#also in the final battle cassian has to take down a super mega killer droid
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i had a nightmare that andor s2 dropped and it was bad
tony gilroy don't you dare pull an arcane s2 you're my only hope
#andor s2 drops and turns out luthen died at the end of s1 and except for a montage & a sad monologue from cassian everyone forgot he existed#and now that he's dead all of cassian's trauma is p. much forgotten and he doesn't wanna fight the empire no more#instead he adopts a plucky orphan child and relives the childhood he never had by teaching it to pod-race#also it turns out cinta was an evil spy all along#for some new third party big bad#vel has an entire arc about it but it happens offscreen#the third party is the Real Big Bad of the series and was just manipulating the poor empire all along uwu#the empire and the rebellion have to team up to defeat the third party with the power of friendship#dedra also has an entire arc that happens offscreen where she realizes that fascism is bad#she meets vel and immediately defects#nobody in fandom is allowed to point out the fact that she did a fascism because she's a lesbian and that's homophobic#dedra & vel have steamy lesbian sex - sorry i mean sesbian lex - in the commandeered hotel room where dedra tortured bix#nobody in fandom is allowed to point out that this is kind of weird because they're lesbians and that's homophobic#also syril gets transported to an alternate universe where kino loy is alive and never went to prison and adopted him as a child#he learns the meaning of friendship and then gets transported back into the main plot in time to save the day#he also realizes that he was in love with sgt. mosk all along#because he made out with alternate universe sgt. mosk who is unproblematic and conventionally attractive#also the surprise Fourth Party Big Bad is... [checks notes] thinly veiled red scare allegory robot eugenics jesus#okay i guess that one's kind of on brand for the star wars universe#but in andor s2 robot eugenics jesus is nemik who was resurrected from the dead by force magic#he is saved from his evil path by skeen (who was convinced by a time-travelling nemik from another dimension)#who tells robot jesus nemik that he just needed to stop loving revolution so much by getting over his personal insecurities#they touch foreheads and vanish#it is a yaoi revolution#also in the final battle cassian has to take down a super mega killer droid#we find out tragically that robot jesus nemik tragically found a funerary recording and tragically reverse engineered an AI and tragically#the super mega killer droid is actually... MAARVA!!!!!#back from the dead!!!#she is tragically revived and tragically killed a couple of times for the tragedy of it all#then bix - who has been suicidal the whole season - sacrifices herself to take maarva out while sad slow-mo music plays (or DOES SHE?????)
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