#also kids please leave nyon alone

[simbleleven]

Time for some more Three of Swords shenanigans, because I got reminded of those Alignment Meme Charts and I loved those. Anyway.

Least To Most Likely To Stab Anyone: TOS Version

Alex: Would never think about stabbing anyone, ever. He may be the son of an accomplished murder-mystery/thriller writer and the little brother of a sister, who cuts up dead people for a living, but he's got a very squishy heart. You could shatter said heart into a million pieces, he still wouldn't think about stabbing you. But why would you even want to hurt him? He's got big bambi-eyes, likes bugs and bruises easily – what the fuck is wrong with you. He's just a tall baby. You monster.

Max: Would stab someone in retaliation – only because that gives him a plausible alibi by claiming self-defense. Otherwise he would be sitting in the Would Stab As A Warning category, but he promised his sister to stay out of trouble, and consequently, jail. You gotta commend his patience, though, since half of the student body at his school makes him wanna chew solid concrete. But he's trying to be a good little brother, and by god he will be the good little brother his sister deserves.

Shay: Would stab without warning. Shay is the ultimate Fuck Around And Find Out. Poor girl is 5'4ft with the warmest doe-eyes, so lots of people think they can mess with her. The moment she senses a fight, she's all in, no questions asked. Just don't tell the church. She's the Biggest Alex Defender, Max following closely after, if he weren't such an emotionally repressed loser.

BONUS:

Nyon: Yells "I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH!" first. Mostly because he's freaking out. How did he even get here? He's so confused, and he's so sure it has something to do with that fuckass trio, that won't leave him alone. Someone save him.

[pamsimmerchallenges]

nyon is ready to fight if he needs to

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natalie: johnny... the fuck are you doing here? where are the kids?

johnny: it’s still my week with them and they are at my parents’ home... they like to spend time with my dad

natalie: johnny... you smell like alcohol

johnny: i drank just a little to get some courage to come here... i want us back, natalie. i know i messed up i know you deserve better than me, but at the same time i need you and i’ll change my life

natalie: johnny... please... just leave. i told you i can’t trust you

johnny: i was thinking about changing careers, maybe go back to my family business... be successful so i feel like i deserve you

natalie: johnny, i loved you for who you were... this cute and funny guy who was trying to be something else for him and not for what his family wanted him to be...

johnny: then i’ll keep doing what i’m doing. i’ll do whatever you want... i just can’t live without you, nat.

natalie: it’s too late. we’re divorced even... please, just leave

johnny: please, natalie... one last chance

natalie: i gave you a chance, johnny... if i look back i think i gave you so many chances from the beginning. i should never told you i was pregnant... you didn’t even want milo in the first place, and then you got me pregnant again and i had to give you an ultimato... you never wanted this, johnny. you need to love yourself first... you need help. not me.

johnny: no. i need you. i need help, but i also need you.

nyon: get the fuck out and leave her alone