#also i've almost finished chapter two of my murdoc fic and i am !!!!!!!!

[saintsurvivors]

can’t stop thinking about one sided macdoc and a protective Jack. There isn’t a better dynamic change my mind (loved your answer to my other ask! Creepy spy parent James is great)

(anon, my love, my life, the blood that carries oxygen around my body, you are my hero and i love the entire energy of this ask)

I’m really glad that you enjoyed the macdoc ask, though it definitely didb’t go as I was imagining it going, why do all my characters not do what i say or plan ugh

(also, creepy spy parent james is my favourite and i need to incorporate it more i have so many ideas, james ur a creep goddamnit no wonder ur kids as fucked up as he is tho lbr that entire family is an entire fucking shitshow)

also, anon, literally, friend, buddy, old pal, one sided macdoc and protective jack just going absolutely fucking feral when mac gets this strangely flirtatious and incredibly creepy and definitely possessive text from murdoc complete with winky face emoji because murdoc is definitely that Extra(tm)

just dropping to say hello angus! you so rudely didn’t respond to the little present i gifted to you the other day, and i know someone didn’t murder you, mostly because i haven’t had to kill anyone lately! - god, mac thinks, murdoc talks so fucking much - and i thought i’d have to drop another for you on your bed. think of me when you open it, darling ;)

mac would dearly love an hour and a half chemical shower and to maybe burn down his house because the last present murdoc gave him was a pig heart in a valentines day heart box with chocolate and whilst mac doesn’t have much experience or taste in this, even he knows that’s a little gauche but, he’s not the serial killer here so what does he know, really?

jack who hides his serial killer crazy a little better than most though that tends to break when his team and especially mac are in trouble, almost actually breaks mac’s phone with how quick he grabs it. mac sincerely hopes he doesn’t shoot it like he did the last one, because that was not fun explaining to the insurance company phoenix foundation is attached to.

“i’m gonna kill him,” jack snarls, and that’s definitely his favourite go to threat whenever murdoc crawls out of whatever hole he’d stashed himself into.  mac watches in vague interest as a furious shade of red blanches jack’s cheek, that cannot be good for his blood pressure. “I’m gonna shove my foot so far up his ass he’s gonna be spitting leather and shoelaces for months, i’m gonna carve his spine out with my bare hands and beat him to death with them, i’m gonna rip his fucking lungs out-”

it’s always nice to have goals, mac thinks faintly over jack’s heavy growling.