#also i wanted to share that i was assigned theatre kid at uber the other day

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KARKAT: Is the price negotiable?

KARKAT: I DID NOT WRITE THE ABOVE STATEMENT. I CANT EVEN SPELL NEGOABLE. I VE BEEN HACKED. I WISH WHOEVER IS DOING THIS WOULD GET A LIFE.

KARKAT: Is this still available?

KARKAT: HACKER GET A LIFE. SCUM BAG.

ROSE: Karkat, it’s not a hacker. When you click on the comment section, prewritten comments pop up. I accidentally hit them all the time.

KARKAT: Do you have more photos?

KARKAT: IM 29.08. BUT IM BETTING I CAN STILL WHIP YOUR ASS. IF YOU HAD THE GUTS TO SHOW WHO YOU ARE. SCUM BAG HACKER.