#also if you’re reading this stop doomscrolling. log off and go take a walk
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attractive handsome skeletal court wizard looking for a king to court. no uggos, no inbreds. will set up castle with plumbing and eternal torches. must be provided with at least 2 sniveling goons and a personal jester. weird homoerotic relationship with you AND your queen guaranteed. random poisoning attempts must not be dealbreaker
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