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time to go home

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Natalie: I can’t believe you and joaquin are having a baby!

candy: i know, right?

natalie: i’m so happy for you, candy

candy: at least our children will be close in age!

natalie: what’s this?

candy: it’s just a card for you and the baby

candy: congrats, nat

natalie: congrats you, too! now go meet aaron!

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candy: omg! he’s so adorable!

candy: let me hold you, baby. let’s leave your mom to rest for a while

candy: omg! he’s so tiny!!

candy: in a few months it’s going to be me! i can’t believe it

natalie: yeah... and it was so strange holding him because i’m used to milo. milo is huge compared

natalie: i can’t wait to go home and see what milo thinks about his brother.

candy: i’m sure he’s going to love being an older brother.

natalie: i hope so.

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johnny: ready to go home?

natalie: not super ready to deal with a baby and a toddler, but yeah... i miss home

johnny: at least we have help

johnny: but i believe in us doing this together, nat.

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the new baby is here

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natalie: this is killing me already

johnny: you’re doing great, baby! i’m so proud!

natalie: johnny, babe, i love you, but shut the fuck up

daphne: you’re almost there, natalie.

natalie: am i really? can i change to a c section now? is it  too late?

daphne: it’s a little late, yes.

[natalie felt the push and starter screaming in pain]

johnny: i can see the head, nat!!

natalie: shut. up!!!

daphne: here it is, your baby boy.

natalie: it’s another boy, johnny!

johnny: yeah... he’s so cute!

daphne: congratulations on the new baby, charles! i’ll leave you two alone now.

natalie: charles?

johnny: surprise! that’s my real name... and i hate that name, you know why

natalie: i do.

johnny: what about this little guy?

natalie: we talked about this... aaron black sounds nice, right?

johnny: it does.

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natalie: i’m kinda glad that your family is with milo right now

johnny: it would be better if nancy wasn’t there, but yeah... i like that my brother and dad are there to help

johnny: and now with aaron... i’m glad there are people there to help menage everything and see how milo is going to react

natalie: i love this side of you, johnny. worried about our family and caring about the boys... about me.

johnny: i’m sorry it took me so long, nat.

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Geoffrey came to talk to her to calm her down

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Humming her favorite song

Groans in pain

Soothes her

natalie: johnny?

johnny: yeah?

natalie: this hurts so fucking much...

johnny: are you sure you don’t want any drug?

natalie: not right now... at least.

johnny: alright then. i’m here with you, nat.

natalie: and you are in my disgusting puddle of water

johnny: it’s okay...

natalie: i know sometimes you say you don’t deserve me, but i think i don’t deserve you either. you’re perfect for me, johnny. you are more than i’ve ever expected in a partner.

johnny: don’t say that... i’m not good enough for you, but i’ll keep trying.

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johnny: did you get any sleep?

natalie: yeah... but i’m tired of this. this is longer than when i had milo... why is it taking longer? is something worng? what if we lose this baby, too?

johnny: we’re not losing any baby, nat. do you want me to call my dad?

natalie: no... not right now. i can wait a little longer.

johnny: are you sure?

natalie: yes

johnny: dad could make you feel better

natalie: i’m fine...

johnny: okay. what can i do for you, nat?

natalie: a massage

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Nat is going through it with all the landgraabs ahaha

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milo: wah wah!!

malcolm: ????

after 15 minutes trying to figure out what he was saying, malcolm discovered he want to drink something

geoffrey: is everything alright?

malcolm: yes. i’m good at this. figured what he wanted and all

natalie: milo! your uncle gave you food and you just threw it on the floor? that’s not nice

milo: yuckyyyyy

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johnny: daddy had a lot of work to do tonight. i’m tired and my throat is kind of sore from all the talking i did. how was your day?

johnny: did you have fun with you grandpa and uncle?

milo: mhm. mommy yell :(

johnny: i’m sure mommy had a reason... didn’t she?

milo: no...

malcolm: that boy is a true landgraab.

nancy: he is. he shouldn’t be living here, like this

natalie: no... he’s where he’s supposed to be.

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johnny: natalie!! you should’ve told me sooner... what do you mean you’re in labor?

natalie: you were talking with milo...

johnny: well, i can talk with him anytime... you’re in pain, for fuck’s sake, nat. let’s go to the hospital

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oh well, i didn't expect the landgraabs to come here lmao

nancy: and what exactly do you do?

natalie: i’m an advice columnist, but i already wrote two books

nancy: i see. don’t dream of having your own publishing house, dear? you should dream big! your husband left home, but he’s a landgraab, i know he wants to be the best and be famous... he’s ambitious, like me.

natalie: i’m fine, mrs landgraab... johnny and i... we’re fine

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johnny: i can’t believe you’re actually here to help, dad. this house is too small for what you’re used to, don’t you think?

geoffrey: i’m good, johnny... your mother and malcolm on the other hand...

johnny: did they come? really?

geoffrey: yes, they are here, too.

johnny: well, i guess i need to get dressed or nancy will say shit.

geoffrey: it’s probably for the best, son.

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geoffrey: you should stop growing up, boy.

milo: no

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johnny: he really likes you, dad.

geoffrey: and i love this boy. i’m so happy and proud of you, johnny.

johnny: i didn’t think i deserved this, so i never thought about having a family... but this is nice. i am truly happy with my family, dad.

geoffrey: this makes me happy, son. natalie and milo were the best thing that ever happened to you.

johnny: i agree. i love my son and my wife... and i can’t wait to meet the new baby

johnny: are you going to be there this time? at the hospital...

geoffrey: perhaps i will. milo, do you want to come with grandpa?

milo: no!! dada!!

geoffrey: he’s very attached to you, johnny.

johnny: i know... i’m attached to you, too, little guy.

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Happy birthday baby Milo

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malcolm: that’s your wife... say something?

johnny: nope. you’re being a piece of shit to me, Malcolm

malcolm: that’s how our relationship works, johnny. i say shit to you, you say shit to me and still this is how we show our love to each other

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she rather thinks he's this man trying to get better and have the perfect wedding, than to actually see the truth

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johnny: g’night

liv: you’re nat’s husband, isn’t it?

johnny: yeah... you were at our wedding... i remember you

liv: ...

johnny: stressful dinner?

liv: family shit.

Natalie thinking: is that...?

are they...? no, johnny would never do that to me... right?

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natalie: soooo, what’s going on here? is this a secret meeting?

johnny: of course not. she was smoking and i thought she was feeling alone and i tried to make some company

johnny: right, liv?

liv: yeah. you have a good husband, nat! you’re lucky!

natalie: i know...

natalie: he’s a keeper

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johnny: were you jealous back there?

johnny: because you don’t have to worry about it. i was just being nice. but if you prefer, i won’t talk to her anymore

natalie: it’s okay. it’s nice that you get along with my friends and co workers

johnny: you’re the prettiest woman i’ve ever seen, nat. and i love you so so much.

johnny: you and milo are everything that i have and this baby here. i don’t need anything else.

natalie: i love you, johnny. i’m happy you’ve been trying to get better at home.

johnny: you make me a better person, nat.

natalie: you’re a good person, johnny. you just believed in your mother too much.

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work dinner

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natalie: you know you’re the best don’t you?

johnny: nah, i’m just doing something nice for you because i love you, nat.

natalie: anyway, you came to a boring work dinner with me and i appreciate you. now, give me your back

johnny: your hands are magic, nat

natalie: you’re so silly, johnny

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natalie: did you decide to bring kyle?!

johnny: you said i should invite a friend so i don’t feel alone... kyle is my friend...

natalie: he’s high! it’s my work, johnny.

kyle: ...

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johnny: did you really have to come high tonight, kyle? i told you it was nat’s work event.

kyle: i didn’t think we would be this close to her coworkers. my bad!

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natalie thinking: oh boy

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kyle: i’m so happy for you and my bro johnny... he’s the best and he’s so lucky to have you

kyle: you’re very pretty and nice, you know...

natalie: thanks, kyle...

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grandpa geoff!

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geoffrey: i’m going to put you to sleep now... your parents look very tired, milo

geoffrey: are you giving them a hard time, aren’t you?

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look at him being a decent human being, nat was so happy haha

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johnny: don’t worry... i’ll go check on him

natalie: thanksss

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johnny: man, you’re so cute!

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natalie: you didn’t come back to bed... and it’s already 8am. i don’t know what to do with so much sleep

johnny: just... go sleep more, i don’t know. i’m going to put him to sleep again. i’ll join you soon

natalie: i’m in the mood for some, if you want...

johnny: you don’t need to ask twice, nat

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johnny is actuallly doing stuff

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natalie: mama missed you, milo

natalie: i can’t wait to meet your sibling

milo: mama

natalie: yes, it’s your mama

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natalie: holy shit! mom fell asleep... i think it’s your bedtime anyway

natalie: night night, baby

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johnny: finally seeing you today... was it fun... with candy? how was your day, babe?

natalie: it was fun! but i’m so so tired

natalie: today i fell asleep watching milo play. i feel so bad

johnny: don’t need to feel bad. it’s okay. i’ll take care of the house, alright? just go eat something and go to bed.

natalie: thanks, babe

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grabbing some lunch with her bestie

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water park with friends always help

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candy: how are you, nat? about your pregnancy

natalie: i’m good... i’m scared of having another miscarriage, but i’m trying to be positive and not make the same mistakes

candy: you know it wasn’t your fault, right? this things happen... it’s sad, but it happens

natalie: i know... but i was overworking and doing everything alone...

natalie: it wasn’t healthy what i was doing... and now i have to yell at johnny to do stuff around the house

candy: omg! really? is it that bad?

natalie: i guess this is what happens when you get married to a nepobaby

candy: i’m so sorry this is happening, nat. did you talk to him about this?

natalie: no... not yet. i mean, i tell him to do stuff, but i haven’t told him how i truly feel

candy: alright... if you need me to tell him, or kick his dick so he can stop getting you pregnant... i’m here

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candy: where’s celene?

natalie: i invited her... but she’s been strange lately

candy: strange how?

natalie: she’s been avoiding me. i text she says she’s busy and can’t talk... now she’s totally ghosting me

candy: well, i’m not going to say anything...

natalie: just say it...

candy: i’ve always thought she was weird and i never liked her. maybe it’s for the best.

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natalie: you’re crazy, candy.

candy: i’m going to do the perfect back flip!!

natalie: that doesn’t seem like a back flip...

candy: oh shit...

natalie: are you okay, candy?

candy: i’m super!! that was fun though and made you laugh... now come here with me

natalie: it’s so hot lately and this is just perfect!

candy: i’m glad, nat. you need to go out more and leave your lair from time to time. leave milo with his useless dad

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natalie: that was fun! everything i needed

natalie: should we take some pictures before we go back home?

candy: yesss! let’s do this

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and again nat doing stuff on her own because johnny is sleeping after staying up with thorne last night

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natalie: what the hell? was he drinking with someone last night? was it kyle again?

natalie: why is he uncapable of cleaning up his mess?

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who's the worst piece of shit?

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johnny: i was sleeping, thorne. the fuck, man?

thorne: i was in the neighborhood... i thought we could talke about that project

johnny: i’m sorry i don’t have an expensive wine for your taste... you know, i wasn’t expecting visitors right now

thorne: why are you so angry?

johnny: sorry... i’m not sleeping a lot lately.

thorne: i heard you got married and has a kid now

johnny: yeah

thorne: and about our project together, johnny? still stands? you’ll need to go to del sol valley for a few weeks

johnny: i can’t, man. my kid is almost aging up and my wife is pregnant again... i can’t leave right now

thorne: are you really letting this opportunity pass? i’m sure your wife would understand... it’s your career

johnny: i don’t know what to do... i just feel like i need to do everything to make her happy to make up to her... i... i don’t know... i’m lost

thorne: you know what would make you happy? go to del sol valey and find someone new there and forget about this drama

johnny: i’m not going to cheat on her again... i love her

thorne: whatever, johnny... you’re such a nancy

johnny: why are you talking about my mother?

thorne: c’mon... you know about your mother’s affairs, don’t you?

johnny: what? how do you know about it?

thorne: well...

johnny: you and my mother?!!!!!!

thorne: well, nancy is a pretty woman

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johnny: you’re a fucking jackass

thorne: and you’re a child, charles

johnny: how?

thorne: your mother pretends to be strong, but when i get between her legs she’s pretty...

johnny: shut the fuck up

thorne: you’re a spoiled child, johnny. i’ll make sure you never succeed in your career.

johnny: i don’t need you, thorne. go fuck yourself!

thorne: or maybe i should fuck your mother again. she liked it

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trouble in paradise

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natalie: i fucking can’t believe you, johnny!

natalie: why are you uncapable of cleaning your own dishes?

johnny: i was all day with milo, c’mon! give me a break

natalie: yeah... well, i’ve been doing that alone for a while and now that you’re here you need to help, johnny

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johnny: why are you doing this? i said i was going to do it, nat

natalie: if i wait you to do that...

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natalie: i have to do...

natalie: every fucking thing in this house... for fuck’s sake!

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johnny is so delusional lmao

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johnny: it was just a mistake... we’re good, right? i’m never doing that again

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johnny: can you imagine if i make you stand today as well? you’re already crawling... your mom would be happy

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johnny: i can’t believe your first word was dada *-*

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johnny: hey, babe. i was just putting him to sleep

natalie: aw! i’ve missed him... but i’ll let him sleep. how was your day?

johnny: it was fucking awesome! this baby here learned how to crawl and said dada

johnny: it was a long day

johnny: and your day?

natalie: i had to beg for a client to pay me... so it was fucking stressful.

johnny: that’s fucked up... i’m sorry, nat. is there anything i can do to make you feel better?

natalie: just that you’re here... it’s good.

johnny: do you want to go to bed with me? i can give you a massage

natalie: no, johnny... i need to show you something

johnny: holy shit! my swimmers are that good, aren’t they?

natalie: i’m worried of losing this baby, too, johnny. don’t make jokes right now.

johnny: sorry, nat... it’s just how i cope. you’d understand if you have lived with my mother