#madnees combat platonic matchup

[vinnival]

Is it ok if I request a platonic madcom matchup? If its romo only you're free ignore this nsbdjdnfbdb

I'm 5'3, aroace, and my gender is just. Art itself! Like on a conceptual level. I have short blue hair shaved on one side, a very "twiggy" build [I'm SUPER LIGHT jfbdjfb], and glasses. I have ADHD and it gives me a unique perception of the world [I usually call it my "artist's lens" jshdjsjd] along w a LOT of chaotic energy. I adore drawing and writing, making stories and breathing life into pictures make me happier than anything! I'm also a huge fan of video games [mainly nintendo] and loud music. I try my best to be nice to others and keep a sort of cycle of kindness going. I adore making new friends and just... being nice to people! It makes me happy :> I'm not super strong, definitely more brains than brawn and, n I use a typing quirk ⚡that lookz zomething like thiz!⚡ uhhhh... that's ab it! Hope this isnt too much/not enough jfhdjjd

OP MY FRIEND... YOU ARE SO VALID.... FELLOW NINTENDO FANS UNITE <333 you seem so cool i am seething with love. Enjoy :0

You got a platmatch! You matched with...

Tricky!

:D

I mean

What did you expect

Chaotic energy? Loud music? YOUR URL?? Cmon you'd be super good friends with mr clown man I can feel it deep in my soul

You were out painting the beautiful (okay LISTEN MADCOM NEVADA HAS A PRETTY RED SKY.) sky, littered with stars and clouds

Then you heard a very loud commotion nearby

You were curious, knowing many dangerous areas were right near your home, but you should be okay, right?

You inched over to look through the bush separating you from the sudden drop-off cliff

Below, you could see the infamous Tricky the Clown and Hank J. Wimbleton having a battle

You were very intrigued and interested, completely disregarding the fact that they were tearing each other apart

"Hey this would make a cool ass painting, with perspective and cool lighting and all" -your brain. probably

You scrambled to grab your easel

As soon as you turned away, the Clown managed to successfully kill Hank once again

You needed to run inside to grab a new canvas, not knowing your opportunity was ruined

You accidentally slammed the door in excitement

Tricky heard that

He wandered up the hill your house was on

When you rushed back outside, you very roughly slammed into him

Uh oh you just crashed into clown

You're lucky you had that canvas held out in front of you once you fell because with Tricky's reflexes, he sliced the thing in two immediately with his signature sign

"ARE YOU HANK FRIEND."

"W-what?"

"ARE YOU HANK FRIEND?!" He growled into your face, holding that sign dangerously close to your neck

"No! No, I'm not! I promise! I-I was just up here painting!"

You tried to gesture over to your other piece laying on the ground but he didn't allow you much range of movement, looking over by himself

He visibly relaxed, successfully convinced

(+100 speech)

He stayed there while you tried to calm down

You wanted to ask why he stayed but you didn't want to press him

He eventually asked you to paint him, and honestly you were kinda excited

He would do that constantly after that. He liked how you painted him :)

"ART VERY COOL. APPRECIATIVE."

You feel like you unlocked a secret side of this murder machine

He seemed very friendly and nice to you, and you shared a little bit more about yourself every time he visited

He LOVES jamming out with you oh my god

You two have similar music taste sorry I don't make the rules

You let him in your house once and he was drawn to your consoles

"THIS DIFFERENT FROM AUDITOR TECH"

You explained the console and concept of video games to him

He seemed really interested in Zelda :)

You joked around with him, and you found out he has very general humor and loves jokes and just goofing around !!

He also loves just being very chaotic

Like if you were attacked by a random thug grunt, Tricky would swoop in and swiftly take care of that little bitch

You just snort and say "ah hell nah tha clow kilt groot"

You two would proceed to roll around on the floor wheezing at that

If he sensed you guys were in danger and didn't have a weapon he'd just. Pick you up and run

"FRIEND WILL NOT GET HURT"

Meanwhile you were calling whatever wanted to attack you a pissbaby among other things

Sometimes you'd just blurt out random words that popped into your head without context

"Fourty-seven capybaras"

"I AGREE"

All in all he really appreciates you for being so nice to him and not being associated with hank lmao

Veteran madcom fans like RARARARA HE IS A KILLER!!!! A MONSTER!!!!!! AN ABSOLUTE MURDERER!!!!! Bitch he politely bought a hotdog he's not 100% kill mode

Hope you enjoyed this op :}

[vinnival]

Howdy friend! Could I get a funky madcom matchup, and if request are closed, ignore this! (I'm on mobile 24/7, so I'm never super sure) I'm 4'11 with dark brown eyes and hair and a baby face. I've got dreadlocks that go a little past mid back and I wear prescription sports goggles instead of normal glasses

Agender, aroace that usually uses he/they/it, but I'm fine with any

I've got a metric shitton of mental illness, so my mental state is Wack™, but I'll point out my Autism and ADHD since those affect me the most (socially and emotionally) Paradoxical is the best word to describe me since I can go from feral gremlin to so-quiet-you-forget-Im-there. I can be blunt and straight forward with my words (especially with affection, I'll casually say something real heartfelt and sincere with the same tone as someone talking about the weather) Ive also got a trash sense of humor and will basically laugh at anything (ive memorized so many memes, shitposts, and copypastas just for the sake of a joke)

I embrace being a smol since I've got access to ALL the hiding spots, and I'm often underestimated so it's always fun messing with people ( ･ิω･ิ)✧  Somewhat book smart, the sciences, maths, and engineering are my favored subjects. Mostly a big psychology and astronomy nerd and really big into art. The world is my canvas, and if something can be drawn on, it WILL be drawn on. I have questionable eating habits (forgetting to eat is a problem of mine so I always have snacks on me, and I tend to eat things I really shouldnt; Ex. Chalk). I use chewlery a lot otherwise I end up eating my fingers and lips (╥w╥)

Food is important to me, so I can be a lil aggressive when it comes to waste and the following food law (i.e. dont eat what isnt yours). Food agression is Real™ in me, so trying to interact with me while I'm eating or cooking isnt advised (I WILL BITE)

Basically a cat: super flexible, kinda do my own thing, and when it comes to affection, headbutts, rubs, bites and/or licks are my main forms of expression. (Tho, there are times where I'll just, randomly stop what I'm doing, say "Hey, look at me", and when attention is achieved, make a heart with my hands, softly say "I love you", then continue whatever I was doing like nothing happened. When the nyoomies randomly hit, VolumeControl.exe stops working properly and I always feel bad when I get too loud. I usually stim by pacing around while talking/singing to myself, make random noises (mostly beep, meow, trill, etc.,) and also hand flappy! I mirror things alot, so if I interact with someone long enough, I'll subconsciously start mimicking them and their habits (mostly verbal quirks and accents, but physical quirks too sometimes).

(Thank you for filling this out, if you do anyways, and I am so sorry if this was too long (｡•́ - •̀｡))

OP I goddamn adore you !!! I can probably pick you up with how short you are (/lh) and just hug the heck outta ya if you wanted !! Enjoy <3

You got a match! You're matched with...

Hank!

:D

You were rescuing a litter of kittens and their mom from under a destroyed home, minding your business

When you got the litter out, the mother followed

They even all very grateful to you, even responding to your stimming by meowing themselves

Hank heard the commotion, and well, who wouldn't be curious about a bunch of meowing nearby?

Hank want pet cat too

He was surprised to see you there

He approached cautiously, then you noticed him

You started feeling awkward, but through his goggles, Hank attempted to display as much gentleness as he could muster- being the man he is, though, wasn't gonna make that easy dkdjf

You were still kind of nervous, but when they pointed to the mother cat snuggled into your arms, you understood, and handed the cat over

She was a little confused on why she was being transferred but she looked as comfortable as ever in Hank's arms

You noticed he, too, was doing the hand flaps you always do (while holding a cat too!) and was 100% more interested about him

You began to hold light conversation with him

He didn't like talking much, you noted, so you decided to just avoid talking unless you absolutely needed to know something

You offered to take the cats back to your place, and he nodded

He helped you carry the mother back while you had the litter :]

And after that, Hank periodically checked up on the cats (he later admitted he also wanted to see you too!)

They were just beginning to eat hard food when he offered to take the cats under his wing

"I'll get a lot more supplies quicker than you could. No offense," he would say

You didn't mind, but you made an offer: if he were to take the cats, he was gonna take YOU too

he agreed !!!

Deimos and Sanford love the kitties, naming them all AWWW

Off topic from the matchup but Deimos definitely named one of them Little Guy Deimos and Sanford playfully smacked him over the head for it

You get fiercely strict about the food, explaining your reasoning helped the others warm up to you and your lifestyle a bit better

You and Hank talk a lot about science, and psychology

He noticed you acting a lot like the cats you all owned, and he thinks its so cute

You mentioned how you would use just about anything to draw on one time

A couple of days later on a supply run, he came back with cat food and a sketchbook with some charcoal pencils

"There wasn't much at the old store, this was all I could find"

You still appreciated him for it!

This mf watched you almost eat poison ivy (you were spaced out, just walking around outside)

He had to YELL. he wasn't used to yelling but it caught your attention so 👍

You always feel like you're annoying him when you ask for attention, but he doesn't mind it at all- in fact... he actually likes giving you attention :>

Honestly he loves that you're so cat-like, have i mentioned that?

He'd find you in random small places around the house and would be concerned for your posture with how you fit in the spaces

You sometimes tell Hank about cool astronomy stuff and he's just like. Whoa space !

You and him just click so well and understand each other so well, and the cats you had really tied it all together in a cute friendly little bundle of happy

Hell yeah OP!! Sorry this took a hot minute to write, I hope you enjoyed it nonetheless :3