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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
#executive dysfunction#shitpost#every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES#that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3#and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back#so. rawdogging the world <3#man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....
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Is this anything
#always an awkward conversation to have irl#“i love ai.” insert that one spongebob holding out his hands with a shadow above him meme#“FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL AI!!!”#clankerposting#Clay posts#fictional ai#shitpost#hal 9000#robots#p03#electric dreams#allied mastercomputer#ihnmaims#shockwave#transformers#fuck ai#this is an anti ai art blog btw#objectum#saying hello to everyone who reads the tags um... hi!! Really funny to read people recommending me entry level robot/AI media#like yes i have indeed heard of portal and ultrakill. i just didnt pit them in the meme </3#also some guy decided to write in the notes that they were going to crush me into red paste. hot? thank you? ???? weird.
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he cant be normal and say his nephew is cute
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fanart#my art#sketch#itadori yuuji#itadori jin#ryomen sukuna#also if u know the ref 😭😭😭😭😭😭#little man yuuji#unckuna au#shitpost
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Vengeance Saga has me acting up
#epic the musical#drawing#artists on tumblr#epic vengeance saga#epic hermes#kind of a shitpost#but also hermes would absolutely do that
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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
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It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.
Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.
you are greeted by...... her
#fairy vs walrus#walrus vs fairy#walrus#why is this so well textured its fucking shitpost art#like why cant i pull this off in my normal art it had to be the walrus fairy#meme art#things that would give people outside of tumblr a heart attack#maybe#has the fairy vs walrus debate breached containment yet#also that generic girl i drew ended up looking a lot like how i look irl (yes i look like an npc)#also that door is unreasonably large but i needed you to be able to see the walrus in all her glory#i wanted it to be bigger so you could see her wings#fairy walrus#dragon draws creatures
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I like to think i'm funny:,)
#no one saw the original post okay AHAHA no one#anw#phoenix wright ace attorney#ace attorney#maya fey#phoenix wright#aa#aa shitpost#ace attorney shitpost#this is so common wow#shitpost#zamn#if i had a nickel everytime a repost of this popped in my personal facebook timeline guess how many nickels i have rn#thank you so much for the attention i appreciate everyone but also im very much quite scared
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i connected two dots
#myart#minecraft#autism#this happened when I realized that I related to endermen#shitpost#also I know that not all autistic people have that trait so don’t come at me please
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my most controversial batman opinion to date
#if it wasnt clear its not a gender thing. its just a dumb name. not the dumbest name cass has had tho that goes to orphan#imo nobody should be batman after bruce because the point is that the bat team he establishes is stronger than he could ever be alone#to him batman is also a hero who suffered alone a lot and he doesnt want anyone else to have to be that kind of hero#bruce's legacy isnt batman its his family and gotham itself#but thats too deep for a shitpost#batman#cassandra cain#batfam#dick grayson#damian wayne#dc#dc comics#mine
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Babby's 2st post :) modern tech is infuriating, and it was either this or I write a manifesto.
#196 campfire#196#r196#r/196#shitpost#technology#ruleposting#while searching to buy a new phone i was filled with indescribable rage and had to create this image#lest i become a threat to myself or to others or to the big glass entrance pannels at apple stores which call to me and beg for large rock#also please pretend i didnt mix up the greater than and less than symbols
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I can behave normally around books
#shitpost#anyway guess who brought home 24 new books today?#if you guessed me. well. you would be correct#in my defense I only bought 5#for a combined total of usd#where’d the number go. it was 17 usd#the rest were from me going through what my dad was getting rid of for space and claiming it for myself#but either way#24 in one day is a personal record I think#also I do fully intend to read all of these it’s not hoarding for hoardings sake
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a satisfactory answer for Selina
#bruce wayne#batman#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat#bruce#selina#mine#my art#i wanted to make the bat ears fold back SO badly but it looked too odd . unfortunately#wanted to put the collar ON HIM too but also it looked too out of place. SAD .#oh my GOD i forgot i could add IDs to these pictures now !!!#just finished adding that#i will see if i can do that for the other images i posted on this blog#anyway#thats her pookie bear.... her discord kitten...#who said that#this is what batcat is . to me . not that deep#just playful. selina gets to cause a little mischief whenever she wants and bruce gets be ouppy when he wants#thats just what the file names are LOL ouppy 1 2 and 3#in another post i may feel inclined to expand on it instead of in these tags#just know that there are very few people he would let restrain him and she is one of them. they just vibe like that.#younger bruce DOES follow her like a little duckling for these kinds of things. older bruce is too miserable to do fwb w anyone anymore#so they just enjoy each others company and reminiscence#mm. alot of tags for a shitpost.
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🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
🍑 pechaberrysoda
there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?
✨ ace-trainer-luna
But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.
🌸 cynthiasfuturewife
that's still just learning moves
🌌 mistyterrain
As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!
☣ deathtounova
no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work
🌌 mistyterrain
The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.
☣ deathtounova
how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is
🌌 mistyterrain
Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual
🦧 return-to-mankey
didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?
⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah
WHAT
🥀 cradilyzone
Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.
🌔 hexmaniac
my grandma became a ghost type
🔶️ bigjiggly
I-
🔞 mega-miltank
What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?
📀 HM-69
did you even read the post
🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong
Are we all just ignoring OP's url?
🌊 lugias-sopping-anus
Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.
🛗 mostlymukposts
This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2
#this is mostly a shitpost but like#also genuinely a problem i have with the things people say sometimes#pokemon#fake post#unreality
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This is how I imagine Telemachus in the Penelope warrior au
#warrior!penelope#telemachus#epic the musical#shitpost#Odysseus#penelope#telemachus is so done with these people#now that i think about it#it can also work with that manwhore au#well#manwhore au
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pomni hamster plush is cute but unfortunately this is the first thing to come to mind when i hear "hamster" so behold. my ugly creature
oh shit almost forgot the og image... i think about it frequently
#“attleboy it's been 2 months have you done anything besides this shitpost” no [i throw a smoke bomb and run]#also that's supposed to be jax's hand he'd do this i think? sure yeah#the amazing digital circus#tadc#pomni#my art
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Good job Joel
#life series makes me experience new tiers of pain but then it's also the most looney toons ass comedy Ive seen#joel smallishbeans#jimmy solidarity#wild life#wild life spoilers#(mostly for the name colors. just in case)#smallidarity#trafficblr#shak's shitpost#gif
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