyoomies randomly hit, VolumeControl.exe stops working properly and I always feel bad when I get too loud. I usually stim by pacing around while talking/singing to myself, make random noises (mostly beep, meow, trill, etc.,) and also hand flappy! I mirror things alot, so if I interact with someone long enough, I'll subconsciously start mimicking them and their habits (mostly verbal quirks and accents, but physical quirks too sometimes).

(Thank you for filling this out, if you do anyways, and I am so sorry if this was too long (｡•́ - •̀｡))

OP I goddamn adore you !!! I can probably pick you up with how short you are (/lh) and just hug the heck outta ya if you wanted !! Enjoy <3

You got a match! You're matched with...

Hank!

:D

You were rescuing a litter of kittens and their mom from under a destroyed home, minding your business

When you got the litter out, the mother followed

They even all very grateful to you, even responding to your stimming by meowing themselves

Hank heard the commotion, and well, who wouldn't be curious about a bunch of meowing nearby?

Hank want pet cat too

He was surprised to see you there

He approached cautiously, then you noticed him

You started feeling awkward, but through his goggles, Hank attempted to display as much gentleness as he could muster- being the man he is, though, wasn't gonna make that easy dkdjf

You were still kind of nervous, but when they pointed to the mother cat snuggled into your arms, you understood, and handed the cat over

She was a little confused on why she was being transferred but she looked as comfortable as ever in Hank's arms

You noticed he, too, was doing the hand flaps you always do (while holding a cat too!) and was 100% more interested about him

You began to hold light conversation with him

He didn't like talking much, you noted, so you decided to just avoid talking unless you absolutely needed to know something

You offered to take the cats back to your place, and he nodded

He helped you carry the mother back while you had the litter :]

And after that, Hank periodically checked up on the cats (he later admitted he also wanted to see you too!)

They were just beginning to eat hard food when he offered to take the cats under his wing

"I'll get a lot more supplies quicker than you could. No offense," he would say

You didn't mind, but you made an offer: if he were to take the cats, he was gonna take YOU too

he agreed !!!

Deimos and Sanford love the kitties, naming them all AWWW

Off topic from the matchup but Deimos definitely named one of them Little Guy Deimos and Sanford playfully smacked him over the head for it

You get fiercely strict about the food, explaining your reasoning helped the others warm up to you and your lifestyle a bit better

You and Hank talk a lot about science, and psychology

He noticed you acting a lot like the cats you all owned, and he thinks its so cute

You mentioned how you would use just about anything to draw on one time

A couple of days later on a supply run, he came back with cat food and a sketchbook with some charcoal pencils

"There wasn't much at the old store, this was all I could find"

You still appreciated him for it!

This mf watched you almost eat poison ivy (you were spaced out, just walking around outside)

He had to YELL. he wasn't used to yelling but it caught your attention so 👍

You always feel like you're annoying him when you ask for attention, but he doesn't mind it at all- in fact... he actually likes giving you attention :>

Honestly he loves that you're so cat-like, have i mentioned that?

He'd find you in random small places around the house and would be concerned for your posture with how you fit in the spaces

You sometimes tell Hank about cool astronomy stuff and he's just like. Whoa space !

You and him just click so well and understand each other so well, and the cats you had really tied it all together in a cute friendly little bundle of happy

Hell yeah OP!! Sorry this took a hot minute to write, I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless :3

[monggu-eomma]

Give and Take

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader

Genre: Reply 2009 AU, high school AU, fluff, and comfort

Word Count: 2.2k

Prompt: self-insert your first teen phase

Summary: Rewind to 2009. It’s a year that you’ll never forget. Memories of Kanye interrupting Taylor’s acceptance speech, Twilight being made into a movie, the release of the Single Ladies music video, making your very own Facebook account, and texting your best friend on the newest Samsung slide phone would forever be ingrained in your mind. It was a busy year and with the help of your best friend, you were going to snag the hottest concert tickets that any teen girl or guy could dream of having. 

Author’s Note: This scenario is for the BGW Bingo Bash and is based off of the “self-insert your first teen phase.” The teen phase that I have chosen to write about was my very first boy band, the Jonas Brothers. Nothing that happened in this scenario actually happened to me. Like all but one of my stories, it’s just wishful thinking. © Give and Take is copyright monggu-eomma. Do not re-post, modify, and/or translate this piece of writing without my permission.

Life seemed to take more than it gave back. It all began a few years ago. At eleven years old, you were starting to make lifelong friendships and settle into your life, your parents took away all of that progress by moving to a new place. It was supposed to be a fresh start, especially for your parents and their crumbling relationship and they had hoped that being closer to family would somehow solve all of their problems, but it didn’t stop the contention found in your home. The phrase “the grass is not greener on the other side” rang true for your family’s big move. The constant fighting didn’t disappear after your family moved and with being forced to make new friends and adjust to a new place, you felt like life was taking the biggest dump on you possible. 

With all of that being said, there was one thing as a result of your family moving that wasn’t terrible and that was your best friend, Kim Taehyung. You had first met him when his family had offered to help your family move into your new home. When you first looked around the neighborhood, it seemed like all of the kids in the neighborhood knew each other very well and it made you feel like an outsider. All of that quickly changed when Taehyung had approached you and asked if you wanted to play with him. Despite being shy, you nodded your head and from there you grew to be the best of friends. 

Taehyung had always been there for you. He was there cheering you on during your horseback riding competitions and he was there to console you when your parents told you that they didn’t have enough money to continue your horseback riding lessons. It was a low blow to have to give up on something that you loved to do and Taehyung was there to comfort by inviting you to hang out at his family’s farm and take care of their horses with him. He was there to encourage you to play the cello, which you had always wanted to play, even though it meant that you couldn’t be in Band class with him. Most recently, he was there through the tears and the deafening moments of silence when your mom walked out, leading to your parents’ divorce. He knew that he couldn’t fix your broken heart, but he did everything in his power to make sure that you remembered that you were not alone. On warm days he would come over and encourage you to go on walks with him to make sure you got fresh air and on cold days, he would open his arms to you and watch whatever movie you wanted to watch, even if it was Twilight. 

You and Taehyung did everything together, from taking the bus to school together, to taking as many classes together as possible -- much to the displeasure of your teachers -- to sharing secrets while playing Mario Kart late at night. He would listen to you gush about your favorite male celebrities and he even came with you at the midnight release of Breaking Dawn. Taehyung was without a doubt the best part of your life. 

“Nick is so handsome,” you sighed as you stood by your locker, admiring your newly acquired Jonas Brothers album. Taehyung stood next to you, looking down at the album and tried to remember which one was Nick. Was he the one with straight hair? 

“I thought Joe was your favorite,” Taehyung said. He didn’t particularly care for the Jonas Brothers, but he didn’t dislike them either. 

“Joe is my favorite, but I can still think that Nick is handsome,” you explained. “Oh! Oh! And Kevin,” you added, because in this house you loved and supported every Jonas Brother. 

Taehyung nodded, not really sure what to say to that. He supposed it made sense, but he also was under the impression that you were primarily into the Jonas Brothers for their music. You felt your phone vibrate in your pocket and you saw that a friend had texted you, asking if you were going to ride the bus back home. 

“We need to go! The bus is going to leave soon!” You exclaimed as you slid open your phone to reveal a full keyboard. You needed to tell your friend to ask the bus driver to wait for you and Taehyung to come. Before you could start the text, Taehyung’s eyes widened and he took your wrist so that you could run along with him.

The Fates seemed to be favoring you today, which got you excited, since the bus was still there by the time you and Taehyung had arrived, with chests heaving and hearts pounding. You had failed to notice that Taehyung was still holding on to your hand as you entered the bus, but oddly enough, it wasn’t weird. It felt kind of nice. You wouldn’t have minded him holding your hand more often. It wasn’t until you both sat down next to each other that Taehyung had noticed that he was still holding your hand. He looked down at your intertwined hands and immediately released your hand, a blush coloring his neck and cheeks. 

“Sorry,” he said. Normally you weren’t a big of prolonged physical contact, but you knew that if it weren’t for Taehyung holding your hand as he ran, there was no way that you would have made it on time to the bus. 

You bumped your shoulder against his, trying to diffuse the tension. “It’s okay. If it weren’t for you dragging me, I would have missed the bus.” You didn’t want to make it awkward by saying that you enjoyed him holding your hand. You would keep that information to yourself.

Although there was still some awkwardness hanging in the air, the rest of the bus ride home was spent listening to music with Taehyung. You each shared an earbud as you both listened to music on your iPod. It was amazing that that thing could hold five hundred songs. You were pretty sure that you’d never be able to use up all of the space for music. 

A few songs later, and you found yourself walking back home with Taehyung. The walk was only six minutes, you had counted, and you were still listening to music together. It was a little hard to share earbuds with Taehyung since he was starting to grow taller, which caused the earbud in your right ear to tug a few times. He asked a few times if you were okay since he saw the minor discomfort, but you didn’t mind it all. 

“Are you still going to come by later?” You asked when you stood in front of your house. 

“Of course! I just need to do some chores and then I’ll be right over,” Taehyung replied, with a smile. 

You clapped your hands and jumped up and down. “Awesome!” Taehyung laughed and started to make his way home. “And don’t forget to bring your phone!”

He turned around and tilted his head to the side. “My phone?” 

“Yeah! We’re gonna need it tonight,” you exclaimed. Taehyung was skeptical towards your request but he shrugged his shoulders in compliance. You never needed to try hard to convince him to do something. Your wish was your command and he would gladly follow. 

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“Are you really going to do this?” Taehyung asked as he watched you scatter five different phones, four cell phones and your home phone, on your bedroom floor. 

“Yes! I am,” you said as you looked up to see his eyes judging you from where he sat on your bed. You opted to sit on your bedroom floor to allow for more flexibility, although mobility wasn’t necessary for this challenge, you just liked knowing that you could move around. 

“Can’t you just use your laptop to get tickets?” Taehyung suggested. He looked toward your clunky Dell laptop that was sitting on your desk. That laptop was so ancient that it made a whirring noise whenever you used it, but despite its age the laptop worked perfectly fine even if it had to be plugged into a socket to function. 

“No! I can’t,” you replied as you folded your arms across your body. “I don’t have money and there’s no way that Dad will buy tickets for me. The only way that I can see them is to win tickets through this radio show,” you explained in exasperation. It felt like this was the millionth time that you were explaining yourself to Taehyung, but at the same time, you knew that you shouldn’t be too harsh on him. He could have made fun of you for your obsession over the Jonas Brothers, but he didn’t. On top of that, he was even letting you use his cellphone to call in to the radio show. “Can you pass me my radio, please?” 

Taehyung leaned over to your nightstand and grabbed your radio. 

  “Thank you!” You beamed as he handed over the radio to you. Taehyung smiled as he watched you dial the radio to the right station. He couldn’t remember the exact moment that he started crushing on you. Maybe it was when you shared your favorite ice cream with him, even though you hate sharing your favorite foods. Maybe it was when you spent all of the free day that they had in Band class laughing at him messing around on the saxophone. Maybe it was when your soft hand tightly held on to his hand when your school took your grade to the ice skating rink. Regardless of when he started to share his heart with you, Taehyung was resolved to stay by your side, even as you daydreamed of marrying your favorite Jonas Brother. 

Taehyung was snapped out of his thoughts when he felt a thud on your bed. You had tossed two of the five phones onto your bed. He gazed at you as the last rays from the Sun for the day streamed into your bedroom, illuminating your figure. He was crushing on you, hard. 

“When the radio host opens up the line, dial the radio station’s phone number,” you explained. Taehyung nodded his head, despite not really understanding what was so great about the Jonas Brothers, but at this point he was sure he would do anything for you. If you asked him to jump, he would say, “How high?” 

“You ready, Tae?” 

“Ready,” he said as he listened carefully to the radio host. Despite the fact that Taehyung was watching your nervous and excited state, he still managed to play his part and he continued to play his unspoken part ten minutes later when he held you in his arms on your bed as you cried. 

“We tried so hard,” you said in between tears as your fingers clutched Taehyung’s shirt as if your life depended on it. He didn’t think that it was accurate to say we since he had just followed along with you not giving anything but you much thought, but he wasn’t going to argue with you on that. 

You felt devastated. You knew that there was a chance that you wouldn’t get the tickets, but before the radio show, you did your best to not entertain those kinds of negative thoughts. It was all or nothing. From an outside perspective it seemed silly to cry over tickets, but you really wanted to see the Jonas Brothers and this was your one chance to do so. 

As the tears continued to fall, Taehyung carefully ran his fingers through your hair. He knew that you weren’t a touchy-feely person, so this prolonged physical contact was new territory for the both of you, but you didn’t complain about the comfort he gave. The only thing he could do was to comfort you to the best of his capacity. Occasionally, he’d rock your bodies back and forth, which would cause you to break out in laughter, even if you still felt heartbroken at the loss of not getting the concert tickets. Eventually, the tears stopped flowing and you looked up to see Taehyung looking down at you. 

“Thanks for helping me, Tae,” you said. “I know you don’t like or really care about the Jonas Brothers, but you still helped me.” 

“I’m always here. Even if that means helping you get tickets to see the Brothers Jonas,” Taehyung said, purposefully getting the band name wrong. You playfully punched him in the arm and rolled your eyes. 

“It’s the Jonas Brothers, Tae. Not the Brothers Jonas,” you corrected.

Taehyung laughed at your correction. You felt the vibrations of his chest, since he was still holding on you in his arms. He laid against the headboard of your bed, taking you down with him. 

“You’re such a dork, Taehyung.” 

“But I’m better than the Jonas Brothers, right?” You felt Taehyung bury his face in your hair and you smiled. 

“You aren’t just better. You’re the best.” 

Life took more than it gave back, but none of that mattered because when life gave you Kim Taehyung, you didn’t need anything else. 

[ssecretssanta]

@h-isforhome bro !! this is the last one !! holy shit !! :’)

MERRY CHRISTMAS, LOVE !! ✨🥰🎄 I seriously can’t believe it’s already Christmas ! (time isn’t real and no one can convince me otherwise lmao)

I read your message this morning and it literally made me tear up and I couldn’t stop smiling wow I can’t believe secret santa soul mates exist and we found each other :’) like wow can you believe that you’re also the sweetest and funniest person ever?? (my whole heart literally went like 😳💖🥺😍 when you called me babe wOw I’m a sucker for terms of endearment)

I’m a Pro at pretending that deadlines don’t exist and haha my room is already becoming a mess again bc I didn’t fold my laundry and now I have the Christmas Mess to deal with, but it’s definitely a mood booster to have a clean environment !

yeah I’m so excited for normal hours again and it’s not too bad working everyday cause the shifts are shorter ! your job sounds so fun ! I’m glad the scheduling is so flexible, that’s super nice ! I literally Could Not wake up that early lmao my sister and dad worked the early morning shift at Target for a while and I literally have No Idea how they did it ajsjakla I’d simply Die instead

me and my sister used to share a room and it was a Disaster lmao ! I put Christmas lights up all around my room and I just so happened to have a strand of rainbow lights and ofc I had to put them up around my closet for that Sweet Symbolism and I’m honestly gonna get a kick out of it when I come out to my family and point out how many hints I’ve been dropping lmao

(ALSJAKAL that family simply does not have rights !! who puts up more decorations RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS??)

babe it’s mutual I guess bc you have my heart too :’) I would serenade you with some one direction songs but I simply cannot sing so I’ll have to learn the fingerstyle playing instead oR ACTUALLY I’ll play the kazoo instead of singing lmao (ukulele kazoo nonsense rights)

haha I’ve thought about watching hsmtmts but I just can’t get over how Ridiculous and Long the title is??? Like what was the Point of calling it High School Musical The Musical The Series when you could have just shortened it?? I’ve heard great things about Atypical but I haven’t watched it yet !

(literally wtf. some people just get to like See things?? without paying for it?? W A C K)

ANSBAKAL that’s so unfortunate !! (but also kind of funny ngl sorry for laughing but the image of that happening to anyone is kinda hilarious) I’m a queen of awkward situations and I’ve learned to just let myself feel Mortified for a minute and the just Repress It so I can function lmao (and then it comes back when I’m laying in bed and I can relive it and overthink my entire existence oop)

literally imagine just,,, not writing an entire essay every time we communicate?? couldn’t be me 🤷‍♀️

oh boy I Felt That. Family really is the only consistency in life, for better or for worse I guess lmao. and for real, my parents have gotten so chill and it’s nice but also frustrating bc my bro gets away with literally everything

it should be Illegal for younger siblings to be taller than older siblings tbh, it’s just not fair to disrupt the power balance like that

lmao you calling me smart made me laugh but thank you ! I live for a bit of chaos but I definitely also love the thought of having a more chill vacation so I can actually enjoy myself lmao

(that’s wack to think about)

if something ends bad I’ll literally make my own ending for it bc Nope No Thank You. fix it fanfics are truly the greatest blessing on this earth lmao. (I’m most definitely still a loser but like a Chill loser so it’s okay haha)

gay domesticity and yearning is what I live for. there’s no other point to life than to find a fellow gay to be domestic with and yearn for. (I literally had to put the book down and yell silently for a solid five minutes when I realized what he was doing lmao I was a Wreck) this is the fic !! (I haven’t read it in a While so I don’t remember much of it oof) and I want to buy trc so bad but I just have the mobile versions rn ! finding the Energy is really the biggest struggle in life

bro you’ll be able to flex so hard, just think of all that cash and like, Status. I’m already proud of you :’)

sleep deprivation and being gay are my only cultures lmao

askaklsjaka wHaT eVen?? I can’t imagine wanting to have a baby on my own birthday lmao !!

tøp is great !! I was really Into them for a long time and I still love their music but I’m not as involved in the fandom anymore haha (but !! Tyler and Jenna are having a baby !! i legit tested up when I saw them post about it on Instagram !!) your sister is Valid bc Alec Benjamin is a sweetheart and his concert was Amazing !! pit sounds like a nightmare sometimes but I want to experience it at least once in my life lmao.

I’m hoping it’ll be a fun summer bc I need some good after finishing highs school and before moving on to college lmao !

I would also love to go to Europe ! I really want to go to New Zealand, Japan, and anywhere in Europe really haha

teleportation would be So Nice like wow imagine not having to Walk. I’d personally like to be able to stop time because then I might actually be able to get Things Done for once (and sleep !! Imagine all of the sleep !!)

I’m,,, gonna cry holy shit. This is it. Time has flown this month and reading your tags is making me realize just how lucky I got to get you for this whole thing ! you’re literally The Best and I’m so glad I’ve been able to get to know you through all of these long ass messages (long is definitely our thing and i can’t imagine a better way to have done it) 🥺💕 ily !! can’t wait to be able to dm and talk more regularly !! (I feel like all our chats will end up being novel length anyways lmao that’s just the way we are I think)

merry chrismas again !! sending you all the love and good vibes !! 💕✨💞💖

with all the love,

kate @lightsupbabes (your not-so-secret-anymore santa 🎅) 

[leaveharmony]

So, in the issue of もえプロ about Shinsuke which Rachel, who as you know is the actual best, found for me in Japan, there’s a section for 100 questions & answers with the man himself.  As I was gonna be translating it anyway (as best I can with limited skill), I thought I may as well post the results.  The format will be Q // translation of Q followed by A // translation of A, with my notes in brackets with two asterisks  (**).  This will crop up when I have something to add or I’m a little shaky on the meaning or if the meaning tooootally escapes me...  As w/ the questionnaires in “Be,” any tips on bits I’m clearly stuck on from native speakers or ppl with more advanced study under their belts than I have would be appreciated lol.

1. プロレスラーなろうと思ったのはいつ？ // When did you decide to become a pro wrestler? 中学生  //  (as a) Middle school student

2. 一日の練習量は？ //  How much do you practice daily?

その日によります。//  It depends on the day.

3. 柔軟方法は？ //   (I think this is asking him how he stays flexible?)

戻すときに息を吐く。 //   (I’m not sure what he says here but it’s something about breathing / exhaling, like ‘it comes back to me when I exhale’)

4. 試合前にするジンクスはある？ // (** I think, are there ‘jinxes’ you do before a match? as in like...does he put the whammy on an opponent beforehand lol)

あるけど、 教えません。 //  There are, but I won't tell.

5. 今まででいちばん苦しかった試合は？ // So far, what was the most painful match?

覚えてないです。 // I don't remember.

6. 人生で初めて買ったプロレスに関するものは？ // What was the first pro-wresting (related) thing you bought in your life?

プロレスの本。。。小説だったと思います。 //  A pro-wrestling book...a novel/short story, I think.

7. プロレスにやっていてよかったと思う瞬間はどんなとき？ //  (** nother guess, but, I think they're asking about moments when he think it's good he's doing pro wrestling?)

違う世界を見られたとき。 // (** Times when he sees a 'different world'?)

8. ファンからの声援は聞こえる？ // Can you hear the cheers from the fans?

聞こうとすれば聞こえます。// (**auto-translator spits this out as ‘If I hear it I hear it’ but I dunno how accurate that is...it sounds a bit indifferent lol)

9. 寮生時代の得意料理は？ // (** I'm pretty sure they're asking him here what his specialty was when he was in charge of making the food at the dojo/dorm during his early days - young lions do the cooking and cleaning, etc.)

ちゃんこ // Chanko (**chanko is a very protein-heavy stew made in large quantities, traditional in sumo stables and, as it happens, pro wrestling dojos lol)

10. ファンにもらってうれしかったものは？// What are you happy to receive from your fans?

何でもありがたいです。// I'm grateful for anything/everything.  (**I would be remiss if I didn’t include this link tbh.  Any excuse.  lol.)

11. 巡業の移動中、 バスの中でしていることは？ // When traveling on provincial tours, what do you do on the bus?

雑誌や本を読んだり、 タブレットいじってます。  あんまり寝てないです。 // I read magazines, mess around with (my) tablet.  I don't sleep much.

12. 巡業に必ず持っていくものは？ // What do you always bring on tours?

お財布、 ケータイ、 試合道具 // Wallet, mobile (phone), ‘match tools’ (his gear/etc).

13. 幼い頃に憧れていた選手は？ //  As a young child, what player (wrestler) did you admire/were you attracted by?  

プロレスに憧れてました。// I admired/was attracted by pro wrestling. (** as in, all of it and not necessarily any one person)

14. コスチュームやポーズはどうやって生まれる？ // How do you come up with costumes and poses? (** technically they're literally asking how his costumes & poses are ‘born’)

自然とです。 //  Naturally/spontaneously.

15. 今いちばん闘いたい選手は？ // Who do you want to fight most now?

ダニエル・ブライアン // Daniel Bryan (** this magazine was published in 2015, so, prior to his official retirement)

16. 試合をしてみたかった伝説の選手は？ // What legendary (wrestler) did you want to (fight)?

アンドレ・ザ・ジャイアント // André the Giant

17. ライバルは誰ですか？ // Who's your rival?

人と比べないから。。。わかりません。 // Because I don't compare myself (to others)....I don't know.  (** you're a rotten liar and Tana is RIGHT THERE, sensei!)

18. CHAOSで好きな選手は？ // Who in CHAOS do you like? (**this is a fast and loose translation but that's what they mean lol)

みんな好きよ。// I like everyone.

19. CHAOSメンバーと飲むことはある？ // Do you go drinking with any CHAOS members?

ありますよ。 いちばん多いのはYOSHI-HASHIです。// Yes I do.  Most frequently, YOSHI-HASHI.

20. CHAOSメンバーを家族になとえると？ // (** they're asking if CHAOS were a traditional family who would fill what role)

お父さんは邪道さん、 お母さんが外道さん、 長男は矢野さん、 オレは腹違い // Jado is mother, Gedo is father, Yano is the eldest son, I'm a son from a different mother (**autotranslate spat out “I'm a mistake” and it took me a while to stop laughing about it)

21. YOSHI-HASHI選手の体が最近引き締まったような気がしますが、 どう思いますか？ // I feel like YOSHI-HASHI's body has recently become more toned, what do you think?

目の錯覚です。 // It's an optical illusion.

22. これまででいちばん痛かった技は？ // What technique (move) hurt the most?

若手の頃に受けたスコット・ノートンのチョップ // When I was young I was chopped by Scoot Norton.

23. 棚橋弘至選手との対戦でいちばん印象的なのはどの試合？ // Which was the most impressive match with Hiroshi Tanahashi?

ハイフライフローをグーパンチで迎撃した。。。。両国国技館でやった試合です。 (** his answer is basically ‘the one where I punched him out of the air when he was doing a High-Fly Flow...the match was at Ryogoku Kokugikan.’  He obviously doesn't remember which match it was and amazingly, neither do I, offhand)

24. どうしてそんなにアーティステイックに、 カッコ良く楽しそうに、 プロレスをしているの？ //  Why are you so artistic, cool and happy when you're doing pro wrestling?

たった一度の人生だから！ Because we only have one life!  (**YOLO to you too, sensei)

25. プロレスラーとしての職業病はありますか？ // Are there occupational diseases for pro wrestlers?

刺激を求めすぎる。 //  To seek out/want too much stimulation/excitement.

26. ��外に行くと新日本プロレスの選手でいちばん人気だそうですが、 それを受けてどう思いますか？ //  When NJPW wrestlers go overseas, you seem to be the most popular, how do you feel about receiving (that kind of adulation)?

良かったって感じ。 // It's a good feeling.

27. リング上でいちばん恥ずかしかった経験は？ // (**they're asking about the most embarrassing experience he's had in the ring but I'm not sure if they're specifically asking if it was his most embarrassing, or just something he witnessed)

矢野通の投げた木槌が自分の頭に当たったとき。// The time Yano threw a wooden hammer and it (**either hit Shinsuke in the head, or hit Yano in the head...I'm not sure!  自分の頭 could be ‘my own head’ or ‘his own head.’  Either way I'm not surprised it involved Yano and a little proud that it didn't involve Tacos...)

28. 黒いタイツと赤いタイツのどっちを穿くかどうやって決���ますか？  // How do you decide between wearing the black tights or the red?

順番です。// There's an order.

29. 使わなくなったコスチュームはどうしてる？// What about the costumes you don't wear anymore?

全部保管してあります。  人にあげたりはしません。 // I keep them all.  I won't give them to anyone else.

30. コスチュームのこだわりは？ // (** ok they're...asking about his costumes but it could be like...his fixation or pickiness or criticism? about them)

パターンとか切り返しでデザイン性を出すようにしています。// (**Yeah I'm not sure about this at all. '切り返し' is a sumo move called a twisting backward knee trip so he might be talking about freedom of movement but other than something about pattern and design I have no idea)

31. 若手時代にいちばん恐かった先輩は？ // When you were a young lion, who was the scariest senpai?

寮長の矢野通 // Dorm leader Yano Toru

32. プロレスの師匠は？ // (who is the) master of pro wrestling?

いろんな方 // Various people

33. 新しい技の開発予定はありますか？ // Do you have plans to develop new techniques (moves)?

急に生まれます。 // They are suddenly/unexpectedly born.

34. いちばん期待している後輩は？ // Which kouhai (jr. at work, just...someone coming up behind him, younger) do you expect the most from?

オカダかな。// I guess Okada.

35. 自分の試合は見ますか？ // Do you watch your own matches?

見るときもあれば見ないときまります。 // (**this boils down to sometimes, I think....the specifics escape me)

36. 最近、 いちばん美しいと感じたものは？ // Recently, what's the most beautiful thing?

海 // the sea

37. お気に入りのアパレルブランドは？ // Favourite clothing brand?

いろいろ // Various.

38. お気に入りの飲食店は？// Favourite restaurant?

コーヒーの美味しいところ。 // Place(s) with delicious coffee.

39. 何フェチ？ // (** this again...lol....at absolute face value they're asking what his fetish is but it could also be passion/enthusiasm, which seems more likely)

いろいろ // Various

40. 好きなアーティストは？ // Favourite artist(s)?

絞れません。 // I can't narrow it (down).

41. 肉体的・精神的 にくじけそうになったときの回復方法は何ですか？ // How do you recover when you feel physically and spiritually/emotionally drained?

忘れること // (I) forget about things

42. レスラーの皆さんは食事量が半端ないイメージですが、 中邑さんの食事量はどのくらいですか？ // All wrestlers have an image of eating an impressive amount, how much do you eat?

普通です。// A normal amount

43. 夜寝る前に必ずすることは？ // What do you always do before you go to sleep at night?

歯磨き // Brush my teeth

44. どんなクルマに乗っていますか？ (**this seems to be asking what kind of car he prefers to like...ride in...rather than drive?)

窮屈なクルマは好きじゃないです。 I don't like narrow/tight cars.

45. プロ野球はどこのファン？  (**....this is asking...to what extent he's a baseball fan?  I think?  Which he wasn't at all as a child, he hated baseball but his dad was fanatical about it)

野村克也さんが監督されてたときはちょっと気になってましたが、 あんまり見ません。(** to the best of my ability, he's saying he had a bit of feeling for it when Katsuya Nomura was a coach but doesn't watch much otherwise)

46. 今、 プライベートで行きたい国は？ // Now, what country would you like to go to privately (**as in, not for work)

北欧、 アラスカ、 南米、 南極 // Northern Europe, Alaska, South America, Antarctica

47. お気に入りの国は？// Your favourite country?

モロッコかな。// Morocco (**kana, I think, would mean ‘I wonder,’  or ‘I guess,’ so he's not sure but I guess that was the first thing that came to mind)

48. 京都弁はいつ使いますか？// When do you use Kyoto dialect? (** I didn't know there was such a thing!)

使いません。  実家では丹後弁です。// I don't use it.  My parent's house is in Tango province (**I guess whatever dialect that is its range doesn't extend that far?)

49. サーフィンを始めたきっかけは？ // When/how did you start surfing?

ブラジル人柔術家がコパカバーナでやってるのを見て。 // (** he says something about a person who does Brazilian Jujitsu in Copacabana...he's really led an interesting life, huh?  lol)

50. 初恋はいつ？ // When was your first love?

幼稚園 // Kindergarten

51. 好きな女性のタイプは？ // What type of women do you like?

いろいろですね。// Various types...

52. 苦手な女性のは？ // What (type of) women do you not like?

完璧主義者 // Perfectionists.

53. 女性がする好きな仕草は？ (** This came up in 'Be' as well...it seems to be like, ‘what're your favourite way for a woman to act/behave/gesture’)

女性らしければ。。。。何でも。 (**this is even more confusing but he could be saying  ‘If it's feminine...anything’ or just ‘if it's a woman, anything,’ I'm just not sure)

54. 今いちばんハマっていることは？ //  What are you most caught up by/addicted to right now?

サーフィン // Surfing

55. カラオケで必ず歌う曲は？ //  What song do you always sing at karaoke?

尾崎豊の「ダンスホール」 // “Dance Hall” by Yutaka Ozaki

56. お姉さんからは何と呼ばれていますか？ // What do your (older) sister(s) call you?

真ちゃん // Shin-chan

57. スマホカバーは？ // Is there a cover on your smartphone?

落としても大丈夫なやつ // It's safe to drop it

58. 好きなお酒は？ // Favourite alcohol?

赤ワイン // Red wine

59. ファッションのこだわりは？ // Are you obsessed with fashion?

自分の中の流行優先です。 // (** I think he's saying he has his own fashion preferences)

60. 美術部時代の代表作は？ // What was the most important work/masterpiece of your art club days?

アクリルで描いた三十三間堂の絵。  たぶんモノはないと思います。 // Acrylic paintings of Sanjusangen-do (**a Buddhist temple in Kyoto).  Perhaps there isn't (one definitive work), I think.

61. 酔っ払うとどうなりますか？ // What happens when you get drunk?

寝ます。// I fall asleep.

62. 試合のない日の服装は？// What do you wear on a day without a match?

Tシャツ、 短パン、 草履 // T-shirt, shorts, sandals. (**this is crocs erasure, sensei)

63. 叶えたい夢は？ // What's your dream?

南の島で暮らしたい。 // I want to live on a southern island.

64. ほかのスポーツでやってみたいものは？ // What other sports would you like to do?

スケボー。  前にやってたんですけど、 ちゃんと教わってみたいです。 // Skateboarding.  I've done it before but, I'd like to learn a bit more properly.

65. 着信音は？ // (what's your) Ringtone?

設定は変えてません。 // I haven't changed the default setting.

66. 苦手な人タイプは？ // What type of people are do you dislike? (**what type aren't good)

すぐに怒る人 // People who're quick to anger / lose their temper quickly.

67. 苦手なものは？// (** I think, based on his answer, they're asking him what he doesn't like eating...though it's literally more like “What stuff is bad?”

カエル、 うなぎ、 干し椎茸を戻したヤツはちょっと。。。。生椎茸はOKです。// Frog(s), eel(s), (**...something about a guy who returned dry shiitake mushrooms???  But he says that raw shiitake mushrooms are ok...)

68. 最近増えてきたプロレス女子についてどう思う？ (**I'm not certain...this is either asking him about how he feels/what he thinks about the increase in joshi puroresu - women's wrestling...as in about more promotions/wrestlers?  or like, about more women liking wrestling?  I always thought that joshi puroresu was written in reverse order but maybe it's not set in stone and that is what they mean)

いいと思います。  人生を謳歌してるじゃないですか。 //  I think it's good.  They're enjoying their lives, aren't they?  (**assuming he's referring to the women being...hypothetically referred to lol)

69. 視力は？ //  (how's) your eyesight?

両目とも2。0くらい //  It's about 2.0 in both eyes (**I think this essentially means 20/20)

70. 握力は？ // (what's your) grip strength?

計ったことありません。 //  I've never measured it.

71. 肺活量？ //  Lung capacity? (**(I think)

計ったことありません。  数値に興味がないので。// I've never measured it.  I'm not interested in numbers/numerical values.

72. ヒゲ何mmですか？  // How long/what length is your beard?

3mm

73. サーフボードはどのくらい持っていますか？  // How many surfboards do you have?

5本  // 5

74. 得意料理は？ // What's your cuisine specialty (** special dish?  One he's best at making presumably, now vs. his days in charge of the chanko)

アヒージョとか // Things like dried fish in garlic oil

75. 好きなスナックのポイントは？ // (** this....seems to be them asking him something about what snacks he likes...snack points??? but his answer is confusing in this context)

インテリアが昭和なこと // (** because it's like “The interior of the showa period” which is like an historical era both in Japanese history and also a sort of slang they use to refer to a certain period of NJPW history, which, hoo boy did it take me a while to work that out in his book.  Though plugging it into a google image search does bring up some kinda like...packaged fried shrimp or something so maybe it's a brand?)

76. 京都の峰山に行ったらここに行くべきというオススメの場所はどこですか？ // Where would you recommend (people) go when in the Mineyama area of Kyoto? (** where Shinsuke grew up)

日本海 // Sea of Japan

77. 体形維持のために気をつけていることは？ // How do you maintain your figure?

夜いっぱい食べたら朝少ししか食べない。 // If I eat a lot at night I only eat a little the next morning.

78. メガネは持ってますか？ // Do you have glasses?

失くしたまま作ってません。 // (** he says something about losing them...but I'm not sure what.  失 is an alternate for 無 in 無くす, to lose / get rid of.  作る has a lot of meanings and none of them make this any clearer.  He does have glasses, I've only seen him wear them once in a while though)

79. 海に入るのはどれくらいですか？ // (** they're asking him when he goes into the sea how long he stays)

2時間くらい //  Around 2 hours

80. 今、 プロレス以外にやってみたい格闘技は？ // Now, other than pro wrestling, what martial arts do you want to do?

テコンドー // Taekwondo

81. バスケ部時代のポジションは // When you were on the basketball team your position was?

ポイントガードとセンター //  Point guard and center.

82. バスケ部経験者として「SLAM DUNK」でいちばん好きなキャラクターは？ // As someone experienced (in being on a basketball team), who's your favourite character in SLAM DUNK? (** it's a manga lol)

三井寿 // (**I have like...no experience with either basketball or SLAM DUNK but I think he names ‘Hisashi Mitsui’)

83. クルマの運転得意ですか？ // Are you a good driver?

過信はしてません。  好きです。 //  I don't overestimate my ability.  I like it.

84. 初めて買ったクルマは何ですか？ // What's the first car you bought?

ポルシェ911カレラ // (**I don't wanna question him here but...unless he only bought his first car fairly late in life I really really doubt that his first car was a like, $100,000+ Porsche 911 Carrera lol.  But hell, maybe he did!  Maybe it was.  What the hell do I know?)

85. どうしてそんなに速くサインが書けるのですか？ // How do you write an autograph so fast?自分のリズムで書いてるから。 // Because I'm writing to my own rhythm. (**he used to, obviously, sign his name in kanji rather than that swirly cursive thing he does now.  It looked like this:

...and it never occurred to me that writing names that way would take a while but now it’s pointed out, Tana takes quite a while writing out his in that one documentary....but I digress)

86. コーヒーはどうやって飲みますか？ // How do you drink your coffee? ストレート。  朝イチはミルク入れるかな。 // Straight.  If it's first thing in the morning I put milk in, I guess.

87. 好きなスイーツはありますか？ // Do you have a favourite sweet (candy, dessert)? ピーナッツバター //  Peanut butter

88. コレクションしているものはありますか？ // Do you have collections? 冷蔵庫につけるマグネット // Magnets for the fridge (**....cat butts?!)

89. 香水はつけますか？ // Do you wear perfume? (**cologne, they presumably mean, aftershave maybe) 今はつけません。// I don't wear it.

90. サイン会や握手会などのイベントでドキッとしたことは？ // What startled you during a meet and greet? 親戚の知り合いが来たとき。 // When my relatives & acquaintances come.

91. おふくろの味は？ // What's the food like mom used to make / the taste of home cooking? へしこ // Pickled fish in rice-bran paste (heshiko)

92. 最大の失くしものは？ // (**this is phrased kinda weird like "What thing is your biggest loss" but maybe it means what he loses most frequently, or a lot of?) 現金（笑）// Cash (lol)

93. Tシャツは何サイズ？ // What's your t-shirt size? LかXL // Large or extra large

94. 女性は年上と年下ではどちらが好み？ // Do you like older women or younger women? どっちも  //  Both/either 

95. 描いた絵はどこに保管していますか？ // Where do you store the paintings you've painted? 自宅の物置 // The storage room in my house

96. 洋服はどこで買いますか？ // Where do you buy your clothes? ツアー中に地方で。 // In places during tours.

97. 朝パンですか？  ごはんですか？ // (** they're asking about his breakfasts...lol.  Like if he has bread in the morning for some reason, or cooked rice) ごはんが多いかな。// Lots of rice, I guess.

98. 何歳まで現役を続けたいですか？ // How long do you want to keep actively working? わからない。 // I don't know.

99. 30歳を過ぎて変わった部分ありますか？  (** something about...if things have changed since he was 30?  If his role has changed?) これと言ってない。// (** 'I can't say this'?)

100. 好きな言葉は何ですか？ // What's your favourite word? 「自由」というものを表現に落とし込むようにはしてます。 // (** he says 'Freedom' but then goes on to add something about...trying to...express the concept or...apply it to expression or...some damn thing, I don't know.)

[17mounteens]

Mobile Masterlist (fluff/angst/reactions/other)

Here you can find our masterlist for everything else than smut! 

» Masterlists for what we’ve written to celebrate hitting milestones can be found at the bottom! (Eg member + word drabbles, wild card scenarios)

S.Coups

Fireworks Long distance + Jealous + “I’m not letting you go until you stop crying.” (angst/fluff) Morning + cuddles + “Sometimes I wonder how I ended up with someone as wonderful as you.” (fluff) Cuddles + “C'mon, 5 more minutes!” (fluff) Always (fluff, childhood friends!AU)  In your dreams (fluff-ish, AU)  7 Minutes in heaven (fluff)  Best friend Seungcheol slowly falling in love with you (fluff; bullet points)  Fall fun (fluff)  Fluffy aftercare (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  Soulmate AU (fluff)  50’s diner AU - he’s in a biker gang and you’re very girly (fluff)  Jicheol fluff (fluff, no reader)  Poly relationship with Jicheol (fluff)  He’s really cheesy and cute to you at a fansign (fluff)  You’re in a LDR and Skype rarely, but you both struggle to stay awake (fluff) 

Jeonghan

Fireworks Bath + “You smell really nice…” (fluff) Period + shopping + singing (fluff) Cuddles + “Say what you want, I still love you.” + “Stop! You know I’m ticklish!” (fluff)  7 Minutes in heaven (fluff)  Love is blind(ing) (angst, soulmate AU)  Barista AU (fluff) Fall fun (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  Bubble bath (fluff) 

Joshua

Fireworks  Coffee + First date (fluff)  Cuddles + kisses + “I really have to go, darling…” (fluff)  You’ve had a bad day and hide in bed when you get home (fluff / hurt/comfort?)  You’re on a drama set and he purposely messes up your kiss scenes and ends up proposing (fluff)  Fall fun (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  7 minutes in heaven (fluff)  Hybrid AU (fluff)

Jun

Fireworks Sunset + holding hands (fluff) Jealous + kisses + dancing (sorta fluff w/ making out and all that)  You like him but he’s dating your best friend (angst) (part 2 ; fluffier than part 1!!) He grabs your ass and lifts you into a hug in front of the other members (99,9% fluff)      “Boyfriend does my make up” youtuber AU (fluff)  Fall fun (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points) Medieval AU (fluff-ish)  The other members come home to find you cuddled up asleep (fluff) Makeout session when you find him shirtless (steamy fluff)

Hoshi

Fireworks Dancing + “Hey! What are you doing on my phone?!” + “You’re so cheesy!” (fluff) Kisses + “I’m tired but I’m not going to bed until you come with me.” (fluff) Night + stress + “I’m tired but I’m not going to bed until you come with me.“ (fluff) Coffee + picnic + “Stay here with me?” (fluff) Sunset + rapping + “You smell really nice…” (fluff)  Dance session turns into a make-out session (suggestive fluff)  Transition from Kwon Soonyoung to Hoshi results in intense kisses (fluff with lowkey smutty hints)  Fall fun (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  You drive around all day as friends but he has a crush on you (fluff)  How would it be to date him when you’re both Shawols (fluff) First holiday alone with him (fluff)  You get into a serious argument and one day you pass out (angst ; fluffy ending) 

Wonwoo

Fireworks Rain + “Please don’t leave.” (angst) Period + “Who cares what other people think? You’re really beautiful.” + “Say what you want, I still love you.” (angst)  Confession + jealous + “Who cares what they think? You’re really beautiful.” (fluff)  College/barista!AU (fluff)  Fall fun (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  You accidentally adopt 5 kittens (fluff; bullet points)  You go on a holiday with all the members as friends, but fall in love with Wonwoo (fluff)  Wonwoo as a boyfriend (fluff) Hogwarts AU where you’re a power couple (fluff)  You confess but he rejects because he has his sights on someone else (angst to fluff, longer)

Woozi

Fireworks Confession + all nighter (fluff) Shower (fluff) Period + stress + “(S)he’s going to kill me!” (fluff) 7 minutes in heaven (fluff)  You’re his best friend and he confesses (fluff)  Fall fun (fluff)  Fluff scenario with a noona; college-ish (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  Your child asks him for a younger sibling & he brings it up with you (fluff)  Jicheol fluff (fluff, no reader)  Dorm-wide nerf gun war where you’re best friends with Woozi but betray him (fluff)  Poly relationship with Jicheol (fluff)  Soulmate AU (fluff)

DK

Fireworks  Picnic date (fluff)  You're dating and you meet Seventeen for the first time (fluff)  Fall fun (fluff)  Stop it (fluff-ish)  College AU-ish (fluff)  Splashing in puddles (fluff; bullet points)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  You’re an up and coming actress & it’s his first time acting; netizens think you look good together & turns out you like each other (fluff)  First kiss (fluff)

Mingyu

Fireworks Long distance + “I really have to go, darling…” (fluff)  Coffee + stress + “Stay here with me?” (fluff)  Everyone’s been trying to set you up for months but you’re already together (fluff)  Fall fun (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  He’s busy & stressed so you don’t see too much, accidentally tells you he doesn’t love you (angst, happy ending)  You’re a trainee at Pledis and he sees you practicing and starts liking you (fluff; also with Dino and The 8)  Cooking (fluff) He copes with a one-sided break-up (angst) 

The 8

Fireworks I only see you (fluff, high school AU) Cuddles/Kisses + “Stay here with me?” (fluff) “Say what you want, I still love you.” (angst / hurt/comfort) You’re friends with Seventeen and he develops feelings for you (fluff)  Intense make out session after his dance practice but the boys walk in (fluff) He tries to help you relax because you’re on an exam week (fluff)  Bathing together with kisses and cuddling (fluff)  Fall fun (fluff)  Number one (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  You’re a trainee at Pledis and he sees you practicing and starts liking you (fluff; also with Dino and Mingyu)  He takes care of you when you have a fever (fluff)

Seungkwan

Fireworks Crushing on you A road trip to Jeju with your 2 small children Snow + first kiss + “I really do love you. You know that, right?” (fluff) Snow + period + rapping (fluff) Ringing Memories (AU-ish, fluff?)  He sees you wearing his mother’s wedding dress (fluff)    Fall fun (fluff)  Call (fluff)  Morning fluff (fluff)  Singing a lullaby to your baby (fluff)  You cheat on him (angst)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  You sing at home without realizing the window's open, and he starts belting out with you (fluff ; bullet points)  Mini imagine: Making out (fluff, suggestive) College AU: you’re best friends, he’s stressed and you take him out for a drive (fluff)

Vernon

Fireworks Jealous + “No, she isn’t prettier than you!” + “Hey! What are you doing on my phone?!” (fluff) Song + kisses + “You’re so cheesy!” (fluff) Shower + “No, I’m not going to shower with you!” (fluff) Jealous + spring + “You’re so cheesy!” (fluff) Cuddles + kisses + “I really do love you. You know that, right?” (fluff) Make-out session (fluff) Jealous Hansol (fluff) Birthday scenario where he’s tired and you snuggle and watch a movie (fluff)  You’re Vernon’s girlfriend but he keeps seeing Mingyu and Wonwoo flirt with you (fluff) Cuddles, tickles and kisses (fluff)  Fall fun (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  Pool date (fluff)  Halloween (fluff) Vernon Supernatural AU with a soulmate twist (angst, some fluff)  You’ve nicknamed Vernon as “Sol” and sunshine etc bc he’s your sunshine and he thinks its bc of his name (fluff)

Dino

Fireworks You bringing him food to the studio (fluff) A fluffy noona scenario (fluff) Fall fun (fluff)  You’re cuddling when Jeonghan walks in and proceeds to tell the other members (fluff)  Late night date where you doze off because you're so exhausted (fluff)  He accidentally gives you a hickey, and the rest of the boys have a “serious talk” with you (fluff)  You're a year above him and use aegyo to motivate him to study (fluff)  First date (fluff)  Late night cuddling (short ; bullet points)  First kiss (fluff) You’re a trainee at Pledis and he sees you practicing and starts liking you (fluff; also with Mingyu and The 8)  You’re having a movie night and the other members come home to find you cuddled up asleep (fluff)  Zoo date (fluff)  From best friends to lovers (fluff ; bullet points)

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1-60 for Jelani (i believe thats how u spell it omg im sorry im AWFUL w names)

Yeah, that's how you spell his name. I'm terrible with names as well, it's why I gotta keep repeating them or I'll forget lol1: What is your character's biggest fear?Migraine attacks. He gets them at random and after countless tests no one has any idea what sets them off or why. Besides the immeasurable amount of pain that can cause him to blackout, his blood pressure spikes and he gets really bad nosebleeds and what's worse is that after a migraine attack his night terrors and sleep paralysis act up even more which makes him freak out and often ends with him being sedated.After migraine attacks he's hit with some very heavy insomnia that can last a week and some odd days, which brings a whole new mess of problems and risks: the fast and erratic heartbeats, the schizophrenia-like symptoms, imbalance of hormones, memory loss, headaches, microsleeps, hallucinations and so on. The only thing that sorta helps is a chemically induced coma.2: What is your character's favorite memory?When he was a kid Loke and Alfr would always take him everywhere and would constantly play with him. Alfr was kind of like an older sibling to him. One time Loke and Alfr set out to take some supplies to another village which was a 4 day trip and they took Jelani with them. Just four days with his brother and his brother's boyfriend travelling by themselves.3: What is your character's least favorite memory?During a raid his paternal grandfather was gravely injured and as much as Jelani tried to help he still died in front of him.4: Does anyone have a crush on your character? Is your character aware of this?Currently Mason does. Jelani knows but he is not going to do anything about it. He's married.5: Describe your character's dream date.Something simple. Out to eat, find a nice and tranquil place to just talk until sunrise.6: What is your character's sexual orientation?Pansexual.7: How does your character feel about their name?What's not to like? He was named after his maternal grandfather, the name means "mighty" and it only helps to boost his already elevated ego. He probably woulda ended up being named Ragnvaldr but his dad insisted that his mom name him.8: Does your character hate anyone? Why?Lucian. Out of jealousy he turned the other celestial beings against Jelani and a whole drama started that ended in war and billions dead. TBH Jelani shoulda known better but he had a short temper back then.Hróarr. The man that killed his paternal grandfather. He became Hróarr One-Armed after Jelani and Loke crippled his arm to the point where it had to be cut off.Angelus' entire maternal family. Kinda obvious as to why.9: How does your character feel about religion?He doesn't care for it much in terms of being "really devote", not exactly his thing though he does respect it. However, he does not respect the concept of Christianity, he doesn't trust it. But he has no problem with Christians themselves as long as they don't come at him with "drop paganism it's wrong" or those that use it as an excuse for pushing forward hate.10: Would your character ever kill someone?That's practically his job. Most of the threats they face HAVE to be taken out. When he was younger he and his family were dedicated to wiping out related threats.11: How did your character meet their best friend?He was born lolJelani considers his older brother his best and closest friend.12: How would/does your character feel about roller coasters?He loves going on roller coasters! The scarier and faster and bigger the better!13: What would your character die for?His brother, husband, family and close friends.14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?He was too nervous to propose face to face so he grabbed Maya (Angelus' pet ferret), tied a ribbon around her neck with the ring on it and sent her to Angelus. He didn't exactly ask, Angelus kind of asked him if that's what he meant and in the shiest whisper he confirmed that that's what he meant.15: What music genre would your character listen to?Black metal, symphonic metal, death metal. Metal!16: What other fictional characters remind you of your character?I don't wanna compare any OC to other fictional characters. Sounds stupid but I really don't like that.17: Does your character have any irrational fears?Absolute darkness. Not like the night or just a dark hall. I mean absolute darkness where you can't even see your own hands in front of you.18: How would your character feel about having their life recorded?Pissed off. He likes his privacy.19: What is your character's deepest, darkest secret?Okay, tl;dr. When Morris, Loke, Jelani and Trevor got Angelus away from his abusers Angelus made Morris promise not to hurt them. Morris never did, only because he thought it would make Angelus' guilt and mental state worse.Skip to 2 centuries later and by sheer coincidence Angelus bumped into Lexington who was the most abusive towards him. Lexington just took him with him and tortured him. Why? Idk he's an abusive predator who hated his nephew more than anything else and the thought of Angelus still being alive and happy pissed him off.So after they found Angelus Jelani and Loke found out it was Lexington so Jelani went to find him. Spent a week torturing him and then killed him. He dropped what remained of Lexington at Angelus' grandmother's place and warned her that if anyone of them ever came near him again he'd personally kill her entire family in front of her and then turn her over to some Slayers.Angelus doesn't know Jelani did that. The only one who knows anything is Loke.20: What is the most surprising thing about your character?He sleeps with a nightlight on because of night terrors that he never outgrew.21: Is your character flexible?Physically? Personality wise? Not really for the first. Yeah for the second one.22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done?Started a war that ended in the deaths of millions of celestial beings, almost destroyed an empire, led to his and thousands of other's exile.23: Is your character morally gray or black or white?Gray. V E R Y gray.24: What prejudices does your character have?None. He and his brother were raised to treat others as they'd like to be treated, to treat everyone with respect, that prejudices are harmful and why, and to be honest if he had any prejudices he wouldn't have been accepted into the organization much less been made second in command or even eventually end up as first in command.25: Would you want to hang out with your character?YES!26: What is your favorite headcanon for your character?Wouldn't this make it canon? Lmao.Anyway, been playing with the idea that after his arc he begins to try to tap into his abilities which some include magic so he switches between male and female just for fun.27: What would be the worst way for your character to die?Dying knowing that his brother or husband or family or close friends were in danger but he wouldn't be able to do anything about it.28: What pet would your character like to have?He actually has a female ball python named Slinky.29: What would be your character's favorite food?Sushi.30: Would your character have any hobbies?Reading. He reads a lot. Also video games.31: What social media would your character use?Most likely Twitter and Instagram.32: What does your character look like?Cheapo rundown. Well built, very tall, long black straight hair that he's not really fond of since he feels it just sits there and looks dull as hell, blue eyes, really dark skin and has a strange mark on his lower left side that looks like a burn. It's a sigilbut he doesn't know that until his arc.33: In what ways is your character like you?Stubborn and competitive.34: What is cliche about your character?Metalhead that's really into satanic aesthetic and imagery just for the shock factor.35: What is unique about your character?I guess the fact that he is a Maker (god of all gods) of the primordial pantheon.36: Does anyone want to harm your character?So many enemies over the centuries. There's a lot of people that wanna kill 'im but Lucian NEEDS to if he plans on keeping the realm under his command.37: Do people have justified grudges against your character?Check the previous answer.38: What role does your character play in their story?He's one of the main characters.39: What would be your character's niche on Tumblr?He would probably last three minutes on Tumblr. See what a dumb mess it is and then deactivate.40: What would be your character's favorite school subject?History and science.41: Would your character want to have any children?He's thought about it but not really.42: What would be your character's dream career?He's been doing what he's been doing for so long that nothing else would be as satisfying or even worth it.43: What is your character insecure about?Not being good enough. Messing up so badly that it would cost someone their life.44: What is your character proud of?How much he has climbed within the organization. He was the top agent for centuries which landed him a place amongst the three leaders and not just any, once Morris steps down he'll leave the organization in Jelani's hands.45: What would your character change about themselves?He'd prefer to have his mother's hair. Most likely different eye color because he's had it up to here with comments like, "Oh, wow, that is so rare on someone like you."46: Would you want to trade places with your character?God, yes, you have no idea.47: What fandoms would your character be in?He wouldn't be in any fandom. He'd peak in a little bit every once in a while but he'd never go into it.48: How would your character type?On mobile he's pretty fast. Keyboard not fast but not slow either.49: How does your character stand politically?You know the side that's NOT xenophobic, racist and downright horrible unless you're a rich, straight, cisgender, white male? Yeah, that one.50: What is your favorite thing about your character?Despite the fact that he's so powerful and capable of taking care of himself in practically any scenario he still needs his older brother.51: What is your character's favorite animal?Otters.52: How would your character act in gym class?Would participate but wouldn't go all out.53: What clubs would your character join?Book club and anything to do with video games.54: What is the saddest thing about your character's life?I can't think of anything. He's one of my OCs that's had it relatively good.55: Would your character do the Ice Bucket Challenge?Why do something idiotic when you can just donate the money directly?56: What's one of your character's quirks?He's a bit of a neat freak, everything has to be clean and tidy in his apartment.57: How would your character feel about feminism?He IS one. Without it a lot of things wouldn't have happened to make life livable for many people, himself included.58: Is your character dorky or more athletic?More dorky.59: What is your least favorite thing about your character?His ego can be jarring.60: If you could title your character's life, what would you title it?Lol I couldn't think of anything.

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10 Fun Ideas For Playing With Your Cat

Much better than his usual little toys which he quickly got tired of, ten activities and surprises to wake up the panther that lies dormant in him.

Play times are very important for a cat, especially if it is confined to an apartment . It is a way to please him but also to appeal to his hunting instincts and to avoid abnormal behaviors linked to boredom. Even if he is able to play on his own, give him about ten minutes a day around a distracting activity, preferably during the hours when he is wide awake. Often vary the games and even think about putting away some of his toys to take them out after a few days in order to renew the interest they arouse (for example throw away the boxes after a few days). Finally, avoid playing with your hand because it should not get into the habit of scratching or biting!

1. The funny fishing rod for playing with cat

There are some commercially available, but it's so easy to make one that you don't need to spend a few dollars. A stick, a string, a plug and above all a fairly flexible feather and let's go for 5 minutes of intensive play. Let him catch the string regularly so as not to discourage him! Vary the heights and speeds of movement: in the air, pulled on the ground, swings in a circle, convulsive movements ...

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 2. The game of hide and seek for playing with cat

It does not amuse all cats and mainly interests those who started playing it when they were young. As soon as he begins to approach, hide quietly. Did he find you? Run and hide in another room, your cat probably already on your heels. This game combines the pleasure of discovery with that of pursuit. Some cats also like to hide behind curtains and hear you look for them with a lot of interrogative sentences whose intonation they probably recognize (where is the cat?).

3. Flashlight or laser pointer

Irresistible to almost 100% of cats, the small spot of light that moves on the wall drives them crazy, even more so if the game takes place at night, in the dark, when the felines are in great shape. Intrigue him by first placing the ray far enough then bring it closer, giving him hope of catching it. Do not point the beam directly into his eyes.

4. Cardboard is a hit

No cat can resist it! Two formats oppose and are complementary. One, slightly too small, in which the animal will try to curl up and will end up sleeping there, overflowing on all sides, tightly packed (a mysterious pleasure!). The other, bigger, to turn over, so that he can use it as a hiding place, a shelter for the nap. The latter must be personalized with a bread knife by cutting an opening, just large enough to fit. Why not also very small windows through which he can slip an eye or a paw.

 5. The retractable double meter

Take out about 70 cm of metal tape from the box and swing it horizontally above the cat. The jerky movements, the unpredictable fold of the ribbon, the popping noises can only pique his curiosity. Apotheosis with the sudden disappearance of the double meter in its case! An amazing toy to be used in moderation so as not to dull its effects. Be careful not to touch your darling cat with ...

6. The big vase

You noticed, most cats like to drink everywhere, especially somewhere other than their bowl! A large vase, filled to the brim, which allows them to drink seated is sure to please them and ensure their water consumption, essential if they are fed with kibble. Seeing his paws through the wall of the vase is also a great moment!

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 7. The paper bag

The cat likes it in size XL, that is to say big enough and placed on its side on the ground to enter it. Start the game by gently scratching the bottom of the bag without your hand visible.

8. The sound ball for playing with cat

This great classic should not be neglected, but refine it by using two materials that particularly appeal to cats. Crumpled aluminum, very light and noisy, will delight a young and excited cat, as will tissue paper, also light, but so soft that it can be put in its mouth. Preferably throw these balls at ground level so that the cat can spot their trajectory. He is greedy ? Throw him a croquette of his favorite brand.

9. The chair returned

Is he bored , has no taste for anything? Take out the big game and turn the sofa or chair upside down (you can straighten it in a few hours). Here is a new territory to explore, with many hiding places as a bonus. A renewed environment always interests him at the highest point. On the same principle, you can ban him from a room for several weeks, then open the door to him at last… You will thus satisfy his appetite for discoveries and adventures .

10. The organza ribbon

This material, a little crunchy, which also titillates the teeth, beats all the ordinary ribbons and strings in matters of interest. Increase its attractiveness by tying a second piece of ribbon 20 cm from the end to create a kind of fork. To shake behind a piece of furniture or to let protrude from a cushion.