#also i would like to make a pie with Mal

[f1fnatic]

THE ROOKIES ⤿ o. piastri 81

→ ( in which. . . ) you are a rookie and play for the us women's national soccer team. during the world cup after your team gets knocked out, you run into a certain australian f1 driver who is supporting the host team.

→ ( fanfic genre. . . ) written/irl, smau

→ ( face claim. . . ) naomi girma + pictures from pinterest/instagram

→ ( pairing. . . ) oscar piastri x uswnt!reader

→ ( content warnings/disclaimers. . . ) cursing, might be a multi-part series, not sure yet :) also fully aware that the 2023 f1 season was actively happening at the same time as the women's world cup, but for the sake of this fic, let's believe that oscar had to allow mclaren's reserve drive (for unspecified reasons).

→ ( author's note. . . ) i enjoyed making this fic SM. it was interesting to mess with a written and smau, i hope it flows well and isn't super confusing. hope you enjoy! see end for more

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y/n_l/n number 4 checking in ✅

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uswnt ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 liked by y/n_l/n

trinity_rodman LFGGGG

y/n_l/n 🙌🏿‼️

user18 greatest defender EVER

user56 SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK ‼️‼️

sophsssmith incoming women's world cup champ

y/n_l/n loading...🔃

user6 no cause why is she sooo pretty

user17 #GOAT 🐐

alexmorgan13 YEAHHHH Y/NNNN liked by y/n_l/n

user33 oh she ate..

user22 4 + 4

yourmom So proud of you, honey ❤️

y/n_l/n thank you mama 🥹💞

mrapinoe Get it rookie! liked by y/n_l/n

lavellerose ⚽🌟 liked by y/n_l/n

yourbsf the best to ever do it 💖

y/n_l/n stop it ily

user20 fresh kits 😮‍💨 liked by y/n_l/n

user81 she knows she's good

uswnt

📍auckland, new zealand

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uswnt Defender Y/N L/N, and the rest of the USWNT, arriving to New Zealand in style 🔥🔥

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usmt Good luck ladies! liked by uswnt

user66 god dayum

user19 barking

y/n_l/n team stylist >> liked by uswnt

savdemelo Yeah we rocked it 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

user67 god y/n 😍

malpugh what a cutie pie y/n_l/n

y/n_l/n oh stop it mal 🤭

sophsssmith ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

user9 she is so breathtaking

mrapinoe 🔥 liked by uswnt and y/n_l/n

cmpulisic Sheeshhh liked by uswnt

user22 they suck bro

user5 k just say u are an incel

user91 what a loser

lavellerose Pulling up in style liked by uswnt

user39 crying she is so prettyyy

user21 it is so unfair

user51 she can rock literally ANYTHING

uswnt

📍melbourne, victoria, autralia

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uswnt Thank you for your support. Till next time.

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y/n_l/n so proud of this team 💟 liked by uswnt

mrapinoe Couldn't have asked for a better final season. liked by uswnt

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sophsssmith thank you 💖 liked by uswnt

lavellerose Wouldn't do it with anyone else liked by uswnt

malpugh ❤️❤️ liked by uswnt

alyssanaeher What a run liked by uswnt

trinity_rodman love you all, can't wait till next year liked by uswnt

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─ 19 august, 2023 ↴

your team had just lost to sweden in penalty kicks. the amount of overwhelming pride you had felt was unmeasurable. nothing could describe how you felt for your team making it into the quarter finals. yes, you were sad that you couldn't advance further, but none the less, you were grateful for the chance to play at the highest level.

so, there you were, sitting in the stands of the bronze medal game. the match was intense. the matildas were putting up a great fight against sweden for third place. so far, sweden was up 1-0. you wanted the matildas to beat the yellow and blue-clad team since they were the ones that knocked you and your team out.

a few minutes passed before halftime arrived. you decided that it would be a good idea to go get a snack, and maybe some coffee. standing up, you swing your bag across your body and walk to the nearest concession stand. after getting your things, a coffee and some pretzel bites, you turn to head back to your seat. only, instead of being met with open space, your body collides with another, effectively spilling your coffee and dropping your pretzels on the stadium floor. the coffee slightly burns your skin as it seeps into your (new) white blouse. an annoyed sigh escapes from your lips before a voice speaks up.

"shit, oh my god- i am so sorry. are you okay?" it asks. you pick your head up, tearing your eyes away from the giant brown stain painted on your shirt. chocolate colored eyes lock onto yours. a breath hitches in your throat. the man in front of you was gorgeous. he was smiling nervously, hands reaching to gesture to your shirt. "can i get you some napkins?"

there is an awkward pause before you answer. "oh, um, yeah sure, that would be great." you smile. he leaves you for a second before returning and handing you a bundle of napkins. you gently blotch the damp stain.

"i really am sorry. i didn't see you. i should've been paying attention to where i was going." the man says, awkwardly giggling at the end of his sentence.

"it's okay, truly. i can always get another drink, can't say the same for my shirt though." you end. you finish with drying your shirt - albeit, the best you could, before you see that the man in front of you is wearing a matildas jersey. "what a game, huh?"

"oh, yeah. the girls are doing a wonderful job but sweden is just doing better," he answers. "who are you rooting for?"

"the matildas. it would be against my better judgement to root for sweden." you say. you watch his face for a second until recognition washes over his features.

"oh my god, you play for the us! you are amazing! i can't believe this is only your rookie season, i thought you had been playing for years when i saw your first game." you can't help but blush at his compliment. a smile molds onto your lips.

"thank you, that means a lot. i appreciate it," you giggle, "i never caught your name, you mind telling me?"

"oscar." he responds. he sticks out a hand in front of you. you grab it and shake. another smile displays on his features. it reminded you of a quokka, in fact, he reminded you of a quokka.

"well, oscah," you say, teasing him for his annunciation, "you don't happen to be busy do you?"

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y/n_l/n

📍women's world cup

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y/n_l/n thank you all.

thank you to the national team for entrusting me with the opportunity to play in the women's world cup. if you were to tell 4 year old me that when she was 20, she'd be playing in the world cup, she would be absolutely ECSTATIC.

i would also like to thank my mom and dad for pushing me to play my best no matter what and to be a goldfish. aka, forget the bad things and remember the good.

also, thank you to the fans. seeing little girls holding signs with my name and number gives me reason to keep going. ladies, you can do anything you set your mind to. don't let anyone say you can't.

lastly, i would like to thank oscar for making me spill my coffee on myself. and for being a pretty alright tour guide. (jk, you were really great)

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user17 you showed up and showed out!

yourbsf YEAHHHHH Y/NNNN

y/n_l/n love you ❤️‍🔥

user46 can't believe she is only a rookie

user70 IKR. like... she is literally on par with a lot of the senior players

oscarpiastri i still feel really bad about the coffee...

y/n_l/n osc, please, it's okay

user91 A NICKNAME BASIS ALReADY??

user66 osc? OSC?!

yourmom So insanely proud of you sweetheart. Can't wait for the future ❤️

y/n_l/n i love you so much ma 🥹

user54 RAHHHHH USA USA 🦅🦅🦅🦅 liked by y/n_l/n

uswnt ROTY liked by y/n_l/n

user55 kay who is oscar piastri and why is he such a cutie pie

savdemelo perry misses his aunt

y/n_l/n and duck misses hers!

sophsssmith blessed to be your teammate 💓 liked by y/n_l/n

user19 WHO IS HEEEeeEEe

user28 oscar piastri is an australian-rookie f1 driver! he races for the team mclaren :)

oscarpiastri i can buy you a new shirt!!!

y/n_l/n OSCAR. JACK. PIASTRI.

mrapinoe The next gen 😌 liked by y/n_l/n

user32 HOLD ON MAYBE THAT ONE TWITTER USER WAS ON TO SOMETHING

user10 but they were talking about someone on the matildas not uswnt 🤐🤐

trinity_rodman 🌟🌟 liked by y/n_l/n

lavellerose Honored to be your teammate y/n! liked by y/n_l/n

alexmorgan13 Couldn't have gotten how far we did without you ❣️

y/n_l/n stop it alex i'm gonna cry ❤️‍🩹

user66 MY TWO WORLDS ARE COLLIDING I AM NOT OKAY

user29 oh he's cute

oscarpiastri

📍womens world cup

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oscarpiastri the best way to meet someone is to bump into them and make them spill their fresh (very hot) coffee on their shirt

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user67 honestly such a romantic way to meet someone

user21 oscar cannot catch a break from americans

user49 its like he's drawn to them..

user18 hope u had a nice break! liked by oscarpiastri

logansargeant woohoo another american!

y/n_l/n 🦅🦅🦅

oscarpiastri remind me to never introduce you two.

logansargeant 😞

user22 she's so oretty omggggg liked by oscarpiastri

user22 NO WAY OSCAR LIKED.

y/n_l/n that person must have been feeling nice!

oscarpiastri yeah they were

landonorris oscar has a cruUussShHhh

oscarpiastri shut up lando

user7 who is she?

user31 y/n l/n is an american soccer player!

user7 might have to start watchinf soccer now yeesshhh

y/n_l/n you were a pretty okay tour guide

oscarpiastri take that back.

y/n_l/n mmm no

oscarpiastri duck says hi

y/n_l/n YOU DID NOT.

mclaren Why are there two koalas in the fourth picture?

user39 HAHA I LOVE YOU ADMIN

logansargeant who's that cutie pie in slide 5? liked by oscarpiastri

user81 the rookies

user4 i can already tell they are going to date

user21 brutha they just met 🙏🏻

user93 people when boy-girl friendships

landonorris is that why your tongue was purple?

oscarpiastri dude 😀

user51 WHAT?

user64 he is SUCH a gossip girl

user15 i am SO totally normal ab this

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first oscar fic in the books. i loved writing this one. while doing so, i called myself single in so many different ways. i plan on making a part 2, maybe a part 3 (not sure) so stay tuned! also, if you would like to be on the taglist, comment!!! requests and feedback are welcome! make sure to leave a comment and kudos as well (only if you want :P)

[missallanea]

GET TO KNOW THE MUN

TAGGED BY: stole it off the dash TAGGING: steal it yourself you cowards !!

1. FIRST NAME: Missa

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: My mum once ripped off my fingertip with the strollers... like, sun roof? You can't tell though, they reattached it with no issues.

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: Eyes, hands... chest...?

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: Potato. Love potato. So versatile. I return to my Polish / Ukrainian roots. Potato.

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: Cilantro, and anything overly soft / mushy. Also mango because how dare you taste so fucking good when you make my mouth hurt.

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: Trash reality TV. We're talking like... Catfish. Garbage TV.

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: Not a whole helluva lot, and not in a cute sexy way. In an "I have sensory issues and overheat easily and wake up crying in agony" way.

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: Serious relationships for myself. For other people, do what makes you happy. uwu

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: I wouldn't get my first tattoo when the artist fucking mocked me through the whole damn thing. Fuck you, Jason. My tattoo looks like shit and you blew out the lines so fucking badly.

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: I think so, yeah!

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: Atlantis: the Lost Empire. Beauty and the Beast. Carrie, specifically the 2013 one. Yes, yes, inferior remake. I know. I'm aware. But something about it just tickles my brain.

12. FAVORITE BOOK: Carrie by Stephen King. I'm not going to say it's a good book, but it is a book that brought me a lot of comfort in a hard time in my life.

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: Three words : Norwegian Forest Cat.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]:Rumbelle, Raeda, Lumity... Romy annnnd... idk man.

15. PIE OR CAKE: Yes. The answer is always yes.

16. FAVORITE SCENT: About to be hyper specific here : Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab's Snake Oil perfume.

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: Carla Gugino.

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: Japan! There are so many things I want to do in Japan, but I want to be able to speak the language at least conversationally before I go.

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: Introvert.

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: Definitely. Despite this, love me some good horror.

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: Android.

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: I do! I've been playing Dreamlight Valley but I recently have been wanting to start a new playthrough of BioShock. I also need to finish Killing Harmony.

23. DREAM JOB: Scare actor for a haunted house attraction and / or an student educator for a zoo or an aquarium.

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: Pay off some debts, buy Mal and I our wedding rings, get us into a new apartment, and then set the rest aside for my inevitable move to the US.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: Gonna cheap out and choose one you're supposed to hate : Terra Snapdragon. Woman gets under my skin in the worst of ways.

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: Once Upon a Time. I wrote in that fandom on tumblr for... years. Still has a soft place in my heart but I don't think I'll ever go back.

[witchthewriter]

𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒇𝒐𝒓 @therapy-ghost.

𝐻𝑒𝑟𝑒'𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑜𝑛𝑒🌷🌿🌻

I just realised that all the people I shipped you with all wear leather jackets omg lol

𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐲

𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑴𝒂𝒍! She would be your match and you would be hers. An absolutely badass couple who can and will destroy you. I think you would be okay with her being evil - or good. It depends on how you feel about the situation, because at the end of the day, she wants to go where you go. If that’s Auradon, then she will do her best to be good. But if it’s on the Isle of the Lost - then you two would become the rulers over all things bad. 

𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔

・You have the best hair - it’s a mixture of Mal’s magic and your own genes. People are really jealous of you. It’s probably where the attention around you started, and then it continued to grow because other people didn’t know how to handle you -

・Even though you don’t care about insults, she does. Whoever tries to make you feel bad, Mal will turn them into a bug. Depending on how severe and how frequent these insults are depends on how long they’ll be turned into a bug for. 

・You encourage her to use from the book of spells. Unlike Prince Ben who thinks it’s ‘wrong’, you would be completely fine with it. And because of that, you two become very feared but also quite popular. People would come from far and wide to ne

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

Let The Games Begin by Harry Gregson-Williams

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

You're The Only One Who Understands Me

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑬𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒆! He understands more than people give him credit for. He knows what it feels like to be the outcast; someone who people are scared of because people are close-minded. Even though I have a feeling that you wouldn’t care if you were an outcast, Eddie would always go out of his way to make you feel included. 

𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔

・You’d definitely be apart of the Hellfire Club - and your character would always be the anti-hero or the one to betray the rest of the party (you said you were lawful evil!) 

・Never touches you with your consent, even if it’s for a hug. I think Eddie is neurodivergent so he understands triggers without knowing the actual name for it. He just knows ‘what sets people off’. 

・Can somehow always manage to make you smile, and he can make you laugh as well but that only happens when it’s just the two of you. 

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

Alice’s Theme by Danny Elfman

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Black Cat x Golden Retriever

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐝

𝑫𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏

𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝑵𝒆𝒈𝒂𝒏! He would think you’re so interesting - 

He loves that people fear you, that you’re intimidating and even more, he likes that you like it. Negan has a deep love for all things weird, macabre, taboo. He constantly toes the line of good and evil, constantly showing the duality of humanity. And that’s why I think you two would be a great couple. He wouldn’t judge you, and if he did fear you, he would find it insanely attractive that you scare him. You keep up with him. And even better, you keep him on his toes. 

𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔

・Calls you ‘sweetheart,’ ‘darlin’,’ ‘honey-pie’, ‘pumpkin.’ He just has a range of pet names for you - he’s like riling you up, seeing if you’ll snap at him. He’s constantly pushing your buttons 

・Wants to hear your opinion on EVERYTHING. He constantly badgers you with questions because he thinks your mind is like no other. Would definitely recruit you to be part of his community. 

・Gets you anything and everything he thinks you’d like - makes his men to go out and scavenge for it. He mostly gives you clothes, and jewellery. 

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈

Mermaids by Hans Zimmer

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆

Rivals to Friends to Forced Proximity to Lovers

[scentedchildnacho]

I told her only the introduction of ethnic minority groups like wilma mankiller or barak obama or Fred hampton into colonial systems has ever governmentally helped poor white people.....otherwise most governments like Biden or trump usually express a solidarity that white religion is a threat to their white racial superiority and they do all they can to weed poor white people off stuff only for their family....if people arent an ethnic minority they want white things

I wasnt always science so to colonial Europeans the white religious is a subject of judeo africa and we are forcibly told we have to want genital mutilation and die an exotic other......

The United States also is an anti semitic nation so I can have a plastic fork but I don't ever touch the neo Nazis silver...as a vermin....

Their creepy awful Europeans and they humiliate themselves for trying to be a natural born United States citizen as white as good apple pie and fresh warm fires....their disgusting Europeans

Their off a European military base like dugas and aids and they needed to steal my things while others quite frankly are more Catholic and better then my small religion can be

It's the confederate generals that did warn attempting to spread white health ideas into large conscriptions would keep everyone at mal health and copeing...so some people feel confederates won for not over enlisting

I told her if people from my high school could do okay in life if they were told they don't know how to stop metropolisation and end deportation then they went to Tokyo they don't ask the states for anything ever again unless internationalism helps pick up the bill

I was told pretty firmly that I have to accept that I was white and I can go to London and be a large slum....it's I have to go to london no one has ever understood any advanced states

Thats why I don't apply for food stamps that would be thinking that it's the United Kingdom to believe there was an ibm and apple and that my cell phone represents a security group.....otherwise they have no technology and if I won't let them sell my citizenship away then I may not eat....

Its mafia ness that finds displacement.....wrong otherwise the states has embraced constant migrant renewal and enemy with the globe

So here I can at least have....if I tried to be London or Paris.....i think that is to severe of an exodus for my potential I wouldnt write passionate enjoyable verse for a pride I would just have to be truly ruined to have a victory and that would cause war

Nathan Bedford Forrest wasn't actually educated and that is who food stamp workers memorialize as important to white health.....they are always people technologically incapable and unliable needing a guardian to do the work assigned them like complete my case work efficiently without abusive demands from me like go get my birth certificate for them

These people deprive me till my manners are animalistic you have to make them put on the sheets and hoods to rule the manor and kill the slave

I told her under Obama they made me file a mental so all they wanted to do was get an easy place to deal drugs from and quickly steal my body organs to communist China it's not easy to be religious around communists unless you learn Jews about toleration of rhetoric when they can steal the racist research like an educated commie did it then it's wrong to kill people like farm animals

Thats this display by the Earl and birdie library when white mans burden to crop circle renewable energy can be infiltrated and taken over by ethnic minorities their debt of service to me can end

She showed me the San Diego shelter standards.......so I said I have an auto immune disease so I can't go to any disease experimentation like vaccines or I would die

She appears somewhat black so I tell her apologetically what legal groups I may be around tell me to tell them about their lawsuits around white diseases....biological warfare is patent white though sometimes

Dugas and aids something about disease is white though

Sacred natives tell me they could access their own differential trade systems free from federal papers so I tell her it's a segregation and you can just maybe go live your civil rights

She also told me about state id so I kept......repeating to her the conflict has been consciousness raised and I don't take any papers that could kill other people.....

And she was like if you don't show your papers the cops will beat you up so I told her Doris Lessing cops protect wealth not you no matter what you do for them your a criminal if your poor to them and haven't paid their active duty bill

Cops are very simple people who pay their active duty bill are protected people poor just cause casualty their a klan pack gang like any other

Paris on genocide....they have wealth groups that give them out of city in the country property if you have to be city your just to be a manipulated aggressive and take penalty and war for crimes of upper classes

If you have 🆔 then your insider information so it is a few more rights but your still a criminal to slaughter either way indigenous peoples may be sedentary.....

Ultima that's all upper class people do is figure out how to infiltrate impoverished systems because they over use their own resources and colonize priorly poor situations as theirs....it's the whole identity and game of being upper class is sci Fi fiction

I was like how can that mafia hit man be alive if he confesses serial killing and their guys if your upper class it's a real guy not some ken doll a whole real guy and they prove displacement and kill a lot of it

Cops just tend to admit their much better robotics models and that man as an a.i. can actually diagnose a lot

Cops act gentlemanly and protective because you need internal medicine it stops because people finally see your normal cop daddy beat you till internal medicine

I use to be regularly night stalked by cops but then COVID shut downs property owners as fuck the poor only social services finally were shown people don't have to tolerate profit rape ists

If ya can't be anything but fuck the poor begger profit rape ists I actually don't then have to give anything at all

Useing state id to just take things is thieve ing....ben Franklin the feds tell them their disgusting rude people who are not advanced state of the art and they just don't leave

Little rules like visas and state id...is just viewed as theft it's viewed as tourism just taking things not migrantcy and feds are that way it's wrong to deport and over burden Asia and Europe so it's I have lots of people to replace you gross dog shit

Then I told her to her protestations of God that if it was my motel I wouldn't call you all the time beach I would give her without ultimatum her scheduled migrantcy rights of nights in and bathroom time...

And if there were homeless self governing meetings I would keep your tables to three only all the time no crowding no violation of COVID sanitation mandates

And she was like God so I said oui God Pope Francis the world is falling apart it's not profit worthy if people left you out on the block to get raped I would let you in...if you promised you would stay safe keep yourself up and share the courtesy with others who needs it

I have been out in the street so I want you to know I would never ever not believe you if you needed to get in from a street rape I would never scream for id 🆔 from you

I told her not going into the library isn't about 🆔 it isn't coded for residential purpose so don't go in there at night it's hazardous

Something about it kills bugs so don't go in there if it's not operational

Upper class groups weren't suppose to be in there off hours....like it's a club house that was rude and cruel to poor people if you can't go in out of public hours none of it is suppose to

Anyway I apologized to her for getting political....and I admitted my problem is not liking people better for abnormalcy it's hard to friend me because I only want my normal close to me friends not casual well wishers...

I was really abused if I was homeless and I'm a little psychopathic about normalcy I do really love Them and everybody else was a problem or not

That and I get kind of motivated by competitional strategy and better then so one day I won't ever care about being better then people are....

People get an 🆔 and it's sad for others but it's just not a normal world...

[anonymous149]

Ch 3 Burning Love

Authors note: Cy granted me permission to use their artwork for the cover of my story so ha! A famous person on Tumblr is my new best friend! Anyway here's the next chapter or something.

"And then I said, 'the Aristocrats!" And then everyone laughed at Pop Fizz joked.

Peril turned to her newfound companions with gratitude in her eyes. "Thank you all for showing me around the academy after the chapter break. This place is grander... and quieter than I had imagined. I'm curious, am I the sole dragon here?"

Commander Cullen's golden hair glinted in the light as he spoke, "Actually, no. There's Cynder, a black dragon who's striving to master her darker inclinations." Peril's face shifted to one of concern, a reaction familiar to Cullen, reminiscent of when he mentioned his preference for dating humans or Elf girls. "Did I say something amiss?"

Peril's response carried a note of gravity, "It's just that there's a prevalent trope in media, portraying black dragons as inherently malevolent. It's rather prejudiced. Back in my realm, we had an entire race of black dragons unjustly branded as wicked, and then there was Darkstalker, an actual malevolent black dragon, who was ultimately bested by consuming a strawberry."

"A...strawberry?"

"Yup."

"Was he allergic?"

"Nope, he just became small."

Cullen made a fake cough. "Moving on, we also used to have a teammate named Spyro as well but he went on his own adventure to find where he came from."

"Hopefully he doesn't find his long lost mother but then she gets killed in THE FREAKING EPILOGUE OF THE FIRST BOOK!"

Eruptor whispered to stealth Elf. "Is she going to be ok? Seems like she has a lot of baggage?"

Stealth Elf responded in hushed tones, "Considering Spyro being the last of his kind and Cynder's father being the formidable Malefor, I'd say Peril's struggles are rather mid teir, if we don't factor in her impressive body count."

In the distance, Flashwing simulated coughs, vying for attention. "She's not the only dragon, you know. I've been in this series, though I never had any lines."

Eruptor's response was swift and direct, "Activision couldn't market you, so please, be on your way." With that, Flashwing vanished, leaving the group to continue their conversation

- Scene Change -

The grand chamber was dominated by the presence of Kaos, a figure of dark power and malevolent ambition. His angular features contorted into a sinister grin as he entered, the echoes of his footsteps reverberating off the cold stone walls. Smithers, his loyal assistant, trailed dutifully behind, his eyes cast downward in deference.

Kaos's voice cut through the air like a blade, the tone laced with a wicked glee as he began to speak of his plans. "Well, Glumshanks 2, it seems that in your realm, mortality is but a fleeting inconvenience. Dead one chapter, pop back up the next. While not quite the resiliency of the original, I suppose it will have to suffice. Now, let us discuss how we shall ascend to dominion over the Skylands!"

"Very well, sir. But do remember, you have a dinner engagement with Malefor later this evening. You'll be having tacos."

"Mal-what now?"

"Malefore, he's an evil dragon sir, voiced by Mark Hamil?"

"You mean Luke Skywalker!? Why would I ever join with a jedi?"

"Actually he also voiced the Joker from Batman."

"Even more reason not to join him! You can't trust clowns Glum 2." Kaos began to cry as he remembered a birthday without his mother where he hired a clown as it laughed at him and threw a pie in his face. "They sense weakness and strike with no fear...Cancel all plans with that overgrown lizard, we have more important matters to discuss than eating tacos."

"Right away sir."

"Ever since Spyro went searching for his long lost dragons things have been quiet boring but not anymore for I have found Spyro parents and if I can turn Spyro black and make him evil!"

"That might be racist sir."

"Fair point, if I can turn him dark!"

"Still racist."

A pause hung in the air as Kaos contemplated his words. "If Spyro's hue truly influences his emotions, then it stands to reason that his parents operate under similar principles. I must find a way to reach them and alter their colours, thus forging them into my loyal minions! How does that sound?"

"Very asute sir."

Kaos let out an evil laugh as he continued to lay out his sinister plans, the chamber seemed to darken further, as if the very walls themselves recoiled from the malevolence that hung in the air. The future of the Skylands hung in the balance, poised on the precipice of chaos and conquest.

[running-on-narrativium]

Ramona Headcanons:

Ramona considered pulling a Polly Perks and joining up with the Borogravian army at one point, but decided against it for a few reasons. For one thing, she felt like she needed to stay at the orphanage for the sake of her siblings, y’know keep them as happy and as safe as she could despite the matrons. However, it just wasn’t because of that. Oh no…

It’s also because she would have been absolutely dreadful at keeping her identity a secret! Like, okay, dressing up as a guy? No problem. She’s already got short hair, hell if she tried hard enough she could even sound a little like a boy, but it’s the acting part that would get her.

Though Ramona’s a natural performer, and would normally have no trouble with a bit of acting but here the thing; she normally uses her illusions for things like that. But since she wouldn’t be able to use magic she’d feel a bit nervous. Especially since the incident that gave her the scar on her face would still be pretty fresh in her mind.

Then there’s the fact that Ramona is very…forthright with her emotions. Like, she’s sweet as pie if she likes you or at the very least respects you to some extent, but if she hates your guts? You’ll know. I can see her maybe tolerating someone like Corporal Strappi’s nonsense for a day max before snapping.

And there’s the…messy bits of war. Ramona has a very weak stomach, hates dirt and germs, and seeing any bodily fluid that’s meant to be on the inside. So with all the injuries and disease and infections, she’d be sick to her stomach a good chunk of the time.

And the bodies…she’d start crying. Like, she’d just start crying, which is understandable, but very unhelpful for her act and her attempts at soldiering in general.

But she’d probably get on well with Polly and the gang though if she had joined up. And I can see her introducing Mal to the wonder that is chocolate covered espresso beans, so there’s that. She’d probably be really really protective of Wazzer for…reasons that I’m not going to spoil.

On a slightly less depressing note, Ramona does look up to them since their efforts helped to make her country a better place and by extension, her orphanage. She could finally be free, go off to continue her training, and see the disc knowing that those who’d seen grown to see as her family would be in good hands without her. So…if she ever met them, she’d be totally awestruck.

[egophiliac]

i was scrolling back a bit and i saw the post where you said you couldnt wait to find out who got to pie malleus. what was your reaction when riddle came into the screen, i need to know

I was VERY MUCH hoping that there would be a moment in which it was unclear if Riddle would be able to hit Mal in the face. oh well, can't have everything!

every interaction between these two has the energy of a couple of socially awkward dignitaries stuck making conversation at some very important political function, and it's great. (also my favorite thing was Malleus showing off and being like "of course I'd survive on my own on a deserted island with no problem. you see, I read a single book about it once." to probably the one person who would in fact be like "ah, a book. yes that makes sense.")

(what the odds Lilia gave him a novelization of a Gilligan's Island episode and Malleus is going to be very disappointed at the lack of coconut radios)

[rawbins-undertale-blog]

Hello! I have a request if it's still open.

I've found a cute recipe video of a person making an apple pie and it looks delicious. What if S/O attempted to recreate the pie but it became it's special version of the pie but with a twist? (The twist was the pie were filled with their skeletons' favourite fillings and a touch bit of magic for magic nutrients. S/O just like learning cooking but with magic ingredients. Any skeletons of your choices but would be happy if you included HT and FS).

This sounds so sweet! (Pun intended ;-))))))) ) (I know, I'm horrible)

FS + HT BROS WHEN S/O MAKES THEM ✨SPECIAL✨ APPLE PIE

DUSK (HORRORTALE SANS)

Very touched. Like, an absurd amount of touched. You’d think you just hung the stars in the sky from how he looks at you.

Hugging you and thanking you because this means a lot to him.

Finding out that you’ve not only made him food spontaneously, just because, but you also changed it up to match him? And added in extra nutrients? That means so much to him.

Being given and giving food in general is, for him, a pretty big thing.

He’ll think of some way to show his appreciation. Maybe try to make you some apple pie too.

Anyways uh yeah you’re gonna be stuck snuggling a purring skeleton for the whole night and you cannot escape (unless you actually want to get away, Dusk would never force you to do anything)

ASTER (HORRORTALE PAPYRUS)

Just like Dusk, Aster is touched - also for the same reasons.

He gives you this- this gentle and loving look and, even if you planned for this to be some kind of goofy surprise, he’s making this into a really nice and tender moment.

Like, he’ll just carefully put his hands on your cheeks and softly tell you he loves you and it’s just??? So sweet??? and???????

“Clingy” isn’t a word you’d normally use for Aster, but he might be relatively clingy for a day or so after.

MAL (FELLSWAP SANS)

He grins at you and compliments you on your skills. You might just be reaching his level of cooking skills, maybe.

(No he isn’t blushing at all what are you saying)

He’ll make sure you know he appreciates it in one way or another, but the way he thanks you really depends on how you are and what he thinks you’d like for him to do.

RUS (FELLSWAP PAPYRUS)

Blushing madly as if you just confessed your undying love to him for the first time.

He’s super flattered. Like, you didn’t have to do that I mean he’s thankful but he doesn’t get why but thank you so much anyways--

Unlike Aster who is kind of clingy for a day or so, this motherfucker - who is already clingy - seems incapable of not being clingy.

[13uswntimagines]

Shy but Fierce (Alpha!Christen x Omega!Reader)

Request: alpha christen one where the reader is new on the team and they find out they’re mates? maybe christen is shy but also v fierce when it comes to her new found omega

Pt. 2

Special thanks to @literaryhedgehog​ for helping me make this thing not as heavy as it originally way and livening it up with her BBQ discussion. Hit me up with Questions or if ya just wanna say hi!

It was a warm wave rolling through your body. The feelings of all your nerves tingling on end and your souls reaching out to intertwine with another’s. You smiled at the warmth spreading through your chest as you made eye contact with the green-eyed veteran. 

Of all the things you expected from your first camp, meeting your mate in the first 20 minutes was not one of them. Your best friend had told you that the team was welcoming, but this was definitely more than you bargained for. 

Nonetheless, you smiled charmingly up at the frozen alpha, lifting her hand to your lips. 

“Well it's most definitely a pleasure to meet you,” You purred, smirking at the blush that crawled up the alpha’s (your alpha’s?) cheeks. 

Rose rolled her eyes at your antics. The alpha had known you since you were in diapers, and in that time she had learned you were not your stereotypical omega. You weren’t meek or shy and loved to flirt. Christen was gonna have fun trying to reel you in. 

Christen opened and closed her mouth several times, wide eyes taking you in. Tobin snickered behind her. 

“What Chris, cat got your tongue?” 

“Not yet, but I’m sure it will soon,” You smirked, lips ticking up at Christen’s dropped jaw. If your alpha was this easy to fluster when you weren’t even trying, this was going to be a blast. 

“Hey hot stuff, middy meeting starts soon, we better go,” Rose smiled, throwing an arm over your shoulder, amused by your effect on the normally put together alpha. 

“Later cutie pie, see you on the field,” You winked at Christen, kissing her hand again before allowing Rose to guide you to where the rest of the midfielders were getting ready to meet. 

Christen watched you go with wide eyes, still trying to process what had just happened. 

“Holy shit, is she always like that?” Christen asked, looking at Mal. If her alpha knew you so well, then she was bound to have insights. 

Mal suppressed her snicker “This is her going easy on you,” 

The omega had heard the stories about you and found them difficult to believe at first. But seeing you in action was pretty inspiring. 

“It’s nice to see after everything that happened with the Courage,” Megan added, watching you carefully. 

She didn’t think she would ever be able to get the sight of you pale and sickly out of her head. You had been so hesitant when you joined the Regin, and Rose had been overly protective (Megan would learn that there was a very good reason why as she got to know you). 

“What happened with the Courage?” Christen snapped, her elation dwindling as she tried to find some sense of unease in your stance. Her eyes squeezed when she couldn’t find anything. Soon enough she would be able to read you like the back of her hand. 

“That’s her story to tell,” Mal said firmly, shaking her head. Christen frowned, she might be shy and “adorable” as you put it, but she would cut a bitch if they hurt her mate. 

*****

“Hey cutie, is this seat taken?” You asked, gesturing towards the seat beside your mate. 

“N-no not at all,” Christen stuttered out, blushing when she accidentally released a small puff of her pheromones. God, she felt like a teenager going through their first rut. 

“Fantastic,” You smirked, sitting down, and moving the chair so it was very close to the alpha, so close your thighs were basically touching. “Hmm, you smell good,” you hummed, leaning in so your nose was nearly touching her neck and breathing in deep. If this was a snapshot into what the rest of your life was going to be, you were completely ok with that. 

“Th-thanks,” She shivered as your cold nose touched her skin, closing her eyes and biting her lip, trying with every ounce of her being to control her instincts. 

****

“You better save her before she melts,” Mal said, leaning into her alpha. Rose carded her fingers through the omega’s hair, scratching her scalp the way she knew her mate liked. 

“Nah, let Y/n have her fun. She hasn’t been this relaxed in forever,” Sonnett snorted, shaking her head as Christen’s face got progressively redder. 

“Seems like Y/n is handling herself fine to me,” Rose shrugged. 

You hadn’t been this open with anyone since she had rescued you from the courage. She wasn’t going to step in between you and the thing (person) who was making you happy. Chris was a big girl and she could handle herself. 

****

“Alright lovebirds, it’s only the first night of camp and you’re already disgustingly sweet,” Ashlyn said feigning seriousness as she took the seat on your other side. You missed the look Ali shot her in your haste to scoot away from your alpha, knocking over your plate in the process. 

Your eyes stayed glued to your lap and your head tilted just slightly to the side. Christen’s eyebrows furrowed as you seemed to sink in on yourself. 

Rose was on her feet immediately, rushing over to put herself in between you and Ashlyn. Christen took that as her cue and was also on her feet seconds later. 

“If it bothers you, Ashlyn, you can sit somewhere else,” Christen growled, stepping around you to act as a barrier between you and the very confused alphas “It doesn’t bother me I was just saying--” Ashlyn sputtered. 

“Well don’t!” Rose snapped, turning her back on Ashlyn to look at you. “You okay KitKat?” 

“Yeah I’m fine,” you murmured, avoiding her eyes, your head still tilting to expose your neck. She sighed. 

“You don’t have to do that. This team is different,” she mumbled, and you nodded noncommittally. 

“You spilled your barbecue.” She laughed, trying to lighten the mood. 

“It’s Memphis style barbecue anyway, hardly worth eating,” you said, giving her a tight-lipped smile.

“Yeah, don’t know why they bother, everyone knows Kansas style is the best” Becky scoffed, smiling from across the table and winking at Rose. 

“I mean, I would say that good barbecue is one of the only good things to come out of North Carolina,” you said, grinning into your napkin, “but then y’all haven’t tried Cookout milkshakes.”

“What happened in North Carolina?” Christen interjected, and you froze, biting your lip so hard she was afraid you would draw blood. 

Your smile faded, and your eyes took on a faraway look. 

*****

You were not the typical omega. You were outgoing and a bouncing ray of sun that loved to meet new people. On your first day with the courage you had bounded up to everyone, your hand stuck out and a bright grin on your face (an act that had gotten you into serious trouble). 

You looked one too many alphas in the eye before one took a particular offense and forced you to submit. Most of the team and coaching staff had simply watched while she humiliated you. 

As the season progressed, things had only gotten worse and you had become more and more unbalanced. You jumped at the opportunity to get out of there the second you could, thanking God that there was a spot for a striker on the Reign with Rose. 

*****

“Hinkle thought it would be fun to assert her alpha ness,” You shrugged, picking at your fingers, flinching at the weight of Christen’s eyes on you, and the pheromones she was beginning to emit. 

“She forced you to submit?” The alpha asked breathlessly, her heart dropping when you gave her a singular stiff nod, wincing as though it pained you. She was sure it did. It was the greatest form of disrespect. “How many times,” she tried to keep her voice level, she didn’t want to scare you off. 

“Too many,” You said slowly. 

“I would never make you do that. None of us would,” Christen said horrified, kneeling down in front of you, and letting out her soothing scent. Though you weren’t mates yet, it still wrapped around you like a warm blanket, settling your nerves. 

You nodded quickly, grabbing her hand for support. “I know. I could tell. Plus you blush too much to be an asshole alpha,” you smirked towards the end, she smiled in return. 

“You might turn me to mush, but that’s not going to stop me from ripping her head off the next time I see her,” 

She wasn’t the only one who held that sentiment. It was fair to say that a certain North Carolina defender was going to hit the turf a lot next season. No one got to mess with one of their teammates.

[kazs-new-hat]

the s&b weirdos and what i think their favorite ice cream flavors are

cw // food

i actually did one for our beloved murder of crows and u can check it out here !

my boredom has PEAKED you guys omg okay here we go-

our ball of literal sunshine alina as : cheese

OKAY LISTEN STICK WITH ME HERE

if you disagree with me, and you've never had cheese ice cream before the door is there -> 🚪

just like alina's character, nobody really expects much from cheese flavored ice cream but guess what? when you have it a fair chance, it is AMAZING, UNIQUE, and POWERFUL. it might be a little strange to some, but it works in it's own way. do you see where i'm getting at here

also it's yellow and i associate yellow with alina bc sun summoner duh

i can see her discovering it when she and mal had to stay in novyi zem that one time and absolutely falling in love with it;; she probably has a plan to recreate a ravkan version sometime

everybody's favorite edgy dark lord as : butter pecan or something with nuts it's cookie dough

i like thinking of this ominous deceiving brooding guy liking something like cookie dough ice cream to contrast all the edge

a perfect balance you know?

but if asked, he'd say something with nuts just because nobody likes ice cream with nuts and he just wants to irk them

but secretly really loves cookie dough ice cream with choco chips. also i bet he's the typa kid to lick the spoon after making cookies or brownies

but he probably never eats dessert unless he absolutely has to

animal whisperer mal as : vanilla

classic, absolute classic

it's versatile;; you can eat it with pretty much anything. apple pie? whop a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top of that. you can eat it with fruits. put it in a a banana split. in a milkshake. amazing.

as a kid he probably stole whole tubs of it from the coolers with alina and he would eat it with peaches and whipped cream or something

also as a common flavor so if he wishes, he could get it from anywhere

also dont @ me because i never tried making vanilla ice cream but i think it's also the easiest to make so

pirate privateer-prince nikolai as : mint chocolate

i can hear the mint choco haters screaming

i don't know why he just seems like a mint-choco kind of person

he probably chooses this specific flavor for his birthday dinners and so everyone else has to also eat this flavor because he especially chose it. he just likes watching people wrinkle their nose in disgust while he enjoys his own helping happily

i have this random-ass headcanon that he did not like this flavor at first, but after being in a certain circumstance that left mint chocolate ice cream as the only desert option, he grew to like it so much and now it's a found memory of his days as a shipwright's apprentice

the person we all want to be friends with as : rum & raisin

in case you didn't know i'm talking about genya safin if you dont want to be friends with her stop reading

she def has a sweet tooth and also she likes to be FANCY therefore this is perfect for her

there really isn't any actual whole raisins in the desert (because who likes raisins?) but she likes the flavor of it

would probably also really enjoy eating it with like waffers or something

i also see her liking salted caramel or butterscotch or cotton candy--like the REALLY sweet ones you know what i mean? but rum & raisin is her all-time fav

our OP stormwitch zoya as : frozen yoghurt

probably not much of an ice cream person,,, she prefers the tartiness of a good cup of plain froyo

either tops it with very simple garnishes or the most extravagant and random ones depending on her mood. like there's no in between.

also likes it because you can top it with a lot more things and it'll work;;; it's hard to ruin froyo

usually has the plain one and tops it with a bunch of berrires or maybe marshmallows or choco chips if she's feeling particularly spontaneous

absolute mad genius and the purest person ever david as : mocha

for the uncultured: mocha is NOT the same as coffee, because mocha has chocolate

the absolute perfect blend of coffee and chocolate into ice cream form

very particular about the ratio of each, has probably even scribbled a plan somewhere in his notes about how to make the perfect ratio for mocha ice cream

also someone who doesn't eat desert that often, but absolutely loves the flavor and would not pass up a chance to eat it, like, ever

[slashingdisneypasta]

Hello! Can I request a headcanon where the queen of hearts (1951), Maleficent, Cruella, Shang yu and Yzma (separated) take care of a lost (orphaned) little girl (like 5-6) and adopted her as their own. Thank!

These were sooooo fun to think of, omg XD I feel all warm inside, thanks for the request! I hope you like it as much as I do ^^

~~~

Cruella DeVille (You can imagine either animated, OUAT or live action Cruella, but I liked this gif ^^):

·         Cruella, is more of a… fun, rich aunt. You know, when you can post the child back to its parents any time you like with a sugar high and new Xbox?

·         But, as the capable entrepreneur and businesswoman that she is, she rises to the challenge of ‘parenting’, when the stinky orphaned girl living on the streets (You, obviously) show potential in the fashion industry.

·         She takes you right to the adoption agency, picks you up and plops you on the counter like a pair of shoes and asks how much you cost. You just smile sweetly, like the most adorable munchkin ever despite the off way your new caregiver handles you, and the agent has some reservations, of course, but Cruella’s able to speed up the adoption process with her connections and her money.

·         Your relationship at first is similar to Oswald Cobblepot and Martin’s. And if you haven’t watched Gotham, I’ll explain; Sort of distant, but the adult is trying at least. They’re just not used to having a pre-teen around. And, somehow, they’re making the child feel more understood and taken care of then anyone else ever has, despite both parties’ reservations.

·         Slowly you bond (Over fashion, obviously) and Cruella turns into, honestly, a pretty good mum (For a villain who wants to kidnap puppies from her friend and make a coat for herself out of them, anyway). She learns to not gag when your shows are on the telly, she takes more time off work to take care of you and turn up to your school things (Like parent-teacher interviews, concerts, art exhibitions, and assemblies if you’re going to get an award- she even makes artful collages out of your work on the fridge), and you two even learn how to cook some easy dinners together.

·         (Cruella can cook, I think, but I can imagine they’re more fancy stuff that a kid really isn’t interested in)

·         You’re a two-person team kind of family.

·         She doesn’t like you to be around Jasper and Horace because their stupidity and lack of fashion sense could be contagious.

·         For the longest time, you just call her Cruella… until one day she says she loves you (Which is visibly difficult for her. Not because the words aren’t true, but because she’s not sentimental) and you finally call her ‘Mum’.

Maleficent:

·         You start following her around, lost and having decide the scary green lady with a cute bird pet is the one to go to for help. She tries to scare you off, but of course you’re already scared anyway! But not of her- of being left alone.

·         So you keep following her through the forest, until you reach her castle and Diablo has become attached to you and is sitting on your shoulder instead of hers, nuzzling your little face.

·         She leaves out some food for you for dinner and lays a clean blanket down on an abandoned bed in a random room down a dark hallway. It’s a spooky night, in that creepy castle… but the blanket smells like grass and you find that if you close your eyes and smoosh your face into it, you don’t think about the things that could be hidden in the dark. Also, Diablo comes in and keeps you company.

·         Mal is sure that you’ll be gone the next day. That’s why she was so kind. She was sure you were just a determined straggler and if she offered you a home for a night, then you would be the fickle little child that you are leave without so much as a thank you the next day.

·         But you don’t leave.

·         And you do say thank you, and even make her a mud pie outside the castle.

·         She gives you a bit of a smile (Not soft, because Mal is still an evil fairy, but it’s a refreshing look on a face that had been pinched the whole time), resigning to you. You’re all alone like her. Maybe it won’t hurt so much to let you stay.

·         Okay, as a parent, Mal isn’t so bad. She settles into the pace easier than Cruella or Yzma, at least, and her lifestyle allows for a far stabler childhood for you then Shan Yu’s. Plus, she’s outwardly very calm, which is a huge improvement from if you were living under the Red Queens roof.

·         Distracts you with magic when she’s busy or just when she wants to watch the awe in your face as you watch sparkles dance around the room like real life stars.

·         Keeps you away from all her villainy- you don’t need to be messed up in all that. Basically no one except her crow knows you exist and she’d like to keep it that way.

Shan Yu:

·         Shan Yu finds you after he pillages your village (And you’re the only survivor) and you followed along behind his men for a while until they noticed you. Which didn’t take long, of course, they’re a group of highly skilled Huns in the ways of hunting and warfare.

·         He uses his noggin (A very good noggin. Much cleverness) and identifies the favourable factors to having a little girl with them. You’re unassuming, for one, and can be trained (And moulded) to be used as a diversion for them in the kind of situations in which brute force do not apply and wouldn’t be helpful.

·         He also acknowledges the need to train the next generation into their image to continue the Huns control over China even after he passes away. So, off on the quest to take over China you go, with them.

·         He is so big, that you can perch on his wide shoulder and he’ll be fine still marching along.

·         He gets a bit soft when interacting with you. At least, he certainly doesn’t treat you like an adult because you of course aren’t one. He encourages your childish wonder and your playing around. He’ll even play eye spy with you as you travel, or play a little tug of war if you get a piece of fabric or rope (Yes, like a puppy) and he’s just sitting down chilling somewhere on a rest break or at camp, pretending that the game is actually a contest until he smirks and tugs just a tiny bit harder and you fall forward onto your face XD (He only uses one hand the entire time)

·         He’s a really chill dad, really, despite the whole… killing everyone in your village… First impressions, amiright? XD

·         The rest of his men either hate you with every fibre of their huge beings or love you even more, and that’s the tea. One of them once rolled you up in a blanket and strapped you to a horse so you would stop annoying them by running around in front of the mules. You decide whether this was one who hated you or loved you. (Another came along and put a roll of bread in your mouth so you could eat, but didn’t release you)

·         You’ve also been tied (Safely and comfortably, yes but still tied with your feet off the ground) to a tree as a time out and dropped in lakes (Once they knew you could swim) to calm your shit when you got hyper.

·         You sleep in Shan Yu’s tent until you’re like 14 and declares that you’re able to defend yourself and can kill a man, so he can keep you safe.

Queen of Hearts:

·         Goodness, who let this woman adopt? (Well, I mean, no-one could stop her) Even Hades would be better, and he tried to have a baby assassinated.

·         This woman would be unintentionally manipulative towards this child (Like Norma and Norman Bates. Jesus christ). Whenever the kid doesn’t do anything that she wants them to, she’ll get p i s s e d, and that might legitimately mess with the kids psyche. She won’t behead the lil girl, of course, which I guess is bit of a saving grace (she isn’t that cruel) here? But it’s definitely a good thing the gentle King of Hearts is around, to settle the flames and calm down his wife and new daughter when games go awry.

·         (And ya’ll play lots of games. Some of the time, living with her and her husband as your parental figures is a dream for a little girl like you)

·         She does try her very hardest to be kind and not to lose her temper, and it is made so much easier by the fact that you’re an innocent little girl (Younger than Alice was), and she’s very fond of you. So, in a way, adopting you is helping her with her issues, and by extension, helping the rest of Wonderland.

·         You get a big fancy throne-like highchair at the royal dinner table.

·         Your little family is a bit or very messy, but you are never not loved. You always know that you’re loved.

Yzma:

·         When Yzma takes you in, its because Kronk discovered your little form sleeping in an alleyway and ran with you in his hands back to her, and BEGGED her. This sweetheart (Kronk, not Yzma) could not handle the knowledge that a little baby girl was abandoned and all alone on the streets. And Yzma’s the most well-off, influential person he knows! Of course he’s going to go to her for help.

·         When she finally gives in, its because you called her pretty. She’s just like… pause… “Seems like an intelligent enough… eugh… child... Kronk come! We have to disinfect it.”

·         Kronk rushes after Yzma, still holding you and clarifies for you: “She means a bath.”

·         So, now, you have your protective, psycho, affection-challenged mother and your sweet, dumb, beloved… uncle. Yeah, uncle. We’ll go with uncle.

·         Yzma takes a while to get used to you, and she’s very defiant against getting called ‘Mum’ or ‘Mother’ (Mama or Mummy have a more youthful feel, according to Yzma.), but she’s pretty immature due to her psychosis so she tends to blend well with your child personality.

·         You laugh so much, with her. Most of the things she says are hilarious, especially when she’s exasperated and mutters about Kronk.

·         She doesn’t want you to grow up without a brain like him (Or to mix with other children- she will not be dealing with chicken pox or nits. If you did get either of those things, she would be living in a full-on hazmat suit and spray everything you touch, and you. Kronk would end up getting the sickness because he gives you lots of hugs and takes care of you while you’re sick or you have the nits) so she gets you a home school teacher.

·         On your birthday (They do the day Kronk found you if you don’t know it), Kronk wakes Yzma up at the buttcrack of dawn drags her along to set up the day for you. Including a treasure hunt, where its clear that Yzma wrote the clues because its very translucent through the sentences she wrote that she didn’t have coffee before writing them. Very bitter.

·         She does want to make you happy though and buys you literally the best present for a child of that time. I don’t know what it is, but it’s the equivalent for them of a little car or coloured TV (Like the Barbie or Hot Wheel ones) for us. She’s so smug about it, too, like ‘Shove that up your 4 layer cake with different flavours, Kronk.’.

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Top 10 Thanksgiving Episodes

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody! Time to eat a ton, pass out, and watch MST3K and all that. And since I already covered most of the general stuff about how diffrent this holiday is in my Loud House Review, and to reitarate to anyone having a big, 20 or so people crammed in a room thanksgiving this year

For the rest of us like all of the big three of Holidays, thanksgivings also the time for some classic episodes of television. Granted most shows stick to one, with some exceptions like friends, roseanne and new girl, but most make their one count. Thanksgiving may not be as big as the holidays it’s sandwitched in between, to the point christmas is slowly but surely trying to swallow it whole, but it’s still a time for family, fighting, and food that brings plenty of opprotunity for greatness and even with a smaller pool, I stiill had signifigant trouble narrowing down my list to 10. But I stand by what I got it wittled down to. This is my top 10 thanksgiving episodes! And for my regular readers, there’s a suprising lack of animation but i’m more than willing ot go outside that and now’s the right time, asi’m currently having a black friday sale with reviews marked down by two bucks to just 3 dollars for an episode of any tv show. Yes it’s a shameless plug but since when have I ever had shame? So with that in mind let’s chow down, it’s my top 10 thanksgiving episodes!

10. Pangs (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Buffy is as a show I REALLY need to revisit. While lately, what with the abuse he did that we can’t get details on when making justice league or his you know cheating on his wife on and off over a decade, I’m not at all a fan of series creator Joss Whedon, Buffy itself is still a classic in my eyes. 

The tale of a teenager given the role of the Slayer, a chosen female asskicker given moderate super powers and the duty to defend the world from vampires and other ghouls. The show dealt with the usual teen superhero stuff, ballancing asskicking with saving the world and arguably codified the genre, to the point I hold it at least partially responsible for the bigger wave of teen heroes in the 2000′s in animation and comics. The show had smart dialouge, metaphors, mythology and a rich, and vibrant cast. Sure some things haven’t aged well like an adult vampire dating a teenager or the really dated ways Willow’s sexuality were handled, as groundbreaking as it was, from barely letting her kiss her girlfriend or be shown being intimate iwth her, or just entirley shutting out the posiblity she’s bisexual. But a few age wrinkles aside the show is still good and I still need to rewatch it and that includes our number 10 pangs, one of hte most memorable and well done thanksgiving specials and one fo the shows more comedy moments.  It’s thanksgiving, and Buffys mom’s going out of town, so she decides to hold thanksgiving at Giles place to bring her slowly drifting surrogate family together. Naturally given the way things usually go for our Slayer, she has a hard time of it as Willow chafes at celebrating colonolsim, Giles dosen’t get what the big fuss is about that or the meal being british, and Spike shows up looking for protection from season big bads the initiative, a secret military unit that’s chipped him so he can’t harm humans, so he has no way to eat and spends the mal tied to a chair. Oh and of course, a vengeful native american spriti from the chumash tribe has given Xander syphilis and killed a currator as revenge for his people’s suffering, so now Buffy has to fight a ghost bear if she want sa happy thanksgiving. Also Angel is back in town and being kind of a dick, but hey it leads to a good episode of his spinoff so whatever. 

Pangs is just a fun episode, not only does it do well by not ignoring american colonalisim, but it just has a fun energy to it as Buffy desperately tries to have a good thanksgiving, Spike instnatly proves his worth as an addition to the gang both chemstiry and comedy wise, and we of course get this classic moment. 

It had to fight it’s way onto the list, but pangs is a holiday dish worthy of sinking your fangs into. 

9. The Dressing (Aqua Teen Hunger Force) Speaking of nutty fun thanksgiving episodes.. this one is simply that. I love Aqua Teen Hunger force.. even if like a lot of comedy shows it drooped in later seasons, it still has it’s classics earlier on and even later on has a few gems. But on the earlier on side we have their utterly bonkers and delightful thanksgiving episode “The Dressing”, a sequel to the Christmas Episode “The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from The Future”, which itself is an utter classic, but we’ll possibly get to that in december’s list. 

The Aqua Teens are having Thanksgiving with Carl, whose naturally onlyt here for the free food and staying outside. it’s also days before or after, with black colored frito pie,a t urkey, and whatever else their broke selves could scrounge up.  However, naturally, like Buffy a normal day for the Aqua Teens just isn’t complete without some weird shit happening, thanksgiving gets interrupted by the cybernetic ghost of Christmas past fromt he future, whose transformed himself into a turkey and wants to save their turkey so it can lead a rebellion in the bizzare hilarious distopian hellscape he comes from. This of course leads to him getting drunk, eating all their food and later showing up with a laser sock to murder carl after the episodes over. It’s just a fun time, a really funny episode and one of the teens more memorable outings. Not a lot to say here, it’s just really damn funny. 

8. Arnold’s Thanksgiving (Hey Arnold!)  Anoter classic I really need to revist but that more than earns his place here. Hey Arnold.. is easily one of the best animated shows ever. I say that with no hyperbole as it handled slice of life well while still getting dramatic when needed to, and is easily the gold standard for slice of life children’s cartoons to this day. And naturally it’s holiday specials were great, and I only r eally haven’t revisited them because they also hurt.. a lot. So unsuprisingly this one makes the list. 

IT’s thanksgiving and given how chaotic things are for both Arnold and Helga’s families, our heroes are miserable. Arnold would understandably like just once to have thanksgiving on thanksgiving, his family instead doing fourth of july due to his grandmother being who she is. And Helga naturally is ignored and mistrteated as usual since her sisters home and her dad and alchoholic mother ignore her as usual even when she’s not around. What i’m saying is while Arnold’s issue is understandable, helga always wins a “whose got the shitter life” contest. 

So the two flee to their teacher Mr Simmons, a character I genuinely loved and loved even more finding out he was gay as an adult, as he was a kind , supportive teacher who could be a bit softhearted but wasn’t afraid to step the fuck up when needed. But they find his thanksgiving isn’t much better, as his Mother and wont’ stop sniping at his boyfriend peter and clearly isn’t entirely comfortable with her son’s sexuality, his friend keeps snapping at peter and mooching off him, and his uncle.. well he’s just a loud asshole who wants turkey.. The kids naturally realize the meaning of the holiday, reconclie with their families who DID take genuine steps to make up for them being gone and missed them, all is well. It just shows nobody’s family is perfect, and is well done in that but also shows why thanksgiving has grown beyond it’s roots: It’s a day for families to get together and even if they may fight, recognize why they love one another. I also give the show balls for heavily imiplying a character is gay and not slapping a girlfriend on him or any of the usual bollocks: Simmons just very clearly is gay and it’s as transparent as the show could get at the time, with the show making it crystal clear years later with the revivial movie. Nice. We’ll have more servings of thanksgiving classics after the cut. 

7. Slapsgiving (How I Met Your Mother) Oh How I Met Your Mother. You started out really good but boy did that go downhill fast and land in a nuclear inferno didn’t it? But I can bitch about the How I Met Your Mother Ending some other time, and probably will. In the show’s prime before they decided to stick with an ending no one wanted anymore, it was pretty great and while season 1′s also impressive Thanksgiving outing “Belly Full of Turkey” was considered, there was ultimately one slaptastic king when it came to Thanksgiving: Slapsgiving. 

Naturally for this show Slapsgiving ties into the show’s suprisngly deep and rich lore: The season before this, Marshall and Barney made a “Slap Bet”, which is exactly what it says on the tin: A bet where the winner slaps the looser. And due to Barney prematurely slapping Marshall, Marshall got 5 penalty slaps to be dolled out whenever, one in that episode and another in a coda to another. For his next one though Marshall decided to outdo himself and set up a counter.. and it all comes down to thanskgiving.  So we get a good ten minutes of Jason Siegel making meancing slap based refrences while NPH’s barney cowers in fear before Marshall’s wife lily pumps the breaks on the bet as comissoner.. only to reconsider when Barney makes the mistake of tormenting Marshall over it, resuling in the inevitible, and in THE thanksgiving song. 

Basically it’s what happen when you give three really funny people a subplot together. Magic happens. The subplot is not bad either as a pre-totallyinsufferabledouchebag Ted hooks up with Robin again over lingering feelings and thanksgiving prep and the two have to deal with that... though it’s mostly funny for Robin’s new boyfriend, who Future Ted acknowledges is barely older than them, but admits to remembering as decrept old man, which results in a  30 something’s dialouge coming out of a very old man and me laughing very hard. A simple joke but one that really works. Overall a slaptacular good time. 

6. Two Turkeys (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)

NINE NINE BITCHES! I’m honestly shocked I haven’t talked about Brooklyn Nine Nine on here already, but it’s easily one of the best sitcoms in recent memory, if not of all time. It has one of the best ensemble casts, great jokes and timing, yet still ballances things out with a sense of realisim beneath the madness> It’s also noticable for holding it’s officers more accountable than most real world police departments, to the point all scripts that were written up for next season were thrown out post George Floyd. It’s truly a joy to watch. 

So naturally they’ve had their share of Holiday episodes, with them easily having the best crop of halloween episodes since roseanne with their annual heists, and having some pretty damn memorable christmases, opening with this:

So naturally thanksgiving is no exception, with it’s last two being the best and it being a really hard choice wether to go with season 4′s “Detective Santiago” or this one. But as good as the other ep was.. this one inched it out for good reason. 

The episode’s split into two equally good, equally hilarious plot lines. In the B-Plot, the 99′s Captain Raymond Holt, one of the best characters in sitcom history and gay icon, and his husband Kevin take their annual trip to get a pie for Holt’s families thanksgiving and come back with the well crafted pie, even if both prefer their food nice and bland. But the pie go missing and Captain Holt procedes to hilariously drill into each of the other members of the 99 and uncovering holes int their previous thanksgving stories with Rosa’s being suprisingly heartwarming (She’s going to a humilating minons on ice show with her family because they reconnected in jail.. setting up the equally awesome “Game Night” episode where she comes out.) and Boyle’s being utterly pathetic as you’d expect (Cooking his son mac and cheese because he’ll eat nothing else and declaring him a “basic bitch”). The solution however ends up being heartwarming as the culprit is actually Kevin, who hated the pie.. as did Raymond who suggests just taking the drive anyway because they enjoy the silent ride there and back every year. It may be boring to us.. but it’s preicious and really sweet all the same.. as it is hilarous when Kevin treats this as a big endugence and seems turned on by that. What i’m saying is these men are couple goals and Marc Evan Jakcson was awesome long before ducktlaes.  The main plot is also great, as Jake and Amy, now engaged after this year’s halloween episode which is also , coincidentally, the series best, try to unite their families. It just goes about as well as you’d expect as Amy’s are type a control freaks, jake’s mom is a retired hippie school teacher and his dad is a human disaster area who has to be told to put on pants, cheated on his mom constantly, somehow got her back, and in general is barely functional on a good day. The families do bond breifly but things ineveitbly break down, hilarity and severed limbs insue and family comes together. IT’s just a funny, well done 20  mintues that’s also really damn sweet, with this plot ending with Amy’s dad accepting the chaos as that’s’ts what you do with family. Also jake naturally finds out he has a ton of step siblings as his dad was and still is a man whore. Happy Thanksgiving!

5. Bart Vs Thanksgiving (The SImpsons)

Let’s face it: if you follow my reviews at all you knew this was coming. While not one I go back to due to being an emotional kidney punch, i’d be doing this list a diservice if this classic wasn’t on there.  In a nutshell, Bart starts a petty fight with Lisa over her centerpiece that ends with it in the fireplace, Bart sent to his room till he apologizes, and Bart seething insiting he did no wrong. It takes a visit to the homeless shelter after running away, and ending up on the news, to realize what an ass he’s been and one nightmarish dream sequence later, seriously why do you think I don’t revisit this one that often? This thing has traumatized me since I was a kid and unlike the slap song I will not be showing it to you, has a heartwarming reconcliation with his sister on the roof. It’s just a nice, sweet special that gets the holiday just right and i’d expect nothing less from Golden Age Simpsons.  

4. A Deep Fried Korean Thanksgiving (Gilmore Girls) Another show I need to talk about more, Gilmore Girls is fucking awesome. The story of a woman who ran away pregnant at age 16 and built her own life for her daughter in the quirky town of stars hollow who finds herself reconnecting with her parents in present day against her will.. is really good stuff. Funny, heartfelt and really damn well acted with one hell of a cast, the show is part of me and I make no bones about that, so it’s big thanksgiving outing naturally belongs on here.  The premise is simple: Rory and Loreli end up having to go to four diffrent thanksgivings, which even for big eaters like them is a massive task, each unique and entertaining. The main event of course is Suki’s, where everyone’s faviorite chef agreed to let her husband cook the turkey.. of course with the plan to sneak in mid cooking and add her own touches. This gets foiled when Jackson and his family decide to deep fry the thing.. probably in part because Jackson knows his wife well and knows what she was planning. Though over the night while our heroines are at their other meals, it devolves into them deepfrying everything they can get their hand son including a shoe, and Suki getting plastered to tolerate it.  While not topping it the other meals and the sheer lunacy of four thanksigvings in one day, are still memorable: There’s the natural posh one at Richards and Emilys, the dour joyless one at The Kims where Mrs Kim forces the band to play the whole time and forces our heroines to eat food as joyless as Mrs. Kim, and Lukes for a nice round of Rory grappling with having PDA with her boyfirend Jess before resolving it at the end. Also dean’s a jackass. No one is suprised. Jess isn’t one at this stage in his character which is. Also Kirk adopts a cat that slowly pushes him out of his own house which works comedically becaus Sean Gunn is a national treasure. Overall a really good episode and if you have netflix and haven’t checked the series out, this is a good one to try out. 

3. The Thanksgiving Special (Regular Show) I already talked about this one in my top 11 Regular Show episodes so i’ll try to be brief. In a nutshell Mordecai and Rigby destroy thanksgiving and genuinelly feeling bad about it, scramble to win a thanksgiving bird from a Thanksgiving Song Contest, going up against an all star super group comissioned by Donald Trump. Yes really. Meanwhile Muscle Man and High Five Ghost go to get sides and the  rest of the park staff’s attemtps to get a turkey are thwarted by a bunch of thanksgiving reinactors who go unexplained in any way shape or form which given how rare that is for regular show, which usually has some sort of explination for the madness, just makes it funnier. It ends with a REALLY touching song, a fight on a blimp with outgoing president trump, and a truly heartwarming thanksgiving meal. All in all a nice special that combines the shows madcap nature with the genuine warm fuzzies of thanksgiving. 

2. We Gather Together (Roseanne) Another series I need to talk about more.. and another series where one of the creators has turned out to be a terrible human being. Seriously Roseanne Barr is is a terible person, she deserved to be removed from her show, and while the Conner’s isn’t GREAT it’s still FAR better without her. That being said I will still stick up for the original as she wasn’t the only one involved (indeed the aformentioned Joss Whedon worked on the show breifly and Gilmore Girls creator Amy Sherman Paladino not only worked there but later adapted one of Roseanne’s insane antics, making all the writers wear caps with a number instead of referring to them by name , to Gilmore Girls.). Her being a bad person even then dosen’t change the fact that the show is sitcom gold, one of my faviorite shows, and a true classic. And this episode helps showcase WHY. 

What makes this episode special, even among Roseanne episodes is it’s structure: While there are things going on it’s mostly a free floating day in the Families life and thus feels like your there with them through thanksgiving. It feels genuine, like past thanksgivings i’ve remembered: Everyone has their own stuff going on, they all eat, and there’s naturally a big blowup.. and one that eveyrone else ignores to eat which I can relate  to. That authenticity really elevates the episode and is why I seek it out every year. 

That’s not to say nothing happens, it just flows in and out like it would in a normal thanksgiving. Roseanne deals with her parents, a pre-abuser version of her dad and her overbearing nightmare of a mother beverly, and the inevetible blow up when Bev’s needling about Jackie’s life goes too far , prompting Jackie to reveal her new job as a police officer before bursting into tears, all to Roseanne’s annoyance. Rosie also moves them to a hotel despite an attempted guilt trip from her mom. 

Speaking of Mom’s we see Dan’s for the only time before the later seasons and the utterly terrible last season, a professional career woman whose moved on well from her ex and brought her new boyfriend there. Ed, despite some comptemplation over it is firmly accepting and instead starts flirting with the Conner’s friend Crystal. Dan, being overprotective because of his Daddy Issues, but ed cals him out on it “Being lonely is a hell of a lot for two people to have in common, you woudln’t knwo anything abotu that son, and I pray to god you never do” A great caper to a fantastic episode.. one I thought was going to top the list... THOUGHT is the key word here...

1. Turkey in A Can (Bob’s Burgers) This one is. Bob’s Burgers is one of the best things to come out of the 2010′s and i’ve fallen way too far behind on it, so I can’t say if any thanksgivings after thankshoarding top this one.. what I can say is this one is the gold standard for thanksgiving episodes, and is filled with great stuffing. 

Thanksgiving is Bob’s holiday. Being a chef he loves the chance to go all out, and really flex his muscles for his families when it comes to cooking up a storm, and it’s endearing when bob gets just as nuts as his family. But this year someone keeps flushing his turkeys down the toilet despite his best efforts, so while Louise hilariously tries to solve things to proe it wasn’t her (though it’s entirely fair they thought it was her consdering.. everything), while LInda, Gene and LInda’s flighty sister Gale try to write THE thanksgiving song. And while it’s no you just got slapped, damn if they didn’t succeed. 

Sailors in your mouth indeed. It leads to plenty of great jokes the best being the guy at the Deli Counter thinking Bob’s into him and bob not being sure how to respond, but being mildly recpetive. But the climax is what makes the episode as when Bob falls asleep we find his medication has been making him sleepwalk.. and thus put the turkey s int he toilet, as Tina’s desire to be at the Grown Up Table, itslef a REALLY funny runner as you’d expect, has him panicking internally and thus reliving her potty training. The episode ends with Bob letting her come to the adults table, and a rather heartwarming thanksgiving feast. All in all an excellent episode. It also leads to the chaos seen above whic hif htat’s not thanksgiving, I don’t know what is. 

Have a happy thanksgiving and check out my black friday sale! Until then there’s always another rainbow!

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jane for the character ask meme!

Thank you for sending me a character! This is unexpected and I love that! :))

1) Do you love/hate this character?

I like Jane, not as much as some of the others but I feel like that’s due to not seeing enough of her on screen. I can definitely relate to Jane and I think that’s what makes me like her! She’s soft and I love that!

2) What’s your favourite trait of this character?

It’s not so much as a trait, but more of a general character arc. I like how much of a transformation she has over the course of the 3 movies. Jane is so soft and compassionate. When she’s not trying to fit in, she became her true self and showed everyone how brave she was. There’s bravery in being soft is a quote that reminds me so much of Jane. I really liked seeing how passionate Jane was about organizing things for Cotillion, the way she became like an overeager puppy was very cute.

3) What’s your favorite moment/even involving this character?

Definitely where she just attacks Ben with a water gun. Truly iconic™

4) If you could have one power/attribute/etc. of this character, what would it be?

Her eyes are really pretty 🥰

5) Have you ever pictured this character naked?

No :) 

6) When did you fall in love/hate with this character?

There were moments when I first watched where I kind of forgot she existed, which is bad! But after rewatching I think the scene with Jane and Mal in the bathroom is where I truly started paying attention. All of her scenes in D3 were brilliant and gave me a new appreciation for Jane as a character. I don’t so much like her in D1 just because she kind of acts like a bitch especially to do with the family day debacle but in the next two films for sure!

7) Who’s your OTP for this character?/What ships do you like for this character?

Jane/Lonnie is a top tier ship. I love that they went to Cotillion together 😉 but also, all of the friendships because Jane is a sweetie-pie and deserves to have lots of besties!

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Hell Is Hot CH 4- Dorian’s Grey Room Angst

#hell is hot tag brings up all chapters on my page! @elizaglad @kanakalala458 @queenhumanoid @lachicademarcasrojas Thank you guys for all the support on the story! Sorry for the delay on the chapter! This story is crossposted on my AO3 my name their is sunhoney_fandoms 

At Dorian’s I got a drink and sat on a small couch tucked in the corner while I waited for Caliban. All of a sudden I saw Nick sneaking in, head hanging, he already looked drunk. He walked over to Dorian and grabbed a drink. After he began to survey the crowd, I tried hard not to make eye contact with him but when I looked up he was staring at me. He walked over to me. 

“Hey Spellman.” He said with a raspy low voice. 

“Hey Nick.” I replied with an awkward smile. 

“How are you? I mean what are you doing here?” He spoke like he couldn’t talk. 

“I’m uh—“ I said trailing off. 

“Waiting for me?” Caliban said from behind me. 

“Caliban! You have to stop doing that.” I said almost spilling my drink on me. 

“Oh what would you do to make me stop?” He said in a flirtatious tone. 

Nick scoffs hard in disgust. I say nothing looking back and forth between them. 

“I can’t believe you’d bring him here. What’s he helping you with this time?” Nick said in a mocking tone. “Maybe I was wrong, maybe you weren't saving yourself for Kinkle.” He spat.

“Nick! That’s not fair! You have no idea what’s going on!” I said harshly trying not to draw attention to us.

“Maybe we should tell your little heartbroken warlock what we’re here for.” Caliban says smugly.

“Caliban please--” 

“What did you say Prince of Dirt? Nick spat.

“Enough! Nick, you're drunk we'll talk about this when you're sober. Caliban, sit down!” I said definitely. 

Before Nick could speak Dorian walks over and addresses Nick in a half whisper.

“Your room is available.” He looks over at me before walking away. 

Nick says nothing, just looks at me with sad eyes before walking away. 

*Back at the Spellman house*

*Whoosh*

“Prudence?” Ambrose says concerned, noticing the look on her face. “What is it? What’s the matter?” He says walking closer to her. 

“We uh-- We found Dorcas butchered in a cupboard at the academy Ambrose, by Agatha’s hand no doubt.” Prudence says with a tearful voice.

“Oh, oh no.” Ambrose says worried. 

“You know, I can't help but to think that if I’d killed Blackwood in Scotland when I had the chance, all of this calamity could've been avoided.” Prudence tearfully speaks while Ambrose says nothing. She regains composure of herself. “But you wouldn't let me, would you?.” She growls. 

“I’m-I’m so sorry.” Ambrose finally speaks trying to get closer to her. 

Prudence backs away. “As am I.” *Whoosh* She was gone. 

Later, Ambrose, Zelda and Hilda sit at the kitchen table trying to figure out what to have for dinner. 

“Ooooo, I can make everyone’s favorites and a pie for dessert?” She says cheerfully, hoping to set the tone for the remaining evening. 

“Thank you, auntie but i’m not really hungry.” Ambrose says forlorn looking down at the table. 

“What’s the point? Dinner won't be the same without sabrina.” Zelda says letting smoke out of her lungs. 

“Oh, Zeld’s it's just for a night, she said she’d be back for dinner every night with her little fellow.” Hilda says trying to keep the mood up. 

“Oh for pete's sake Hilda she can't possibly know what kind of hellish responsibilities are to come, we may never see her again.” Zelda says loud and clearly upset. She looks around for a moment before speaking again, this time softer but still with much distaste in her voice. “And if we do see her again she’ll be bringing the clay spawn with her. I do not like change, sister. I see nothing good coming from this.” 

No one says anything. Zelda gets up to go have a drink in the living room. 

“I'm going to head to the academy library.” Ambrose says, knocking back his drink before getting up and walking away. 

Hilda grabs some lemon cookies and tea, sitting alone, she thinks about how she should go say her goodbyes to Dr Cee in the mortuary. Tears begin to brim her eyes as she heads downstairs to find Dr Cee sitting up. 

“Dr Cee?” Hilda’s voice cracks. 

“Oh, hi my love.” Dr Cee says rubbing his temple. 

“I thought I killed you, beloved.” Hilda stutters. “I must have been saving you to eat later.” She says giggling through her tears. 

“I sure hope so.” He says smiling and gripping her into an embrace.

“Shall we go clean up the store? I did quite the number on it. Then maybe we can resume watching scary movies, love?” Hilda says finally wiping the tears away from her eyes. 

“How about we go out for a nice dinner and movie? We can clean tomorrow Hilda, I just want to spend time with you. I am so happy you're back.” Dr Cee says rubbing Hilda’s hand. 

Upstairs Zelda is in the living room thinking to herself. “Maybe I am just a loveless hag like everyone thinks. How anyone could deal with the heartbreak of being in love over and over again I will never understand.” She rubs her temples then takes a sip of her drink. 

“Long day, ma cherie?” Mambo Marie says entering the living room. “I hope I am not interrupting.” She says taking a seat in the chair next adjacent to Zelda.

“Oh mambo, no, please come sit.” Zelda says getting up to pour Mambo Marie a drink. Zelda hands her the drink and sits back down. 

Mambo Marie chuckles. “Thank you Zelda for your hospitality.” 

“I know I was a little abrasive when you first arrived, I apologize. I think I may need you now more than ever.” Zelda admits. 

“Zelda there’s an even darker force on the horizon I fear, a sense of sa ki mal lingers in the air. We must harness your covens maternal pouvwa for protection and prepare them for war.” Mambo says strong and carefully. 

Zelda leans closer to Mambo. “Am I to take it that means you’ll be staying on?” 

Mambo Marie smirks and leans closer to Zelda. “Only if I am welcome, ma Cherie” 

Zelda smiles softly and pulls Mambo into a longing kiss. 

*Back at Dorian’s*

Sabrina slumps down defeated. 

“Why didn’t you tell him of the alignment?” Caliban questions. 

“He’s not in the right headspace to hear that and I’m not sure I’m ready to tell him.” Sabrina speaks softly not making eye contact. 

“Ah so you still love him?” Caliban says trying not to sound upset.

“I don’t love him anymore, I care for him and remember the love we once had.” Sabrina says positively.

“Why let the warlock get to you when you're going to have everything you want?” Caliban says smirking. 

Sabrina rolls her eyes. “Why are you so smug about everything?” 

“My queen, it’s called confidence.” He says lifting my face up to look at him. “You should always have pride in yourself and your domain, even if you have a soft spot for your mortal realm.” Caliban says leaning down pressing his lips against mine, softly. I was unsure of the kiss at first, everything seemed to be moving so fast but it felt so right. I brought my hand up and caressed his neck, sinking further into the kiss. I pull away from the kiss with hot cheeks and tingly lips. I feel so strong but so intimidated beneath his gaze. “We have to discuss tomorrow, Caliban. I need you to do me a favor.” 

“What could I do for, my love?” Caliban said, smiling down at me. 

“I know the Kings are getting impatient and are trying to call the third challenge in, but I want to spend my final normal day in the mortal realm. Can you please hold them off till tomorrow evening?” 

“Of course, that will be easy.” He says continuing to listen. 

“Now remember I want to completely blindside everyone tomorrow night, so we will continue to act like we are fighting against each other for the third regalia. When I go to claim the throne I will announce our alignment.” 

He nods his head in agreement.

I lean back relaxing for a moment and drinking my drink. He leans back as well , staring at me. 

I look up at him “Thank you for being there today. You really helped out.” 

“We are an alliance now, Morningstar. That’s what Kings are for.” He said smirking at me. 

I smiled at him 

Ambrose walking the halls to the library.

“Nick? Are you alright, you look terrible?” Ambrose says approaching nick. 

Nick scoffs “Gee thanks Ambrose I appreciate that.” 

“I thought you were doing better, mate. What’s going on?” Ambrose says sitting down next to him in the hall. 

Nick sighs. “I don’t know how to get back to normal and now to make it worse Sabrina’s already moved on with that dirt ball from hell.” Nick cries. 

“Ah so Sabrina  told you of the alignment I see? Listen Nick— 

Nick interrupts looking up at Ambrose with tear filled eyes “Alignment? Wait what alignment?” 

Ambrose then realized that Nick had no idea of the alignment and Ambrose fucked up. “Nick, mate, listen I know a great witch her name is Minerva she helped me when I was losing it for a bit while on house arrest. I’ll put you in contact with her.” 

“Ambrose tell me about this damn alignment? I don’t need help, I need to know about this alignment?” 

“I’ll tell you about the alignment as long as I can make you an appointment with Minerva.” 

Nick looks down defeated. “Deal” 

“Now my cousin is gonna kill me for saying anything, but she has agreed to marry Caliban to rule hell as queen and king to ensure her place on the throne and in the mortal realm.” 

“She what?” Nicks voice cracks. “How could she? We’ve barely broken up. I shouldn't have ever broken up with her, now she’s gone forever.” Nick sobs. Ambrose holds nick. 

“Listen Nick, Prudence was right, what you guys had was toxic but you don’t need to lose Sabrina forever. You two can remain friends after both of you take some much needed time apart.” 

Nick says nothing and they stay there a while before Ambrose offers to walk Nick to his bedroom to make sure he makes it there okay. 

“I’ll see you tomorrow, okay Nick?” Nick just nods his head in agreement 

*Back at Dorian’s*

“I should be getting home, I have school in the morning.” I say standing up. 

“Do you want me to take you there?” Caliban also says standing up and closing the gap between us. 

I smirk at him. “No, Caliban my powers are back I’ll be fine.” 

“I’ll see you tomorrow, my queen.” 

I  smirk at him and walk away. Back at home I quickly get undressed and sink into my bed, what a day.

[far-off-flower-fields]

Weird Questions that say a lot

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? Teacups!

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? Lollipops

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? Cotton candy

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? We call elementary school primary school. It depended which teachers you asked, my favourites always said I was “conscientious, kind, and a pleasure to have in class”.

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? Glass cups or bottles.

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? I have like 4 looks, pastel, boho, and goth/witchy/grunge, also vintage-inspired which wasn’t mentioned but I love it.

7. earbuds or headphones? Depends on the shape, I love my Razr headset because it doesn’t squash my ears, and I like galaxy bud shaped earbuds, the ones with the little rubber doo-dads that fit actually in your ear. Apple or a lot of older flat earbuds cause me a lot of pain.

8. movies or tv shows? TV shows. Movies are getting longer and longer and my focus is getting shorter and shorter

9. favorite smell in the summer? Rainy days!

10. game you were best at in p.e.? The game of queue-ducking (where you go to the back of the queue to avoid your turn), or dance, or the less strength intensive parts of gymnastics. Or crying, always been great at that xD

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? Muesli, or nothing.

12. name of your favorite playlist? I prefer to listen to full albums rather than playlists, but I have a few favourites on Spotify. Born to Run 150BPM, Infinite Indie Folk, Irish Folk: Jigs and Reels, All Out 80s/90s/00s. I also love scene/pop-punk playlists.

13. lanyard or key ring? Key Ring

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? Message Hearts (or anything with that texture), the red pack of starbursts (the UK version is vegan). Does Turkish Delight count because if so then that is my fave. I also like gummies if they’re vegan.

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? To Kill a Mockingbird (high school), or The Bloody Chamber (uni), or Hamlet (uni)

16. most comfortable position to sit in? One foot under me, the other foot out to the other side, but both in the same position (if the surface is flat), or knees up.

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? I own a lot of shoes so there isn’t really a single pair I wear the most. Recently my Air Force 1s, I’m trying to wear them in because the previous owner didn’t so the cause blisters.

18. ideal weather? Cold, overcast, rainy, still. Or without the rain. or snow (as long as I’m not going in the car and I can go crunch my shoes in it xD

19. sleeping position? Either side, but my body is kinda rotated towards the bed so it’s like half way between on my stomach and on my side. 

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? Notebooks

21. obsession from childhood? Animals, dinosaurs, goddesses, magic, crystals, neopets, sims. I still love all of these things, I am a rotating door of obsessions, usually a bunch of the same obsessions on repeat.

22. role model? I don’t have one particular role model, I do have tons of people that I love and respect.

23. strange habits? I have so many strange habits that I have become one myself. Nothing actually stands out though because 99% of it is because of my brain.

24. favorite crystal? rose quartz or moonstone.

25. first song you remember hearing? Maybe Dancing Queen by ABBA, definitely the first I remember dancing to, but my dad loves music so I grew up with a constant stream of it.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? Suffer xD when I’m able to do so comfortably I’d love to go out looking for pretty stones, and nice sticks with my fiance, also would like to go on picnics with him, or a friend if I had one.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? Baking, drawing, crafts, standing in the rain. Everything.

28. five songs to describe you? 6/10 - Dodie Robert Frost - Mal Blum Caught in the Middle - Paramore Side Effects - Jade Bird Snitches Get Stitches - Onsind  Bonus track: The Seed - Aurora I wish I still had the playlist I made of songs I relate to, several of these were on it though.

29. best way to bond with you? Oversharing, or telling me about things you’re into.

30. places that you find sacred? Nature. My favourite spots are little creeks/rivers in wooded areas, but just like, all of it is special and should be treated as such. Also bedrooms.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? I think maybe I’m not gutsy or whatever enough, but also unpredictable. I wear whatever I like, and I’m just as likely to cry in all of them as I am to accidentally get in a fight.

32. top favorite vines? I feel so basic because I never really did the vine thing.  There was one that nearly killed me because I literally started to choke that was in some kind of office and the bit like can you run this past me again, and they just fucking legged it past them holding a folder up, Saw it once, never saw it again. Road work ahead. Why you can’t lift a house (might be a tok?) Brass dad and oven kid Look at this graaaaph Never learned how to read I can’t sit I have hemorrhoids The one with the people in blankets bobbing the nana nanana song Fr esh avo ca do Look at all these chickens

33. most used phrase in your phone? I love you - if I had to guess

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? right now, nothing. I often get the old Super Liquor jingle lodged in there though.

35. average time you fall asleep? 6am?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? Charlie the unicorn or that one Noodles video by Cyanide and Happiness. Are those even memes?

37. suitcase or duffel bag? Depends. I mostly use a bag though since I never go anywhere for long.

38. lemonade or tea? Tea? Usually if you ask for lemonade here you get Sprite which is not lemonade.

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? I had a vegan lemon meringue pie once, so good. Cake is easier to make though, and I can eat more in one sitting without getting sick xD

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? Um, the principal in my last year of school got caught for being a peeping tom a few years after I left.

41. last person you texted? My Fiance.

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? Jacket pockets

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? Depends on the rest of the outfit and the weather. I wear Jean jackets most though.

44. favorite scent for soap? I love lavender, or vanilla/candy/fruity/baked goods type scents. I still have a bottle of Sugar Fairy spray from lush from a year ago and I love the smell of that.

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? Fantasy I think.

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? Nekkid?

47. favorite type of cheese? As a kid it was feta. Now I only eat vegan cheese. I was never a huge cheese fan tbh.

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? Rotten xD um probably a cranberry or something because I’m small, and I’m not a fan of cranberry.

49. what saying or quote do you live by? An it harm none do what you will. Or treat others as you wish to be treated.

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? Probably one of the vines I listed above, either “run it past” or “can’t lift a house” because both of those resulted in crying and choking.

51. current stresses? My cat has been throwing up and having diarrhoea the past week or so, she’s been to the vet, it got better for a bit, but tonight suddenly got worse. Living with my parents who I have a very toxic relationship with. Living in a single very overfilled room. Trying to not spend money so that I can save up to move next year. Nightmares about my trauma. Either the house is haunted or there’s a build up of negative energy (probably that).

52. favorite font? I always liked the look of all of the script style fonts (freestyle, french, lucida, lucida calligraphy, Edwardian, Palace) but they’re not accessible so for anything people will actually see (which is literally nothing) I always go with arial.

53. what is the current state of your hands? Slight rash on one finger because I’m sensitive to what is in a lot of hand washing products apparently (never an issue until the pandemic), one broken finger nail that is a bit shorter than the rest. Not painted nails because energy. I always wear my engagement ring, usually I wear several other rings but with how my skin is being I thought I’d better not for a while.

54. what did you learn from your first job? Bakeries are hell, my circadian rhythm will not adjust to anything besides its natural state for longer than a couple of days at a time no matter how long or hard I try. I can absolutely fall asleep standing up.

55. favorite fairy tale? Ugly Duckling

56. favorite tradition? I don’t have anyway... Yet? Hopefully when I move this can become a thing.

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? I’m interpretting overcome loosely here, meaning “I have not died from this” - Suicide of my first love - Bullying - 3 different jobs that all nearly killed me

58. four talents you’re proud of having? Literally can’t think of one. I’m not talented. I’m passable at a couple of things, but I worked for those things and I’m still not good enough for anyone to confuse me for being talented xD Those things I care about that I’ve worked on a lot are singing, art, languages, crafts? I still struggled to come up with 4. My bad.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? Aw jeez xD

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? Magical Girl! This is an easy one, give me the powers and the clothes yessss.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? Literally sitting here drawing a blank, so instead of favourite here is the first one that came into my head “eyes are the genitals of the head” (may have that wrong, I’m watching the Office for the first time rn)

62. seven characters you relate to? Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Amelie from Amelie Matilda from Matilda Quasimodo from the Hunchback of Notredame (also my favourite plush as a kid) Iris - The Holiday Jess - New Girl Amelia Shepherd - Grey’s Anatomy Struggled with this because suddenly I drew a blank and also couldn’t remember who my Fiance was talking about every time he’s watched a character and said “that’s you” repeatedly.

63. five songs that would play in your club? Starlight - Superman Lovers Pump It - Black Eyed Peas I Bet that You Look Good on the Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys All the Things She Said - tATu Doctor Jones - Aqua Bonus: Push Up - Freestylers These are ones  I have memories of dancing to when I was younger so that’s how I picked, but I’d absolutely be a themed night club with different music on different nights.

64. favorite website from your childhood? Neopets, which I still play daily. The first I played was MaMaMedia, then Bubblegum Club.

65. any permanent scars? That’s a SORE subject heh get it heh

66. favorite flower(s)? Lavender, rose, peony

67. good luck charms? I usually carry gemstones if I’m needing to be particularly lucky, or sigils.

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried? I hate anything spicy. I had rootbeer candy that tasted like literal dirt. I can’t eat banana stuff without gagging and getting a headache. I hate anything that is artificial blackberry or blackcurrant, tastes like shitty cough syrup.

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? Sea Monkeys breathe through their feet, but I remember where I learned that.

70. left or right handed? right

71. least favorite pattern? depends entirely on the colours, I like patterns. but certain stripes do make my eyes feel funny.

72. worst subject? If PE counts, then that. If not, math.

73. favorite weird flavor combo? I love pineapple on pizza but that’s not weird. Iused to eat cheese and jam sandwiches as a kid though.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen? I operate on how long it has lasted instead of how bad it is, essentially I get so desperate so I’ll try it even though it probably won’t help. I have the resistance of a rhino to most meds.

75. when did you lose your first tooth? No idea, like 4 I think? I did keep them in a weird little box for no reason though because they never got taken away from under my pillow.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)? I’m a fan of a good mash if it has lots of flavour (like gravy). Otherwise, crisps or fries.

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill? I grew a radish once! Something cat safe though these days, also maybe something heavy, and hard to knock over?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store? Grocery Store sushi, if it’s just veg.

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo? My only ID is my passport, and it is BAD.

80. earth tones or jewel tones? Both.

81. fireflies or lightning bugs? Fireflies (ten million of them to be precise)

82. pc or console? Grew up with PC. Now play my switch mostly.

83. writing or drawing? Both. Wrote more as a kid, draw more now.

84. podcasts or talk radio? Podcasts.

84. barbie or polly pocket? Both. But I prefered pollies as a kid

85. fairy tales or mythology? mythology

86. cookies or cupcakes? cupcakes

87. your greatest fear? Based on my nightmares, stairs.

88. your greatest wish? To live in a comfy house, in the country, with my Fiance, I have travelled the world, we have pets, I can function, we are free.

89. who would you put before everyone else? My Fiance and out animals.

90. luckiest mistake? Can’t think of any, most of my mistakes have been more like bad choices, also never turned out well for me.

91. boxes or bags? Depends what it’s for?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? lamps, or fairy lights. Unless I’m particularly anxious, then overheads.

93. nicknames? None.

94. favorite season? Winter

95. favorite app on your phone? LINE, it has my fiance, and animated stickers.

96. desktop background? Little Twin Stars

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized? My own.

I never get asks and needed to distract myself so I’m going to just answer these anyway, like a survey or something. Original post by tr33-g1rl 

[ultra-chocolatelover-universe]

About my Blades’s MCs 

Isolde a purple elf. 

full name and why I chose it - Isolde Marie MoonBlossom (I choose the last name MoonBlossom since many elves seem to have nature or sky related last names. I wasn’t going to give her a last name since her parents died, but then I decided to.) 

Appearance: Purple elf with large pointed ears. She has green eyes and long straight black hair that goes down to her waist. 

 pronouns - she/her (Female) 

 alignment - Good against the Shadow Court 

 zodiac sign - I don’t know anything about zodiacs 

MBTI - ENTJ-A (Tyril would most likely be an INTJ or an ISTJ) 

 favourite movie/tv show - She enjoys tales of adventure and comedy. 

 weapon of choice - Fists 

 love interest(s), if they have one - Tyril Starfury (I wanted my elf Mc to be with Tyril since they’ll both have very long lives) 

 sexuality - Straight she shares kilvali (emotional capability) and dinvali with Tyril. 

 favourite holiday - She enjoys holidays that involve eating lots of nice food and listening to stories. 

 ideal day - Waking up surrounded by her loved ones and going on a hike down to a lake in the woods. 

 how is their dream house - she wants to settle down and have a nice place to call home, but she also wants to keep adventuring. She’d like to live in a big house instead of in a small inn like she used to in Riverbend. Being an orphan hasn’t allowed her to have many material possessions. If she ever truly got the chance to have a big house she’d fill it with all her treasures from her many adventures. Her house would be close to the woods and right by a sandy beach since she loves being outdoors. 

Plan for the future - Getting her brother back. Isolde is very family oriented since Kade is the only person she ever had in her life. After getting Kade back she’d like to buy a nice house for the two of them to live it. 

Traits I gave her in the sims 4 - Goofball, Family Oriented, Loves Outdoors. Her aspiration in the sims 4 is being a collector. Isolde is a very silly person who enjoys having a good a time and being one with nature. 

 favourite mythological figure - Does she count as one? She is an elf after all. Kade rolls his eyes whenever she answers this way. 

 comfort food, if they have one - Apple pie not eel pie 

 description of their favourite outfit - Isolde’s favorite outfit is the pirate outfit. She finds its easier to move in then wearing a dress. 

 faceclaim - haven’t found one yet 

Hilda the red haired orc. 

full name and why I chose it - Hilda Clermont. I wanted to give Hilda a Scandinavian/Viking sounding name like the other orcs. Her last name I choose because it sounded fancy. 

Appearance: Brown orc with freckles and golden eyes. She has two large horns on the top of her head and small pointed ears. Like all orcs she also has two fangs. Her hair is red and she wears it in many braids. 

 pronouns - She/her (Female) 

 alignment - good against the Shadow Court 

 zodiac sign - idk 

MBTI - INFJ-T (She’s the opposite of Mal) (opposites attract?) 

 favourite movie/tv show - She enjoys romance and adventure. 

 weapon of choice - Bows 

 love interest(s), if they have one - Mal Volari 

 sexuality - Straight 

 favourite holiday - Orc holidays, she wants to learn more about her culture. 

 ideal day - Learning more about orc culture, spending time with the love of her life. 

 how is their dream house - A small comfy family home. She doesn’t want a house that is too big or too small. Growing up with just Kade she never had a lot of possessions and has learned to be content with what she has. 

Plans for the future - Hilda wants to get married and have kids someday. 

Traits I gave her in the sims 4 - Perfectionist, Romantic, Ambitious. Her aspiration is animal affection. I gave her that aspiration because she’s a beast master who loves animals. She puts a lot of pressure on herself to succeed in life. From getting her brother back, to being seen as worthy in the eyes of orcs, Hilda strives for perfection. Growing up as the only orc in Riverbend Hilda was always an outsider. Orcs are seen as scary and unattractive, and many humans are prejudice against her kind. (In one chapter a human is prejudice against your Mc if they are an orc) Queen Ventura Tal Kaelen hasn’t made being an orc any easier after her city of orcs have gone out a looted other cities. Due to this Hilda desperately wants other approval and wants to be accepted by others. She desires to learn all about orc customs and show that even though she was raised human she is still an orc. I picked the romantic trait for Hilda since she is very flirty with Mal and because, Hilda has dreamed of having a family of her own someday it might be to make up for the one she was cheated out of when her family died. 

 favourite mythological figure - Vampires. She likes that they have fangs and pointed ears like she does. She also may or may not have chosen vampires, because Kade is scared of them. And as Kade’s sibling it is her job to tease him. 

 comfort food, if they have one - Fish. Orcs are big on seafood and she wants to honor her culture. 

 description of their favourite outfit - Hilda is very feminine and enjoys wearing dresses and flowers in her hair. 

 faceclaim - haven’t found one yet