#also idk who tf will read my tags but uhhh

[cherrytraveller]

everyone better watch out bc im gonna take your sad pathetic middle-aged characters and turn them into my poor little meow meows

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[protoformx]

haii haiii!!! tagged by @localwarlockunion !!

Last song played: Incinerator by dreamcrusher and then ready by the oozes! figured i could put two lolol

Reading: "The Outside" by Ada Hoffman which is a sci-fi i haven't gotten too far into but it's fun so far! I'm also currently spending a lot of time staring at a tree species identification book that's vague but pretty. oH and I've been reading dungeon meshi? though I keep forgetting its open on my phone still so its been like two weeks since i picked it up lolol

Watching: uhhh me and juice are still on our mlp watchthrough! we just made it to season six! I don't watch much in general so that's one thing! and uhhh idk I've been watching some older wayneradiotv vods and I rewatched Magnetic Rose again the other day!

Current obsession: unchanging! still have tf brain as I have the past uhhh number of years. I've been getting more into sewing again though on a similar yet slightly unrelated note!!

Tagging: @gaychickenwinnersince2003 @dpthcharge @wa-u @goraturtle @robofile @protoform-xxx (and anyone else who may want to do this! and if I tagged yah and you don't wanna do this u don't gottaaaaa)

[r0yalgrimmartz]

Since there's like a fucking chicken coop on Duel Academy island and Pharoh the cat - I like to impose that the school also has a goat.

Hear me out,,,

The goat was randomly found one day, on the island near the volcano, and since then nobody knows where tf it came from or why its there?? But they just now own it and have a little goat pen specifically for the goat to live in.

For some fucking reason it just...likes to headbutt Crowler. Why?? No fucking clue, just every single time Crowler is in within range of sight, it becomes personal. But in the later seasons the goat and Crowler fucking bond.

[CUT CUZ I WILL RAMBLE]

The goat has like four babies. It has gotten pregnant four times, no fucker knows why pregnant how, but there's mini baby goats (kids) fucking rampaging through the island. Yes, each one of them headbutted Crowler in the legs.

Jaden had ended up taking the goat to his dorm accidentally once. The goat proceeded to eat and chew at everything.

It fucking headbutted Chazz several times in his sleep. No idea why but seemed personal.

It's surprisingly chill with Blair, Chumley, Jim, Jaden and Kore. Even Miyu. Somewhat Jesse but at first it did try headbutting Jesse.

It doesn't like Alexis mainly because of the smell of the perfume she wears.

It absolutely did headbutt Sheppard several times into the ocean.

It has chewed at Chazz's jacket before. Even ran off with it. Chazz had chased the goat for hours trying to get his jacket back. He has threatened to get the goat to be put down. Has even tried PAYING someone once. Chazz absolutely hates the baby goats and is like "WHY IS IT PREGNANT- HOW DOES IT EVEN HAPPEN??" They also have tormented Chazz.

Riley has tried scrapping with the goat. Atticus got his hair chewed. Zane and the goat have some weird mutual understanding.

Hassleberry got on the goat's bad side once, proceeded to get chased across the island into a tree along with Syrus. Bastion had to hide his work from being chewed.

Hanae hates the goat mainly because it eats her outfits. The goat tries bonding with Hanae. Hanae has a weird aura that for some reason attracts the goat. Cytherea and the goat are ENEMIES. A fuckint goat. That's number 2 rival after her rival Kore. Ilya and the goat vibe, they chill. The goat even sat with Ilya once while he was reading.

Aster absolutely gets fucking headbutted in the ass. Probably after his like third duel with Jaden, the goat escaped and proceeded to literally headbutt Aster on sight. Probably happened after the whole scene in that episode cut then the goat to fucking does a number on him while Aster was trying to walk out all badass, and Aster was just like "shit shit shit fuck shit- Hope nobody saw- " Everyone did see. It was hilarious.

Adrian...ADRIAN. It absolutely fucking headbutted Adrian off a cliff once. Adrian lived but...ya know. The goat comes back for vengeance.

Axel, uhhh...a weird mutual understanding??? I mean it's had a stand off with Axel once, but...After that it was all chill??

Idk who else I'm missing out but here have this. I am super tired, I have no idea why my brain even thinks of these things. No I will not be tagging the fandom.

[cheolbooluvr]

get to know me!! tag game <3

thank you khione @wonwoonlight for the tag!! <33 i am awful at doing these even tho i want to, i just start them and then always forget to finish and post them lol kjfaksdasl

tagging @lovingyu04 @gyukult @hoshblr @minghaofilm @trashlord-007 and anyone and everyone who would like to do this :)

What day is your birthday?

august 11 :)

What is your favorite color?

pink, blue, green and yellow <3

What’s your lucky number?

1,8,11 (for obvious reasons)

Do you have any pets?

no i wish :( but i do have stray cats that wander into my backyard!

How tall are you?

165cm

How many pairs of shoes do you own?

a lot more than i can count off the top of my head

Favorite song?

hmm i don't have a single favorite song, but the ones that have been on repeat: go away - omar apollo, summertime - ha:tfelt, sss - svt, say something - twice, tear drop - sf9 !!

Favorite movie?

oh...i have many, but i'll name three: our times, how to lose a guy in 10 days, princess mononoke

Who would be your ideal partner?

hm, someone i can be myself around; someone who is open to trying new things w me and being adventurous, but also being okay w just staying at home; someone who my family also loves...i could go on for days tbh

Do you want children?

i do :[ i have the WORST baby fever, if you wanna read abt it, lemme plug this fic LOL

Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

yeah, for p1r4t1ng a sh0w :] #outlaw

Baths or showers?

i used to love baths, but i love showers now and just standing there, the water hitting me, and pretending i'm being rained on in the middle of a dramatic movie

What color socks are you wearing?

invisible color

What type of music do you like?

lots of kpop, krnb, and bedroom pop :))

How many pillows do you sleep with?

......i have 6 on my bed (but i technically only use 2)

What position do you usually sleep in?

on my side (semi-fetal), or on my back w my legs in 4 shape, arms above my head LOL

What you don’t like when you are sleeping?

when it's too hot! i cannot stand when it's too hot. otherwise, i'm a pretty easy sleeper if i'm on a comfy bed w good pillows

What do you typically have for breakfast?

bold of you to assume i eat breakfast....but if i do, it's usually hot pockets or costco croissants :]

Have you ever tried archery?

yes!! once at my school, they had it, and it was super fun!

Favorite fruit?

i love all melons, cherries, nectarines, cuties/tangerines, mangos, dragon fruit...i just really love fruit!!

Favorite swear word?

fuck or shit - i have a potty mouth i'm so sorry

Do you have any scars?

i do, mostly acne scars, but also random scars from many things

Are you a good liar?

i think so...? good enough to get past my tiger mom, so that has to say smth, right?

What is your personality type?

enfp!!!!!

What is your favorite type of girls?

hot girls, kind girls, idk as long as we vibe, i like most of them

Are you an innie or an outie?

innie :o

Left or right handed

right handed

Favorite food?

probably mashed potatoes or hot pockets

Favorite foreign food?

sushi :[

Are you a clean or messy person?

messy, but not dirty!!!! i just have a lot of shit

Most used phrase?

uhhh either the curse words above, or "HELP" but it changes, i go thru phases w phrases aha ;P

How long does it take for you to get ready?

it depends on where i'm going, but 30mins average if i'm trying to look nice?

Do you talk to yourself?

all the damn time! i literally have podcasts w myself lmfao

Do you sing to yourself?

yes i like to pretend that i can sing

Are you a good singer?

see above answer

Biggest Fear?

death & failure, not being loved :']

Are you a gossip?

yeah i'm honestly rly nosy, but i do know my boundaries most of the time

Do you like long or short hair?

SHORT - once i cut my hair short, i realized that this is me, the real me, long hair me feels like a complete fraud

Favorite school subject

hmm, english probably

Extrovert or Introvert?

extrovert, but i do need my alone time a lot of the time. ppl irritate tf outta me and sometimes i need them to just...not

What makes you nervous?

not being qualified enough for something, being a fraud, imposter syndrome type stuff

Who was your first real crush?

i'm gonna go w a celebrity crush and i'm gonna say it was dwayne the rock johnson in the scorpion king LMFAO

How many piercings do you have?

2

How fast can you run?

not fast at all

What color is your hair?

pink like seungkwan hitorijanai/your choice concept photo eras

What color are your eyes?

poopy brown, or to be more poetic, just...brown

What makes you angry?

incompetent mfs who can't do their job, ppl who steal artwork/creative work, ppl who don't know their boundaries...there's a lot

Do you like your own name?

yes :]

Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

i used to rly want 2 girls. then i thot bc i wanted 2 girls so badly, the universe would give me 2 boys instead, but now i'm okay w whatever, i just want babies :D

What are your strengths?

umm good question *cue imposter syndrome*

What are your weaknesses?

i have imposter syndrome

Color of your bedspread?

hwite

Color of your room?

white and grey

[sunshineseung]

Content Creator Year in Review

tagged by: @bearseungmin :o thank you for thinking im interesting enough to do this lol tagging: uhhh idk who’s been tagged yet so if you’re a smaller creator and want to participate in this tag, feel free to do it and tag me so i can see it :)

2020 was a fucking mess but I finally started writing here on Tumblr so I guess it wasn’t that bad in that aspect, right? For real, thank you for the endless amounts of support on this blog! Ya’ll are insanely sweet and supportive and I’m glad I joined this community when I did, because I’m having such a good time interacting with ya’ll and writing my shitty stories. Here’s to another year of being horny for kpop idols and writing smut to satisfy the insatiable!

(year in review under the cut)

1. first creation of 2020 and most recent creation of 2020 first: Anniversary - This is the first smut I ever wrote... it kinda sucks now but ya’ll still seem to like it lol most recent: Gag Gift - I’ve been super depressed so this took like a month to release, but I also hated the first several drafts, but I’m happy with it now :) Startting 2020 with being horny for Seungmo and ending it with being horny for Seungmo. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

2. one of your favorite creations from 2020  I’m gonna do three of my faves lol Sinner (Part One) - Ah, a classic. I went in on this one, and I really like the end result, and clearly everyone else did because dozens of people requested a part two! Royalty - Probably my favorite thing I’ve ever written in terms of stray kids smut, honestly. I’m just really proud of it lol Little Secret - Duh!!! This was my first planned series smut (sorry Sinner) and the reaction it got was just amazing. Thank you for the support on this little bitch of a story!

3. a creation you’re really proud of  R O Y A L T Y ^^^

4. a creation that took you forever  gag gift :’) but also it took me like 30 years to finish writing my NCT drabbles for SMM 100 so... that !

5. a creation from 2020 that received the most notes  i’m pretty sure my post with the most notes is my mark lee drabble, but if it isn’t... oops! Little Secret also got a bunch of notes, plus the OT8 stray kids things I made a few months ago... phew! ya’ll really liked those lol

6. a creation you think deserved more notes  ya’ll slept on my hendery in a maid cat outfit drabble and I will not forgive you for that TT

7. a new fandom you joined and a creation you made for it  I just became an nctzen in january of this year after being interested in them since their debut lol but i’m glad i’m an nctzen now because NCT 2020 is the highlight of my year (other than SHINee coming back ofc). I’ve linked to the nct smuts like 100 times already so just... scroll up lol

8. a creation you made that breaks your heart psycho because it’s breakup angst from when i was missing my ex which just so happened to occur while ‘00 line did their psycho performance lol thanks hyunjin for the fuel 

9. a ‘simple’ creation you really love  first kiss is my only not smut work on my blog and I still love it with all my dainty little heart :) ya’ll slept on this one too but i understand why. it isn’t smut so ya’ll dont care about it lol it’s alright 

10. a creation that was inspired by another one  movie night was inspired by a jisung cockwarming fic i read on wattpad, but i can’t remember what book it was in :( sorry! but it was just a short drabble that made my brain go brrr so i had to write a whole fic about it (and then someone else requested it so i HAD HAD to do it)

11. a favorite creation by someone else inhales any of these but also ... I think about this one like... DAILY ! Actual art right here ugh i just love king/royalty stories ig one of my favorite threesome smuts!!! johnny suh just does something to a girl, okay? subby lix owns my heart THIS FIC DRIVES ME CRAZY ARE YOU KIDDING ??? that’s all for right now but you can go through the whole fic rec tag and see what kind of kinky shit i’m into lol

12. some of your favorite content creators from this year @lovebini - I literally visit ems blog basically every day just to see what FINE ART has been posted. everything is just A+++ if you aren’t following her already, what are you doing? @hanji - you dont understand... I’m OBSESSED jokes aside, another blog I visit a lot ! it’s all just so good wtf  @mochinnie - everything is GOLD 10/10 highly recommend :) @nightshade-minho - definition of perfect. this mf dont miss! everything is incredible and just... so good! please! if you aren’t following already youre missing tf out! @hanflix - duh. duh! wha- duh!!! so good, so so so good! amazingly talented person writing on a gorgeous blog. literal perfection!  @binniesthighs - great username, great content! another blog where every story is high art that should be put in... a really good museum that i totally know the name of!  that’s all that i can think of right now, but i’m sure i’m an active follower on some other blogs that i’m blanking on right now since i usually just scroll through the stray kids smut tag lmao.

again, thank you for an incredible year! more content coming soon! 

[jaysdimples]

🎮 30 Questions Tag Game 🎮

i was tagged by my babes @casnextdoor & @deepseavibez ❤

name/nickname: jada, jay, sunshine(reserved for my close friends)

star sign: pisces

height: 5'4 or 5'5 lol im never sure

birthday: march 4th

favorite band: bts, ateez, txt, everglow, dreamcatcher, twice, chloe x halle, little mix, boys world, citizen queen. i wanna say paramore, sleeping with sirens & pierce the veil as well but i haven't kept up with them for a few years 😔

time: 4:01pm

favorite solo artist: doja cat, cardi b, normani, beyonce, megan thee stallion, kehlani, giveon, bruno mars, becky g, victoria monet, chung ha, cl, j cole, jackson wang, hyolyn, kendrick lamar, rihanna, miguel, jhene aiko, tinashe h.e.r. & literally so much more lmaooo

song stuck in your head: you broke me first by tate mcrae (im a sad bish lol) & wild side by normani and cardi (im a wannabe dance bish 🤣)

last movie you watched: honey (the fuel to my love for dance)

free space!: uh hi lol umm im that person that's like very creative but has trouble actually creating lol i have a real deep love for literally anything artistic: singing, dancing, drawing, writing, etc. it just makes my heart and soul feel so warm whether i have the skill or not.

last show: the vampire diaries

when i created this blog: whew chile i wish i could tell you lmao i have no clue

what i post: i reblog art, aesthetics, quotes, bts-related things and my friends' works as well as posting my own work. i also act very chaotic on main lol

last thing i googled: burger king lmaoooooo

other blogs: nope this is my one and only 😊

do i get asks?: yes ive gotten asks, mostly from dee uwu 💓

why i chose my url?: i triple bias joon, hobi & kook and they can all be referred to as "jay" and they all have dimples lol it also turns out that i have some not so noticeable dimples so there's that 😅

following: i follow a lot of people and blogs lol but i hold my babes close to my heart (they know who they are.. i hope lolololololololol)

followers: 160 (idk when tf that happened but i also feel like a lot of those are p0rn bots that i never blocked lmao)

average hours of sleep: lol no more than 5

lucky number: 7. it seems cliche but it's always been my favorite number growing up & then i found out that it's my angel number so it just seems meant to be 👉🏾👈🏾

instruments: i own a keyboard and an acoustic guitar. do i know how to play either of them? no lmaooo

what am i wearing?: white bodysuit/top, salmon pink pants, white adidas high tops & a rose quartz charm pendant

dream job: uhhh im not really sure lol i mean im studying to go into real estate & im working in customer service right now but that's not the dream

favorite food: chicken nuggets/tenders (im babie lmao)

tea or coffee: coffeeeee lol it tastes better than tea, i drink both though

nationality: american unfortunately

favorite song: halo by beyonce, it's a bitch for me to sing cause that woman's vocal range is insane but i still love the production and arrangement of it. absolutely beautiful.

last book i read: boyfriend from hell by jaime quaid.i know they say don't judge a book by its cover but it was the best decision i made when i bought the book lol they revamped the cover tho (i hate it lmaooo)**

top three fictional universes i would like to live in: the vampire diaries/the originals/legacies (such a fckin badass universe), teen wolf (the amount of stiles fanfics i used to read on wattpad is insanity) & the house of night book series

**here's a side by side of the book cover i saw vs the revamped version that i hate lol

tagging @dreamcatcherjiah and @myghobi ❤

[selfcareparker]

LMAOO I WAS GONNA BRING UP FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLIDER BUT I WASNT SURE IF YOU WERE WATCHING IT HSKAJ (are you liking it? i know it’s only the first episode but ya know, another one tomorrow night- well tomorrow night for me, and did you like wandavision?? i loved it!!)

oh my goodness i’m watching lion king while writing this and i haven’t seen it in a while and i am..... emotional. but anyway, i love that streaming services think that imma pay for them while they charge $50 a month. like yes of course i have that kind of money and i am going to give it to you to watch tv 🙄 that $50 is budgeted to sims thank you. (ALSO SIMS!!! i’ll get to that in a minute) now see if i don’t google levidia right this minute LMAOO, not that i’m gonna use it.. just for the research...

AND HDKSHS SEND THAT CHAOS WALKING LINK LMAO i saw it for the third time with a different one of my friends and she wasn’t the best one to see it with? she literally was on her fucking phone and i was like ok whatever her loss not mine, and idk if you’ve read the books or if you’ve seen it by now, but by the end of the whole movie, after they’ve confirmed THE THING throughout the whole movie she asked the dumbest question and i’m like diD YOU NOT WATCH THE MOVIE, and i guess she didn’t. so. this sounds so vague but i don’t wanna spoil the movie for you just in case lol.

THE STORY LMAOO, so A DIFFERENT FRIEND LOL, like my oldest bff, we had a day together and we wanted to go see chaos walking. and i honest to God thought that no one would be seeing this movie. like NO ONE. every day, i checked the theater seating and no one was there right? plus i really wanted us to have the theater to ourselves. so we sit in the wrong seats, the row in front of us, STILL THINKING WE’RE ALONE. and then these 3 older people came in AND IM ABOUT TO SCREAM FHSJSH AND IM LIKE “are we in your seats?” and they we were like uh yeah, AND IT WAS SO BAD LMAOO , we’re moving and everything would’ve been FINE but my friend’s reclined seat was going down so slow and as it’s going shes LITERALLY SAYING ALOUD “awkward awkward awkward” so she thinks forget it, lemme just get up. HER BAG GETS CAUGHT ON HER CHAIR AND HER FRIES AND THEY SPILL ALONG WITH HER HONEY MUSTARD 😭😭 ALL OVER THE FLOOR! so i’m trying not to laugh lmao but those aren’t even our seats and we just made a mess, so naturally, i get on the floor and start cleaning it up with my napkins (this is going for too long) AND MY FRIEND IS STILL SAYING “awkward awkward awkward awkward” and i’m really abt to crack up bECAUSE LIKE SHUT UP HAHAHA and we’re cleaning it and shit and the oldest lady is gonna say “yeah you’re not gonna make an old lady get on the floor, are you?” AND I WANTED TO LAUGH AND SCREAM AT THE SAME TIME BC DID WE ASK YOU TO, NO, so then i had to get the manager and she helped us clean it, we got new fries and everything was fine, it’s just a crazy story bc LITERALLY WE COULDVE AVOIDED IT AND EVERYTHING BUT THESE ELDERLY PEOPLE HAD TO COME AND SEE THIS MOVIE😭😭 at least the gentlemen was nice.. he helped us clean. but then his wife was like “i aM nOt siTTiNg tHeRe” and at first i thought she was a teenager bc of her stink attitude but her husband was nice. and it’s not like we weren’t cleaning it up, we were!!! like i was so apologetic- anyway.

about sims! do you play console or pc? wait,, you already told me you play pc bc your computer was broken, i’m glad you can play now though :’)) litetally when i read in the tags that you’re playing sims !!!! and are you hyped for bunk beds? i have cc so i’ve had them for a bit, but they were glitchy... but i’m so excited we have them now! i should really play sims today...

GURL IM SO PROUD OF YOU 🥺🥲 i know you aren’t fluent in everything and you aren’t a linguistic genius LMAO but it’s still soooo amazing :’) here i am reading the captions while ur just going hahah, yea i tried duolingo but.... i didn’t stick to it HDJSH talking to you though makes me so interested because you know all these languages, not even studying them like that, but you have this foundation and ahh it’s just super cool. LOL YOU DONT SOUND LAME HAJA IM TELLING YOU ITS SO SO COOL, i’m loving this lesson btw oh my goodness- HSKAJS YOU THOUGHT I WOULD ALREADY KNOW THAT??? HDYSJHS MY ONLY ENGLISH SPEAKING ASS??? HAHAHAHHAH i find that word (Rindfleischetikettie- i’m not gonna write the whole thing i’m sorry) very interesting... like... wow. did you have to google that or did you just know lmao

OKAH THE WATER THING HDKDJDKS UR GONNA TERRIFY ME HAHAH OH MY LORD- first of all CROATIA 😍😍 but thinking about it like that, I WOULD FREAK OUT TOO HAHSGSG i never go that deep into the water, or if i do i have my dad with me lol and i kind of hold onto him bc ive seen/heard too many things about people being dragged into the sea. but i loveee the water (i wanted to be a mermaid soooo bad ohmigosh)

I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ONE CANNOT LIKE MUSIC ITS AWFUL !! lmao yeah i haven’t even listened to harry’s his first album, everyone says they love it more. I WAS GONNA SAY IMMA LISTEN TO ONLY ANGEL BUT THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE IT HUHAHAH also i have never listened to anything by mgk (i actually had to google who he was IM SORRY😔) i’m tempted to listen tho lol PLEASE JUSTIN BIEBER- I PROMISE IM NOT LAUGHING AT U IVE JUSY NEVER HAD SOMEONE SAY THAT B4!! like i don’t know many people who’ve liked him bUT NOW IM GONNA LISTEN & the cardboard cutout- okay. 😭😭😭

oh my goodness to see the vamps live 🤧 TO SEE ANYONE LIVE PLEASE JJDGSHAHGD and little mix is so good oh my goodness- i actually haven’t been to that many concerts.. i was at my first one, elsie fest (it’s like a broadway thing really) in uhhh october of 2019, yea i took my mom for her birthday bc she loves darren criss and i’m obsessed with glee lmao OH MY GOODNESS YOUVE BEEN TO SO MANY!!! and those are such great artists 😩😩

LMAO UR FINE, hamilton is a musical that lin manuel miranda wrote and i think generally made? i’m obsessed, but basically it was on broadway and then recorded and put on disney+ ... idk i guess it counts a film bc it’s like a movie really cuz it was recorded but in what 2018 or 2016? i don’t remembers the date that is on disney+ but it’s strange how i got into it, a lot of my friends were obsessed and i was like uhh why? and while researching it and watching it, trying to figure out why people love it... i fell in love with it LMAO but the music is FANTASTIC and lin is incredible😭 but yes yes yes i loveeeee high school musical!! my dad actually took my cousins to see it on ice or something (i absolutely forget lmao) but i don’t know how people don’t know hsm. it upsets me.

OKAY IM DOWN TO THE BOTTOM HAHAHA (it takes me so long to respond, now i’m on lion king 2 WHICH IS SO GOOD PLEASE FHHSSHHSHSH) i could respond in chunks but i kind of enjoy responding like this? it feels a bit like a letter but if this whole thing is overwhelming i’ll cut it up lol

+ yes that was me about your fic and sleep and everything lol but it was so good😭 i don’t understand how you write peter so well like you have this ability to capture his.. everything? i’m crine. all the time. over your fics. & i cannot describe my happiness for youuuu :’) i’m so happy you’re writing again 🥺🥰 the thing about how you only want to write the long peter fic but you don’t know how to continue... i feel that so so so hard, i don’t think i told you but ughh i was so blah bc of that feeling of having pent up inspiration for only one fucking thing and not being able to write it. it’s so frustrating 😭

not to add more to this but i need to vent a bit? the situation is definitely different bc with your major it obviously requires for you to ya know, know english lol, but uhm bc i’m homeschooled ive been cheating on all my work SHSHDHSJ like i google the answers but i’m still learning! it’s just..... i find it so unnecessary, like going for an audition no one is gonna say to me “i want you to chanel the knowledge within yourself of the centripetal force of the circle that is the table on this stage” like tf??? there’s literally no point. i’m gonna be getting into voice lessons again soon and i’m already doing dance, AND i’ll be doing this summer camp program (more hamilton lol) and thinking about school is only making me stress more, like i haven’t been able to rehearse dance at all this week bc of it...... so

hahaha reading your tags, lonely anon would still be accurate HAHAHHAHA // another add: yea i love ur current theme, i’ve gotten used to “seeing you” like this, but anything will look super pretty :)) ALSO HOW IS IT STILL SNOWING THERE, i swear it’s getting warmer and warmer by the day here 😭🤧

these long ass posts, my gosh🥲 lonely lovely anon <3

Omg yes it does feel like a letter sldkdj and then the few days of waiting also make more sense okay i love this ❣️💕❤️💓❤️💞🧡💜💘(wtf)sksjhz

Dear lovely anon,

ALSKSJVKD yes i‘m liking falcon and winter soldier dlkdh i haven‘t watched the second episode yet but i‘ll watch it tomorrow! but i didn‘t watch wandavision........ eidislskks i was going to but idk i wasn‘t that interested in it and watching series is already too much of a commitment (what can i say i‘m a Sagittarius—🤧 (no i’m joking i actually know NOTHING about starsigns)) didjj that i couldn‘t force myself to watch it, ALSO i hate (idk if this is an unpopular opinion) when every episode is like a whole hour. i‘m rewatching an old series today (it‘s german so i won‘t even get into it) and the episodes are 25 mins each and i‘ve already watched 8 episodes today ridlndjdjd,,, and i feel like if the episodes were an hour each i wouldn‘t have gotten past episode 2 today like idk.... even if series had the same length in total, i prefer when the individual episodes are shorter idk why tho tbh (so yeah i already wasn‘t 100% convinced about watching wandavision so i just couldn’t make myself watch a bunch of 1hour episodes— i‘ve heard that it‘s good tho- but i‘m not much of a series person so. Dldkk (have we talked about this already??? sorry i don‘t remember what i said lol and i couldn‘t find my own post anymore so dkdjsh) (WAIT I JUST CHECKED THE WANDAVISION EPIOSRDES ARENT EVEN THAT LONG??? Okay wait i might watch it now - did you like it? let me know if i should watch it— why did i think they were 60minutes???)

okay another confession i‘ve never watched the lion king????? i mean i watched it when i was a child but i was too young to actually pay attention to any kind of plot i just liked the songs lol sldkdj i‘ve been meaning to watch it for years tho 🦁 (idk it just felt appropriate to put a lion emoji lmoaoo)

OH MY GOD THE CHAIS WALKING/CINEMA STORY AHSJSKKS😭😭😭😭 NOOOOO (very fitting that there was so much chaos when you were watching a film that has chaos in the title loool) and the “awkward awkward awkward“ SAME SKSKSLSKDJ, that‘s literally me 24/7 ahajshshhshshsh. Like i was so skdjdjdkdllsldksnsnsnsb while i read what you sent me djslslsjdjdbdn why are old ladies always so grumpy btw 🥲🥲🥲 at least the man was nice tho! and wait did i read that right... you have fries (which, to me, are called chips dusuusldk) at your cinemas?? (Movie theatres sorry sksjsh) we just have popcorn and nachos and drinks i want chips too when i‘m watching a film what😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺

Also i still haven’t watched it so thanks for not spoiling it!!! (idk when i’ll watch it i’m so bad with films and even worse with series💀💀💀- same with cherry. i literally forgot all about cherry, i was SO hyped when the trailer came out like i’ve never been so excited about a movie... and then it came out... and i still haven‘t watch it like what‘s wrong with me???? Dkdjdjdjdklsl i feel like i‘m not gonna watch it anytime soon tbh, but i wanna watch chaos walking i just have to find the time

Okay and @ your other friend who wasn‘t paying attention like why are you even watching the film then???? but ok (omg this sounds so mean i‘m sure she‘s very nice but in this situation just like❔❔❔)

SIMS ahhh, BUNK BEDS, ahhhh sdljdjdjdkdkdldksj i actually haven‘t played it since the update 🤧🤧 i made both of my sims (enisa (bestselling author already, thank you) and michael (aspiring doctor)) go to university and bro it takes so long 😭😭 and you can‘t do anything else if you want them to do well so literally the last three times i played sims i was just constantly clicking their homework and computerd to write their assignments (i play it in german so idk what its called on the sims) and do their presentations and do them all over again so that they get better or whatever for HOURS, but imma play again soon

also i‘m living my fanfiction life loool, so i made my two sims neighbours (on the same plot tho but i made two small separate houses lol, i still wanted to control both of them at the same time but i made sure they didn‘t interact before i wanted them to skdjdjdk). and first they both experimented and got some experience in the love department you know (all genders, cause i have to live my sexuality even in a pc game slskdjh— wait, i‘ve never lived my sexuality irl like i‘ve done NOTHING nothing with guys nothing with girls (🥲) but maybe that’s why i want to do it even more in the sims) and then they met at uni and realised like hey we‘re neighbours and now they‘re together (but michael accidentally had an alien baby with another woman (who was an alien which i was not aware of) cause i wasn‘t paying attention like i said woohoo not try for baby like michael why is your pull out game so weak tf LSHDDHDJDJSKKDKSKDKS okay but making out and flirting and doing all the fun stuff in the sims turns me on way more than it should PFAHAHHAHSH) so idk why i told you this but I’m creating that neighbour!au in the sims lmaoooo

i did not have to google Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsübertragungsaufgabengesetz (just did it again😌 sisjshhs) but i might have mixed up the words überwachung und übertragung or i might have even forgotten a word skskks but in the end it doesn‘t matter (by linkin park- ok i‘m so sorry it‘s 2 am and i have a headache from having waveformers in my hair all day but i still wanted to reply to this now so sorry if i‘m not making any sense right nowbahahshah)

i wanted to be a mermaid too dldjdksksj like h2O and all those series convinced me i could be one like. i remember i‘d always go in the deep pool and attempt to swim like them in all the series with that wave motion i must have looked so crazy with my goggles as well dkdjsksöksj (i was like twelve but still)

so mgk has two sides one is hip hop/rap which is like ~~~~ idk he has good and bad songs, but his latest album is like punk pop snd I LOVE IT SO SO SO SO SO MUCH, so if you like punk pop I’d recommend his album tickets to my downfall (i don‘t blame yoj if you don‘t like it tho like about a year ago i would have HATED that type of music dkdkdkkd)🥴

Okay talking about music, there‘s this german rapper and he is... not a good person. he‘s literally a criminal and extremely sexist but to me he‘s still hot???????? he‘s even cute at times even tho he has tattoos everywhere and is like 6‘5 and is super aggressive but i see him and i‘m like 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 my heart beats only for you💘💘💘💘and he released a new song today and i watched the video and i‘m wondering wtf is wrong with me 😃 (he did look particularly cute cause he was high so idk he wasn’t really aggressive in this one) 😭 so i thought i‘d share that LMAO IDK

(not saying tattoos aren‘t cute btw i LOVE tattoos imma get some soon, but you know he looks like someone your grandma would be afraid of (and in his case rightfully so💀)

okay wait i‘m getting so tired it‘s 2 am i think i‘ll have to do the rest tomorrow but i wanted to do it now😭🥺🥺 see you tomorrow

it is now 3:42 am and i couldn‘t sleep so here we go again

girl you can laugh at me for liking justin tho skskks i wanna laugh at myself idk, like i said i really really really liked him a few years go, basically my life was at least 50% justin and then he went on a break for a while and released an album last year which i hated 🥴 but this album is wow. (Still weird to me because it‘s literally the definition of pop and i don‘t ever listen to pop?) and it‘s so weird because i used to know so much about justin and had so many friends who loved him as well and now it‘s like I’m listening to someone new? Don‘t get me wrong i never KNEW justin and i never will and i‘m aware of that shahsh but yeah i used to be soooo used to him and it‘s like reconnecting with an old friend and you realise you don‘t know that friend anymore- like you don‘t know them anymore at all. I mean justin is weird nowadays 😂😂😂 so pls laugh at me tbh dskksjsjsh

awww it‘s so wholesome that you gave your mom tickets to the concert 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i gave my mum tickets for pink like 2 years ago and she loved it so much and i was like 🥰🥰🥰 (i went with her) AND OMG GLEE ok so unfortunately i barely remember glee, but i used to watch it too!!!! And it‘s actually on my list of series i wanna watch (again) so youre making me want to watch it even more (but like i said i‘m bad with series so 😩😩😩 who knows when i‘ll rewatch it)

When all this pandemic shit is over (let‘s be hopeful <3333) then you need to go to as many concerts as possible!!!!! i‘ve been to SO MANY and it‘s literally one of the things in my life i‘m the most grateful for, concerts are some of the best experiences i‘ve ever had in my life especially the ones that are in smaller concert halls where you can feeeel the vibe and everyone‘s energy (and that sounds awful thinking about it mid-pandemic 😐) anyway—

Okay omg you‘re absolutely making me want to watch hamilton right now like omg i WANT TO WATCH IT NOW but it‘s 4 am sodndkdldl

what you said about my peter fics🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺like omg i love these emojis they literally just describe how i felt when reading what you said so, yes, 🥰🥺 + thank you :) it really means a lot <3

and no omg i totally get the studying thing. like last year before i graduated .. was that last year? yes wtf omg okaykdjdj, so the last three months before i had my final exams we were just in a lockdown and we didn‘t even have online classes. We had nothing except one teacher who left our group chat (😭) because she was mad at us (?) and one maths teacher who did an online ““lesson““ once a week. he‘d ask: so does anyone have questions. us: . Him: okay, bye then. So. Yeah dndldldj. But we had one online test and it was in german and like i read the book wee were supposed to read? but the questions on the test were all unanswerable (is that a word?) and i had to google everything (got an A tho 🤪 but only because i googled everything so i was so scared that i wouldn‘t be able to get a good result on the final exam because what if i��d gotten used to just googling everything and i couldn‘t do it by myself anymore? anyway it was all fine in the end but yeah at times i couldn‘t even study because i had so much anxiety about studying and yeah- like this whole annoying cycle. but you said you‘re still studying———- okay wait 👁👄👁 i forgot what i was going to say??????????????????????????????????????????????????? Like wtf. Is wrong with me? And i‘m reading what you wrote again and i just don‘t know what i was going to say? Like i get what you‘re saying obviously but i‘m like? Idk 4am brain ayeee, please vent more if you need to and elaborate further because right now i‘m???? Too dumb to respond to this right now wtf. I‘m so sorry lmao ddlkdjdjd what is even going on like i‘m sitting here open mouthed just like ? But btw the fact that you have Voice and dance lessons is like SO FUCKING COOL like oh my god that is sosososos cool wtf, i was thinking that when you first talked about it too

And “i want you to chanel the knowledge within yourself of the centripetal force of the circle that is the table on this stage” ODHDKSLDBDJDOFIDKDNDLDK

Yes i know about the weather dkdkdkjd but it‘s getting (a lot) warmer here too and where i live we kind of get a weird type of wind called föhn (which literally means hair dryer but idk if that‘d the reason why it‘s called that, i‘m too tired to think of whether it makes sense rn) and it gives me headachesssssss and the changing weather is also giving me headaches 😭😭😭😭 so this season right now is just headache season and i hate summer so i wish it would just snow again lmao (okay it‘s getting so late that it‘s early already snd i can hear this bird chirping so fucking loud wtf i‘m also getting a headache 🤧🤧🤧) but at least i can do my new theme soon (i hope it‘ll look good🥺 and omg thank you for what you said about my current theme- i always feel like i‘m so bad with aesthetics, i obviously like my theme but i feel like every single person on tumblr has a theme that is prettier than mine so it was very nice to hear you say that you love it👉🏼👈🏼 (i‘m so used to it by now that i actually hate it lmao so it‘s getting yeeted soon and i‘m making megan thee stallion my pfp 🤪 (if the graphics and shit works out skdjdjdj)

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tagged by @happy-rascal thank you lovely! <3

1. do you prefer writing with a black pen or a blue pen? Neither actually, I hate both, I write in purple usually.

2. would you prefer to live in the country or in the city? The city for sure. 

3. if you could learn a new skill, what would it be? I’ve always wanted to be able to play piano or guitar.

4. do you drink your tea/coffee with sugar? Nope. I don’t drink coffee, and I like honey in my tea sometimes, but not usually.

5. what was your favorite book as a child? I loved the Magic Treehouse Series!! They were the best.

6. do you prefer baths or showers? Depends on my mood, but usually showers. Unless the bath had just been cleaned and I have a bathbomb or something, I feel like I’m sitting in Tay Soup and mmm no thanks

7. if you could be a mythical creature, which one would you be? Dragon. Boom.

8. paper or electronic books? Paper, all the way. But I usually end up electronic bc fanfiction lol

9. what is your favorite item of clothing? My hats. I love them sm.

10. do you like your name? would you like to change it? Meh. It’s okay. I wouldn’t change it just because I’m terrible at names.

11. who is a mentor to you? My high school theatre teachers. They all taught me so much and a lot of different things. Like one showed me that I want to be a teacher, one of them taught me how to say no, and another taught me how I want to live my life lol

12. would you like to be famous? if so, what for? Not really. I’m a pretty private person. Maybe for my writing? People tend to leave authors alone unless they say some shit so...

13. are you a restless sleeper? Yes. No one wants to share a bed with me, and they shouldn’t lol

14. do you consider yourself to be a romantic person? Sometimes? Mostly I just want someone to cuddle/watch movies with/go do fun things with, but not necessarily in a romantic way.

15. which element best represents you? Water. I am a water baby.

16. who do you want to be closer to? I can’t think of anyone? 

17. do you miss someone at the moment? Yes. A lot of people.

18. tell us about an early childhood memory. Hmmm, I don’t have a lot of concrete memories, more sensory triggers. Like no-bake cookies, mermaid cakes, Clifford, etc.

19. what is the strangest thing you have eaten? Oooo, 

20. what are you most thankful for? The people in my life.

21. do you like spicy food? YeS

22. have you ever met someone famous? Yep! I go to conventions a lot, so I’ve met a few. Adam Savage and Robert Sheehan are my favorites to talk about.

23. do you keep a diary or journal? Nope. I’ve tried, but I’m not that organized lol

24. do you prefer to use pen or pencil? Pen. I HATE pencils with a passion. I’m one of those monsters who will even do math in pen.

25. what is your star sign? Scorpioooo

26. do you like your cereal crunchy or soggy? Who tf likes soggy cereal? Not me. 

27. what would you want your legacy to be? Being kind and helping to pass on the freedom of the arts ig

28. do you like reading? What was the last book you read? I love reading, but I think the last book I read was Moby Dick for class.

29. how do you show someone you love them? I’m a very tactile person, so hugs or just casual touching is the best way. I also never hesitate to say I love someone bc I think it’s important

30. do you like ice in your drinks? Ew. No.

31. what are you afraid of? Ohhh boy. Clowns, Spiders, Everyone leaving me...

32. what is your favorite scent? Lavender, Vanilla, Baked Bread

33. do you address older people by their name or surname? Depends. If I know them or if they introduced themself by their first name, then yeah, but I still refer to my high school teachers by their last name lol

34. if money was not a factor, how would you live your life? I would hide away in a beach bungalow that was like a thirty minute drive away from the city. Cottagecore with easy access to theatres, museums, and good food.

35. do you prefer swimming in pools or the ocean? The pool, but only bc it’s the easiest for me to access.

36. what would you do if you found $50 in the ground? Keep it, bc I’m a terrible, broke person.

37. have you ever seen a shooting star? did you make a wish? Yes, and yes!

38. what is one thing you would want to teach your children? To always be kind and patient, but know when to stand up for yourself

39. if you had to have a tattoo, what would it be and where would you get it? I actually have three! I have a marvel one, a monogram with every letter in the alphabet, and Tod the Fox. I have plans for a bunch more though 

40. what can you hear now? My dog snoring, the youtube video I’m watching, the garage door opening.

41. where do you feel the safest? In my bed, curled up in a big sweatshirt.

42. what is one thing you want to overcome/conquer? Uhhh, systematic racism, sexism, homophobia? idk what to say here

43. if you could travel back to any era, what would it be? None, bc for all of the problems we have rn, it’s better than in the past.

44. what is your most used emoji? The owo one, with the big shiny eyes? I’m on desktop so I can’t add it but yeah.

45. describe yourself using one word. Dramatic

46. what do you regret the most? Not keeping my workout schedule post-quarentine

47. last movie you saw? I rewatched Scott Pilgrim Vs The World yesterday.

Tagging: @gideongrace @catharrington @lostnoise

[sunpurr]

for the ask meme, do all of them :-)

hot damn okay!

1. What’s your sexual orientation? lesbian

2. What are you obsessed with right now? uhhh nothing rly

3. Ever done any drugs? yeah

4. What piercings do you want? OH SO MANY i want 459348509845 more in my ears and maybe...... a nostril piercing...... idk i just know i want Lots More

5. How many people have you kissed? 2

6. Describe your dream home. uhhh idk i dont rly have one

7. Who are you jealous of? no one. jealously is a nasty thing

8. What’s your favorite show to binge? none i have no attention span for doing such things sdgsdfgdf

9. Do you watch porn? no

10. Do you have a secret sideblog? yeah a few

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? PERTH TO BE WITH MY GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12. What’s one of your fantasies? cuddling my gf :~)

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced? oh yeah ive considered it... but im a pussy im scared of the pain and healing dfgdfg

14. How would you spend a million dollars? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm shit. idk. probably donate a shit ton of it to my friends n young lgbt ppl who need it more than i do

15. Are you in a relationship? yea

16. Do you follow porn blogs? no

17. Are you angry with anyone right now? nah thats a waste of energy

18. What tattoos do you want? UMMM A LOT but mainly i want a magpie on my arm..... hopefully will get it son.....

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to? well i mean yes of course dfggsdfg i hate my birthname id 100% change my name legally to sun

20. What is something you’re obsessed with? u already asked me this BRO

21. Describe your best friend. my sister

22. Tag someone you think is hot. @jessequick

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists? uhhh off the top of my head tame impala, alex lahey, glass animals, mitski and um...courtney barnett

24. What are three places you want to travel? perth, uhhhh idk. maybe japan and like. sweden

25. Describe your perfect Friday night. talking to my gf, drinking tea and playing animal crossing

26. What’s your favorite season? spring!

27. What’s your pet peeve? idk... ppl who dont clean up after themselves (aka everyone in my fucking house <3)

28. Who is the funniest person you know? myself. jk its probably @abbabutch

29. What’s the most overrated movie? all of them i hate movies

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message. everyone <3 im shy

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better? i cant read (paper if i did tho)

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick? DND WORLD

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like? ugh sexy as fuck

34. What’s your coffee order? just a simple latte with 2 sugars

35. Do you have a crush on anyone? my gf

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes? no absolutely not

37. Have any tattoos? i wish :(

38. Do you drink? yes

39. Are you a virgin? yes

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals? my gf

41. How many followers do you have? 309

42. Describe the hottest person you know. my gf

43. What’s your guilty pleasure? watching chiropractor and also earwax removal wvideos on youtube KJDFGD

44. Do you read erotica? no who tf does other than like 50yo women

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on? none theyve all been good (all like. one of them <3)

46. How many people do you follow? 363

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick? i hate all celebrities. no more celebrities. society has progressed past the need for celebrities.

48. Describe your ideal partner. my gf!!!!!!!!! <3

49. Who do you text the most? no one

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather? sunny!

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I was tagged by @apple-grass-and-smiles to do an otp tag thing and I’m already having a crisis bc I don’t generally have one single true pairing? The struggles of being a multishipper. Here goes.

Rules: Pick 10 of your OTPs from different fandoms without reading the questions and then answer them. Then tag 10 other people to do the same.

Shepard/Liara T’soni (Mass Effect)

Lavellan/Solas (Dragon Age: Inquisition)

Morgana Pendragon/Guinevere (BBC’s Merlin)

Clarke Griffin/Lexa (The 100, and yes don’t @/me I know)

Max Caulfield/Chloe Price (Life is Strange)

Kassandra/Roxana (Assassin’s Creed Odyssey)

Corvo Attano/Jessamine Kaldwin (Dishonored)

Nathan Drake/Elena Fisher (Uncharted)

Dragonborn/Serana/Aela (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, because I can)

Senua/Happiness

(this took waaaay too long)

Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?

Right away? I kinda had Kassandra sleeping her way across Ancient Greece with almost all the ladies (caught on to Diona right away though and I’m forever glad about that), so it was always going to happen. But as for why I see them as more of a relationship... idk. They’re just really sweet, and I enjoyed Roxana’s quests.

Have you ever read a fic about 2?

Yes. A lot of it. Oops.

Has a picture of 4 ever been your screensaver/profile pic/Tumblr?

Nope. I did, however, get an art print as gift once from a friend, with Clarke and a bi flag and Lexa with a rainbow flag. It’s this piece to be exact, though they don’t seem to sell it anymore? The artist does have a ton of other lgbtq+ ship art on their redbubble page (including other Clexa pieces, and they also did some of my fave Finnpoe pieces which I did not know was by the same artist, so there you go) if you’re interested.

If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

I mean.... Corvo is technically a widower.... so we’ve already had the tragedy start within the first ten minutes of the first game.

Why is 1 so important?

Because it was my first Mass Effect ship, because Liara is so cute and bad ass and just!!! The journey they go on? My heart. I love them so much. Also a Shiara fic was the first ship I read on ao3 a long time ago so that’s also a bonus.

Which one has the strongest bond?

Pricefield. While they all have amazing bonds in their own ways, Max literally bent time and space to keep Chloe safe on multiple occasions. She didn’t even recognize Chloe right away, but her first use of her powers was to save her best friend. Chloe would also literally throw down for Max at any point, and she talks about how having Max back in her life for a single week made her feel the happiest she’d been in a long time, and that’s despite all of the shit they went through together. Like!!!!!! Please 

How many times have you read/watched 10′s fandom?

I literally still watch the trailers/documentary for Hellblade on a frequent basis. You can guess from there.

Which ship has lasted the longest?

Hmmm. Jess and Corvo were together for about 14 years, and Nate and Elena were together for.... also a long time. idk at what point UC4′s epilogue takes place so I’m just gonna assume they’ve also been together for a long time by then too lmao. idk man

How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?

I mean.... whether or not you romance Roxana is up to you, and then there’s that uncomfy mess pulled in the DLCs that I’m not going into bc Kassandra is a lesbian bye. 

Point being, idk?

If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive: 2 or 8?

TOUGH QUESTION. Solas has godlike powers so that would give them an obviously undeniable edge, but Nate and Elena have literally already fought zombies, soooo... both.

Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Yep!! Jessamine was an Empress and Corvo her royal bodyguard. Shouldn’t have entirely bothered hiding it tho considering Emily apparently has 0 issue announcing to the world she’s Corvo’s daughter by the first scene of DH2 lmaaoo.

Is 4 still together?

We don’t talk about this. It’s too depressing.

Is 10 canon?

Relatively. By the end of the game, she has come into acceptance of her pain & grief, but like.... she’s not insta cured or something. And then in Hellblade 2 it seems like she’s ready to fuck everyone up so.... no, it’s not canon enough :(

If all 10 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

I’ll have to agree that it’d depend. If things like magic, biotics, the Thu’um or Max’s powers, etc, are included uhhh... well, that makes it super tough. Again, Solas has godlike magic at his hands and can turn everyone to stone without trying now apparently, but Max can literally rewind time, the DB has their own form of godlike powers (Tiber legit remade the geography of an entire province, and that’s just his accomplishments), Kassandra is a demigod, Morgana one of the most powerful sorceresses ever, Serana’s a powerful vampire, Aela a dang werewolf, and Liara one of the strongest biotics. Senua also has Gramr.

Take all of that away though and... still kinda tough. Kass, Roxana, Lexa, and Senua are all really strong warriors. Corvo’s an elite assassin, Aela is a good hunter, Shepard a soldier who passed some of the hardest levels of training.... dude, this is too hard. Who tf knows.

Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5?

Several by killing one or both off, and time itself tried as well.

Do you spend hours a day going through 3′s tumblr tag?

No. I don’t often venture into tags tbh.

If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break forever or else she’d break them all up, which ship would you SINK?

Morgana and Gwen since they’re not even canon and also the show went icky on Morgana in the end anyways.

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This was too hard. It was hard to think of/choose 10 ships, it was hard to look up a bunch of info, etc. It also took me too long lmaaoo.

I tag uhhh @mariaromanovs, @twilightofthe, @purplehawke, @serkonans, honestly anyone who wants to? If you want to do it, I tag you!! If you don’t want to and I @’d you, feel free to ignore and forgive me <3

[mingi-bubu]

About Me Tag

(bc I never shut TF up ever and I'm not about to start now :D)

Tagged by @kunxcii 💛💛💛

💮Nickname: Jae, open to others if they should come about

💮Zodiac Sign: Scorpio/Rabbit

💮Height: 5'6/167.64 cm

💮 Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff *insert i don't know if you could tell that from the everything about me gif*

💮Last Thing I Googled: 5'6 in cm

💮 Favorite Musician: hhhhh IDK man too many. Right now I guess I'm like Suju, Next/Nine Percent, The Who, All Time Low

💮Song Stuck in My Head: For like this entire day I've been switching between "Take Off" by WayV and "Evanescence" by SuJu

💮Amount of Sleep: last night (aka like v early this morning) I got six hours of sleep and woke up at 10 but the answer is not enough

💮What Are You Wearing: ooou saucey ;) but no I'm wearing lightwash jeans bc those fuck, white socks, a white T-shirt w/the state of Ohio in red and block letters over it that say "the brave and the bold" or something, and a gray hoodie that says "honey" in yellow letters

💮Lucky Number(s): 13, 24, 7, & 3

💮Dream Job: being rich enough to not work ooorrr uhhhhhh idk I'm going into law after I finish undergrad so it'd be cool to be in a practice where I get to travel internationally

💮Dream Trip: OOOH i sure would like to go back home to the Philippines and then go to like SouKor, Japan, China, and Vietnam with like my Ates or my friends. There's also really good food involved and I refuse to accept otherwise

💮Instruments: kazoo, guitar, if given enough time I can play the piano somewhat sorta competently, and same for the recorder

💮Languages: fluent in English, learning German and Tagalog, would like to learn Mandarin and Korean

💮Favorite Songs: the Idol Producer version of PPAP. Lmao kidding but what if I was serious nfndnd. No I've been really vibing with Cai Xukun's "Wait Wait Wait" and Nongnong's "《專屬合約》" recently. Also ASTRO's "All Night"!

💮Favorite Author: Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett, Jane Austen, the person who wrote "Fall of the White Lotus" bc that fic was and still is one of the best things I've read ever.

💮Favorite Animal Sound: the mrrrup? noise cats make

💮Random Fact: uhhhhhh one time I got so sick that I lost my voice but I didn't have laryngitis so that's fun

💮Aesthetic: fuck dude uhhh, y'all know those college au scenarios like the social media ones? and YN is like a library nerd or barista? that is, wie man sagt, a mood. So like warm neutrals, the sunlight shining thru the the window highlighting dark woods and you can see the dust floating in the air, fresh coffee, a warm croissant, fresh pan de sal, warm flan with cold halo halo

Tagging whomever wants to do this!!!

[clowngrin-aa]

MUN INFO.

tagged by:  i’m a thief and stole it off the dash tagging: anyone who reads this, who wants to! say i tagged u so i can read it! B)

(PEN)NAME:  viking MUN FC: uhhh none atm PRONOUNS: any and all are fine with me tbh HEIGHT: either 167cm or 170cm i’m not sure HAIR COLOR: atm it’s dyed green, but naturally it’s auburn EYE COLOR: green RELATIONSHIP STATUS: forever pringle SEXUALITY: asexual, aromantic BIRTHDAY: nov 22nd, 1994 ZODIAC SIGN: scorpio. NATIONALITY: norwegian TIMEZONE: who tf knows tbh i’m too lazy to look it up and besides, timezones doesn’t affect me anyway bc my sleep schedule is a mess HOBBIES: watching movies, youtube, and tv series, drawing, writing (duh), character analysis, exercising (??? on and off hobby tbh), gaming  # OF SIBLINGS: only child  # OF PETS: none CURRENTLY HAVE A JOB: nope, never had a job bc my mental illness is kinda making that hard atm. but i’m aiming to one day get a job. FAVORITE COLOR: GREEEEN FAVORITE SINGER/BAND: marilyn manson tbh  LAST SONG LISTENED TO:  what is my life - jacksepticeye remix CURRENTLY LISTENING TO : zombie - metal cover by jonathan young LAST MOVIE WATCHED: joker. the last before that? joker. the last before that? also joker lol. FAVORITE BOOK: the leopard by jo nesbø LAST BOOK READ: fuck idk, it’s been ages since i read an entire book CURRENTLY READING: i started reading jo nesbø’s new harry hole book a few months ago, but i got distracted BEST SCHOOL SUBJECT: language (norwegian, english.)  MAC OR PC: PC DAY OR NIGHT: night. SUMMER OR WINTER: up until this year, i would’ve said winter, but tbh ??? i’m actually starting to really like summer and miss it already MOST-VISITED WEBSITE: tumblr and youtube tbh

[rogermeaddows]

I was tagged by @clara-who thank u, alex!

Rules: tag 9 people you want to know better. Answer the provided questions.

Nickname(s): alex or bosse!

Starsign: sun; cancer. moon; taurus. venus/mercury; gemini. make of that what u will!

What I’m Wearing: yoga pants and a knitted sweater!

Dream Job: dream job? something versatile preferably. perhaps a translator, or an author, something where i get to write or read. a job that varies and isn’t locked down to one location, y’know?

Favourite Quote: I don’t really have a favourite quote, but I did laugh at one of my seminar leader who said “Remember, the grammar that doesn’t kill you, only makes you stronger!” I’d like to argue he was wrong, but it was still funny.

Favourite Food: I am really weak for sushi. and doughnuts.

Favourite Film: pride and prejudice (2005), atonement and dunkirk. 

Favourite Sport: ooof, like all the winter sports - i love when it’s winter olympics and I can just watch hockey, super g, slalom, cross country skiing, fuckingggg idk curling man whatever just sign me tf up for all the winter sports. figure skating? yeah. and volleyball cause i used to play it!

Dream Trip: idk man! i loved the road trip my friend and i made through cali, so maybe the route 66 one would be cool? and also I’d love to like roadtrip through europe as well? italy, france - shit like that. oh, and uh when I am loaded (lmfao) i’d love to go to the maldives.

Languages: swedish, norwegian, (some) danish, english and (some) german.

Favourite Song: Staying Power, Calling all Girls, Action this Day uhhh.... yeah y’know u can’t ask me what my favourite song is - it changes from day to day!

Favourite Book: ... pride and prejudice, again. i have to include harry potter here, because they were a huge part of my life growing up, even though jk rowling is wildin’ right now. the perks of being a wallflower made me cry as well i remember liking it the first time i read it ( a long time ago though). and a swedish book called “jehovasjävlar”. 

What Do I Hate?: unclear instructions about a task and then having time pressure to get it done. whew, the anxiety. also people who are not humble, injustice, you know this list could get v long.

Random Fact: I have a weird relationship with cheese. Meaning; I hate cheese unless it’s the tasteless kind that’s melted on pizzas, hamburgers, quesadillas or like toast. I can’t stand if it’s too much of it. I do, however, love mozzarella, and can eat that ‘raw’. I also like pineapple on pizza - come at me.

Describe Yourself as Aesthetic Things: uhhh wow this one’s tough?? organized mess, soft vinyl tracks playing, messy hair - idk man? 

Do I Get Asks?: yeah, sometimes! I love getting asks - pls send me more idc what they’re about aksjdlk.

Other Blogs:

I have a ‘personal’ blog, and it’s mainly just pretty pics and shit that makes me laugh - it’s @alexxdaniela

Hogwarts House: ravenc- hufflepuff. (pottermore put me in ravenclaw.... .. . 4 times)

Patronus: can’t remember which type, but it was a cat.

Favourite Characters: i really do love hermione granger, and fred weasley.

umm, i’m horrible at tagging ppl cause idk if they’ve already been tagged and i don’t wanna bother anyone but; @joemazzelo @gwil-lee @joemazzhello and anyone else who hasn’t been tagged and wants to do it! 

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Ask Game

Hmm. Tagged, a little dork amongst giants.

Tagged by @sadskeletonscientist

Nicknames: I go by Tus. My friends call me the Sunshine Boy

Height 5'4"

Following 414 (when did that happen??) I should note I have only 8 followers 😂😂😂

Do I get asks hahahaha no I have 8 followers

Last movie I saw Aquaman. It was better than expected. Also, Jason Momoa.

Last thing I googled 现在的时候是八点。明天是我的生日。

Favorite Musician Really? Ugh... Tuomas Holopainen, Tomas Kalnoky... lots idk

Song stuck in my head Lionhearted by Porter Robinson ft. Urban Cone

Other blogs uhhh @heartspecting bc I'm basic

Amount of sleep more than I need

What I'm wearing at time of tagging... 🙃 was in the bath so nada

Languages: English, Español, 一点儿汉语.

Dream job what sadskeletonscientist said, or managing a grove of oak trees to grow truffles, or writing a column about waterwise southwestern gardening, beneficial and pest insects, or copy editing/translating for a research journal.

Dream trip Costa Rica, Hawaii, Taiwan, New Zealand, etc. eating local cuisine, learning about the culture, seeing plants, seeing insects.

Play an instrument I used to play piano and guitar... only thing I keep up with is flute.

Favorite food anything served with a good fresh salsa... traditional pork wonton... good salami and brie... my mom's pot roast.

Favorite songs Whoever Brings the Night, the Calling, Wild Summer Nights, Roll Me Away 😍, Covered by Roses, Copa Cabana, Where'd U Go, Kokomo, Penny Lane, Hell, Last Ride of the Day, Would You Be Impressed.

Random fact I love poetry and reading but every time I try to write something original it's crap. I knit. I love my cat.

My aesthetics (really?) A one-night neon butterfly, hot summer days and mirages in the desert, a room that hasn't been opened in ages with nothing but dust and moths inside, a cool stone sitting in a damp river bank for ages, the red of a flushed, bitten lip, the neon solarpunk city I'll live in in my 50s with abundant wetlands in the suburbs, plants and insects everywhere, and chinese and japanese characters on every billboard.

Y'all realize I only have 8 followers who tf do I tag

@sexy-hexer @jollysunflora @terringtononon @clockworkvoyage @unfledged @the-enderpony-games @

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ship meme ig

tagged by @electric-space-possum

First ship you ever read fic for: lessee. my first fandom was warrior cats but that was like middle school and i don’t think i even knew what fanfiction WAS back then so i think probably the first was something for soul eater?? kid/liz i think, that or soul/maka. i admittedly didn’t have many ships in that fandom lol

First ship you ever wrote fic for: [unintelligible muttering about hetalia]

Ship you write the most now: UHHHH. saren/nihlus, desolas/abrudas, sparatus/aediteia, that’s probably it i’m very simple

Ship you read the most now: honestly?? i don’t read m.e. fic much anymore cause the whole fandom is Garbage, i would love to read more tf fics but that fandom is Also Garbage + i don’t have many tf ships to begin with, the most shippy things i’ve read recently are for goddamn supernatural cause i’m rewatching it for funsies and it’s reminding me i actually kinda enjoyed michael/adam, don’t fucking judge me

Newest ship: HMPHST. ignoring the various spn ships that occur in the show and make me go “aww that’s sweet,” probably. idk. jack/phryne from miss fisher’s murder mysteries, possum’s fault

Rare ship you wanna read more of: desabrudas of course, i’m NOTORIOUSLY the only content producer and it’s killing me, same with garrus/citadel dlc turian woman aka tasora.... also aethyta/benezia, avitus/macen (barrix), kandros/vetra, sisryder/sid nyx, and shortez!!! and kryterius that isn’t written like romanticized abuse lmao

and for some non-m.e. ships: starscream/metalhawk and slug/swoop from tramsforbers, and male farmer/elliott from stardew valley

Your taboo ship: uh i mean if “taboo” means ships where smth abt it is Yucky whether as a matter of onion or otherwise then i have none lol?? but if it means ships i hate then sparatus/shepard, saren/shepard, gerrel/tali, So Many Others y’all are actual real demons

They never met in canon ship: uhhh platonic saren & abrudas i guess lol?? i tend not to ship characters who never met tbh, platonic’s best i do. anyway saren and abrudas are definitely surrogate siblings after des’s death fight me, also vasir and tazzik are the bffs to end all bffs

Your unexpected ship: i 100% did not expect to go for desabrudas quite as hard as i did. also liara/traynor i never thought of but then it was a side thing in a fic once and i was like oh that could be cute actually. oh and starjack (starscream/wheeljack) was a thing i was initially uninterested in but then went “oh cute??” after repeated exposure, plus metalstarjack (metalhawk/starscream/wheeljack) on suggestion of octane

The ship you always forget to give love to: garrus/tasora and aethyta/benezia.....

Ship your OC with a canon character: ALREADY ON IT BRAHSEPHUS LMAO!!!! sparatus/aediteia, gerrel/xala, and septimus oraka has a husband named vartus

A ship you’re embarrassed to ship: shame is for the weak

Your most romantic ship: sparatus/aediteia, they’re scientifically proven the #1 cause of cavities in adults with internet connections who follow me

Your sexiest ship: UHHHHHHH i guess i think abt garrus and tasora bangin’ a lot?? and des and abrudas

Your most tragic ship: MACEN’S FINE!!!! HE’S FINE I TELL YOU!!!!! also never ever let me think abt what would happen to teia if shepard doesn’t save the ascension, i WILL die

A ship you want more content for: listen. if it is on my ships page [link], i most definitely want more content for it, because the only ones that aren’t rarepairs are shenko, shakarian, and joker/edi. kill me. kryterius i suppose isn’t TECHNICALLY a rarepair, but 90% of the content for it is written as romanticized abuse so that also counts. give me more wholesome kryterius you cowards.

tagging uhhhhhh @autistic-council-spectre, @nebulaires, @turians, @egosumdivina, @little-blue-tiefling, @rock-paperback-scissors, @bardofheartdive, @threewhiskeylunch, @nightmarestudio606, and @erkthewanderer, plus anybody else who wants to do it?? if u were tagged and u don’t wanna then no pressure obv

[junspurplehair]

85 questions tag!

tagged by @casuallydylan, thanks for tagging me!

rules: answer and tag u know the drill yo this is p long im too lazy to tag all yall 

[[ read more ]] idk how tf that works but ye rip mobile users

Last..?

drink - milk 

phone call - friend named matthew. he was ignoring my friend’s texts lmao 

text message - group chat with my friends 

song you listened to: well that cheerleader song is on rn bc my mom is playing her pandora radio so ig that one 

time you cried: today at like midnight bc of the love yourself livestream on mbckpop. also bc matthew kept saying ‘big benis’ in the skype call. 

Ever...? 

dated someone twice: lmao i haven’t even dated so no 

kissed someone and regretted it: haven’t kissed either 

been cheated on: listen boi i havent even dated yet 

lost someone special: n no 

been depressed: lmao all the time m8 

gotten drunk and thrown up: hey im too young for this 

fv color: black/ pastel pink 

In the last year have you... 

made new amigos: yee

fallen out of love: bitch i aint even fall in love 

laughed until u cry: ye

found out someone was talking about u: no 

met someone who changed you: ye 

found out who your friends are: ye 

kissed someone on your facebook friend list: listen i dont even have fb 

General 

how many of ur fb friends do u know irl: again no facebook

pets: ye one good boi doggo named kody but i call him croissant 

do u want to change ur name: yes to Louise Wen ((LOL))

what u do for ur last bday: nothing really

what time u wake up today: 8 am pst and then i went back to sleep after 1 hr and woke up again at 11 

what u be doing at midnight last night: skype call 

what is something u can’t wait for: bts concert 

what r u listening to rn: my mom is playing her pandora radio 

have you ever talked to a person named tom: idk 

something getting on your nerves:  i got a fucking bug bite on my ankle 

most visited website: tumblr/discord 

hair color: brown. but its a nice brown esp in the sunlight

long or short hair: umm medium? 

crush on someone: does wen junhui count 

what do u like abt urself: im pretty much a psychic 

want any piercings: i already have the standard ones but i want the one joshua has (i think its called a helix) but ik i wouldn’t be able to stand the pain lol

blood type: no idea

nicknames: none on here but my art friends call me neko and my family calls me chin (long story)

relationship status: single 

zodiac: taurus

pronouns: she/her/potato/egg 

fave tv shows: uhhh idk 

tattoos: none 

right or left handed: right 

surgery: only oral surgery 

piercings: one on each ear 

sport: get away satan 

vacation: what 

trainers: dog?? 

eating: nothing but i had a waffle for brunch 

drinking: nothng 

im about to watch: water go down the tub drain??

waiting for: i dunno

want: wen junhui 

get married:  hope so ://

career: i dunno. im reconsidering being an animator/graphic designer/ something in the art field. 

Which is better

hugs or kisses: hugs 

lips or eyes: both 

shorter or taller: taller 

older or younger: older 

nice arms or stomach: i think yall have seen my jungkook reblogs to knwo the anser 

hookup or relaionshpi: relaitonshi p 

troublemaker or hestitant: depends 

ok im tired this is too much and i didn t even finsih rip