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saucerfulofsins · 5 years ago

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For @ohblushes (insp).

(I have also since been informed of the existence of Tyler’s actual bumble profile, which I will ignore on basis of it being not valid at all, as he could have done 1000% better.)

#tyler seguin #meme #please keep in mind this shit is fake #i don't care about who he's dating don't come @ me this is only for the meme!!!!!#also i want to thoroughly apologise for the prominent not-coloured nip #that one IS in fact entirely on me and i should have made a different choice #:)#dallas stars #nhl hockey #nhl #yall havent seen half the edits ive made or like id be burned at a stake 1555 style #also hes 28 here because it makes me feel less old and also his bday is less than a week so its like me predicting the future right!!!!#also i went on grindr after like 3 months just for ahem research purposes #got asked if im bi or straight #but not gay?????????#then got ghosted #it's been a wild fucking ride yall better appreciate this ;____;

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