#also i saw a post once where someone said “hes irish bc id know if he was italian” (they were italian)

[jevilowo]

Tf2 never doing a saint patricks day themed update is a missed opportunity tbh I'm a firm believer in Irish Heritage Scout (hes from boston therefore hes either irish or italian) and the americans would EAT THAT SHIT UP because they're obsessed with us when they're not accusing us of being drunken idiots.

My only ideas for tf2 patricks day update is like

Irish jig taunt

Leprechaun fit for Scout

Free green warpaint for all players on the day

New gun for Heavy literally just he deserves a new gun no matter what the update is I swear Spy has like twice as many guns and people forget he has any ooh call the Heavy gun something Irish like Aoibheann (ay veen) or Caoimhe (kwee vah) or Siobhán (shih vawn) that would pop off

Comic where Scout annoys everyone about Irish Culture and accuses them of being hibernophobic if they tell him to shut up. Meanwhile Spy is moping because he misses his wife tails he misses her a lot.

As an irish person I think this would be banging however many other irish people may not so um maybe it's for the best they never thought of this.