#also i would redesign the mascots to look at least a little appealing to young children. the kangaroo queen and the chimera were the only

[jitteryjive]

about an hour into the fourth banban video and i wanna do a semi joke rewrite so bad…. putting aside the glaring problems with banban (shitty design overall, simultaneously vague and convoluted plot, bad voice acting, etc) one of my central criticisms is how lackluster the plot is. while i love a good mascot horror experimentation story the explanations are so vague and there is little to no suspense in. just about anything. is it parents getting experimented on?? children?? employees??? i can’t really care about the characters because they basically give no explanation for anything. to compare it to a similar game, i actually cared about the plot of poppy playtime because, while it also has definite flaws, it executed a sinister plot about child experiments fairly well. i could care about the characters and plot because they have hooks, not the most atrocious models (LOL sorry), and ch3 was also built up adequately with the playcare. garten of banban is just like ‘uh oh!!! kindergarten!’ and absolutely nothing else 😭