#also if you have requests for these two I'll absolutely draw it. very obsessed with them currently

[toonytoodles]

Doodles of them, I'll do more soon

Also sorry about my lack of art on tumblr lately!

[tendermiasma]

Hello. This is totally random ask but I hope you can forgive me for it.

I have no idea about Baldur’s Gate except very vague knowledge of some characters everyone seems to talk about, but yesterday my friend introduced me to your artwork and your OC Clover, and I AM OBSESSED! Had to subscribed to your Patreon right away too because sorry not sorry I love omegaverse. So I suppose I wanted to thank you for doing lord’s work drawing beautiful boys who are loved by beautiful bearman 🤣

I also have two questions, I hope you don’t mind. I noticed you allow fics about your boys. By any chance, do you know about any fic written about them? Because I really want to read about Clover and Halsion in any possible shape and form now. And to be honest I am tempted to try my hand at writing something myself. But first I guess I need to learn about the lore a little. Which brings me to the question no. 2 do you have any bits of your lore for the two of them written somewhere? Perhaps here? I saw you wrote something on your Patreon, so I am going to read it, but I can’t imagine writing something without having more background on the two of them. Or knowing more about Clover in general. (I guess this is also a sort of request for you to tell us more about your beautiful Clover and Halsion. )

(God, I realise this ask is terribly demanding, I am so sorry. If nothing else I just wanted to let you know I am feral about your art, it’s beautiful and hot and wholesome and your OC is gorgeous! Thank you for creating and sharing it with us ♥️)

Hey there, thank you so much! It makes me so happy you enjoy Clover :,) He's super special to me and I love sharing him (omegaverse is the best and I'm glad we both agree).

I would be absolutely delighted by fics of them. Happy to say I've had many lovely people ask to write, but I haven't been alerted to the existence of any just yet. I'm in the middle of getting together a sort of masterpost for Clover stuff, but if you're willing to sort through some art, the Clover tag, this specific post, and also this one have story stuff.

If you have any specific questions I'm happy to answer though it might take me a bit, but I'll let you know if I'm saving something for a reveal!

Thank you also for your support on Patreon, it means a lot to me. So glad you like what I have and also I hope you feel nice about helping an artist live off work they really enjoy doing!

[softguarnere]

Fic Writer Interview

Thank you for the tag @mercurygray!

How many works do you have on AO3?

Currently 6, but hopefully that number will go up over spring break

What's your total AO3 word count?

119,136

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Like A Girl (Like A Man) - Band of Brothers

Just A Kid - The Outsiders

Bear The Burden Alone - The Chronicles of Narnia

For Whatever We Lose - Band of Brothers

Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

Yes, absolutely! I share my writing because it allows me to connect with people who share my interests. If I'm not posting replies, it feels more like a one sided conversation, imo. Also, it seems the polite thing to do

What's the fic you've written with the angstiest ending?

It's about to be Like A Girl (Like A Man)! You'll see why soon >:)

What the fic you've written with the happiest ending?

On AO3, it's probably Bear The Burden Alone, but I try to keep the fics that I post here on Tumblr kinda upbeat with hopeful -- albeit open-ended -- endings.

Do you write crossovers?

Yeah! For Whatever We Lose is actually a crossover with The Pacific, and I'd love to do more crossovers in the future

Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Yep! I've deleted the comments, but some people were VERY ANGRY about the background Babe/Roe content in LAGLAM -- you know, despite the fact that the plot of the fic is driven by a queer woman's decision to cross-dress. Guess they had to draw the line somewhere, but the hypocrisy of it all makes me chuckle

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Kinda? I deleted most of it from the original LAGLAM drafts and instead just alluded to it, but things are going to be different in FWWL. Get ready for crappy ocean metaphors and religious imagery, babes!

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I hope not :( That would stink

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Not to my knowledge

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

No, but I think it would be fun!

What's your all-time favorite ship?

Everlark! (said while frothing at the mouth because they make me go insane) I've been obsessed with them since I first read The Hunger Games at age 9. I could write you a whole novel about why I think they're perfect together, but I'll spare you the ramble (unless anyone wants it?)

What's a WIP that you want to finish but don't think you ever will?

Tears in my eyes when I tell you that it's probably the requests in my inbox. I keep telling myself that I'll get to them, but I've just felt unmotivated with all the stuff I've had going on in my personal life/at school. I really really do hope to get to them someday, though, because some of them will be really fun to write

What are your writing strengths?

I have no clue, lol. I tend to get compliments about how I describe settings, so I'm gonna say that!

What are your writing weaknesses?

My abuse of commas and italics.

What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

Personally, I love doing it. Especially in a fic like LAGLAM, where even though most people don't speak the language I'm using (Cherokee), I feel like they can still see the importance to the characters and to the story. And I like tricking people into caring about Indigenous language preservation. My teachers told me that anything can be a vessel for carrying language on, and by God, I took that to heart

What was the first fandom you wrote for?

Oh boy. I was in the fifth grade. I had won many writing competitions. Two classmates approached me and told me that they wished The Hunger Games had more post-Mockingjay Everlark content, and that since I was a good writer, they wanted me to write it. I was traded many cosmic brownies and other such snacks throughout the year for my services in providing my classmates with Everlark fics on pages of notebook paper that are probably crumpled up in a landfill by now. At the time, I had no idea I was writing fanfiction, but it was the start of my favorite hobby. Look at me now, baby!

What's a fandom/ship you haven't written for yet but want to?

I've always wanted to write for TURN: Washington's Spies but have never had the courage haha

What's your favorite fic you've written?

I have a couple of one-shots that I'm pretty pleased with, but currently I'm going to say LAGLAM because it's been so special to me <3

Tagging (but no pressure!): @almost-a-class-act @latibvles @footprintsinthesxnd @liebgotts-lovergirl

[cope-to-anime]

Could I please get a demon slayer matchup, thank you for the opportunity!

I go by the name of Nex, I'm 5'8 tall, an Istp, Capricorn, ADHD filled with severe social anxiety. I have really short brown hair, brown eyes and I'm mixed.

I absolutely love drawing and making up Ocs (Original characters). I also have a huge obsession with Pokémon, I collect Pokémon plushies, clothes, books, cards and literally anything you can imagine. Cats are my absolute favourite animal and I own 3 that mean the world to me!

I'm kinda childish and I have the habit of constantly daydreaming or dozing off if I'm bored or sometimes completely randomly. I'm often called really lazy but I just struggle to find motivation for most things. I'm usually Very calm but if someone pushes me around too much I will physically fight them without no warning.

I bite when showing affection (only if the person doesn't mind) I'm not used to getting compliments so if someone compliments me I'll be extremely shy and flustered but deny it.

(I think I might be a tsundere lmao)

And again thank you for the opportunity! I hope you have a great day

(( hi! thank you so much for requesting! I hope you enjoy this : > ))

I'll match you Shinazugawa Genya!

I think Genya wouldn't really take a fancy at you at first. To be fair, he doesn't fancy anyone that easily. You meet in a already set-up situation, like being seated next to each other in class or being groupmates for a project. He's the same awkward bean he is and he doesn't really know how to approach you about how to do this and that but he'll get to it.

When he catches you daydreaming he'd muster up the courage to ask what you're thinking about both because he's curious and because he's a little worried that you might be feeling unwell. Behind that hard shell is a really soft and caring young man who wants friends.

If you open up to him he'll listen to everything you say. Your interests will more or less also be his interests, as well. You'll get him into character making and Pokemon. I think he'd really like ghost type pokemons.

Bonus: Since you're almost the same height as Genya sooner or later either Tanjiro, Inosuke, or Zenitsu would point out that you two look good together. Genya would get all flustered saying you guys are just good friends but he can't deny that the thought of being more than friends with you has crossed his mind. He'd blush even harder because of it.

[ashtonisvibing]

hey there, first post... wooooooow-

the name's Ashton, I'm 19, and my pronouns are he/bug (but don't be surprised if the list becomes bigger). I absolutely love hollow knight so if you've got the same obsession hit me up. please. I need more hollow knight buddies-

I also really like Sanders sides (and just Thomas sanders' content in general), Stardew valley, Celeste, and I've been getting back into animal crossing: new horizons (however, if I ever get invitations for islands, for now I reject because I don't have the stupid online subscription).

I'm also autistic (self diagnosed, I'm very positive on this-) so I'm gonna have my... quirks, and I'm horrible with tone I honestly request that tone tags are used. I say all this like I'll ever get any interaction-

also, I draw art, which is the image you can see below! yeah, I drew that! it's just me with all of my flags (agender, transmasc, trixic, queer, and asexual). I'll be posting other art throughout the day probably so if someone comes around expect some spam. and expect that the drawing below is the highest quality of art for now, that's as good as it's gonna get.

and that feels about it! if I get a good following I'll do a much better introduction type thing. if you wanna see my other socials they're listed in my carrd (there's also my Spotify where you can find a bunch of themed playlists based around different characters. and eventually there'll be two-ish links where you can see my ocs. because oh golly I have so many one carrd page can't handle them-)

alright, that feels good enough, so see ya!👋

[werifestaria]

helloo !! I'm not sure uf my ask came in so I'll just send it again (screw you bad internet 💔)

Fandom/Characters: Stardew Valley and the marriage candidates!

Sexuality: Bi

Gender Preference: Any

Romantic or Platonic: Romantic please !!

Personality: I'm very quiet and reserved most of the time but when I get close with someone, i ramble ALOT about my interests and try to learn and get into theirs. When I get sensitive, which is often, I usually let it out through drawing or anger. I'm a Scorpio, INFP-T, my love languages are quality time and words of affirmation. My fashion sense is very punk as well.

Likes: Historical fashion, dinosaurs, cryptids etc. Basically anything history, pre-history!! I also started getting into metal but I really like listening to 90s music.

Dislikes: Sports and things that require alot of thinking.

Hobbies: Drawing, singing, playing video games and watching doccumentaries :)

Thank you, have a great day !!

𝐦𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐚

Hello! Thank you for requesting, hun!! Your first request had sent, but I decided I wanted to use this one instead. I hope you enjoy this Mod Ara exclusive matchup~

𝐦𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 . . .

𝐬𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 !

runner-up : sam

I was stuck between Sebastian and Sam for quite some time, but based on some careful calculations, I have determined that Sebastian is perfect for you! Firstly, INFP’s are known to be pretty compatible with INTP’s—Sebastian’s personality type! Although it’s hard to give him a zodiac sign, a general consensus is that Sebastian would be a Capricorn! Scorpios and Capricorns have a bond that is rather hard to describe, but very firm nonetheless. Aside from MBTI types and zodiac signs, Sebastian was my first thought as soon as I read about how you love to ramble beneath your quieter demeanor. He’s naturally quiet himself, but underneath all that silence, he has a very active mind that loves to converse and share. He’s been unable to be honest about his interests due to his less-than-invested family, but with you around, you’d act as an outlet for all of his unvoiced worries, stories, interests, etc. God, he’d adore you—and as repayment for listening to him, he’d listen to you indefinitely.

𖥸 He’s absolutely obsessed with your sense of fashion!! You two would have such a bomb aesthetic- when he isn’t confined to his hoodie, I feel like he rocks such a cool alt fashion. I’m not exactly sure what subcategory he’d frequent, but I just know you two would look so cool side-by-side!!

𖥸 Look at me and tell me he doesn’t love all things relating to cryptids. Dude is almost a cryptid himself!! You talk all about them together and he’s definitely gotten you a mothman plushie

𖥸 Sebastian absolutely loves to watch you draw. Even the creations you make while you’re angry impress him to no end. He loves to suggest things for you to draw and supports you by buying supplies- his favorite gifts to give are sketchbooks!! he leaves little messages on the inner covers, constantly reminding you about how much you mean to him

𖥸 “You mean a lot to me, Y/N. Draw something as pretty as you are. - Sebastian”

𖥸 Nothing makes Sebastian more happy than cuddling up with you to watch documentaries!! On rainy days, there’s nothing else he’d rather do- but he also loves to listen to you sing 💕 it might as well be his free melatonin

𖥸 If you’ll allow it, he’d love to let you sing him to sleep

𖥸 Sebastian absolutely loves to take you on motorcycle rides (if you’d like to, of course.) The wind in your hair and your arms around him are basically his favorite things ever- he takes you anywhere you want to go, let that be the city or just the outskirts of Pelican Town!!

𖥸 Video game nights!! You’d get him so invested with video games—enough to get him to buy a lot of them on his PC!!

𝐢 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩 !

[mcthefamilytherapist]

Hi! Congratulations on 500 followers! I'd like to request an Obey me character match-up please!

I'm 5'3, I weigh about 135lbs. I have long, dyed dark brown black hair, and dark brown eyes. I have light, pale skin. I'm what most people would call thick, thick thighs, thick calves, some tummy, a decent sized booty, the girls are a 38C cup.

I love history, about any kind. I grew up watching old western movies with my Dad. I've always been interested in ancient Egypt, Rome, Greece. I've been obsessed with Italy since I was a child. I'd love to go to Hawaii and learn their traditions. My favorite hobby is probably spending time with loved ones, especially my friends, but I also love cooking, baking, painting, and drawing. I love late night drives, with the windows down. Personality wise, I'd be considered a highly sensitive person, I feel very deeply, love deeply and, and mostly in extremes. I'm passionate about what I care about, I cry a lot, I can be kind of intense. I have an attitude, and 100% roll my eyes a lot. I'm pretty decent at comebacks. I'm a foodie, I'll pretty much go anywhere if there will be food. I enjoy deep, personal, intelligent conversations, like do you believe in God? Aliens? Bigfoot? How did your grandmother, and mother's traditions shape you? Isn't it crazy that majority of the ocean hasn't been explored?

I know this was kind of a lot, but I just wanted to give you enough to really get an idea of me as a person. (: Thank you so much. ❤

Thank you for asking 😘

✨I match you with Satan!✨

He shares your interest in history and likes to know more about human culture

You two would spend time cooking together and trying to make different dishes from the Devildom and Human world alike

He loves your witty comebacks

Especially when directed at Lucifer

They have made him laugh on many occasions

Let me tell you, this man’s laugh is absolutely amazing and you get the pleasure of hearing it 😍

He understands having strong emotions, he has to work with his wrath

You guys can comfort and help each other through it 🥰

You can be sure that he would engage in deep and weird conversations with you

He finds it amusing and mildly cute when you talk about things like aliens and bigfoot

(Also, he’d totally lay his head on your thighs and read 😏🤫)

[toutallyahoe]

Sweet Mornings ~ Sebastian Moran (Sherlock)

Requested By: --

A/N: i know that this dumbass hasn't even shown his dumb ass in the Sherlock series of BBC but who gives a shit?

i also know fully well that some speculated that Mary Morstan is BCC Sherlock's Sebastian Moran but who gives a fuck?

i want him and im adding him one way or another people!

also, didn't the Sherlock fandom adopted Michael Fassbender as Sebastian Moran's face or something?

because i know you gremlins did so that's the headcanon of his face we're going too; but Paul Anderson (Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows) works too but ahdjskfjkajdjsjd whatever!

here's a fluff with the assassin who BBC SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT IN DAMN IT

anyways... here's a Michael Fassbender as Sherlock fandom's Sebastian Moran to make y'all love him

love him you gremlins

also, fun fact: i could careless for this dumbass but when writing those angsty obsession series of James "Jim" Moriarty and his poor [Name]... i changed my mind from a future idea for that series...

speaking of those angsty obsession series of Moriarty... i should continue that asdfghjkl

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A soft smile etched onto [Name]'s lips as his [Eye color] eyes looked at the body pressed close unto his form. Right arm wrapped at the sleeping form of the blond haired male as he looked at the face of the other layed beside him.

"Good morning," [Name] softly murmured, knowing full well that the supposed to be sleeping male was awake. And he was right. The blond merely replied a soft and tired groan on his greeting. Chuckling softly, the [Hair color] haired male brought the blond close to him. His other arm wrapping the other's form as he murmured soft nothings onto the blond's form.

"Come on, loser," [Name] mused at the other. "Get up, we need to get ready for the day," the blond merely groaned again.

"If it wasn't for that almost close reference of Mean Girls, I would have hit you," Sebastian had grunted, eyes shut close but a smile on his lips as he nuzzled his face onto the [Hair color] haired man's neck. Sebastian heard the other man chuckle at his reply as he felt his back being traced with fingers by [Name], drawing patterns.

"So, you mean that if I did not try to quote Mean Girls, you would have hit me?" [Name] had asked.

"Yes," came Sebastian blunt reply. [Name] couldn't help but chuckle at the blond's answer as he brought the blond closer to his body. "Not because you feel at least an ounce of love for me?" [Name] had asked as he took a deep inhale on Sebastian's scent. A content hum leaving his lips as his partner still smelled-- oddly enough-- as that lavender and vanilla scent he grew to adore.

"No, not because I love you, you dork," Sebastian had said as he opened his eyes as he felt [Name] ceased to draw patterns on his back but instead had his hands, well, at least one of them, to be entangled on Sebastian's blond hair. The [Hair color] haired man softly running his fingers on Sebastian's scalp, making the man softly sigh. Content the blond was as he pressed himself more closer to [Name].

"I love you," [Name] softly murmured onto Sebastian's ear. The blond merely rolled his eyes as he wrapped his arms around the other's body.

"Gee, I do hope so," Sebastian sarcastically said. "It would be very awkward if you don't. Being married for three years and all," the blond mused as a soft smile on his lips as he heard [Name] chuckle.

"My Jove, has it been three years? It feels like yesterday we just had our wedding," [Name] had softly murmured as he placed a soft kiss on Sebastian's forehead. A groan leaving the [Hair color] man's lips when Sebastian scratched his unclothe back.

"Stop being so sappy," Sebastian had retorted as he backed away a bit to look at [Name]'s face who merely sent him a grin. "It's too early in the morning for it."

"I can't help it, love," the [Hair color] haired man softly said as he saw Sebastian's eyes soften at his nick name for the other. "I still can't believe that I had managed to catch such a handsome and loving husband after all," [Name] said which made Sebastian let out a laugh.

"Such a sappy dork you are," the blond mused as he sat up, [Name]'s hand getting off of him as he also unwrapped his own arms off the other as he did. Looking down at the [Hair color] haired man laying beside him, a soft smile on Sebastian's lips as his blue eyes stared lovingly at the other's [Eye color] ones.

"I love you, dork," Sebastian had softly said as he leaned down, putting his hand on the other's chest as he connected his lips with [Name]'s.

"I love you too, Sebbie," [Name] cheekily said as he and the blond parted. Not missing Sebastian's eyes rolling at what he had called the blond.

"Stop calling me 'Sebbie'," Sebastian said, a small hint of annoyance in his tone but [Name] didn't mind it.

"Your boss can call you that but not I? Your beloved lover? How cruel," [Name] had said as he smiled when Sebastian sent him a small glare.

"Beloved? As if you dork," Sebastian had jokingly said. "But you know how Jim is," the blond had said as he saw [Name] nodded.

"How is he by the way? I haven't heard of him since that time he visited because he was... um... bored," [Name] stated as Sebastian groaned at that memory.

To say the least, the blond's boss was an... eccentric man.

The 'Napoleon of crime' as what others seemed to say as Jim was the consulting criminal and arch enemy of the consulting detective, Sherlock Holmes. A very dangerous criminal mastermind.

'And a cock block.' Sebastian annoyedly thought as he remembered that time Jim visited the two. Sebastian and [Name] were making out on the couch of their living room and things were going more heated as each second pass. It would have ended with the two making love it if wasn't for Jim slamming the front door and shouting how bored he was. Not even paying mind [Name] and Sebastian in a very intimate position on the couch, looking at him both shock and annoyance as the criminal merely strolled in and went to the kitchen to get something to eat.

"My Jove, he was such a cock block," Sebastian bluntly said. Tone laced with annoyance from remembering that memory. [Name] only sent Sebastian a grin and shaking his head.

"He was, wasn't he?" A soft chuckle leaving his lips as he too remembered that day. It was quite awkward that day was, but Jim was an interesting man and he enjoyed talking to the consulting criminal. As long as the criminal doesn't get his husband hurt or killed, he was fine with what ever the dark haired man does.

[Name] code of ethics were rather on the grey area. This was probably why he wasn't that freaked out when he had found out that the man he was dating for years was an assassin before he had asked the blond to marry him. [Name], to say the least, was also a very eccentric man. On some occasions that is. And Sebastian adores it.

"He absolutely was," grumbled Sebastian as he heard [Name] chuckle again. "I still can't believe he had done that... that ass," said the blond as he felt the [Hair color] haired man ran his fingers on his arm.

"Well, we could continue where we left off that day... and maybe a second from last night?" [Name] teased as he sent the blond a knowing smile. Sebastian looked down at him as he rolled his eyes.

"Hm, let me think about it," said Sebastian as he pretended to think for a moment. [Name] humming as he grabbed Sebastian's hand that was on his chest and intertwined with his. The [Hair color] haired then move their intertwined hands close to his face as he placed a gently kiss on the blond's hand.

Sebastian smiled at the other's soft and gentle actions as after a second or so, the blond moved a bit. Moving himself on top of [Name]'s stomach as he sent the man a smirk. Squeezing [Name]'s hand that was on his as he placed his other hand on the [Hair color] haired man's chin. Tilting [Name]'s head a bit as Sebastian leaned down and placed his lips with the other.

"Let's continue where we left off," Sebastian whispered as he parted from the kiss. He felt [Name] squeezed their intertwined hands as he placed soft kisses the [Hair color] haired man's jaw.

"This is quite a sweet morning," [Name] softly said as Sebastian hummed.

"Quite sweet," muttered Sebastian as he continued. "I'll be getting fucked and received some fantastic aftercare after this," he said as he heard [Name] chuckle. Feeling the other hand of [Name]'s placed on his back and began drawing patterns.

"How shameless of you to say such a thing," rolling his eyes at that, Sebastian pulled away and leaned back. Sending the [Hair color] haired male a grin.

"That won't be the only shameful thing you'll be hearing," Sebastian teased as he saw [Name] smiled. The [Hair color] haired sat up as Sebastian adjusted to his new position. The blond placing himself on the other's lap as he let go of [Name]'s hand on his and instead wrapped both of his arms on the other's neck. His hand playing with the [Hair color] locks of [Name] as he looked at the other in the eye.

"Now, hurry up, we need to continue where we left off after all," Sebastian said as [Name] chuckled. Snaking his hands on Sebastian's hips as he leaned close to the other. Placing a soft yet passionate kiss on Sebastian's lips.

"Yes... let's continue, love," muttered [Name] through the kiss as Sebastian pulled the [Hair color] haired male more closer to him.

[thotsforvillainrights]

Alright, you know the drill! Keep writing for it until I get requests for it! It's the only way its gonna grow lol.

~Your Turn, Kai~

Au: Kaishi

Part: (technically two)

Theme:Comedic Fluff

You laughed at your husband's distress while you packed your bag. "And food? How will I fair with that? What about all the work I've got to do? What about if the brat gets sick somehow?" Kai was internally panicking. You could tell by the way he layered question after question while you packed. "Kai, calm down. It's your son so I'm sure you'll be fine. Besides, you have the others to help you just in case something happens." You smiled at him before zipping your bag up, signaling that your packing was over. "They don't want to be around him because of the last time he went haywire. Can't you just take him with you?" Kai pleaded with you. Although his simple medical mask was on, his eyes revealed his true worry. You smiled gently and made your way to him. You placed a (s/c) hand on his cheek and gently stroked it. After moving your hand down, you gave him a soft peck on the cheek to reassure him. "I can't take him with me because this is a girl/boys/friends night out. I'll be back first thing in the morning." With that, you left the house and went to meet up with your friends. Kai watched as the car drove away and left him alone with his son. As if on cue, Kaishi bolted from his room and went to stand next to Kai on the steps. "Mommy/Daddy is gone? I missed them?" Kaishi began to sniffle. Kai sighed and kneeled down to look at his son eye-to-eye. "Calm down Kaishi, they'll be back. Besides, you already told them bye before going to bed last night. Now go inside and change out of your pajamas so you can eat breakfast."

As Kaishi went to change, Kai was standing in the kitchen confused as hell. He never cooked ever because he usually left that task to you or someone else. Now that he was on his own today, he was experiencing real world issues (instead of just making a cup of instant ramen). He could've just called the others belowgrounds to help, but he didn't want to admit how useless he seemed. Besides, most of the Precepts were off today, and the others were busy with work. "Daddy, where's the food?" Kaishi's curious voice snapped Kai out of his thoughts. Cereal! That's quick, clean, and easy to make! "Sit at the table. I'll make you a bowl of cereal." Kai ordered and Kaishi obliged. Kai poured milk first, and then went to pour cereal. Sadly, a single oat fell into the bowl signaling that they were out of cereal. "Daddy, that's not how you make cereal." Kai groaned at his son's commentary. "Very well. What about eggs?" Kai asked him. Kaishi shook his head. "No I dont like those very much. Can I have cake for breakfast?" Kaishi asked him.

"Absolutely NOT. You will eat eggs and you will like it." Kai said as he prepared to cook the meal. His son sighed in annoyance and pouted until Kai was finished cooking (BURNING) the eggs. Kaishi refused to eat them, and even got up and ran from the table. Kai swore he was going to lose his mind and it wasn't even 12 o'clock yet! Eventually he just caved in and made Kaishi a sandwich instead. The sandwich was no better, and it tasted like germ-x because of Kai's obsessive cleanliness. Nevertheless, Kaishi ate it because he was hungry. Following the whole day, Kai had to withdraw from his business work in exchange of taking care of the household chores that you had to do. The worst was grocery shopping.

"Kaishi Chisaki, put that back right NOW." Kai said under his breath. Kaishi groaned and reluctantly went to put back the chocolate cakes. The cart was already half full of snacks, Kai had to draw the line somewhere! "Daddy, what's the difference between honeydew and watermelon? Aren't they both melons? Also, grandpa says that everytime it rains, a dragon is crying in the sky. Is that true? Oh, oh! Daddy, How old are you? Daddy, can I have a jacket just like yours one day? Daddy, why does Mr. Deidoro smell so bad all the time? Daddy?-"

Kai was going to put himself through the wall! He abruptly stopped pushing the cart and slowly turned to look at Kaishi with a burning annoyance. "HUSH." At that point, Kaishi knew he had pushed his dad's buttons too much, but he still had one more question to ask. "Daddy, how are babies made?" Kai's eyes widened and he cleared his throat before continuing to grocery shop. "Daddy, you didn't answer me? Where do babies come from?" Kaishi pressed. Kai kept pretending not to hear him until they made it back home. Eventually Kaishi gave up on asking questions.

By now, Kai was ordering dinner and chasing a butt naked Kaishi through the house because it was bath time and Kaishi didn't wanna to in the tub just yet. "Come here, you disgusting brat!" Kai shouted while Kaishi just laughed loudly and kept rounding corners. Kai slammed his hand on the ground and went to form a blockade with his quirk. Kaishi simply placed his little hand on the wall and reassembled it to be a gaping hole for him to pass through. The only thing that stopped the kid was the fact that Pops had woken up from his nap and Kaishi ran into him without looking. "Kai my boy, I believe this belongs to you." Pops chuckled as he handed the laughing child off to his father. Kai sighed in relief. "Thank you Pops."

When you returned early the next morning from your trip, the house was spotless and silent. It was 7 a.m and usually Kai was up getting ready for work, but there wasn't a single sound so far. You made your way to the bedroom and it was empty. By now you were starting to worry a bit. You quickly went to check on Kaishi and there your heart swelled at the sight in front of you. Kai was passed out on the way too small children's bed, his legs hanging off the end of the mattress. Kaishi was knocked out on top of him. One arm was cradling Kaishi, the other arm was holding a children's book. You smiled and got plenty of pictures to commemorate the moment. Seems like daddy did well by himself.

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