#also like...these tots are gonna be around for like ever
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llama-head · 2 years ago
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[English] Okie, so I wanna play housh! I wanna be a mommy, Rhi-Rhi is gonna be baby.
[Rhiannon] Yay!
[English] What about you guys?
[Tasha] Newton has to be the daddy.
[Newton] I don’t wanna be the daddy.
[Tasha] If you’re gonna be a boy and play with us, you have to be a daddy.
[Araceli] Tasha, he doesn’t want to be!
[Tasha] Well then he can go play with the boys!
[Newton] But I wanna play with you guys!
[Primrose] Newt’s a boy?
[Newton] I don’t wanna go play with the boys, and I don’t wanna be the daddy.
[Tasha] Well who do you wanna be, the uncle?
[Newton] I don’t know...I don’t play house.
[Tasha] Well you can also be the brother, those are all the boy roles.
[Newton] Um, sure I guess.
[English] Newt, you don’t have to be a boy, you can play a girl role too!
[Tasha] No he can’t! He’s a boy!
[English] He can play a girl!
[Newton] I don’t really want a girl role.
[English] Oh.
[Newton] I’ll just be the brother.
[English] Okie.
[Rhiannon] Grass!
[English] Don’t pick grass!
[Rhiannon] Grass!
[Marcus] Do you guys like dinos? I love dinos! Do you have a favourite dino? I like T-rexs!
[Tyler] You still like dinos?
[Marcus] Yea!
[Gavin] We’re more into dragons now.
[Tyler] All the other kids at preschool are.
[Marcus] Oh, so you don’t have a favourite dino?
[Tyler] No.
[Marcus] Hmph.
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toestalucia · 1 year ago
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if u told me theyd keep mentioning the zombie outbreak in events....
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ipatrichor · 3 months ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Diluc & Kaeya (Genshin Impact) Characters: Diluc (Genshin Impact), Kaeya (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Rescue, Light Angst, i think it's light? it's mostly the Implications, Mystery Summary:
Lowering his weapon, Diluc turns to face them. Now that the blur of combat is over, he can begin to make out the details of their appearance, and the words of thanks die on his lips as he takes in the sight of what can only be described as a creature made of ice.
It’s mostly turned away from him, head turned to the side just enough for a glowing blue light reminiscent of an eye to be visible. Its body seems to be made entirely of ice despite its fluid moment, and there’s no hiding the danger posed by the large claws and sharp crystalline tail.
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or, when in an unfavorable position diluc is saved by an icy creature strangely reminiscent of his missing brother
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sluttyminghao · 6 months ago
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hiii! it’s tots fine if u don’t want to do this but i was wondering if it was possible for perv dino… 😣😣
thank u @bitchlessdino and @okiedokrie for feeding into my delusions with this
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you couldn't believe you had to buy another pack of underwear, it was at least the third pack you had been through and it's like as soon as you had worn them, they just disappear. you've checked the washing machine, thinking they might've been stuck or eaten by the machine, but to your dismay there was nothing.
"chan! im home from the store, i got the snack cakes you wanted!" your voice echoes through the seemingly empty apartment you shared with your best friend, even though you knew he'd be home. he might've been having a nap, considering he mentioned he was tired before you left.
with snack cakes in hand, you venture further into the house, only to hear the faint sound of the washing machine running and another odd noise you can't quite grasp. wanting to investigate further, you walk toward the laundry, only to drop the snack cakes at your feet in shock.
your eyes are wide as you see chan standing over the washing machine, a pair of your panties in hand. he's got the cloth held up to his nose, breathing deeply with his eyes closed, so he can't see you standing there yet.
upon further inspection, you can see an obvious tent in his sweats and a small wet spot on the front. your jaw drops at the sight, your body suddenly feeling warm and conflicted. it's a sensation you've never felt before, but it doesn't last long as chan whips his head around in surprise; you must've knocked the snack cakes on accident.
"w-what are you doing home so early?" the panties haven't left his hand and you can see his cock straining in his sweats. while he stumbles on his words, his eyes have a glint of mischief in them. your mouth opens and closes multiple times, but no words come out.
he can see your face turning pink, so instead of prompting you to speak, he drags you into the laundry and turns you around so your ass is flush with his clothed erection. you can feel him grinding against you ever so slightly, and can also hear him inhale deeply.
your body slumps over the washing machine as he ruts against you a little harder and faster, his body taking over from his mind. without a second thought, your hands rush to pull your leggings down and expose yourself to him, earning a groan from him and another inhale.
"fuck youre so hot, gonna let me fuck you while I sniff your panties?" the sentence alone has your legs squeezing together and a whine leaving your lips. his body leaves yours for a brief second, and you hear the rustling of clothing before you can feel his heavy cock resting against your ass, and he begins rutting again.
"i didnt hear you, sweetheart, gonna let the pervert fuck you stupid, huh?"
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uhhlifeig · 24 days ago
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Snow - Dec. 15th - word count: 472 - @wolfstarmicrofic
Five little bundled-up figures were playing in the snow-covered backyard as their parents looked on in amusement.
“Catch this, Pete!” five-year-old James Potter yelled as loud as his little lungs would let him. He scooped up a handful of snow and hurled it at Peter.
Peter ducked. “Hey!” he pouted. “I wasn’t ready! That’s not fair!”
James stuck out his tongue. “I don’t care.”
“Readiness is for losers,” Sirius yelled from where he was laying in the snow while attempting to teach Remus how to make snow angels. “Join Remus and me here, it’s fun.”
“Oh! Siri, Remmy, Jame,” Peter said. “We should all get married!”
“Why?” Sirius asked, sitting up and tilting his head like a dog. 
“Because it’s already all white and pretty outside, dummy!” Peter exclaimed as if it were obvious. “And because we’re never gonna leave each other. Right?”
“Right!” James agreed, nodding eagerly. “Let’s get married! No kissing, though. That’s yucky.”
“Remmy, we should get married first!” Sirius shrieked, getting up and tackling Remus. “‘Cause that way we’ll be together forever and no one else can have you b’cause I’ve already dibsed you!”
“Mhmm, okay,” Remus nodded mock-gravely, shrugging Sirius off. “How d’ we get married?”
“Well, Maman says that her and Papa said some lovey stuff and kissed but we’re not kissing ‘cause that’s disgusting,” Sirius said, getting up and dusting himself off. “So uh, we can just say lovey stuff then?”
“Sure,” Remus shrugged. “Siri, you’re the greatest friend I could ever ask for-” 
“WAIT!” James yelled. “What about me and Pete? Remmy, you’re- you’re- evil!”
“Shhhh, Remmy is trying to talk here James,” Sirius said, turning around to glare at him. “Be quiet for a sec, okay?”
“Fine,” James harrumphed, crossing his arms and plopping down on the ground, pouting.
“Well, you’re the greatest friend ever, and you’re very smart and cool,” Remus finished. “It’s your turn now, Siri.”
“Remmy, you’re funny and you’re pretty and you smell nice, and you are my bestest friend no matter what,” Sirius grinned. “We’re married now, right?” 
James pouted even harder from where he was sitting, scooping up some snow and packing it into a ball before throwing it at Sirius’s back. 
It landed, and Sirius turned around, hollering, “Snowball fight!” 
“Aren’t they so precious?” Euphemia Potter cooed, watching the exchange from inside the house.
���Yeah, they are. You were right, Effie, leaving the Blacks was probably the best thing I could’ve done for my children,” Walburga admitted, sipping her tea as she watched a four-year-old Regulus run around. “Thank you for knocking some sense into me.”
“No need to thank me. Also, I’m never wrong. On that topic, I think that in fifteen years, give or take a few, Sirius and Remus will get officially married.”
“Oh, definitely. Twenty Galleons says they’ll be engaged at nineteen.”
“Deal."
(does this REALLY count as a wolfstar microfic? theyre literally teeny tots lmao)
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urf4vsc0rpio · 28 days ago
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hi scorpio. seeing the words "freak scale" in a pretty cursive font is something i never though id ever lay my eyes on. and yet here we are.
how about fluff cutie patootie romance sweetie pie scale? 1-10 of course. we gotta make sure ur wife isnt lacking.
-dani lovr xoxoxo freak bot
Dimitrescu Sisters Fluff Scale
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Nothing just fluff, def ooc
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: -
𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: I thought it would be funny HAHHAHA Nways dinner is served <3
I had to lay on the floor sm times just thinking abt what else to add
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Bela Dimitrescu
Fluff Scale: 11/10
Look me in the eye and tell me this woman is NOT touch starved. Exactly, you can't bcs it's true
Sure she's busy most of the time but that doesn't mean she won't make time for cuddles
Poor girl is constantly stressed and done w her sisters shenanigans, give her a hug...
"Mmm..." She would mumble w her face buried in your chest as you ran your fingers through her hair, asking her how her day went.
When u guys first dated, I don't think she'd enjoy physical touch that much but would soon warm up to it and demands it always every damn time
You could walk into her room, see her busy and stressed n allat. The second you sat yourself in her lap, she'd immediately drop everything she was doing just to pull you closer and bury her face in your neck/chest while mumbling how much she missed you or how nice you smell
Waking up early? Don't even think about it, she'd whine and pull you closer "Don't go...just a few more minutes..." proceeds to cuddle in bed for an hour. R u gonna complain? HELL NO
Oh you're cooking? Would stand behind you with her arms wrapped around your waist and her face buried in your neck. "Bela I'm cooking..." "You can manage"
The second you open your arms, she'd immediately launch herself into your embrace.
Enjoys having her hair played w
Little playful nibbles and kisses have her heart
Would definitely kiss you all over just to hear you laugh
She's definitely the type to purposely brush her fingers against yours
Adjusts your collar, scarf, or hair with focused care, showing her attention to detail and thoughtfulness.
Would tots rest her forehead against yours after a kiss
Cup her face and she'd immediately lean into your touch with a happy hum. Trust me on this, I can confirm this fact cuz I'm married to her w 2 cat babies.
Def goes to u when her day is shit, crawling into bed and just laying on top of u, resting her head against ur chest to listen to ur heartbeat
Ur heartbeat = Absolute comfort
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Cassandra Dimitrescu
Fluff Scale: 8/10
Bold but starved that's fo sho
Def wouldn't shy away from physical affection once she’s comfortable with her lover. Lowkey a natural flirt but also secretly craves genuine closeness which she masks with her playful teasing bcs idk...she's just built like that. Skibidi Alpha core
"Hah! Me? Touch starved!? Never!" While having you trapped in her embrace, refusing to let you go when you tried to squirm away just to prove her wrong
Would casually initiate lil touches but lingers longer than necesarry despite saying she doesn't care abt physical touch cuz it's stupid
100% would tackle u down playfully, saying that it's "just for fun and to test your strength" when in reality this is her way of seeking closeness w u w/o asking for it and embarrassing herself...cough and her ego cough cough
Pulls you into her lap w no shame whenever u two r alone "What? I can't pull my lover into my lap anymore?"
She’d want to be the only one you touch or hold and wouldn’t hesitate to make it known.
When u two r alone, Cassandra would soften. She’d lay her head on your chest, listening to your heartbeat, maybe even play w ur hair
Think of a manly dude cuddling his gf, immediately acts like he wasn't just whining softly when he saw her recording. Yea that's her.
Bold but starved that's fo sho
Grumbles when u point out how much she enjoys cuddling, says she's just bored but refuses to let u escape her grip
Def wouldn't shy away from physical affection once she’s comfortable with her lover. Lowkey a natural flirt but also secretly craves genuine closeness which she masks with her playful teasing bcs idk...she's just built like that. Skibidi Alpha core
She'd never admit it but she craves being held as much as she loves holding u. After a stressful day, she might just pull you close and rest her head on ur chest, staying silent but clearly seeking comfort which u happily give
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Daniela Dimitrescu
Fluff Scale: 13/10
No words, just look at her.
This woman is CLINGY and she is PROUD.
Clings onto you whenever she can
Around you 24/7, either standing near u or just all up in ur personal space, clinging onto u like a koala
"This is y/n, she loves her personal space" "This is Daniela, Daniela also loves y/n's personal space"
Would be all over her you, always seeking physical contact. Whether it’s holding hands, cuddling, or resting her head on their shoulder, she craves constant reassurance through touch.
Being close to u = Ultimate comfort
Unbothered by how clingy she is, as long as ur aware of how much she loves u (and ur personal space)
Would tackle u before saying "Just wanted to be near u :3"
Kisses out of the blue
Just like Bela, she enjoys having her hair played w
Would pout and whine when u try to get up "Dani I need to piss..." "Okay and??"
Would giggle mischievously when she manages to pull u back down, clearly happy that she got her way
Eventually (reluctantly...rlly reluctantly) lets u go when u genuinely need to go somewhere
Also like Bela, wouldn't let u leave her bed "It's too early to get readyy!! Stay with mee" Proceeds to miss breakfast
She’d insist on sitting in your lap or making u sit on her lap, laying her head in your lap, curling up beside you with her arms wrapped tightly around you, just anything that involves being near u, she loves it
If cuddling was a sport, she'd ALWAYS win.
You'd be the first person she finds after a hard day, wordlessly throwing herself into your arms
Drama queen.
"You...you refuse to give me the affection I so desperately crave...?" you just said you were busy "Oh! I am hurt!" W her hand against her forehead and the other one on her chest "This is torture!"
Ur nightly cuddles consist of Daniela either falling asleep in ur arms or falling asleep w u in her arms, clinging onto you tightly as if you might just disappear if she were to loosen her grip.
When she’s feeling emotional or scared, Daniela would def crawl into your arms and cling to you silently, just needing the reassurance of your presence. "Bad day?" "Mhm..." "I got you, lovebug. I'm here" "Mm..." followed by small sniffles while u trace gentle patterns on her back which btw have I mentioned that she loves it when u do that? It's like the ultimate source of calm
She’d love giving and receiving soft, lazy kisses
Def enjoys playfully nibbling u.
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lowkeyrobin · 10 months ago
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MCYT with an S/O who fosters kittens? :D
OH MY LORD YESYESYESHDNSKDNDN I had sm inspo w this bc I have 5 cats (cats are one of my favorite things ever I swear) and yeah dkkdkd THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST
MCYT ; you foster kittens
includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, foolish gamers, & slimecicle
warnings ; language, talk of harm towards animals
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TOMMYINNIT
genuinely feels so bad when you have to let the cats go
like he tears up nearly every fucking time
he watches some of these poor cats go from aggressive and distant, barely able to eat because they don't trust you yet, to warm, loving and cuddly little creatures
he literally watches them grow and he gets so emotional cause like why can't you keep all of them???
he'll be off to the side when you're handing them away to a new home wiping his tears
he's more emotional about it than you
he gifts you like new cat food bowls and cat towers and stuff once they get all beaten to a pulp
if you're fostering more than like three at a time, he'll have a gang of them on his lap while he's editing, recording, or lounging around
his hands are always covered in scratches and scars because he'll fuck around and find out even after you warn him about them being feisty at first
"this one got ran over by a car and he's blind now"
"can we keep him?? :("
RANBOO
like tubbo, it warms his heart to see you care so much about the poor babies that just need a little help readjusting and understanding that not all people are bad/you're there to help them
absolutely loves when you bring back like little feisty babies that barely know how to walk but know how to hiss
they can't help but laugh like "awe oh my god, this is so sad but it's so cute"
when I tell you all those cats are so spoiled by them
it's sweet though, he really cares about all the cats you take in too, you honestly foster them together at this point
you guys end up keeping this tuxedo cat with one eye and name it Jellyfish (as per chats vote)
the amount of fanart of you two with jellyfish 💔💔💔 so cute
jellyfish becomes the mom of all the new fosters and looks over them and shit, that way they ease into the new environment a little better
buys all the fosters outfits. there's a barbie sized closet for all the clothes
FREDDIE BADLINU
it's like there's a new cat every week considering he brings back street cats as well LMAO
these mf cats are SO SPOILED but they deserve it
he gets so attached to the disabled ones because he loves having to help them out
he loves teaching them how to eat from his hands too
it's so funny, like they'll nick his fingers and he'll be like "fuck, that tickles, Mr. Peanut!"
gets so emotional when you have to give them to better homes
like hugs and kisses them goodbye 4 times
he genuinely thinks your magic, watches those cats go from shy and trying to stay away from you to like being attached to you by the hip and all wagging their tails
he's constantly running around the house playing with them too
he loves seeing them pop up on 2 legs like meerkats when he's serving them wet food or treats LMAO
NIKI NIHACHU
she couldn't care less that the house is loaded with cat stuff and a whole room is filled with cat towers, shelves and toys for them
loves making new little puzzles/mazes for the cats with the shelves, making a little competition to see who can get to the top fastest
she names the cats because she's gonna get attached either way, but after a while they become more and more silly
like they go from Sebastian and Pixel to Tater Tot and Simon From Alvin And The Chipmunks so quickly
she learns how to make homemade cat treats as well
she also, like ranboo, gets a little barbie closet and fills it with cat outfits
some cats like the outfits and others don't, but the ones who do, good god it's like britney manson on the runway
absolute ws in that house, photoshoots for days
QUACKITY
"AH WHAT THE FUCK? Y/n! come get Jessie and Walter, they've invaded my stream!"
he genuinely names most the foster cats characters from meme shows/movies/memes in general
actually named one Badass Grandmas Meme ; also named another Hurricane Tortilla after that one vine
always taking .5s of the cats once they've accepted that he exists as well
sometimes they hop on his desk and join the stream
"Oh, look! it's Goldfish, she's the newest foster that y/n took in"
constantly taking pictures of you and the fosters throughout the stages of rehabilitation
from hissing and scratching to cuddling on the couch and lazy naps
no cat leaves without a little pair of sunglasses
he's genuinely inspired to make quackity cat merch because most of the fosters you take in LOVE clothes LMAO
FOOLISH GAMERS
literally treats these mfs as babies
you'll walk in and see him holding one of the elderly cats you're rehabiliting from a bad home whom just got rescued and he's holding this poor girl like a literal infant
she loves it though, most the cats do
the fosters love playing with his hair too, and he plays into it, always bends down to their level and wobbles his hair around for them to smack around and try to chew on
he has such a soft spot for them
if you're having one of those rare moments where you might give up on a cat, he's right there to try and help you
flea baths on kittens are always done by him, he feels so bad for each of them, meanwhile you're on cat-drying duty and giving them a lil medication to kill any remaining fleas
he's 50/50 on names at first but gives up with trying to not name them bc he gets attached anyways
"Oh, lookit! this is Evergreen, she's been chilling with us for like, 3 months I think"
he loves when they interrupt his streams bc they're so cute and explorative and curious LMAO
CHARLIE SLIMECICLE
he's the most supportive of you fostering cats like ever
loves fucking around with them and sliding them around on the floor, if there's any long hair cats, he loops very loose bows and clips around their fur and shit
cradles them like babies to sleep
and then slips them into the cat tower or on the couch/bed etc
even covers them with a little blanket
"Oh shit, they've invaded, they're raiding! the axe weilding brothers are here!"
gives them the most dumbass names like Microwave Popcorn and Toaster Strudle
he frames pictures of every cat in the hallway once they leave
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kerubimcrepin · 3 months ago
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LIVEBLOG: Wakfu Season 4, Episode 7
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Grandpa piss, being a part of the Remote Viewers Division doesn't prevent you from being a deadbeat. KILL him Eva.
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What were YOU doing at the devil's sacrement, King [insert name here] Sheran-Sharm!
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I love women who are tortured for an eternity and then die in some way that will not kill them in a way that matters #signaliscore posts
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Man haha I wonder if this might be saying something about Yugo (and Joris, but that goes without saying on this blog)
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I have seen people criticize this moment, but let me be the devil's advocate: after seeing years of fans saying that Flopin is the boring twin, or that Eva has no backstory, them getting a problem-causing grandpa is literally so good.
And I think I understand why Flopin did this, since he says himself that he actually feels like the boring twin... I understand why he felt like going with this man, to learn about this guild, and where he comes from.
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[starts hacking up blood] you know what other duo of demigods in this franchise had a twin who felt like they were living in the shadow of their sibling and his wonderful white fur—- [is shot by animal control]
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I loooove comparing all the characters in this show, because it's genuinely a good way to approach Krosmoz, since Tot likes exporing the same themes (immortality/family) over, and over, and over, and over. And what I can say rn is: man, having normal parents makes jealousy-based plots much more tame. Atcham went in a "I want to be great like you, so I need to end you, you don't care about me like I care about you anyway" direction instead of a "I want to be great like you, so I'm gonna leave and work on myself, and then we can stand side by side someday"
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I do think he is going to hurt his sister in some major way with this decision and in the end it will be a bitter, or bittersweet memory <3 I believe in the power of toxicity <3
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To elaborate on the thing I said about titles, Astra is the ruling queen (to be precise, she is the daughter of the king of Bonta who was mentioned in seasons 1-2 and OVAs, who seems to have passed away); while her wife is either queen-consort, or a princess-consort.
However, Wakfu kingdoms may have worse, weirder rules than real life about inheritance.
The reason I am not getting my panties in a twist about the same-sex aspect of this (besides me supporting toxic royal yuri + being against homophobia or whatever) is that this is a magical universe, idk. they could adopt or get magically pregnant. It's literally a non-issue for me. UNLIKE PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTANDING THE CONSORT SYSTEM AND—-
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Joris is present in all the kingdoms as Yugo's emotional support mediator/ambassador, except for Brakmar. I assume they simply do not let this fucking man into their palace, and rightfully so. He's literally a Bontarian narc. He'd use that chance to steal documents or some shit.
Btw I find it so funny how he keeps the same neutrally haunted look.
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If a Bonatrian political leader goes for a week without wanting to start genocide against a people who isn't into the main 12 gods, they start getting the shakes from withdrawal.
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I imagine living for hundreds of years and experiencing unimaginable suffering would make one pretty averse to being bossed around by some random guy who was born into wealth and has not known a second of grief in their life.
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I feel it is important to point out: Joris was the one who made sure the meeting with Astra happened. He also felt this was important enough to try and organize meetings with other kings and queens. This is a dangerous situation.
As always, absolutely nobody listened. Nobody ever listens.
As I was saying, I imagine living for hundreds of years and experiencing un—-
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I think the fact that Joris went with them has to say something about him. Yes, it is probably his sense of responsibility — he doesn't exactly want bad things to happen...
But also it explicitly puts a wedge between him and the Bontarian government. He values Yugo more.
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kakabelorias · 10 months ago
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CosmicStatic
Vox x Yandere Reader
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Sickeningly Sweet Yandere Ori
I can only ever draw cute shit okay, im sorry thats like all i post ToT
˚    ✦   .  .   ˚ .      . ✦     ˚     . ★⋆. ࿐࿔    .     ˚     *     ✦   .  .   ✦ ˚      ˚ .˚    ✦   .  .   ˚ .             ੈ✧̣̇˳·˖✶ ✦
♡• Somehow manages to get him in a deal
♡• He probably thinks nothing of it because come on, he's Vox. What's a random everyday sinner gonna do?
♡• Apparently catch him when he's dead tired and in a rare mood where he'll just mindlessly say yes to things in order to be left alone to sleep
♡• Oh how he looks so pretty in the new chain wrapped snuggly around his neck!
♡• Can't even hypno eye his way out of this one-the deal specifically stating some sort of protection in your favour of it.
♡• Hates the chain and the idea of being "owned" but warms up to the "wifely duties" you do for him-delicious homemade meals, clean living space, a listening ear to his rants and ideas
♡• Headcanoning him having an immense love for sharks so having a yandere s/o who wants to hear all his info dumps, and random little ramblings gives some sort of comfort to him
˚    ✦   .  .   ˚ .      . ✦     ˚     . ★⋆. ࿐࿔    .     ˚     *     ✦   .  .   ✦ ˚      ˚ .˚    ✦   .  .   ˚ .             ੈ✧̣̇˳·˖✶ ✦
These are simple, dumb, fun little headcanons I thought I'd add. They're mainly for fun, and not related to the vision and story I have for CosmicStatic in the slightest lol. Also I kept everything very vague for more reader friendly purposes!
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coolingrosa · 4 months ago
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Honestly about nightmare....it upset me quite a bit how he just didn't at all understand why Killer was acting out like this. It felt so obvious? Like with Dust showing up and Killer acting out in response to it....Unless this is a common occurrence? I am really wondering what nightmare thought about this, if he even tried to read Killer and his behaviour or perhaps ask Dust about the relationship between the two. Did he just not think anything about it? Just assume "oh its a kid throwing a tantrum, it'll pass"? Man i'd rly like to know it from his perspective. Maybe he is used to ppl throwing tantrums, considering I am pretty sure error flips out a lot too. I guess the problem hereby lies with the fact error is an immortal and an adult and killer,.,,is not. and nightmare just simple doesn't distinguish the two properly.
But honestly I think nightmare should have known better than to snap at Killer ToT..... I believe that him snapping did ultimately the most damage, error just kinda added a bit more salt to it to be put it simple. After all Killer favoured Nightmare obviously a lot more than Error, he was like a parent figure for him basically. So Nightmare snapping would mean a lot more than what Error says. I don't like how error told Killer that advice though, he basically just told him to "suck it up", in the pretense of "caring" for nightmare and not wanting to see him upset. It feels wrong to say that error cares though, because of how he is STILL stuck in the past. It almost feels like he is talking and giving advice to Killer more for himself than for nightmares sake.
Both error and nightmare are so inexperienced with mortals and so fucking mentally fucked up themselves, I doubt they will act any different unless someone who is a mortal corrects them...And I honestly thought Dust would do it? At one point it felt like he knew why Killer did it, but then it felt like he did not?
ultimate question however: how will nightmare react to Killers change? I wonder if alarm bells will ring or if he will just think that Killers "phase" finally passed. And I fear it'll be the latter.... So sorry for the long ass essay, I have SO many questions AND IT IS SO HARD TO TELL WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND HOW THIS MESS OF A MAKE-SHIFT FAMILY IS GOING TO DEVELOPE.....
You’re analysis is so wonderful and definitely the mixed emotions I wanted to give. Especially since good and evil doesn’t exist in Roseverse, just people and their actions. A lot of my YouTube and tiktok dragged on Dream solely for a while due to the limited knowledge, so chapter four was a big drop as it showed just how out of depth and horrible Nightmare and Error could be as well. I’m gonna try to answer each part of this the best I can without revealing too much!
1. Nightmare is used to Killer acting out, which happened a lot in the pilot, so he doesn’t put two and two together that these moments are connected- especially since Killer has never been put in a situation around him to show that he ALSO has jealousy issues as well as self esteem issues. For a while it was just them and sometimes Error in the castle, which Killer never showed an act of jealously towards- only distrust.
2. Nightmare’s perspective won’t be shown a lot in the next Bad Sanses chapter unfortunately, so I’ll try my best to explain his reasoning here. Don’t take it as a defense. I may explain characters and their actions, but at the end of the day, Nightmare is a adult and has a responsibility.
Nightmare’s main flaw (and I can now finally state this) is that he doesn’t care for people who are not under his radar. Saying he doesn’t know much about negative emotions is redundant, but his abilities to help with them have long since faded ever since the loss of Ink. Killer clearly is the product of a teenager with intense mental health issues, and Nightmare never got to see Ink as a bratty teenager. Killer is the only example around him and so he quite frankly sucks at it and sees his outbursts as…well…tantrums. He can’t fully see Killer for what he is and constantly sees him as a child due to his own age, and that belittling makes Killer’s emotions and rightful feelings come across as childish to Nightmare.
The mention of Error is also correct. Nightmare is used to emotional and violent outbursts since he was thirteen- especially from those close to him. Error and Nightmare as children weren’t healthy and Error was an abusive friend. I will always state that. However, though Error improved his ways, Nightmare never fully blamed him for such things and therefore never saw anything wrong with the people he loved lashing out and being hurtful. It’s normal for him- and also not smth to be addressed in his eyes. However, Killer is a child and as the adult, Nightmare has a responsibility to step in and correct his behavior with disciplinary action rather than passiveness. But, of course, he doesn’t until he finally snaps
3. Yeahhh I will say what Error told Killer didn’t bother him too much until he made the comment about Dust. Killer is far too use to the verbal abuse Error shoots at him that it rolled off of him and he was more annoyed Error was still in the room. Error and Killer just aren’t and will never be close enough for their fights to leave any impact. Nightmare, though? After finding out truly what Nightmare is capable of and then being told that? Oh, yeah, Killer is crushed.
4. This was one of the few times Error tried to actually help in his own way. Error doesn’t word himself well, even when being vulnerable. He hoped Killer would understand it as “there’s no need to lash out as ur already here and cared for. So just stop hating urself and others and finally feel secure. “ Was it not so great advice and easy to be misunderstood from what he actually meant? Yea. Did he just COMPLETELY miss the mark on mental health and the struggles of slowly getting over the fear of abandonment and the steps it takes to FEEL that security? YEAH LMAO. But Killer definitely misunderstood him as well. And Error also misunderstood something about Dust as well. I’ll expand more on that in my last point.
5. Dust may be smart, but he can’t put together a case without solid evidence and explanation and due to him not being there from the start, he doesn’t truly understand why Killer is acting like he is. He knows it has something to do with Nightmare, but what that actually is? He can’t know. I believe this won’t be a shock, but Dust does think Killer was being abused by Nightmare and therefore becomes like a guard dog. When Killer jumps him, that ideas gets thrown out the window and Dust is left utterly confused on the motives. He doesn’t hate him, though. He’s just confused, and hurt.
6. And unfortunately, Dust isn’t empathetic enough to be the one to truly understand things. Wonder who will be, though…
7. I cant say too much as that’s a chapter seven thing, but I will say it’s where Gus the immortal frog comes in (Killer’s pet) and given by Nightmare. I’m sure you can put two and two together as to why Nightmare, who is clueless about everything teenager related, is stooping to giving the apathetic Killer a pet 😭
8. Almost forgot this part but Killer is an unreliable narrator. He will always be, and the next bad Sanses chapter will see that, as it won’t be in his perspective solely. Everything he sees and thinks is unreliable. For example, when they reach the au and Dust is slowly blinking at him while Killer demands to know why he came too, Killer takes it as a threat. What if Dust actually doing? Blinking at him like he’s a angry cat bc Dust doesn’t understand emotions and defeats to animal behaviors to help soothe this teenager LMAO
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pray4saint · 1 year ago
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OK. So I've seen people ask you stuff, and idk if your requests are closed or if it's just moots, but you can ignore this until your request are open again. 💔
I NEED a chubby reader x dteam. I barely have seen any chubby reader x dteam 💔 and I think it would go AMAZINGLY with your style of writing ❤️❤️❤️ (and maybe a little NSFW 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾) (and fem reader 🫠)
🙏🏾
my requests are closed but i am doing little thirsts n i really like this ask soooo / i also try to emphasise i don't think cc's treat people differently based on their body type but i do add extra descriptors for chubby!reader / anyways 16+ MDNI
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dream sat behind you, his fingers dug into your pretty pussy, working you open while his mouth worked along your neck. ”such a pretty, pretty girl.” you moaned at all the combined stimulation, his free hand pulling your thighs apart every time they started to shake and close. the way his fingers chafed farther into the flesh of your thighs pushed you further to the edge. he chuckled when he felt your breathing hitch. ”awh, sweetheart, s'everything okay?” his voice is laced with faux sympathy to your ever-growing need to cum. the hand on your leg moved up tot the pudge of your stomach, drawing the lightest circles known to man while the fingers in your cunt brushed against the spot that had you seeing stars. ”go on baby, cum on my fingers.”
when sapnap pulled his tongue off your sex you whined, despite the fact that you'd just cum. ”oh peach, you wanna give me 'nother?” you nod down frantically at him. ”words.” he commands as he crawls further up to your face, pressing kisses all up the centre of your body, just to press a soft kiss to your lips. ”wan– wanna cum again. please?” your boyfriend smiles at you. ”anything for my darlin' girl.” he scoots back down between your legs, sucking circles into your legs before pressing his tongue flat against your pretty pussy, keeping his eyes on your scrunched up face. ”so much to love here darl', gonna make sure to kiss and love on your entire body.” all you can do is moan out, pushing your hands into his hair.
”oh my god, sometimes i just don't know what to do with you baby.” george coos, his hips rocking his cock in and out of your cunt. his hands are around your waist, squishing the flesh and pushing you farther down into the mattress. you moan into the pillows, the soft walls of your pussy clenching around his dick. ”shit, love. you're so perfect, you know that right?” you nod against the pillows, unable to get anything out besides your pretty mewls and moans.
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mrs-monaghan · 1 year ago
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can we talk about how jungkook rarely ever does fan service on stage (like flirting with the members and stuff) even if they initiate it? he either plays along for a bit or just gets shy and smiles/laughs it away, EXCEPT for jimin. jungkook ALWAYS plays along with jimin's flirtations OR he initiates it himself. i never saw him trying to seduce a member on stage OR be seduced by a member on stage except for jimin. jikook both don't like doing fan service (jimin said it directly and jk is too shy to do it) but they both do questionable stuff on stage together that they don't do with other members (especially jungkook) and it makes you think... "huh. these bitches really gay."
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RM and Suga are the 2 that don't do FS. And if it happens its so rare that even as I type this I can't think of a moment when RM did FS. Especially in recent years. My mind is blanking on this. But the funny thing is, if it weren't for JK Jikooking with his boyfriend I would tots add him to this list of members who don't participate much in FS. I am choosing to exclude Tkk FS moments because 96% of them are initiated by V. So when u really think about it, without V, those moments wouldn't exist.
V is quite good at this FS thing and has even managed to bring that out of RM and Suga.
Also excluding Jinkook coz they're usually just goofing around, really. No amount of slowmo can make Jinkook moments charged. Sorry.
But back to Jikook. Anon I'm inclined to agree. Any Jikook FS that takes place on stage has been initiated by both. JK rarely initiates with the rest. This is a good topic to think about actually.
But it makes sense. If he's gonna be forced to hide his relationship why not milk fanservice for all it's worth??
What was he doing exactly?? What was... what was he thinking? Does anybody know?
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He had Mimi all freaked out... torn between wondering if JK had lost his mind while still trying to control the butterflies in his stomach. Best part is while JK leaves Jimin completely disoriented and confused, he proceeds to touch his chest and close his eyes like he's been hit with all the feels in the world.
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Here is a compilation of this moment from several angles
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Anon you are right; Jikook do be kinda sus 🤔
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jj-maybanks-daughter · 5 months ago
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Sisters
y/n and her older sister, Emily get in a fight about a boy. Jj, their dad, and the pogues try to calm the girls down
"GOSH emily! Why do you care! Butt out!" Y/n screamed to Emily who was only a few feet away
"When your crying every day don't come to me." Emily calmly said back
"I hate you!" Y/n screeched smelling her door
Emiky rolled her eyes and went back to her room, also slamming the door.
"There's not one day we don't have tot deal with this" Jj huffed as he walked up the steps, pogues following
"what is it today?" Pope remarked
"y/n told me about it. Its with tristen. I guess Emily thinks he's gonna " break her heart" because when she was in eighth grade that's what her little boyfriend did" Sarah explained
"you guys go talk to emily.... Ill take to y/n" Jj directed as he turned to y/he room
"knock knock" he said, openinf the door
She turned around on her bed to look away from him.
"what's going on" Jj asked shutting the door behind him.
"Emily's being a bitch"
Jj cut her off "hey"
"what! She is! She always thinks she knows so much better than me and she doesn't understand!" She shouted. "No one does." She added calmly
"come here." Jj pulled her into a hug and put her shoulder on his head. "Talk to me. Why do you think thta "
"I dont know. No one ever listens to me and just ignores me and ill tell her I don't want to go do something with her and she's like "what's wrong with you, everyone likes doing that" and I hate it"
"that's really frustrating. Anything else?"
"nobody likes doing what I do. I want to go on the boat, everyone else wants to surf. I want to take a walk, everyone wants yo watch a movie. We never do what I want to do."
"ad that makes you feel unwanted." Jj tried to understand. He sort of knew what she was coming from, but didnt know how to let her know he knows.
"yea" she sniffles
"well ill tell you what . on some days we can do what she wants and on the others we do whay you want. Does that sound good?"
She nodded her head and pulled out of the hug. "go apologize to your sister, please. I'll talk to her later"
"ok" she half smiled and walked down the hallway.
From then on out, they did what jj suggested. And all though there were still arguments,it wasn't as often.
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sol-saggitarius · 2 years ago
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𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫.
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❝ The memories we make together will forever be locked within my heart. ❞  
Pairing: Vil Schoenheit x Reader
Genre: fluff
Word Count: 1717
Warnings: none!
Author Note: this is purely self indulgent JGHGFJJ- HELP ITS LONGER THAN MY ROOK ONE. also this is definitely not proofread so sorry for any errors-
Synopsis: The biggest formal at NRC was just around the corner and you’ve been trying to stay away from it. However, that’s not going to end up being the case.
The biggest formal of the year was fast approaching and every Night Raven College student was scrambling. Well, most of them. You however, were an exception. 
Formal events like that were never your thing, you’ve only attended them when you were essentially required to do so. Otherwise you stayed home and skipped the event entirely, only hearing bits and pieces from your classmates. Even though you were transported to another world you still couldn’t escape these events, thus you had planned to skip like you always did, opting to stay at ramshackle. However, as your luck had it, no matter where you went on campus there was always a talk of it. Inherently there was nothing wrong with some conversation about this kind of event, but it was getting excessive. At least for you. 
“WHAT?! You’re not going?!” Deuce had exclaimed as he heard your answer to his previous question.
“No… I’m not? I just don’t like those kinds of fancy and formal events. I’d rather spend my night doing things I actually like doing.” you casually shrugged.
“What a loser!” Ace jumped in, laughing jokingly.
“Haha, yeah keep laughing Ace, it won’t sway me.”
“It’s like, literally one of the biggest events of the year, I don’t see why you’re so casually skipping it like this.” 
“Well, like I said, it’s just not my thing. I don’t like the idea of dressing up and mingling.” 
“Oh how bad can it be? Just some people, I mean if it says anything Deuce and I will keep you company if you’re so afraid of it haha!”
“I’m not afraid of people or the event itself. Sevens, what do I have to say to shut you up.” an irritated tone arose in your voice.
“For one, you could just go. I mean sooner or later you’re gonna go back to your world right? So why not just go for the experience and memories. Like Ace said, we’ll all go together so what’s there really to lose?” Deuce said, a hopeful ping within his voice.
“You do have a point there. I mean, as long as I don’t have to spend hundreds of thaumarks for an outfit and put on copious amounts of makeup, then maybe I’ll think about it.”
“Alright, deal.” Ace then put out his hand, waiting for you to shake on it.
“I just really hope I don’t regret this.” you sigh, taking his hand in yours and shaking it.
Over the next few days, things had surprisingly gone as normal as it could. It felt like something was off. Classes had just ended and as you were making your way out of your class, you had bumped into someone. 
“Oh dear me.” The ever so familiar voice had spoken, placing their arms around you as a means of support. “You really must be careful where you’re going, my tater tot.”
“Vil! I’m so sorry- I guess I was just a little distracted.” you stuttered out, still composing yourself from the encounter.
“No worries, make sure you don’t make the same mistake in the future. I wouldn’t want you to fall and hurt yourself.” he let go, the warmth that had enveloped you suddenly gone. You had felt cold.
“Yeah, of course. Um, well if you’ll excuse me then-” Before you could make your escape, he had gently grabbed your wrist, pulling you back towards him.
“First, I wasn’t finished, and second, what made you so distracted that you weren’t aware of your own surroundings?”
“Er… I suppose I just felt like things have been too normal I suppose. I can’t really explain it. But I promised Deuce and Ace I’d go to that formal event. I’ve never been too fond of those types of things so I wanted to opt out, but they weren’t having it and goaded me into going.” you exasperatedly sigh, recalling the conversation.
“Going with Deuce and Ace hm? I see…” His voice lowered.
“Something the matter, Vil?”
“No nothing at all. I just remembered something important. I must attend to that, but in the meantime, don’t let that event get to you. I’m sure you’ll be fine.” with that, he gently patted your head and left.
At this point the dance was only a few days away. The atmosphere of NRC was as chaotic as the cultural fair or even the winter break. It was quite intense and you were getting caught up in the middle of it. Whether it was being accidentally shoved in the hallways or getting an earful about the event from other students. You had promised to Ace and Deuce that you’d go, well more like shook on it but it was the same either way. You had owed it to them at the very least. So at one point you had gone into the local town and scoured the selection of possible outfits. You had found a few but they were all way above your current price range, so those were no doubt out of the question. With that, you’d surmised that the best option would have to be making due with the current clothes you possess. Which so happened to be your uniform. 
A heavy sigh escaped your lips when the night of the formal had come. You had just finished tying the tie to your uniform when you suddenly heard a knock from the front door. Initially you had thought that it was either Ace or Deuce, or both, but when you got to the door and opened it, there was instead Vil with a mysterious box in hand. 
“Vil what are you doing here?” you asked with a bit of disbelief in your voice.
“Just as I thought.” He said, making his way towards you in haste. “Here, come with me. You are not wearing that to the formal.”
Without room to argue he drags you towards your room. 
“You can’t go to the formal wearing your school uniform.” he scoffed.
“It’s the only formal thing I have. I tried going into town to see if I could get anything better but…” a frustrated blush appeared on your cheeks. “But… I didn’t have enough to afford it.”
He sighs, “Well you’re lucky you have me. Here, have this. It’s an outfit to wear.” He hands you the elegantly wrapped box. “Come out when you’re done, I’ll be waiting for you in the living room.” 
With that, he leaves and closes your door, leaving you flabbergasted and confused. Once the initial shock leaves you, you carefully open the box, making sure not to rip anything. What you saw was an eloquent outfit. It looked far beyond what you could ever pay for, not to mention it was very… out of your comfort range. Funny enough, when you had unfolded it, it looked like a design within the same family as what Vil was wearing. Did he just get an extra? Is this some kind of prototype piece that he got from modeling it? Thoughts were swirling around your head as you tried to make sense of what was in your hands. There was no way he was trying to say something with this was he? When you had finally come back to reality you quickly, but carefully, put on the outfit, making sure you put it on right, before you left for the living room.
“Vil, I’m not so sure about this.” a hesitant tone coating your voice.
When he had heard you, he turned around towards the staircase, his eyes fixated on the way you had looked. “See, you look so much better.” He got up and straightened out the small wrinkles you had failed to get out previously.
“Why did you give me this? Was it some sort of leftover prototype outfit that you needed to get rid of?”
“Of course not. It was part of a matching set.” he let out a small chuckle, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear. “A matching set to what I’m wearing. I saw it and thought you’d look beautiful in it.” 
“Wait- Repeat that again?” 
“I said, I saw this and thought the set would look good on us. Does it not?”
“So… You’re telling me you got a matching set so that you and I could wear it together to this formal event?” you had felt like your soul was about to ascend from your body.
“That is what I said. Sorry to spring this idea upon you so suddenly, but this is my way of asking if you’d like to go to the formal with me.” he holds out his hand, waiting for you to take it.
“Oh wow- Ok- This is a lot-” you stammer out. “What will people say- Vil asked me to the formal… Um ok- I um…” 
Vil lightly laughs at your confused state, gently grabbing your hand to try and calm you down. “Again, I know it’s sudden, but ever since you had said you were going I couldn’t help myself. To be quite honest, I had expected you to not go. You’ve never seemed like the type of person to go to events such as these. Well, of your own free volition. So it took me by surprise.” 
“I see… Well I mean- I really didn’t want to go. But actually, maybe I’m kind of glad I’m going.” a blush creeped across your face as you looked down at his hand in yours.
“Oh? Really?” He smirks, squeezing your hand a little tighter. “Why is that?” 
“If I have to be honest, it might be because if I didn’t go, I wouldn’t have been able to go with you.” 
“So it’s a yes?” 
“It’s a yes, Vil.” 
“I wouldn’t have it any other way. We should get going now, otherwise we’ll miss the formal.” a smile gracing his ever so beautiful face.
“Yeah, ok, let’s go.” a flushed expression present on your face.
Before you two had left, he pulled you forward into his arms and gave a small peck on your forehead, of course making sure not to smear his lipstick. 
“I’m glad you said yes my dear tater tot. Now I can show you off to everyone at the formal and show them that you chose me.”
“Vil, you and I both know that it was you that chose me first.”
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andrewknightley · 2 months ago
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ok so here they go my dragon age 4 opinions but i havent even recruited davrin yet, so spoilers of that
for now the bad are worse than i thought (the lore) but also the good is better than i expected (scout lace harding my beloved)
so the good:
-scout harding my beloved is the cutest thing ever i die. also she is giving me dwarf lore blessed
-i really like walking around in the cities thats so nice, and i like that you can give money to street performers and people asking for money. one shopkeeper told me his grandpa was a dwarf it was so cute
-i love decoratiiiiing and i wanna get all the decortations and clothes. i also like the scene with your chara talking about their opinions on things while decorating
-the fights are fun to play!!! this is a first for me in dragon age lmao
-for now i do like the companions i love harding and i like neve bellara and lucanis and i do wanna get the rest
-maevaris was the one cameo that i was like !!!o mg !!!!!!!!!!!
-im a weak girl i get missions just to hang out walking with the companions and im like HELL YEAAAAH
the bad:
-da grey morality wasnt perfect but in here is like all the allies are mega GoodyGood and all the enemies whole personality is Being Evil. cmon. i hope im wrong later tho
-these people get along too well (person whose teams were always alistair/morrigan anders/fenris sera/vivienne). i need more blood pls. a lil bit. like it could be refreshing and i love friendship but its just feel a bit forced idk
-i love the qunaris and i always been very interested in the qun and stuff, and i guess cause these are the antaam only but like?? they made them so boring they are just brute force conquerors. give me the cool lore of this pls i miss the arishok T-T but i fear they are just not gonna give a fuck about them
-i miss having casual convers with people asking about their culture and shit... now every conver is a cutscene so i cant ask stupid shit about their opinions...
-im waiting still for them to explain how the fuck the veil jumpers formed and how all this is affecting the dalish, but its like you tell them "hey your gods are back and are evil" and everyone is like "ah ok" and believe you instant?? TOT (except the grey warden boss the only normal reaction in the whole game) but like i wanted to see how this impacted the dalish people??? pls show me?? pls bellara tell me how you became a veil jumper why do you know so much????
-sometimes when i load the game my dwarf looks like the default one instead of mine T_T its annoying
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lykaios2 · 1 year ago
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Mikey x reader right?
ik this a cliche, but Mikey gets turned into a lil tot.
After a day Mikey still didn't turn back and reader is concerned, but the turts have a mission so they are doing this on their own.
throughout the whole thing, the realize how manipulative Mikey really is, but they don't mind cuz he's cute- reader is like a mom the whole time, wpoling him and shi.
mid snacktime(1day later) Mikey turns back as he is begging for cuddles. everything is awkward, w/ reader holding a cup of applesauce and pea-tos in their hands.
"can we PLEASE have cuddles? I promiiiii*turns back with a poof*- ok what the hell. is that peatos?"
*reader just standing in the middle of the kitchen*
enjoy(u request beggar, I need sum too)
-ya gurl chip❤️❤️
oml this was a nightmare to write for no reason at all other than my brain couldn't process this request ;-;
anyway I tried my best
hope you enjoy! ❤️
The Troubles of Turning to a Tot
mikey x reader (platonic? romantic? idk)
“I’m telling you, Raph, my head is killing me!”
“Whatever, dude. Let’s just go.”
Ah, the privilege of being the youngest. He could get nearly anything he wanted if he begged hard enough. He laughed as they left, his scheme working once again. He went to his room and grabbed his comics, flopping on his bed and flipping through the pages. He wasn’t normally the type to just sit back and let his brothers do the work, but he couldn’t help but take advantage of his younger sibling privilege once or twice in a while.
“Yo! Orange! Where are you?!” Your shouts echoed throughout the lair. Much to Mikey’s surprise, you were paying him a visit.
“I ain’t telling you, because my name isn’t Orange!” He hated the nickname. You had heard Splinter call him that one time, and you still wouldn’t drop it.
“Whatever, I’ll find you in like two minutes.”
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“Dude, no way.”
“I know! It’s so easy!” Mikey again relished in the fact of how easy it was to get his brothers to do almost anything he wanted. “They fall for it almost every time.”
“One of these days, one of them is gonna figure out that this is BS.”
“They probably already have. But it’s either letting me stay home, or hearing me whine the whole time.”
You only sighed in response to his stupid loophole logic. How did you ever come to love this trainwreck of a turtle man?
“Ugh...now that I mention it, though, my head does kind of actually hurt.” He got up and started pacing a little, holding his head.
“Haha, very funny.” You weren’t stupid, Mikey had just told you about how he used this trick on his brothers. Plus, he was quite the prankster anyway, so there was not a doubt in your mind that he was joking. He said his stomach was upset as well, but you weren’t phased. You had seen before how far Mikey was willing to go for the bit. What really raised an eyebrow was when he sat down on the floor in the fetal position. Whenever he started going a little too far like this, you prepared yourself in case something was actually going wrong. You still weren’t fully convinced, though.
“y/n...could you grab me some water from the refrigerator? Whatever’s going on with me, it kinda sucks...”
“Oh sure, what now? I’m gonna open the refrigerator and a boxing glove will come out, sending me comically flying to the other end of the kitchen.” You joked, but at this point, if he started doing anything else, you were going to start taking action.
“Ow...please...y/n...the pain…” He groaned. You quickly got up from your seat and walked over to the cupboards, looking for a cup. While your back was turned, you could hear a loud *poof* come from behind you.
“Aw, come on, Mikey. What is this, a smoke bomb?” You said, waving away the strange  clouds that had appeared behind you. “...Mikey?”
No response. You walked into the cloud of smoke to find...a child? That also looked like a turtle?
“Uh...Mikey?” You looked around, trying to figure out where the turtle had gone. Instead, the child looked up at you and responded.
“Hi! That’s me, Mikey! But what’s your name?”
You stood there, dumbfounded. Was Mikey...a kid now? How had that even happened? Something gave you the feeling that this wasn’t a prank anymore…
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“So let me get this straight...you’re Mikey, but now you’re kid. You know where you are, but you don’t know who I am. But you know your brothers.”
“Yup!”
You sat in the living room now. You had finally figured out what in the world was going on, but still had no clue how. At this point, the only thing you could do was keep him safe until his brothers came back.
“Well...I guess I have to, like, take care of you.” Mikey gasped and smiled.
“You’re gonna watch me until my brothers get back? Yay! We’re gonna have so much fun! Come on, let’s go!” Mikey ran off, leaving you in the living room alone.
“Hey! Get back here”
~~~~~~~
You had heard stories about how rambunctious Mikey had been as a child. But actually having to take care of him was another thing. He had an impossible amount of energy. He was constantly running around and climbing everywhere. You had never had to watch a kid like this before.
“Mikey! Get back here, you have food all over your face!” He just kept running away, giggling all the while. “How are you so fast?!”
He also had no sense of danger, which meant he got hurt a lot more. Or so you thought, until one time when Mikey tripped and fell, and he started to scream and cry.
“My knee is bleeding! It hurts!”
“Oh goodness, again? Let me grab you another bandaid...” You walked out of the room to get another bandaid for Mikey, when you heard his crying stop. You peeked your head back to find Mikey sitting on the floor completely silent. No crying, not even a single tear. And his knee wasn’t even bleeding. He was completely fine!
“You little liar!” He whipped his head around, shocked to see you. “You weren't hurt at all! You just wanted to...actually, why did you do that?”
He wouldn’t say a word, too afraid to get in trouble. He crossed his arms and turned away from you, refusing to tell the truth. He only spoke after you promised to not tell Splinter so he wouldn’t get in trouble.
“I…I wanted a cool bandaid. I really like the bandaids. But Dad says that we should only use them when we’re really hurt.”
You sighed. Mikey just wanted a bandaid...but he lied for it? Was he really this mischievous of a child? But he also just lied to his brothers…
“We’re gonna have a talk about this later…” You commented under your breath, before speaking to Mikey again. At this point, it was getting late, and you were exhausted. “I have an idea...why don’t we go lay down and watch a movie?” Mikey, ashamed that he  had been caught in his lie, nodded and got up to walk to the living room.
~~~~~~~
Mikey passed out almost immediately. He denied ever being tired, but his eyelids kept drooping lower and lower. He slumped over onto you as he slowly grew more and more sleepy. Looking down at him, he looked pretty adorable when he was actually sitting still, asleep.
“Not tired, huh? Heh, that’s what they all say.” You looked around again for any sign of his brothers, but there was nothing. “Guess I gotta put you to bed then.”
You hoisted him up into your arms. He was heavier than you expected, but he was a turtle mutant. Not exactly a normal child. You carried him to his bedroom, laying him down on his bed. You almost walked away, but not before Mikey grabbed your arm in his sleep, pulling you back.
The little gesture melted your heart, making you completely forget what had happened earlier. You smiled and laid down next to him, letting him have his way. He wrapped himself around your arm, making sure you knew you weren’t allowed to leave.
You laid a blanket over him, and closed your eyes. Next thing you knew, you were fast asleep, right next to Mikey.
~~~~~~~
“y/n...I’m thirsty.”
“Right...of course you are. Come on, then.”
“I don’t want to go. The monster will get me.”
“No it won’t, I’ll protect you.”
“You pinky promise?”
“Yes, I pinky promise.”
~~~~~~~
The next morning, when you woke up, you looked next to you to find Mikey not there. Worried, you frantically got out of the bed and ran to find Mikey. Much to your relief, and also confusion, he was in the living room, watching TV and eating cereal.
“Did you make that yourself? And you put the TV on, too?” you asked, pointing to the bowl of cereal in his hands.
“Yep! I’m a big kid, I can take care of myself.” You shrugged, sitting on the couch next to him. He quietly finished his bowl of cereal, and went to put it in the sink. You thought to yourself that maybe today he would be calm for once. But when Mikey didn’t come back from the kitchen, those thoughts were gone.
~~~~~~~
He was back at it again, hyper as ever. The only difference between yesterday and today was that you knew Mikey’s tricks. You made sure to check if he was really hurt. Thankfully, he never was. On the contrary, he was quite the resilient kid. But he was still rambunctious. You couldn’t ever get him to sit still for more than 30 seconds.
“y/n, I’m hungryyyyy…”
“Didn’t you just eat?”
“Yeah, but I’m hungry again.”
“I’ll go get you some more Goldfish then…”
“No! I want apples.” You groaned.
“Apples, apples, of course…let’s go then.”
You begrudgingly walked to the kitchen, and looked around for some apples to cut up. As you tried to slice the apples, you could feel Mikey tugging on your shirt. “y/n…”
“I’m working on it! Give me a minute…”
“y/n, my tummy hurts.”
“It’s probably because you’re hungry. I’m almost done with the apples.”
“But it’s not like that…my tummy hurts hurts…”
“Well, some food and water should make you feel a little better.”
Mikey nodded, and started clinging to your leg. You could feel him sniffling, and you looked down to see him with tears welling up in his eyes.
“Oh, hey, hey…don’t worry, it’ll be okay…um…” You looked around for anything that could help him, but before you could find anything, you heard a loud *poof* and suddenly Mikey was standing in front of you, his normal self again.
“Oh, hey y/n! You okay, you look a little stressed. And what’s with the apples, you hungry?”
“M-Mikey?”
“Yeah?” You closed your eyes and all but fell over. “Woah! Man down! You need some rest…let’s go sit down, why don’t we? Then maybe you can tell me what’s going on.”
“Please…that would be lovely.”
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