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Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

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One of my favorite recurring gags in Leverage is how Hardison weaponizes the fear people have to actually be called out as racist/homophobic/transphobic and just uses it to its full advantage every time

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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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just some lads, being fellows

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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There once was a doctor named Freud

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Hey, should we check in on that Target boycott? See how it is going?

Reminder that this is still going on (through April 17th) and that we, the consumers, have a lot of power

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I know I’ve featured this scene on the Nazi Punch of the Day, but this version seemed particularly timely given the ongoing attacks on education.

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Having a really long-term hyperfixation that has since faded is terrifying yes but it's also so embarrassing. Hi I used to think about Scrimblo Splungus 25/7. Yeah, for 2 years straight. Nah, I don't think about them anymore except for with a vague sense of melancholy as I recall how they used to make me feel. Anyways this new one, Blimpkins McGee? I'm gonna think about them forever and the cycle will NOT repeat in 2 years. Trust me guys.

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In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

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Early Simpsons episodes said FUCK blue lives

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“ Mumma sea otter with her pup “ //  earthly education

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