#also lizzie and charlotte totally had an intensely charged romantic friendship as youths that they mellowed out from

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why do mid straight romances always reference Mr. Darcy, it never makes me care about their irritating male lead, it just makes it very very very tempted to turn on Pride and Prejudice (2005) so I can once again watch matthew macfayden and keira knightley both be pathetic wet cats about each other and then I inevitably black out and wake up to the bonus ending scene on loop

"How are you this evening, my dear?"

"Very well... although I wish you would not call me 'my dear'."

"Why?"

"Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something."

"What endearments am I allowed?"

"Let me think... 'Lizzy' for every day, 'My Pearl' for Sundays, and... 'Goddess Divine'... but only on very special occasions."

"And... What should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy...?"

"No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy" when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy."

"Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy?"

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her forehead]

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her right cheek]

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her nose]

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her left cheek]

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her lips]

Ah fucj I did it agai n. I tuought about it so much I manifested th e video

every day i wake up to the tragedy of not being in a loving relationship with nb butch mr. darcy and keira knightley, despite every prior night knowing my heart'd surely collapse beneath my dreamscape's yearning