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harpieisthecarpie · 1 month ago

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why do mid straight romances always reference Mr. Darcy, it never makes me care about their irritating male lead, it just makes it very very very tempted to turn on Pride and Prejudice (2005) so I can once again watch matthew macfayden and keira knightley both be pathetic wet cats about each other and then I inevitably black out and wake up to the bonus ending scene on loop

"How are you this evening, my dear?"

"Very well... although I wish you would not call me 'my dear'."

"Why?"

"Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something."

"What endearments am I allowed?"

"Let me think... 'Lizzy' for every day, 'My Pearl' for Sundays, and... 'Goddess Divine'... but only on very special occasions."

"And... What should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy...?"

"No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy" when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy."

"Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy?"

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her forehead]

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her right cheek]

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her nose]

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her left cheek]

"Mrs. Darcy..." [kisses her lips]

Ah fucj I did it agai n. I tuought about it so much I manifested th e video

every day i wake up to the tragedy of not being in a loving relationship with nb butch mr. darcy and keira knightley, despite every prior night knowing my heart'd surely collapse beneath my dreamscape's yearning

#pride and prejudice 2005 is great for many reasons #1 being that its 2 cat coded people forced to cohabitate bc of their dog coded loved ones #2nd being the sheer amount of neurodiverse rizz they both bring to the table #3rd. hand clench.#4th props setting and sound design #5th keira knightley's elizabeth voice has the giggly mischief of that person who numbered and hid rubber duckeys #all over their parents house #6th the more pathetic matthew macfayden played darcy the more i questioned whether i could truly never be into men #7th bonus epilogue #8th i very often contemplate jane bennett and caroline bingley as a couple.#also lizzie and charlotte totally had an intensely charged romantic friendship as youths that they mellowed out from #9TH DARCY HAS A SISTER. AND THE SCENE WHERE LIZZIE MEETS HER. AND WHERE LIZZIE SEES THE STATUE BUST OF DARCY AND IS FILLED WITH #SO. MUCH. YEARNING.#thats the shit baybeeeee #hm. i always forget how strongly i feel about pride and prejudice 2005

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