#also i ordered a salad
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Hey, I had a thought for the fantasy au! So on one of the previous versions of the WH website, there was a rhyme for the show that went:
A house is a place with four walls and a floor,
with a ceiling above and a lovely front door.
There's a bed to cradle you safely at night,
and windows to bring in the morning sunlight.
Your house is a mirror of just who you are,
A reflection that tells you to never stray far.
Which I thought might make a good incantation for when Wally properly summons Home (I can't remember if that's ever required for Warlocks but hey, it's still a fun poem regardless).
ohhhh this. i like this...
bonus og sketch! big ol eyes...
& no capalet because uhhhh eh nah and also i wanted Home's pendant to be on full display!
#and who cares if warlocks cant / dont canonically do that!#im not here to follow rules im here to Have Fun!#also the poem is even more fitting for this au given the nature of wally & home's pact#a manifestation like this must take so much power... and i imagine it makes them Way more vulnerable than one would guess#i mean home would just be out in the open. no protective shell or nothing.#and if home dies wally dies#they'd probably need to be at full power/strength or pretty near to it in order to pull off a full summoning#its a party trick to be pulled out only in the most dire of situations!#rambles from the bog#scribble salad#wh fantasy au#this was an Incredibly fun scribble!#a bit of a challenge and very rewarding!#also his outfit is just so fun to draw#i love giving characters So Many Layers and then immediately ripping those layers off#im starting to wonder why my first instinct with wally is to make him Show Chest#deepen that V! pop those buttons! in this house wally darling shows nonexistent cleavage!#ok sorry. in my defense its 3 am and i didnt sleep well last night anyway#actually no im not sorry#wally is attractive and i Will take advantage of that canon fact#disclaimer: i do not find him attractive in a 👀 way. hes a pet cat to me#a really fucked up pet cat...
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hear me out guys james mcavoys charles in the krakoa charles fit…
the ideal timeline is where instead of getting dark phoenix we waited like two years and got a krakoa movie and then i get escorted out of the movie theater for being Not Normal about bald mcavoy in the black suit and fuck-off chrome-dome helmet
#snap chats#the only losses would be the paris proposal and train fight but i think the sacrifice is necessary#i woudlve been so obnoxious in the movie theater i promise#they wouldnt but i do wonder if they did adapt krakoa what parts of it would they adapt ... just the beginning ?? probably#also unrelated i ordered vegan chicken for dinner but im 90% sure this is real meat. not a serious issue just an Oh Ok thing LOL#both are tasty to me ill live#anyways. back to the ramble.#i wish we got to see michael with white hair ....... im never forgiving apocalypse for not going through with that idea IT WOULDVE BEEN PER#WHATEVER ILL LIVE. im going to eat my salad now ..... the chickens all done .....
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Mizu, trying her best to express deep feelings of admiration towards another: I WILL CUT THINGS IN HALF FOR YOU!
#blue eye samurai#Blue Eye Samurai Mikio#The tale of the ronin and the bride spoilers#Blue Eye Samurai spoilers#Blue Eye Samurai Mizu#meme#'bein silly#trade offer meme#my art#The Tale of the Ronin and the Bride#I had to pause The Tale of the Ronin and the Bride in order to make this in a fit of delight#no spoilers pleaaaaase#(I know from context it ends badly but y'know)#Also I am aware it was probably some kind of soup + salad dish!#I just got caught in the sillies when I saw Mizu enthusiastically chopping carrots and stuff to impress him
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Unfortunately as you probably already know. Popeyes is Gd's perfect food
#I have ordered the $7.99 for a dozen wings deal again#RIP my cholesterol but I had a salad to balance it out#Tomorrow I will also have a salad with my fried chicken
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I saw a poll asking if audiobooks are reading and so many people were like "it's a valid way to experience the book but literally technically it's not *reading* because definitions"
and it feels like the "is a hot dog a sandwich" thing to me in that just because something is technically correct doesn't mean it's a useful framework for communicating with other humans
if i offer to buy you a sandwich and then take you to nathan's it doesn't matter that technically it's still meat between bread, it matters that you'd have a more accurate expectation if i had just said "hot dog"
similarly, if someone with a visual impairment says they read a cool book and you chime in to point out they technically can't read, so they listened to it, you're stopping a pleasant conversation to be a pedantic weirdo
#i say this as a reformed pedantic weirdo#sometimes you have to let people just be 'wrong' about shit that doesn't matter in order to exist comfortably with people#also to be a pedantic weirdo for a sec a hot dog isn't a sandwich because a hot dog sans bun is a hot dog#a sandwich sans bread is a poorly measured salad
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i have a 3000 word article due on Monday and I am
s t r u g g l i n g
#that said i am really glad i got out this morning for that walk#dany whines#i also ordered another salad#i tell you when i have enough room to meal prep for myself consistently it's over for you hoes
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today's been a really long day.
#[🏮] ⋮ val's rambles .ᐟ#vent#my mom's toilet clogged sometime before i came downstairs at 6AM‚ but she waited until around 3PM to let me help her take care of it‚#so i had to wade through dookie water as i carried bowl after bowl of shit upstairs to flush in my own bathroom#just to get the water level in the toilet low enough to where i could plunge it.#so now my entire house smells like sewage!#…actually‚ that's not true. the kitchen doesn't smell like sewage. because it smells like rotten eggs.#it's also fly-infested‚ which is why i keep having to order in.#today i ordered a chef salad and received a container of shredded lettuce with some cheap lunch meat‚ tomato‚#and‚ like‚ three slices of cucumber thrown over top of it.#annnd then i spilled the water bottle i was using to wash my hands all over the front of my shirt and also slammed my foot in the door.
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spent my whole shift on the line and Not Liking It At All. this is why i only wanted to work in the back. my fingertips hurt from hot food and my hands got So Dry from washing my hands a million times and there were tons of little things that annoy me. like. we have three kinds of bowls and three kinds of large plates. WHY
#WHY do we have three NEARLY IDENTICAL large plates! what is the logic! does a salad really fit that much better on one than on another??#I DON'T GET IT#i'm sure there's some kind of explanation. maybe the boss DOES think the salad looks better on one plate than another#but since it makes no sense to me i keep forgetting. also the salads themselves are so similar i keep mixing them up too#and the other cook present lost a contact lens so he had to walk right up to the screen to see what orders came in#we found a groove of sorts eventually. but i Did Not Care for the experience. and i'm sure it's going to happen again#bc the boss now knows i can do it! bc i wasn't gonna be incompetent! i was gonna do my best and i did and now he wants me to keep doing it!#ugh#augh#blech#work#personal#abbie needs a twitter
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Got some words *plops down and grabs Steam Deck as reward*
#salad-txt#not even the 'right' project#but i also can't complain because this one is kindaaaa on a schedule and i keep not getting to the point#(anna: shut up)#i am hoping to do one of the august events#even though the plan is admittedly a bit freeform XD#as in i will fill the 31 prompts but not post them in prompt order because posting out of order kills me#but now it looks like i need 6 chapters before I even get to the august prompts#(anna: shut up²)#and i do have plenty of time but i'd prefer to have those 6 and perhaps the first of the prompt ones done before july#god how did i deal with multiple active wips all that time o.o#it's killing me to switch and it's killing me to ignore one#😭
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friday evening nap done. all i can do on the hottest day of this summer tbh
#work went quite smoothly this week bc well we didn't have any slackers this week#and i was in the salad bar and my shitty coworker makes it look so hard lmao#it was actually a breeze but well it wasn't as busy except for in the morning#when i had to make 20 salads for one prder while other orders were also coming through
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Oh shit fancy restaurant tomorrow do I have clothes. I need to shower.
#head in hands#it’s a fancy steakhouse that serves meat off of swords#so understandably my family had to order ahead to get me some fish prepared#<- digestive intolerance for red meat and poultry#anyways#sea bass in my future#I like their salad bar too#lots of cheese and veggies and also smoked salmon
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Ordered groceries to be delivered from my least favorite service, but it's the only one guaranteed to be delivered this morning. We've pretty much burned through most of what I picked up the other day and I hate the market closest to us so I refuse to go unless I have no other choice. I tried to stock up on easy to make things because partner is still sick and I'm not feeling great again. It's supposed to rain a lot this weekend so I don't plan on leaving the house for a while.
#birdy tries to be a good adult#stocked up on bread and lunch meats and prepacked salads#we're still good on soup and i for some stew meat to make either more curry or beef stew#also got some decent tiny cat food cans for my skinny one because I'm not ready to make a big order from chewy#I'm just trying to make sure we're ready to be sick for a while#because if i don't do it no one will and we'll be in trouble
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I wish all food service workers who are weird about regulars always ordering the same specific thing and tease them for it a very “please don’t do that”
#was just thinking about when i first started my exchange year & there were basically 2 eateries on campus#i mean one of them was a giant food court with a bunch of options like burgers; sandwiches; salad etc#the other one was just a basic diner. i really really liked the diner because the food arrived fast; it was super good#and it was really close to where i lived. so every time i went in i got a hot dog and fries. and i went there for dinner probably every day#it took maybe about 3 days for the girl at the counter to start recognising me; knowing i was going to get the same thing each time;#and screaming ‘hot dog and fries????!?!!’ at me every single time i entered the building. which; if you’re like me and grew up with a weigh#problem and body image issues; fucking HORRIFYING. like why are you announcing to the whole diner what i’m going to be eating#i kept trying to show up when she wasn’t on shift or ordering something different and then i eventually just stopped going there#i kept going to the cafeteria because i could fix my own plate and the lady who weighed your plate (you were charged based on that)#never commented. but the cafeteria food was SO bad#i ended up going to the burger bar to just get the premade chicken tender baskets but those started to gross me out after a while#so i ordered a custom burger this one time and the guy was looking at me kind of funny for my order (i wanted a grilled chicken burger#with no cheese and just lettuce; onion and mayo on it) and one time when i went in i saw/heard him notice me and immediately start telling#his coworker about how ‘weird’ my order was. like i’m sorry i’m bri’ish and therefore don’t have the american propensity for shoving#a ridiculous and unnecessary amount of ingredients into any given sandwich??? sorry that i hate tomatoes and the idea of chicken and cheese#together horrifies me. i guess.#sooooo i started going to the sandwich bar and they were lovely. i ordered pretty much the same thing every day and the girl acted like it#was brand new to her every day. she also spelled my name wrong in a new and different way every day. and always added a smiley face#one time she put so much tuna mayo in my sandwich that i had to go get a spoon to eat it with. i hope she’s well#i just… i don’t know where i was going with this rant. i just hate being teased about what i eat bro#like whenever i like a food it’s ALL i want to eat for the next three months and i know that’s boring and not healthy but i don’t care!!!#why do YOU care. i don’t care and it’s my fucking body#you can let me eat my hot dog and fries in peace without announcing it to the whole diner. that is something you canndo#personal#*i feel like someone is going to accuse me of criticising food service workers. hiiiiii i’ve been one :)
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Got my end of the month burst of motivation to get my shit together and did 10 push ups
#horse.txt#and some squats and some stretches. but wow those pushups did me in#funfact last time i weighed myself i was actually Under 100 lbs! one of the most disheartening things#'you never go out you dont have any friends why dont you ever go out to meet people??' i could be stuffed in a bag and carried away on foot#i am like flat stanley. i could be blown away by a stiff breeze. and i also just dont have a large appetite?#funfact 2 one of my biggest insecurities is that when i order small portions of food or salads that ppl will think im dieting or have an ED#neither of which are necessarily a Bad thing but ppl do sometimes start to. treat you certain ways over it#either theyre the woke type who start looking at you all pitiful or they start griping to you about their own weight problems in some way#worse in the rare blue moon where ppl with ask me how i stay so skinny. bitch i have adhd i forget to eat Constantly. im starving#its on accident but shit i cant just say that to ppl lol so its always just 'haha my metabolism 🤪' which they sometimes STILL DONT ACCEPT?#LIKE AS AN ANSWER? THEY'LL JUST ASK AGAIN LIKE IM KEEPING IT A SECRET??#vent //#not really it kinda came out of nowhere honestly#sigh#very frustrated with myself lately in case yall haven't noticed!#god i need to get laid
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going to the Big grocery store is scary so i did in fact place a pick up order so i dont have to go inside 💀
#im gonna make overnight oats cause its something ive been wanting to try#im also gonna make shrimp pasta and a cucumber salad#and also edible cookie dough cause i want to try it#but i had to order a hand mixer for that on amazon cause we dont have one lol#but im excited to cook things!!!#life with seag
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It took three fucking years but hooray I finally got coronavirus after all that 😒
I've always been intrigued and also very frightened by the loss of smell and taste thing so ~*~guess what symptom finally developed today~*~
Opinion! It's Not Fun™
#I ordered a SALAD from WENDY'S because nothing matters and if I can't taste I might as well eat healthy right#Also right as school starts ofc#At least I don't have to work until Friday ig#I knew I should've made that fancy ramen I got at the international store yesterday but nooooooo I had to save it one more day#Now it prolly won't be worth making for another month at least :[[[[[[#Talking to myself
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