#also i take it all back actually romano identifies as bisexual so he can call germany the f slur | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cowboy-robooty · 2 years ago

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Love your HCs <3!!! And your art!!!!!!!! Le Question: is Romano 99.99999% straight like Veneziano? What's his sexuality journey like? If you don't mind sharing your thoughts. Is it as weird as Veneziano's pre school BF then pussy for a millennium. Thank youu

FIRST) THANK YOUU MANAJW i always feel surprised when i remember it isnt just me and my 3 friends on da world wide web that like my stuff <:') ARIGATO! FROM ME! *points at me* TO YOU! *points at you*

Anyways now SECOND) i think romano knows he likes girls and actually is nice to them and tries to rizz them its just hes cringe fail so i actually think hes a total virgin whos never dated anyone ever bc hes so aids. i think he doesnt really see guys as an option not because of sexuality but more because hes too busy trying to catch a girl he aint even got TIME to think about other fish types we go one type at a time. like when he goes i would never date anyone in the g8 its not because theyre boys its because "theyre stupid and annoying and ugly and should kill themselves and one of them is my fucking brother" romano is a boy kisser its just that never gets addressed because he hates all the men around him too much. i also think he kinda likes the idea of a girl more than actually dating a girl because 1) he doesnt take into account that girls actually can fart (60% why he thinks theyre so angelic and wunderbar) and 2) he desperately wants to be popular asf like italy so hes like ITALY BANGS CHICKS EVERYDAY SO OBVIOUSLY THERES GOTTA BE SOME SECRET SAUCE IN THERE. but i think he never in his life ends up dating a girl because they all reject his ass bc he fumbles so hard and then prussia activates his yandere gene and he gets loyal asf (but still demented and terrible. basically nothing changes other than him no longer hitting on girls) so woooooo I THINK THE LABLE HE USES IS "normal" (he is anything except normal)

*read tags if u wanna see why i changed my mind. actually romano uses da lable

**drumrolllllll**

BISEXUAL! **judge gavel slams down**

SENTENCE: 10 THOUSAND HOT POCKETS!

#me thinks hes too preoccupied scheming and getting restraining orders put against him to really think about a lable #see hetalia characters all have aids like me so i think a handful of them dont really use lables #or if they do then they dont really follow them its more like they use it cuz they need something to say when someone asks them for it #i think theyre smart enough to use lables only as theyre meant to be used. as something that acts as a positive for them #either in makes them feel secure or gives them an answer to tell people when they ask #cuz like for example germany is the Only Boy italy likes and italys like well ill use bisexual cuz why not lol #but i think some other characters could have that same situation and stick with the lable straight #cuz its like saying wether or not you like chips #if you only like one specific flavor and brand and hate everything else then its arguable if you can say you '*like* chips or not #i dont think the way people feel love and attraction is something that can be fit into neat little lables because its always different #so i say lables shouldnt be treated as an end all be all when choosing one. its just whatever you like #after all. having a lable doesnt make you any better or worse than someone with another lable #sorry for the long tangent but yeah thats my explanation for why i dont think romano has a #solid lable #THIS ISNT ME SAYING I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD STAY IN THE CLOSET AND REPRESSED AND SHIT #its me saying that people should just be themselves and sometimes a lable just isnt apart of that and it shouldnt be required #also i take it all back actually romano identifies as bisexual so he can call germany the f slur #ask #SWAG

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