#also i ordered a salad

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey, I had a thought for the fantasy au! So on one of the previous versions of the WH website, there was a rhyme for the show that went:

A house is a place with four walls and a floor,

with a ceiling above and a lovely front door.

There's a bed to cradle you safely at night,

and windows to bring in the morning sunlight.

Your house is a mirror of just who you are,

A reflection that tells you to never stray far.

Which I thought might make a good incantation for when Wally properly summons Home (I can't remember if that's ever required for Warlocks but hey, it's still a fun poem regardless).

ohhhh this. i like this...

bonus og sketch! big ol eyes...

& no capalet because uhhhh eh nah and also i wanted Home's pendant to be on full display!

[everythingunderthesky]

Mizu, trying her best to express deep feelings of admiration towards another: I WILL CUT THINGS IN HALF FOR YOU!

[kqluckity]

how some people can look at Zhongli and Venti's dialogue during this Lantern Rite and interpret it as beefing instead of, you know, flirting truly blows my mind? like it's not just what they're saying, but also the way they're saying it. it's flirting, they're flirting. and even if they aren't flirting, that's obviously an inside joke? look at Venti's face when Zhongli acts like they're strangers, does it look like someone who can't stand the other and isn't willing to play along with the other's dumb idea? please. I don't understand how people can still think they hate each other even tho it's established that they're friends, not only through items lore and their own character stories (I really doubt someone like Zhongli would let a guy he hates forge his sigil, let him destroy his precious vase, let him pour wine on his head, and then yearn for him for 500 years bffr), but also in the first Liyue Archon quest Zhongli talks about "a friend from Mondstadt" who used to bring him wine all the time, and Venti has a "refined gentleman friend from Liyue" he wishes he could spend more time with. a friend he still visits often, so much so that madame Ping commissioned Tubby to make a Mondstadt-inspired house for the teapot with good acoustics so he could play inside with no problem.

[chicago-geniza]

Unfortunately as you probably already know. Popeyes is Gd's perfect food

[queeraang]

I saw a poll asking if audiobooks are reading and so many people were like "it's a valid way to experience the book but literally technically it's not *reading* because definitions"

and it feels like the "is a hot dog a sandwich" thing to me in that just because something is technically correct doesn't mean it's a useful framework for communicating with other humans

if i offer to buy you a sandwich and then take you to nathan's it doesn't matter that technically it's still meat between bread, it matters that you'd have a more accurate expectation if i had just said "hot dog"

similarly, if someone with a visual impairment says they read a cool book and you chime in to point out they technically can't read, so they listened to it, you're stopping a pleasant conversation to be a pedantic weirdo

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

i have a 3000 word article due on Monday and I am

s t r u g g l i n g

[ioannemos]

spent my whole shift on the line and Not Liking It At All. this is why i only wanted to work in the back. my fingertips hurt from hot food and my hands got So Dry from washing my hands a million times and there were tons of little things that annoy me. like. we have three kinds of bowls and three kinds of large plates. WHY

[i-can-even-burn-salad]

Got some words *plops down and grabs Steam Deck as reward*

[dokyeomini]

friday evening nap done. all i can do on the hottest day of this summer tbh

[fluff-e-boy]

Oh shit fancy restaurant tomorrow do I have clothes. I need to shower.

[jedi-bird]

Ordered groceries to be delivered from my least favorite service, but it's the only one guaranteed to be delivered this morning. We've pretty much burned through most of what I picked up the other day and I hate the market closest to us so I refuse to go unless I have no other choice. I tried to stock up on easy to make things because partner is still sick and I'm not feeling great again. It's supposed to rain a lot this weekend so I don't plan on leaving the house for a while.

[fingertipsmp3]

I wish all food service workers who are weird about regulars always ordering the same specific thing and tease them for it a very “please don’t do that”

[bl00dw1tch]

Got my end of the month burst of motivation to get my shit together and did 10 push ups

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

going to the Big grocery store is scary so i did in fact place a pick up order so i dont have to go inside 💀

[richardwrights]

It took three fucking years but hooray I finally got coronavirus after all that 😒

I've always been intrigued and also very frightened by the loss of smell and taste thing so ~*~guess what symptom finally developed today~*~

Opinion! It's Not Fun™

[ioannemos]

boss said i did well at work today again. since it was the eighth straight day of working after weeks of working three days at most and i spent it 99% of it on the line where i Did Not Want To Be, this compliment was a little hard to internalize